Best of Caleb the Cannibal | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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People sure are complicated beings...just look at Jake's friend Caleb. He is nice, friendly, loves his woodworking, but he's also eaten 9 children.
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  • @Ibelieveinmagic
    @Ibelieveinmagic4 жыл бұрын

    They did Caleb dirty with the title. It should have been "Best of Caleb the Woodworker"

  • @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040

    @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking about that

  • @heatheroddi1615

    @heatheroddi1615

    3 жыл бұрын

    Miguel Alfonso Murillo well idk... he wanted to be known as a woodworker. But he was a canibal!

  • @heatheroddi1615

    @heatheroddi1615

    3 жыл бұрын

    ExerDose ok...ok...ok alright idk 😐!!!

  • @Googar12

    @Googar12

    3 жыл бұрын

    Caleb is a man of many talents, Woodworker and camp councillor!

  • @Philphy

    @Philphy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus was also a woodworker... and his apostles partook of his body at the LAST supper.

  • @isabellaellaellaeheheh
    @isabellaellaellaeheheh4 жыл бұрын

    You eat nine people and all of the sudden they don't know who you are *_aNyMoRe_*

  • @JABL53

    @JABL53

    4 жыл бұрын

    Relatable

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    4 жыл бұрын

    Relatable

  • @Aryan-zm6cg

    @Aryan-zm6cg

    4 жыл бұрын

    Relatable 😔

  • @saptarshibanerjee3971

    @saptarshibanerjee3971

    4 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @mildlyaggressivedesk1280

    @mildlyaggressivedesk1280

    4 жыл бұрын

    And a half*

  • @abdulmalik053
    @abdulmalik0533 жыл бұрын

    Jake has the weirdest bunch as his friends: obsessive Boyle, cannibal Caleb, Pontiac bandit Doug 😂😂😂

  • @b-gambit1stblock74

    @b-gambit1stblock74

    3 жыл бұрын

    Demented Pemento

  • @jarodon6511

    @jarodon6511

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sadistic Rosa

  • @curseds0ldier

    @curseds0ldier

    3 жыл бұрын

    Robo cop

  • @RK-in3iu

    @RK-in3iu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@b-gambit1stblock74 okay that rhymed

  • @alyssajain8923

    @alyssajain8923

    2 жыл бұрын

    obsessive amy

  • @YourName69420
    @YourName694203 жыл бұрын

    "The secret is you eat the evidence" *ThIs* *iS* *wHaT* *I* *cAlL* *a* *PrO gAmEr mOvE*

  • @zip1412

    @zip1412

    3 жыл бұрын

    I want to like so bad but its gonna mess with my OCD

  • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    3 жыл бұрын

    You eat nine people and suddenly they don't know who you are anymore

  • @Cryscorde

    @Cryscorde

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if he poisoned someone.

  • @nikkyboy1067

    @nikkyboy1067

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now you're thinking like Albert Fish

  • @jacksonadams9737

    @jacksonadams9737

    9 ай бұрын

    Can't be that much of a pro gamer mover if he got caught.

  • @tychogoedhart286
    @tychogoedhart2864 жыл бұрын

    "Best of caleb the cannibal" *proceeds to show all of Caleb the Cannibal*

  • @ayarimeriam4497

    @ayarimeriam4497

    4 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @outcastriley

    @outcastriley

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because all of Caleb the Cannibal is the best

  • @egregiouss

    @egregiouss

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@outcastrileyCaleb the woodworker :D

  • @26slic

    @26slic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because he’s a legend

  • @RPIXELN

    @RPIXELN

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@26slic And a cannibal.

  • @chernan7148
    @chernan71484 жыл бұрын

    I like the fact that even though Boyle clearly dislikes Caleb he still accepts a hug from Caleb.

  • @ilove27753

    @ilove27753

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Hernández what can I say? Boyle is a sucker for hugs 😂

  • @kennethpang294

    @kennethpang294

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ilove27753 so true

  • @rompe-laar

    @rompe-laar

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Hernández it’s Boyle what do you expect

  • @rompe-laar

    @rompe-laar

    4 жыл бұрын

    bleedingred lol we said the same thing

  • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk

    @TalkAsSoftAsChalk

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's what any member of the Boyle family would do. Atleast he didn't say "I love you" to him.

  • @theoph1932
    @theoph19323 жыл бұрын

    Come to think 2 out of 3 Jake's best friends are criminals: Caleb and Doug Judy

  • @amanishamaila1735

    @amanishamaila1735

    3 жыл бұрын

    wind wanderer and he’s a COP

  • @lividlarry1026

    @lividlarry1026

    3 жыл бұрын

    At first I read “cannibals” and was confused, as I didn’t notice Doug Judy eating someone...

  • @inaviatable118

    @inaviatable118

    3 жыл бұрын

    Recall the stew making accident. Charles admitted that he's on a terrorist watch list, so that kinda makes it 3 for 3.

  • @garfguy7409

    @garfguy7409

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doug is clean after getting clemency for his earlier crimes in like s4

  • @jokesarefunny4237

    @jokesarefunny4237

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, five friends, Rosa, Terry, Doug and Caleb :)

  • @hareesh99
    @hareesh993 жыл бұрын

    Imagine Caleb and Pimento meeting each other.

  • @abishekdas73

    @abishekdas73

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would be legendary

  • @MasterKey2004

    @MasterKey2004

    2 жыл бұрын

    Caleb would get really hungry seeing all the fat in Doug Judy

  • @brijrajshetty848

    @brijrajshetty848

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pimento literally ate a tongue once. I bet they'd be buddies.

