The Turk general must have been like " See. This is why us Muslims don't drink"

@mercenary3868

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Revitalization4241

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the Ottomans did consume alcoholic Raki

@amperfekpleyrman5083

2 жыл бұрын

@@Revitalization4241 yeah some of the sultans to

@isaacbakan1295

2 жыл бұрын

@@Revitalization4241 Welp. My clever remark has lost relevance. So long to it

@heyeat2641

2 жыл бұрын

@@Revitalization4241 that just means they weren’t following their religion. It specifically states that you can’t consume alcohol

Ottomans: *Grabs Popcorn

@copefe

Жыл бұрын

I’m from Ottoman (Turkey)

I bet u can't shoot each other. Austrian soldier: Hold my shnaps.

Ahh yes, the Austrians being defeated in battle because of bad unit cohesion from a multi-ethnic empire. Tale as old as time.

@aleksandarvil5718

5 жыл бұрын

@Not A Smith First World War proved that.

@rickyhunt4075

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr Football What If scenarios don't matter.

@rickyhunt4075

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr Football Its pretty straight forward what if scenarios don't matter

@rickyhunt4075

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr Football It doesn't matter

@mrgopnik5964

5 жыл бұрын

Actually this could have been countered quite easily, put the men who speak the same language into one division and teach the guy in charge some basic german to communicate with the officers of other divisions

Serbian soldier: For Christ!! Officer: did you just throw the emperor in a lake?

@2head96

4 жыл бұрын

What about how ww1 started?

Losing a war to multiple superpowers: 🇩🇪 Losing a war to a regional power: 🇷🇺 Losing a war to rice farmers:🇺🇲 Losing a war to literal birds:🇦🇺 Losing a war to a country which literally doesn't have an army or a navy:🇬🇧 *Losing a war to yourself:🇦🇹*

@Levitationable

Жыл бұрын

wait is the british one afghanistan?

@historyisfascinating5515

Жыл бұрын

@@Levitationablethe British one refers to the Cod Wars which was a political battle between Britain and Iceland over Iceland’s expanding maritime border that affected British fishing imports. Iceland won and got to keep their new borders and Britain had to begrudgingly accept it as the UN backed Iceland

@Levitationable

Жыл бұрын

@@historyisfascinating5515 oh rightt thx

@coronatedcobbler

Жыл бұрын

britain have never lost a war mate, google it.

@arnowisp6244

11 ай бұрын

​@@historyisfascinating5515And China tells the UN "F Off". And doesn't bother listening to the Martime Tribunal.

"And we all know how Austrians sound like when they get a bit preachy" I died laughing at that

@abdelhalim5967

5 жыл бұрын

then how you wrote the comment !

@wotbgameplay1013

5 жыл бұрын

@@abdelhalim5967 The proper English is, "Then how *did* you *write* this comment!" you were missing "did" and improperly used the word "wrote".

@wotbgameplay1013

5 жыл бұрын

@@abdelhalim5967 I know you're not an English speaker, so I just want to help. :)

@Shickelgruber

Жыл бұрын

​@@wotbgameplay1013 Well to be more precise it's not write it's type.

@pdkgacv30s_alt

10 ай бұрын

​@@wotbgameplay1013well you dont know what USA speaker And ENGLAND speaker are not same,england will say wrote . and USA say write alright? you understand (this is just my opinion)

Ottomans have beaten Austrians. Important point is Ottomans wasn't at there XD

@alexandrub8786

5 жыл бұрын

Well, someone need to drag Poland and christians down to shame.

@vapingcat5406

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrub8786 Nah crusade of varna bud

@vapingcat5406

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrub8786 and many more :)

I live in austria and... yeah😂 we fought ourselves and even defeated ourselves.. so proud of it💪🏽

@ismayilabbasli1035

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@jimmyjim5yearsago376

2 жыл бұрын

Go with tradition, eh?

@tunistick8044

Жыл бұрын

thought it must be a white hand

@johndoughboii

Жыл бұрын

As an American we did too 🤗

@rumipraetorian9716

Жыл бұрын

As of your origin you would probably be in Ottoman side during this times. So you actually won 👍

Austrien Soldier has bee kicked from the match. Reason: Friendly Fire

biggest bar fight in the history 😂

Tfw the Ottoman Empire wins by doing absolutely nothing.

@atrak8991

3 жыл бұрын

only sending Gypsies selling Schnaps XD

We all joke about Italy being Militarily incompetent, But we always forget Austria-Hungary.

@histkontext

2 жыл бұрын

all the nations forced into one states, everyone hating each other and being ruled by fear... yep thats ideal recruitment pool for proper army :D

OH Shit it's Tooky!! one of my favorite channels bro awesome work man!!!

Australia: I defeated emus Austria: I defeated myself 😂 Then 🤐🥴😬🥶 Napoleon: I defeated Austria despite the odds Ottomans: I defeated Austria without even trying 😂

@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword

Жыл бұрын

The emus won that war

@nocapnokizzy

11 ай бұрын

Australia lost to the emus

You kind of ignored the fact that it all happened at night, which explains why they couldn't recognize each other. That's a pretty huge factor dude.

