"you can meet one person, provided you stay 12,000 metres apart" LMAO

@bigassforehead3900

3 жыл бұрын

@James McIntyre me

@adz3291

3 жыл бұрын

Social distancing at its finest 😭

@orsike192

3 жыл бұрын

12000 m appart in height

@TheQuackinator

3 жыл бұрын

My non-covid social distancing... err, distance.

@cjcroft6441

3 жыл бұрын

God my dream 😂😂

Let’s just appreciate that this man had to watch 15 hours of mr Johnson’s briefings...

@blackgayman

3 жыл бұрын

I watch that daily just for my own enjoyment

@DirtyGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackgayman he is a funny guy

@hamstirrer6882

3 жыл бұрын

So one "15 minute" interview?

@OPIUM_BASS

3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Ansell If you know the name of this software please let me know (genuinely would love to use it lol)

@bobgillis1137

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the humanity !

"If everyone gave their lives, we can control coronavirus" no no, he's got a point

@Ztxk94

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor why are you replying with what? to every comment

@GentlemanGaming1122

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor shut up you tool.

@garyturner5790

3 жыл бұрын

Well they have in sense physically & emotionally during this pandemic. All thanks of course to this bungler. .

@madmanjoe1002

3 жыл бұрын

Like the flood on Halo.

@DDSizeBra

3 күн бұрын

Well, 'control' is subjective 🤣🤣 Yes, there wouldn't be any more humans to spread the virus to, but who's controlling the spread of the virus then? 😂 So he's 50% right, I guess...

“We continue to hope for the worst” a true man of the people

@rayaeparker8973

3 жыл бұрын

quintessential Britishness at its finest

@spencerfrankclayton4348

2 жыл бұрын

I'd almost support politicians who were that honest.

@rmd4209

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This isn't any less confusing than his actual briefings.

@jordanthedove

3 жыл бұрын

This is embarrassingly accurate 😅

@MW-dz8zy

3 жыл бұрын

If anything, it’s more coherent

@xander1052

3 жыл бұрын

@@MW-dz8zy yeah, I can actually understand it, he's getting strait to the point here.

@andknuckles101

3 жыл бұрын

"When will schools reopen-" "HEY WANNA HEAR ABOUT BEACHES"

@444FT

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable have a great day

“Why should the public obey all the rules, when it does feel as though those close to you flout the rules?” “...shut up.”

@camokarzi8491

3 жыл бұрын

That part made me laugh the hardest

@Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest

3 жыл бұрын

ngl that got me.

@PoisonousPen

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate 😂

@jonahwhelan1378

3 жыл бұрын

Nvm its 3:50

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he's got no answer for that.

British dry humour is everywhere, it is impossible to escape from it.

@raidertheconqueror3818

3 жыл бұрын

English

@sausageman6621

3 жыл бұрын

@@raidertheconqueror3818 why only English

@raidertheconqueror3818

3 жыл бұрын

@@sausageman6621 because where English not British those where different people

@sausageman6621

3 жыл бұрын

@@raidertheconqueror3818 British people are just people from Britain lol

@raidertheconqueror3818

3 жыл бұрын

@@sausageman6621 false I'm English not British those where different people

“The answer is, give up!” Lmfaooo 😂

@AceStar1994

3 жыл бұрын

Being a defeatist, I can relate to that very well. Haha.

This includes deaths in all settings, not just in caravan parks.

@Pllayer064

3 жыл бұрын

But do you know how I got these?

@alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850

3 жыл бұрын

Literally no one gives a fuck how you got those likes =)

@jonnyc429

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, I was sick of just hearing about caravan park fatalities

@georgedowns4034

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor do u actually get what the vid is about? Personally I find it funny. I also find it funny that many people on here don't understand Boris's speeches which is ludicrous

@oZqdiac

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonnyc429 same why do they only go on about the caravan park deaths nowadays

I like how well this works because he already talks like hes stitching different sentences together

@leverdusoleiluk

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on. 👍🏼 And the 420th like, happy days. 🤗💨😂

@snacklepussPSN

3 жыл бұрын

Stop motion Bojo

@aliasofanalias7448

3 жыл бұрын

It's called doublespeak, all politicians do it. It's to make the meaning of the sentence so obscure that the sentence basically means nothing, therefore can't be used against them in the future.