  • @Rattenhoofd

    @Rattenhoofd

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pimento would probably end up completely weirding out Caleb. Caleb's thing is eating people, Pimento is all-around insane.

  • @midget4581

    @midget4581

    2 жыл бұрын

    Never thought about it but that would have been golden☺️☺️ mis the show😞

  • @SamJones-zv8tm
    @SamJones-zv8tm4 жыл бұрын

    The fact boyle hates the guy, but still gives him a hug when he asks is so boyle 😂

  • @outcastriley

    @outcastriley

    4 жыл бұрын

    I legit thought he was going to bite him the first time I saw it 😂😂

  • @mryang1500

    @mryang1500

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well he has admitted that he is a textbook people pleaser!🤣🤣

  • @toopro67

    @toopro67

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have the exact same name as you

  • @pinkgiraffe378

    @pinkgiraffe378

    4 жыл бұрын

    True 😂

  • @jessevanderveen4363

    @jessevanderveen4363

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's one of the most boyle things he has ever done

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa65234 жыл бұрын

    "So its hosted on" "Reddit" Cracks me up every time

  • @meowmeowie5992

    @meowmeowie5992

    3 жыл бұрын

    yess as a redditor, lmfaoooo

  • @FFKonoko

    @FFKonoko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obviously

  • @chaosprism144

    @chaosprism144

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caoimhejordan4047 "911, what's your emergency?"

  • @juliohintze595

    @juliohintze595

    3 жыл бұрын

    But wasn't he not familiar with technology?

  • @imnotgaybut6408

    @imnotgaybut6408

    3 жыл бұрын

    *COUGH* r/eyeblech *COUGH*

  • @sebastianbarron5063
    @sebastianbarron5063 Жыл бұрын

    Love that Caleb makes it a point that he doesn’t want his cannibalism to define him, but he sneaks a cannibalism reference every chance he gets

  • @Drew-hl3mc

    @Drew-hl3mc

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @amelif5286

    @amelif5286

    5 ай бұрын

    you know when you have an extremely niche interest you just cant help but sneak little references

  • @jacobmccain8082
    @jacobmccain8082 Жыл бұрын

    "They were children Jake! Weak little children! One conk on the head was all it took!" Caleb the cowardly cannibal what a character.

  • @alixxander82

    @alixxander82

    5 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Storm_Bird456
    @Storm_Bird4564 жыл бұрын

    Brooklyn Nine Nine The show that made me like a guy who eats people.

  • @nathanlatham5651

    @nathanlatham5651

    4 жыл бұрын

    He also killed and ate children. Im surprised they took the joke that far.

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    *woodworker

  • @salonii6345

    @salonii6345

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmao so tru

  • @biancavirban9298

    @biancavirban9298

    4 жыл бұрын

    For me it was the second time, I've watched Hannibal too

  • @kweeniepiez

    @kweeniepiez

    4 жыл бұрын

    not people, children 😂😂😭😂

  • @osmanyaman7249
    @osmanyaman72494 жыл бұрын

    Instantly switching to cannibal mode at the end of the conversation is straight up brilliant

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    It never fails to make me laugh so hard

  • @lucas-xf7rc

    @lucas-xf7rc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr😂😂

  • @derickviana8858

    @derickviana8858

    2 жыл бұрын

    Woodworker*

  • @Lahng_Blackduke

    @Lahng_Blackduke

    Жыл бұрын

    IKR? I started doing that and it's never failed.

  • @bodaciousskies

    @bodaciousskies

    11 ай бұрын

    He always goes in too close and i always expect it and it still makes me laugh 😂😂

  • @nishatsayyed8326
    @nishatsayyed83263 жыл бұрын

    0:09 He says he ate 9 people 4:24 He said 9 ½ 😰 Someone might be missing from that prison........

  • @LaMortDeLaMusique

    @LaMortDeLaMusique

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah he says there's stuff they can't even pin on him so there's more than 9 people in all likelihood.

  • @Emmmmmmmm111

    @Emmmmmmmm111

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dear lord he left the other half just there

  • @Kaz70009

    @Kaz70009

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Emmmmmmmm111 Or he was caught while eating.

  • @DastardlyDawar

    @DastardlyDawar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Kaz70009 Or it was an amputee

  • @DastardlyDawar

    @DastardlyDawar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jordangate7742 i don't think they'd let children into prison.

  • @csalvalaio
    @csalvalaio2 жыл бұрын

    It's so funny, Hannibal's mask brings a suspense, and then it shows Caleb's friendly face.

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn4 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing to think about that Caleb is the principal from Mean Girls.

  • @syabilaazri7834

    @syabilaazri7834

    4 жыл бұрын

    The principal from Mean Girls who hold the baseball bat and smash the fire alram to stop a high school riot....awsome...

  • @james_greeny2180

    @james_greeny2180

    4 жыл бұрын

    I guarantee you its one of his new identity’s

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic

    @TheFlair4thedramatic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Syabila Azri “Hell no! I did not leave the south side for this!”

  • @15xoxo93

    @15xoxo93

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nehir Akın he’s also from grown ups

  • @zaraahmed8476

    @zaraahmed8476

    4 жыл бұрын

    And from the Goldbergs

  • @c_fletch9325
    @c_fletch93254 жыл бұрын

    ‘They were children Jake!’ Weak little children! One little bump on the head was all it took...’

