Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 076: Catfish Jelly W/ Shane Torres

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  • @funkpapa1
    @funkpapa16 ай бұрын

    Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂

  • @josef2012
    @josef20126 ай бұрын

    My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂

  • @BPH55

    @BPH55

    6 ай бұрын

    Every episode 😂

  • @brennanweaver2439

    @brennanweaver2439

    6 ай бұрын

    This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious

  • @BurnoutBushido

    @BurnoutBushido

    6 ай бұрын

    “I+J” how lazy are you lmao

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    6 ай бұрын

    @@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?

  • @OctobersOblivion

    @OctobersOblivion

    6 ай бұрын

    @@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay

  • @Its_Norwegian
    @Its_Norwegian6 ай бұрын

    Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.

  • @himoragenma6416

    @himoragenma6416

    6 ай бұрын

    Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂

  • @funkpapa1

    @funkpapa1

    6 ай бұрын

    Nailed it. 37:30

  • @genellerobillard4560
    @genellerobillard45606 ай бұрын

    It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.

  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

    6 ай бұрын

    Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.

  • @codyholling6721
    @codyholling67216 ай бұрын

    This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌

  • @jarredfugleberg3994

    @jarredfugleberg3994

    6 ай бұрын

    Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know

  • @DRlFTIN

    @DRlFTIN

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.

  • @scottiesucks

    @scottiesucks

    6 ай бұрын

    exactly what I love about it most as well

  • @mchapman2424
    @mchapman24246 ай бұрын

    The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable

  • @SamAdams73
    @SamAdams736 ай бұрын

    Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen

  • @DamTheKid

    @DamTheKid

    6 ай бұрын

    Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?

  • @serenayflamenca
    @serenayflamenca6 ай бұрын

    The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤

  • @brokenst33l
    @brokenst33l6 ай бұрын

    Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.

  • @BROWNIEBEATS

    @BROWNIEBEATS

    6 ай бұрын

    lmao

  • @LFLucifear

    @LFLucifear

    6 ай бұрын

    put him in righteous gemstones

  • @erikmcarthur6077

    @erikmcarthur6077

    6 ай бұрын

    @a24 #a24 make this a thing

  • @thedude130

    @thedude130

    6 ай бұрын

    You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao

  • @hithere4719

    @hithere4719

    6 ай бұрын

    He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️

  • @jennhansonxlove
    @jennhansonxlove6 ай бұрын

    You guys are fun. My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂

  • @michaellopez8710
    @michaellopez87106 ай бұрын

    I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂

  • @mcgannstephen
    @mcgannstephen6 ай бұрын

    That master blaster line from shane was so good.

  • @motorhead412
    @motorhead4126 ай бұрын

    Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time

  • @tylerhaas611
    @tylerhaas6116 ай бұрын

    We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap

  • @phl_knives
    @phl_knives6 ай бұрын

    "Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"

  • @darrenlafond8587
    @darrenlafond85876 ай бұрын

    Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.

  • @sislater6334

    @sislater6334

    6 ай бұрын

    In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho

  • @lucky5cm
    @lucky5cm6 ай бұрын

    Like Mario and Luigi with those hats

  • @metonoma

    @metonoma

    6 ай бұрын

    the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast

  • @sporkspeak
    @sporkspeak6 ай бұрын

    this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    6 ай бұрын

    Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    6 ай бұрын

    Ya get what ya pay for, pal.

  • @tokoloshe42

    @tokoloshe42

    6 ай бұрын

    Fair is fair

  • @marcelwaddell6290

    @marcelwaddell6290

    6 ай бұрын

    I got hard

  • @sporkspeak

    @sporkspeak

    6 ай бұрын

    @@tokoloshe42 fair is fair

  • @gildedvibrations8927
    @gildedvibrations89274 ай бұрын

    I do this instead of therapy

  • @Kyle38A
    @Kyle38A6 ай бұрын

    Ian and Jordan are hilarious together. I love this podcast.

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams95146 ай бұрын

    If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad

  • @davidhunt7865
    @davidhunt78656 ай бұрын

    SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES6 ай бұрын

    Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.

  • @brittanywilson1796
    @brittanywilson17966 ай бұрын

    The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.

  • @robynhall3347
    @robynhall33476 ай бұрын

    The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.62466 ай бұрын

    Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.

  • @rachelcassandra9
    @rachelcassandra96 ай бұрын

    This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood

  • @ryanforesta1803
    @ryanforesta18036 ай бұрын

    Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan

  • @silverback3926
    @silverback39262 ай бұрын

    Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!

  • @Docoloco123
    @Docoloco1236 ай бұрын

    Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.

