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You know it's going to be good when it starts with ”my mate Paul”

@OlgaTerentieva

Жыл бұрын

Paul has very interesting life😄

@miraclealigner

Жыл бұрын

He sure does!

@LambsyLamb

Жыл бұрын

@@OlgaTerentieva Paul makes questionable choices!

@skyfalldeadpool1633

Жыл бұрын

Paul also have beef with Jesus Christ and can not wait for him to come back so he can fight him for breaking his legs and skull 😆🤣🤣🤣

@aminulizwan3813

Жыл бұрын

And that song she keep playing on every episode

I like the one where she says that school was easier in Shakespeare’s day, because he didn’t have to read Shakespeare.

@Menaceblue3

Жыл бұрын

School was easier during isaac newton's day because they didn't have to learn about calculus

@aratof18

Жыл бұрын

@@Menaceblue3 students hate this one simple trick!

@sergiovela9961

9 ай бұрын

@@aratof18You win the Internet. Marry me. Seriously.

@wednesdeity

8 ай бұрын

@@sergiovela9961wtf

I swear every time she introduces the people, just straight up “what are you?”

@novemberalpha6023

Жыл бұрын

Straight to the point

@funkyalfonso

10 ай бұрын

Or 'what's our game'?

Can we please have a round of applause for the interviewees? They always take it extremely well, I would piss myself laughing

@marekkeram816

Жыл бұрын

They must be actors, I think. There is no way all these academics would have such good acting skills.

@HansHammertime

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they’re not. I heard that she asked them serious questions in the firsy half of the interview and then surprised them with the weird ones in the other

@marekkeram816

Жыл бұрын

@@HansHammertime aaaah. Then yeah, they deserve a medal!

@anelencube9292

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they are not actors. I've recognised some of them

@ntekard

Жыл бұрын

@@marekkeram816 q

"My mate Paul" is the sentence used to summon the Anti-Christ

@gvantsasakaruli9900

9 ай бұрын

Jesus is a dead man if Paul meets him

@dr.jamesolack8504

6 ай бұрын

He doesn’t need to be summoned. As of today, 11/18/23, Donald Trump is still alive.

@BlisaBLisa

6 ай бұрын

@@dr.jamesolack8504 leftist qanoner?

@idiomasentusiasticos7954

5 ай бұрын

@@dr.jamesolack8504my mate Paul has done a lot of awful things but he would never cheat on his wife with prostitutes

@hansohasashi5093

5 ай бұрын

​@@dr.jamesolack8504leftist lol, is Biden still breathing?

A man actually explained that "We do know a lot about spiders and it's very clear that they are alive. That spiders are alive" with a straight face

@fortusvictus8297

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was the guy trying to explain digging up old artifacts, he had to realize about half-way through she was right and most of the stuff we dig up today was actually buried in some fashon during ancient times and not from 'Earth growing' or some nonsense. Nearly all of it is really grave robbing and digging up the rubbish piles of peoples houses that no one cares about anymore.

@shyimp

4 ай бұрын

yeh this had me dead hahah

“Tolerate Gwyneth Paltrow!” Favorite line! 😆

@nicholasnewman4572

Жыл бұрын

i swear, I laughed so hard

@tbmofoulprinceromero

Жыл бұрын

According to Philomena, Gwyneth Paltrow goes through mummification as part of her weekly spa treatment.

@neilmccomsey9550

11 ай бұрын

Mine too 😆

2:22 "The up-and-down ones who ate the across ones." I've never heard a better definition of dinosaur predation.

@Ilikebigbooties

4 ай бұрын

I’m about to cry, that line was so fucking amazing . 😂😭😂😭

"...which is quite an achievement, considering people used to shit out of their own windows back then" 🤣🤣🤣

@LambsyLamb

Жыл бұрын

We still do up here in the north of England! 🤣🤣🤣

@doric_historic

Жыл бұрын

What is a window we ask up here in Scotland?

@croutendo2050

Жыл бұрын

"but shitting out the window wasn't all fun . . ."

@Yadobler

Жыл бұрын

i heard "out of the wrong windows" damn, not even the correct window

@WellBeSerious12

11 ай бұрын

@@Yadobler Sounds like a shitty time.

Her delivery of “ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING” is something I aspire to copy any opportunity I can.

"Superpowers like tolerating Gwyneth Paltrow." Killed me

"Before Snapshat, hills were the most efficient way to distribute d*ckpics to a wide audience" 😂😂 Epic

@gangisspawn1

Жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂, killed me

"King Arthur came a lot didnt he?" caught me off guard

That poor man who was asked about his background and went explaining it in great detail only to get destroyed with a clarification that the question was literal (background) 😂😂😂

@icecold1805

11 ай бұрын

ngl, I feel like he knew what the joke was gonna be and decided to just give it to her on a silver plate to deliver.

