I started listening to Patrice 2 days ago I've barely slept lol

@futurama1211

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Adzimah you wont and then youll truly start thinking about what he says then you wont sleep even more lol

@khalilsmith9043

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Adzimah This man changed my life

@SugarKingObi

8 жыл бұрын

he's the man

@theblackhundreds7124

7 жыл бұрын

And you won't for at least another month. There is so much content on him and STILL I find more

@theblackhundreds7124

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Badessa lmao

Therapy: $100 an hour Listening to patrice: free

@TheClonemate

Жыл бұрын

Guys advice is 100%

@theruddyone6443

Жыл бұрын

underrated-

Patrice is teaching me about life. Been on a Patrice binge for the past few days.

@thebluelagoon6291

8 жыл бұрын

hahahaha same here. the man is a genius.

@armin38822

8 жыл бұрын

+Piranha Luftwaffe best thing is that you will keep coming back

@zitojones

8 жыл бұрын

+Piranha Luftwaffe ME TOO lol!!!I've been bumping him ever since I discovered him

@shunwan-shi-tong1237

7 жыл бұрын

Piranha Luftwaffe years for me.

@doctorbnasty1859

7 жыл бұрын

Him and Bill Burr been teaching me about life. They modern day Pluto and Aristotle

Patrice is the father figure a lot of guys needed.

@TheWeebinar

4 жыл бұрын

Truth. There's a picture of Patrice in my home and people often ask me who he is if they don't know him already. It always freaks them out when I say he's my father because I'm a white guy lol.

@jas9239

4 жыл бұрын

Meowtstanding One wait..you have a random framed picture of Patrice in your house? It’s not just a picture you printed off the computer is it? Tell me it is

@TheWeebinar

4 жыл бұрын

@@jas9239 Sure do, playa, it's this picture: theysofunny.com/patrice-oneal/ Had an acquaintance scale it, touch it up, and then print it on some photo grade paper then I had it framed in an 8x10 and hung it up in my living room. It's kinda like how christian people hang up a picture of Jesus in their home, his picture helps me stay righteous and vigilant when karate class is in session.

@jas9239

4 жыл бұрын

Meowtstanding One hahaha, that’s hilarious, good analogy

@j-skrogz5857

3 жыл бұрын

The Crimson Cat Nice, soldier. Way to be diligent

I've always noticed how most girls have a different best friend every 2-3 years.

@redpillretail

4 жыл бұрын

😂 true so true .

@slimmike56

3 жыл бұрын

@gJb 1 the number of options could be a factor but I think what he means is how “casually” they jus call someone a “bestie” or whatever

@jacobgarz8970

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve known my best friends for 12 years

@jacobgarz8970

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s true, my sister has a different best friend every year it feels like

@62crazylegs

3 жыл бұрын

FACTS

You know, whenever famous people die, they are always praised as amazing for whatever they do when really they aren't that special but Patrice truly made the show great every time he was on. It's a shame he doesn't get the recognition he deserves

@lelostarks7139

7 жыл бұрын

He does from all us Opie and Anthony fans over those ten years or so. None of us will ever forget what he did for the show. It's to bad for he would have done great with this PC bullshit starting going the other way. ( I hope and think it is at least ? ) Just like Don won for wiping PC with his asshole - Mr. Oneal would have become popular due to the same.

@PreacherJenkins

6 жыл бұрын

Almost every comedian/entertainer that knows him holds him in very high esteem. People like Burr, Louis CK, O & A, Colin Quinn, Norton, Chris Rock, etc.

@beenmajor1019

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Michael he criticized women to much.... if had called em a princess every 13 words they’d be championing for him

@hennythingispossible11

4 жыл бұрын

@@beenmajor1019 nah theyll prolly start treating him like shit the moment he starts buttering up lol

@rosharma7443

4 жыл бұрын

5 years later man their is a cult of men he has brought back from death.

"Don't nice your way out of your own happiness". words to live by

@psychedelicfright85

11 ай бұрын

I wish I'd heard that 6 years ago.

@WaldoBagelTopper

2 ай бұрын

@@psychedelicfright85same here.

man Patrice was soooo fucking wise, people don't even realize how deep what he's talking about is

@jeffreytackett3922

3 жыл бұрын

People don't, but you do? You aren't people?

