is being early still rewarded?

@arduinoversusevil2025

7 жыл бұрын

YES! PM me and I'll send you these stickers. www.etsy.com/ca/listing/530489313/4-ave-stickers-for-6-greenbacks-2?ref=listings_manager_grid

@robotslug

7 жыл бұрын

Damn you! I thought 2 minutes was early enough. FFS. One of these days, eh.

@LYHTSPD

7 жыл бұрын

I like stickers. They taste like magic.

@arduinoversusevil2025

7 жыл бұрын

These ones are extra magic. You'll see. PM me.

@CRSMITCHELL

7 жыл бұрын

you should make those into magnets also.

might be the first person to own both the juicero and an axe

@JoshuaJonah

7 жыл бұрын

I know lots of guys who own both, you can catch them buying used shoes and trying painfully to grow a sparse beard.

@MegaMetinMetin

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Jonah hipsterssss

@michaeln4875

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Jonah oh yeah those weekend construction workers with nice boots

@rihardsrozans6920

7 жыл бұрын

And wearing flannel shirts.

@zrobotics

7 жыл бұрын

There's a name for those people: Lumbersexuals. What a world we live in.

I love how emotionally torn he is over such an amazingly well made piece of machinery that squeezes ... juice bags.

@estebandufanzo5530

7 жыл бұрын

I'm with him. Last year Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a show where they cooked an entire breakfast using nothing but things you find in the bathroom. They put an orange in-between a toilet lid and seat and got just as much juice as this thing put out

@TTTtowelythetowelTTT

7 жыл бұрын

in all seriousness, the gears are so fucking big and all in metal. If you glance at it quickly you may think that they are from a car gearbox or something

@EarlFaulk

6 жыл бұрын

Id hate for that glorified hunk of metal to be the only trace of humanity that an alien civilization finds after we successfully vaporize ourselves.

@zeyode

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't JUST squeeze juice bags tho. It also scans them for DRM!

@bunzeebear2973

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, that is juice bags with JUICE IN THEM. Me, I would use scissors and cut the corner open and pour it out.

So when I first watched this video, my first thought was to send it to my dad because he's an engineer, and we like doing projects together and making fun of things. It turns out, he was one of the main hosers to work on this thing, and it went pretty much exactly as you had imagined. A buncha rich crazy hipster marketers had the idea and started slinging around all sorta misconceptions and wacky features, and the guy they got to do the initial design was similarly barmy. Before dad and his crew came to work on, it had problems with the latch at full pressure that caused the entire door to go flying off like a medieval frisbee and punch clear through sheetrock walls. So when they brought the project to my dad, they gave him barely any constraints, so partially to teach em the meaning of hubris and partially just for fun, he and his pals took it for a joyride, hence all the ludicrously expensive parts. He appreciated your commentary!

@fsphoton8261

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is better than the video, thanks for the good laugh. ;)

@tristanrow4951

4 жыл бұрын

@@fsphoton8261 Idk about better than the video, but yeah all of Dad's stories are like this. The man's existence is insane.

@swayback7375

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just hoping its true! I'm going to choose the believe it because it's so good... a bit too good maybe but I'm smoking what yours rolling my friend! We just need to get this to top comment and hope our guy sees it

@tristanrow4951

4 жыл бұрын

@@swayback7375 Believe me, with the stories he's told me I don't even need to embellish anything.

@swayback7375

4 жыл бұрын

@@tristanrow4951 it would probably be hilarious to listen to then chat. I'm sure it would never happen, everyone wants anonymity, and rightfully so, but it would be a blast. It would be funnier if he got to rake some designer over the coals for all the trash they made, I mean funny as hell! He was in love with this thing tho, and that sounds like a great story. I'm sure we would all enjoy it, at least I found this comment

DRM locked capri sun, what a time to be alive.

@brucepierson9941

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha omg 😂

@AveragePTRD

3 жыл бұрын

the juice packets look like combine rations from half life 2

@wjanis1

2 жыл бұрын

Sunni D

HOLY CRAP! All that work and engineering and machining just to add Always Online DRM to a pack of Capri Sun. This is insane.

@eddiew2325

5 жыл бұрын

Hey bell sprout it’s me I love you

@maxx_2245

4 жыл бұрын

welcome to rampant capitalism!

@kewlhotrod

4 жыл бұрын

@Wish Master lol

@chaosryans

4 жыл бұрын

@Wish Master the inventor is like 50

@sundown798

4 жыл бұрын

Fooling the Rich people they thought was easy.

