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@SlayerTomentor

Жыл бұрын

This is my first time checking out this podcast. It's fucking killer!!👏🏼🤘🏻

@Dr.Vincent_D_Gilmer

3 ай бұрын

Does Jordan like Asian guys

@jacobhelde3301

13 күн бұрын

Love the theme song and love the pod been going vackt though to allt he older stuff I havent heard. Definitely wish new episodes would be hitting on KZread music side the same day that they hit the KZread regular side there's only up to May 5th uploaded on the KZread music side :-)

Always happy to see Stav in his natural environment, covered in crumbs.

@joeysantana8648

Жыл бұрын

Hi nick

@scrotooftheninefingers218

8 ай бұрын

Where else you want Daddy Stav to put his crumbs?

@blahblahblah9507

25 күн бұрын

His natural environment is gonna be 6ft under the earth soon if he doesnt stop eating so much

Stav "I don't like birds. They are off-putting" unlike Stav, who is 100% on pudding.

@moorederodeo

Жыл бұрын

This is such an Ian joke lmao

@theoruiz8989

Жыл бұрын

That's a between 2 ferns joke

@davewrightthethinker

Жыл бұрын

@theo ruiz it was on 2 ferns, but it's an old joke. Probably dating back to Vaudeville.

@ronindr

Жыл бұрын

What?!

@timkopf5400

9 ай бұрын

Alright Jennifer Lawrence

Nice to see Stav took getting in shape seriously

@bigben42

Жыл бұрын

Getting into the shape of a wheel of cheese

@djangofett4879

Жыл бұрын

He looks exactly like a greek Legolas aka Legolous

@keltone

Жыл бұрын

@@djangofett4879 legolasagna

@mitchelloleary997

Жыл бұрын

Covered in sugar too

@Dionysus_09

Жыл бұрын

What if he actually kept losing weight until he became as skinny as Adam... that would be insane. A super skinny Stavros would be a sight to behold. It's hard to even imagine such a thing, but I assume it's technically possible. The true horror would be if he turned out to be actually rly hot while skinny and shredded, with muscles and abs and no body fat at all, with a dark tan, and started doing non-parodistic male modeling for gay men.

Stav chuckling uncontrollably with a mouth stuffed full of donut is like something out of a minions movie

@BRAWLEO785

Жыл бұрын

Scam

@IAmTheBigBoy

Жыл бұрын

@BeinlanPod.on_nicegram- SCAMMER

“is he the one that claps” stav talking about the lumineers had me weak 😂

@zapotheque4113

Жыл бұрын

lmaoooooo god damn that band sucks

Stav is suspiciously avoiding mentioning an international blockbuster - The Adam Friedland show

@djangofett4879

Жыл бұрын

Dracula told him to keep Adam's name out his mouth

@3dheadcreeps87

Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t want more people to realize the difference between Stavy Solves your Problems V.2 and TAFS.

@evilsponge6911

Жыл бұрын

Dracula still has him under NDA

@xxTHExxABYSSxx

Жыл бұрын

It's on purpose. He's being a bitch. As usual.

@zsmarine0831

Жыл бұрын

probably a random bout of racism

Stav eating directly into the mic, classic.

@theramplocal

Жыл бұрын

More iconic duo? Impossible

They distilled the essence of this show on this episode - "I was an only child and wanted siblings. She's like my brother!"

I love when Stavros laughs for 7 or 8 consecutive seconds with a mouthful of doughnut.

4:21 stav's shirt is like a journal of what his day ate

@raraohhraragagaoohrara

Жыл бұрын

lol

I’m glad Stav stopped by to show off his cool shoes and examples of his crowdwork style comedy.

@sealmeatisbestmeat1241

Жыл бұрын

He must have a really cool stylist.

Stav consumed 4000 calories during this episode

@ngonzales3781

Жыл бұрын

6 million

@3dheadcreeps87

Жыл бұрын

He’s on a diet.

@diggincrates1

Жыл бұрын

Bulk seasoning

@BadGoyz4Life

Жыл бұрын

​@@ngonzales3781 not possible you'd need 10,000 donuts an hour, 24/7 for a month

@murrijuana2842

Жыл бұрын

​@@BadGoyz4Life nerd

Glad that Ian and Jordan are committed to descending into madness together

Stav telling Ian his podcast name is awful after YEARS of CUMTOWN actively ruining their careers is awesome.

