I forgot the bacon!! This burger may as well be an acai bowl

@carlocb

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@yoursfalsely

3 жыл бұрын

misleading, burger ruined, and inedible remake the episode

@kierrakim4761

3 жыл бұрын

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

@user-jo7kp7hu1x

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he looks like badger from the walking dead a new frontier lol

@Hellboy700

3 жыл бұрын

You are going to have to re-shoot the whole video. OR, do a Parks and Rec mega special. So many recipes could be done all at once. You did it for the LOTR.

you’re just missing the child size soda that’s “roughly the size of a liquified toddler”

@boggybeard

3 жыл бұрын

Nutritional

@BreadMine

3 жыл бұрын

It’s too much... the world isn’t ready

@ba-ek8er

3 жыл бұрын

I read this with his voice omg

@endergasimz2099

3 жыл бұрын

You’d need to liquify a toddler before making a rough estimate

@netherdominater9960

3 жыл бұрын

EnderGasim Z As fun as that would be, you can actually get the liquid volume of a toddler by simply placing them in a measuring container with water inside and seeing how much the water displaces But who has one of those measuring containers? Just liquefy a toddler in your blender, everyone has a blender!

He started with Chris Traeger’s turkey burger, and now he’s come full circle.

@Trey-Jae

3 жыл бұрын

And he ends with another chris creation

@andrewclark1645

3 жыл бұрын

More like full onion ring

@sameenshaw9670

3 жыл бұрын

lol wouldnt it be funny if he disappeared after this trilogy

@Allahslayer

3 жыл бұрын

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

@Canihavesubb

3 жыл бұрын

Hey sweethearts.💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

"This thing clocks in at around 2400 calories" That thing is not dinner for breakfast that is dinner *and* breakfast

@shane9245

3 жыл бұрын

...and a medium sized lunch

@Costenyo

3 жыл бұрын

@@shane9245 eh more like just a midnight snack

@dragondog9597

3 жыл бұрын

@@Costenyo you sir, must be thiccc

@saab35draken39

3 жыл бұрын

@@Costenyo americano as fucc bro

@prcervi

3 жыл бұрын

or just breakfast if you happen to live within the polar vortex's normal reach(the cold steals so much energy...)

You know the burger is really good when he doesn’t make his own variant

@basteala525

3 жыл бұрын

I think the Babish variant would be similar to the Bubble Bass order--something similar but more reasonably sized.

@sirlambchops.

3 жыл бұрын

It tastes so amazing no one cares what's in it

@Shamshiro

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirlambchops. - But, how many calories are in there?

@Smelly556

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shamshiro shut up

@ashtonisvibing4763

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shamshiro who cares! put it in your body, or you're a nerd-

You completely forgot the bacon. This Paunch Burger is basically a health food now.

@jukiikganasalid5055

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this guy's the real babble bass from SpongeBob

@andymofoincross

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty glaring omission in my opinion. Ron Swanson would be disappointed.

@theonce-ler1734

3 жыл бұрын

@@OldFort whats pawnee

@mrboxing3517

3 жыл бұрын

Gusion Paxley he actually did that challenge lol

@katla_phc

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, this is the diet dinner for breakfast burger combo

"First episode of a Parks and Rec trilogy" You spoil us you bearded angel

@katla_phc

3 жыл бұрын

seriously, best news in awhile

@johnsimon8457

3 жыл бұрын

A bearded angel tiny-whisking his way into our hearts.

@honeybee908

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnsimon8457 that was poetic ❤

@PadreWoodrow

3 жыл бұрын

I just hope he takes on The Meat Tornado. It literally killed a guy last year.

@ronnsnow2859

3 жыл бұрын

@@PadreWoodrow You had me at meat tornado.

I cried with laughter when Ann took Ron in for his physical and she demanded that Ron do a re-test because her notes said Ron was in the pinnacle of health despite his standard diet subsisting entirely of mass amounts of fatty animal protein and copious amounts of dark flavored alcohol. >This doesn't make any sense your report says your Cholesterol is perfect >What is Cholesterol?

