Bitch Management for Dummies

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The Opie and Anthony Show, with special guest Patrice O'Neal
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Patrice has to dumb down his pimping to O&A because they just weren't getting it. And we learn Opie has no back bone with his girl.
From O&A appearance number 24

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  • @TheOutspokenIntrovert23
    @TheOutspokenIntrovert239 жыл бұрын

    The power lies with who cares the least.

  • @MarkoKraguljac

    @MarkoKraguljac

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Guttah_J1S True. And that makes whole shit pointless and frequently harmful.

  • @felang9257

    @felang9257

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mr_J1S You couldn't be more correct, my ex-wife used to shut down when I told her, go fvck who you want, just dont bring no crotch crickets the fvck back home with you.

  • @babyblueLEGEND

    @babyblueLEGEND

    8 жыл бұрын

    +FE Lang Crotch crickets, LMAO.

  • @TheOutspokenIntrovert23

    @TheOutspokenIntrovert23

    8 жыл бұрын

    FE Lang​ crotch crickets tho! Lmmfao

  • @johnnonamegibbon3580

    @johnnonamegibbon3580

    8 жыл бұрын

    Oh, yeah. Women and men only like people they can't have. Human nature _stinks_.

  • @eqh1593
    @eqh15936 жыл бұрын

    These guys don't understand the gold coming out of Patrice's mouth. He figured out women. Period

  • @dmtripreport8542

    @dmtripreport8542

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Kirk Landau Doesn't matter what side of the bed she wants, it's their nature to still want to be the girl, to be told what side of the bed to go on. Feminism can only operate in the domain that men created, trying to be better than men denies them their natural feminine queenness. Forever the fuck-e

  • @ryancbarrett96

    @ryancbarrett96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is the ultimate comic for incels lol. I love Patrice and I've even had sex with a girl!

  • @Bleilock1

    @Bleilock1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ryancbarrett96 he is for exact opposites of incels but whatever, if you think you were an incel go ahead too haha

  • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274

    @rasheemthebestfirstone3274

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Bleilock1 he will be tho for incels that decide to just hate on women

  • @jonathangodbolt9134

    @jonathangodbolt9134

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rasheemthebestfirstone3274 what is there to hate

  • @IshyVideos
    @IshyVideos6 жыл бұрын

    "When we don't care. They don't function well" Once I started answering the "unanswerable questions" those questions coincidently stopped being asked.

  • @brianramirez8255

    @brianramirez8255

    5 жыл бұрын

    This saved my relationship. I just started being raw like Patrice and now I cant see my girl the same way ever again and vice versa.

  • @Redrocket14

    @Redrocket14

    4 жыл бұрын

    How were you raw . Explain

  • @jintrucker8030

    @jintrucker8030

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Redrocket14 Putting your happiness first is the most raw thing you can do. Don't be scared to say your mind, don't be scared to say no, don't be scared that she'll be mad and won't let you smash. Just take the power of her pussy away and you'll see how much better your life will be.

  • @masondrip42

    @masondrip42

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jin trucker spoken with validity

  • @rolexflex

    @rolexflex

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jintrucker8030 this comment is spot on, well written 💯

  • @istotnenieistotne6201
    @istotnenieistotne62017 жыл бұрын

    if she asks you something manipulative - make her suffer for it

  • @23sergione

    @23sergione

    3 жыл бұрын

    "That's fear and walking on eggshells". And the answer from Patrice should have been "And if not who's afraid and walking on eggshells....you asshole, in your mansion, not even able to have a comeback to a manipulative question from your woman who disrupts a nice evening for no reason, knowing full well it might cause a fight."

  • @bobbyguzman3058

    @bobbyguzman3058

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@23sergione my ex would fucking do this shit bro. I should’ve kept up with my patrice studies and I wouldn’t have got caught lackin by a bitch just being typical

  • @seanm7539

    @seanm7539

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bobbyguzman3058 Dude I can’t tell you how many times like especially when I was alone with my girlfriend good God it was bad like not only did she like verbally nag me for a half hour she screamed at me punched me in my face and I think she squeezed my balls to the point of puking

  • @Ayo.Ajisafe

    @Ayo.Ajisafe

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seanm7539 Wtf? Are you exaggerating?