@alexmur6411

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreytackett3922 you sound high, you know what the fuck he means, stop trying to be different, don’t be a phony. Patrice was a Genius

@starkey8512

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexmur6411 Bro, these narcs who gaslight , are brain dead lol. best way to respond to these gaslighters, is the same way you deal with women. Ignore them hahahaha treat them like a child bc its what they are hahahaha

@trippie9198

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreytackett3922 what kind of a dumb ass comment is this

This is one of Patrice's last podcasts. He said on 50:35 that he's 41, he died when he was 41. RIP legend

@drewinsur7321

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah men he had only 2 more appearances after this one

@silentwitness536

4 жыл бұрын

@@drewinsur7321 Are they all online? How many did he do?

@jakethesnake2758

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck💔

@stevendalloesingh1214

4 жыл бұрын

Why didnt he eat during this podcast, too long for a diabetic to not eat.

@silentwitness536

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Im a diabetic. I eat every 4-6 hours.

Patrice the Prophet. Tiger rode the wave and won The Masters yesterday.

@drywetstudios

5 жыл бұрын

he heard the episode

@a.j.9727

5 жыл бұрын

And he got a new chick.

@makemeajmod

4 жыл бұрын

I could hear Patrices laugh from heaven when this happened

@PicklezTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@a.j.9727 that's a huge help

@sethiddings7293

4 жыл бұрын

Truth often comes true

Patrice's perspective of your spirit/swag is damn superb. It was genius.

@0xalbic

8 жыл бұрын

+Lone Star VII hey bitchhhueh

@brucewayne4164

7 жыл бұрын

Alessandro PB your swag is off admit it

@Boshunz

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I go back to this every now and then when I can't call a girl a bitch correctly.

@_Nosferatu_

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

24:11 "If something happened between you and Op'... I wouldn't fuckin' choose sides! ... That's not dude shit!" Patrice was literally holding this whole crew together. It's no surprise that when he died, their inner non-dude started to bubble to the top.

@CH0MSKYH0NK

2 жыл бұрын

Painfully accurate

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

This is straight facts.

@DjTittySprinklez

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@adamclark7564

2 жыл бұрын

Never thought of it lile that but i think you hit the nail on the head

@blanktrigger8863

2 жыл бұрын

That's a statement that made no sense. A man is gonna go with what's right because he isn't afraid to be rejected. Females are the ones who try to keep relationship ties no matter what.

"I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." -- I LOST IT!

@Jajais4u

2 жыл бұрын

Facts. You gotta remember that no matter what. You are the upgrade for them, not the other way around

There should be something like carfax for women.

@LemonNation

9 жыл бұрын

Bitchfax.

@bigcheech1937

9 жыл бұрын

I endorse this! But alas the dick doesn't care about past history.

@akeebalayne9842

9 жыл бұрын

PORFAS FPS There is, cat-fax. STD test results, if she has a problem accepting responsibility for things she participated in weather past or present, if she has daddy issues like lots of women do right before they get into striping or porn, attitude problems, if she was abused as a kid and never got help. All this shit pops up as soon as you get comfortable.

@chad4452

7 жыл бұрын

amen.

@SystemAdministrator1

6 жыл бұрын

DiRossi - Girlfax

I think Patrice would be happy to know his videos are the only ones on KZread that doesn't have a terrible comment section

@alexandrebravo4472

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit u right 😱

@sportbros1

4 жыл бұрын

this is the type of comment that makes comment sections shitty

@3dChris

2 жыл бұрын

Patrice's videos and Mac Miller's have nearly immaculate comment sections.

@lindboknifeandtool

2 жыл бұрын

Bladee, and zyzz videos are positive members only ⛓😤🥶 yeah and oney plays has a great community. I also believe that demographic for black Philip is 99.99% male.

@aubrey2354

2 жыл бұрын

That's a great observation. Which is interesting cause youd think people would hate for being honest but he was insanely loved which shows if you honest you'd get genuinely love.

Please never delete this channel, this man is my Bible.

@Tech_Traveler

4 жыл бұрын

Better download them. KZread would delete it.

