Black Ops Zombies - Funny Dialogue

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Going through the comments of my previous Zombies funny dialogue videos, I found a bunch of comments talking about lines I missed out, so I figured I would go back and record them to make a new video. In that process, I couldn't help but reexamine each every map in the Aether story just to find even more lines that I may have missed which took me a few weeks.
Once I did that, going into each game and actually recording the lines went by a lot quicker. That being said, some of these lines proved a little more difficult to actually record because I couldn't quite figure out what triggered them. All in all, was months in the making, so I really hope you guys enjoy it, and would very much appreciate it if you left a like, or a comment
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  • @SONICX1027
    @SONICX10272 жыл бұрын

    You can tell that the voice actors had a lot fun with playing their characters in Zombies, the comedy is perfect, especially when Tank breaks the the non-existent 4th wall

  • @vcbunny1325

    @vcbunny1325

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol I would too, the dialogues were funny 🤣

  • @trevorwalsh9443

    @trevorwalsh9443

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wrong they worked crazy hours and was under paid Hence why they didn't show up in cold war Zombies.

  • @jaysonvancouofficial6100

    @jaysonvancouofficial6100

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@trevorwalsh9443 easy, different timeline since everything got sucked by the dark eather

  • @FBIO-wc4fr

    @FBIO-wc4fr

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@trevorwalsh9443 they literally died in bo4 for real this time.

  • @ieatcarsyum8248

    @ieatcarsyum8248

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trevorwalsh9443 no

  • @mr.eccentric9378
    @mr.eccentric9378 Жыл бұрын

    0:45 *"It doesn’t count if you were by yourself, Sammy",* Richthofen’s the best.

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Literally the best line I've heard so far lol

  • @josephdurand9538

    @josephdurand9538

    9 ай бұрын

    It’s so condescending it’s perfect😂

  • @YourLocalSJWHater

    @YourLocalSJWHater

    7 ай бұрын

    Richthofen grilled sammy for real 💀

  • @SHROUD_15_

    @SHROUD_15_

    14 күн бұрын

    He'd be a great inner voice 😂

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb2 жыл бұрын

    1:35 The casual delivery killed me

  • @user-vrgamer

    @user-vrgamer

    Жыл бұрын

    Dog why

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Damn poor Nik

  • @isaakmerritt6676
    @isaakmerritt6676 Жыл бұрын

    5:35 Richtofen: "This weapon brings out my more primative instincts" The zombie: "WAIT WUT?!"

  • @TheRetroBross

    @TheRetroBross

    2 күн бұрын

    119 likes and no comments let me fix that

  • @omglordluca8914
    @omglordluca89142 жыл бұрын

    This here is my childhood. God bless Steve Blum, Nolan North, Tom Kane, Fred Tasticore and all the other amazing voice actors who gave me great memories.

  • @OrangeCat67193

    @OrangeCat67193

    2 жыл бұрын

    Classic quotes I will say

  • @kayagorzan

    @kayagorzan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hell yes

  • @queenoftheundead9097

    @queenoftheundead9097

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here dude

  • @MilitaristTurkcu

    @MilitaristTurkcu

    Жыл бұрын

    ong bro

  • @StupidBlyat

    @StupidBlyat

    7 ай бұрын

    ...uhh...Fred Tatascore dude

  • @John_Bendy_Demon
    @John_Bendy_Demon2 жыл бұрын

    7:12 damn even in a zombie apocalypse Nikolai is still getting his money stolen by pole dancers lol

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Man got them issues

  • @ballsinspector42069

    @ballsinspector42069

    2 ай бұрын

    Beech

  • @grape_soduh
    @grape_soduh10 ай бұрын

    6:31 I love how Nikolai was surprised by how takio can make jokes

  • @Frozted_
    @Frozted_ Жыл бұрын

    4:50 this part is genuine comedy

  • @zacharycabanie3030

    @zacharycabanie3030

    Жыл бұрын

    Are they trying to communicate? Oh, no they're doing their thing

  • @misfitgaming2935

    @misfitgaming2935

    Жыл бұрын

    The original characters are so damn funny

  • @SupermanKal_El2185

    @SupermanKal_El2185

    Жыл бұрын

    Are they trying to communicate- Oh no they're having sex.