@GentlemanMudkip

3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason Ron is a man's man.

@alexwilliams2830

3 жыл бұрын

If it works it works

@shaanalam3872

3 жыл бұрын

“Balsa wood, you could at least use mahogany.”

@thomasnolastname8734

3 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson: The epitome of America

@nowdefunctchannel6874

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasnolastname8734 Ron was a truly based man

How many calories? SHUT UP! *America in a nutshell*

@doc6188

3 жыл бұрын

Haha funny so, true bro totally what america is like

@batedflounder47sox66

3 жыл бұрын

It's so agressive

@thecianinator

3 жыл бұрын

Food addiction makes American poverty tolerable, which is why it's a billion dollar business.

@yasminemobley7858

3 жыл бұрын

I chuckled at this.

@hongseng3670

3 жыл бұрын

they scared of msg tho

Disclaimer: This food is not a cure to nerdism, merely a preventative.

@hypervids3621

3 жыл бұрын

Note:Pipes are another alternative to prevent nerdism

@overstable5333

3 жыл бұрын

Username checks out

@sriramkumar6356

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it I'm too late

@owenhs3268

3 жыл бұрын

dangit, i wanted to be in the cool kids club by this week!

@AstralightSky

3 жыл бұрын

The guy who knows things so basically a vaccine for nerdism in food form

“What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!” Sounds like White Castle

@504error4

3 жыл бұрын

It’s awesome !

@nijah_r

3 жыл бұрын

Wha- wha-wha-wha ...

@ThePIMPaboveallpimps

3 жыл бұрын

Put it in your body or you’re a nerd!

@michabiaacki145

3 жыл бұрын

@GammaNguyener is this a Jojo reference?

@paulovinasrocha6166

3 жыл бұрын

@GammaNguyener way to forced

Babish: "Optional shake of paprika" Hungarians: "Paprika was never an option"

@itisthreeprettykitties

3 жыл бұрын

My family is Hungarian and I can confirm. That statement is absolutely true. If you don’t want any paprika, disowned. Evicted. Got outta here! Haha

@sithlordbinks

3 жыл бұрын

@@itisthreeprettykitties Also hungarian and I agree. If you do not like paprika you are disowned lololol

@ivanmk8287

3 жыл бұрын

That's one *HEFTY LAD*

@edim108

2 жыл бұрын

For Hungarians paprika is not an option. It's a question and the answer is yes.

@heftylad

2 жыл бұрын

@@edim108 much better phrased than my original comment lol

J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: makes iced water Babish: “This is a recipe based off the culinary genius, J. Kenji-Lopez Alt!”

I was one million percent fooled by the “save the onion water”.

@PaulPiraat

3 жыл бұрын

He could've used that onion water at 4:41 to steam the cheese. I'm very disappointed

@daniellemhall1358

3 жыл бұрын

I too was fooled.

@daddytachanka8076

3 жыл бұрын

PaulPiraat that’s what I was thinking afterwards

@acupofwater8020

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@luck7302

3 жыл бұрын

when

That looks like such a quick easy way to make cheese sauce. I've always spent ages slowly adding and mixing cheese to equal parts milk butter and flour on the stovetop

@MapsAndCaps

Жыл бұрын

Kenji Lopez Alt has so many great recipes! He's one of my favorites.

this would be FIRE af when you're high. basically covers all the cravings. at once. in one meal. i love this.

@rachelcookie321

3 жыл бұрын

Or pregnant

@ottohartmann7444

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 or both

@smashi4088

3 жыл бұрын

@@ottohartmann7444 true

@art3mister

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 great idea to feed this to an unborn baby

@drakethedrake712

2 жыл бұрын

@@art3mister great idea being high and being pregnant

I didn’t put it in my body, now I’m a nerd! Don’t make the same mistake as me, guys!

@WeShouldCookThat

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@RequiemPoete

3 жыл бұрын

But at least you're a nerd with an unexploded heart.