  • @PhyrexJ

    @PhyrexJ

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seanm7539 dude thats next level

  • @connerobrien1774
    @connerobrien17743 жыл бұрын

    Patrice starts his sermon at 7:54

  • @dav.s.7443

    @dav.s.7443

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @paubabau599

    @paubabau599

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks brother

  • @siramanedaow9404

    @siramanedaow9404

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you my brother

  • @lafly_5443

    @lafly_5443

    2 жыл бұрын

    Appreciate it g.

  • @gambit3950

    @gambit3950

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro

  • @brohan914
    @brohan9147 жыл бұрын

    "When we don't care, they don't function well" wise words

  • @Optical78

    @Optical78

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Kirk Landau "don't care" is not the best way to say it, more like 'least needy' of the other person; the reason men are more submissive now today is they actually believe vagina is something they can't live without, which is total bs.

  • @adamantlyadam5201

    @adamantlyadam5201

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fact

  • @ItsVikVaughn
    @ItsVikVaughn10 жыл бұрын

    This segment is a beautiful demonstration of how badly feminism has fucked up men and how men think.

  • @Gridironwarplans

    @Gridironwarplans

    9 жыл бұрын

    patrice acts the way a man should

  • @hollywoodhawkins9730

    @hollywoodhawkins9730

    7 жыл бұрын

    Randy facts

  • @Blue-gr1wx

    @Blue-gr1wx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Robert Brown 😂

  • @heresYoshii

    @heresYoshii

    4 жыл бұрын

    frig off randy! nah but forreal tho you right, feminism is a cancer upon the natural order of things

  • @AJHyoton

    @AJHyoton

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fucked up the men you know maybe. I hang up on a bitch for disagreeing with me. Bye Felicia!

  • @mofomartianp
    @mofomartianp11 жыл бұрын

    I have grown to resent women over the past few years. If you pander to their emotions they shit on yours, and when you refuse to bend they respect you for it, but still get fucking mad. The constant arrogance, entitlement and lack of accountability of so many bitches just grinds away at you... no wonder we die 10 years before they do.

  • @bruceellison9269

    @bruceellison9269

    7 жыл бұрын

    mofomartian you're forgetting the key element of how Patrice molds his woman like girls do to us. It's a slow process

  • @helpivebeenkidnapped6195

    @helpivebeenkidnapped6195

    6 жыл бұрын

    mofomartian Resentment is a weak move.

  • @HolTukIj

    @HolTukIj

    6 жыл бұрын

    @Svitlo It's not a move, you get pushed into that.

  • @lisanal-ghaib190

    @lisanal-ghaib190

    6 жыл бұрын

    have u ever tried traveling the world and seeking different kind of nationality of women ? you might get surprised when u step outside of western ''civilization''

  • @buddylove7983

    @buddylove7983

    6 жыл бұрын

    mofomartian Dude you gotta remember, it's always your fault if the bitch ain't acting right and also, it never stops with women. You have to constantly check them on that kinda bullshit.

  • @raumfahreturschutze
    @raumfahreturschutze9 жыл бұрын

    The worst thing is having Patrice get on a roll and a rhythm and then Opie take a caller. "The phones have exploded" WHO GIVES A FUCK? Fuck em. Nothing worse than some dummy who wrecks the conversation that essentially boils down to "durr yeah me too". Although that one caller calling out Opie for being pussywhipped was legit.

  • @youfailme2116

    @youfailme2116

    9 жыл бұрын

    Oh thanks for the tips how long have you been doing radio?

  • @GZA036

    @GZA036

    9 жыл бұрын

    Let's interrupt world class comedians in their zone so we can hear from dumb fuck truck drivers

  • @mateo77ish

    @mateo77ish

    9 жыл бұрын

    GZA036 Yeah, but all these radio jocks have to stomach the callers and act like they give a shit, because they know that it's the regular Joes whom are paying their checks.

  • @brendano7948

    @brendano7948

    9 жыл бұрын

    "Let's get twitchels in here" ugh

  • @johnnonamegibbon3580

    @johnnonamegibbon3580

    8 жыл бұрын

    Opie made this better. Idunncare what the haters say. He wasn't just sitting there agreeing with Patrice, he challenged him which made Patrice into a complete beast.

  • @RibsBjj
    @RibsBjj4 жыл бұрын

    The thing that came in my mind is the Joker saying to Batman "You have nothing to threaten me with". That's when you win the game, the power you give its the power people have. Take control of what you can control.

