man, Nikolai's fourth wife seems like a thrilling person to meet.

@Nano-um4qz

2 жыл бұрын

@Omar Vorpsi but pretty

@carlosacosta1170

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nano-um4qz pretty and smelly weird combo

@texturk6092

2 жыл бұрын

@Omar Vorpsi that can be fixed

@jackplays425

2 жыл бұрын

True dat

@cooperevans352

2 жыл бұрын

Yh especially if she made nikolai love pump action shotguns lmao. But sixth wife sounds like a freak tho too🤣💯

Take a shot every time he says wife, and you still wont be as hammered as Nikolai.

@natehill04

2 жыл бұрын

I'm here 6 months later to make a lame ass joke but maybe you'll be sickled

@FarmerDingus

2 жыл бұрын

I'm here 10 months later and yeah

@Omnipulsar

Жыл бұрын

once i get some money and am able to go to the liquor store ima test your theory out ill let you know how it goes even if you won't see this

@user-pz3si6fl8p

26 күн бұрын

I tired to but my but I think I passed out and threw up at the same time I don’t remember much but only got threw 13 shots before that happened😂

"I will name each rocket after each wife, I have enough" so according to Nikolai, he's had *25 different wives* , I don't know whether to call Nikolai a chad or feel sorry for those 25 woman

@px1_

3 жыл бұрын

The absolute giga chad had 25 wives, so not only did he date them but also married them. This guy is a magnet

@lolstalgic9602

3 жыл бұрын

According to Primis Nikolai, all of Nikolai's wives were figments of his imaginations, after he fell into alcoholism from losing his first wife, while Primis Nikolai replaced his alcoholism with a love of bacon

@AppleOfThineEye

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@IxIShaDowZ15

2 жыл бұрын

26

@susmitamukherjee5605

2 жыл бұрын

He said ex no doubt he has more

I know that his "wives" are just him with his alcohol illusions and fake stories to cheer himself but damn his fourth wife look like an amazing person to meet

@maleexile9053

Ай бұрын

Shitty retcon imo

Trivia: Both versions of Nikolai only had one wife, and they both loved her very much. Unfortunately, she was killed (I think during an air raid), leading to Ultimis Nikolai's vodka addiction. The other wives were completely made up, most likely due to Nikolai's exposure to Element 115 during testing by Richtofen.

@crispybaconbitzPMT

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@lolstalgic9602

3 жыл бұрын

More Trivia: Primis Nikolai replaced his love of Vodka with a love of bacon

@BunThighsLol

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolstalgic9602 That, too.

@stalkerentertainment3671

2 жыл бұрын

Oh sure it is the 115 in the case of Nikolai...

@Joshi_the_Yoshi

2 жыл бұрын

Nikolai made be the funniest character in the og group, but definitely has the saddest story.

I bet Nikolai had the same number of wives as the same amount of mercenaries there are in team fortress 2

@Ben-rd6vd

3 жыл бұрын

he only had one wife

@alexeiboristutorialsngames5794

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-rd6vd we know buckaroo

@fladigman

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-rd6vd its a joke smartass

@pepijn23

Жыл бұрын

Well, and the soldier married the Heavy’s sister. Much to the heavy’s dismay.

@thememelord828

9 ай бұрын

​@@pepijn23soldier that dog

What I‘ve learned from this: His first wife was a Bear His fourth wife was the most dangerous person you could meet His seventh didn't think much of him and thought he was broke His second wife was into beverages and drinking, and Nikolai wouldn‘t keep up sometimes

@stalinfortime8456

2 жыл бұрын

His 5th wife was a pyromanic.

@madmonty4761

2 жыл бұрын

@@stalinfortime8456 he only had one wife

@muttonchops2232

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmonty4761 he believed he had multiple wives at the time

@loganicfilms1388

2 жыл бұрын

The eighth was a runner.

@gdhgckb4250

Жыл бұрын

The third wife is a black hole

I love how when we finally got og Nikolai back in Gorod, he says probably my favorite line ever. It’s something I like to say when I’m drunk. “You’ve come to help me, yes? That would be good, for years I’ve only had one friend… SAY HELLO TO VODKA!

You forgot "Ooo a big diamond, I can use that for my next wife!"

1:42 picture the 4 of them actually standing there hitting the box, and Nikolai just says that as they watch it float away.

1:43 The game just laughed at his joke.

Man has 25 ex wifes while most of us can't get a date

2:40 take that for what you will.

His wives are like the Inquisitors from Star Wars. Each referred to in numerical order. Can't wait for the Grand Wife to be the final boss!

@NewBetaMarioSeries

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. I'm not the only one who noticed...

He only had 1 wife the rest were 115 induced delusions

@dexterweeb2411

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense. Avogadro even says all of his ex wives were imaginary.