@reenot3174

3 жыл бұрын

Alright man 👍

@icecreamsandwich7522

3 жыл бұрын

RequiemPoete is it really worth it?

@missnightmare2965

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to like your coment but has 69 likes, soooooo...

This burger lives up to Paunch Burger’s motto: “Start drooling, fatties!”

@b.m.r221

3 жыл бұрын

I see what u did here. Lmfao i cant believe they said that on the commercial but it literally makes fun of one of the nastiest states in the country. I live near to it and .... my god i cross the line and there's literally nothing but kfc buffets and my 600lb life crews all over i mean WHEN YOUR DR IS A BIG DUDE...thats a problem i expect my dr to look roughly the same or smaller than i am. Literally every skinny or average person i come across was from ohio and mich like me or ky.....

@KrisRN23935

3 жыл бұрын

Bryson Rose Wasn’t Ann Perkins also from Michigan?

@Bon-bn5lc

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bluishwolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.m.r221 I don't know why people think doctors don't do unhealthy things like smoke or overeat. Just because you know you aren't supposed to do something doesn't mean you have the willpower not to.

@alissa2791

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.m.r221 What state is that so I can't avoid it (I'm Canadian, thats why I'm asking)

Me getting ready to learn the magic of onion water: 👁👄👁

"But whatever you do, do not throw away your onion water"... shit had me dead

J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: *Does anything* Babish: Write that down! Write that down!

@baconkoalas7956

3 жыл бұрын

Take a shot whenever Babish says anything about him

@TheLegendHimself2000

3 жыл бұрын

J kenji-lopez alt created the universe

@stryker0ae

3 жыл бұрын

@@rithrius5384 he has a book called the food lab. And he's on KZread. Hes a great chef. Check him out.

@phelpsbutnotmichal9360

3 жыл бұрын

@@baconkoalas7956 MMMMMMMY thiS is A FUn GaMe

@Spiturgame

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish I could say "how many calories? Shut up" more often...

@fatyoshi4853

3 жыл бұрын

MistaOmega become t h i c c

@sakiyoshida9936

3 жыл бұрын

MistaOmega more like MISTAOMEGA THICCCCC

@mechaella4771

3 жыл бұрын

bababoi more of T H I C C CC C C C C C

@BlindedMan

3 жыл бұрын

Looks unhealthy? *WHO CARES ITS DELICIOUS*

@ll-hotboyjr-ll9400

3 жыл бұрын

I’m mean just do it

Ok now make the Chemical Burger Master Miller’s masterpiece

@buttsbutts7858

3 жыл бұрын

Babish really should make Kaz's Burgers.

@portland4660

3 жыл бұрын

Wait this isn't chemical burgers? I thought it was Kaz speaking.

@IDHLEB

3 жыл бұрын

@@portland4660 it was his voice actor, Robin Atkin Downes

As a burger enthusiast I watched this entire episode with my mouth wide open and a puddle of drool at my feet.

@baker90338

Жыл бұрын

Sure…drool…

@EstebanGilChillington

Жыл бұрын

@@baker90338 🤨

@darthjekyll3648

Жыл бұрын

@@EstebanGilChillington i think they mean coom

“This is going to clock in about 2400 calories” Matt Stonie: “Pathetic”

@dkupke

3 жыл бұрын

GenArtGames the crossover we never knew we needed

@solarcowgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ryan i think if that crossover happened, we’d kill babish 😭

@Fishua221

3 жыл бұрын

Is that the South Park guy?

@rawknrole67

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah honestly expected more calories from all the cheese and carbs. Not that it isn't a lot, but it's only the daily caloric intake for your average man. Surprising for a pile of meat cheese and carbs.

@dkupke

3 жыл бұрын

Fish professional eating champion and youtube phenom. Yes you read that right.