  • @spritualelitist665

    @spritualelitist665

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joker is based on a Nietzschean archetype. He accepts his mortality and who he is. It’s the fact that everyone around him in Gotham is full of shit, even Batman to some extent. But he has more respect for Batman as he at least is honourable and lives by a code. Gotham is corrupt to the tenth degree and it’s emphasised in 3 movies and yet Batman tries to defend the people by saying there’s good people in Gotham. But the truth is theirs only some and that’s not good enough. Kind of like liberalism and the western world now. There’s good and honest people out their but not enough and the rest is moral cowardice. That’s the black pill. You have to have moral code and philosophy to survive in this world now. It’s gotten way worse since Patrice died. Women can’t and don’t have moral codes they manifest daily, but I good man can teach her them. But men have grown weaker the last 50 years.

  • @RibsBjj

    @RibsBjj

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@spritualelitist665" People need a moral code and philosophy to survive in the world today". Couldn't agree more.

  • @adamantlyadam5201

    @adamantlyadam5201

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s true. I’ve reached that point in my career. I allowed myself to be pushed around and I took it because I was afraid to blow up bridges that could get me promoted. After years of not getting anywhere and now facing the very real prospect of being forced out I’ve developed an attitude of not caring what anyone says or thinks. And it’s liberating, it’s removed the mental shackles and I’m more direct in what I do now. And it’s because I’ve reached the point where I’m saying the same thing the Joker said: “You have nothing to threaten me with.”

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima5 жыл бұрын

    Patrice's high pitched laugh gives me life 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @ColinRekrab
    @ColinRekrab Жыл бұрын

    Patrice saved my life. This youtube channel saved my life. Rest in pimp

  • @vaughncarter7893
    @vaughncarter78938 жыл бұрын

    An absolute genius. This Podcast should have 10,000,000+ views. Patrice is a professor of studying women. Men like him, myself, and others have to have been raised around forceful women. Once you've loved, and give analysis to their manipulative ways you'll come to understand them.

  • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274

    @rasheemthebestfirstone3274

    3 жыл бұрын

    It got 400+ k now

  • 6 жыл бұрын

    “Boobie-Scooby....Honey Squirts....” Jesus I’m having cardiac arrest here.

  • @jeffreyurrea708
    @jeffreyurrea7085 жыл бұрын

    Your happiness is paramount, never forget that, thank you Patrice RIP

  • @viggomares
    @viggomares2 жыл бұрын

    This is what many podcasts catering to men need now. To be in a room of simps, challenging the ideas. Patrice is the GOAT.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw98814 жыл бұрын

    Patrice was the oracle. It’s amazing how neither Anthony, opie or jimmy learned a fucking thing from him.

  • @WarlockX4

    @WarlockX4

    2 жыл бұрын

    And that's what upsets me the most. They had the honor and privilege of having this man on their show and didn't learn a damn thing.

  • @peteytv9883

    @peteytv9883

    Жыл бұрын

    Because the bow to they women

  • @franksousa54

    @franksousa54

    10 ай бұрын

    Tbh, I found Patrice and even Dante to be the best at breaking everything down, articulating, and simplifying it. Just with the other man’s, they use what works for them I guess, but the above just simplify woman for the Laymen.

  • @djprofittv9435
    @djprofittv94354 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is so needed in 2019

  • @ALMUDDY

    @ALMUDDY

    4 жыл бұрын

    2020

  • @tonygoldakagoldentony6951

    @tonygoldakagoldentony6951

    3 жыл бұрын

    And 2020 into eternity

  • @peteythedouchebag8874

    @peteythedouchebag8874

    3 жыл бұрын

    Notice how shit start going downhill fast after he passed??? 🤔 Patrice kept the world in check.

  • @thinkinsidetheboxsquarecir3303

    @thinkinsidetheboxsquarecir3303

    3 жыл бұрын

    Petey The Douchebag I been saying that! He would’veHad a whole lot to say from Caitlyn Jenner to all this crap going on with the mask and fake virus... I believe they took him out because he Do you have subscribed to any of this and he had a nice mouthpiece in the platform to reach out with logic and common sense with humor

  • @Hotpotato11

    @Hotpotato11

    3 жыл бұрын

    November 2020, I can confirm we still need him

  • @malachir2418
    @malachir24182 жыл бұрын

    This is my first Patrice O’Neal video that opened my eyes when I was going through it at 22. Love you to death PO 🙏🏽 you helped me so much man. R.I.P ❤️

  • @maplecote
    @maplecote8 жыл бұрын

    A true modern day prophet. The world is smaller w/o Patrice.

