Ah yes, the sport of Discuss. Not to be confused with Discus. Just intense action of conversation

@chrismindel

5 ай бұрын

Bonus fail!

@DevTheRay

5 ай бұрын

I don't know why but I find this hilarious

@melodycentral0007

5 ай бұрын

My parents are both Olympic gold medalists in the sport of discuss. It makes me sad sometimes

@alvinlugo9371

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@angeladuecker9564

5 ай бұрын

I Saw Carls Jr Logo At 6:59 And Hardee’s Logo At 17:54

4:55 "fencing" is a pretty generous description of whatever is going on here haha

@joeyteter9383

5 ай бұрын

Thought so too haha it’s more like LARPing lol

@mitchelldacosta2609

Ай бұрын

Nah that’s called swashbuckling

@FranciumBoron

24 күн бұрын

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. _Curved._ *_Swords._*

@basarsameri946

17 күн бұрын

ok

The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣

@AtheistOrphan

5 ай бұрын

I guess he thought the ocean was his turf!

@leesashriber5097

5 ай бұрын

I loved it!!😂

@AegisRick

5 ай бұрын

That mfer jumped out of the water sideways to get him then reflected back into the water with perfect form. He's a demon.

@TomFynn

5 ай бұрын

Never trust a species that smiles all the time. It's up to something.

@jontrammell7377

5 ай бұрын

That dolphin absolutely did it on porpoise

1:47 You know you have arrived to greatness when you can get your fan base to fall head over heels for you.

@jjaa578

5 ай бұрын

Ahh don't worry, the rednecks are a resilient bunch.

@Ic3h0rnEt14

5 ай бұрын

I never understood that phrase, isn't your head always over your heels?

That's the video with the most flinch scares ever, I think I've flinched 20 times lmao

@DrawingWithNK

3 ай бұрын

OMG especially at 1:30 with the softball lol

"the cameraman always survive ... except in failarmy, where his life expectancy is measured in seconds" Lao Tseu, probably.

@BigGrabowski

5 ай бұрын

Sun Tzu, I assume you mean. Lao Zi (similar pronunciation to Tzu) was the founder of Taoism.

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

@tonypasma1707

5 ай бұрын

Mmm

@YASHRAJ-sb9dp

16 күн бұрын

haha

What’s hilarious is that the pool in the first few clips is my high school pool

That dolphin finally took revenge for his grandma who died in a 1988 oil spill 😂😂

@wendyryder2708

4 ай бұрын

lol!

00:42 had me LAUGHING!!! 😂 It’s like a sound effect to a movie

@baileyd1718

2 ай бұрын

They got some explaining to do

8:13 The most intense hockey fight of all time.

@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095

5 ай бұрын

Least intense Canadian fight

@Theyralltakenfu

5 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh ,I replayed that over and over. Reminds me of a Tim Conway skit.

I love how the guy sliding in the dirty pool is labeled "SWIMMING" hahaha

@pepijntielemans9629

5 ай бұрын

YOUR FACEEEEE GODDAMMIT!!!

I’m sitting here watching this, a 62 y/o, knowing that any one of these would cripple me forever. Lmao! Appreciate your young bodies & what they can take.

@christianstachl

5 ай бұрын

I'm only 45 and i already think that most of the time 😅

THIS is why aliens won't visit us.

@demonslayereditz5105

22 күн бұрын

What? There just mistakes,jokes,and clumsiness

@demonslayereditz5105

22 күн бұрын

So I don’t get it (NOT HATE JUST ASKING )

@SacredSkeleton12

4 күн бұрын

@@demonslayereditz5105bc they all doing dumb shit

The very first vid... it was either gonna be mom's face or the window. How did they EVER think this was going to end well??? lol

@dr.robertbennett3452

5 ай бұрын

Poor Mom...

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

9:24 savage chicken laughing at fainting goat 😂

8:34 "Please tell me it's on video!" Some people own up easily. I'm proud of her!

the guy's reaction after the wrestling dummy slapped him 💀

@lagrangepoint9386

5 ай бұрын

"I can't believe you've done this."

@DeltaEchoGolf

5 ай бұрын

Sir, I'm not that kind of dummy!

The dolphin's bump was pure comedy gold! Instead of a smooth leap or a casual swim-by, he chose the 'asshat' route! 🐬😂 Gotta love that playful mischief!

4:56 "That's exactly what I thought was gonna happen" So did I.

@favoritemustard3542

5 ай бұрын

He probably did, too. Internet fame or something.

@user-fi8wd5xg4m

5 ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 Или безумие

@CoCotheTurtle

5 ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 But he never thought it would be called fencing!

The little kid trying to check the other little kid on the ice was hilarious and adorable!

@Ghost-fun666

19 күн бұрын

He is adorable for trying and he deserves an A+ for afford.

I played ice hockey as a goalie when I was younger. Let me tell you, pucks are hard, and even with protective gear they hurt like hell to get smacked by at the speeds they go at.

@franck3279

5 ай бұрын

I played handball, general rule was face, groin, and only then net.

