Boaters Never Do This When at The Boat Ramp ! (Chit Show )
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Just when you think Black Point Marina can't give you more boom it floods you with chittery. Today I was doing imaginary bets with my subscribers and I sure won !
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami
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THE CHIT SHOW....BEST DAMN SHOW ON THE PLANET.....
@D65Cinder11HDR
Ай бұрын
Eye agree 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
The commentary when the kayaker was coming in was funny. Had me cracking up.
The guy in the sailboat was the only one who had his chit together.
Kayak flip!
I got $50 for you Alfred!😅
Six adults in a boat and only one tries to stop a hit!
The bet was just a cover, you was happy. I could hear it in your tone, bro.
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
1800-Gambling
They’re going to start petitions to have the end of the docks rounded😜👀🤣
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
Lmao
@garystrain2788
Ай бұрын
They never learn to aim half way up the dock
guy at the start looked like he had a braai in the back!
Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
The smoke show😂
Kayaker is my fav!)
2 stroke pallozia
Another day another chit show
Windshield is so dirty he can't see
Oh chit !
You crack me up with your commentary...you are so right..HAHAHAHAHA...most of these people have no business owning a boat...I was a Merchant Mariner for 20 years...Ugh...
It's shocking to see just how many people have 0 experience docking a boat. They don't understand how the current is pushing their boat. They definitely don't know how to use fenders. Safety is out the window. It's a real chit show!!!
Pro Tip: have your dock line on the center cleat; not the bow or the stern. You can control the entire boat with that single line, instead of just the end it's attached to.
Fifty, fifty 🤩 chit show. Love it from TX.
Hi Alfred love this show! You never know what is going to happen! 😎🥰❤️
Alfred you’re a monster! lol! That canoe was great.
Enjoy you show very much, thanks. Is there companies that a boat owner can take lessons on piloting and docking the boat? Seems to me a lot of the captains lack experience.
@jeffreyharley1480
Ай бұрын
Just watch some KZread videos.
I got your 50 for you lol that was funny couldn't stop laughing about it
Wow what's with all these old 2-stroke clunkers? I thought they were extinct!
You need chit show stickers to cover the holes in their boats.
Good boat
It truly is a Chit Show! OMG
Lol! Close the boarder!
Gotta love the sound of cracking glass😅😅
OMG That hurt 😳
50 bucks! Dang!
yes the best show in a while
Alfred all those two stroke engines were just out there fumigating to keep you safe from the mosquitoes. 😉😉😉 Alfred eres brujo. 🧙🏼♂️
50 bro. Your videos make me miss South Florida.
That was awesome
This is soooo painful 😂
Alfred, you'll never run out of content!!
Hope the mast on the sail boat makes it home.
@keithscudder7136
Ай бұрын
The boat never goes home, there is a place in the park where he sleeps.
it became so peaceful for just a minute when the audio went out on camera change
Bridgeports rule...
The camera got that...
A good example of a lot of people with more money than brains😂
Alfredo you Jinxed that kayaker
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
No I didn't I just see the future
theres a hole in the side of that boat lmao
The lines on that CV are pretty.
fifty! he'll yea. nothin like experience.
Monster Montaner...hahahahahhaa
New business opportunities so for boat docking
The struggle is real..😮
I bet you two $50 that you two can't do any better then the man on the kayak 😂
Saw a bimini on a wave runner the other day.
he may not have any holes in the boat but Id bet his gears have a few shredded teeth!!!
50 when I see you at the ramp.
It’s definitely damaged. I don’t care what it looks like. That was the sound of fiberglass cracking!
Sounded like the crack of fiber glass. would have to look at the inside of that hull section. I'd bet there is delamination and cracking. On the flip side, can't be in a hurry on a boat ramp
I think his engines are idling to high that’s why when he shifts from forward to neutral and reverse it’s making that sound he’s not going to have any lower unit left! 😅
Got your 50
lol 50 to ya
Thinking Alfred is passing off bad karma to be lack point elite boaters 😢
$50.00 bucks my friends
😂😂😂😂
Have you seen Fred the American crocodile brother
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
Not lately
And make a hat or a t-shirt on that one
say something if you know something bad will happen there is a kid in the front of the boat
Falls in at 15:00
where is Fred, have not seen him in the last several shows
How much does a hook sunglasses cost
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
The ones on my site www.luxuryribtenders.com with Chit Show logo are 199
He needs to sell the boat and move on lol.
SmokeShow
I’ve never understood why inexperienced captains don’t make everybody sit. With folks walking around, throwing off the balance of the boat and while trying to help… they are just making the captains job harder. Let the captain doc the boat, tie it up & then others can move freely. Also, inexperienced captains should look to dock on the upside of the current… wait if you need to, it’s safer & often faster…. Especially for single screw boats.
He did gust for y lll
$50.00
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Does anyone in Florida know how to drive a boat?? I mean...
🤔I may not be smart enough to have thousands to spend on a boat, buy why would you go into it not knowing what you are doing.
The worst sailors, there are better than you Alfred. You can vertically control that little raft you got.
Audio trippin
It truly amazes me that these fools with twin motors dont know how to turn a boat on.its axis
Audio is really crappy on this vid :(
@AlfredMontaner
Ай бұрын
Yes regrettably my audio took a Chit!
@nerdgarage
Ай бұрын
@@B__Mer Yeah there may not be a visible hole but that fibreglass is toast
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