  • @raymckenna2485
    @raymckenna24856 жыл бұрын

    He is right playing the nice guy got me nowhere

  • @Wraith3100

    @Wraith3100

    3 жыл бұрын

    Once you are selfish about You,you will be wanted more

  • @jesseseguine9784

    @jesseseguine9784

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta find the hoes that wanna feel special for a couple month's they enjoy puppy dog guys like us as an ego boost in between assholes that treat em like shit

  • @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr

    @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn all this is reminding me of Family Guy American Dad & South park

  • @ozymandias7392

    @ozymandias7392

    2 жыл бұрын

    It gets all of us nowhere

  • @daviedood2503

    @daviedood2503

    2 жыл бұрын

    Got me used for 13 years "playing family" of me helping her raise her step daughter from age 8 to now 21. Randomly just abandoned me took everything and the family car, tossed it in a storage shed, moved in w her brother his wife and new baby and her sister. All packed in there. Moved completly out. Age 41 now she wants ME TIME since she was a mom at age 20 until now. I legit just got used and tossed away for 13 years like it was nothing. Daughter is an adult now can go her own way etc now the moms grew from being a parent etc.

  • @dashonhurts
    @dashonhurts10 жыл бұрын

    I really hate what happened on the Opie and Anthony Show but I would have never heard of them if it wasn't for Patrice. I personally thought O&A were real assholes. Just lil dick having fucks with checks. Patrice was the only one who made sense and was clearly hilarious.

  • @LuvAndNotH8
    @LuvAndNotH89 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh that's my favourite line in scarface. That's so weird I love that line I always say it. "Your womb is so polluted you can't even have a little baby" lmao 😂😂😭😭

  • @j.inkstv
    @j.inkstv4 жыл бұрын

    It's hilarious that the dudes can't fathom how patrice does it. They think relationships like his are impossible because they're too weak minded to put themselves and their interests first. Instead, they settle for whichever women looks decent enough and is willing to spend time with them. They've fully subscribed to seving women before serving themselves first. It has nothing to do about control over women, it has everything to do with having control over your own life and what/who you allow into it.

  • @MicahSedillo
    @MicahSedillo3 жыл бұрын

    I find it funny how they call what Patrice said at the end as manipulation....but isn't that what the woman was doing to? Lmao

  • @redghost289
    @redghost2894 жыл бұрын

    Anthony: "I don't understand it. I don't get it. I don't see how it works." Also Anthony: "You are in bizarro world." So how has your own philosophy on relationships worked out for you, Ant?

  • @carloscjr23

    @carloscjr23

    2 жыл бұрын

    He eventually listened to Patrice and after getting doggied by her ex wife in the divorce he got herself a nice lady

  • @mistervalentino2007
    @mistervalentino20076 жыл бұрын

    Anthony : "that's fear and walking on eggshells" Patrice: "Good, fuck it, if you want to call it that" Anthony calls it walking on eggshells when a woman has to think about it before she says some manipulative bullshit but doesn't see the fact that he himself is walking on eggshells when his girlfriend asks him which contestant does he want to win on a TV show. He , like most men are little more than well trained dogs when it comes to dealing with women.

  • @darryltunstall671

    @darryltunstall671

    3 жыл бұрын

    This derserved more likes

  • @jghifiversveiws8729

    @jghifiversveiws8729

    10 ай бұрын

    That's what these men don't get. They balk at the idea of having to train their women not realizing that every crush, girlfriend, and lover they ever had has trained and molded them into the submissive little lapdogs that they are today. Women - mothers especially, go out of their way to influence men to coddle, enable, and accomidate women's abusive and manipulative behaviors, starting from a young age. If you want to break free, then you have to say to yourself "if anybody is going to have to be in fear and walk on eggshells then I'd rather it be her than me. My wellbeing and my happiness is paramount!" Now hold that shit down player and don't you ever fucking forget.