@TheWeebinar

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tech_Traveler True that. Thank Saint Patreeky for Archive.org

@JesusIsKingAndSavior

4 жыл бұрын

Earthy bible for earthy concerns. Absolutely. I wish I'd given Patrice my college tuition instead.

@sharblades1582

3 жыл бұрын

Download them.

@TheAnamnesisable

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharblades1582 share if this gets taken down

23:32 "Compromise means that one of us has to be unhappy ..." . I listened to this podcast episode already and thought that I heard everything the first time . However It's 2019 and i'm still picking up jewels from Patrice O'Neal . I Can't thank this man enough even after his death .

@dreharrison352

4 жыл бұрын

I just started telling women I Don't compromise and always stupidly explain it cause I can't pin point exactly what I want to say and that is perfect way to put it

@suavegawd807

4 жыл бұрын

@@dreharrison352 just reading this man and this really is my whole life.

@blakelip3

2 жыл бұрын

Tried explaining this to my sister smh epic fail

"You cannot force your swagger to come back" god damn if that's not true. Look at Derrick Rose, Isiah Thomas.

@dbb2347

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Salonsky fuck

@andose88

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Salonsky Peter Parker jumping off of the roof in Spider-Man 2 talking about, "I'M BACK, I'M BAAAAACK, I'M BAAAAACCCCK!!!!!".

@mackinshizzaveli4202

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Salonsky They didn’t force it. D Rose rode it out for years with different teams and IT isn’t back.

@GX2re

4 жыл бұрын

D Rose is back, but those injuries won't stop

18:00 I like how Patrice labels the typical O&A caller as a competitive hot dog eater

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

I’m having cramps from the laughter with that line. Nice visualization

@ashchaya7676

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pause it there so I could laugh like a maniac. Fuck that bit got me good!

Mad props to Lionel Joseph who started listening to patrice 6 years ago and still hasn't slept

you stop talking to friends when you breakup because the people mostly werent friends to begin with. you end up talking to them just because they are around and you have to

@PsychokoreUndergroundRap

9 жыл бұрын

the truth is dark and foul

@leemajorsherod1

6 жыл бұрын

They are called associates. People need to know the difference between friends and associates

@livinglifetthefullest7722

5 жыл бұрын

Nah 16 years of friendship been friends since pampers she became a selfish bitch.

@FellowSporter

4 жыл бұрын

There’s always an exception you’re right

@aravindkm2012

2 жыл бұрын

@@PsychokoreUndergroundRap It is like a school classroom. You're pretty much forced to sit together with a bunch of people everyday for a year or two and then you get chummy cause there's no one else around. Sure you make a couple friends but not everyone sticks around.

Patrice is a religion

@Newbornvintage18

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Jackson u win at life

@mikelopia0099

6 жыл бұрын

acps misses you

@forrestross513

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@hampisuniverse5069

5 жыл бұрын

True 😂

@hugoarcada

5 жыл бұрын

Cult 45!

“Don’t nice your way out of your own happiness” R.I.P. King!!!! This brother was speaking for men.

I FUCKING LOVE PATRICE ONEAL I MISS HIM LIKE HE WAS FAMILY

@tholli954

8 жыл бұрын

absolutely

@bricecate

7 жыл бұрын

Sneakers And Reefer one of those guys that people missed when he was alive. fuckin sucks. I try to spread his name around whenever I hear people talk about comedy around me

@fhd_nmx

7 жыл бұрын

Sneakers And Reefer wv

But a woman's best friend is almost never her man. She still tells things to her girly friends that she won't ever tell her man. Just can't trust 'em. Thank you for uploading all of these Patrice clips!

@1cigarchefofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, never. Lol

@flavourruling2162

2 жыл бұрын

My ex used to call me her best friend and would ask if I’m the same. Dated for two years. I’ve got bros I’ve known for fucking 15 years, I’m only 21, they’re my best friends. Not her. But what fucked me up is her god damn puppy dog eyes, which she had on all the time because she’s fragile. She might not know she’s wielding a weapon, but it’s still a weapon none the less. So I got hit the by the weapon, and now I’m “her best friend”. It made me want to vomit every time I said it. You’re my girlfriend, be happy with that. We’re not best friends, a girls best friend is the guy giving all and getting none. Miss me with that shit

@JokersWild70

2 жыл бұрын

@@flavourruling2162 I definitely couldn't really have said that any better. I absolutely agree! We're pretty much never their best friends, and what you said about your bros...that's why you never let them go. They'll most likely be there when things go south with a woman. I'm 50, with a lot of life experience, so I've seen it 100 times, you know? I love my wife and we get along great, but I still don't consider her my best friend. I've got guys still around since elementary school. Those are some of my best friends.