What I learned from this video: AvE does in fact have a torso and is not a set a floating disembodied hands despite all previous evidence.

@bklynp718

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, and now we are all rock hard

@gnaeiuopl

7 жыл бұрын

with those meat hooks of his, I just kinda assumed he was man-sized in the beer compartment.

@sethfrancissimracing7558

7 жыл бұрын

centurion1945 I thought he showed his torso in a past wifes sewing room video, I could be mistaken though.

@durn863

7 жыл бұрын

as well as the back of his head. But whos counting who

@longdongsilvers7700

7 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for the vijeo where we find out what gender it is

This has got to be one of the biggest wins of the engineers versus marketing department ever.

@JSrises

3 жыл бұрын

And with this we learned that whoever wins, we lose.

@foeke8740

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure. An engineer wants to engineer. This thing is under engineered. Apparently this is like asking ave to build a bridge. Two rollerbaerings on one side of a sprocket? that's just wasteful.

@qwertykeyboard5901

Жыл бұрын

@@foeke8740That was the point. Force the company to bleed money.

Who else regularly attends this funeral? This remains one of the most entertaining youtube videos ever.

@Ibonic

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. I watch these teardowns all the time. Love learning about how everything works. Took apart my first electronic at 6, it was the microwave. There was a blown fuse and my uncle showed me how to fix it lol

@ZeroScapes

3 жыл бұрын

I watch this one about once a year

@thesage1096

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ibonic fookin hell, a microwave at 6 ? with that massive high voltage capacitor and all that ? my ass is 28 and i aint fucking around those,

@ctdieselnut

3 жыл бұрын

Same. His reaction to the gear reduction case when opening is funny to me.

@ridespirals

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not an engineer or knowledgeable about any of this stuff, but this was the first ave video I saw and I became a fan and watch this video a few times a year because it's so great

This has got to be an elaborate joke. So they built this incredibly well made thing, with the best materials and made to look _beautiful_ even on the inside, I mean look at that machining, they went for the swanky matte black silkscreen and I bet all those components on there, motor, caps, everything is high quality. And all this thing can do is PRESS A FUCKING BAG OF ALREADY SHREDDED FRUITS? WHAT

@RobTyrer

7 жыл бұрын

The mind boggles for sure...

@shaggnar2014

7 жыл бұрын

I wish they would have made a blender or a mixer this well, but I guess it adds legitimacy it the price to a degree. But this could literally have been accomplished with cheap plastic gears for a fraction of the cost. They wouldn't have gotten nearly as much shit if this thing was $100, then it could have even been the next Keurig. But nope, can't make smart choices can we

@Hypergen-

7 жыл бұрын

And he literally showed you that you can press the juice out with your fucking hands, its so pointless its infuriating me.

@wobblysauce

7 жыл бұрын

+

@neno_e2332

4 жыл бұрын

I've never had a difference in cost for color of a PCB, they used a no clean flux which is a cheaper route but sometimes it's necessary, and like he pointed out no conformal coating on those tall caps. They cut a lot of corners for minimal savings IMO.

Only AvE could get me to watch a 40 minute video about a juicer.

@eseagente

7 жыл бұрын

Tyfunk 02 I didnt know it was 40 minutes before reading your comment, just after finishing the vídeo.

@ajsiemers

7 жыл бұрын

I saw it was 40 minutes and know that usually I don't that long and it still felt like 5 minutes

@caddyking6843

7 жыл бұрын

Tyfunk 02 WTF has this world come to? I thought I was a Deutschbag for buying a Jack Lelang juicer. But this thing takes elitism to new levels of cluster flakery! AvE U R D man.

@richykarts5835

7 жыл бұрын

Didnt realize it was 40 minutes. Quality!

@Dysphoricsmile

7 жыл бұрын

Tyfunk 02 Is it just me, or is AvE basically the "How To Basic" of gadgety fuckery? I mean that in a good way, How To Basic manages to make a 10 minute video of what can only be described as "Food Fucking" - somehow funny and interesting to watch, in small doses at least. But AvE has more of a persona of course, with his strange and funny words. I still call those things what you make freedom fries with Bededas ;)

Freight and passenger TRAINS have roller bearings. They hold upwards of 20000 tons. This juicer with roller bearings is astronomical

@N4CR5

4 жыл бұрын

You're right lol. The TRB is similar size to ones I've seen in Listeroid (cloned lister diesels) in India. We're talking 12hp/80ft/lbs 24/7 365 for 80,000 hours or more. And don't forget the shock load on that main bearing from a 5L diesel piston going off... the crank is 52mm diameter.