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    This part literally had me rolling on the floor

  • @laineygirl7410

    @laineygirl7410

    28 күн бұрын

    “Oh,no their having s3x🤭”

  • @AstolfoSimp360
    @AstolfoSimp3602 жыл бұрын

    4:52 Freaken richtofen man, this gets me all the time🤣

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Every single damn time my guy

  • @aboiofcolor
    @aboiofcolor2 жыл бұрын

    3:44 I am now convinced that Tank is traveling back and forward in time a bit too much

  • @Kaijufan360

    @Kaijufan360

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bradytankdempsey1.064 That's Steve Blum whenever he's still salty to Facebook and the 4th wall break.

  • @LazarouDave

    @LazarouDave

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is Nikolai and Takeo (I think those 2 anyway) both have that same quote on Ascension 😂

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Poor Nikolai man

  • @AP__Anthony__
    @AP__Anthony__2 жыл бұрын

    4:06 imagine you lose the perk if you got that reaction from the character

  • @natepolk9663

    @natepolk9663

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why is the vomiting sound soo REALISTIC?

  • @mattdude

    @mattdude

    Жыл бұрын

    You would be fucked since most of Nikolai’s perk quotes In revelations have him throwing up.

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer0012 жыл бұрын

    5:08 Me listening to the thumping coming from my neighbors' apartment at 3 AM

  • @AnimeBoy-cs3em
    @AnimeBoy-cs3em2 жыл бұрын

    9:50 Classic old quote for Easter egg song. 9:55 Miss the old elective running President.

  • @lfcforlifefr

    @lfcforlifefr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I love Nixon’s line it’s so funny I still play bo1 zombies just for that

  • @acethehunter7898
    @acethehunter78982 жыл бұрын

    Best quote is Richthofen saying "Ja, let's build a secret lab under Alcatraz it's only a twisted little pocket dimension.... FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!" Bo4 had some of the best quotes, that was probably only the saving grace of bo4

  • @skeletizer

    @skeletizer

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @bleach186

    @bleach186

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bo4 zombies was fine

  • @chrisbyrd8317

    @chrisbyrd8317

    2 жыл бұрын

    and it has a typo in the subtiles

  • @XWBgaming

    @XWBgaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    "nfucking Illuminati..."

  • @funguy3259

    @funguy3259

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chrisbyrd8317 which is why this game is so bad

  • @lilinsane13
    @lilinsane132 жыл бұрын

    11:22 Kennedy you were way ahead of your time with that

  • @quintinnowak-wolff7658

    @quintinnowak-wolff7658

    Жыл бұрын

    It was richard Nixon not kennedy

  • @luisf2793

    @luisf2793

    4 күн бұрын

    Nixon not Kennedy Also Nixon did start the war on drugs

  • @White_ops_arcade
    @White_ops_arcade2 жыл бұрын

    7:06 perfectly cut scream

  • @Aloha_SnackBar

    @Aloha_SnackBar

    Жыл бұрын

    Got a chuckle outta me

  • @zacharycabanie3030

    @zacharycabanie3030

    Жыл бұрын

    "Agh-"

  • @unknownuser8228

    @unknownuser8228

    Жыл бұрын

    6:49

  • @AbletonRinzler
    @AbletonRinzler2 жыл бұрын

    7:41 True words spoken, Richtofen. Why would the Death Machine even need a warning label.

  • @Kaijufan360

    @Kaijufan360

    Жыл бұрын

    7:03 "YES! Yes rain down with the poop!" Oh...the poop...." My favorite part about Richtofen is when he got hit by a zombie monkey. 4:49 "Are they trying to- Oh no they're having sex."

  • @dr.bright4198
    @dr.bright41988 ай бұрын

    Richtofen bisexual icon

  • @fabrizeantonio4425
    @fabrizeantonio44252 жыл бұрын

    Tak: "With this, I will finally win my colleagues' respect!" Me: "heh that's funny-" Tak: "Hope? You are all I have..." Me: *starts bawling on the floor*

  • @ravadawn
    @ravadawn Жыл бұрын

    6:33 nikolai's little timed "holy cow" right after takeo omg

  • @cookies5817
    @cookies58172 жыл бұрын

    8:15 doom music starts

  • @mrgamer5739

    @mrgamer5739

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, JFK, the doom slayer

  • @someone-pi3np
    @someone-pi3np2 жыл бұрын

    0:59 I’ve been looking for this clip everywhere

  • @Dimension-hs7uk
    @Dimension-hs7uk2 жыл бұрын

    5:08 had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my water lmfaoo, it caught me off guard