@acey6647

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair we tell our friends some shit they don’t know but that’s because they go crazy over shit that doesn’t really matter.

@michaeltwiz8477

2 жыл бұрын

@@badbeachindustry1615 Do the drug dealer or the one that you have friendly head with really listen or just tell you what you want to hear?

To all the fellow soldiers out there, remember to download as much Patrice as you can 💯 I have all the black Philip episodes downloaded and a good bit of the OnA appearances! Its only a matter of time before they try to destroy a pimps legacy💯💯

Rip king Patrice. Still killin in 2019

And there is no such thing as girl code either, they are completely blinded by their emotions. So even if it's their best friend's brother or ex all that person has to do is give them that butterflies feeling once and it's over no matter who it is or if they're in a relationship.

@arkyandy9612

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the Ho code “fu’k you I’m getting mine”

I've listened to this countless times...lots to learn here, Patrice was truly plugged in. And Opie was right about Tiger...what a fall from grace, and he never recovered to this day. I feel bad for the guy, he wasn't cut from the right cloth for that level of fame, and yet now his ex wife is a multimillionaire buying mansions and dating one rich asshole to the next, enjoying the money she didn't earn while the guy that did is ruined. What a society we have here. Nobody ever talks about the shit men go through.

@fish2399

3 жыл бұрын

This comment aged well.

@Bulkyninja

3 жыл бұрын

@@fish2399 Tiger laughing his redemption arc to the bank lmao. Cant ever keep a brotha down for long

@hurrifanc.3434

3 жыл бұрын

@@fish2399 ha tiger just wrecked and shattered his leg..yeah it did

@finished6267

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment is fucking stupid. Delete it.

@finished6267

2 жыл бұрын

@@hurrifanc.3434 yet here he is still out there doing it. And you......? 😂😂😂

My ex was like this also.. its all about self esteem issues.. she just wants to put you down for it to feel stronger..

@finished6267

Жыл бұрын

She wants to be better than you. Because you ARE the shit.

11:04 "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend." God, did I need to hear that today. Not relationship-related, either - you know when the world is taking advantage of you. Thanks, Treeky. RIP

Patrice touches on stoic thought without knowing, amazing to listen to this man RIP.

@sportbros1

4 жыл бұрын

ya he has such a natural philosophy that matches with traditional philosophies. I think he matches up with lots of Chinese philosophy too

@lycheesack

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

Lmao bro Patrice is so fucking right about swag… I lost mine a couple years ago and got it back relatively recently… when that shits gone you can’t force it. Like a fart, if you try n push it out you’re only gonna shit your pants lol

@illuminati7767

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Banban_tv

Жыл бұрын

Love the analogy 👌

@finished6267

Жыл бұрын

You never lose your swag. You let it rest.

Patrice speaks truth but he’s one of the few that can carry his anger in a charming and charismatic way. It’s definitely a step in the right direction

If only I discovered Patrice 10 years ago, I wouldn't have had a tenth of the trouble

@theruddyone6443

Жыл бұрын

10 years... that number rings true here too.

A woman's friends are the equivalent of her personality, fake. Makes you cringe to see women pretending to like each other.

@dashonhurts

10 жыл бұрын

yea like fake it and just not talk to them. I'm cordial with people I don't like but I don't make a point to pretend. That's more energy used that I could keep for myself.

@CultOfBlackPhillip

10 жыл бұрын

Most women use their friends until they realize their friends are also using them back, they become offended and are too proud to admit it's a mutual problem. They leave on bad terms never to be cordial again. That's why every bitch I ever met has a bestfriend they only known for 9 months and I got about 20 dudes i've met over the years who i'll be down with for life. Guys have a level of loyalty and dedication to people close to them the average women knows nothing about simply because they rely on the fact that their pussy can always guarantee at least one motherfucker cares about them in the end.