  • @djjd5067
    @djjd50674 жыл бұрын

    The thing that the guys are missing is that by answering the unanswerable question truthfully you get around the question. They asked it, so now they have to deal with an answer that they don’t like but it stops them from asking it again. Women who ask questions like that are playing a game by doing it and the path to winning the battle and also the war is to play it back, and doing it by simply answering sneaky questions truthfully throws it back in their face. Patrice figured this out down a science, it’s a genuine philosophy on the subject of women, and I think Opie’s gravest sin on the show was thinking he had the right to interrupt Patrice and stop his flow. Man was levels above, Ant and Jimmy could hang there sometimes and added their own hilarious elements but Mr P was the top of the heap.

  • @hotlucky5622

    @hotlucky5622

    2 жыл бұрын

    basically it's ok to hurt their feelings. if only men were men enough.

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip11 жыл бұрын

    If more girls were like this, we'd all be happy.

  • @araojunior3310

    @araojunior3310

    Жыл бұрын

    You should pin your comments

  • @carlos-jfeliciano9370
    @carlos-jfeliciano93703 жыл бұрын

    Man why can we have Father's, uncles, cousin's like this to mentor us. I'm 49 trying to pick this shit up.

  • @fynworld

    @fynworld

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey, at least you found this out. It'll change your life. Some men die not knowing about it.

  • @myeratv4539

    @myeratv4539

    3 жыл бұрын

    preach

  • @myeratv4539

    @myeratv4539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fynworld and preach

  • @chaosdecides
    @chaosdecides10 жыл бұрын

    I miss Opie being put in his place, it kept his ego in check.

  • @chiefcaptn1922

    @chiefcaptn1922

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not bringing his ego to the open is crippling his ability to balance it.

  • @a.j.9727

    @a.j.9727

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just like a woman's!

  • @tomweickmann6414
    @tomweickmann64142 жыл бұрын

    Opie's voice is like sandpaper to my ears.

  • @seanm7539

    @seanm7539

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes he’s needs to shut the whole fuck up

  • @anthonyfowler4466
    @anthonyfowler44662 жыл бұрын

    I like how he said “that’s fear and walking on eggshells” as if him being hesitant to answer her manipulative question isn’t an example of him being fearful and walking on eggshells. 🤨

  • @HowTwo007

    @HowTwo007

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. These guys are classic femenist men. They don't see the hypocrisy in what they are saying. Its a huge problem when he does it to them. But when girl does it to them, its no problem. Patrice might as well have had him self, and 3 girls on that studio, because those are all the same responces girls would have given after listening to patrice

  • @novichader
    @novichader6 жыл бұрын

    My happiness is Paramount!

  • @Mets16x
    @Mets16x4 жыл бұрын

    Men desperately need this in 2020. RIP, king.

  • @myeratv4539

    @myeratv4539

    3 жыл бұрын

    and 2021

  • @kylethompson1379

    @kylethompson1379

    Жыл бұрын

    2023, still need it

  • @TM-dm8zx
    @TM-dm8zx3 жыл бұрын

    It’s called a shit test Opie 😟 damn we need Patrice. I’m grateful for this channel

  • @AlexandriaPierreEtienne
    @AlexandriaPierreEtienne6 жыл бұрын

    What a gem. I’ve been listening to Patrice videos all week. Hooked!

  • @chadsworthgigafuck
    @chadsworthgigafuck2 жыл бұрын

    I usually come up with my own ideas on everything in my life. I take inspiration from other, probably smarter people, but Patrice is the only person I take at word, if not with a little bit of modern moderation. His knowledge on women and their manipulation tactics is that of a professional psychologist. RIP PATRICE.

  • @youngbosslijah

    @youngbosslijah

    2 жыл бұрын

    A wise man once said that all the wisdom aren’t learnt in books but on the streets. All those who got degree in psychology got nothing on Patrice

  • @fynworld
    @fynworld3 жыл бұрын

    Come back to these videos dudes, when some gal gets the best of you, when you're losing your touch, go back to listening to Patrice

  • @TEAMGETHELP
    @TEAMGETHELP4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine caring what Opie thinks in a relationship 😂😂😂 thank you black phillip

  • @Brancovtn65
    @Brancovtn659 жыл бұрын

    Every man needs to watch this video.

  • @Brancovtn65

    @Brancovtn65

    9 жыл бұрын

    Scratch that, they need to watch all these fkin videos.

