Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 047: Sho-Ming The Money! W/ James Mattern & Simeon Goodson

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Chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
3:00 - Upstairs Is The Secrets Place !
7:06 - The Real Beavis & Butthead
10:06 - A Ding Ding and A Dong Dong
12:44 - What’s Wrong With You Guys ?
14:40 - Get The Taser !
17:22 - Jordan and The Sheet Cake
22:16 - You Made It Creepy
27:18 - China’s Number 1
29:50 - Free Jocelyn Chia
30:45 - I Thought This Was Sound Check
32:58 - ADS
37:00 - Simeon’s Doing A Special
41:55 - Can’t Have Your Sheet Cake & Eat It Too
44:24 - Norris Flemming
50:30 - Sho-Ming The Money !
52:48 - We Stand With Chia
59:11 - Relax Norris
1:00:22 - Finding Simfeld
1:03:08 - This Is A Fever Dream
1:05:45 - Plugs
1:08:32 - OUTRO
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Produced/Edited by: Ethan Dupree
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Пікірлер: 171

  • @BeinIanPod
    @BeinIanPod Жыл бұрын

    Join the patreon for bonus weekly solo eps of Ian and Jordan at patreon.com/beinianpod - we love ya’s!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    "Am I yelling??"-Ian Fidance 2023

  • @malicioustactics6846
    @malicioustactics6846 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan definitely looks like Bird Person from Rick and Morty 😂

  • @ExistentialBordem

    @ExistentialBordem

    Жыл бұрын

    She's tammy. Eating bird persons food.

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 Жыл бұрын

    This pod is schizophrenic, I love how the guests are so annoyed by the hosts’ ADHD and J&J are complete oblivious…fun to watch 😂

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is a force to be reckoned with we haven't even begin to comprehend.

  • @auroraborealis13579

    @auroraborealis13579

    10 ай бұрын

    I’ve recently become obsessed with her and I’m so happy about it.

  • @richchef6129
    @richchef6129 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan makes me want to be a better person.

  • @ThedeadlyOG

    @ThedeadlyOG

    Жыл бұрын

    Bc of how bad a person she is?

  • @Kostas2315

    @Kostas2315

    5 ай бұрын

    Jordan is a good role model for young men in America

  • @gregdavory
    @gregdavory Жыл бұрын

    The fact that I have yet to hear anyone say Ian looks like a young manic Richard Dreyfuss has baffled me since knowing of him

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    Holy cannoli you are correct. Can't unsee it. Stupid sexy Ian

  • @ricksanchez5696

    @ricksanchez5696

    Жыл бұрын

    *No he looks like eddie griffin playing the white guy in undercover brother*

  • @strawman817

    @strawman817

    Жыл бұрын

    Damnit! I see both! And it's ruining me because I shouldn't.

  • @ExistentialBordem
    @ExistentialBordem Жыл бұрын

    This podcast has made me seriously address my ADHD for others'.

  • @Jamesp0nd

    @Jamesp0nd

    Жыл бұрын

    There's nothing to address. People with adhd are always funner people to be. And they are generally funnier too ❤

  • @ExistentialBordem

    @ExistentialBordem

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jamesp0nd Yeah but if you can't get your point across then what's the point

  • @blonded1
    @blonded1 Жыл бұрын

    Ian! I am 38 with Down syndrome. You are my favorite celebrity

  • @SmokeWellington

    @SmokeWellington

    Жыл бұрын

    Same with me and my husband

  • @stephenharperisgay

    @stephenharperisgay

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how commited you are to the bit.

  • @MrJol420

    @MrJol420

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @MsGhost87

    @MsGhost87

    8 ай бұрын

    Samesies 😁 Ian is the best!

  • @raoulduke458
    @raoulduke458 Жыл бұрын

    Sim's face at 21:48 explains this whole episode. love it.

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Жыл бұрын

    I love how so many guests have to come to terms with the chaotic nature of this podshow.

  • @Smorgyg
    @Smorgyg Жыл бұрын

    That shirt is dope Ian!

  • @specialk3357
    @specialk3357 Жыл бұрын

    Love when we get guests I personally don’t know. I can expand my knowledge and check out their stuff. Much love Ian and Jordan!

  • @DameYandere
    @DameYandere Жыл бұрын

    Literally obsessed with this podcast ❤ going to join Patreon right now since Jordan said horse back riding!

