Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 029 : Cold Pricklies & Warm Fuzzies W/ Mike Cannon

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Chapters :
0:00- Plugs
1:20- Intro
2:05 - Blowing of the Shofar / Explore Page
4:25 - Samson
7:05 - Mike On Vice
8:18 - Did Someone Finger B*ng You ?
9:20 - SENSORY OVERLOAD TIME
10:18 - Do You Want To Tase Yourself ?
10:43 - So You Massaged A Teacher’s Feet ?
12:05 - Are You A Boy Or A Girl?
13:28 - Chocolate Man
15:30 - Children Are Not Sober
16:35 - That Was More Of A Simile Than A Joke
18:25 - Child Like Wonderment
22:35 - It’s A Crutch
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  • @parrishwl
    @parrishwl Жыл бұрын

    not gonna lie: first i thought Ian is a handful but over time this has become my fav. podcast

  • @qtgramps4203

    @qtgramps4203

    Жыл бұрын

    ....................that doesn't mean he's not an absolute nightmare to be around. He's funny to watch from afar that's the whole thing. You probably think you could be friends with celebrities you're into and def wrong

  • @parrishwl

    @parrishwl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@qtgramps4203 chill with the 420 from time to time

  • @qtgramps4203

    @qtgramps4203

    Жыл бұрын

    @@parrishwl what. Is it that hard for you to actually think? Youre a stupid individual based on your dog shit response

  • @Zoso37123

    @Zoso37123

    Жыл бұрын

    I reluctantly agree.

  • @nvmm166

    @nvmm166

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats on coming out

  • @littlewigglemonster7691
    @littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын

    Have recently fallen in love with both Ian and Jordan. Fantastic pod, always makes me laugh and eases me up!

  • @mjwayno3879
    @mjwayno3879 Жыл бұрын

    That zoom in on Cannon after the sandyhook joke was too perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lamont15
    @Lamont15 Жыл бұрын

    Ian being protective of his cat killed me

  • @user-vf6km4sf2r

    @user-vf6km4sf2r

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s a nasty cat

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie Жыл бұрын

    Not an episode has passed where the words "mall goth" haven't left Jordan's mouth.

  • @JG-jy7pe

    @JG-jy7pe

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @blonded1
    @blonded1 Жыл бұрын

    Ian I AM 37 WITH DOWN SYNDROME U ARE MY FAVROITE postcaster. I listen to you while i ride the bus to school I AM in 12th GRADE TIHS YEAR!

  • @TheDohped

    @TheDohped

    Жыл бұрын

    congratulations, well done buddy, that is super impressive and an absolute inspiration

  • @Mavidyatunes

    @Mavidyatunes

    Жыл бұрын

    23 years of high-school, gj buddy.

  • @redwarp1

    @redwarp1

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Nick, always appreciate you stopping by.

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN Жыл бұрын

    Jordan and Ian are magic together. Love Cannon too. Great pod.

  • @evilsponge6911
    @evilsponge6911 Жыл бұрын

    Telling jokes and having smokes, taking Adderall all through the night, its a wild ride.

  • @Mavidyatunes

    @Mavidyatunes

    Жыл бұрын

    Being Ian, Being Ian, Being Gay...

  • @angelotro

    @angelotro

    Жыл бұрын

    I always think of Ian saying that all of his childhood home videos end with his parents yelling "Ian, no! Stop that!....".🤣He should add a clip to the end of the opening. Classy.

  • @britaind6433
    @britaind6433 Жыл бұрын

    The best part of bein Ian is jordan

  • @jameswebb8129
    @jameswebb8129 Жыл бұрын

    "she looks like she was in Turok" SENT ME dude

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan's response to Mike saying he talks to his wife about his problems:"She doesn't mind??" Damn,you broken,Skinny J.

  • @NoBanksNearby

    @NoBanksNearby

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr fr, if you don't want (or worse, can't stand) to listen to your partner's problems, it will NEVER work.

  • @TheDohped

    @TheDohped

    Жыл бұрын

    i don't get it, i could listen to her problems all day, she's awesome, puts most blokes to shame with her skills and she damn fine looking too, rides a real bike, what kind of muppet doesnt want to be around that kind of lady all day long!