  • @gabrielmendoza26

    @gabrielmendoza26

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Literally dead 💀

  • @hatefuleyebrows
    @hatefuleyebrows2 жыл бұрын

    8:06 holy fuck takeo jesus christ

  • @deyontemyers4109

    @deyontemyers4109

    Жыл бұрын

    I have several questions

  • @bahamajamerz5059

    @bahamajamerz5059

    Жыл бұрын

    It's nikolia lol

  • @ultrasquid7006
    @ultrasquid70062 жыл бұрын

    1:03 richtofen fuckin destroyed sam

  • @MysteryMortis

    @MysteryMortis

    2 жыл бұрын

    Man I love Richtofen so much

  • @JohnRock.357
    @JohnRock.357 Жыл бұрын

    4:15 Takeo says "Rock And Roll" upon obtaining the Man-o-war referring to the power metal band Manowar.

  • @theequalizer694
    @theequalizer6942 жыл бұрын

    I like how the classified dialogue from bo4 are sometimes polar opposites of each other from the moon dialogue cause classified takes place before moon. Gotta appreciate the small details

  • @samanthablack7990

    @samanthablack7990

    2 жыл бұрын

    It takes place after moon doesn't it? Dempsey even asks Richtofen how he got his body back

  • @redgta2506

    @redgta2506

    2 жыл бұрын

    No ot takes place before, the ultimis from the final cutscene are not the ones we are playing with.

  • @bevstanx-8840
    @bevstanx-88402 жыл бұрын

    11:47 are we just gonna ignore this

  • @danielbold6167
    @danielbold61672 жыл бұрын

    Dempsey: What, are they going to put a music easter egg in every map now? Me: Yes, yes they are.

  • @haydencole8936
    @haydencole8936 Жыл бұрын

    6:10 Zombie "SAM" JFK "Calm your liver mr wiggles"

  • @OmerKing916
    @OmerKing9162 жыл бұрын

    2:37 "here let me help you diiiiiiiiie!" Caught me off guard, no cap.

  • @nonvisiblyy

    @nonvisiblyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    it sounds like he has auto tune lol

  • @OmerKing916

    @OmerKing916

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nonvisiblyy it also sounds like the game crashed.

  • @notsaying7015
    @notsaying70152 жыл бұрын

    "first one to make a joke about jugs gets a slap in the face" Well that was quick... And to the point... Holy shit

  • @irvinsolchaga2119

    @irvinsolchaga2119

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm still a bit confused on that one

  • @necroticartery

    @necroticartery

    Жыл бұрын

    @@irvinsolchaga2119 Jugs as in boobs lol... she's saying if anyone makes a joke about her tits she'll slap them

  • @irvinsolchaga2119

    @irvinsolchaga2119

    Жыл бұрын

    @@necroticartery thanks it's just that day I was tired I barely came back from work and I didn't pay much attention to it

  • @mote_kela7127
    @mote_kela71272 жыл бұрын

    Nikolai: Water with 115 is not for drinking Nikolai: *_Drinks Jugg_*

  • @gaaraofthesand5931
    @gaaraofthesand593111 ай бұрын

    The casual delivery of 2:46 killed me 😂

  • @mallard975

    @mallard975

    10 ай бұрын

    The way the zombie die after nikolia said I once I had elemental shard 😂😂

  • @kaymonnn5441
    @kaymonnn54412 жыл бұрын

    5:07 so true but they do it to the perk machines

  • @RealOrientedChaos
    @RealOrientedChaos Жыл бұрын

    7:10 this part killed me 💀

  • @fxkinqfailure

    @fxkinqfailure

    10 ай бұрын

    Every one of these lines got me dead asf 💀👍

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 Жыл бұрын

    1:37 nikolai casually mentioning his dad';s abuse like he gives 0 fucks abot it made me burst out laughing

  • @someone-pi3np
    @someone-pi3np2 жыл бұрын

    6:46 nickolai cut is perfect 💀💀💀💀

  • @Cowboyvr2837
    @Cowboyvr28377 ай бұрын

    4:49 was the best quote of all of them

  • @jakeneilson7889
    @jakeneilson78892 жыл бұрын

    I loved when “serious” Primis Ricthofen’s sus side slips out

  • @SeaHunterPisces
    @SeaHunterPisces Жыл бұрын

    You've got to love how genuinely out of pocket some of the voice lines across the games are. It's genuinely hysterical.

