"All I want for Christmas is pure cash" I feel you

@CyberController-

Жыл бұрын

That kid should be P.M, can't do worse than the last couple.

@ascgazz7347

Жыл бұрын

@@CyberController-it was a kid *just like that* that’s in charge now! Remember? The one that didn’t have working class friends? Nearly a billionaire and still doing nothing for the country. Make a poor person PM then we’ll see change for the better.

@michaelbruce3050

Жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍

@allyw7405

Жыл бұрын

A few lumps of coal be a good alternative

@cernunnos3699

Жыл бұрын

Same!

I love how the boy singing Jingle Bells looks both terrified and yet so sure of himself

@TCt83067695

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't make out a single word

@zetaofife

Жыл бұрын

Glad to see that Peter Kaye's children are as "funny" as him.

@louiseed1997

Жыл бұрын

"Old MacDonald is to right in a one horse open Sleighhh-ya!" Hehe. Cool wee dude x

"3 years in a row as Joseph" "You get used to it" That kid is brilliant

"Unexpected item in the bagging area. Its a child born out of wedlock" I can say I for once succeeded at a resolution. I quit smoking cigarettes and am staying completely away from nicotine! After 37 years!! Yes!

I think I know why Russell's mum doesn't appear very often here - she'd steal the show!

@AManWithAGODComplex

Жыл бұрын

Might be why.

This man never fails to impress me with his comedian skills

"What do you mean it's not my house?" I love the jokes where he adds one last punchline after the initial laughter

@debbiehartley8003

Жыл бұрын

Comic genius

All I want for Christmas is a hangover and massive credit card debt. I have realistic expectations! 😐

@Fetishmale

Жыл бұрын

Living your dream 😅

Oh God... "you've been naughty and so have I" 🤣🤣🤣 I wish you'd me naughty with me, Russel!

Russell does such a great job with Playground Politics 🤣

When I played in a nativity I was Mary and this doll that was meant to be Jesus it was wrapped up in a cloth. And I unwrapped it and tree Jesus off the stage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The singers at the end were great. She went for a high five and her mate left her hanging! 🤣

@minidude98

Жыл бұрын

And it turns out they were right, anyone really can be Prime Minister

One of the few accurately titled videos on KZread. Thank you Russell Howard for a very funny end of 2022 and may 2023 see you and all your fans in an even better situation.

Starbucks moved from America down to Bristol....I'm glad that little company is doing well.

Russell does SUCH a good drunk! 😂

Thank you Russell for making my morning happier. 👍❤

What a cutie singing jingle bells, bless him ☃️❤

Russell, mate love your work. You made my 2022 easier. Happy Xmas 🎄 and wonderful 2023

... and now back to having nothing to threaten the kids with until November.

Gotta appreciate Russell's writers for this show , they do make it good

"somethings wrong with him", lol they know you well.

"I'll even run for Prime Minister" aged like fine wine

I was in bed with flu for a whole week. R.H. videos helped me laugh my way through the illness 🤒 Thank you

And yet all those scare stories once again never materialised, there were no shortages.

@danhadley2676

Жыл бұрын

Sad that humanity make up such bull 😉

@ThatGuyThanus

Жыл бұрын

@@danhadley2676 it wasn’t humanity - it was the daily mail..

@danhadley2676

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuyThanus oh was it lol defo not humans then just plain old turds 😉🤣

@chris3483

Жыл бұрын

There’s a prime shortage, well loads of idiots fighting over it anyway 😂

@susansherlock6934

Жыл бұрын

A shortage of The Sun, The Daily Mail, etc... would we be broken hearted?

The squirty cream bit… 😂😂😂😂

@bendover7841

Жыл бұрын

Phrasing ffs

He "it's a film, 2 words" Me, without even looking: "Hot Fuzz". Literally the first movie that came to mind, and the best one of course.

in russell we trust

Russell Howard makes me laugh out loud ‼️😂

Wet A$$ British weather 😂😂😂

Great show Russell, you had me laughing aloud and I played this video many times.

I love this man.

I don't know how to feel about the fact that I guessed 'Hot Fuzz' INSTANTLY.