@garyturner5790

3 жыл бұрын

It makes Eton fool slightly more intelligent than he is.

“Wearing a Dominic Cummings face covering when you’re in enclosed spaces” genius, absolute genius.

"Give up and let the virus take its course..." there couldn't be a truer answer to all of this mess

@DC-yh4cl

3 жыл бұрын

But then there would be thousands of bodies lining the streets.... NHS would be in tatters

@xmaskedartistx

3 жыл бұрын

@@DC-yh4cl it already is

@xmaskedartistx

3 жыл бұрын

@@DC-yh4cl I think I tripped over someone

"we aim for loss of life" finally, a government that listens to what people really want

@LesRealLlama

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor yeah exactly

@lfgpanthers5333

2 жыл бұрын

Based

"staying alert means you have to strike all children as much as possible" 😂

@PoisonousPen

3 жыл бұрын

That should be a national priority 😅🤦‍♂️

@tyranitararmaldo

3 жыл бұрын

Then Boris has a very busy month ahead of him ;)

@tobytobytobytoby

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor wdym

@tobytobytobytoby

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor what do you mean

@tobytobytobytoby

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor ... the video...

last bit aged incredibly well

I'm eternally grateful for those people who 'waste' hours of their time to create something to lift our spirits by making us laugh out loud. Thank you for this.

@queensarenotimortal7426

Жыл бұрын

Oof a tut tut and a good job

"You can now exercise human rights as often as you'd like"

@DatGamingKid1

3 жыл бұрын

Was wondering when they would lift the human rights lockdown

@lachlanchester8142

3 жыл бұрын

China after they elect a capitalist government

@blazertrail5344

3 жыл бұрын

@@lachlanchester8142 China already is capitalist though and you can’t exercise human rights as often as you like in it

@lachlanchester8142

3 жыл бұрын

@@blazertrail5344 I think the Chinese Communist Party would disagree with you on that one

@blazertrail5344

3 жыл бұрын

@@lachlanchester8142 well communism is stateless moneyless and classless so objectively China isn’t communist and has never been (although by some definitions it was socialist but not really)

“That’s an increase of 3,532,000 in the last 20 seconds” “I would love to probe myself hard” I’m dying my laughter is killing me

@Anyting9OnTopGrrr

3 жыл бұрын

I swear down the guy who made this has an amazing sense of humour

@lazy9432

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor you’re a right shithouse at a party I bet watch the vid 🤦‍♂️

@lazy9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiccup1001 the guys just commenting what on everything like he don’t see the humour on the vid

@lazy9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiccup1001 sorry pal didn’t realise KZread was the Oxford dictionary jog on

@lazy9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiccup1001 liked ya comment as well for being a funny fucker

3:55 aged VERY well

"What are your plans for the summer?" "Bang friends and relatives" lmao

@garyk1334

2 ай бұрын

😅

I love how James doesn't use a watermark, he just makes the characters say "Just James"

@Hazzar595

3 жыл бұрын

That's 5Head

@janicechristiedenton0451

3 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised he works for the Daily Mail, though

@criminally_vulgar

3 жыл бұрын

@@janicechristiedenton0451 I thought that too...

@ellagracexx322

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with ur pfp!! 💕😍

@miasweatman7340

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellagracexx322 love yours more xx

Lost it at ‘wear a Dominic Cummings facemask in enclosed spaces’ 🤣

@rayaeparker8973

3 жыл бұрын

but not in County Durham

This is the most amount of sense he's ever made.

"shut up" 😆😆

@royaldragon1175

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha so funny 😑

@criminally_vulgar

3 жыл бұрын

@@royaldragon1175 Oh my God, it's Dominic Cummings!

"Wash your grandparents regularly"🤣

@depfeffel6455

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first lol of many haha

@anwin4505

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it had me

@andreasm7348

3 жыл бұрын

💀

I am trying to work out if Just James has even edited this.

@hydehj17

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't

@youtubecommenter2

3 жыл бұрын

Of course not, the Party would never edit anything, the Party has always been right.