@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday

2 жыл бұрын

What? I thought that was caused by Vodka

@erik4099

2 жыл бұрын

@@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday no the vodka was how he coped with losing his first wife that he loved a lot

You missed one from BO1 Ascension. If you kill a bunch of zombies in one go, he’ll say: “Cheer up, you guys last longer than my marriages!”

My man Nikolai has more than 5 wives, while I’m here not able to keep a relationship for a month

@truexlxwin

2 жыл бұрын

@@fourtrash2598 instead of milkshakes bring everyone to the yard, its his love for smirnoff vodka. [Not Sponsored by Smirnoff]

@truexlxwin

2 жыл бұрын

@@fourtrash2598 hehehe, but I wish I was Sponsored by Smirnoff

2:32 Sergeant Nikolai, you seem to relishi in the slaughter!

I wanna see a Zombies Game where you play as the Wives of Nikolei

0:23 man I'm just sorry

Haven't really played COD since Black Ops 1 but still nice to see a vid like this haha

1:01 Nikolai: “Like my first wife, useless” *Nikolai called LCAR-9 useless but in black ops 3 the info says that LCAR-9 is useful for the police* 😂 It says that in Black Ops 3 from the computer when finishing *New World*

I love how in the final BO1 maps Nikolai got quotes talking about what just happened, *pauses*, Like X-th wife!

1:13 Nikolai before "censorship" says: "There it goes again! If you see my exes, tell them "Fuck you" "

@brazilungray2

Жыл бұрын

Why 18+ game need censorship 💀

Can we get more black ops zombies videos like this? These are funny. :)

Get this man a loyal wife asap

I feel like niks 4th wife is his 1 true wife because he mentions her alot more than the others

Mom jokes: they are alright Wife jokes: Funnier then my 12th wife hahah.

Everyone remember, Nikolai only done this so he could move up in the red army ranks

I love ur channel. Keep up the work.

pretty sure I recall an early quote that's not in this. When getting the long bore shotgun from the box he says something like "I used this to kill second wife. She was bitch."

Bro has infinite wives unlike all of us💀

Bruh I never realized how many sexual jokes were for Ultimis Nikolai

I feel like there's a parallel between Nikolai and Henry VIII when it comes to their fourth wife

Fun Fact: Ultimis Nikolai has at least 25 wives, because he apparently has enough wives names for 25 rockets.

@gamescapegamer

7 ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyan it gets worse "I've almost lost as many bullets as ex wives now!" this means nikolai has had hundreds, thousands, millions, even billions or trillions of wives if we count every single player

@gamescapegamer

Ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyan on another note 5 months is WILD :sob:

Nikolai=giga chad

"Oh No! HeLp Me! SOmEonE hAs StOLeN mY VoDkA!" - Nikolai Belinski Kino Der Toten Then Dempsey angry and Nikolai says "OK, Nikolai calm down, so when about did you realised it's gone?"

“I feel like I’m surrounded by all my wives” got me laughing 🤣

Soon, nikolai will have no wifes

I would say....very memorable.

You could make a REALLY elaborate Logic Puzzle, with all the clues about his exes 🤣

for first wife, nikolai accidentally shot her, left her, got second wife,

Coincidentally I've got most of my highest round records when playing Nikolai. I guess thanks to his sense of humor hehe

“HA goodbye wife number nine, I do not think I will be able to top that one. She died when I blew up the Earth. Fun Times….I will miss her.”

3:25 😂😂

It’s funny we all at one time thought Nikolai had all thoses wives but they was his coping mechanism

Samantha Maxis: sorry Nikolai u ain't going home....

He has had at least 8 wives

@RivasJonathan775

Жыл бұрын

And a girlfriend

I counted 8 ex-wives and 1new girlfriend. How bout you guys?

@leandronavarro3613

3 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@crispybaconbitzPMT

3 жыл бұрын

25 and girlfriend

@truexlxwin

2 жыл бұрын

25 wives and 1 gf. damn....

yk its hard not be annoyed of him talking about his ex-wives but it's not hard to get a laugh in on how he roasts his ex-wives

**Nikolai's ex-wives disliked this**

I really want to meet his wives…they seem very interesting. Especially the bear wife and the fourth wife.

I would interview nikolai about his ex wives

He said L-Car was useless lmao

it’s actually confirmed that nikolai’s wives except for his 1st were made up bc of his drinking problems

I'm starting to relate Nikolai's wifes with... Not humans... Casue the description he gives fpr dome of the are very rare

1:30 What are you talking about Nikolai, what is there to not talk about?

@theinvisibleboy2973

2 жыл бұрын

xD

I was counting on how many ex wives he had He mentioned 9 And he has more, when he equips the hellion salvo he said “I will name every rocket after my ex wives, i have enough”, which either 1. hints that Nikolai has much more 2. The amount of rockets the player has (in this case 28) is the amount if wives he had

I think nikolai uses a pack-a-wife and divorce-a-wife at home

Out of all the Wives this man has: He Loved One of them rlly Much I bet it was the Fourth One

Nikolai seems like he hates his 4th wife so much

@jokerwick69420

Жыл бұрын

He probably hates all of them the same

2:15 Bro traded ray gun mk2 for a did pack a punched weapon

Nikolai's wife collection

Ok,what Nikolai said about fourth wife being pokey Pokey wtf did he mean by that?!