“What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!” Golden Corral's new slogan

@kingnothing3120

3 жыл бұрын

Bogumił Grabowski AAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIICCCCAAAAA

@tylerlackey1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@papiezpolak8166 hilarious and original 🗿

@orbitalsteak841man5

3 жыл бұрын

Tyler Lackey 🗿

@tylerlackey1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@orbitalsteak841man5 🗿👍

@orbitalsteak841man5

3 жыл бұрын

Tyler Lackey 🗿👌

WHY ARE THE THUMBNAILS DISAPPEARING

You’ve made Kevin’s chili and Michael’s pretzel. Would you explore Jan’s osso bucco? Angela’s magic cookie bars? Or Jim’s ham and cheese sandwich? I’m curious to see your twist on these :)

@kencarson666

3 жыл бұрын

man you’re not gonna believe this

@calamaribowl8683

Жыл бұрын

Buddy I got news

Sad to see that nobody else is saving their onion water for cereal, should they run out of milk.

@meeks182

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this horrible image I will now go throw up

@subparcrow

3 жыл бұрын

Onion water?

@PSN_OGRE

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a cursed comment?

@teethfray

3 жыл бұрын

i, too, use onion water on the horrific occasion that milk runs dry in the household.

@hissingfaunaa

3 жыл бұрын

no thank you

"The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful." -Ron Swanson

@pweaseadoptme5312

3 жыл бұрын

you can do that in literally every country unless you are born in absolute poverty

@SynchronizorVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@pweaseadoptme5312 Less judgement about it in the U.S. than some other countries, though.

@Lesquidliestone

3 жыл бұрын

A true libertarian after my own heart

@iceswallowgum8540

3 жыл бұрын

@@SynchronizorVideos how do you know that?

@honieethesolarpunk4895

3 жыл бұрын

💛

Ad : "put it in your body or you're a nerd" Me : *ultimeatum flashbacks*

@hans9719

3 жыл бұрын

That's weird, this has no comments, and you comment on a lot of videos. Your comments count can rival that of Justin Y. And OwO.

Look, Robert Atkin Downes is an amazing voice actor. I hear his voice, immediate thumbs up.

@lourdeswhitener9713

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THAT GUY! He makes the best crazy German mad doctor in any video game

@PirateCat822

2 жыл бұрын

@@lourdeswhitener9713 or a one arm,one leg,half Japanese General

@ImThEmAsTeRGaMeR100

2 жыл бұрын

Or an otaku assassin

@minorcomet282

2 жыл бұрын

@@PirateCat822 Wait a second... Remember that time Kaz talked about making a burger joint?

@TheAnomaly00

Жыл бұрын

@@minorcomet282 Exactly

thrive: hey, we're an online healthy food market, we'd like to sponsor you! babish: nice! thrive: what are you going to make? babish: :) :) :) :) :)

@FireStormOOO_

3 жыл бұрын

It's like complementary colors, but for food

@spacesponge8732

3 жыл бұрын

Ah ah ah, complementory flavors!

@cthulhugodofdestruction2913

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean. :) ))))))

@zebius4157

3 жыл бұрын

more like :))))) if you get what I mean

Ron: Add ketchup if you want; I couldn’t care less.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

Ron really did prove that his is the best way to make a burger.

I was today years old when i found out babish puts the recipe in the description

Babish:"I don't think I can add this to The Clean Plate Club." Me: "I could"

@uncreative5766

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm really proud of you." - Ron Swanson

@SubL3v3ls

3 жыл бұрын

cool

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

3 жыл бұрын

second that, fully onboard to tackle this beast. Maybe not all in one sitting, but in general.

Onion Water: *Am I a joke to you?*

@melvinmerkelhopper5752

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's Jon Sudano!

@smileysatanson3404

3 жыл бұрын

yes, yes you are

@hibiki28

3 жыл бұрын

Our lord has spoken

@Ellie-gp9dg

3 жыл бұрын

Hi dude. Love your songs.

@memecollector1238

3 жыл бұрын

I’m the 666th like

You should have washed that down with a child sized drink!