@phanatic215

9 жыл бұрын

CultOfBlackPhillip it's because dudes know how to let shit go, and apologize when shit goes bad. Women are miserable because they'll keep hate for someone going forever, then when they are sad and alone, they still won't accept that forgive and forget could have kept a friend around.

@phanatic215

9 жыл бұрын

***** Women and their friends are like people that cheat in Monopoly. When one person is cheating and stealing from the bank, it's all good...but as soon as they find out other people are cheating too, it is now an issue.

@richcastle

9 жыл бұрын

phanatic215 great analogy, ima use it lol

he was a part of the old days.... yep. that's it..... damn Patrice had INSIGHT like no other. forget the comedy, LISTEN to him. hes a modern day urban guru

This man is seriously a god damn national treasure. I wish I would of found him when I was younger because he is so right about women

@theruddyone6443

Жыл бұрын

who you tellin man

Patrice would have been 50 this year. RIP

@jghifiversveiws8729

3 жыл бұрын

51 this year. Rest in Paradise, Patrice.

every since i started listening, i cant stop...Patrice is that dude

How did this guy figure it all out? He's savage.

@roddydykes7053

5 жыл бұрын

visceral fate he’s lived it. I can’t even imagine how many lifetimes I’d have to live to have his depth of wisdom on-hand

@chrismanning2433

4 жыл бұрын

I think some of his knowledge came from So Sauve forums and early PUA stuff.

@JesusIsKingAndSavior

4 жыл бұрын

He was true in his reactions to himself and the reality of the world. And he didn't turn into a hater.

@totallybored5526

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing the obvious. That’s how he figured it out

@j-skrogz5857

3 жыл бұрын

Through trials and tribulations. Patrice had trouble getting females for a long time and in that time he was observing. He said it himself. In that time he created the “O’Neal Standard.” He quickly rose from the ranks of being a soldier to being a general or “king.” But because he has past know(R.I.P) and the impact the “O’Neal Standard,” had, he is referred to as a Prophet. Soldier on

Coming off cancer treatment, I had a great outlook on life. Patrice made it amazing.

@finished6267

Жыл бұрын

I hope you're kicking life in the ass brother.

Patrice: how was it? Opie: what, the Mexican food? Patrice: Nooooooo how did the box taste Lmao love you Patrice, God bless ya wherever you are man

"She didn't have the ability to see you be a better human being" Thank you, Patrice. Unfortunately, I did not meet you earlier. But glad to have found you in time of peril.. I can here you laughing at me. But it's alright bitch, I'd have your back in your peril, and then I'd laugh too.

Patrice didn't talk much verbally in this episode... but he spoke volumes in metaphorical life lessons

50:37 when Patrice says hes 41 and you know that this is one of the last recorded conversations these 3 men had...

Once again, Patrice was right. Tiger came back and dominated.

Tiger just won the masters!

@user-ux2ho6ps7j

4 жыл бұрын

I see you got a white baby on a key chain.. smart move ✌🏾

She took ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE JOINT ACCOUNT?!!! Oh god!!!!

@santanah.6897

5 жыл бұрын

Wow smfh

@karamlevi

4 жыл бұрын

Only put in the money your okay with losing

@geostorm7426

4 жыл бұрын

“Hundreds of thousands every few months...I’m not kidding ,for nine years...” 59:09

@robertwalker799

4 жыл бұрын

@aidan mclaughlin She's setting you up so she can raid the piggy bank. If you do it, prepare to have your money vanish. Don't do it. Just say no. If she doesn't like it, show her where the door is and let her know she's free to leave. You'll be doing yourself a hugh favor.

@LeMan8o4

3 жыл бұрын

My parents have always had joint and separate accounts! Married 45yrs the joint is for the home.

women don't have friends i just realized that this year

@SaiMugga

4 жыл бұрын

I swear my girl cant stand her "best friend"

@finished6267

Жыл бұрын

My wife has a friend. But she doesn't realize the chick is really just trying to prove that her "man" is better... I'm gonna let her believe it for another year or two. MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😤

Жыл бұрын

@@finished6267 What do you mean?