  • @thasquid9185

    @thasquid9185

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but she got some 💪

  • @magnusonjake
    @magnusonjake Жыл бұрын

    I laughed hard when Jordan said the backsplash joke on the distefano pod

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Mike hanging with mom and dad is always a good time🤌🤌🤌

  • @L337Catdaddy
    @L337Catdaddy Жыл бұрын

    This pod is going places

  • @BazookaTooth707

    @BazookaTooth707

    7 ай бұрын

    You still watching?

  • @weatheredmn3237
    @weatheredmn3237 Жыл бұрын

    Diggin the new camera angle guys. Nice work, Jordy/Ethan!

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    Awesome, thank you!

  • @LoS-J

    @LoS-J

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BeinIanPod well timed Zoom Ins are hilarious on podcasts. Just don't overdo it!

  • @rworded
    @rworded Жыл бұрын

    Ian studied under the school of Vos. "You're 30 and have grey hair fuck off!"

  • @dariondeatherage1487
    @dariondeatherage1487 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love the erotica ad in the midst of the childhood molestation trauma talk

  • @_BangDroid_

    @_BangDroid_

    Ай бұрын

    I spat my drink out when he said "people get turned on in [pause] all sorts of ways"

  • @crippleripple
    @crippleripple Жыл бұрын

    Saw Mike cannon live last year. Loved it, would love to see you Ian! Come to Bed Oregon!

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see how Cannons kid reacts to Feeney's kid

  • @Lilylulu1
    @Lilylulu12 ай бұрын

    42:19 Jordans face change kills me 😂

  • @ButterflyBeulah
    @ButterflyBeulah Жыл бұрын

    My son is lit on life too Mike! Love you guys!

  • @pissbabygrandad
    @pissbabygrandad Жыл бұрын

    Learned some shit on this pod. Thank you for sharing. I sometimes used to think of it like reverse engineering therapy that I can’t afford but it’s much more than that. It’s just sharing wisdom or whatever. ❤

  • @zeroa69
    @zeroa698 ай бұрын

    Having lived with a roomate that bred miniture Hemingways as well as multiple exs with cats peep this out... Meow the fastest way to a cats heart is to say hi to them the moment you arrive and take over their feeding for a couple days in a row. Dont pet ears unless you know how and are good at it. 1 finger chin scratchies are another great start before the get used to you.

  • @stankyrearend
    @stankyrearend Жыл бұрын

    absolutely love your intro.

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 Жыл бұрын

    Yes! Mike Cannon is always a good guest! Here's The Scenario rules!

  • @Jeremy252
    @Jeremy252 Жыл бұрын

    Ian is as funny as he can possibly be if you insult his cat

  • @Madkalibyr
    @Madkalibyr Жыл бұрын

    Don’t ever judge Ian’s cat ever leave that long boi alone I love him

  • @zachzane14
    @zachzane14 Жыл бұрын

    No other podcast has me smile and giggling like this one. I love the ADHD!

  • @thebonbrests741
    @thebonbrests74111 ай бұрын

    so cool seeing Diplo on here

  • @Ugfromumantman
    @Ugfromumantman Жыл бұрын

    Big fan

  • @michaelbsquire
    @michaelbsquire Жыл бұрын

    Great pod. Also how rich is Ian to have multiple cartons of Smokes on his table laying around thats like 5k worth in Australia

  • @danielwaters2132
    @danielwaters2132Ай бұрын

    Dr. Brian Weiss, Many lives Many Masters should be mandatory read for both of you. Just do it!

  • @kristenkayryan1951
    @kristenkayryan1951 Жыл бұрын

    Fully convinced Mike Cannon could take over voicing Bob Belcher, and no one would notice a difference.

  • @mephstv
    @mephstv Жыл бұрын

    If weed is gay, then I’m Gay Black Actor Michael Douglas

  • @jobananas3052
    @jobananas3052 Жыл бұрын

    Ok something should be said about the levels. Ians mic has been clipping for like 3 episodes now. Everyone is at a different volume in this episode.

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey Жыл бұрын

    ponytail jordan hubbahubba

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany Жыл бұрын

    Sensory overload time is my favorite.