@hellishcyberdemon7112

4 жыл бұрын

Those roller bearings looks like the same kind of bearings on tank turrets.... why would you need that for a juicer??

@thepope2412

4 жыл бұрын

Hellish Cyberdemon for juicing the whole walnut

@BigUriel

4 жыл бұрын

This thing was designed by second year mech engineering students who had never designed anything before and just went with whatever sized gears/shafts came to mind, then just looked up a bearing that fits that size in some catalogue, and no one ever stopped them and pointed out those bearings were for vehicle axles and heavy industrial machinery.

@thepope2412

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigUriel I will choose to believe this as fact

This is the weirdest reason I've ever seen to give engineers the keys to the candy store.

When I first saw him trying to start the chainsaw I thought "so that's why this is a 40 minute video"

This makes me think of out-of-control military contracts.

@manoman0

5 жыл бұрын

It is a military grade juicer to intimidate chinese farmers in case of a befruited conflict.

@theterribleanimator1793

4 жыл бұрын

@@taunokekkonen5733 barely.

@consumerbot7980

4 жыл бұрын

AHH the pentagon wars

@vampyr2936

3 жыл бұрын

This thing shames the level of over-built-bullshit of even the German Army, it is so ridiculously extra it makes the P1000 Ratte mega-tank look reasonable

"Doesn't feel like that cheap plastic made from refurbished condoms." lmao

All I can say is the design team has done an amazing job. This thing has been designed like a spacecraft. I'm sure it'll last a lifetime if some weirdo thinks he wants to squeeze juice with this thing.

@sheeplord4976

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, it used poor designs for certain jobs such as the large square for squeezing. It is a very well designed in all of the ways that it didn't need to be.

@bunzeebear2973

2 жыл бұрын

He would be able the squeeze the juice out of a ROCK.

@dantebg100

2 жыл бұрын

This thing is well made but very poorly designed.

@xChimkin

Жыл бұрын

i can squeeze a juice box with my hands, we could say my hands are amazingly designed too

The machine may have bombed, but someone got an entire design apprenticeship during its development. It's like it's been made to medical equipment standards. That's a proverbial shit-ton of RF suppression on the input. Literally just everything thrown at it... twice. The toroidal cores are common mode suppressors that cancel out electrical noise that goes out the live and neutral simultaneously by creating counteracting magnetic fields. Then there's plenty of X2 caps across the mains and possibly even class Y from either led to ground. The 330V thing is common and allows common circuitry to be used for 120V and 230V supplies. With 230V supplies it's the peak full wave rectified supply and with 120 it's usually through a voltage doubler smoothed to peak voltage. It's like someone said "What a shit idea for a product. But let's do it really well anyway." I wonder what the packs will taste like in a few years time. Mold juice.

@donzmilky5961

7 жыл бұрын

Anas Malas that explains why it won't squeeze aves juice.

@AMalas

7 жыл бұрын

Donz Milky nope, thats Because its designed to only press when connected to wifi

@cerealexperiments8865

7 жыл бұрын

In a few years you can do another collab with Ashens. He can taste the output!

@donzmilky5961

7 жыл бұрын

Anas Malas huh, so if there's a thunderstorm I can't have my juice. piece of chit.

@testchannelplsignore8509

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's just ridiculous. This thing is going to be working way after they stop making the 'juice' packs.

It's as if the design guys saw those Juicero idiots and thought... "This is it... These are the fabled suits of legend! The prophecy has come true! They know not of engineering. They care not of expense. They say yes to all, sign all checks, and don't ask further." That design company had to wash so many pairs of underwear, and buy so many new pants... custom pants. The kind of pants that fit around an erection that would give viagra an erection. The kind of erections that make you wonder if you should call a doctor. Just when those happy engineers and designers grew flaccid they would get an email... "Well... if you think we _need_ custom machined aluminum parts.... sure. Also, those one piece molds are approved and in production." BOING! Never has a company gone through so much tissue and laundry detergent. The Twinkies factory has never reached such levels of cream dispensed daily in a business. Those men had wet dreams about things like custom precision machined guide pins, double injected plastic and silicone parts with custom molds... oh yeah... expedited parts acquisition... They woke up at night in cold horny sweats... wives asking "Omg. Honey are you okay? You were moaning about silicone in your sleep..." They just looked over in a panic and shouted "BOOBIES! Big sexy... uh.. boobies.. fake sexy boobies.. uhm.. sorry. Go back to sleep." "Uh.. honey.. then why were you moaning about beautiful shafts last night? Long hard shafts that fit just right? Do we need to have a talk...? "Uh.. I'll get back to you on that...." Some say... those men all committed suicide after the project ended, knowing that no company would ever allow such freedom again. Once you've known paradise, true love, true freedom, true bliss and pleasure... life is never again the same. R.I.P. Horny Engineers. May you dream of long shafts that fit snug and tight, forever more.

