Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 029 : Cold Pricklies & Warm Fuzzies W/ Mike Cannon
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Chapters :
0:00- Plugs
1:20- Intro
2:05 - Blowing of the Shofar / Explore Page
4:25 - Samson
7:05 - Mike On Vice
8:18 - Did Someone Finger B*ng You ?
9:20 - SENSORY OVERLOAD TIME
10:18 - Do You Want To Tase Yourself ?
10:43 - So You Massaged A Teacher’s Feet ?
12:05 - Are You A Boy Or A Girl?
13:28 - Chocolate Man
15:30 - Children Are Not Sober
16:35 - That Was More Of A Simile Than A Joke
18:25 - Child Like Wonderment
22:35 - It’s A Crutch
32:53 - ADS
39:40- End of Ads
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not gonna lie: first i thought Ian is a handful but over time this has become my fav. podcast
@qtgramps4203
Жыл бұрын
....................that doesn't mean he's not an absolute nightmare to be around. He's funny to watch from afar that's the whole thing. You probably think you could be friends with celebrities you're into and def wrong
@parrishwl
Жыл бұрын
@@qtgramps4203 chill with the 420 from time to time
@qtgramps4203
Жыл бұрын
@@parrishwl what. Is it that hard for you to actually think? Youre a stupid individual based on your dog shit response
@Zoso37123
Жыл бұрын
I reluctantly agree.
@nvmm166
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on coming out
Have recently fallen in love with both Ian and Jordan. Fantastic pod, always makes me laugh and eases me up!
That zoom in on Cannon after the sandyhook joke was too perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ian being protective of his cat killed me
@user-vf6km4sf2r
Жыл бұрын
It’s a nasty cat
Not an episode has passed where the words "mall goth" haven't left Jordan's mouth.
@JG-jy7pe
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Ian I AM 37 WITH DOWN SYNDROME U ARE MY FAVROITE postcaster. I listen to you while i ride the bus to school I AM in 12th GRADE TIHS YEAR!
@TheDohped
Жыл бұрын
congratulations, well done buddy, that is super impressive and an absolute inspiration
@Mavidyatunes
Жыл бұрын
23 years of high-school, gj buddy.
@redwarp1
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Nick, always appreciate you stopping by.
Jordan and Ian are magic together. Love Cannon too. Great pod.
Telling jokes and having smokes, taking Adderall all through the night, its a wild ride.
@Mavidyatunes
Жыл бұрын
Being Ian, Being Ian, Being Gay...
@angelotro
Жыл бұрын
I always think of Ian saying that all of his childhood home videos end with his parents yelling "Ian, no! Stop that!....".🤣He should add a clip to the end of the opening. Classy.
The best part of bein Ian is jordan
"she looks like she was in Turok" SENT ME dude
Jordan's response to Mike saying he talks to his wife about his problems:"She doesn't mind??" Damn,you broken,Skinny J.
@NoBanksNearby
Жыл бұрын
Fr fr, if you don't want (or worse, can't stand) to listen to your partner's problems, it will NEVER work.
@TheDohped
Жыл бұрын
i don't get it, i could listen to her problems all day, she's awesome, puts most blokes to shame with her skills and she damn fine looking too, rides a real bike, what kind of muppet doesnt want to be around that kind of lady all day long!
@thasquid9185
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but she got some 💪
I laughed hard when Jordan said the backsplash joke on the distefano pod
Uncle Mike hanging with mom and dad is always a good time🤌🤌🤌
This pod is going places
@BazookaTooth707
7 ай бұрын
You still watching?
Diggin the new camera angle guys. Nice work, Jordy/Ethan!
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
Awesome, thank you!
@LoS-J
Жыл бұрын
@@BeinIanPod well timed Zoom Ins are hilarious on podcasts. Just don't overdo it!
Ian studied under the school of Vos. "You're 30 and have grey hair fuck off!"
Gotta love the erotica ad in the midst of the childhood molestation trauma talk
@_BangDroid_
Ай бұрын
I spat my drink out when he said "people get turned on in [pause] all sorts of ways"
Saw Mike cannon live last year. Loved it, would love to see you Ian! Come to Bed Oregon!
Can't wait to see how Cannons kid reacts to Feeney's kid
42:19 Jordans face change kills me 😂
My son is lit on life too Mike! Love you guys!
Learned some shit on this pod. Thank you for sharing. I sometimes used to think of it like reverse engineering therapy that I can’t afford but it’s much more than that. It’s just sharing wisdom or whatever. ❤
Having lived with a roomate that bred miniture Hemingways as well as multiple exs with cats peep this out... Meow the fastest way to a cats heart is to say hi to them the moment you arrive and take over their feeding for a couple days in a row. Dont pet ears unless you know how and are good at it. 1 finger chin scratchies are another great start before the get used to you.
absolutely love your intro.