Tiger got his swag back..patrice was right

Patrice didn't live to see it, but he was right. 7 years after he died, Tiger won another title.

@CHAZMOTO

3 жыл бұрын

Tiger been listening lxl 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣❗🏌🏼‍♂️

@r011ing_thunder6

2 жыл бұрын

That’s 7 whole years does that really count? I could say a space rock is gonna hit earth and eventually that will come true. A tornado will happen in Texas. Eventually it’ll be true.

@tl6752

2 жыл бұрын

@@r011ing_thunder6 the counter-argument was that the swag was gone and he won’t win again...yet he did

@Jajais4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@tl6752 he got the swag back man

@Firenmage433

2 жыл бұрын

@@r011ing_thunder6 lol how old are you if you really believe 7 years is a long time

I used to listen to these when I was in highschool now I'm an adult and its a whole new experience rip tha God tha legend Mr.p

Patrice speaks what ive always known, but never articulated. You gotta be in your own zone...comfortable in your own skin...its all mental

"Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend"

Only Patrice believed in Tiger...Tiger got his swag back! dude saw it...Patrice is the Truth!

You boys saved my life with this channel.

@rally_chronicles

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear friend.

Patrice was like the main character of a movie irl, everyone wants to be noble in there career and he was at the expense of his fame, and he always had a different take on any subject. Such a one of a kind person

It's cool to hear these guys talk about their lives. It's cool to hear Patrice interested in their story.

“Don’t nice your way out of happiness, my friend.” - Patrice O’Neal

If you need a reminder of how life works, just listen to Patrice 🙏🏾🙏🏾 he’s now one of my meditation formats lol

55:32 I almost died .. knowing how much opie wanted the convo to turn to him. and doogie houser was smart

My best times are late spring and summer! You gotta know when its just not your time. We have all waves of awesomeness and just mediocrity.

Patrice is a philosopher as much as he is a comedian. Genius.

lol! "i gotta get through black mesa"!!!!! lmao

@Khan.WrathOf

7 жыл бұрын

Feel this deeply as well

Man, I'm sorry to hear this guy died early, but damn, keep this rolling.

Patrice O’Neal truly is an oracle. Love how uploads like this ensure he will live forever.

I miss you dad😰😰😭

22:46 it's nice that Opie acknowledges he doesn't have real friends

Patrice and these shows with him are rewiring my fucking brain, this is bloody amazing. We give them so much power to cause us depression and their ability we give them that makes our lives shit.

@hennythingispossible11

4 жыл бұрын

it always our stupid fault.

@blanktrigger8863

2 жыл бұрын

If folks understood what the bible's rejection of paganism means, they would have gotten this long time ago. The pagan deification of the dead is for dead spirits to exchange their death for our life by deceiving human beings into remembering them - which is the action of giving them attention and attending to them. The reason why females always flock to pagan theologies is precisely because females do that to males. Hence, males pick down when looking for wives etc and females virtually never do.

@jayt5346

8 ай бұрын

Well remember our societies and mothers pile drives us with the simp shit since birth: Disney Movies started it all

"She hit her head hits the screen door and now she's half in and half out front door"🤣

To have this awareness I have now at 13 would have made me an animal

@ssgdean1969

Ай бұрын

This awareness at that age would either make us animals or psychotic! I would risk it, though.

I love how youtube likes to unsubscribe you from good channels with honesty & truth (because truth is bad for business) but I keep coming back to these videos manually for my apple a day lol

@lindboknifeandtool

2 жыл бұрын

“We maximize watch time, and time spent on KZread” proceeds to recommend me shit I don’t want to watch ever and always click off of.

i didn't like my ex talking to a friend from a group of our friends that I introduced her to now they have a little girl

@brandobee2264

4 жыл бұрын

You mad that he didn't give you a daughter huh 😂

@KillShot-ln6mn

4 жыл бұрын

Dang that's fucked up

@GX2re

4 жыл бұрын

Live and learn

@hiramrosenkreuz9835

4 жыл бұрын

Duh.

@jasonwilliams9307

4 жыл бұрын

@David Shaw exactly the ego is very dangerous. You get it.