@TheCraigy83

9 ай бұрын

the fact shes eating a sandwich while doing the interview 😂

@NotquiteAna1

9 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard on that one

“Hello!! What are you?! “ 😂

@Dsimpleify

7 ай бұрын

What’s your background:))

"Stone age men used stones to make basic weapons and tools, like these hand axes. As well as boring, these were also shit by today's standards, but back then they were cutting edge, because they had a cutting edge." Had me crying, just too good

"Before roads was invented , you had to travel around by standing at the edge of your village and seeing how far you could jump" LMAO

I laughed sooooo hard at, "No, I meant what's your background? Is that your office is your living room?"

"tyrannical sawdust rex" I'M DYING

@Susurrio

Жыл бұрын

I'm full on SOBBING at this 😭

I'm dead ass serious when I say that this lady would make a great Dr Who.

@Jpeg_skeleton

11 ай бұрын

PLEASE. I beg

@ericheiner8183

7 ай бұрын

Or a doctor's companion

@doodlesbyalex8765

7 ай бұрын

I agree 😭

@Greendalewitch

4 ай бұрын

Didnt they try already having a female Dr Who but the incels on the internet lost their shit, leading to the this version of Dr Who being retconned? I would love to have Cunk as Dr Who but the internet might lose its shit ... again

@punkyard8538

2 ай бұрын

@@Greendalewitch incels care about Doctor Who? One of the most progressive TV shows in the world for decades? Really?

"...and when I looked up, Paul was crying." So am I now 🤣

"Although luckily ears didn't exist yet" IM SCREAMING

@Jpeg_skeleton

11 ай бұрын

Wish I could hear it.

@Potinthepocket

7 ай бұрын

​@@Jpeg_skeleton I love that 😂

I lost it at "This ironman couldn't fly or tolerate Gwyneth Paltrow." Accidentally woke my wife laughing. Worth it though.

"At this period, Pangea was full of Dinosaur, a race of Godzilla monsters so scary normal human beings didn't dare exist until they'd all gone." Fucking destroyed me harder than the meteor did the Godzilla monsters

@devingarrett5800

Жыл бұрын

And now we know they co-existed for a bit.

"And cock fighting, which isn't what it sounds, even though I checked twice." I just love her! LD

“He couldn’t fly or tolerate Gwyneth Paltrow”

Lost it at the “up and down ones” to describe dinosaurs, choked until I couldn’t breathe. 😂😂

"Good afternoon. What are you?" - Me when I saw a dog in my house that was adopted by my mother unbeknownst to me

I wish the archaeologist had elaborated on why some very old stuff ends up buried while other very old stuff (like Stonehenge) stays on top.

@texaswunderkind

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. And while we're at it, get some geologist to explain how trees got two miles underground to make coal.

@eldub4124

Жыл бұрын

when leaves fall and grass dies it creates compost, times that by a few hundred years and that’s why you have to dig to find archeology

The sheer cynicism is epic. She does all this with the most serious face. You just wait for the next sentence coming out of her mouth.

"Maybe if Shakespeare had thought a bit harder, he'd have put some magic murders in, like a big magic hand coming out of a toilet and pulling someone's ass inside out." That made me laugh out loud.

@mrfrog1794

Жыл бұрын

I cried

@on-line10

10 ай бұрын

cringe tf idiotic -_-

" What's you background? No , I mean your background is it your office or your living room? " 😂😂😂😂😂

She sounds like me during an exam that I didn't study for

It was a particularly challenging time for the gluten-intolerant.

@classicaldeb

Жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha!

@Azlak-hj9yi

11 ай бұрын

It missed out her follow up of “but luckily no one was middle class yet”

@theguardian8317

10 ай бұрын

@@Azlak-hj9yi brutal!

The up and down ones ate the across ones 😂😂😂

We need her mate Paul cameo

@ThatGuyJeremy

Жыл бұрын

I wanna know if he’s real or not

@Drabee

Жыл бұрын

his real name is Barry Shitpeas, just search him on KZread, he is ace!!

The way I describe these shows to people is, a multi-episodic standup routine with the interviewees as the "straight-man" in the comic duo. It's an absolute genius premise, and oh, so well executed. 👽✌️

@caineblackknife2443

Жыл бұрын

It's the Borat/Ali G formula.

"Good afternoon, what are you" that's how I'm starting every afternoon conversation now lol

when she's eating a banana and gets on her phone lool

6:51 the fucking crunch

“Despite it being completely fucking unwatchable”

"Back then they were cutting edge, because they had a cutting edge"

I think the funniest moments for me are the very small details you didn’t see coming. She’s doing a voice over and there’s the mispronunciation of a word. “It’s fas-kinating how…”

@TheVicar

Жыл бұрын

She's good, but check out Doctor Steve Brule

"The up and down ones ate the across ones"

I would've included the line (I think it's from "What is Clocks?") where she begins the interview of an expert with the question: "Hello science man, who are you?"

the first clip made me laugh so hard that I wasn't expecting THAT in the first few seconds.

2:06 I want to believe this wasn't scripted and she just saw an opportunity and was very proud to take it.