  • @minnesocalgolf7182
    @minnesocalgolf7182 Жыл бұрын

    look at Jordan acting all different with “hot” mike cannon on 😂

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro Жыл бұрын

    I'm probably not the first to say this, but this is Jordan's podcast. No one else can keep Ian that quiet for that long.

  • @newbietubie

    @newbietubie

    Жыл бұрын

    She's why I left the Patreon. She is a depressing, never yes-anding, always on her phone, topical rerun and always belittles Ian.

  • @moasto02
    @moasto02 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan's got a lot of face and I like it

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 Жыл бұрын

    "She looks like old N64 graphics." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SARJdk
    @SARJdk Жыл бұрын

    50:35 Cannon being the Mopheus to his father-in-laws Neo in consp❕racy is so damn funny. Mike can reject theories in bullet-time

  • @HBZ
    @HBZ Жыл бұрын

    @58:10 just a heads up Ian, it's impossible to open an airplane door while midflight. The pressure from the wind surrounding the airplane while you travel at 500-600mph is about 100000000x stronger than the force of a human. Don't know if that helps ease your mind at all.

  • @MsGhost87
    @MsGhost877 ай бұрын

    28:43 The pause, blank stare & Ian taking a breath to speak LMFAO!!!! 🤣⚰️☠️⚰️☠️⚰️🤣

  • @thasquid9185
    @thasquid9185 Жыл бұрын

    Eventually, you become your own parent

  • @LoS-J
    @LoS-J Жыл бұрын

    Love this pod lol

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

    8:40 could this pod even be anymore perfect ? :)))

  • @shannonhigginss
    @shannonhigginss Жыл бұрын

    Dude, "Hot Gust" should have been the name of the ep.

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 Жыл бұрын

    Cannons Eminem merch is almost as dope as sagalows Emeniem merch

  • @MsGhost87
    @MsGhost877 ай бұрын

    I love how lively Ian is 😁 Him & Jordan make such a great couple, friend-wise & IF they ever chose to date, it would be cool too 😉

  • @samuelsadowski7145
    @samuelsadowski7145 Жыл бұрын

    Why are they the perfect couple

  • @redbulllife
    @redbulllife Жыл бұрын

    I got that damn song stuck in my cabeza

  • @josephirizarry5195
    @josephirizarry519511 ай бұрын

    Mike is 😍😍😍

  • @pissbabygrandad
    @pissbabygrandad Жыл бұрын

    Beanin’

  • @photogoon
    @photogoon Жыл бұрын

    Can you share where you guys got The Delaware Den sign made? I really dig it and would like to order something similar. Thanks!

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    Kolten French! @koltenfrench on IG - tell ‘em ian sent ya!

  • @photogoon

    @photogoon

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @bmfrandomness1565
    @bmfrandomness1565 Жыл бұрын

    YESSSSSSS

  • @gingerleaf707
    @gingerleaf7079 ай бұрын

    Spitting in other people's mouths?! Foreshadowing... You can quote my bits😊! Hahahaha

  • @Kakioodle
    @Kakioodle9 ай бұрын

    Oh my god.... that man's eye ARE beautiful.

  • @tommyp8636
    @tommyp8636 Жыл бұрын

    Ian, way to lean into your whole Sea Bass lifestyle by starting to dress like him as well.

  • @tokyosandblaster4623

    @tokyosandblaster4623

    Жыл бұрын

    quick toss some salt over your right shoulder

  • @crippleripple
    @crippleripple Жыл бұрын

    Dude please stream what's coming up. I'd pay for it.

  • @zak.d
    @zak.d Жыл бұрын

    Great pod say you saturday at govs ians the man go see him live so funny

  • @newbietubie

    @newbietubie

    Жыл бұрын

    He's great live!

  • @kvltr00
    @kvltr00 Жыл бұрын

    If weed is gay I'm gay as fuck

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    Prove it!!

  • @lylechipperson3407

    @lylechipperson3407

    Жыл бұрын

    I respect Ian's opinion on weed use but as someone who quit heroin/coke as a teen and got off booze after my early 20s, and who also happens to be an epileptic; idc what people think. I'm going to continue to use cannabis cause it makes me have seizures less frequently and my doctors agree it seems to be more helpful than the meds they can give that make it so I can't eat for a month at a time and lose weight and feel sick all of the time. I'm going to continue to go to my 12 step meetings and ignore the talk about religion/weed use because the meetings help me stay off of deadly drugs and alcohol. IDC if that's not considered normal; sobriety isn't a group activity at the end of the day. What works for some people might harm others. As long as I can prolong my life on this earth and live a guilt free life and be a good person, i'm happy.

