Rufus was a good-ole boy from the backwoods. One day he got a letter from an attorney that was representing a distant relative that had recently passed away in Boston. The relative had a will, and left quite a bit of money to Rufus, but he had to fly to Boston to receive it in person. Several of his relatives and friends chipped in money and bought him a plane ticket. Rufus had never been on an airplane before, and was quite nervous as he was boarding the airplane. Rufus took his seat, and pulled out his Bible and started to read it. A man sitting across from Rufus saw him reading his Bible and he asked, "Hey, are you one of those Bible Thumpers?" Rufus said, "Well, I ain't no Bible Thumper, but I believe what I read in the Bible." The man asked him, "Surely you're not dumb enough to believe that story in the Bible where Jonah got swallowed up by a big whale, and stayed 3 days in his belly, do you?" Rufus said, "If it's in the Bible, and God said it, I believe it. That's that!" The man said, "You aren't ever going to know for sure." Rufus said, "When I go to heaven, I'll find Jonah, and I'll ask him myself." The man said, "Well, what if Jonah isn't in heaven?" Rufus said, "Well then, you can ask him!"

@earlwheelock7844

15 күн бұрын

I wonder if the guy talking to Ruffus was even smart enough to know he had just been SLAMMED!!! 😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ROF LMAO on THAT one too ( thanks again Glennsmith976!!)!!

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I remember this joke, except it involves a Filipino horse cart rider, with the clock being the one on the Manila City Hall.

Lol good one.

A hilarious description of the human condition.

BOY!!!! THAT one caught me by surprise!!! THAT is what makes your jokes so funny ( sur hope that camel didnt have FLEAS)!! 😮😮🤐🤐😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!

@loljokes

14 күн бұрын

Caught ya! 😋

Ha Ha. This was funny. I thought that would be the punchline. Poor Camel lol. Great voices the tourist reminded me of the late Pee Wee Herman.😅

@user-xf2my3hq8x

14 күн бұрын

I thought that the Camel would wearing a watch. And if you can't figure it out please don't ask me to explain it to you. If you can, this is for someone who can't. Signed-Richard.

@kimberlycregger7341

14 күн бұрын

@@user-xf2my3hq8x 🤣

@loljokes

14 күн бұрын

Thanks Kimberly😋

@kimberlycregger7341

14 күн бұрын

@@loljokes 🙂

I heard this joke years and years ago only it was a Mexican and his donkey. He was sitting on the ground and did the same thing to the donkey to see the clock on the tower.

@loljokes

14 күн бұрын

I think this is common in most countries... 😋

Almost identical to one that I heard but it involved a Bull. Still hilarious though 😂😁🤣

@loljokes

14 күн бұрын

Mooo...

@earlwheelock7844

14 күн бұрын

Yes that tooooo!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