That's why almighty Allah told us to go easy on the snaps -Ottoman commander 1788

Imagine being an ottoman general marching into enemy territory and after watching that you order the troops to go back home taking the credit for that victory

Best part? >Happened in Romania. >No Romanians took part in it (except maybe some from Transylvania).

@v.emiltheii-nd.8094

3 жыл бұрын

That was fast...

@arx3516

3 жыл бұрын

They sold the liquor to the hussars!

@varain87

3 жыл бұрын

actually they did,and they fought in all the armies. yes,some of them were fighting against each other.and it happened many times (i'm Romanian,so i know)

@iliepetcan1736

3 жыл бұрын

Nope they didnt fight just hungarian people from those times

@timmyturner327

Жыл бұрын

@@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 nice pfp

now i know why Napoleon didn't respect the Austrian army back then, lmao.

@saiien2

3 жыл бұрын

Yet he was defeated by them at Aspern-Essling.

@histoky2010

3 жыл бұрын

The empire struck back at wagram

@TheAustrianAnimations87

3 жыл бұрын

He still said this about the Austrian army: "It's obvious that you weren't at Wagram." - Napoleon to a minister who mocked the Austrians

@lc9245

3 жыл бұрын

The incredible thing about Napoleon’s enemy is that despite being beaten times and times again by him, they all learn and adapt to his tactics and strategy to eventually beat him. As Rocky puts it: “...it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward...”

What happens when you only roll 1's on perception, and constitution.

@retepish

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot wisdom saves too..

Australia: I defeated emus Austria: I defeated myself 😂 Then 🤐🥴😬🥶 Napoleon: I defeated Austria despite the odds Ottomans: I defeated Austria without even trying 😂

And this army should fight Napoleon 20 years later? :D

@TheAustrianAnimations87

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, with no friendly fire incidents like Karansebes but becoming one of the formidable opponents in the last Coalition Wars.

@kingmaverick3140

2 жыл бұрын

Australia: I defeated emus Austria: I defeated myself 😂 Then 🤐🥴😬🥶 Napoleon: I defeated Austria despite the odds Ottomans: I defeated Austria without even trying 😂

He’s doing a series right now about the collapse of Austria-Hungary. Highly detailed! M. Laser puts out really in depth videos mainly focused on Central Europe. Good channel!

@saiien2

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we think that WW1 just ended and with it Austria-Hungary aswell. But he shows us that it wasn't such simple as we think. There were many treaties, diplomatical blunders and even military conflicts between the new states which were created after fall of Austria-Hungary. Very good series.

I hope Holywood make film about this 🤣

That's Why Drinking Alcohol Is Forbidding Especially When It Comes To Soldiers Alcohol + Soldiers = Disaster Me 2 LOL

This was hilarious, I wouldn't mind other little videos like these from M.Laser.

yeah that Battle was so damn funny when i Heard it First

@Essek

3 жыл бұрын

So do you think that it was caused by schnaps, rakija or palinka? :D

@anhalter1572

3 жыл бұрын

i would say Schnapps :D but rakija also

@Essek

3 жыл бұрын

Maby the Roma mixed everything up and made a "superpotion" hahahaha

@saiien2

3 жыл бұрын

@@Essek I think that it doesn't matter.. Schaps, Rakija, Palinka or Slivovica.. if it flows and makes you happy it doesn't matter what is it. :D

Check out his later video on the battle called "Dumbest Battle in History Explained". It presents some more discoveries on the matter.

Another video! Thank you

Feel free to react to Battle of Karansebes by Tooky History. They made the battle even funnier.

This is why drunk people shouldn't ever have weapons.

@Krokmaniak

3 жыл бұрын

Unless they are Poles. Two examples from Napoleonic wars: 1. After the battle with Spanish insurgency soldiers got alcohol. Later came Napoleon to inspect them without warning. Only Poles where able to form ranks and greeted him "Long live the emperor" or something like that. Napoleon said "I wish all my soldiers were always as drunk aa Poles". 2. After battle of Frydland Napoleon's army was drinking for three days. Then Russians counterattacked. Only Polish soldiers of Jan Henryk Dąbrowski were able to fight and defeated Russians. Napoleon is believed to say "If you need to drink do it like Poles".

@yazan7518

3 жыл бұрын

@@Krokmaniak yes new rule only poles should have weapons' while being drunk

Tooki made another version on this battle!

Great shirt

They really need to make a movie about this war, with an Ottoman perspective.

Ahh, rakija... I really really hate you and yet I really really love you as well!

Do you ever watch Eastory? I think he's Estonian, though I could be wrong. At any rate, I like his videos.

Heh, had it in school at history class I laughed hard xD yep Slavic infinities xD

This battle indeed happened

@KingsOfLosers123

Жыл бұрын

They just wouldn't want to admit it. It's just way too embarrassing for them, losing in that way. So embarrassing that they, Christians, would even put it as a hoax these days, when debating with Muslims about History.

Nice shirt.

So... it is kind of bar fight with kings and emperor..

Damn i want schnapps now also isn't the s with the squiggle pronounced like sh? At least that's what I thought

@thisusernameis2long927

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, the letter “ș” is pronounced like “sh” in “shoe”.

Hello can you react to 3rd Battle Of Panipat, which was the greatest causalities on Earth before WW1 and WW2

He did a follow up video. You may be intrested in checking it up

I know Wikipedia isn't a good source, but from what the turkish Wikipedia page says and the german one too, these events seem to be extremely exagerated.

You should react to more M. Laser videos. He covers nonmainstream topics.

Can you do a video about the Battle of the Emus?

We are not sure, any ways....Its still funny.

Ha ha, this is even dumber than the Maritsa battle! :D :D :D

This is why we Turks dont allow Austria to join nato drills 😂😂😂💪🏼🇹🇷

Ottoman: çerEZ

My favorite dumbest war is the Chicken war...

yay hungary

Sorry to say this. but in this form, this battle ist just a legend.

@sforza1903

2 жыл бұрын

İt is writtwn both austriian sourse and ottoman sourses in history so it is real

this guy is hungarian,so i don;t trust him

@bessabesse2855

3 жыл бұрын

😅😂😂

That’s why alcohol is prohibited 🚫 in Islam ☪️

Ottoomman fear 😀🇹🇷🇹🇷