  • @Jacqie_Lee
    @Jacqie_Lee6 ай бұрын

    I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion4206 ай бұрын

    Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod

  • @kidwolfman
    @kidwolfman6 ай бұрын

    Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂

  • @himoragenma6416

    @himoragenma6416

    6 ай бұрын

    😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

  • @DemocracyJones

    @DemocracyJones

    6 ай бұрын

    If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol

  • @kidwolfman

    @kidwolfman

    6 ай бұрын

    HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones

  • @Deeken171

    @Deeken171

    6 ай бұрын

    This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN6 ай бұрын

    The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating

  • @gnomibee6785

    @gnomibee6785

    5 ай бұрын

    Non sexual being a very generous term here lol

  • @DRlFTIN

    @DRlFTIN

    5 ай бұрын

    @@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes

  • @Okey-McDokey
    @Okey-McDokey6 ай бұрын

    Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.

  • @DamTheKid

    @DamTheKid

    6 ай бұрын

    nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.

  • @roleat

    @roleat

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@DamTheKidI care

  • @Xprettypistol
    @Xprettypistol6 ай бұрын

    When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂

  • @Scufflegrit
    @Scufflegrit6 ай бұрын

    she pawed it

  • @therevern2733
    @therevern27336 ай бұрын

    Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD

  • @marcelwaddell6290

    @marcelwaddell6290

    6 ай бұрын

    POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!

  • @davidpatriot1082
    @davidpatriot10826 ай бұрын

    catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli

  • @roleat

    @roleat

    6 ай бұрын

    Please don't put fish on ice cream

  • @skar02
    @skar026 ай бұрын

    Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig

  • @marcelwaddell6290

    @marcelwaddell6290

    6 ай бұрын

    He looks like Felipe Esparza

  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?

  • @hithere4719

    @hithere4719

    6 ай бұрын

    Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂

  • @WalkingPaceWP

    @WalkingPaceWP

    5 ай бұрын

    I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums6 ай бұрын

    Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!

  • @addisonhodges1494
    @addisonhodges14946 ай бұрын

    This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.

  • @timothymurnane2626
    @timothymurnane26265 ай бұрын

    This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂

  • @jesuslovespotatoes
    @jesuslovespotatoes6 ай бұрын

    This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!

  • @dudemonn
    @dudemonn5 ай бұрын

    Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!

  • @Dragon_McFluteface
    @Dragon_McFluteface6 ай бұрын

    Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.

  • @ritardstrength5169
    @ritardstrength51696 ай бұрын

    Congrats on the dog 🐕

  • @ExxoBilly
    @ExxoBilly3 ай бұрын

    New favorite Pod 🔥🔥

  • @wookwares
    @wookwares6 ай бұрын

    Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!

  • @courtneykouhl
    @courtneykouhl5 ай бұрын

    Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys

  • @StregaSaturn
    @StregaSaturn6 ай бұрын

    Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    6 ай бұрын

    You tell him!

  • @DamTheKid

    @DamTheKid

    6 ай бұрын

    Why do you type? No friends?

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.

  • @gingerleaf707
    @gingerleaf7076 ай бұрын

    Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤

  • @BenjamenEllis
    @BenjamenEllis6 ай бұрын

    This show is great!

  • @lorenzonicks9254
    @lorenzonicks92545 ай бұрын

    Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs

  • @juliette1111casanova
    @juliette1111casanova10 күн бұрын

    Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep

  • @divorak9025
    @divorak90256 ай бұрын

    I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)

  • @DemocracyJones
    @DemocracyJones6 ай бұрын

    Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol

  • @Eyecyou64

    @Eyecyou64

    6 ай бұрын

    Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao Or he'd just leave

  • @DemocracyJones

    @DemocracyJones

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close

  • @Jacqie_Lee

    @Jacqie_Lee

    6 ай бұрын

    Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG6 ай бұрын

    Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t

  • @DamTheKid

    @DamTheKid

    6 ай бұрын

    Get friends

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    6 ай бұрын

    @@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌

  • @Eyecyou64

    @Eyecyou64

    6 ай бұрын

    Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him

  • @haha20121000

    @haha20121000

    6 ай бұрын

    Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂

  • @xasasas120
    @xasasas1206 ай бұрын

    Great guest great ep

  • @kaleinyasoftly6027
    @kaleinyasoftly60276 ай бұрын

    Catfish jelly 🤣

  • @inqui5ition
    @inqui5ition6 ай бұрын

    "Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao

  • @XaViiiElLoBO
    @XaViiiElLoBO6 ай бұрын

    Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂

  • @ericsmtbadventures9
    @ericsmtbadventures96 ай бұрын

    The amazing new comedy pod💯

  • @fukuuu
    @fukuuu6 ай бұрын

    Gummo! Hahaha Edit: also Shane's new special is great!