@michaelhill6321

5 жыл бұрын

comment of the year.

@ticklemesenpai447

5 жыл бұрын

This is the single best comment I have ever read. I want to print this and put this on my desk.

@anidin92

5 жыл бұрын

Design company was the true winner seeing as juicero failed

@sk198181

5 жыл бұрын

Well that was a ride

@raymondwong7895

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

This is beyond insane. It's like the engineers set out to overbuild this as much as possible. Pockets on the press plate to lighten it? 5 stages of mechanical gear linkages instead of a simple hydraulic system? Mind blown.

When the box says don’t open with a knife. AvE: ok then. Axe it is

@mistakenotou7681

4 жыл бұрын

He tried to use a chain saw first

I'm just picturing a Juicero rep watching this in horror.

@gillenzfluff8380

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Moore Is there such a person any more!

@johnsmith0800

7 жыл бұрын

"at least they were retarded enough to make it 100 times more expensive than it needed to be"

@johnpekkala6941

7 жыл бұрын

But still a waste using this kind of machinery pressing premade bags when it with some modification could have been turned into a more then capable machine for pressing real fruit although there are already lots of such good machines for a fraction of the price.

@ihatenumberinemail

7 жыл бұрын

John, if they did that they'd lose the subscription model. Not going to fly.

@TheWinwin4all

7 жыл бұрын

ThisIs MyName already copied and no subscription asking ))

I'd like to imagine the design/engineering team recognized the 'wankiness' of this whole project and particularly due to the nature of this particular client just decided to take em for a ride out of spite

@mortalens

3 жыл бұрын

Oh definitely man. This makes me so happy, I would do the exact same thing

@barnmaddo

3 жыл бұрын

Or... the client just got recommended the best design team they could find and asked for the highest quality product.

@kransurfing

2 жыл бұрын

@@barnmaddo exactly, you can bet your ass this bunch of pretentious doofs asked "we want the BEST juicer design on the market, we want something with quality BETTER THAN THE REST", and they got what they damn asked for 😂😂😂

@richardmccann4815

Жыл бұрын

As Ave mentioned, this is the end of days! So it's not likely you will get retributted for walloping the company like they evidently did, unless this was just practicing for a black ops budget some where.

Well, they went out of business after a year after a newspaper article revealed you could just as effectively squeeze all the juice from the packets by hand. Lol. They were already struggling but that killed em

"I've got the weefee disabled here, just incase she tries to comms with the mothership" 🤣

Fucking hell. A bench vise with wifi.

@williams6550

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty soon we won't be allowed to do anything in the shop unless we get right with Uncle Sam and upload our credentials, as well as refrain from bad mouthing the .gov online.

@KingHalbatorix

7 жыл бұрын

WiFi pill bottles

@poopingbuffalo2095

7 жыл бұрын

TwentySixCookies A vice with wifi would more useful

@DirceuCorsetti

7 жыл бұрын

AvE should repurpose the juicer as a wifi enabled vise. A wifi enabled vise. Let that sink.

@xcvsdxvsx

7 жыл бұрын

OMG it is. Inbefore hammer and screw driver with wifi and bluetooth.

Watching this over a year later, if I ever find one of these in a thrift store, I'm going to buy it just for the parts.

@loafywolfy

4 жыл бұрын

id hang that beautiful block with the wheels on my wall

@whatelseison8970

4 жыл бұрын

You're more likely to find em on the curb.

@cursedcliff7562

4 жыл бұрын

@@whatelseison8970 Savage

@MostlyPennyCat

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck, they're all long gone, they go for a 1000 on eBay now due to videos like this! 🤣😩😭

Feels the Constitution of the cord and immediately knew it was crap.. That's a master in action

this is literally a rube goldberg machine

@GalokVonGreshnak

4 жыл бұрын

$2,000 juicer a year by Goldberg sold to rubes? | | |> |3 |

@randacnam7321

4 жыл бұрын

@@GalokVonGreshnak Had to sit through a presentation by some VC twinks some years back for some nonsense EE degree requirement. Can confirm.