  • @alexhaile7957

    @alexhaile7957

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lylechipperson3407 Neat

  • @andreaholcock8992

    @andreaholcock8992

    11 ай бұрын

    @@lylechipperson3407that was always allowed

  • @stinkyxyla716
    @stinkyxyla7168 ай бұрын

    Lmfaoooo it's really hard to come by people that are as unhinged as me and it makes me very happy to see this kinda shit

  • @jbw17
    @jbw1711 ай бұрын

    i’ve taken to asking people “if they go see allen” as a means for asking people if they go to therapy.

  • @mantistoboggan6982
    @mantistoboggan6982 Жыл бұрын

    I'm down with "up Jordan"

  • @JediDATAZA
    @JediDATAZA5 ай бұрын

    You know what time it is... 9:41

  • @surlygoosegamer6264
    @surlygoosegamer6264 Жыл бұрын

    "You need it; know why you need it? BECAUSE IT'S GONNA HELP THE SHOW!GET A FUCKING DISPLATE!". I laughed so hard that I dotted my shorts ❤

  • @calculatechaos
    @calculatechaos Жыл бұрын

    Mikes wearing the same shirt he wore a year ago on another podcast with Chris D

  • @ryanstoyles7611

    @ryanstoyles7611

    Жыл бұрын

    you sir, need to apply to the government for a job solving puzzles like mercury rising

  • @KarlOsuchowski
    @KarlOsuchowski Жыл бұрын

    9:37 what my mid-day ritalin dip looks like😅

  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe Жыл бұрын

    jordan never stop doing the maniscalco

  • @josechung7713
    @josechung77138 ай бұрын

    Ian looks like a hipster Wario

  • @deformschool
    @deformschool Жыл бұрын

    Skipping Oklahoma City for McAlester is wild. OKC had a whole gay district, all McAlester has is truck stops and prison showers...

  • @mikeyrocks8664
    @mikeyrocks8664Ай бұрын

    DUDE. Ian’s point about flat earth is how I feel. Who fucking cares if it’s flat or round? I mean it’s round but even if it was flat now what the fuck do we do? Nothing cause it’s irrelevant either way 😂

  • @Johnzilla722
    @Johnzilla722Ай бұрын

    At times the guest sounds like Bob from Bob's Burger.

  • @AJohnSmith
    @AJohnSmith Жыл бұрын

    Min 53 is the important info.

  • @NoBanksNearby
    @NoBanksNearby Жыл бұрын

    You/your producer should listen to 5 mainstream pods for reference on how loud your pod needs to be. Learn mastering tools. The levels need to be brought up a bunch otherwise your listeners have to bump their vol a bunch and then when yours ends and it auto plays a mainstream one, our headphones crush our ears and it's jarring. With that said, I enjoy the pod and look forward to seeing the evolution of it. Keep crushin.

  • @Theguyguyguy

    @Theguyguyguy

    Жыл бұрын

    Please disregard this comment, @nobanksnearby needs to have their ear hymen broken

  • @jobananas3052

    @jobananas3052

    Жыл бұрын

    its been so bad over the last 3 or 4

  • @NoBanksNearby

    @NoBanksNearby

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jobananas3052 if they don't give a shit how can they expect other people to care? There are standards in podcasting and if you can't meet those, what are you doing? Amazing funny and interesting people recorded poorly isn't a good look.

  • @ghagzor

    @ghagzor

    Жыл бұрын

    Cumtown begs the differ

  • @NoBanksNearby

    @NoBanksNearby

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ghagzor cumtown is dead

  • @eversayala9944
    @eversayala9944 Жыл бұрын

    Is this a reupload? I swear i saw mike cannon on here a few weeks ago

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 Жыл бұрын

    What I wouldn’t do to be that couch….