  • @adarshrai5827

    @adarshrai5827

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what he used to "bump" their head's

  • @finalgeneration1462

    @finalgeneration1462

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@adarshrai5827probably a bat or a rock .I'd prefer the crowbar , less of a mess .

  • @noleksum5961

    @noleksum5961

    4 жыл бұрын

    One little bonk

  • @adarshrai5827

    @adarshrai5827

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@finalgeneration1462 cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

  • @greatwhitesufi

    @greatwhitesufi

    4 жыл бұрын

    The guard's face as he was saying that, though. "Get this man out of my sight"

  • @blacknite8060
    @blacknite80602 жыл бұрын

    The prison guard needing no provocation to assault Jake is hilarious and sad at the same time.

  • @kartikpandey1353
    @kartikpandey13533 жыл бұрын

    "Man, my cousin was so tasty." Why does this line crack me up every time?

  • @zinzisibanda8677
    @zinzisibanda86774 жыл бұрын

    “A cop and a cannibal” that sounds like a great movie

  • @miekelei2761

    @miekelei2761

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zinzi Sibanda just watch Hannibal by Bryan Fuller. Best tv series I ever saw. Not an adaptation but a reinvention.

  • @birdiewolf3497

    @birdiewolf3497

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@miekelei2761 Lol right? I was like we already did that with Hannibal.

  • @miekelei2761

    @miekelei2761

    4 жыл бұрын

    Birdie Wolf we did, and it was beautiful

  • @devansh6956

    @devansh6956

    4 жыл бұрын

    Silence of the lambs parody

  • @seraben7100

    @seraben7100

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@devansh6956 damnnn yus

  • @Danny_mahi
    @Danny_mahi4 жыл бұрын

    "Cop work is a lot like cannibal work" "The watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end"

  • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Come on man"

  • @SuhritChaudhuri

    @SuhritChaudhuri

    3 жыл бұрын

    😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @HarveySpecterYT

    @HarveySpecterYT

    2 жыл бұрын

    "He sounds like a gross dude"

  • @GK-ll9vv

    @GK-ll9vv

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 "I can't believe this. I'm gonna die in here and you're gonna eat my castrated body."

  • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GK-ll9vv "well it'd be a pretty boring meal without dessert"

  • @naughtymelon6712
    @naughtymelon67123 жыл бұрын

    “It’s hosted on...” “Reddit” “Obviously” Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

  • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916

    3 жыл бұрын

    R/cannibalcorner

  • @thefausty5195

    @thefausty5195

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 please tell me that subreddit does not exist, atleast now.

  • @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034

    @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thefausty5195 it does.

  • @thefausty5195

    @thefausty5195

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034 FUCCCC- - -

  • @noonespecial9704

    @noonespecial9704

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@thefausty5195If you think thats bad, theres a subreddit for pedos

  • @Rocketrobinson6790
    @Rocketrobinson67902 жыл бұрын

    8:49 I love how Charles first instinct was to grab Jake and pull him away from Caleb instead of running away. He really is Jakes best friend

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita1544 жыл бұрын

    *CALEB* : _Who are we eating? I won't eat kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid is tasty._

  • @mysteriousmysticc7810

    @mysteriousmysticc7810

    4 жыл бұрын

    👍👍👍

  • @ipshita154

    @ipshita154

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mysteriousmysticc7810 thanks for stating the obvious mate

  • @wormdanst3263

    @wormdanst3263

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mysteriousmysticc7810 r/woosh

  • @akashsalim2236

    @akashsalim2236

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pimento and Caleb should have met. Epic dialogues galore!

  • @sarahshannon1596

    @sarahshannon1596

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m do glad you guys thought of me! You’re NOT gonna regret this!

  • @jcosmos27
    @jcosmos274 жыл бұрын

    “With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce”

  • @lucas-xf7rc

    @lucas-xf7rc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr , sheesh , how couldnt they see that 😂😂

  • @syabilaazri7834

    @syabilaazri7834

    4 жыл бұрын

    Celab have his point. As someone who done cooking in the house, my mom told me that nobody would like to eat a dry meat and would put some sos or gravy to make it moist and easy to eat...

  • @violetwhitehorn1763

    @violetwhitehorn1763

    4 жыл бұрын

    “See Charles he’s a goody just like you” 😂

  • @Sam-it2gi

    @Sam-it2gi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Violet XOX Jake said “foody” as in food-lover, not goody

  • @violetwhitehorn1763

    @violetwhitehorn1763

    4 жыл бұрын

    Samantha P I meant foody sos autocorrect

  • @user-qr6fs6ke7f
    @user-qr6fs6ke7f3 жыл бұрын

    "Just because I was arrested for cannibalism, it doesn't mean that all I like to eat is people." " *MAN MY COUSIN WAS SO TASTY* "

  • @shlomoshlomo963

    @shlomoshlomo963

    2 жыл бұрын

    He might just talk about tasty in sexual sense why being so negative all the time

  • @JamesAugust5

    @JamesAugust5

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shlomoshlomo963 The fact, that they were talking about food and how he is a cannibal, it was most likely about how the cousin tasted.

  • @shlomoshlomo963

    @shlomoshlomo963

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JamesAugust5 yeah how he tasted down there 😏

  • @stevengarcia5210

    @stevengarcia5210

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shlomoshlomo963 i think you forgetting he ate childrens, which mean his cousin was a child

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shlomoshlomo963 Ugh, what you are suggesting is still wrong though? The smile face makes it even creepier...