@MoveYourMind.

Жыл бұрын

dude they still drank a lot so it wouldnt matter even if it was night

@WhatIsThisForAgain

Жыл бұрын

No shit, Sherlock.

they even throw the emperor to the lake lmao 🤣🤣🤣

1:52 So we can consider that they killed each other because they don't have Google Translate at that time 😂😂😂

this battle is one of the things I reference to convince westerns why drinking alcohol is not a very good idea

"And that's why Allah told us to knock off the grog." Turkish commander 1788

@Peter_Schluss-Mit-Lustig

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense but still... Jesus made whine from water soo...

@senseypires8817

4 жыл бұрын

@@Peter_Schluss-Mit-Lustig it was not wine, at that time wine ahve %2 max 3 alchol rate, mostly wine is grape, this is why jesus eating bread with wine, wine is jam for bread, today wines have no enought grape you cannot consume bread wine, so in christianity alchol was not allowed even america forbided the alchol at 1920s reason of this..

@warcriminal3414

Жыл бұрын

@@Peter_Schluss-Mit-Lustig wine back in Jesus pbuh days didn't have alcohol that what you western Christians don't understand

Drunk people that dont speak the same language and hate each other have guns in the middle of the night. Literally nothing can go wrong.

@unitedstateofearth5265

3 жыл бұрын

right 😂

@arelishidden

Жыл бұрын

And most of them are balkan

Thanks for watching, guys, hope you like it! :D

@MohnJarston

5 жыл бұрын

I did enjoy it tooky fella

@miloskocic1759

5 жыл бұрын

Do car dusan silni or nemanjic dynasty

@ChristosGoulios

5 жыл бұрын

Istanbul is constadenople.

@AlfonsJQuack

5 жыл бұрын

Liked it? Loved it! Printed it out and put it under my pillow. Your best video ever.

@brysupply3587

5 жыл бұрын

Dude your videos are awesome keep it up, the way you tell History is #1 in my book!

F for austrian soldiers

@TLGWxGolden

4 жыл бұрын

F

@No_Mans_Land11

4 жыл бұрын

F

@jylieji3230

3 жыл бұрын

F

@yazan7518

3 жыл бұрын

F

@comradekenobi6908

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they're multi ethnic

This is the miracle of Allah. May *Allah* grant victory to the weak over the strong.

@kelek5229

Жыл бұрын

Why would our almighty Lord take sides over reasons as petty as this?

@mustafapnarbas7654

Жыл бұрын

Go back to your desert, Arab. This video concerns us Turks and European peoples. take your Allah and go to your desert.

@sakuyaplayz

Жыл бұрын

@@kelek5229 Allah will do what he desires. You cannot change what he wants to do in any way. He is iradah.

@sadettinarslan5324

6 ай бұрын

More like Miracle of booze

@abdulkadirbayrak1265

18 күн бұрын

​​@@mustafapnarbas7654sende dağına git kürt

2:22 How drunk must you be to confuse "Halt" with someone preaching to Allah?

@roha1329

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds rather simmilar to me.

@m.gezginesin9600

4 жыл бұрын

Fear can also make you sea and hear thinga different

Don’t disturb YOUR enemy when they make mistakes.

Another brilliant one, Tooky.

You are the best bro, keep up good work

As a turk ı have to say thx to austria the country make my ancestors win without figth

Just to point out that at 1:56 correctly is "Suge-mi pula" instead of that, the rest is nice.

Great video, I hope your channel grows.

Love your artwork, keep up the good work!

Love this channel

Nice video as always!!

I'm gutted you don't make videos anymore your content is fantastic

For the People Who are Confused The Austrians were waiting for the Ottoman Soldiers and they got drank while waiting for them. The Austrians some of them were talking in different languages because it was made of Serbians, Croatians, and some other so they started killing each other and weren’t like thinking about it because they were drunk

@tomiboros1948

Жыл бұрын

*and Hungarian huszars.

100.000 Austurian soldier *WS* 0 Ottoman Soldier *Ottoman Easy Wins*

How do you not have 100k views? This is good.

O kadar iyiyiz ki savaşmamıza bile gerek yok

@kaystheofficial944

Жыл бұрын

😂

I am from Romania.Very nice videoo.Keep it up!!

The way the Austrian officer said Halt is just hilarious

Very good video!!👏👏

Worth the wait

Wikipedia: Battle of Kransebes Ottamons: *Not present in area* Austria: Mixed troops with alcohol, thousand mobilised Result: Ottoman victory Reasons: Austrians were drunk, could not understand each other and stabbed each other

Slavs: damn we got massacred Natives: first time?

@hanz2904

5 жыл бұрын

Greeks?

@just_soco2422

5 жыл бұрын

Romanians?

@kingskylord6099

5 жыл бұрын

Native Americans?

@decem_sagittae

5 жыл бұрын

Albanians?