  • @ricksanchez5696
    @ricksanchez56966 ай бұрын

    *I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*

  • @18Callahan
    @18Callahan6 ай бұрын

    Nicotine Dolls 🥰

  • @user-hw4ud6vz9q
    @user-hw4ud6vz9q6 ай бұрын

    shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"

  • @user-hw4ud6vz9q

    @user-hw4ud6vz9q

    6 ай бұрын

    REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN

  • @CrimeEnjoyer
    @CrimeEnjoyer6 ай бұрын

    I have a huge crush on Jordan.

  • @xasasas120

    @xasasas120

    6 ай бұрын

    Welcome to the club

  • @rainbowbrizite7118
    @rainbowbrizite71186 ай бұрын

    I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!

  • @DamTheKid

    @DamTheKid

    6 ай бұрын

    Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy

  • @DemocracyJones

    @DemocracyJones

    6 ай бұрын

    Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    6 ай бұрын

    @@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a KZread account 😂

  • @winterthorns7533
    @winterthorns75335 ай бұрын

    I love y'all so much 12:48

  • @FloresG40
    @FloresG406 ай бұрын

    Fair is fair

  • @thoughtsmovereality
    @thoughtsmovereality6 ай бұрын

    These 2 haha The fighting and shit talking never gets old

  • @CorgiWrangler
    @CorgiWrangler6 ай бұрын

    Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies

  • @ryanscottadkins
    @ryanscottadkins6 ай бұрын

    The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂

  • @KitKatbrat27
    @KitKatbrat272 ай бұрын

    'That boy Shane can pump!' All Fantasy Everything Live Ep. 248 Drafting Weddings

  • @kanst22
    @kanst226 ай бұрын

    Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.

  • @hithere4719

    @hithere4719

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah he is way out of line.

  • @Test-zn9rs
    @Test-zn9rs3 ай бұрын

    The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂

  • @ssnyder5471
    @ssnyder54716 ай бұрын

    Bustin makes me feeeel gooood

  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv17006 ай бұрын

    This episode was too sexy for youtube.

  • @dawg.fo0dtattoos599
    @dawg.fo0dtattoos5996 ай бұрын

    "Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox6 ай бұрын

    Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...

  • @paulracine3813
    @paulracine38136 ай бұрын

    I can smell Jordan though the computer.

  • @zacharyammon4624
    @zacharyammon46246 ай бұрын

    "LED Soundsystem "

  • @davidhunt7865
    @davidhunt78656 ай бұрын

    "You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂... **GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**

  • @Blooperman122334
    @Blooperman1223346 ай бұрын

    "I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"

  • @Matts_Mind
    @Matts_Mind6 ай бұрын

    Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly

  • @chrisiscool6260
    @chrisiscool62606 ай бұрын

    Love OWTH and the Larry arms

  • @erikmcarthur6077
    @erikmcarthur60776 ай бұрын

    Ians outfit isnt offensive bc of the black socks white shoes. Keep aside of the double button down, its the fact the only thing matching is the canadian tuxedo.

  • @adamant_3337
    @adamant_33375 ай бұрын

    Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yurok23
    @Yurok235 ай бұрын

    Sexual tension has never been funnier😂

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma73466 ай бұрын

    run it up gang

  • @Slamdango6
    @Slamdango66 ай бұрын

    This is maybe the 3rd episode episode to come out since i started listening, and whenever I listen to them on The Bonfire I always thought they were a couple. And i listened to an episode and they both atart talking about dating and i was honestly like "oh no, they broke up. But theyre still doing the podcast, thats very mature of them." 😂😂😂😂

  • @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
    @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG6 ай бұрын

    Bummed I missed the Philly shows

  • @oysteinowen6921
    @oysteinowen692111 күн бұрын

    bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!

  • @loakey_fm
    @loakey_fm6 ай бұрын

    this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!

  • @hatcha6639
    @hatcha66396 ай бұрын

    If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use

  • @jarredfugleberg3994

    @jarredfugleberg3994

    6 ай бұрын

    Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥

  • @martinspiess8906
    @martinspiess89066 ай бұрын

    I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.

  • @zeroa69
    @zeroa696 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure jordan is only a couple pods away from going full dom and forcibly pegg ian on the patreon.

  • @villageroadgranite
    @villageroadgranite6 ай бұрын

    Dr. Bronner's is the best! And you could do 5 minutes on how weird the label is.

  • @hithere4719

    @hithere4719

    6 ай бұрын

    It is the most epic piece of literature one can read during a single dump.

  • @LorrayneGrayson
    @LorrayneGrayson5 ай бұрын

    Hidden you are in my heart BABOSI

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