@jono.pom-downunder

Жыл бұрын

Mmmmew

I needed this today

Love your show Russell ❤️ you make me laugh a lot !! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Thanks for the year of laughs, Russell. Happy New Year

Looking back at how much 2021 laughed over needing a new PM... such simple times

I love your show Russell you are so talented

14:08 I learned yesterday that there are seat belt silencers...multi functional as bottle openers.

Man you are a total hoot!!

That cringe moment when u go for a high five and get ignored at the end🤣

@Caaine

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 Yeah I saw that! 😂😂

russell, the media explain why Boxing Day is called Boxing Day EVERY FREAKING YEAR. Its because it was the day household staff were given presents by the rich folk they worked for, or a "christmas box".

@geordievillan

Жыл бұрын

It was also the traditional day to give to the alms houses in the charity boxes. Coincidentally timed to happen just after having finished for the day at work... Have to admire that priestly thinking, eh? Well, the church takes money every time it can all year, which is pretty crappy, but hey-ho we just applied EXTRA religious pressure yesterday to be a good christian so now we can fleece the plebs some more! Gotta take advantage. For the lords sake, ofc. Not for the good of the corporation. no siree. ofc not.

I'm crying here!! 🤣 x

"He's behind you!" Paranoid's in the audience "ARRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!"

White powder ? Must be flour lol 😂

Happy New year Russell 💋

Hey russ I remember hearing from parents or Qi or a program alike that Boxing Day got its name because it used to be the day you boxed things up after all the Christmas festivities and took them round to friends etc ☺️ my dad loved QI LOL

I live for my Christmas rat pancakes🎅🐀

Brilliant thanks ☠❤👍

That song at the end was great!

Something about children with a west country accent is just so funny to me. XD

Tesco's every little helps =every inch helps 🤣

6:27 oh my god those kids saw the queen dance deepfake didn't they 😭😭

That last bit "Anyone can do it" ,well if your names not Liz Truss . Addage

I would like this cold to bog off and so does my husband and daughter. Christmas tree is down.

Flo and Joan at the end were great, and it seems their song inspired Truss and Sunak to be PM, after all apparently any one can do it.

Wow! Flo and Jean’s take on running for Prime Minister in 2022 was remarkably prescient.

I got hot fuzz from that before you said it 😂

@vikkitee4686

Жыл бұрын

@@RussellHoward0 bloody Bots everywhere 🤖

Oh my I nearly wet myself at the seatbelt joke……

The best play I saw at the theatre was WAR horse

Let your phone auto-complete: All I want for Christmas is (blank) Here's mine. All I want for Christmas is the first time in a while back at the hotel. Ah.

@bbyjscx

Жыл бұрын

All I want for Christmas is a good one of them skulls

@bbyjscx

Жыл бұрын

🤐🤣

Flo and Joan was incredible

Hahah no way! I got Hot Fuzz 🤣 then he said it. Wtf!

Did any1 else notice the failed high dive at the end

Ahhh I’ll blame the shortage of beer on me brother clean blocked he feel asleep the hole of Christmas Day 😅

literally nobody gunna mention the song at the end? it was HILARIOUS!!

My car won't even release the handbrake if I don't have my belt on XD

Children are adorable and destructive also innocent

2:53 😂

The blonde lass on the right got completely pied for a high 5

I would vote for them as PM

Dreaming of a Squirty Cream Chrimbo?!

Reg timestamp 5:30 all I want for Christmas interview with school children, discussing hot chocolate with aerosol can whip cream, check out what the propellent in use, the gas inside can that causes product to exit can mix with propellent, here in my local Sacramento California we find Nitrous oxide. Same gas dentist uses to relax patients, some get very looped and goofy from nitrous, begs the question, might a cool swirl jet of imitation cream in the mouth along with a dose of nitrous oxide gas. Be habit forming, that feeling one associates with can cream swirling into mouth might not be just the cream. Wink.

Hey, KING Charles III calls his mother Mommy.

ill have the nut roast

Panto is amazing! Fairly tales with lots of rude jokes that the kids won't get thrown in. Great for kids👼🏽, great for adults that never grew up 😈. And it's all for charity.