  • @jaycarn9435
    @jaycarn9435 Жыл бұрын

    Peepee in their coke joke was perfect 👌

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Жыл бұрын

    14:35 is why I love this pod. I hope you have a 15 minute segment called not bein ian - with [the guest of the week] Also GET THE TASER

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda48929 ай бұрын

    hholy shit Jordan kinda does look like Summer from Rick and Morty... i find her and Ian's manic energy comforting

  • @hazeofthegreensmoke505
    @hazeofthegreensmoke505 Жыл бұрын

    Ian and Jordan thanks for the pod!

  • @purpleamber1
    @purpleamber16 ай бұрын

    Ever since discovering this pod I've been binging them from the beginning. This is the most unhinged episode yet, including a handful of the most recent 😂 The guests are so tolerant/good sports.

  • @Jamesp0nd
    @Jamesp0nd Жыл бұрын

    Wish I had friends like you guys. You guys are hilarious 😂

  • @ergkj
    @ergkj Жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed Jordan’s ska jabs during the ads.

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices Жыл бұрын

    If Ian is you only just waking up to the fact he bellows like a horny elephant seal on this shiz and everything else he is on then here it is fella. Luis J Gomez seems to be the only one who can control him. Maybe use a pic of him to train Ian?

  • @ernestogonzalez1649
    @ernestogonzalez1649 Жыл бұрын

    Sat through the entire ads to see how far she can take the Spanish I mean Italian language through the trenches. YES

  • @Dopemean
    @Dopemean Жыл бұрын

    Had a wild night out….thought I saw Ian…some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahaha A+

  • @brentyoendo1573
    @brentyoendo1573 Жыл бұрын

    56:00 and everything that immediately followed... GOLDEN.

  • @metonoma
    @metonoma Жыл бұрын

    inter-stitch-ial is not a word! it's pronounced intersticial and doesn't derive from stitching 😂

  • @kwanevans5168
    @kwanevans516820 күн бұрын

    "I feel like you're dead." 😂😂😂

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway Жыл бұрын

    I miss James Mattern! He's so funny & used to be on a lot of podcasts but haven't seen him in a long time. So excited for this one 🤗💛

  • @TonsMoreCowbell

    @TonsMoreCowbell

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s always on SDR show when big Jay doesn’t want to host (every time ralph has some shitty 80’s band bassist on)

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s the best! Watch his special “The Check Spot”

  • @annmarie6060
    @annmarie6060 Жыл бұрын

    This opening song is the Greatest!!! ❤ Ian!

  • @helpis0ntheway

    @helpis0ntheway

    Жыл бұрын

    I find myself singing it throughout the day LOL

  • @jimbojambulon8177

    @jimbojambulon8177

    Жыл бұрын

    I've definitely hummed it while getting my ass blasted by a guy before. catchy tune

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jimbojambulon8177it’s a wild ride

  • @SplanetDworld

    @SplanetDworld

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact that you got the Lumineers to record it is super impressive

  • @stevendoran4790
    @stevendoran4790 Жыл бұрын

    Oh shit it's Sim and the Mad Dog thank you for this.

  • @cady__
    @cady__ Жыл бұрын

    Two rad guests, great ep!

  • @slayskool1964
    @slayskool1964 Жыл бұрын

    Bein' Chaotic with Crazy

  • @DuckDuckSpruce
    @DuckDuckSpruce Жыл бұрын

    Cookie cake is for stepchildren's birthdays.

  • @djjasonanalog
    @djjasonanalog Жыл бұрын

    This was fantastic

  • @jetonbalidemaj
    @jetonbalidemaj Жыл бұрын

    This podcast is modern verbal alchemy

  • @MorgynTaylor-rg7bs
    @MorgynTaylor-rg7bs Жыл бұрын

    love u guys tho this my new favorite podcast

  • @RedSaint83
    @RedSaint83 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan's ad read was excellent.

  • @clarksglassworks4042
    @clarksglassworks4042 Жыл бұрын

    Yo. Ian's meat looks like a sausage and an orange smashed in the bottom corner of a fully stuffed grocery bag

  • @jessicamears3045
    @jessicamears3045 Жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait for the Bobby lee episode!

  • @Ctpg93
    @Ctpg93 Жыл бұрын

    Ian not calling out for bein Ian, but calling out for bi guys says a lot about Ian and Jordans relationship vs Zack and Ian's relationship. Why do you think Zac is a joke Ian?! Jk love you

  • @uninhibitedsigh8673

    @uninhibitedsigh8673

    Жыл бұрын

    You definitely have some psychological issues

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol you do realize we pretape BIWJ inside of my apartment, right?