@Sprite_525

Жыл бұрын

I think both can be true. Stav has been on Barstool saying half his projects have all been insanely dumb. People in the comments seem unaware that Stav roasts his own projects all day. Maybe folks are misinterpreting Stav as malicious cuz they haven’t seen Stav roast his life much on this particular pod?

@Garrett1240

Жыл бұрын

@@Sprite_525 well said. Stav’s biggest source of comedy is his own life and appearance

@goatpepperherbaltea7895

Жыл бұрын

Cumtown was genuinely a good name I was aware of it just cause of the name years before I ever listened

@pex3

Жыл бұрын

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895It also prevented them from becoming mainstream in any way

@Garrett1240

Жыл бұрын

@@pex3 Stav did quite a bit of skits for Comedy Central and had his standup clips posted on their channel all while being on cumtown. I think the subject matter rather than the name is more responsible for holding their career’s back.

Stav convincing himself Nick is the reason he’s fat and miserable is so god damn funny

@Turfdeanthantrax

Жыл бұрын

Could I please have some TOP TOP TOP

@loganobrien6731

Жыл бұрын

Does he mention nick at all and if so got a time stamp? I don’t wanna sit through this whole thing

@steeleronfire7030

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp??

@AoE2Replays

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp plz

@joeysantana8648

Жыл бұрын

His laugh alone at 10:36 says everything u need to know

I am glad Stav is on good terms with his dad and his legs better.

Stav has the hips of that ghostbuster poster.

@joshuamcgovern6587

Жыл бұрын

powerful gay haunches

Does Ian having opposing magnets in his thighs? They rarely come together and when they start getting close,they start flailing around.

20:14, as soon as she said that stav got a thousand island stare

Stav cackling while smaking his lips with donuts and covered in crumbs only adds to his entire performance and persona. Shit had me dying every time it panned to him hahaha

Licking icing off of the knife on a funeral cake is so funny

if you thought stav's laugh was a signature sound, just wait until you hear him eat donuts and laugh. peak stavros right here.

@TonsMoreCowbell

Жыл бұрын

I’m only here for cool shoes and crowd work

@AaronHawley

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I can't hear the sound of Ian smoking

@dogchaser520

Жыл бұрын

HR HR HR HR HR HR HR HR

all 3 of their laughs together is a magical experience

I think stav brings a great energy from Ian. This really felt like three close cousins catching up

@BeinIanPod

Жыл бұрын

It was!

@89joshuadavies

Жыл бұрын

@@BeinIanPod good! You (Ian, I assume is replying lol) send wonderful energy into the world and make every moment better for those around you.

The quick-cut close ups throughout are really the best part of the pod.

It's awesome that stav quit the show because of too much podcasting just to do way more podcasting

I thought fat man hated podcast. Hmmm.

@djangofett4879

Жыл бұрын

yeah......

@djangofett4879

Жыл бұрын

turns out he probably just hates Nick

@des5748

Жыл бұрын

Turns out he really just hates the Jews

Honestly, having Incendiary do a new intro would make me watch this podcast more than I already do.

Did Ian lure Stavros into the studio with those glazed donuts and he only did the podcast because he couldn't turn the door knob with his cloven pig hoofs?

Stavy holding the mic to his mouth while he chews and calls out ian for being rude smoking had me giggling

lmfao i know i said it before but the editing on this seriously is hilarious. perfect timing on the closeups

20:15 it's thousand island stare, Jordan.

Always happy to see Stav in his natural environment.................PODCASTING!

Omg, Jordan coughing on Ian hurt my ribs I laughed so hard. 😂

I mean this in the best way possible, Jordan is like a rude comic Muppet come to life and I love it.

Dear Ian, i am 37 and down with syndrome and today i start smoking because of you i buy box of virginia slims and the guy told me i shouldnt buying these at the airport it cost me 375 because i buy ticket but not go

@bigben42

Жыл бұрын

Boooring

@josef2012

Жыл бұрын

Same bit,mildly different detail.Ok then.

