Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid, because the first in my series of light-hearted Website Roasts comes to a small screen near YOU. I kick off with those Teutonic Titans, BMW, they of the blue Propellor badge, fast cars and faster bikes.
00:00 - Intro
03:28 - BMW Home Screen
04:59 - Model Selection
14:41 - The Configurator
22:35 - The Cost of a Full Build
23:26 - Navigation - Still Heading for Poland?
24:49 - Wehrmacht on Manœuvres
25:12 - What’s the Rust Score?
25:49 - In the Next One…
But even the mighty can make a mistake or two and in this rip thro' their Motorrad website, I highlight some shortcomings in and amongst the display of Bauhaus efficiency. In particular, I take the mick out of stilted translations, over-expensive accessories and computer-generated graphics. At the end I give (an almost random) RUST score out of 5. So how Rusty is the BMW website?? There's only one way to find out.
ps, if you are offended by bad German accents, worse jokes and pictures of busty maidens carrying steins of Lager, look elsewhere. OTOH if you enjoy a good laugh at the expense of someone else, look no further. BUT! Beware!, it could be YOUR favourite Motorcycle Manufacturers NEXT! So, if you are a Triumph Supporter, batten down the hatches, get in a good supply of food, get hold of the worry beads and start meditating. Because... It's Time for Britannia to get the Rude Awakening it so richly serves. Or at least Triumph Motors inc will.
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