  • @Ctpg93

    @Ctpg93

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BeinIanPod really? It's a Great set up papa would have never known. Btw we met at the brea improve in CA. I offered a free hardcore version of your theme song. Still working on it

  • @cady__

    @cady__

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ctpg93they constantly talk about it being in his apartment 😭😭

  • @Ctpg93

    @Ctpg93

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cady__ yeah I just wanted to get under ians skin, #teamJordan.....

  • @layzboy2545
    @layzboy2545 Жыл бұрын

    Was about to ask if this was before or after Bi-Guys. Wanted to see if the Panty Boys and Zac got Ian the hookup. 🤣🤣🔥

  • @SplanetDworld
    @SplanetDworld Жыл бұрын

    44:39 Googliachiki 😂❤

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell Жыл бұрын

    It’s not pronounced interSTITCHal. It’s interSTISHal.

  • @Dwayne9
    @Dwayne9 Жыл бұрын

    Lol why do you guys invite guest?

  • @franciscovega2042
    @franciscovega2042 Жыл бұрын

    I love this show.

  • @brianbutts303
    @brianbutts303 Жыл бұрын

    Ian making same Chinee joke on RAP an on here is Ian as fuhg 😂

  • @ericwhatley5831
    @ericwhatley5831 Жыл бұрын

    *iaN the bUtt 🎶*

  • @codydaigle4354
    @codydaigle4354 Жыл бұрын

    This rules ❤

  • @MsGhost87
    @MsGhost878 ай бұрын

    I love IAN & ALL that he is ❤ Stay YOU, Ian 🤘😝🤘

  • @matthewbonvillion8724
    @matthewbonvillion87248 ай бұрын

    I’m ugly laughing

  • @ricksanchez5696
    @ricksanchez5696 Жыл бұрын

    *I always feel like somebody's watchin me* ...😎

  • @masonhunter8828
    @masonhunter8828 Жыл бұрын

    Ian only talked when James was about to or trying to lol

  • @MadeitpastJesus

    @MadeitpastJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    Usama Siddiqi ... Excellent comedian! 14:10

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto Жыл бұрын

    jordan, if bpd was a person

  • @keepyourgrapefruit
    @keepyourgrapefruit Жыл бұрын

    Lmao why’d you remove “he means giving instead of taking it” from the intro🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheReaH3NRYBankShaft
    @TheReaH3NRYBankShaft Жыл бұрын

    Making ian straight

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense Жыл бұрын

    The only person that watched James react to the taser more than Jordan was most likely James.

  • @kevinnordavind3119
    @kevinnordavind3119 Жыл бұрын

    classic goofy fun

  • @codyp3041
    @codyp3041 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan and Ian are acting like people who abruptly stopped taking their medicine.

  • @_BangDroid_
    @_BangDroid_ Жыл бұрын

    Shout out to the editor

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 Жыл бұрын

    With any luck, Ian will be canceled for anti-Asian remarks and his career will skyrocket

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    As an Asian American I wld love that. Please get canceled Ian, for your fans?

  • @one-hit-quitterop8631
    @one-hit-quitterop8631 Жыл бұрын

    Lol adhd on overdrive ian has to interrupt everything

  • @fuzzdouglas2477
    @fuzzdouglas2477 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Bert

  • @scottiesucks
    @scottiesucks Жыл бұрын

    I think Matt ruby already has the sober/intoxicated stand up special

  • @Ynotnow9900
    @Ynotnow9900 Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap. It is beavis and butthead

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 Жыл бұрын

    Great to see Dave Winfield is holding up well, after all these years.

  • @youtubedrifter5594

    @youtubedrifter5594

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂 I just shit a little

  • @raoulduke458

    @raoulduke458

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahaha hell of a deep cut baseball reference Kinda has me wondering how Terry Pendelton is doing.?

  • @drewfleming5584

    @drewfleming5584

    10 ай бұрын

    Great hitter

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile Жыл бұрын

    02:47 She needs the nickname Jordan "Peterson" Jenson with that advice. edit: horseback riding! Fuck yeah!

  • @Okey-McDokey
    @Okey-McDokey Жыл бұрын

    This podcast is a train wreck and I love it.

  • @MorgynTaylor-rg7bs
    @MorgynTaylor-rg7bs Жыл бұрын

    i am so attracted to ian in a weird way

  • @fd1555
    @fd1555 Жыл бұрын

    Bein' Simeon with James

  • @ICUP570
    @ICUP570 Жыл бұрын

    Every single older black man I've ever known carries around a Viagra on them everywhere they go. They all have a different nickname for them too and I always get offered one for my wife lmao

  • @Pheno01
    @Pheno01 Жыл бұрын

    Fella in the flannel looks nervous as hell, like the cops are gonna storm the set at any given minute what did he do

  • @mysonisanembarrassment
    @mysonisanembarrassment Жыл бұрын

    the Bassist of Biohazard, tera patricks husband, is Seinfelds cousin

  • @Ledpooplin55
    @Ledpooplin5511 ай бұрын

    Is China better than Japan though? Or is it just bigger?