@gabemontanez2247

3 жыл бұрын

that's a big ass drink

@farrela3620

3 жыл бұрын

Literally child-sized cup

@timbuktu8069

3 жыл бұрын

@@farrela3620 if a child were liquified

@CRZ_PL

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Buktu That sounds incredible

@michaelfixedsys7463

3 жыл бұрын

it has the volume of a child

“consistency of paint” ... WHAT KIND OF PAINT

@hissingfaunaa

3 жыл бұрын

I think maybe red paint

@ItsAlwaysOct

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly paint with the consistency of onion ring batter, duh

@ooupngannamstyle6918

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsAlwaysOct lol

@TheJhouston

3 жыл бұрын

The wet kind, I would imagine.

@shaanalam3872

3 жыл бұрын

Behr

5:23 my heart literally started to hurt looking at that thing

Paunch burger: What's in it? Who cares! Babish: Removes onions inner membrana

@user-rw2hi8es8d

3 жыл бұрын

"How many calories? SHUT UP" Babish: **still cares about the calories**

@kingdomofnerdz1497

3 жыл бұрын

"Put it in your body, or you're a nerd!!" He didn't eat it all. Does that mean he's only part nerd?

@fablesguykol3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingdomofnerdz1497 given his occupation that fits.

@benbauer9037

3 жыл бұрын

wow really funny😐

@BioYuGi

3 жыл бұрын

In all seriousness I made onion rings a few weeks ago and remove that membrane and it made a significant difference compared to past times where I had made onion rings

Imagine being sponserd by a healthy living product while making solid diabetes

@seyedaminkazemeini9797

3 жыл бұрын

It's just making more costumer

@andrealouise4655

3 жыл бұрын

You mean hypertension?

@dantheman7612

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrealouise4655 obesety is acually more closely corelated with diabetes type 2 than any other factor, sugar intake included. In fact if you have a BMI over 40 there is an almost 100% risk of type 2 diabetes. :)

@andrealouise4655

3 жыл бұрын

@@dantheman7612 yes but the food Babish made for this episode is richer in cholesterol than sugar or starch. Who said anything about obesity anyway? There are other factors that contribute to poor health. Edit to include that the BMI is not a reliable measure of obesity.

@dantheman7612

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrealouise4655 yes and thus increase the risk for diabetes type 2! Well it is and it isnt, the classification for different degrees of obesity is measured with bmi, and yes, there are people with a high bmi that have accumulated alot of fat free mass but these are not the norm. Generally speaking, bmi is a good way to measure obesity, but lets just agree to disagree :)

Boss, you’ve contracted diabetes, the mission’s a failure.

@FizzyArtCola

3 жыл бұрын

Kaz, I'm immuned to diabetes.

@lanceocana9059

3 жыл бұрын

Kaz, I'm already a diabetic

@Callsign_Bear

2 жыл бұрын

Kaz, it's pronounced Diabeetus.

@sarroumarbeu6810

2 жыл бұрын

It's "developed" diabetes.... "Contracting" implies an infectious agent

"Put it in your body" Yep, I'm sold by the advertising

@fatyoshi4853

3 жыл бұрын

Shane Andre Mel Imbo cocaine and heroine: allow us to introduce ourselves

@jamesenglish3031

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that if you don't, you're a nerd

@user-hi3lv1bu7l

3 жыл бұрын

dildos be like:

@Canihavesubb

3 жыл бұрын

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@mauz791

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't specify which orifice doe 😳

Could you do the Coraline meal when she’s at the other mother’s house 🖤

@SuperFlippywippy

3 жыл бұрын

Roast chicken, mash tatoes, corn, mango milkshake and the cake 🤤🤤

@ingridw9675

3 жыл бұрын

Are ya winning dad?

@brittdaniee

3 жыл бұрын

Mango milkshake!

@ayaa.1351

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss!

@Lucyence

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!

This definitely could be a legit burger combo if it had more reasonable proportions and didn't have 3 giant patties.