  • @sergeantwolverinehulk8554
    @sergeantwolverinehulk85542 жыл бұрын

    6:14 I'm not a crook I'm not a crook I'm not a crook !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @115GumGobbler
    @115GumGobbler11 ай бұрын

    3:12 iconic quote

  • @leftintheoxafire
    @leftintheoxafire Жыл бұрын

    4:51 oh alrighty then

  • @buki9787
    @buki9787 Жыл бұрын

    3:14 when he squealed he kinda sounded like those animatronic cats or babies that your younger sibling had and it wouldn't shut up

  • @BlackPatti78s

    @BlackPatti78s

    Жыл бұрын

    Furbys?

  • @Jmcallqe7

    @Jmcallqe7

    11 ай бұрын

    And you wanted to throw it out the window so bad but you couldn’t

  • @Deagonboydragon
    @Deagonboydragon2 жыл бұрын

    0:58 damn chill man

  • @sol71409
    @sol71409 Жыл бұрын

    10:53 I don't know about you guys but this one is really funny.

  • @undead8478
    @undead8478 Жыл бұрын

    6:40 “Richtofen:these pockets are just so full I expect my pants will just fall down at some point ehem” Zombie:”AAUGH”

  • @VernalJason

    @VernalJason

    Жыл бұрын

    That cut scream tho XD

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 Жыл бұрын

    7:39 “Is that a warning label? Warning handle with care, oh really!? I don’t think it’s likely”

  • @bellum5432
    @bellum54322 жыл бұрын

    Man..... I love Takeo

  • @Just2Chill4U
    @Just2Chill4U2 жыл бұрын

    2:41 that first pew was perfectly synced

  • @sxy_agn
    @sxy_agn Жыл бұрын

    Takeo: Precision is middle name! Not really, but I make joke like Dempsey. Nikolai: *HOLY COW*

  • @spyrax370
    @spyrax370 Жыл бұрын

    2:13 Interesting. Ultimis Richtofen says the same thing when he drinks Double Tap on Kino.

  • @darknnesfighter9052
    @darknnesfighter9052 Жыл бұрын

    4:53 that made me spill my tea😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vuxygaming2539
    @vuxygaming2539 Жыл бұрын

    10:57 I died of laughter Nikolai is my fav 😂

  • @puggles325
    @puggles3252 жыл бұрын

    2:19 115 just came on when he said this.

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge502 жыл бұрын

    7:08 I can’t help but think to myself “Oh you poor bastard” I know everyone has different playing styles but I never let excavator Omicron or Epsilon breach

  • @MrOgge50

    @MrOgge50

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mattdude The excavators on moon are called, Pi for tunnel 6, Omicron for tunnel 11 and Epsilon for the Biodome

  • @LoonatheHellhoudgaming
    @LoonatheHellhoudgaming Жыл бұрын

    2:52 omfg wth nik! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hyrulesxhero
    @hyrulesxhero2 жыл бұрын

    omfg poor takeo one that last quote

  • @marqgz

    @marqgz

    2 жыл бұрын

    All the primis cast are great friends. Brothers, if you will. Ultimis though? Really only Dempsey likes him.

  • @joshuamachnik1039
    @joshuamachnik103910 ай бұрын

    "Who needs a deadshot daiquiri or whatever tf that is" - Cpt. Price

  • @buddymanz6294
    @buddymanz62942 жыл бұрын

    6:49 why was that scream perfectly cut

  • @zombiedude-dk7lc
    @zombiedude-dk7lc2 жыл бұрын

    These dialogues are the reason why I prefer older zombies games (WAW, BO1, BO2, BO3) over CW.

  • @bevstanx-8840

    @bevstanx-8840

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @awesomeness-uj9qq

    @awesomeness-uj9qq

    10 ай бұрын

    BO4 right

  • @itsghostfire54
    @itsghostfire54 Жыл бұрын

    "It doesn't count if you were by yourself Sammy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @BOBINDUN
    @BOBINDUN Жыл бұрын

    It's so tragic that as soon as we got the funny original characters in bo4 they ended the story 😢

  • @idiotic_cisco8210
    @idiotic_cisco82108 ай бұрын

    richtofens voice actor must get payed a lot.

  • @teletubbie-chan9061
    @teletubbie-chan9061 Жыл бұрын

    5:08 best line

  • @the_mando8464
    @the_mando8464 Жыл бұрын

    What is up with richtofen tho😂😂

  • @GLAPostalService1
    @GLAPostalService12 жыл бұрын

    Love the callbacks to their previous quotes.

  • @ShyerFox
    @ShyerFox2 жыл бұрын

    Bless, I've wanted another video like this for a while. Thanks.