Just remember: "Internet of things" is just shorthald for the full phrase. Internet of things that *shouldn't be on the internet*.

@poiuytrewq8ff

7 жыл бұрын

move over mirai, juicero botnet coming through :-|

@MaxMakerChannel

7 жыл бұрын

LazerLord10 like scales, coffee machines, water bottles or potted plants.

@PromptedHawk

7 жыл бұрын

I dunno, Danny, with the way my Microwave's been looking at me, I'm not sure it's just the black hats anymore...

@KS1776

7 жыл бұрын

The "s" in IoT stands for security.

@St_Rizla

3 жыл бұрын

@@KS1776 Internet of Shite as one of my lecturers described it lol

Are our space vessels this thoroughly engineered? This is incredible. Imagine putting this much craft and work into something this unbelievably useless.

@Mr_Spock512

6 жыл бұрын

Well, I guess it's useful to brain dead hipsters who are too lazy to chew their own food ... you know, the kind of morons who stand in line to get a new iPhone.

@TheAnantaSesa

6 жыл бұрын

But the new iPhone will save them so much time it's worth it to waste time standing in line.

@nicholashaefeli8154

6 жыл бұрын

Like a BMW or Ferrari?

@offbeat4772

6 жыл бұрын

AnantaSesaDas how will the new iPhone save any time?

@vacomments

6 жыл бұрын

AuricomSystems I don’t consider this good engineering. This was an OCD exercise! There is enough metal there to build 5 other products which would look just as good and last just as long. Maybe it was designed during the cold war.

"I was born at a very early age " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Disembodied hand of Vecna" - you seriously just whipped out a Dungeons and Dragons reference? So your "nerdgasm" videos weren't ironic, you're a legit old school nerd. Nice.

@EvanWSH

4 жыл бұрын

Watch all of his videos, there's easter eggs for so many things. Truly miraculous the amount of experiences one man can have and retain.

@bobprivate8575

4 жыл бұрын

As long as it doesn't also contain the Eye, he might be okay.

@gonndalfderdrolfte1058

4 жыл бұрын

the only nerd that got high and got pussy. This man is amazing.

@rushthezeppelin

3 жыл бұрын

@@EvanWSH It's mind blowing how much information is inside that brain of his, and on top of that, he still had processing power to spare to create his own damn language!!!

@Sean-Ax

2 жыл бұрын

@@rushthezeppelin He made his own language?? get Conlang Critic Jan Misali on this!

That's what happens when they let you design a machine with no cost boundary right after graduation..

@otm646

7 жыл бұрын

R1pperB seriously, why the lightening pockets in the back of the platen? The whole machine doesn't make sense.

@R1pperB

7 жыл бұрын

ikr!

@bukinnear

7 жыл бұрын

Did you just reply to yourself?

@R1pperB

7 жыл бұрын

no the previous comment was deleted -.-

@Ottmar555

7 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is the designer is 50 years old.

If it wasn't wifi/bluetooth enabled, you'd have to *manually* brag about it on social media.

@Mishn0

7 жыл бұрын

It appears it won't work without the scanner. It's to make sure you're using only approved official Juicero© compost packs.

@dascorncakes1151

7 жыл бұрын

Compost packs lmao i'm *Ded*

@disintegratesintobinary655

7 жыл бұрын

pratherat "-GASPS-" NO WAY

"I don't know anything"...proceeds to explain everything.

The creator of this thing mentioned in an interview that it "generates sufficient force to hoist a pair of Teslas.." As if it didn't appear over built to begin with....

@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge

3 жыл бұрын

I love how instead of building overly complex tools or machinery, these days the only fucking well made thing is an overpriced juice squeezer... I wonder how much these go for these days, wonder if these ridiculously overbuild parts can be salvaged for something else...

@sithticklefingers7255

3 жыл бұрын

Hoist a pair of Tesla’s? So can my Gal’s bra;)

gotta get that chainsaw hooked up to the wifi, that'll get her going in no time

@theevilmeister

7 жыл бұрын

Jaquerel that'll get her choochin

I think this voids the warranty

@linagee

7 жыл бұрын

I doubt it. They likely have a warehouse full of these things gathering dust somewhere and they'd send you one in a second if they knew it would keep you on their subscription plan.