Ooh I’m early, I’m not good at conversation with strangers

@OSFGR4

Жыл бұрын

Hello there

@Glasgow_kiss

Жыл бұрын

I’m not good at conversation with stranglers either.

@itookallthenames

Жыл бұрын

@@Glasgow_kiss neither am I

@itookallthenames

Жыл бұрын

@@OSFGR4 aaagh

@itookallthenames

Жыл бұрын

@@Glasgow_kiss ooh I see what you did there I’ll be in the kitchen

Then the driver gets pulled over and fined because she's not wearing a seat belt. She won't have many friends

@asbood112

Жыл бұрын

The passenger would be fined, not the driver. With the exception of height, the age of responsibility for seat belt wearing is 14. Under 14 and the driver is responsible and will be fined. Anyone 14 and above would be responsible for their own seat belt and would be fined.

@borountree4539

Жыл бұрын

@@asbood112 Interesting. In the USA the driver is responsible for all people in the car. If anyone slips the belt partially off or sneaks an open container of alcohol into the car the driver will be the one ticketed at best. I've had to kick people out of my car because they were drunk and wouldn't follow the rules. I agreed to be the designated driver that night, not risk losing my car over their idiotic behavior.

@skootergirl22

Жыл бұрын

Or she would be found dead if they were in a car accident, I hate seatbelts but I still wear them

I think they should bring back kids say the funniest thing with Russell Howard

It's 30 degrees in the summer, it's obvious why people aren't walking around with hot drinks 😂 Wonder who came up with that joke in the writing team lol

lol 😆

That song in the end was sadly accurate.

I'm starting to see a theme with the shitting jokes

I can’t eat turkey so I never have it for Christmas

The two women at the end are just brilliant xxxxx

386👍 Brilliant...

Little did they know what works happen 3 months later

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#2:27😂

was that advert on behalf of the labour party

So for a little bit I sung parody jingle bells so much I forgot the actual word's

😀Something's wrong with him! Yeah, he's fun.

Its called boxing day as traditionally children in the morning would only have time to unwrap presents not unbox them due to going to church. Boxday ironcally was when you unbox your presents and play with them

❤👍👊

Who the f.... would have a nut roast instead of a turkey lol, ever heard of a Chicken? We have had extremely large chickens that hardly fit in your oven instead of turkey since I was a kid cause turkey is dry and shit 😄 🤣

@scifirocks

Жыл бұрын

Vegans, vegetarians and pescetarians

@stu1987eng

Жыл бұрын

@@scifirocks the point is .... he is saying people will have to have (TRADE) turkey for nut roast due to shortages... my point is why not TRADE for chicken Those you mentioned are not even involved in this discussion

@itsafunnyoldworld

Жыл бұрын

@@stu1987eng Why not roast beef, pork, lamb which are all good far superior to turkey anyway

@stu1987eng

Жыл бұрын

@@itsafunnyoldworld Yeah any will do lol, I'm just saying chicken due to my personal experience as mentioned above, these chickens man... they are so big its crazy 🤪 idk if this local farmer my family gets them from has them on a treadmill breathing pure oxygen all year round 🤷‍♂️ but Jesus dude these ones rival any turkey I have seen in size and are much nicer roasted ... its a no-brainer 😄 🤣

@cathyortiz1280

Жыл бұрын

I like Duck for Xmas

We call it the right name ‘St Stephen’s Day’

Boxing day is from the Victorian era when rich people had servants would apart from the Christmas service had to make dinner for them. On Boxing day the rich people would give presents to them. In some countries in Europe they come in second Christmas not Boxing day.

You can always rely on Russell to find the most spoiled and obnoxious kids

As a vegan I'm compelled to defend nut roasts 😂 All that scaremongering and none of the shortages really happened other than turkey being very expensive due to bird flu (I think?) But my family just had chicken instead. No big deal really. 🤷‍♀️ It's almost as if the media sensationalised things again, though a bit of a guilty pleasure is reading the comments in the daily mail.. 😂

It's called boxing day because it was the day the rich boxed presents for the poor

I do love him! I do. I do. I do!! 🎄🌺🕯️🌲 But. . . I hate the s___ jokes. I really do!