  • @kamakshisubramani476
    @kamakshisubramani4763 жыл бұрын

    Caleb: no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce Jake: see Charles he is a foody like you Charles: who are youuuuu!!!? LMAO😂😂

  • @lj5604
    @lj56044 жыл бұрын

    I hope they make him like the Poniac bandit where he appears atleast 1 episode per season.

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes! It would be easy to write into an episode too. "Hey, we need to talk to a psycho to think like a psycho. Ohhhh Caleb..."

  • @gametroller1

    @gametroller1

    4 жыл бұрын

    I used to Have the same picture and user name but my fave anime is JJBA it’s better trust me. I loved death note but JOJO is just levels bro.

  • @tychogoedhart286

    @tychogoedhart286

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or he like escapes once, and then he is put back in prison after Jake just accidentally comes across him while tracking a different cannibal, except he stumbles upon Caleb instead, who nobody realuzed escaped because everyone thought he'd been eaten himself by his new protected custody cellmate, who was also a cannibal. Except instead, he bit off a few of his toes and a finger, maybe in a short clip where he is like "man, I hate toes" and then he bends forward out of frame and it cuts to jake's horrified face as Caleb explains how he then rubbed the stumps on his cellmate's sleeping face before he climbed out through the ceiling panels. And then the next season they visit him in his new gouse because he was released for some reason and he is like " yeah no I don't eat people anymore, I left that behind." But when Jake wants to go into the kitchen Caleb's like "NO! Erhem, I meant: no, you don't wanna go in there. I have horrible sewage problems in the sink plumbing, it smells like the inside of a toddler's colon" and jake is like " why do you know what that smells like? You know what, I don't want to know" as in the background some blood begins to seep under the door, and then Jake just leaves

  • @sumaya1255

    @sumaya1255

    4 жыл бұрын

    tycho goedhart thats actually soo good omg

  • @MegaLowkiller

    @MegaLowkiller

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gametroller1 jojo sucks

  • @micamarieabesamis
    @micamarieabesamis4 жыл бұрын

    Caleb trying to film Peralta and FAILING is easily one of the funniest scenes ever

  • @saradhie8268

    @saradhie8268

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually one of the most BOYLE things ever. He's done that too. Probably why Jake connected with him quickly. Caleb shared a similar weirdo vibe with Charles.

  • @varunikaloganathan2101

    @varunikaloganathan2101

    4 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing when I watched that, it's probably one of my most favourite scenes.

  • @ZacThaBarber

    @ZacThaBarber

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best scene imo is the interrogation where he gets Phillip to confess

  • @micamarieabesamis

    @micamarieabesamis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gtamaster Gaming agreed. Not a funny scene though

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tim Meadows as Caleb was so good, I really hope he pops on more often, maybe like a once a season type thing like they do with the Pontiac Bandit.

  • @tongsengpedas
    @tongsengpedas3 жыл бұрын

    Jake: "10 seconds is an eternity Caleb. It's a third of the way to Mars!" Caleb: "Jake we've talked about this 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact"

  • @nont18411

    @nont18411

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tongseng pedas I understood that reference

  • @mythribg3349

    @mythribg3349

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is that in this video?

  • @johnathanholmes1297
    @johnathanholmes129710 ай бұрын

    Jake has an incredible talent of making friends with strange but charming criminals.

  • @vaishnaviamin
    @vaishnaviamin4 жыл бұрын

    I know he's a cannibal but... *He's so sweet!!!*

  • @D3niz3n

    @D3niz3n

    4 жыл бұрын

    As sweet as the flesh of a diabetic child

  • @adarshrai5827

    @adarshrai5827

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@D3niz3n with picante beef ramen

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Woodworker

  • @ugh1230

    @ugh1230

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's what he said

  • @AJ69238

    @AJ69238

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Studio Autio that's what she said

  • @thatgirlwiththatbook2191
    @thatgirlwiththatbook21914 жыл бұрын

    "See Charles, he's a foodie like you." "WHO ARE YOU??" still my fav part HAHAHA

  • @sharifhusen849

    @sharifhusen849

    Жыл бұрын

    Adeen

  • @Howyaduing

    @Howyaduing

    5 ай бұрын

    Yet he went for a hug with the cannibal

  • @forallthestupidshit3550

    @forallthestupidshit3550

    3 ай бұрын

    Doesn't Jake ask Boyle to stop flexing at some point? That was my favorite.

  • @BeastWarsFan
    @BeastWarsFan3 жыл бұрын

    "Give me a hug, Boyle." *"NO!!!"* BWF

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez032 жыл бұрын

    I love how he is "normal" while Jake is with him, but the second he tells him he is getting out Caleb tries to eat him and everyone

  • @harveyjoe2496
    @harveyjoe24964 жыл бұрын

    "ow ow ow He poked me in my tummy!" The only appropriate response to being shanked in the lung

  • @ilou9129

    @ilou9129

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gut

  • @mikeoxmaul9386

    @mikeoxmaul9386

    2 жыл бұрын

    You need to see a doctor if you lungs are that far down

  • @jeremytung1632

    @jeremytung1632

    Жыл бұрын

    That or: how rude, the circle is now complete, or if your lucky enough to leave it in “this is mine now”