  • @slappinmignu4786

    @slappinmignu4786

    9 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Covington Scratch that, they need to slap you in das face.

  • @Brancovtn65

    @Brancovtn65

    9 жыл бұрын

    släppinmig nu Lmao trollololol. Besides, I've already gotten "got"!

  • @slappinmignu4786

    @slappinmignu4786

    9 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Covington =)

  • @clermeil

    @clermeil

    9 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Covington I miss this man.

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide11 жыл бұрын

    Us men get what Patrice is saying,because we're on the same level... Opie is rich,and doesn't want to admit to himself that his way of doing things are flawed.. But yet,he gets young sexy 18 year old females.. So he doesn't care,lol. Patrice is the peoples Champ..

  • @seanm7539

    @seanm7539

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Lit-E

    @Lit-E

    2 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't matter the girls he gets cause at the end of the day hes being played like a b in every relationship hes in cause he serves a woman's needs before his own and that chips away at your manhood

  • @sanjeetsingh3854
    @sanjeetsingh38548 жыл бұрын

    Damn Patrice got cut off when he was about to tell how he dealt with his main girls inadequacy issues.

  • @SChome100

    @SChome100

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sanjeet Singh Yeah that shit was annoying as fuck!

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide9 жыл бұрын

    Back again repeating all the Cult videos.. #TheCultLivesOn

  • @Anthony-jc1ii
    @Anthony-jc1ii4 жыл бұрын

    You are greatly missed Big Man! Thank you for this knowledge & laughter.

  • @DooleyDooley.
    @DooleyDooley.4 жыл бұрын

    its not being an asshole u just gotta tellem how it is and at the end of the day they will love u for being honest even if they get mad at that moment leave them in their own thoughts and make them wonder don't ever beg and be emotional

  • @knut761
    @knut76110 жыл бұрын

    These guys (with the exception of Patrice) sounds like a bunch of women constantly interrupting eachother. Fucking painful to listen to, and as pointed out - they should have given Patrice his own relationship show, because he did A LOT of healing and A LOT of good when he spoke about these things. A real man, someone I could relate too.

  • @cartercartercartercar

    @cartercartercartercar

    10 жыл бұрын

    black phillip show

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide

    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide

    9 жыл бұрын

    The Black Phillip Show, is the answer you're seeking..

  • @gordo6908

    @gordo6908

    3 жыл бұрын

    he still gets interrupted there

  • @MC_Hammerpants
    @MC_Hammerpants6 жыл бұрын

    >What's the capital is Iraq? >Afghanistan

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide5 жыл бұрын

    Back again for the umpteenth time, RIP Patrice! The Cult Lives On!

  • @xRagma
    @xRagma9 жыл бұрын

    opie ran that question with no answer bit to the ground, holy shit

  • @TheRXshield

    @TheRXshield

    9 жыл бұрын

    He is prime-time corny. I can't even listen thru this whole video because of him. Damn. Nobody is laughing at him, but he continues to talk anyway. STFU already.

  • @yunggrampa727
    @yunggrampa7273 жыл бұрын

    These dudes don’t get it.. he said Patrice relationship reminds him of a dominant man and subservient women but what does his relationship look? He has to hide his true feelings... so it’s ok for the women to be dominant and the man to be subservient.. blue pill to the max

  • @ZinfinityX
    @ZinfinityX4 жыл бұрын

    "The happiness begins when she goes" then he adds the bit at the end talking about dating doctors and lawyers- perfection. This isn't some jedi mind trick, it's understanding what he means by "viciously attacking" our manhood. If a tree falls in the forest etc, all it is amounts to simple logic. When you spend all your time wondering how to make a woman happy, it's like chasing dragons. Their whole mode is to monitor what makes us tough- show me a woman with developed neck muscles, you can't find them. The same species, but for whatever reason thousands of years of evolution hasn't convinced them that they need to be strong like that- just us guys.

  • @WilsonianGarveyite
    @WilsonianGarveyite10 жыл бұрын

    I wish Patrice guest starred on a Leykis 101 show,

  • @Sirenity01

    @Sirenity01

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wilsonian Garveyite facts

  • @951matthew951
    @951matthew95110 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is a genius...or was. he is missed

  • @RashaudMonroe
    @RashaudMonroe2 жыл бұрын

    They laughing at patrice but they the nice guys who get they bitch took lmaooo

  • @TheRXshield
    @TheRXshield9 жыл бұрын

    Those radio hosts actually ruin these Patrice segments. There are so boring and corny. Well, I mean that Opie fella more specifically. What a cornball.