@game84cube

10 ай бұрын

Pawnee doesn't do reasonable

@SarafinaSummers

8 ай бұрын

Ammature! /j

@caster25000

2 ай бұрын

"Reasonable proportions" and Pawnee don't go together. Wouldn't be surprised if every restaurant chef there heard "go big or go home" and took it as a personal challenge.

Fun fact: the voiceover guy also plays Kaz in metal gear solid V

@MrBBnumber9

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm, yes the chemical burger.

After my paunch burger I'll take a nice refreshing sip from the local Pawnee water fountains!

@JETZcorp

3 жыл бұрын

I hear the fountain at Ramset Park (you know, the one that says "don't drink") makes a fantastic sun tea!

@nicholaspulido2885

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy kissing everybody from Pawnee

@sahithyasudhakar3015

3 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Pulido is that including Chris Pratt, if so I’m fine

@Emma-sl8ew

3 жыл бұрын

JETZcorp I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection.

@cocacolatgv

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck trying to drink from them! They no longer have a splashguard on which to secure your lips 😔

I love the episodes like this where you would never realistically make the whole dish, but there are so many separate components to the platter that you learn how to make like 5 different meals

That clip sounds like Travis Touchdown started a burger joint

@SekruTheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

Believe or not, that's Robin Atkin Downes (The VA of Travis Touchdown) doing the voice over. He's done a bunch of uncredited voicework for random TV shows/commercials over the years.

If anyone hasent had an over easy egg on a burger should give it a try, it's an amazing combo, especially with bacon

Sweetums for dessert 🍦

@ShatMedia13

3 жыл бұрын

Smd

@sibulelemancunga4014

3 жыл бұрын

@Age Restrictions fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes Pawnee, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America

@kenzobatt5718

3 жыл бұрын

A starburst sandwich by Andy

@sibulelemancunga4014

3 жыл бұрын

@Forrest Carvalho thanks to the tax on sugar and sodas

@mohammed-yw5zm

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

I may be fat, but at least I’m not a nerd

@toonanvideos5917

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@RedRoseSeptember22

3 жыл бұрын

Being a nerd is awesome though!!!

@itwasidio1736

3 жыл бұрын

True, being a nerd isn't that bad.

@mimzeeable

3 жыл бұрын

IT WAS I, DIO!!! Dio isn’t a nerd.... he is Dio

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

Not to brag but I'm both!

I love that Chris gets in trouble for something like bringing his own olive oil with him to restaurants.

I get this might sound weird but I can't wait for the day where we have the technology that let's us taste what he cooks

@frstwhsprs

2 жыл бұрын

@Mirai141 Agreed. Also nice BMW pfp.

@jackalupagus9357

2 жыл бұрын

"Forget Pax Americana. Say hello to Pax Hamburgana."

@DerpliciousDerek

Жыл бұрын

That technology already exists, it's called making it yourself

@theraginginfernape9496

11 ай бұрын

@@DerpliciousDerek ok, mr. logical over here

"My favorite food is when you put Skittles between Starbursts. Wanna know how I call?" "Starburst sandwich?" "Andy's mouth surprise."

@darkness74185

3 жыл бұрын

Starburst Stream would be a better name

@26muca07

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkness74185 that's what my friends say when the buzz hits.

@jackraider1039

3 жыл бұрын

How come you're always the one that's quicker with a pistol than a rifle?

@blokvader8283

4 ай бұрын

Chris said Skittle Sandwich

That combo clearly has a milkshake, nerd.

@queenqong5381

3 жыл бұрын

Only so many calories can be consumed before you combust and explode, he needs to keep making videos.

@Hensley_Jb

3 жыл бұрын

Queen Qong 😭

@professor_leg10n62

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes

"How many calories? SHUT UP" made me laugh so much 😂

Tiny whisk when he isn’t allowed to whisk the alcohol 😢

@noahwurz3429

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man he has been attending aa meetings so babish was doing him a favour

@TheSparrowBlack

3 жыл бұрын

He’s underage

Me: gets ready to make this meal Also me: *readies the defibrillators*

@MegaManXPoweredUp

3 жыл бұрын

The defibrillators come with the Kid's Meal.