Yes! Mike Cannon is always a good guest! Here's The Scenario rules!
Ian is as funny as he can possibly be if you insult his cat
Don’t ever judge Ian’s cat ever leave that long boi alone I love him
No other podcast has me smile and giggling like this one. I love the ADHD!
so cool seeing Diplo on here
Big fan
Great pod. Also how rich is Ian to have multiple cartons of Smokes on his table laying around thats like 5k worth in Australia
Dr. Brian Weiss, Many lives Many Masters should be mandatory read for both of you. Just do it!
Fully convinced Mike Cannon could take over voicing Bob Belcher, and no one would notice a difference.
If weed is gay, then I’m Gay Black Actor Michael Douglas
Ok something should be said about the levels. Ians mic has been clipping for like 3 episodes now. Everyone is at a different volume in this episode.
ponytail jordan hubbahubba
Sensory overload time is my favorite.
look at Jordan acting all different with “hot” mike cannon on 😂
I'm probably not the first to say this, but this is Jordan's podcast. No one else can keep Ian that quiet for that long.
@newbietubie
Жыл бұрын
She's why I left the Patreon. She is a depressing, never yes-anding, always on her phone, topical rerun and always belittles Ian.
Jordan's got a lot of face and I like it
"She looks like old N64 graphics." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
50:35 Cannon being the Mopheus to his father-in-laws Neo in consp❕racy is so damn funny. Mike can reject theories in bullet-time
@58:10 just a heads up Ian, it's impossible to open an airplane door while midflight. The pressure from the wind surrounding the airplane while you travel at 500-600mph is about 100000000x stronger than the force of a human. Don't know if that helps ease your mind at all.
28:43 The pause, blank stare & Ian taking a breath to speak LMFAO!!!! 🤣⚰️☠️⚰️☠️⚰️🤣
Eventually, you become your own parent
Love this pod lol
8:40 could this pod even be anymore perfect ? :)))
Dude, "Hot Gust" should have been the name of the ep.
Cannons Eminem merch is almost as dope as sagalows Emeniem merch
I love how lively Ian is 😁 Him & Jordan make such a great couple, friend-wise & IF they ever chose to date, it would be cool too 😉
Why are they the perfect couple
I got that damn song stuck in my cabeza
Mike is 😍😍😍
Beanin’
Can you share where you guys got The Delaware Den sign made? I really dig it and would like to order something similar. Thanks!
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
Kolten French! @koltenfrench on IG - tell ‘em ian sent ya!
@photogoon
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
YESSSSSSS
Spitting in other people's mouths?! Foreshadowing... You can quote my bits😊! Hahahaha
Oh my god.... that man's eye ARE beautiful.
Ian, way to lean into your whole Sea Bass lifestyle by starting to dress like him as well.
@tokyosandblaster4623
Жыл бұрын
quick toss some salt over your right shoulder
Dude please stream what's coming up. I'd pay for it.
Great pod say you saturday at govs ians the man go see him live so funny
@newbietubie
Жыл бұрын
He's great live!
If weed is gay I'm gay as fuck
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
Prove it!!
@lylechipperson3407
Жыл бұрын
I respect Ian's opinion on weed use but as someone who quit heroin/coke as a teen and got off booze after my early 20s, and who also happens to be an epileptic; idc what people think. I'm going to continue to use cannabis cause it makes me have seizures less frequently and my doctors agree it seems to be more helpful than the meds they can give that make it so I can't eat for a month at a time and lose weight and feel sick all of the time. I'm going to continue to go to my 12 step meetings and ignore the talk about religion/weed use because the meetings help me stay off of deadly drugs and alcohol. IDC if that's not considered normal; sobriety isn't a group activity at the end of the day. What works for some people might harm others. As long as I can prolong my life on this earth and live a guilt free life and be a good person, i'm happy.
@alexhaile7957
Жыл бұрын
@@lylechipperson3407 Neat
@andreaholcock8992
11 ай бұрын
@@lylechipperson3407that was always allowed
Lmfaoooo it's really hard to come by people that are as unhinged as me and it makes me very happy to see this kinda shit
i’ve taken to asking people “if they go see allen” as a means for asking people if they go to therapy.