@johnc.wrigley6147

Жыл бұрын

Funny...so funny

I adore your theme song. If I'm having a blue moment, I'll put on one of your episodes, the beautiful song starts and I instantly smile. Thank you so much for the laughter and happiness that you bring.😊❤

I can't believe he is gone, he had so much less joy to bring to the world. RIP Stavros.

@CHODEGOBLIN

Жыл бұрын

I wish this was true

@1boxerman

Жыл бұрын

My butiful baby cousin yo gettin that Marilyn Monroe pussy up in Dundalk heaven yo RIP 😭😭

I’m a podcast fanatic and this was the best episode of any series ever

I liked the part where Stav insulted Ian. Oh wait, that was the whole pod

@BeinIanPod

Жыл бұрын

We have a beautiful hate/hate relationship 😂😂

@whatsursource

Жыл бұрын

@@BeinIanPod Don't worry Ian will deff outlive Stav.

@andrewking9454

Жыл бұрын

@@whatsursource idk bro it's gonna be close

@blowfishfootman

Ай бұрын

@@andrewking9454matching heart attacks

Stavvy setting the fat man spread repose and Ian and Jordan completely mimicking him. 🤣

Ian gives such nice guy energy, and stav is out here ridiculing my dawgg

@Garrett1240

Жыл бұрын

It’s the best

Intro length is perfect song is perfect. Jordan and her mum are haters

@BeinIanPod

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m sayin!!

@bregottmannen2706

Жыл бұрын

nah dog way too long

@JimmySilverFoot

Жыл бұрын

Naw

@nsc5701

Жыл бұрын

I’m with Jordan and her mom. Season 2 can’t come fast enough

@Sprite_525

Жыл бұрын

Maybe both: it’s too much BUT half of Ian’s comedic charm is his intensely excessive decisions. That’s why Nick , another over-the-top guy, loves Ian’s life stories.

stav is so hack

Twenty minutes in and praying for that couch 🛋️

Kinda bothers me how much Stav clearly is feeling himself vs how fat he is

@Sprite_525

Жыл бұрын

There’s actually a vid of Christina P asking Stav why he’s that way. It was surprising, called ‘Stavros halkias has the most provocative instagram ever’ Basically, he stumbled into that vibe by accident. It all started when he made a satire Instagram account that made fake advertising photos, putting his tubby body in photos where it’s usually an attractive woman - standing on a car or putting their face next to cologne bottles etc Anyway Stav didn’t explain it properly in the description section. So women just thought it was a tubby guy standing on cars & putting cologne bottles next to his cheekbone, etc for no reason. Lol. Anyway those women hit Stav up in his DM’s and he kept that energy going since.

@TonsMoreCowbell

Жыл бұрын

Kinda bothers me how much Stav clearly is feeling himself vs how terrible his “special” is.

nobody has pointed out the obvious name. Jordanian.

Im shocked these psychos got sponsors what a time to be alive

The pod that keeps on givin and givin and givin and givin . You guys rule . The golden era of pod right here

These pod episodes should be 4 times longer

@BeinIanPod

Жыл бұрын

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@nikoschopshop

Жыл бұрын

@@BeinIanPod you're not paying off that first class flight on my dollar bucko

"bad name, good pod" "that's not how it works, that's not how marketing works" -the guy who was on Cumtown for years

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Just saw that Jordan is Guna be at uncle vinnies on the 27th. Seems like a fun Friday night

Get nick back on. Perfect time to get those views and prove the podcasts worth during this slump. He's got an obvious crush on Jordan anyway so you know he'd do it for free.

This was my favorite roast of Ian! Stav brutalized him with the most honest was. And Jordan was right there like Ian’s big brother. Love you Ian, do not change!

Stav giggling like Bugs Bunny in the corner.

Ian’s energy is unmatched. Best podcast episode of the week.

this guys pretty cool they should get him on the Adam Friedland Show!

Happy to see stav staying away from podcasts

Glad to see the show finally purchased a Mike Recine laugh track machine

Stav was making at one point nearly 40k a month on a former show and still lives with a roommate

@fukuuu

Жыл бұрын

Do you live in NY?