@ginasohn2718

3 жыл бұрын

That morbidly dark lol

@apexlegends3498

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaManXPoweredUp r/cursedcomments

@selloutguylol

3 жыл бұрын

If you attempt to make this ever I need you address so we can share it

@marcusj17

3 жыл бұрын

Man, younger me never would've needed a defib for this but now I gotta have a big cup of pineapple juice ready whenever I eat wings

Can’t believe there aren’t more people pointing out the glaring inaccuracy in this recipe. April Ludgate clearly states that Paunch Burgers are “Full of Wasps.”

time to add a jar of onion water to my fridge right next to the jar labeled "pasta water" and "chickpea can water"

Just looking at that makes my blood feel solid

Have you done Gilmore Girls yet? There’s so much. Sookie’s magic risotto that will add three years to a dying woman’s life. A palatable version of Luke’s Santa Burger. Blueberry shortcake

@savs88

3 жыл бұрын

PelafinaLievre It’s the perfect time of year for squash blossoms, right?

You ever look at something and think “that is violently American” because DAMN THATS AMERICAN

@Ze_N00B

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Hamburgers are german.

@manasim.9936

3 жыл бұрын

Americans must have some crazy constipation

@arm279145

3 жыл бұрын

Ze N00B anything Germany starts, America will finish.

@francomasiniofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Manasi M. Can confirm

@Canihavesubb

3 жыл бұрын

Heyyy friends

“Put it in your body, or you’re a nerd.” I don’t like the sound of that.

This is, quite literally, the best burger I've ever seen.

I greatly dislike the term “beef bandage”.

@Lilchico-rl6zo

3 жыл бұрын

I greatly enjoy it

@terminarch109

3 жыл бұрын

The actual term for it is a diaper so I mean, take your pick.

@colina1330

3 жыл бұрын

At least he's stopped saying "taught little balls."

@katleiz

3 жыл бұрын

feels like another term for period pads or smth

@PKMartin

3 жыл бұрын

@@katleiz I disapprove strongly of the mental image you have just created

Chef Louis’ “stuffed crabs” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid? Don't forget to sing the song..

@RedRoseSeptember22

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSS!!! That's like my favorite part from Little Mermaid lol :D

@daniellemhall1358

3 жыл бұрын

Le Poisson le Poisson! How I love learning Poisson!!

@TBustah

3 жыл бұрын

Adam R I was actually thinking about that the other day when I saw a video here on KZread about butchering shellfish and the guy showed you how to batter a soft-shell crab.

Every now and then I come back to this video, It's just perfect, perfect recipe, perfect voiceover, love it

This is the one video on youtube that I keep going back to over and over again

Wasn’t made of wasps, didn’t kill him, not convinced

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

You're right. There's no way April was wrong.

He really tried to make us think we needed that onion water..

@CaptainLogMan

3 жыл бұрын

He had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.

@mandywaynick8725

3 жыл бұрын

I was like "what whoa I've never heard of that, is it something like saving your pasta water?"

@Zarai_Numbers

3 жыл бұрын

I was honestly disappointed that we didn't need it lol

@jimmyjr803

3 жыл бұрын

he just doesn't want anyone else finding out how good it is

@jamesiyer4937

3 жыл бұрын

Thought it was gonna be like some sciencey thing.

glad to see Kazuhira Miller got his restaurant after everything he went through

watching this gives me heartburn every time

I wanna see you make Blueberry Waffles with Cumin from Drake & Josh

@gordonsherrill1946

3 жыл бұрын

And maybe the Peruvian puff pepper salsa

@jamesguevarra9773

3 жыл бұрын

That and the chili with "Peruvian Puff Peppers", dunno how Babish will find that tho.

@oladiedoo50

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Was the necessary?