I'm down with "up Jordan"
You know what time it is... 9:41
"You need it; know why you need it? BECAUSE IT'S GONNA HELP THE SHOW!GET A FUCKING DISPLATE!". I laughed so hard that I dotted my shorts ❤
Mikes wearing the same shirt he wore a year ago on another podcast with Chris D
@ryanstoyles7611
Жыл бұрын
you sir, need to apply to the government for a job solving puzzles like mercury rising
9:37 what my mid-day ritalin dip looks like😅
jordan never stop doing the maniscalco
Ian looks like a hipster Wario
Skipping Oklahoma City for McAlester is wild. OKC had a whole gay district, all McAlester has is truck stops and prison showers...
DUDE. Ian’s point about flat earth is how I feel. Who fucking cares if it’s flat or round? I mean it’s round but even if it was flat now what the fuck do we do? Nothing cause it’s irrelevant either way 😂
At times the guest sounds like Bob from Bob's Burger.
Min 53 is the important info.
You/your producer should listen to 5 mainstream pods for reference on how loud your pod needs to be. Learn mastering tools. The levels need to be brought up a bunch otherwise your listeners have to bump their vol a bunch and then when yours ends and it auto plays a mainstream one, our headphones crush our ears and it's jarring. With that said, I enjoy the pod and look forward to seeing the evolution of it. Keep crushin.
@Theguyguyguy
Жыл бұрын
Please disregard this comment, @nobanksnearby needs to have their ear hymen broken
@jobananas3052
Жыл бұрын
its been so bad over the last 3 or 4
@NoBanksNearby
Жыл бұрын
@@jobananas3052 if they don't give a shit how can they expect other people to care? There are standards in podcasting and if you can't meet those, what are you doing? Amazing funny and interesting people recorded poorly isn't a good look.
@ghagzor
Жыл бұрын
Cumtown begs the differ
@NoBanksNearby
Жыл бұрын
@@ghagzor cumtown is dead
Is this a reupload? I swear i saw mike cannon on here a few weeks ago
What I wouldn’t do to be that couch….
Can we make sensory overload time a regular seggy? #tappingpen
47:00 n64 (for my own personal bookmark)
@jobananas3052
Жыл бұрын
Are they referring to Anya-Taylor Joy?
More like Jordan Finerstein !
it makes my week when it's time for "bein ian with ian's crotch bulge"....geez dude, it's not 1980!
Gooooood lord almighty!!!! JORDAN IS SO FUCKING HOT🔥
Get Bobby Kelly
55:12 My drill instructor at military school was a Marine corps veteran who served in both Iraq and Afghanistan in the 2000s. He received a Navy cross (Right under a medal of honor) for some badass shit that he did. He told me that there were two reasons we were in that part of the world: oil, and drugs. There's no other logical reason why we would fucking be there.
Were they talking about Anya Taylor-Joy looking like an N64 person? LMAO
All Hail Shockwave
Jordan is the fucking best I guess Ian is okay too
Jordan whoever told you the “conspiracy” about Ukraine is right💯 keep em coming I’m surprised how much I like this pod🥵
Cannon needs to look up a "hot Richard"
What a lovely heterosexual couple
🧑🚒🧑🚒🧑🚒
be careful with cannon - he's a secret divisive force. he single-handedly broke up "the young guns" during one show.
@kostadinhadzibanov3601
Жыл бұрын
That's the first thing that popped to mind when he started talking about Ian and Jordan dating lmao 😂🤔
@MaTTheWish
Жыл бұрын
That teacher foot rubbing story is dangerous. It's like the movie The Ring, when he tells that story it destroys lives. Lol
@BadGoyz4Life
Жыл бұрын
He looked a thousand times happier there than Scenario haha
Anya Turok Joy
i think i super liked jordan on tinder and i hope to god it was her
@ghagzor
Жыл бұрын
You won't hit
@lakemanson8051
Жыл бұрын
@@ghagzor ye ik
I won't stop listening but gah wish Ian would stop shouting and vibrating and bouncing around. They are a great podcast with awesome chemistry when Ian is just that bit more chill so he's got back and forth with Jordan and the guest and not just screaming his internal monologue. I hate to hate on him and I'm still listening every week just had to type after an hour of almost turning it off a few times cos my ears hurt. Sorry Ian!
Dua Lipa = Hot 🔥
Can't believe they got Sam Smith on the pod!
Opening song....... is my FAVE opening of ANY cast I watch. I sing along SO loud.
My dear Ian, ya gotta at least drop the 2:15 tour intro if we’re doing patreon especially with ads in too lmao
@goatpepperherbaltea7895
Жыл бұрын
This is the main episode video that’s gonna become public this week they just posted it early on patreon it’s not a patreon episode
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 ty 😘