  • @Tharsix36

    @Tharsix36

    Жыл бұрын

    I have a harrowing thought that one of his victims reacted like that 😳

  • @yuvanmarimuthu4909
    @yuvanmarimuthu49094 жыл бұрын

    *"Man my cousin was so tasty"* Caleb~ Somehow my favorite character

  • @AJ69238

    @AJ69238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alabama 100

  • @clayongunzelle9555

    @clayongunzelle9555

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @OLDmanBOB
    @OLDmanBOB10 ай бұрын

    Caleb's most unforgivable act is being a Reddit mod

  • @deadoralev
    @deadoralev2 жыл бұрын

    "they were children, jake, weak little children...one conk on the head was all it took" laughed so hard at that part

  • @izzyfrost647
    @izzyfrost6474 жыл бұрын

    9:01 “no it’s true, we’re friends” “he ate KIDS!” “well, people are complicated!” the will graham energy this has 😂

  • @annadsouza6631

    @annadsouza6631

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hannigram fan high five!

  • @aaa_1727

    @aaa_1727

    4 жыл бұрын

    But but... Did Hannibal eat kids?? I always thought his meals were adults..

  • @winnien1772

    @winnien1772

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aaa_1727 considering how rude kids are?

  • @aaa_1727

    @aaa_1727

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@winnien1772 haha. Maybe he used them as appetizers or fillers

  • @winnien1772

    @winnien1772

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aaa_1727 😂😂 but I don't want to think that about my favourite cannibal

  • @nimishasrivastava1312
    @nimishasrivastava13124 жыл бұрын

    'He ate 9 kids!!!!* 'Well, people are complicated..' . . OMG 😂😂😂😂

  • @ArgieGrit

    @ArgieGrit

    4 жыл бұрын

    "He's a foodie just like you"

  • @synxvial7374

    @synxvial7374

    4 жыл бұрын

    ArgieGrit01 “who are you!?”

  • @andyelgrand0

    @andyelgrand0

    3 жыл бұрын

    9.5 actually

  • @tarikbadi1837
    @tarikbadi18373 жыл бұрын

    To me he was the funniest person in the Show. I laughed at every line

  • @theodoretekkers

    @theodoretekkers

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr. Just don't hug or touch him.

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    2 жыл бұрын

    The funniest side-character (or in the top) - sure; but in the whole show???

  • @incanusolorin2607

    @incanusolorin2607

    2 жыл бұрын

    What about doug judy?

  • @salvatoresultana4058
    @salvatoresultana40585 ай бұрын

    “See Charles? He’s a foodie like you.” “WHO ARE YOU?!” 😂😂

  • @discver6660
    @discver66604 жыл бұрын

    Only few actors can make me want to be friends with a cannibal.

  • @TheLivingThanos

    @TheLivingThanos

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Mads Mikelsin and Anthony Hopkins are some of them

  • @stevengarcia5210

    @stevengarcia5210

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woodworker

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheLivingThanos These two are not supposed to be likeable though, they were supposed to be enignatic and scary. Especially Hopkins...

  • @azhari7968

    @azhari7968

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheLivingThanos Hopkins? Nope. Just the thought of his character might exists in real life somewhere is terrifying

  • @Ana.Garcia.

    @Ana.Garcia.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stevengarcia5210 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vaishnaviamin
    @vaishnaviamin4 жыл бұрын

    The watching... The following... The waiting for soccer practice to end. *C'mon man* XD

  • @ackee39
    @ackee393 жыл бұрын

    Caleb is literally only in the show for 3 episodes and yet he can have a 10 minute special with all his best moments.

  • @matthewgallaway3675

    @matthewgallaway3675

    Жыл бұрын

    Which three I only counted 2?

  • @marcusham2496

    @marcusham2496

    10 ай бұрын

    Actually four episodes, the first two episodes of Season 5, one episode in season 6 and the penultimate episode of the series

  • @ackee39

    @ackee39

    10 ай бұрын

    @@marcusham2496 this comment was made before the finale released, and yes youre right its four now :>

  • @fy7vi
    @fy7vi2 жыл бұрын

    The smile when he said “I guess but it be a pretty boring meal without dessert” like he is so excited for the idea 😂😂😂😂

  • @ayanava3243
    @ayanava32434 жыл бұрын

    This guy seriously needed to be a Regular! I.am.not.KIDDING!!!

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope he at least starts showing up once a season like Doug Judy

  • @alexinabox6931

    @alexinabox6931

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, they're setting him up for it...

  • @mattmoves5920

    @mattmoves5920

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah a cannibal who kills and eats kids. Much fun.

  • @keshrob4473

    @keshrob4473

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mattmoves5920 ikr 😅

  • @luckycennilagan9033

    @luckycennilagan9033

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want him to be given a Judy treatment

  • @kentinson1670
    @kentinson16704 жыл бұрын

    He's not a cannibal. He's a wood worker...who just happened to eat people.

  • @matholthe

    @matholthe

    3 жыл бұрын

    children

  • @random_commenter6904

    @random_commenter6904

    3 жыл бұрын

    mattis117 “well people are difficult”

  • @matholthe

    @matholthe

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@random_commenter6904 one konk on the head was all it took😂😂

  • @razlem
    @razlem3 жыл бұрын

    8:08 he's so cute at this lol

  • @migueloliveira283
    @migueloliveira283 Жыл бұрын

    "The secret is eat the evidence" - Caleb the wood worker

  • @mauricemallari6365
    @mauricemallari63654 жыл бұрын

    Charles, he's a foodie like you. Charles: who are youuuu? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexanderkaizer1095

    @alexanderkaizer1095

    4 жыл бұрын

    Charles is into eating tongues. As shown in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3 Episode 20. Pretty sure they aren't human if they aren't they are able to trick a person into thinking it came from a human body.