@emerald_scorcher2253

3 жыл бұрын

he only edited the reporter to have his name, thats the only change i can see

@lalaloopsie4928

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamisorani2693 7

“Wash your grandparents more often”

“All settings, not just caravan parks” 😂😂

"You may now meet 1 other person, as long as you stay 12,000 feet away" 😂😂

@MA-naconitor

3 жыл бұрын

“You can meet one person, provided that you stay 12000 meters appart” is the quote you are looking for.

@jpgaming4331

3 жыл бұрын

When I heard that I thought to myself Jesus if that’s not social distancing, then I don’t know what is!

@adz3291

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ajgyt3347

3 жыл бұрын

@@MA-naconitor exactly who the fuck uses feet anymore. Only Americans and boomers

@lylahsworld3930

3 ай бұрын

He said metres

The shutup was the best bit

@Creepycropper3610

8 ай бұрын

And wear a dominic cummings face covering

“This figure includes deaths in all settings not just caravan parks “- the man , the myth , the legend ,

Hearing about the inquiry, this isn’t as impossible to imagine anymore

0:19 "And I'm pleased to report 6,981,493 have now died." I nearly choked on my water lmao xD

@zaydzulqurnain594

3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this at 1 in the morning trying my very hardest not to wake my whole household up 😂😂💀

@chloescreations8410

3 жыл бұрын

That’s an increase of 3,532,000 in the last 20 seconds! :0 lmao

@jadon_dg

3 жыл бұрын

U mean 0:19

@blackgayman

3 жыл бұрын

it might be that one day

@corriehingston6744

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord

Why was this easier to understand than the speeches themselves...

@RomanBellic

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Neil

@indikulkarni7781

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Neil Neil

@EAMCFC

3 жыл бұрын

What is that monstrosity

@georgedowns4034

3 жыл бұрын

Because it isn't

@antonyy4372

3 жыл бұрын

George Downs intelligent reply George

That's fake. Because Boris Johnson actually made sense there.

@edwardtye4119

3 жыл бұрын

His hair's not messy enough either.

@Lee_303

Ай бұрын

He didn't, because the whole thing was a massive scam!

‘The most important thing in all this is to get my haircut.’

I can never seem to find my Dominic Cummings mask...

@ozreads

3 жыл бұрын

Try searching near Durham Castle

@MartynAndStuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@ozreads Ah yes. I remember I must've left it there after the eye test

@portcullis5622

3 жыл бұрын

I lent mine to a friend at Halloween to scare off 'trick or treaters'. I didn't really want to lend that one out, but I couldn't find my Gary Glitter or Prince Andrew masks from last year's Halloween.

@DrDank155

3 жыл бұрын

@@portcullis5622 I have a saville mask you can borrow

@portcullis5622

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrDank155 👍

"Washing your grandparents" The transition was so smooth I almost lost it 😂😂 2:42

@morkfa2524

3 жыл бұрын

I got to that part as I read this and lost it 😂😂

@DaleKellett-wo4lt

11 ай бұрын

😂😂

A moment of silence for the students in the 2100s writing essays about this source...

@corriehingston6744

3 жыл бұрын

Rip

“If everyone gave their lives, we can control coronavirus” I mean, I guess he isn’t wrong?

@rayaeparker8973

3 жыл бұрын

it's been his master plan all along

@MrIdiot-sf9jc

3 жыл бұрын

No no he’s got a point

@corriehingston6744

3 жыл бұрын

I mean. He does have a point

'You will now be allowed to exercise human rights as often as you like' - Boris

@iainkilcar7463

3 жыл бұрын

Least accurate part of the video

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Boris

“I will not hesitate to ask for the police to fight and defeat members of the public “ 🤣🤣🤣

@GMDpowerman11

3 жыл бұрын

1

@GMDpowerman11

3 жыл бұрын

1

@GMDpowerman11

3 жыл бұрын

1

@GMDpowerman11

3 жыл бұрын

1

@truonggiabao2348

3 жыл бұрын

2

11 months later: I still cannot find my Dominic cummings face mask

If only politics was this interesting

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

Politics is interesting, just incredibly depressing

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440 so exactly like this video

@dandydolphin64

3 жыл бұрын

@@po-bw6vf. Bruh that's even worse

@tahsina.c

3 жыл бұрын

@@po-bw6vf if by interesting you mean miserably moronic

BANG FRIENDS AND RELATIVES

@rainbowkitten8990

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

@pepebabushki9376

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... Was he joking? XD

@rainbowkitten8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@pepebabushki9376 Nah 😂😂😂

@borisjohnson1015

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Willllow

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor Have a sense of humour

"the answer is give up and let the virus take its course" Rick Astley doesn't approve

"And I'm pleased to report 6,981,493 have now died in the last 20 seconds."