  • @FatRalphsBoutique
    @FatRalphsBoutique Жыл бұрын

    If you use your own voice but use Beavis and Butthead's mannerisms as you speak, you'll sound like a perfect native Texan and can fool anyone.

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    Ian needs to try out some looser fitting shorts,please+thanks.

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan almost passing out after blowing the Shaffar and proceeding to keep saying yay with Ian , made me laugh

  • @MadeitpastJesus

    @MadeitpastJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    "I didn't mean to say it.. yes... Yes" lol "you're a sl*t."

  • @metonoma
    @metonoma Жыл бұрын

    21:01 meme it

  • @natebartley1814
    @natebartley1814 Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to Wackyberg

  • @zeroa69
    @zeroa699 ай бұрын

    The problem with this pod is im the same level of rere crazy adhd and can follow along perfectly. Jordan spastically thoughts outloud with insane word association from shit said in previous episodes and meow i want to hate fuck her because i fully understand. The himler episode is the perfect example of this on display.

  • @fliptophiphop1894
    @fliptophiphop1894 Жыл бұрын

    U can't talk cake like that

  • @jimbojambulon8177
    @jimbojambulon8177 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan's ASMR ad read was a BIG turn on... am I fucked up?

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Жыл бұрын

    Striking similarity to Dave Winfield...

  • @andrewhart8863
    @andrewhart8863 Жыл бұрын

    Hermaphrodite eee? Lol are yall serious? It's a Greek goddess conflate with someone with both sex organs...lol

  • @DatPixon
    @DatPixon Жыл бұрын

    Maybe everyone wasn’t confused about whether "interstitial" was a word, and instead were wondering why you pronounced it like a word that doesn't exist, confusing everyone

  • @sarahk3830
    @sarahk3830 Жыл бұрын

    Y’all don’t need to correct each so much…let it roll off the cuff fun…

  • @kevinmiller4827
    @kevinmiller4827 Жыл бұрын

    Fucking hilarious podcast 😂

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Жыл бұрын

    How to torture podcast guests 101

  • @SlothLyfe
    @SlothLyfe Жыл бұрын

    How did nobody bring up that Jordan looks like Shelley Duvall ❤ (side note you were on worldstar having jordan spit in your mouth ian)

  • @micahv4280
    @micahv4280 Жыл бұрын

    Hey bert

  • @cereal_thinker

    @cereal_thinker

    Жыл бұрын

    *sips tea out of Hitlers cup*

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@cereal_thinkerNot a Bart reference, a History Hyenas reference.

  • @daniellelong6290

    @daniellelong6290

    Жыл бұрын

    franks n' beans babe

  • @FAFObozo

    @FAFObozo

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 I was trying to remember what they used to say to him and couldn't think of it. Soo fucking funny!

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan has to be top 3 most mentally unwell comedians. Yikesss

  • @jimbojambulon8177

    @jimbojambulon8177

    Жыл бұрын

    you mean Yay🤪😎😻 we love Jordan, we love Jordan...

  • @goldenb2256
    @goldenb2256 Жыл бұрын

    You guys don't have to film the horse back riding . Try having fun without cameras 😊

  • @untimelydingus3403
    @untimelydingus3403 Жыл бұрын

    Hey burt

  • @Shimansaji
    @Shimansaji Жыл бұрын

    President Xi, please protect Simeon from Ian’s anti-CPC slander 🙏

  • @zacksporen
    @zacksporen Жыл бұрын

    🖤🖤🖤

  • @jaylegleiter6669
    @jaylegleiter6669 Жыл бұрын

    I'm worried this podcast won't last very long. 2 hosts with this much mental illness? Eventually Jordan is going to snap and quit the pod. Mark it.

  • @treybrown3798
    @treybrown3798 Жыл бұрын

    Love the pod, always skip the intro though

  • @andrewkerridge2565
    @andrewkerridge2565 Жыл бұрын

    Errrr HEY BERT!

  • @cieranoneill7290
    @cieranoneill72908 ай бұрын

    Ian your are pronouncing "interstitial" wrong AF.

  • @MadeitpastJesus
    @MadeitpastJesus Жыл бұрын

    Meow ❤❤❤

  • @tambob82
    @tambob82 Жыл бұрын

    GREAT Ads Jordan!

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