@Garrett1240

Жыл бұрын

Average rent in NY is 100k a month

@dillinghamerboy25

Жыл бұрын

Yea I’m gay and have 3 roommates you believe that?

@cumeatsenergordon

Жыл бұрын

@@Garrett1240 he bought a house

@Garrett1240

Жыл бұрын

@@cumeatsenergordon I’m joshin

Stav was there just to return the favor to the Rat man 😅

Only stav turns a love seat into a seat.

Ian doing bernie mac is pricelesssss

Jordan you need to do your own pod with guests. You're great!!

This podcast is a rollercoaster. A beautiful, fun, enjoyable .. it's a great episode.

Fast forward to the most recent Jeremiah Watkins episode and Ian’s paying off a flight until 2030 😂 sheeeesh

Stav can't go 10 minutes without eating 😂

Stav chowing donuts is perfectly on brand.

Funny that Stav is on this show since Jordan is pretty much 3rd mic on TAFS. I guess it would make more sense for Mike Recine to replace Stav since Recine is also a fat Mediterranean.

@joshkkg1519

Жыл бұрын

Recine sucks

@ghagzor

Жыл бұрын

And he's broke and needs the money

i just love how jordan can literally say “thousand mile stare” with a straight face to the thousand island stare kings face #regularobeseshit

Its really cool hearing stav eat right into the mic. It doesn't make me want to scream insults at him

Goddamn the 3 of y’all together are so good. I could listen to 8 hours of this. Wish I’d found this podcast sooner

Ian if stav ever steps to you again. Ask him if he thinks he's making It to 60.

@bradhernandez8841

Жыл бұрын

What a throwback 🤣

@telophasemusic

Жыл бұрын

"You'll be lucky if you even have a fuckin' knee!"

Would love to see Jordan more on Gasdigital dudes. Bring her on Bi-Guys

@blacombe420

Жыл бұрын

Jordan and Ian pairing on skanks would be sick. I feel like Jordan and Jay would have some sick riffs

@ghagzor

Жыл бұрын

Jay would be threatened like always and stomp on everyone's bits

@pravkdey

Жыл бұрын

Make that happen! I gotta introduce my new girl to my friends

Damn stav is giving some real entitled vibes through this whole thing.. kinda put me off more than I already was

@ghagzor

Жыл бұрын

He's riducled ian for years hard habit to break

@brad2stoned87

Жыл бұрын

Yeah well I wouldn't know who Ian is without nick and stav constantly calling him gay.. cumtown showed me this pair of funny fucks, loven em all!

@orenthalsimpson

Жыл бұрын

He's a big deal now, doing a cooking show with Amy Schumer

Watching stav just try to reign you two in every meeting is hilarious

Massive respect to Ian for bringing up The Tink’s Vid Dream! Massively important show for metal and hardcore kids in Delaware when it was airing.

I seen Ian live in Vegas 1.5 years ago.. and I’ve been a massive fan ever since.. legend !!

I love being reminded how bad the Lumineers sound at the beginning of all these

Quickly became a favorite pod after binging eps

That 'Babbel' ad read was insane

I've been loving this podcast and binge it at work while I kitchen.

Stav is up here looking like the villain from Kazam

Opening song is dope don’t change it super unique! Keep killing it great pod!

This podcast is really funny shofar. Looking forward to the next episode. L’chaim

BEEEEIN IAAAAN

I have to say, I can tolerate second hand smoke over someone smacking and heavy breathing/talking while eating pastries...

This theme song and entire opening is gorgeous, excuse me.

Great episode! Such a hilarious combination of personalities.

Stav acting woke straight out of the gates. 🎉

stavros really giving off "name 5 songs" energy in the beginning here LOL

I guess Ian has given up on the disclaimer during intro song... or his New Year Resolution has changed...

Leave it to stavi to be the first guest to bring up gay politics

Ian is that guy who would purpose to Jordan in a WaWa parking lot wearing an Eagles jersey on his way to the game.

_"I ate the remnants of the desserts"_ Jesus christ, Ian. That's a low moment.

Best part of my day. Thank you

I've been singing the theme song for 2 weeks now, it's gold 👌🏾

This is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen. I loved it. So fuckin funny.