@Jack-yz5ws

6 жыл бұрын

Companies shutting down, I guess AvE didn't keep that subscription plan.

@GurisaYudistira

6 жыл бұрын

Naaah...

Its amazing, they built a USB connector right on that wifi, logic board. I'd love to see someone hack this thing.

this is one of the best videos on youtube due to the quips, the informativeness, and the overall dynamic between praising this item & ripping on its masters for creating something so unnecessarily beautiful. great stuff. also did i mention the quips. you're funny as hell. great stuff.

Welp, I reckon we finally managed to out-over-engineer the Germans. In a fuckin' juicer. I have no words for this.

The scammer scams hipster with over priced juice pack, the firm scammed the scammer with overpriced engineering. This is not predatory business, this is eco business.

@andyrandy0815

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👍

14:26 "If you're gonna fail, fail hard and with style"

2:27 "Ran 10K, 2 inches at a time" LMFAO

Imagine what these engineers could do if they used their powers for good?

@Trident_Euclid

7 жыл бұрын

w0mbles Like designing a better low cost wheel chair.

@lordchickenhawk

7 жыл бұрын

More likely to design a bomb proof wheel chair...

@FoxWolfWorld

9 ай бұрын

@@lordchickenhawkso Gus Fring would’ve lived?

@ChemEDan

9 ай бұрын

@@lordchickenhawk Because a wheelchair that isn't bomb-proof is double jeopardy.

"This thing is an onion. Layer after stinky layer, until there's nothing left but tears." Possibly the best quote by AvE

Around 14:35 ...lmao Your absolute joy in how over-engineered this thing is was hilarious.

@rushthezeppelin

3 жыл бұрын

He was in fabricobling heaven for most of this thing lol.

I’m an Aussie and I didn’t realise the term “having a root” was our slang. I thought it was pretty global. Obviously not 😂

@youytubey

3 жыл бұрын

Same haha

When money is no object, make an object with no value.

I'd love to see the juice pack opened before squeezing. Measure the juice content prior to and after squeezing. I have a feeling they throw some chopped up bits in there and inject some juice. This thing doesn't cold press anything except your wallet.

Coming back to this one after a couple of years and I'm still blindsided by the engineering porn despite having seen it all before. The especial-est of treats.

@Wirenfeldt1990

3 жыл бұрын

I’m right there with you.. Still might be the greatest vid Uncle Bumblefuck ever did release..

@Patrick-857

Жыл бұрын

Same. I watched this when it came out, then showed it again a day later to my mechanical engineer girlfriend who was suitably flabbergasted, and I have watched it again several times over the years. It never gets old.

This over engineered machine is so amazing. It's like looking at a sophisticated high-end war machine made by Lockheed Martin, but it's even more amazing that it's just for the most useless purpose.

After the impending zombie apocalypse, some archaeologist 10,000 years in future is going to find one of these buried under the rubble of our civilisation. He's gonna think holy feck man to come up with something like this for making juice, they must have been so advanced that poverty, disease, famine, were all eradicated at one point by these clever humans. Little will they know . . . . :)

@HawooAwoo

6 жыл бұрын

Or they'll label it as a "ceremonial object" because they couldn't comprehend for what other reason it would exist

@f.herumusu8341

6 жыл бұрын

I think this already happened: Here's the ancient greek juice press: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oI6MzLeqfLDNqLA.html

41 minutes about some bullshit juicer...not one second wasted

@faroth05

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, this video was 41 minutes long ? Oh..

This is the Citizen Kane of unboxing videos.

When I first heard of these things I figured they’d roll the juice out as he mentioned. I’m stunned that they actually designed a system to apply even pressure across the entire juice bag. What insane overkill, although the tear down sure made for a fun video.

Juicero. The answer to a question nobody was asking.

@tammid8423

3 жыл бұрын

And it doesn't even do its job right, even with the bullshit you gotta pull of to fucking SQUEEZE A PACKAGE. IT TAKES LESS TIME SQUEEZING WITH YOUR HANDS. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

@shzwon123

2 жыл бұрын

Which is why you don't reinvent the wheel 🎡

@apleknight411

Жыл бұрын

@@shzwon123 bruh omg i never realised how perfect the ural factory t-34s were the whole time, they were perfect especially after they took everything out that wasnt 100% necessary

@leogama3422

Жыл бұрын

In this case, you can take away the whole machine and keep the juice bags

“For rich weirdos” *proceeds to use chainsaw and axe to open cardboard box Me: sounds about right

Funniest part is if you just cut open the bag and eat the juicy pulp you'd get twice as many vitamins and minerals.