  • @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince
    @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince Жыл бұрын

    Can we make sensory overload time a regular seggy? #tappingpen

  • @awill891
    @awill891 Жыл бұрын

    47:00 n64 (for my own personal bookmark)

  • @jobananas3052

    @jobananas3052

    Жыл бұрын

    Are they referring to Anya-Taylor Joy?

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Жыл бұрын

    More like Jordan Finerstein !

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb Жыл бұрын

    it makes my week when it's time for "bein ian with ian's crotch bulge"....geez dude, it's not 1980!

  • @zachhathaway2771
    @zachhathaway27716 ай бұрын

    Gooooood lord almighty!!!! JORDAN IS SO FUCKING HOT🔥

  • @LoS-J
    @LoS-J Жыл бұрын

    Get Bobby Kelly

  • @Blaketbailey
    @Blaketbailey8 ай бұрын

    55:12 My drill instructor at military school was a Marine corps veteran who served in both Iraq and Afghanistan in the 2000s. He received a Navy cross (Right under a medal of honor) for some badass shit that he did. He told me that there were two reasons we were in that part of the world: oil, and drugs. There's no other logical reason why we would fucking be there.

  • @jobananas3052
    @jobananas3052 Жыл бұрын

    Were they talking about Anya Taylor-Joy looking like an N64 person? LMAO

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 Жыл бұрын

    All Hail Shockwave

  • @AaaBbb-ye4mi
    @AaaBbb-ye4mi Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is the fucking best I guess Ian is okay too

  • @OpressionOlympics
    @OpressionOlympics Жыл бұрын

    Jordan whoever told you the “conspiracy” about Ukraine is right💯 keep em coming I’m surprised how much I like this pod🥵

  • @larrymorris492
    @larrymorris492 Жыл бұрын

    Cannon needs to look up a "hot Richard"

  • @ryanmcteer825
    @ryanmcteer825 Жыл бұрын

    What a lovely heterosexual couple

  • @IosefDzhugashvili
    @IosefDzhugashvili Жыл бұрын

    🧑‍🚒🧑‍🚒🧑‍🚒

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb Жыл бұрын

    be careful with cannon - he's a secret divisive force. he single-handedly broke up "the young guns" during one show.

  • @kostadinhadzibanov3601

    @kostadinhadzibanov3601

    Жыл бұрын

    That's the first thing that popped to mind when he started talking about Ian and Jordan dating lmao 😂🤔

  • @MaTTheWish

    @MaTTheWish

    Жыл бұрын

    That teacher foot rubbing story is dangerous. It's like the movie The Ring, when he tells that story it destroys lives. Lol

  • @BadGoyz4Life

    @BadGoyz4Life

    Жыл бұрын

    He looked a thousand times happier there than Scenario haha

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Жыл бұрын

    Anya Turok Joy

  • @lakemanson8051
    @lakemanson8051 Жыл бұрын

    i think i super liked jordan on tinder and i hope to god it was her

  • @ghagzor

    @ghagzor

    Жыл бұрын

    You won't hit

  • @lakemanson8051

    @lakemanson8051

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ghagzor ye ik

  • @emgee9308
    @emgee9308 Жыл бұрын

    I won't stop listening but gah wish Ian would stop shouting and vibrating and bouncing around. They are a great podcast with awesome chemistry when Ian is just that bit more chill so he's got back and forth with Jordan and the guest and not just screaming his internal monologue. I hate to hate on him and I'm still listening every week just had to type after an hour of almost turning it off a few times cos my ears hurt. Sorry Ian!

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 Жыл бұрын

    Dua Lipa = Hot 🔥

  • @alexandercowlishaw
    @alexandercowlishaw Жыл бұрын

    Can't believe they got Sam Smith on the pod!

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES Жыл бұрын

    Opening song....... is my FAVE opening of ANY cast I watch. I sing along SO loud.

  • @caspay21
    @caspay21 Жыл бұрын

    My dear Ian, ya gotta at least drop the 2:15 tour intro if we’re doing patreon especially with ads in too lmao

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895

    @goatpepperherbaltea7895

    Жыл бұрын

    This is the main episode video that’s gonna become public this week they just posted it early on patreon it’s not a patreon episode

  • @BeinIanPod

    @BeinIanPod

    Жыл бұрын

    @@goatpepperherbaltea7895 ty 😘

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