  • @Rango_Rhinestone
    @Rango_Rhinestone Жыл бұрын

    1:49 so we ain't gonna talk about how nik just drinks thru the helmet

  • @darkzero7969
    @darkzero79692 жыл бұрын

    Love these videos :)

  • @cuddles6707
    @cuddles6707 Жыл бұрын

    6:37 Ballistic Knife With Bowie Knife LOL

  • @Joshi_the_Yoshi
    @Joshi_the_Yoshi2 жыл бұрын

    So is no one gonna feel bad for Nikolai cause he got beaten by his father as a kid?

  • @ViltrumiteIsRite99

    @ViltrumiteIsRite99

    3 ай бұрын

    Some players are appalled, and some are relating to numbed-trauma. Poor Nik.

  • @LULLABYFORADEADMAN222
    @LULLABYFORADEADMAN222 Жыл бұрын

    I always come back to this video when im sad just so I can be happy :')

  • @dallaslucci1884
    @dallaslucci18842 жыл бұрын

    4:50 I’ve never heard that line but it’s my favorite line now

  • @justablackholeinanotherbla6211
    @justablackholeinanotherbla62112 жыл бұрын

    nikolai got anything to say about how you lost your money Nokolai: 7:29

  • @_Sherdil_
    @_Sherdil_ Жыл бұрын

    Takeo ultimus is so funny

  • @Odeboo
    @Odeboo7 ай бұрын

    6:49 The perfect cut doesn't exis-

  • @shadowsiren
    @shadowsiren Жыл бұрын

    10:46 OK that sounded more depressing than funny

  • @resudog858
    @resudog858 Жыл бұрын

    One of my fav quotes that wasnt in this video by dempsey on Kino "Get any closer and I'll have to introduce you to my mother"

  • @noiveisnthere
    @noiveisnthere7 ай бұрын

    i had no idea richtofen was so fruity

  • @onesaucynougat7471
    @onesaucynougat7471 Жыл бұрын

    4:03 does that mean the effects of the soda wore of since he puked it back up?

  • @vegeta7026
    @vegeta70262 жыл бұрын

    2:06 roasted

  • @thvl2018
    @thvl20182 жыл бұрын

    6:52 perfectly cut scene

  • @GlitchedHeroes

    @GlitchedHeroes

    12 күн бұрын

    6:49

  • @jaytorre8459
    @jaytorre84599 ай бұрын

    this is what i miss in call of duty

  • @fridaynightfunkin2109
    @fridaynightfunkin21092 жыл бұрын

    3:33 😅😅

  • @drgsfxtd7059
    @drgsfxtd7059 Жыл бұрын

    I think we can all agree that nikolai has the best quotes in zombies history

  • @silverclaw1026
    @silverclaw10262 жыл бұрын

    You are right george a romero you are the zombie grandfather rip man was a legend

  • @culombia1363
    @culombia1363 Жыл бұрын

    4:19 😂 ‘remember water with 115 is not for drinking’

  • @sergeantwolverinehulk8554
    @sergeantwolverinehulk85542 жыл бұрын

    11:10 tick tock!!

  • @sladedoggo5581
    @sladedoggo55817 ай бұрын

    2:20 Richtofen: Here let me help you DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!

  • @CalebGuhl
    @CalebGuhl2 жыл бұрын

    How do you drink a perk bottle with a space helmet on? Explain that treyarch!

  • @ethanwibbens4233
    @ethanwibbens42337 ай бұрын

    Face book page had me on the floor not going to lie 😂😂😂

  • @Astar72439
    @Astar72439 Жыл бұрын

    That moment when you *need some beans for the chowder here*

  • @sheevhernandez3869
    @sheevhernandez3869 Жыл бұрын

    3:32 ngl he sounded adorable.😟

  • @SundrySun90
    @SundrySun90 Жыл бұрын

    10:15 “it’s a little gun, but it has a long barrel. Like my college roommate”

  • @djsammysam5038
    @djsammysam5038 Жыл бұрын

    11:34 that hit the wrong spot...

  • @mr.nothing8031
    @mr.nothing80312 жыл бұрын

    1:49 now how tf he drincc with that space suit?

  • @aidanwhite2894

    @aidanwhite2894

    9 ай бұрын

    Maybe they slip off their helmet for a second because they can temporarily breathe in space for some reason

  • @trentwaskovich8337
    @trentwaskovich83372 жыл бұрын

    5:08 and 7:20 are the best quotes hands down

  • @rupertcortes3980
    @rupertcortes39802 жыл бұрын

    Yes another dialogue become more funny. HEY dempsey what Facebook page you talking about HA?

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