  • @lehrerayne
    @lehrerayne9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks again for the upload bro! Makes the work day go by sooo much quicker. I sit and laugh all day long.

  • @jcparty7
    @jcparty76 жыл бұрын

    14:48 Best quote.

  • @Nextrous
    @Nextrous8 жыл бұрын

    "Good, fuck it" r.i.p Patrice!

  • @eternallybased
    @eternallybased2 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, I am gaining so much perspective watching these videos man, its insane.

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave2 жыл бұрын

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ 7:51 Patrice's response to the callers question; _let the games begin._ Testosterone will shortly start to take control of the show. 6/15/22 It's time for another Patrice O'Neal (RIP)/Black Phillip binge. Rest easy Big Homie. We're listening. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

  • @SatanIsSextingMe
    @SatanIsSextingMe8 жыл бұрын

    this is refreshing. Patrice, that is

  • @omoowobhd
    @omoowobhd5 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is so right about this, women want to be entertained and men simply want to be pleased. As women, they need to be treated firmly...

  • @deshonmiller5573
    @deshonmiller55736 жыл бұрын

    Some good work! Because he on point & every one else is living a lie! PEACE!

  • @prasun911
    @prasun9113 жыл бұрын

    the title alone made me die laughing. "girlfriend for dummies" type of vibe 😂😂😂

  • @Dionysus187
    @Dionysus18711 жыл бұрын

    23:52 'That's fear and walking on eggshells' Like all that shit these guys were 'afraid of' the past 20 minutes isn't? 'No win' questions, girl threatening to fuck other guys, girl going out and actually fucking other guys. Yeah that's all okay but if the guy does some shit where the woman won't ask manipulative shit THAT'S the fucked up part? This must be some REALLY early OnA+patrice shit here because they were in FULL support later on.

  • @the_KING_andthe_DUCK
    @the_KING_andthe_DUCK7 жыл бұрын

    "Honey squirts"

  • @christiano9743
    @christiano97437 жыл бұрын

    Have some of u guys seen the Movie Witch. Black Phillip! Black Philip! a goat

  • @MrNemay
    @MrNemay2 жыл бұрын

    Opie is so simple minded, I wonder what Patrice honestly thought of him!

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave Жыл бұрын

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ *1/22/23* There's no such thing as an "unanswerable question" in a relationship. They keep saying they don't see how it would work, but the proof it DOES work is sitting right in their damn faces ! As Patrice has said before, _"Look at ME ,and look at my girl !"_ 🤯 They completely get it, but their fear of taking the 'L' stops them from implementing these teachings to their relationships. As dudes, our requests are basic and primitive, Patrice explains it perfectly. 20:39 Some of the realest sh*t you'll ever hear from one of the brightest minds in modern times. Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

  • @jaimeherrera4995
    @jaimeherrera49952 жыл бұрын

    My favorite KZread channel!!

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc7 жыл бұрын

    I can imagine Patrice giving Opie the most dismissive look during Ope's awful "what girl would you pick" horseshit

  • @slickvic84
    @slickvic843 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is so needed in 2020

  • @egofriendly9663
    @egofriendly96633 жыл бұрын

    in 10 years im gunna have hard time believing patrice ever existed

  • @BM-is5ei

    @BM-is5ei

    Жыл бұрын

    Never!

  • @youthfulchristianenergymot1460
    @youthfulchristianenergymot14608 ай бұрын

    I relate to so much that patrice says i was in a relationship that ended recently and he is SOOO right

  • @rikshaw2233
    @rikshaw22334 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂 14:49 "Why don't you treat me like a Queen?" "Yeh I will, the Kings Bitch" 😀😀

  • @BanditoRios
    @BanditoRios10 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is the king

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho232311 жыл бұрын

    Patrice O'Neal = COMEDIC LEGEND

  • @lordalaricstark
    @lordalaricstark Жыл бұрын

    7:33 that was a great line. “Ser Jonathan Schoolbury”

  • @trooperjoe73
    @trooperjoe7311 жыл бұрын

    Words to live by!