2022 still relevant today

how ironic, fast forward to 2017 turns out the two of em aren't real friends either

@k_god7207

5 жыл бұрын

Thats what happens when you combine friends and career.

24:12 "If something ever happened with you and Ope.." I'm glad that happened AFTER Patrice passed. Rest In Power big man.

The Brilliance, of Patrice & his wisdoms, is an expanse I swim through to enjoy a better horizon in my life

Ive been on patrice binge for the last 4 years. Weston has a whole playlist

legends never die

I'm a man and if someone does me wrong and you still go hang with them that tells me something about you. But on the level that Patrice saying is right.

@illuminati7767

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Thats what i say too.

"This wasn't a typical divorce. She wanted Ant's heart." Sounds pretty typical to me.

RIP Patrice. Always entertaining and thought provoking.

If patrice was still alive he would have defended anthony

@spiritofalaska

9 жыл бұрын

killahfam69 you´re right, they were friends and I loved the respect they had for each other. patrice and ant had each others backs in many debates in the show

@TheAGCteam

9 жыл бұрын

killahfam69 Shouldn't have eaten himself to death.

@Killahfam69

9 жыл бұрын

***** yeah he said that but still would have defended him

@MattttG3

9 жыл бұрын

***** If he defended Don Imus for calling the Rutgers girls "nappy headed hoes" (which he did) then he surely would have defended Anthony. You forget that Patrice's whole stance was he supported racism. He actually praised himself and his constituents for admitting being racist. Especially on the ground of it being for a joke. Ant is always the joker and opie is the bitchy hack pilot

@donniesack694

9 жыл бұрын

***** I totally agree with you!! He wouldn't be mad he would have just clowned the fuck outta him. *Patrice voice* YOU SNITCHED ON YA SELF!!! like *sissshhh* here's the thing I'm not surprised this happened. Ant is a fuckin racist...I love him tho even tho he's a racist. Like Clint Eastwood...I know he don't like niggas but I still like him..but I hate him..but I like him, right. hahaha Patrice always said he was racist in the past anyhow.

Don’t ever nice your way out of your own happiness… greatest dude advice ever

2021. And I'm back . And will be from time to time .

All of Patrice’s conversations are legendary

God I miss Ant already

Wow! That was a helluva story!

Lease, yours. Mortgage, yours. Cars, yours. Prenup. If it's yours, it's yours. You busted your ass for it. It belongs to no one else.

do woman have any hobbies or anything they really like to do besides complaining about what a guy is wanting to do or not wanting to do for them

@khalilsmith9043

8 жыл бұрын

+assclown Women like taking pictures of themselves doing things. It's like they don't do activities for themselves; they go out to take pictures and prove to others that they have a life.

@alexanderjackson9175

6 жыл бұрын

Mikhanator yupp it is

@nadjiguemarful

6 жыл бұрын

yeah maybe u just date lame bitches because u have ur own issues

@marim5530

5 жыл бұрын

n guemar lmao

@livinglifetthefullest7722

5 жыл бұрын

n guemar exactly I don’t have friends who do that lol

They were hella wrong about tiger woods, cept for patrice

I've been listening to Patrice for about a year now. I think I've listened to 99% of his recordings and I'm starting get sadder as the idea of him being gone sets in

Been listening to a lot of Patrice since lockdown. Love him on Oppie and Anthony. Nice change from my regular listens of Bill Burr's podcast. I can hear a lot how Patrice influenced some of Bill 's outlooks.

@soundmindbodydivine

2 жыл бұрын

I'll give you one deeper - those comedians all admit that Patrice forced them to be original and build their own style...

"Hundreds of thousands every few months ... for nine years" fffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

7:41 that “My lovely whore” line never gets old 😂😂😂😂

During my sister’s divorce with her ex, our moms still talked until my sister got angry that our Mom gave his Mom certain info, so they stopped talking then. Then when me and my gf broke up, she insisted she’d stop talking to my sisters, but I was like “what? Why? I don’t care”, and they made the biggest deal out of it that I’ll never understand.

I love hearing Ants old stories! Just a regular dude then bam, one of the biggest radio hosts ever

23:55 is pure truth. Lol at PON seeing the O&A fight coming too.

I come back and listen to these once a year.