I just watched a 40 minute video of a guy taking apart a juicer. I'll be honest when I say I was indeed entertained.

The longer I watch this video the more I get the feeling the company who designed it tried to over-engineer it has hard as possible so that they could bill Juicero as much as possible. I'd even go as far as to say that the design company took Juicero for a bigger ride than Juicero took any sucker they convinced to buy one of these.

It’s been 6 years and there are still parts of this that make me laugh until I have tears in my eyes. The Fitbit marathon, the shop cup, the bears eating diapers. It’s a work of comedic genius.

Juicero is the gift that keeps on giving, every time I think I've laughed at the last of their crazy stupidity then I see something like this.

This is probably the most first-world thing I've ever seen.

Keep your fruits in a vice.

With those parts they could have made such a good juicer :'(

This was my introduction to AvE . Having worked in manufacturing 45+years ( tool % die ) ,I really appreciated the review . Yeah , had me subscribe immediately .

So that's how customs opens packages..

@aserta

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's TSA, customs just open your package, empty it out in their pockets and then tape it back up and send it on their merry way.

"What's my purpose" "You pass butter."

@robertmartin513

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh God."

@sayamqazi

4 жыл бұрын

I know this is a Rick and Morty reference.

@fortunecookie1281

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the real rick

@melvinjansen2338

3 жыл бұрын

You juice ready made juice

The incredible engineering you find in the least expected places, you'd almost think manufacturers didn't know how to balance their budget hehe...

This was by far the best KZread experience I ever had. Just hilarious. Thank you.

Wow! A recycler for colostomy bags! Watch your mail aVe .

I've never seen such an incredibly well-built machine serve such a useless purpose.

@rickfeith6372

5 жыл бұрын

Oops.

@craigcode7103

4 жыл бұрын

You haven't met me!

@thedevilinthecircuit1414

Жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce our local school board.

@lmao1660

Жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself

Juicero is such a miracle. How a machine for the home turns plastic bags into juice is just amazing

I love coming back to this video. Such an amazing watch every time

When the box says "Do not open with a knife."

@muhfir12

7 жыл бұрын

Rhitu open it with axes then

@52Ford

6 жыл бұрын

I got yelled at for opening boxes of siding with a circular saw at work.

@agwhitaker

6 жыл бұрын

Watch other vids. Ave has numerous and novel alternate de-packaging modes.

Holy moley. This is the final chapter of the story of Juicero. This video is going places. I... actually kinda want one of these machines now. D:

@TheWinwin4all

7 жыл бұрын

esotericsean you can buy it on indiegogo for $500 now. no need for subscription, comes with empty bags

@alexsorin9346

7 жыл бұрын

In a year or so you can pick one up for cheap on ebay.

@TheWinwin4all

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Sorin most likely. especially after people will realise,that it is not as efficient as it was represented.

A link was shared in reddit to this - I have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at but I most definitely love the commentary 😄

As a product/industrial design and knowing the cost of those CNC'ed block in China, just one CNC'ed aluminium block in low volume could cost 1000$. No sane company will use CNC as a mass production method for a product sold for a few hundred bucks, high pressure die casting is the way to go (which make those block 10$ each)

Wtf is this machine for? You buy juice in a bag and it squeezes it out for you? 😕

@JustinKoenigSilica

7 жыл бұрын

Abom79 you buy fruit/vegetable pulp in a bag. it's not just juice, then it couldn't be legally labeled a juicer

@norgepalm7315

7 жыл бұрын

Justin Koenig It absolutely could. also, hi abom

@madtonesbr

7 жыл бұрын

Yes. Businss Insider took a bag and squeezed it by hand and got a full cup of the exact same juice.

@1djbecker

7 жыл бұрын

The original concept was reportedly a real juicer. However the machine they made couldn't reliably press juice. So they have to pre-pulp the fruit. Which pretty much negates the claimed benefits of just-squeezed juice.

@photojones1

7 жыл бұрын

Buy an Acme juicer it will last you lifetime.

"Do not use knife on packaging" **Pulls out chainsaw.**

@793lavalightening

5 жыл бұрын

And then proceeds to use an axe

@craigcode7103

4 жыл бұрын

He was just following instructions...