  • @ebonystave8035

    @ebonystave8035

    3 жыл бұрын

    also Charles: *eats tounges, feet etc from animals*

  • @analis_s

    @analis_s

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderkaizer1095 but animal

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston13024 жыл бұрын

    "Ow he poked me in my tummy" Lol 😂😂

  • @MidasButSilver

    @MidasButSilver

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, what we learn from that: Eating children makes you talk like a child.

  • @Keston1302

    @Keston1302

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wuut Da Hell Lol 😂

  • @photosbackup2618

    @photosbackup2618

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MidasButSilver you are what you eat

  • @UltraBoyII

    @UltraBoyII

    4 жыл бұрын

    the joke is so dark and scary

  • @gunzkillr2436
    @gunzkillr24363 жыл бұрын

    Charles: He ate kids Jake: Well people are complicated Love that part😂

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy4205 ай бұрын

    Picante beef is a street flavour, Caleb is a woodworker, Brooklyn 99 is the gift that keeps on giving😂

  • @nikolapetkovic4215
    @nikolapetkovic42154 жыл бұрын

    The secret is eating the evidence :D

  • @neilpemberton5523

    @neilpemberton5523

    4 жыл бұрын

    Caleb's best line

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best advice

  • @sparriax3379
    @sparriax33794 жыл бұрын

    Jake: “why don’t cannibals eat clowns?” Caleb: “why?” Jake: “because they taste funny” ..... Caleb: *“well, you’re not wrong”*

  • @santoshtripathi3814

    @santoshtripathi3814

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao😂😂

  • @declanclark8078

    @declanclark8078

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing Muffin haha

  • @dr.samuelhayden5408

    @dr.samuelhayden5408

    4 жыл бұрын

    why do cannibals dont eat russians bacause we have no delicious proteins because we never eat

  • @RoseSnitch

    @RoseSnitch

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dr.samuelhayden5408 this has gone way darker than i thought it would

  • @dr.samuelhayden5408

    @dr.samuelhayden5408

    4 жыл бұрын

    Talitha Belvarini good

  • @madnoirthethird
    @madnoirthethird2 жыл бұрын

    0:34 "The secret is eating the evidence"

  • @tdexth
    @tdexth2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Charles feel his friendship with Jake is threatened by Caleb.

  • @maemae9594

    @maemae9594

    Жыл бұрын

    He feels that way about all of Jake's friends

  • @haydenberends3905

    @haydenberends3905

    2 ай бұрын

    To be fair, a lotta those guys were red flags.

  • @danielbronfenbrener5601
    @danielbronfenbrener56014 жыл бұрын

    "It's a chatroom for people who like to talk about eating human beings but definitely won't act on it, wink, yeah it's hosted on..." "Reddit" "Obviously" LMAO by far the best part

  • @usagi2934

    @usagi2934

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was expecting them to say 4chan

  • @CyberController-

    @CyberController-

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@usagi2934 4chan is more racists and sexists from my experience.

  • @usagi2934

    @usagi2934

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CyberController- you right

  • @imjustczarina

    @imjustczarina

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@usagi2934 exactly. Reddit is heavily regulated so such forum wouldn't exist

  • @necrodistic

    @necrodistic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@imjustczarina Nowadays it is. A few years back it used to be as much of a lawless wasteland as 4chan is. So a cannibal subreddit could or probably did exist at some point.

  • @dandeborja3026
    @dandeborja30264 жыл бұрын

    9:09 Caleb: 'With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce.' Jake: 'See Charles, he's a foodie like you.' Charles: 'Who are you?!' 😂

  • @kadei7117

    @kadei7117

    3 жыл бұрын

    1.8k likes no replies weird

  • @yanadamie3184

    @yanadamie3184

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BCastless 2.2k likes but only 2 replies weird?

  • @cherianchirackaljoseph4933

    @cherianchirackaljoseph4933

    2 жыл бұрын

    2.5k like but only three replies

  • @somdeepdas8012

    @somdeepdas8012

    2 жыл бұрын

    2.7k likes but only 4 replies, weird?

  • @alessandrosole5417

    @alessandrosole5417

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bananas

  • @Ana.Garcia.
    @Ana.Garcia.2 жыл бұрын

    Intense Hannibal style shot, zoom in, dramatic music.... "JAAKE! IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! COME GIVE ME A HUG!"

  • @ayame585
    @ayame5853 жыл бұрын

    "The waiting for the soccer practice to end" I'm dead!

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii63454 жыл бұрын

    charles, he's serving three life sentences...no need to flex *im dead XD*

  • @nobblybobbly7717

    @nobblybobbly7717

    4 жыл бұрын

    So are the children

  • @rifahluqman5098

    @rifahluqman5098

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nobblybobbly7717 😂😂😂 good 1

  • @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17

    @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nobblybobbly7717 well really death sentences if you think

  • @MouldMadeMind

    @MouldMadeMind

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nobblybobbly7717 well afterwards they were.