  • @23sergione
    @23sergione3 жыл бұрын

    "That's fear and walking on eggshells". And the answer from Patrice should have been "And if not who's afraid and walking on eggshells....you asshole, in your mansion, not even able to have a comeback to a manipulative question from your woman who disrupts a nice evening for no reason, knowing full well it might cause a fight."

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi4 жыл бұрын

    Someone should cut out all the non-Patrice parts so we can just hear Patrice. Only 5 minutes out of this video are valuable (aka Patrice).

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby89674 жыл бұрын

    8:32 Opie, you're insecure. It's always better when you're honest

  • @dubiouslycrisp
    @dubiouslycrisp6 жыл бұрын

    18:57 Good segment about how love should be earned, not taken for granted.

  • @midwest9757
    @midwest97575 жыл бұрын

    Let me share my mind on the matter of women by sharing a truth about my life...I've never had a relationship longer than 3 months, because I will not put in the never ending work of keeping them off my shit.

  • @tomazapat8520
    @tomazapat85205 жыл бұрын

    Be so honest that she will be afraid of the answer and in situation like this she would think twice if she will

  • @daddykleankikz1682
    @daddykleankikz16824 жыл бұрын

    Patrice is the. Truth r.i.p the the legend

  • @twinjones4
    @twinjones4 Жыл бұрын

    Another gift to the world gone too soon. R.I.P. Patrice Oneal.

  • @desktopshorts7411
    @desktopshorts74116 жыл бұрын

    'Where does John Wayne live?' 'Uuuuuuuh... Gun St.?' 'What bitch?!?' I was cackling

  • @sublime8956
    @sublime89564 жыл бұрын

    I went from being completely invincible to the point women wouldn’t even look, to showing up to a place and have the sexiest woman in the room completely in awe of me. What do you do? Where are you from? I was a god that night. Fellas it’s all about how you perceive YOURSELF. As long as it isn’t delusional. As long as your projecting the best YOU. They can’t resist. They need to know how your so confident. If you learn how to create that mentality and more importantly sustain it... the word is your oyster

  • @sublime8956

    @sublime8956

    4 жыл бұрын

    The world is your oyster

  • @WorldWayde1

    @WorldWayde1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Invisible not invincible The words have completely different meanings 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @travisbickle7297
    @travisbickle72977 жыл бұрын

    PROOF.... only the the GREAT die young...RIP killer!!!

  • @iamjuniorduh
    @iamjuniorduh3 жыл бұрын

    I had to adopt some of Patrice's philosophy and get rid of or improve myself. Lost my virginity at 23. I'm a better happier man vs back then, the best part? I never lie to the women I sleep with or am with, it's all honesty. They know what they're getting in to and it's both our faults. After listening to his words I understand myself andNo lie. It's belief.

  • @dumbbo68

    @dumbbo68

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ur getting cheated on

  • @acehilm.

    @acehilm.

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@dumbbo68woah stop projecting dude

  • @KhemistryIBMOR
    @KhemistryIBMOR11 жыл бұрын

    Well said.

  • @PsychokoreUndergroundRap
    @PsychokoreUndergroundRap9 жыл бұрын

    Fuck.. 18:30.. thats what i should have said to my ex gf.. man.. why you had to go patrice.. goddamn black dr. phil.. love and respect

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME202410 жыл бұрын

    patrice was the best.

  • @tylerh2548
    @tylerh25487 жыл бұрын

    oh, why is that? "i flipped a coin in my head" said straight-faced proves effective no matter what intelligence level the audience possesses. They are left either in awe of your abilities or impressed by your ability to leave them with no obvious route to argue, and possibly amused by your wit as well. follow up by easing the tension with ticklings then ask for a beer

  • @SteppinRazor76
    @SteppinRazor762 жыл бұрын

    Not for nothing but Anthony needed this advice more than he thought

  • @ITSNEPHRO
    @ITSNEPHRO3 жыл бұрын

    whats funny is anthony said something akin to "youre making her walk on eggshells" but the question opie's girl asked him MADE OPIE HAVE TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS. it's making her walk on eggshells about making him walk on eggshells.

  • @CaalamusTube
    @CaalamusTube7 жыл бұрын

    Jonathon Skooglemary! :P

  • @daronj4374
    @daronj43747 жыл бұрын

    "Can you spell Iraq please" when did this turn into a spelling bee

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