@baheditsTr

Жыл бұрын

Turks?

Romanian here XD just found out about this battle haha nice vid,I subbed

Tooky History is legit the best channel.

Niceee, a new video🤙🏻

best history channel!

Best history channel on youtube

Why dont you have more subs yet

They threw the emperor into a lake, you cant make this shit up XDDDD

*plays William Tell Overture and watches the A-H army fall like dominoes*

sounds like a normal Saturday night in the Austrian countryside happens every week its fun trust me

Ottoman's scout " Pasha we clear path to the city " Ottoman pasha " How they had 100k army and them emperor leading the army himself ??? Ottoman scout " the power of Holly barrels pasha " Ottomans pasha *Surprise Pikachu face*

Yes finally a new video

@TookyHistory

5 жыл бұрын

@kevin8712

4 жыл бұрын

@@TookyHistory *notices comments and replies* Eh, must be the Turks.

turks:thats why drinks is haram

100000 Austria vs 0 Ottoman

These Austrian soldiers look like they from WW1.

@kevinli1438

5 жыл бұрын

*Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers did this in the past to shape their future.*

It hurt itself in it's own confusion

Tooky's new catchphrase: Eh must be the Turk's...

They think whiskey gonna help them!?

Ottomans after the battle:*find the schnapps* Ah shit here we go again

Schlamperei intensifies

Finallyyyyy... Tooky wasnt lazy ;D JK I enjoy your vids.

This is why Muslims do not drink alcohol

Why dont you do vids anymore? 🙁

Now I want please: Brazilian Revolutions of 1930 and 1932 and Vargas Era. I'll wait! Even it take a century long! Also,notice me Tooky, KZread failed to send the notification. Pls...

@TookyHistory

5 жыл бұрын

i see you, dad! :D

@RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE

5 жыл бұрын

@@TookyHistory HALLELUJAH! THANK YOU!

1:37 he got a “shaps” indeed

*opens the video woah, calm down man!

Well, Karansebes hasen't change that much since then

i have some freinds who live in Caransebes! ;)

@hriscubogdan2292

5 жыл бұрын

Te vad peste tot:))

@mihailupu5107

5 жыл бұрын

@@hriscubogdan2292 Pentru ca eu sunt peste tot!!! 😎

@hriscubogdan2292

5 жыл бұрын

@@mihailupu5107 Can't argue with that logic:))

@mihailupu5107

5 жыл бұрын

@@hriscubogdan2292 of course, because there is no logic 😎

@hriscubogdan2292

5 жыл бұрын

@@mihailupu5107 Te mai vad la video-uri naționaliste sau la DEDO....

and that's why you never drink alcohol kids

AUSTRIA:you can't defeat me AUSTRIA:I know, but he can AUSTRIA EMERGES

When you try to meme other for not understanding other language but you fail as whele

Janisarries musta' been really confused and actually terrified

One of the biggest failures in military history.

"Ahh, so that's why that guy from Arabia told us not to drink."

Where are you from Tooky, if i may ask?

My grandparents live in karansebes

this is why alcohol is haram

This is a legit story.

Where is your accent from?

Ottoman scouts be lik: Boss!! you would not believe what we saw.

Thanks witch country are you from please

2:50 Simi Valley?

Drunk fight on comrade (gone wrong)

the ottomans must've been so confused 😂

Well we LOVE to fight when we're drunk

salutare! esti roman?

1:57 hahahaha the funiest image i have seen in a while

The fact that Hungarian hussars started drinking was left out of the story. Maybe it's more understandable that way. XD

@ihaveinfinitelife

10 ай бұрын

One of the many reasons why this is happening is because *buying to many birs *different uniforms/colours *different language *Miscommunication *night

I want Oversimplified to do this battle, or Punish Severly.(Spanked by Alois)

When the drunk hussars arrive bumbling down the mountain side

@yoyoyeah9083

5 жыл бұрын

Diamondheart then was killed by a drunk serb who thinks their croats

I have the same question as Alex Talent. Are you from ROMANIA?

@pressstart66

5 жыл бұрын

TheDiamondPanda I’m pretty sure he’s Finnish

@stefan8419

5 жыл бұрын

so you are saying that he drinks vodka while making videos

This could all have been avoided if there was more schnapps.

What happened to the Stalin video??? It was hilarious

Hey tooky dudes big fan of yours. So I wanted to ask if you would "hire" me to make croatian, serbian and bosnian subtitles for your vides. (For free of course)

@TookyHistory

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you're willing to do that, that would be amazing! :D

@TookyHistory

5 жыл бұрын

Here's a link whenever you feel like it: kzread.info_cs_panel?c=UCtBbcDgeNF4-xqbuwFxxPPg&tab=2

@matkomajstorovic6935

5 жыл бұрын

Tooky History Absolutely

@matkomajstorovic6935

5 жыл бұрын

@@TookyHistory Croatian subtitles are done

@TookyHistory

5 жыл бұрын

thanks, dude, you're awesome!

Love it

I live in that city