6:03 The magic hand pulling someones ass inside out comboed directly into immediatley getting bored and pulling out a banana from who knows where killed me.

Tyrannicalsawdust Rex. I don't know why that got me so bad. 😂

Every facial expression and spoken line in these segments is priceless.

The up and down ones ate the across ones. That's perfect biology/paleontology

"King Arthur Came a lot"

I live for this series, thank you

@ThatGuyJeremy

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

0:54 Nothing more genuine than that facial expression right there

1:09 is the single funniest clip i've seen all year 😭😭😭

"He couldn't fly or tolerate Gwyneth Paltrow." God damn, rush her to an ER!

She's too good to be true!

"ARE YOU FUCKINGJOKING??" I think I may of passed a kidney stone laughing!

Standing at the end of your village, seeing how far you can jump 😂😂😂

The “Whos told you that?” At 6:43 is priceless😂

0:42 the look on his face

describing the dinosaurs as “the across ones” and “the up-and-down ones” 😂

Watching her as an ignorant American who is socialized to believe all British folks are uptight, classist and always appropriate is killing me. I can't stop laughing.

@caineblackknife2443

Жыл бұрын

Wait til you see Da Ali G show.

@nathandts3401

11 ай бұрын

I mean we have that stereotype because we've been struggling with a class war for a thousand years.

@chadthompson3003

9 ай бұрын

​@@nathandts3401tbf I don't think we truly hate you, it's more of a rivalry or something similar to that. Cheers from United Steaks

@jinxx7872

9 ай бұрын

you couldnt be more wrong lmao

@nathandts3401

9 ай бұрын

@@topherthe11th23 It can be argued when the country came into existence, but around about a thousand years, yeah. Much earlier than that and you've got a lot of smaller kingdoms and I don't have anyone to directly blame.

I’m 6 concussions deep and my mental processing is similar to hers at this point…

I really want to speak with British accent …. I mean it!!!! She is getting away saying most hilarious shit with the straight face and British accent! Brilliant!

@PaleTyche

Жыл бұрын

Her accent is Lancashire accent. :)

@tricky1581

Жыл бұрын

Oh no my dear. A British accent is way way way out of your league if you genuinely believe that the strangely orange man baby tax dodging narcissistic insurrectionist tRump didn't lose fair and square.

@buildTheWALLNOW

Жыл бұрын

@@tricky1581 lol orange man is all you got to say lol

Underrated bit, how she delivers the line “…on his….intimate skin”

She is so consistent 🤯

Eating a banana as he recites Shakespeare 😂

1:01 "That is the first and most disgusting..." hahahahha

6:12 I’m an actor and this is what a lot of auditions are actually like

First 2 seconds into the video and “what are you?” Damn I laughed so hard

The single crisp in the sandwich during the zoom interview got me. It got me so bad 😂

Tyrannic-sawdust-Rex I just can't 🤣🤣🤣

I have this image of Lucy Worsley rolling on the floor, pounding her fists on the rug in gales of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

Came a lot = Camelot. Hahahahahaha : ) She is the funniest woman so far. Love her!

This lady is hilarious 😅

That she keeps a straight face is unbelievable... they must do multiple takes sometimes.

every job interviewer ever: "you sound like an expert, what's your background?"

Saying what she's saying with a straight face - superpower. I can't.

"He couldn't fly or tolerate Gwenyth Paltrow" I choked lmao

0:04 you can see the woman’s brain shut down and reboot.

"Have u thought about just selling celebrities for their organs?" I'm sure someone has

Interviewer is amazing, she is definitely upfront, but very respectful and someone who like to build world without conflict, we respect her i am sure she loves her country and amazing character.

Of all her best series this one is THE best by far :D

1:03 is amazing, I love how blunt he is!

"He couldn't fly or tolerate Gwyneth Paltrow" LOL. Tolerating her is 100% a super power

02:00 Had me genuinely LoL 😂

She’s brilliant. “Who are you…?”

Why did they buried their stuff underground? - haha hilarious 😂

She keeps me alive

"what is your background?" knocked me silly!

I know this is a character, but she is all of us. Stop lying to yourself

@Jake-vh6jp

Жыл бұрын

What are you?

@SummerDream222

Жыл бұрын

@@Jake-vh6jp Alien.

@Deailon

Жыл бұрын

I am afraid, by trade I am one of the people she would great "Hello, what are you?' ;)

6:47 her asking the most unrelated and rude question, him with a straight lifeless face, and the shot cutting to her taking a bite out of her sandwich is absolutely top tier comedic cinematography

I lost it when she started eating during a fucking zoom call

At 2:20 this is the absolute best phrasing for dinosaurs that I have ever heard. She is hilarious

3:53 "This tyraniclesawdust rex" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The first joke already has me dying

I want to meet her mate Paul.

Wish she went further with the archaeologist. "If you dig up old stuff, does that mean the Earth is getting bigger? Like, in the future, all our new stuff with be in the ground, and we'll be next to Mars or something. Take a train over. That'd be great."

@skyfall-tj6fm

8 ай бұрын

What??