  • @malaikarana9612
    @malaikarana96124 жыл бұрын

    TELL THAT TO MY WEINER! *I'm DOING THE BEST I CAN* 😂😂

  • @AlienFromanotherplanet-tq9nl
    @AlienFromanotherplanet-tq9nl2 жыл бұрын

    Jake: It’s true we’re friends. Charles: He ate kids! Jake: Well people are complicated.

  • @rkvking1463
    @rkvking14632 жыл бұрын

    "what hurts is prisoners are treated like that everyday" JAKE PERALTA MY BOY Y'ALL 🥺✨

  • @anishdhawan8321
    @anishdhawan83214 жыл бұрын

    "Its hosted on..." -*Reddit*

  • @Gemmabeta

    @Gemmabeta

    4 жыл бұрын

    Obviously

  • @leeoconnell2572

    @leeoconnell2572

    4 жыл бұрын

    Obviously

  • @samsmythe6600

    @samsmythe6600

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obviously

  • @heidurakeiiiiii5804

    @heidurakeiiiiii5804

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obviously

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan98924 жыл бұрын

    People: a cannibal that ate 9 people/children by knocking them in the head and a member of a chat group for psychos and serving three life sentences. There's no freaking way this would fit on a comedy show. Caleb the Cannibal: hold my hand. Not really, I'd bite it if I hold it.

  • @calto9226

    @calto9226

    4 жыл бұрын

    9 and a 1/2

  • @peterdavids31

    @peterdavids31

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@calto9226 Nice one 😂😂😂.

  • @maisy3919

    @maisy3919

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s not a member of a chat group, he’s an admin

  • @FFKonoko

    @FFKonoko

    3 жыл бұрын

    "people/children"

  • @christophersantrizos1657

    @christophersantrizos1657

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss18625 ай бұрын

    tim meadows' delivery is just so awesome.. it throws you off and draws you in at the same time.. he's such an underrated brilliant comedian..

  • @sreeharivenat8002
    @sreeharivenat80022 жыл бұрын

    Love how Caleb is there instead of Charles to gross out Jake even though he's in prison 😂 5:45

  • @kb5694
    @kb56944 жыл бұрын

    its hosted on reddit obviously

  • @tychogoedhart286

    @tychogoedhart286

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man, that's not all reddit is about, shit like this is more 8chan

  • @yeanahman2823

    @yeanahman2823

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tychogoedhart286 im worried about you man

  • @justas423

    @justas423

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yeanahman2823 why?

  • @mikavanoverveldt

    @mikavanoverveldt

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/peoplewholiketotalkabouteatinghumanbeingsbutdefinitallywontactonit

  • @oof-rr5nf

    @oof-rr5nf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikavanoverveldt ahahaahhahaahhaaa

  • @donn2527
    @donn25274 жыл бұрын

    Caleb needs to be a regular like what they did w Pimento for at least one season. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM

  • @charlescalthrop2535

    @charlescalthrop2535

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dom Century or the pontiac bandit. His scene’s are hilarious.

  • @donn2527

    @donn2527

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@charlescalthrop2535 pontiac is a great addition to the series and would love to see more of him as well

  • @cartoonishidealism582

    @cartoonishidealism582

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jake, Pimento, Caleb and Doug Judy. That would be an absolutely CHAOTIC team up

  • @donn2527

    @donn2527

    4 жыл бұрын

    CartoonishIdealism calling in The boys

  • @reecejohnson6357

    @reecejohnson6357

    4 жыл бұрын

    CartoonishIdealism and stevie shillings

  • @pga128
    @pga1283 жыл бұрын

    3:42 he's filming vertically but the recording later is horizontal, showing clearly that there were more than 3 tries

  • @ABC-xp8bd
    @ABC-xp8bd3 жыл бұрын

    5:19 Peralta lagging for a bit... *Task Failed Successfully*

  • @magicalunicorn5533
    @magicalunicorn55334 жыл бұрын

    "if you're gonna kill him you gotta kill me fi... oh god, he stabbed me Jake!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katiebayliss6735

    @katiebayliss6735

    4 жыл бұрын

    Owwwie he poked my tUmmY

  • @micamarieabesamis
    @micamarieabesamis4 жыл бұрын

    "The waiting for soccer practice to end" "cOME ON"

  • @willthewaffle9846

    @willthewaffle9846

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hockey is better

  • @footballsfinest4010

    @footballsfinest4010

    4 жыл бұрын

    TuVs 143 No hockey is trash

  • @whyhellothere9514

    @whyhellothere9514

    4 жыл бұрын

    TuVs 143 yep I totally agree

  • @tracksremastered7796
    @tracksremastered7796 Жыл бұрын

    'I'm just kidding, I'm probably friends with the guy online' Love that line.

  • @charliericker274
    @charliericker2742 жыл бұрын

    I knew it was coming but when Caleb tries to bite Jakes hand I still cracked up. What a good character and performance.

  • @themeeksta
    @themeeksta4 жыл бұрын

    Soooo basically every Caleb moment then 😂

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, how could you not, right?

  • @louisehvid8556

    @louisehvid8556

    4 жыл бұрын

    Every Caleb moment is a good Caleb moment;)

  • @jbearclowater

    @jbearclowater

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rasputin774 All these clips are from the first two episodes of season 5 and the second to last episode of season 6, I think

  • @themeeksta

    @themeeksta

    4 жыл бұрын

    Justin Clowater yh I think so

  • @HelloHi-ih1uf
    @HelloHi-ih1uf4 жыл бұрын

    8:50 the way Charles screamed for Jake 😭😂

  • @braeeee_

    @braeeee_

    3 жыл бұрын

    sounded like a moose

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice90402 жыл бұрын

    2:18 Love the look on the guard's face after Caleb says, "They were children, Jake! Weak little children!"