@ChaThuSCuiSinE

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for that😍

@toswingonastar

3 жыл бұрын

+

He better make “Andy’s mouth surprise”

I don’t know why, but “my blood feels thick and syrupy” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while

I watch you nearly every day in the middle of the night getting giddy to try one of your fun recipes, keep it up.

Babish: “I cant induct this into the clean plate club, my blood feels thick” Me: *scowls in Swanson*

Babish: Until is the consistency of p- Me trying to relate: Pancake batter Babish: PAINT. You win this time.

@cavareenvius7886

3 жыл бұрын

Question is what kind of paint? It varies between super liquid and and thick paste 😂

@KingKeseGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Cavare Envius you’re asking the important questions now. We need answers Andrew!!

Thrive market; we had extra packaging sitting around, so we started this company!

Going thru all babish videos. I missed this one. I must watch!

Random Person: What about the calori-? Infomercial: *P U T I T I N Y O U R B O D Y*

@TimBagels

3 жыл бұрын

This is how I felt when I ate two anomalous crusty meat logs at a Cumberland Farms

@sarajusledh7273

3 жыл бұрын

Using syringe

@strangent404a7

3 жыл бұрын

*SHOVE IT IN THERE*

"Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs "

@FearTheOldBlood....

3 жыл бұрын

Sacky Jeweiny Gottem

@adrianfrift7571

3 жыл бұрын

Only original Bing with babish fans know that song 😂

@Dizzula

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianfrift7571 No, Frasier fans all know that song as well...

Thumbnail gone on 5 videos now

He speaks with such eloquence!

You said “Parks and Rec trilogy” and I can’t tell you how bright my smile was.

Petition for Babish to make Uncle Iroh's Jasmine Tea

@greenyawgmoth

3 жыл бұрын

Delicious tea, or deadly poison?

@noemirios7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenyawgmoth deadly poison

@eggles7985

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The Background-Music in these Videos is just Magnificent.

I am in love with "This thing"

Takes a year out of your life expectancy with each bite

@recoil53

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but those years come from the back end of your life and those suck anyways.

@cobano

3 жыл бұрын

Worth it.

@meem7309

3 жыл бұрын

@@cobano definitely

If you don’t like the paunch burger, just bury some Native American artifacts

@nersbabs

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to add the special bachelorette party gummies 👍

@sillypengie2052

3 жыл бұрын

@@nersbabs -and then dig them out with the special Bachelorette party hats.

@housesports000

3 жыл бұрын

r/holup

@theclockman

3 жыл бұрын

Now I can hear the curse even more 👍👍

Yep

I love this episode of parks and rec

Babish: "This clocks in at 2,400 calories." Me: *who just ate nearly a whole large cheese pizza alone* "... Maybe its time for a diet."

@jasminehebel784

3 жыл бұрын

at least it was just cheese? lmao

@ironic492

3 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Hebel no no, cheese was just the highest volume of toppings. Never said how many cheeses though

@kieranlyon1643

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironic492 One kind of cheese, but extra cheese. Like, the amount of cheese that could kill a lactose intolerant person.

@youngveggies6558

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieranlyon1643 that is a perfect description.

@wilber9220

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieranlyon1643 you're a legend

With a “child size” soft drink it’s a real bargain at $1.59.

@pretzel6989

3 жыл бұрын

It’s roughly the size of a 2 year old liquified child!

@andrewpanin3435

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, water and soda syrup are so cheap that they are still probably making decent money on that deal. Don't know about the plastic though. That's part of why they offer free refills everyone in the US, cause it's just so cheap.

@grahamstrouse1165

3 жыл бұрын

Preslee Who says it’s not made from liquified children?

I need this now I had never seen this before but now I need this more then anything

it's currently 2 am and i dont think any human truly understands how fast i would devour this

It's not a complete combo if you don't make the chocolate milkshake, pshhhhfff

@Canihavesubb

3 жыл бұрын

Hiiiiiiii

@AstralightSky

3 жыл бұрын

100 subscribers with real video challenge don’t you dare