@drzwiprawdy8973

5 ай бұрын

Super śmieszne 😂😂😂😂

@AnthonyD1986

5 ай бұрын

I got two concussions playing ice hockey. It's not a soft sport by any means. Have to be pretty tough to make it far in hockey.

@gregedwards1087

5 ай бұрын

Suck it up sweetheart.

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

Dizzy bat was always my favorite. I remember watching it on Sunday nights on ESPN with my grandpa.

@wendyryder2708

5 ай бұрын

Never heard of Dizzy Bat! Is it an American sport?

I tried to dodge the softball @ 1:30 😂😂😂😂😂

@jovalleau

5 ай бұрын

Everybody did. Don't lie, people!

@joeyteter9383

5 ай бұрын

The only reason I didn’t, was because I had seen it before. However, I did flinch the first time I watched it haha

@bammy3050

5 ай бұрын

I closed my eyes as a reaction, man that got me good

@jaydenmoosa3989

2 ай бұрын

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

5:21 oh that hurts 💀

1:49 that girl was so lucky to actually just fall away from the crowd and the stands, if her leg had gotten stuck there, with how the stand was setup, it would have been terrible

I love how they call tobagganing 'cross-country bobsled' yes I'm Canadian

@AtheistOrphan

5 ай бұрын

Yeah first time I’ve heard it called that too! (I’m British).

@NotAHandle22

5 ай бұрын

Never seen that here in the U.S. either.

@catecurry48

5 ай бұрын

I came here to find this comment. Loved the "cross-country bobsled" too.

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

@Matthew-wc6zm

5 ай бұрын

Has Canada won the Stanley cup yet lol?😂

6:37 was just beautiful! :) Gymnastics is an extreme sport.

@elliexo1106

Ай бұрын

Not rly I did gymnastics but when I started horse riding, gymnastics wasn’t as dangerous/ extreme then I thought

Man getting hitten by a football! Never disappoints ❤

The surfer at 14:20 is PURE CLASS !!!! LMAO

15:41 - There's nothing to "discuss" here. 🤣The word that you're looking for is "discus" (with one "s"). The sport can be traced back to Greece to the Ancient Olympic Games. The thing that you throw, in Greek is called "dískos" /δίσκος/.

@MrYfrank14

5 ай бұрын

Give it up. Failarmy can't even get English subtitles for spoken English correct. I think they hire homeless crack addicts

@DaveHorgan.

5 ай бұрын

The exact comment I came here for 😂

17:38 The referee had me in stitches. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@favoritemustard3542

5 ай бұрын

Yeah he was perfect - not his 1st rodeo 🤣

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

16:02 This little guy cracked me up 😂

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

3:46 what a clumsy dive!

A minute of silence for all the cameras, lights and windows that where harmed during these videos...

17:00 - ...maybe a sports fail, but still a win 😏😜

9:43 that's actually a pure win to save it and get back up after that fall.

15:40 Discuss? Okay, he fell over. 1.0 difficulty on that. Thoughts?

I didn't know there was a sport called "Discuss" 🤣

The frizbee throw at window of the home and ref fouling ice hockey players are the best 😂

3:08 the lady downstairs I'm sure it's her mother😂

I flinched....SEVERAL times.... 🤣

I appreciate that you have the sports labeled in the corner in case people don’t know what basketball is

@GippyHappy

5 ай бұрын

Fart

So helpful labeling each sport. We never would have figured it out otherwise.

@button4boy

5 ай бұрын

I just wish they labelled "soccer" as football and "football" as American football

@wendyryder2708

5 ай бұрын

Lol!

@justanotherguy1122

2 ай бұрын

Quit acting like an ass for no reason.

@PhilOsGarage

2 ай бұрын

They keep labelling hand egg as football though. It’s very confusing

Thanks for labeling every clip with the corresponding sport, would have had no idea what was happening without them.

@itsintheword230

5 ай бұрын

I needed the Fencing title

@kotosqoposrly

5 ай бұрын

As someone with no knowledge of sports, at all, I do actually appreciate them.

@csaba5415

5 ай бұрын

15:14 was not that obvious at first :).

Priceless clips! One note: it's not "discuss" (meaning conversation) it"s "discus" that you throw in the field event sport.

*I wish I could give this video a standing ovation. Absolutely fantastic!*

0:21 Doing the spinny thing is 99.99% chance of smashing your face.

5:29 I always flinch

@jaydenmoosa3989

2 ай бұрын

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

@aplasticaenima4293

Ай бұрын

Third time already

I like the bowling ball in the ceiling 😆. So rarely do they stay up there.

Those golf swings had me rolling!😂

@augustine98

5 ай бұрын

Me too! 😂😂

11:55 this is why we have a "locker room"

@favoritemustard3542

5 ай бұрын

Expensive & well deserved lesson.

Thanks for naming all the sports. I’d had have no idea what I was watching without them.

Balls flying into the camera always make me flinch.

Remember the "windsurfers do it standing up" rage? Failarmy does it falling down!