Every time I get sick I binge watch your videos - if your at least a tiny bit into engineering your vids are super entertaining and educational at the same time !

Is this as close to the "Fruit Fucker 9000" as we have ever gotten?

so, it's a piece of crap, but a well built piece of crap.

@joshgunn4865

5 жыл бұрын

Achmedsander it is a polished turd

a canadian unable to start a chainsaw..... it's the beginning of the end!

@cad3175

7 жыл бұрын

..haha nice one , no response from the bear though!! You'll have to poke harder

@falcor200

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron nutter it's a Poulan not a Husqvarna, Canadian Jesus would have a bitch starting that.

@arduinoversusevil2025

7 жыл бұрын

It's a -Jeep- Poulan thing. You wouldn't understand.

@bill45a1

7 жыл бұрын

Poulan, because you gotta keep pullin', and pullin', and pullin'!!!

@spikester

7 жыл бұрын

I stihl don't get it really...

OMG! Anyone arriving half way through would wonder why you are working on a brand new vault door. I'm with you, I'll juice my bags with the hand crank towel dryer at the coin op car wash and build something awesome with these cool parts.

Great video. As a Design Engineer myself, it was great to have a laugh at others! Repurpose it for pressing dried flowers.

Did you take the gearbox out of your car? No, that's my juicer.

AvE tearing something down and being happy about it is such a rare and nice feeling

This is my favorite AvE vid so far. I enjoyed the enthusiasm. This juicer is amazing. Thank you Sir.

This was a great way to spend some time today. I don't know jack about half the stuff you talk about but it was awesome. What a joke of a product but damn it's pretty inside.

"Not hardened... However, look at the size of them!"

@rationalmartian

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Add to that it isn't something that will be running 24/7, flogging it's tripe out. But will be gently spinning and turning a few times a day, for a very limited time. These should still be pressing shit in 500 years. I seriously cannot think of something more overly engineered, certainly not for something so relatively trivial. Talk about a Rube Goldberg Machine. It was however fabulous regardless, both electrically/electronically, but especially mechanically. Excepting the rather wanky mains cable. The machinings and milled aluminum parts in particular. Would be very interesting to see some actual real numbers on this. But I doubt the dudes dishing out the finances actually did. I really cannot see how this could pay for itself.

@toasty4000000

7 жыл бұрын

Imagine how big they'd be when they get hard!

@cicibradley2809

7 жыл бұрын

Kakunapod currently imagining

@allmycircuits8850

7 жыл бұрын

DC brushed motor seems the first candidate to fail. they could go further and put asynchronic motor here, why not, there are so much space inside!

"I think we can make that a little chea-" "Juciero is not selling a Juicer, we a selling a way of life. DOUBLE IT"

I want to see AvE disassembling a jet engine

Him: “I’m going to review this juicer.” Me: “I would never buy a juicer, but I better watch.”

This is the most over-engineered bag-squeezer. However, It makes @AvE like a kid in a candy store...so I approve of it for that alone.

@felixhultman8410

7 жыл бұрын

Incognis Reviews Yeah, absolutely glorious hearing him getting this giddy

@cicibradley2809

7 жыл бұрын

Felix Hultman beast mode

I don't get it. All this engineering to squeeze juice out of a fucking bag?

@tywillis2395

7 жыл бұрын

d0qtrx *fucking proprietary bags

@philpinto

7 жыл бұрын

d0qtrx it's beyond belief

@VenturiLife

7 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful...

@MechanicalMooCow

7 жыл бұрын

d0qtrx how else do you expect the environment loving, health aware hippy tree huggers to get their over priced juice if they don't have all that technodiddly special super recyclable high tech environmentally friendly juicer?

@Texaca

7 жыл бұрын

Tree huggers? on which planet or dimension can tree huggers afford this over engineered "Westinghouse" contraption. That term is overused and no longer applies, because most environmentally conscience people I know, are too damn poor to own such a contraption. if it ain't sold at Wal-Mart, the average Joe, Jesus, Or Juanita can afford this shyt! unless they find it at a garage sale, or thrift store, or Goodwill, or Craigslist, or on the side of the road abandoned on a curb. your comment is nonsense, and there are No Hippies anymore, that was the Sixties. That generation sold out, or died, or got killed in war, was defeated by the Corporate elitists. Many got delusional and became Kristian Konservative Knucklehead Republicans. lol

I found this via a discord post today. I subbed to this channel after the first few minutes! You sir are a hidden gem on KZread for sure!