Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 076: Catfish Jelly W/ Shane Torres
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Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂
My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
@BPH55
6 ай бұрын
Every episode 😂
@brennanweaver2439
6 ай бұрын
This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious
@BurnoutBushido
6 ай бұрын
“I+J” how lazy are you lmao
@josef2012
6 ай бұрын
@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?
@OctobersOblivion
6 ай бұрын
@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay
Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
@himoragenma6416
6 ай бұрын
Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂
@funkpapa1
6 ай бұрын
Nailed it. 37:30
It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
6 ай бұрын
Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.
This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌
@jarredfugleberg3994
6 ай бұрын
Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know
@DRlFTIN
6 ай бұрын
@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.
@scottiesucks
6 ай бұрын
exactly what I love about it most as well
The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable
Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen
@DamTheKid
6 ай бұрын
Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?
The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤
Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.
@BROWNIEBEATS
6 ай бұрын
lmao
@LFLucifear
6 ай бұрын
put him in righteous gemstones
@erikmcarthur6077
6 ай бұрын
@a24 #a24 make this a thing
@thedude130
6 ай бұрын
You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao
@hithere4719
6 ай бұрын
He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️
You guys are fun. My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂
I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂
That master blaster line from shane was so good.
Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time
We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
@sislater6334
6 ай бұрын
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho
Like Mario and Luigi with those hats
@metonoma
6 ай бұрын
the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast
this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.
@ThedeadlyOG
6 ай бұрын
Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha
@josef2012
6 ай бұрын
Ya get what ya pay for, pal.
@tokoloshe42
6 ай бұрын
Fair is fair
@marcelwaddell6290
6 ай бұрын
I got hard
@sporkspeak
6 ай бұрын
@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair
I do this instead of therapy
Ian and Jordan are hilarious together. I love this podcast.
If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad
SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂
Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.
The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.
The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.
This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood
Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan
Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!
Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod
Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂
@himoragenma6416
6 ай бұрын
😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
@DemocracyJones
6 ай бұрын
If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol
@kidwolfman
6 ай бұрын
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
@Deeken171
6 ай бұрын
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating
@gnomibee6785
5 ай бұрын
Non sexual being a very generous term here lol
@DRlFTIN
5 ай бұрын
@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes
Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.
@DamTheKid
6 ай бұрын
nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.
@roleat
6 ай бұрын
@@DamTheKidI care
When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂
she pawed it
Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD
@marcelwaddell6290
6 ай бұрын
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli
@roleat
6 ай бұрын
Please don't put fish on ice cream
Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig
@marcelwaddell6290
6 ай бұрын
He looks like Felipe Esparza
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
6 ай бұрын
@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?
@hithere4719
6 ай бұрын
Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂
@WalkingPaceWP
5 ай бұрын
I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.
Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!
This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.
This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂
This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!
Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!
Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.
Congrats on the dog 🐕
New favorite Pod 🔥🔥
Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!
Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys
Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.
@ThedeadlyOG
6 ай бұрын
You tell him!
@DamTheKid
6 ай бұрын
Why do you type? No friends?
@josef2012
6 ай бұрын
@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.
Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤
This show is great!
Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs
Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep
I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
@Eyecyou64
6 ай бұрын
Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao Or he'd just leave
@DemocracyJones
6 ай бұрын
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
@Jacqie_Lee
6 ай бұрын
Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.
Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t
@DamTheKid
6 ай бұрын
Get friends
@ThedeadlyOG
6 ай бұрын
@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌
@Eyecyou64
6 ай бұрын
Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him
@haha20121000
6 ай бұрын
Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time
@ThedeadlyOG
6 ай бұрын
@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂
Great guest great ep
Catfish jelly 🤣
"Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao
Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂
The amazing new comedy pod💯
Gummo! Hahaha Edit: also Shane's new special is great!
*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*
Nicotine Dolls 🥰
shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"
@user-hw4ud6vz9q
6 ай бұрын
REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN
I have a huge crush on Jordan.
@xasasas120
6 ай бұрын
Welcome to the club
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
@DamTheKid
6 ай бұрын
Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy
@DemocracyJones
6 ай бұрын
Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol
@ThedeadlyOG
6 ай бұрын
@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a KZread account 😂
I love y'all so much 12:48
Fair is fair
These 2 haha The fighting and shit talking never gets old
Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies
The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂
'That boy Shane can pump!' All Fantasy Everything Live Ep. 248 Drafting Weddings
Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.
@hithere4719
6 ай бұрын
Yeah he is way out of line.
The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂
Bustin makes me feeeel gooood
This episode was too sexy for youtube.
"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."
Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...
I can smell Jordan though the computer.
"LED Soundsystem "
"You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂... **GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**
"I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"
Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly
Love OWTH and the Larry arms
Ians outfit isnt offensive bc of the black socks white shoes. Keep aside of the double button down, its the fact the only thing matching is the canadian tuxedo.
Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Sexual tension has never been funnier😂
run it up gang
This is maybe the 3rd episode episode to come out since i started listening, and whenever I listen to them on The Bonfire I always thought they were a couple. And i listened to an episode and they both atart talking about dating and i was honestly like "oh no, they broke up. But theyre still doing the podcast, thats very mature of them." 😂😂😂😂
Bummed I missed the Philly shows
bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!
this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!
If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use
@jarredfugleberg3994
6 ай бұрын
Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥
I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.
Pretty sure jordan is only a couple pods away from going full dom and forcibly pegg ian on the patreon.
Dr. Bronner's is the best! And you could do 5 minutes on how weird the label is.
@hithere4719
6 ай бұрын
It is the most epic piece of literature one can read during a single dump.
Hidden you are in my heart BABOSI