@SinfulofSauce

Жыл бұрын

A year late, but what he meant by "pokey pokey" is that 4th wife likes doing pegging

@jgrullon32

9 ай бұрын

Ayo yeah bruh pause Nikolai

What did he sayyyyyy

Fucking Christ, 8 wives?!? Vodka musta gotten to his skull on that 🤣🤣

nikolai is the rizz god, he has had 8 wives (that we know of)

it took money and desapir like my 2 wive

Sixth wife needs a meeting with me too

2:08

Do you have stick drift?

Those who are divorced looking at first wife... Am I Nicolai? Cause my first wife was useless too 😂🤣

So Nikolai said his first wife was a bear but was it a literal bear or a large hairy gay man.

"I have black hole, like my third wife, we won't talk about that

Nikolai: wife

"my ex WIFE hits harder than you!"

I think he loved his 4th wife more

Treyarch: So how much do you want Nikolai to talk about his fourth wife and wifes. Activision: Yes

Ill name each rocket after my ex-wives, i have enough YOU GOT 25 WIVES SIR??????????????????

@IxIShaDowZ15

2 жыл бұрын

26 actually

@MaddieD935

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he sees double through Vodka Vision

"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands like with my fourth wife." "Always talking."

@jonkyojin7804

2 жыл бұрын

At first I was like "wtf?" and after finishing the dialogue, I was like "probably abusive (either him or the 4th wife)"

@AppleOfThineEye

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonkyojin7804 Yes, that's the joke.

@jonkyojin7804

2 жыл бұрын

@@AppleOfThineEye I am still a kid so I really don't understand a lot of it

@AppleOfThineEye

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonkyojin7804 If you're a kid you shouldn't be on KZread

i counted 8 wives

First wife:Bear, unfortunately killed by Nikolai, useless Second wife:creepy fuckin teddy bear (or creepy overall) Third wife:? Fourth wife:pretty and smelly, took Nikolai’s money and left This will be updated as I watch, also no I’m not including ex wives

@Iamnotaspy.

5 ай бұрын

His second wife was a creepy fucking teddy bear, or was just creepy overall. 1:45

@Iamnotaspy.

5 ай бұрын

Did my guy really marry a bunch of bears?

@Iamnotaspy.

5 ай бұрын

I guess he is russian

@Albert_EGGsker

5 ай бұрын

@@Iamnotaspy. I forgot about this comment, thanks for the information dude 💯💯

1:30 LMAOOO

the 9 dislikes is nikolai's 9 ex wives

Then wich wife is little nikolai from 🤔

0:27 and 3:25 lmao

I bet the boomers really enjoyed these

So… Nikolai is Ramona Flowers but a Russian man?

Trust me, their are even more funnier quotes. Unfortunately some of them are not here. Check out Shangri-la, Moon and Der Rise (2009).

5:04 he has 25 wives in total?

@jokerwick69420

Жыл бұрын

Probably moar

@MommyEliya

Жыл бұрын

He only had one wife actually, the rest are madeup

@jokerwick69420

Жыл бұрын

@@MommyEliya what if they all are we and they want us to think they are made up

@Crazyslavicman

Жыл бұрын

@@jokerwick69420 sorry?

@jokerwick69420

Жыл бұрын

@@Crazyslavicman what if they all were made-up

HOW MANY TIMES DID HE GET MARRIED?

W fourth wife

Wtf is Nikolai is marrying and why can they take bullets?

Who is he? Henry the VIII?

Nikolai it's Muslim we didn't know 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-yx7bl5pg5i

7 ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyan Depending on your religion, if you are a Christian, if you are a Jew, and if you are a Muslim, you can marry no more than 4 wives

Why did they have to ruin such a funny joke? "Uh hur dur hes actually lonely and imagines the wives haha our story is so serious"

HOW MANY EX-WIFES DOES HE HAVE? HOLY SH*T!😳 Sorry my language isn’t perfect.😂

@zombis89fisto

Жыл бұрын

Nah it’s good your English was actually spot on.

Moral of the story:fear his forth wife

How many wifes does nikolai have?

@Samboy1135

3 жыл бұрын

1

@ptrcrispy

3 жыл бұрын

8

@duskflames

3 жыл бұрын

He only had 1 who died in ww1 attacks. All other "wifes" are delusions from 115 experiments.

@term3092

3 жыл бұрын

@@duskflames Interesting, didn't know the lore was that developped

@JW-zx5dr

3 жыл бұрын

@@duskflames Interesting

2:50 So, Nikolai likes big girls not judging, i do too