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Жыл бұрын

    Tim Meadows is such an underrated actor

  • @pinkgiraffe378
    @pinkgiraffe3784 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe that Caleb sacrificed himself for Jake.

  • @Raffalius

    @Raffalius

    3 жыл бұрын

    He would not, do it again. It really hurt!

  • @tuljajha

    @tuljajha

    3 жыл бұрын

    he regrets it

  • @mustafafaisal05

    @mustafafaisal05

    3 жыл бұрын

    Getting poked in the tummy aint no joke 😂😂

  • @justinrobinson692

    @justinrobinson692

    Жыл бұрын

    After that he made up his mind that he would eat him if he could

  • @thebandit0256

    @thebandit0256

    Жыл бұрын

    Well that's his Handler

  • @hishalmo8201
    @hishalmo82014 жыл бұрын

    He is the coolest cannibal ever

  • @akhilnair1137

    @akhilnair1137

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope , that spot goes to hannibal. He is pretty cool though.

  • @sumtingwong4748

    @sumtingwong4748

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Woodworker

  • @CrazyAsianDude

    @CrazyAsianDude

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, he's the coolest woodworker.......who happens to eat children.

  • @Tiffany-ov2jf

    @Tiffany-ov2jf

    4 жыл бұрын

    But you haven't met the other cannibals yet

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue3 жыл бұрын

    This show's humour and timing does a really good job at masking the dark parts of society

  • @andreachung396
    @andreachung396 Жыл бұрын

    Caleb is the most adorable cannibal ever.

  • @bhavyakukkar

    @bhavyakukkar

    Жыл бұрын

    that sentence can never sound right

  • @Michael-hc7cf
    @Michael-hc7cf4 жыл бұрын

    “You eat nine people, and all of a sudden they don’t know you anymore..” WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!!

  • @blazingfire7190
    @blazingfire71904 жыл бұрын

    Doesn’t matter how much Boyle dislikes someone, he’ll never refuse a hug

  • @rileyboondock9724
    @rileyboondock9724 Жыл бұрын

    I like how deeper in the series everyone just gets more comfortable with him being a cannibal and he just starts talking about it so freely😂

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon21439 ай бұрын

    I love this show. It has actual jokes. The call back to the bag of hair just made me laugh loudly in a coffee shop

  • @Psyduc
    @Psyduc4 жыл бұрын

    plot twist: Caleb was trying to eat Jake the whole time, he was just pretending to be friendly and waiting. (He is not good at eating adult) You can see how the moment he knew Jake is leaving he revealed his true self.

  • @FFKonoko

    @FFKonoko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah, he just had lost a lot of blood, he needed some protein to replenish. ;)

  • @pt7981

    @pt7981

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 Good one Psyfuck.

  • @titliroy4713

    @titliroy4713

    3 жыл бұрын

    He took a dagger for him. So they are friends. He can't resist his natural urges, but he really does consider Peralta his friend.

  • @LaMortDeLaMusique

    @LaMortDeLaMusique

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@titliroy4713 Honestly I think he only does it to freak Jake out, he only started doing it *after* being stabbed.

  • @noahnespoli4604

    @noahnespoli4604

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man that's dark

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside4 жыл бұрын

    8:30 It's hosted on- "*REDDIT*" oh come on. That's clearly 4chan territory

  • @FFKonoko

    @FFKonoko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Talking about niche interests, with wink wink not really stuff and criminal admins? Very Reddit. Right up there with the incels, the storm front, the various creepshot style ones, and of course, r/shoplifting and r/beatingwomen. Thankfully mostly banned now but yeah, it's a solid joke for a reason. :P

  • @TheHorseOutside

    @TheHorseOutside

    3 жыл бұрын

    FFKonoko that’s a heckin pointerino

  • @nayibarce1696
    @nayibarce16963 жыл бұрын

    What I find the funniest of all of this is that when Caleb grabs peralta hand after the first consultation for the crime, I've always notice some high pitch scream, after a lot of replaying I found out it was charles and it made it funny as hell

  • @RafidMahbub
    @RafidMahbub11 ай бұрын

    "You eat nine people and suddenly they don't know who you are anymore."

  • @GrimTheDestroyer
    @GrimTheDestroyer4 жыл бұрын

    Wait a minute, didn't Jake say he is physically not capable of having any facial hair?

  • @OverratedPerson22

    @OverratedPerson22

    4 жыл бұрын

    The things jail does to you, man...

  • @davvalaa7024

    @davvalaa7024

    4 жыл бұрын

    No just incapable of growing a moustache

  • @eenix

    @eenix

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prison changes people

  • @scottjones3297

    @scottjones3297

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why do you think they got hair from Romero?

  • @hjonkr6187

    @hjonkr6187

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he just can’t have a moustache, like if he shaves everything the stache slips off

  • @CelticGlasgow6788
    @CelticGlasgow67884 жыл бұрын

    ~has just been stabbed~”Ow Ow Ow he poked me in my tummy”

  • @creck9312
    @creck93123 жыл бұрын

    6:48 the monitor,nice.

  • @sosfof1164
    @sosfof11642 жыл бұрын

    I love Caleb so much. Like how could a cannibal be this adorable!

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