Somewhere in a different universe Only Oliver, Trumps tremendous talk

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

My prayers go out to the families living in caravan parks

This channel's content is literal gold. I am currently on the edge of despair and I laughed, out loud, for the first time in days - thank you.

2:43 "Wash your grandparents regularly" ahahaha

This makes more sense than any of the actual briefings and is much more hilarious

3:00 "Because if everyone gave their lives, we could control coronavirus" Very clever boris 👏👏

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the old herd immunity plan that led us to be perhaps the least responsive country in Europe.

"To get my hair cut" This man is spitting facts

YTP has made a comeback, I see

“Probe myself hard”

"Because a Front door is better than any face mask" Mat Hancock 2020

this hits different in 2022

"Why should people follow the rules if your household doesn't?" "Shut up."

@Wizardaron

2 жыл бұрын

Why are you censoring the word Shut? Absolutely ridiculous.

never thought i’d wake up this morning and see a just james vid 😏🤩

Some people will take this literally

It's so good, because he pauses after every word naturally. It edits itself.

I love the "just james" bit

That was probably the funniest Boris mash I've seen yet

A Just James day is always a good day

You're a fucking martyr dude. This is sick and made me realise that at least I agree with Bojob on one thing - a big joint will get us through this

This is more relevant than ever, whoever created this must have known something we didn't 😳

"I hopehopehope that we will achieve a a vahrus that can defeat the the vahrus"

@shoshariii8831

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Why is this more direct and understandable than one of his actual speeches 😫

"And on June 1st at the earliest, we aim for the loss of life"

For a moment I feared he would neglect to tell ppl to give up and die. Underrated PM, wish he were still in lockdown.

That's the most honest speech I've ever seen from boris.

i dunno if i can watch this all man, i got a broken rib atm and it's causing me too much pain laughing edit: i didn't go for an x-ray but it 100% wasn't broken

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@cringegoblin7391 rib

@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidiwvwhi yes thanks hahaha

"A huge joint is very effective at stopping covid 19"the best sentace ever

3:49 - This one sneaked up on me

Still makes more sense than any actual briefings we received

“Why should the public obey all the rules, when it does feel as though those close to you flout the rules?” *Sees when this video was uploaded* IS THERE SOMETHING YOU KNEW AT THE TIME?!?!?

This channel deserves so much more recognition, every video always has me in tears

00:20 I love how the hair suddenly grows between clips 😂😂

@corriehingston6744

3 жыл бұрын

Growth spurt

Tbh this a lot more coherent than he has been in real life recently

the little swift "shut up" was amazing.

This will become a classic in a few years

I was actually able to watch a whole briefing WELL DONE

these make my day honestly

This is one of the only channels that makes me laugh out loud when I’m on my own

"People should stay alert by doing their drugs" a man of the people if ever there was

3:57 aged well pretty much

You're getting lazy with your work, don't just re-upload the briefing smh.

@barkinglights249

3 жыл бұрын

wat

@fkez0510

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

This video deserves more views. So underrated😭😢

The editing is absolutely top notch. Well done sir!

Aged like a fine wine

'You've got the strike all children as much as possible, that should be a national priority it's the right thing for all children.' - Boris Johnson 2020

What are they meant to do at home? Boris: "The answer is give up and let the virus take it's course" 😂😂😂

Can we just take a second to appreciate the 15 hours this guy took to make us a hilarious video🥲

Well edited! Respect for having to watch all those briefings.

"defeat the public with a shot to the back of the head"😆

A huge joint is proving 90% effective at protecting people against the virus 😂

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

I should be glad I found this now, instead of finding it 5 years later in my recommended

"Coronavahrus"