I'm so glad you guys put the names of the sport in the corner, I would never have figured it out

1:11 to be fair, probably me my first day as a goalie at his age but just a few months later my team would have won EVERY game if he had been my opponent.

@bloxxom00

4 ай бұрын

It’s SCOTT STERLING

1:02 I have seen several golf club heads fail like an army fail (mostly on the FailArmy, in fact) but this is a first. Usually, the heads just try to follow the ball into the distance, this time it turned into a catcher's mitt!

i think 'athletes' is a generous description for most of these people.

3:54 he’s gonna cry now😂

I've always been convinced that some IRL sports are the work of Satan

0:29 Honestly, if that were a belly flop competition, he probably would have won.

@zhoroevg

5 ай бұрын

bro follow me

Those figure skate girls had me, especially the first one. The sound of her ice slap just killed me 😂

8:13 The most adorable check ever recorded .

@dr.robertbennett3452

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

God, that softball one literally made me reflexively cringe, as if I was the one getting hit with it. XD

@CoCotheTurtle

5 ай бұрын

Yes, yes, the softball one.

12:40 you can see the love in the father's eyes. 😂

@bloodstreamcity

5 ай бұрын

He chose the worst place for practice.

@joeyteter9383

5 ай бұрын

@@bloodstreamcityexactly, he looked miffed at his daughter but it was his damn fault to begin with lol

I don't know why but diving fails just kills me every time.

Hence why I refused to play any sport after age seven. I got hit in the forehead by a baseball, sending me to the hospital. I still have a slight dent in my forehead nearly 50 years later. After that, I flat out refused to play any sport, which always ended in my parents having to explain to teachers why I wouldn’t participate in sports at school.

Damn, 5:04 That ball kicked him.

1:29 I’ve never flinched to hard in my life 😂😂

Your channel is like a ray of sunshine on even the cloudiest day. So grateful for the humor!

The guy getting hurt by a ping pong ball did it for me lol

12:44 I can't tell if this dad's look is because he's mad at the girl (he shouldn't be), or just dead inside because he knows how's gonna have to explain to the wife why he thought batting practice inside the garage was a good idea. Seriously, have you never seen a pop fly before? In what universe was that net ever going to be enough?!

@rocketraccoon1976

5 ай бұрын

Dad's fault.

@Joe-nb3fs

5 ай бұрын

nah, he's thinking "damn, you got in the hard way. Let's see you do that again"

@loganscharosch9724

5 ай бұрын

12🎉

@tyreelamar1744

4 ай бұрын

I almost died at that part! He definitely gave her a look like it was her fault 😂 knowing this was his idea!!!!

6:28 - Frisbee and pieces

17:00 volley blow was great....

11:47 the hot shell of the bullet goes into his shirt, his reaction is so funny xddd

THE LAUGH AT 15:54 LMAOOOO

8:59 that’s not field hockey lol

Basketball is one of my favorites. Last year, I competed at a national tournament for the sport.

1:27 It's rare that I jump or flinch due to acts in online videos but this one got me 😂😂!

Final clip: Sometimes, getting there really is half the fun!

I don't understand how the guy dunked the basket and broke the backboard is considered a fail. I see that as a win.

The football one looks like a cartoon rebound😂😂

So many try, but no one can replace The Man, The MYTH, THE LEGEND: Scott Sterling!!!😂

22:22 - Is that woman a zombie?! 😂

16:55 literally trying to see if he broke his back. 😅 That hurt my back damn.

They turned ordinary moments into joyful memories!

That dolphin chest bump is everything!

The amount of times I jumped out of my chair or just forced myself out and to the ground to avoid balls flying at the camera is embarrassing xD

@dr.robertbennett3452

5 ай бұрын

Haha... I jumped a few times myself 😆

@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq

5 ай бұрын

14:13 Amazing!

7:04 Scott Sterling in a Nutshell

All good except 1 thing. That's not "SOCCER". That's "FOOTBALL".

Amy Schumer throwing her metal ball at her PC was hilarious 😆

No way the chick at 3:00 though she was about to dunk off that chair😂

4:55 "That's exactly what I thought would happen." And you let him do it anyway...

@Milk-ck1wv

5 ай бұрын

for the funny

Dude stealing the surfboard at 14:19 is absolute genius

09:32 he flew like a spiderman

this clearly shows: the cameraman is, not like in the movies, immune to all dangers

@franck3279

5 ай бұрын

You’d be surprised of how many action movies cameramen get hurt (or sometimes killed) doing their job

So, Golf can legitimately be dangerous, huh?

@franck3279

5 ай бұрын

A failed drive can easily smash a car window, ...or a face

@angelaromero3502

Ай бұрын

​@@franck3279yup

10:59 has the same energy as,"If you love me let me goooooo!" lol

10:32 I experienced physical pain watching that

3:04 one of the most awkward falls I've seen. She took it pretty well though. You're supposed to use a mini trampoline not a chair! lmao

@MFNDman

5 ай бұрын

Pulling a Sabu lol