Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 034: Crazy Train W/ Jim Norton
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Chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
2:18 - OZZY
6:58- Jim Norton Best Break Up Advice
9:30- Funny In Bed
11:50-I love A Story
13:42- Step-Bro
22:16 - Family Matters
25:32- Audio P*rn
27:21 - Finding Meaning In Movies
28:39-Ads
36:27 - Z- Packs From Mexico
40:45 - Booze Spot
44:16 - Assassins
47:34 - Audiences
50:35 - DICE Lives For The Goof
56:24 - You’re About To Crush
1:05:14 - S*x With Audience Members
1:10:32 - The Buck Stops Here
1:13:04 - Plugs
1:15:39- OUTRO
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@jooseppielleese7156
Жыл бұрын
I'll pay if Jordan takes her socks off on pateron episodes :) Make it happen Ian!
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Gay but I dig it!!
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
@@jooseppielleese7156 no 🧢 🙏🏾 Especially to see that 2nd shorter toe!!
@knowledgemantis
Жыл бұрын
Jordan I’m a Puerto Rican & I’m watching!!🙊
@knowledgemantis
Жыл бұрын
Yeah i like pizza too
Thank you for platforming these smaller comedians 🙏
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@kyleb8596
Жыл бұрын
he is lil’ Jimmy Norton!!!
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
@@kyleb8596 lol no 🧢 😂
@65thhitman86
Жыл бұрын
Jim Norton is a legend he's not the smaller comedian in this situation 😂
@48operations
Жыл бұрын
Do not disturb the pests
1 hour and 11 minutes in, we find out that Jordan has never even heard of Jim Norton 😂
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 she’s our queen and we love her
Ian please bring the stepbrother on and just grill him for an hour about how weird that is lmao
Jordan: "Jim Norton is here, but that's no big deal, let me tell you all about the thickness of a pair of pants that I have"
@derb_
Жыл бұрын
☕
@mondaymorningmowingwithmike
Жыл бұрын
"I'm the star."
@Ian-hd3od
10 ай бұрын
i bounced immediately
Those ads that Ian does alone in a hotel room really shows how crazy he actually is.
@minamur
Жыл бұрын
it's like he's doing standup and bombing, but no one's there.
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
😎
@vincent2053
Жыл бұрын
@@BeinIanPod You mean 🤓
@nullusernamex
5 ай бұрын
Haha, accurate @@minamur
@twentysix1230
5 ай бұрын
Came looking for this comment. Painful. You can hear the SSRIs 😂
1:10:36 jordan's face going through the seven stages of grief reacting to jim being with trans lol
@Flipper35
8 ай бұрын
I thought everyone that's ever heard of Jim Norton knew he was the OG of the Trans movement!!!
Jim is one of those guys that I always have fun watching/listening to. He's got so much insight, and he's so open that there's always bound to be hilarious conversations. Great ep, much love
@buck_swope
Жыл бұрын
He's a boring zilch.
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
No 🧢
@bigben42
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonybogus5688 Anthony you crazy spirit, didn’t know you ventured into other podcasts
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
@@bigben42 lol yes I move around like a cheap hoe my Big “not the one who molested that teen” Ben .. nice too see you🙏🏾
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
Hey thank you for diggin the show!
IAN, I am 38 an dhave down syndrome, every wedsnedsay i wake up and listen to you while i eat peanut marshamllow samdwhich. maybe some day we can eat them together
@cereal_thinker
Жыл бұрын
Did Ian teach you communism is bad?
@adrenalinetoothless2530
Жыл бұрын
Your not retarded.
@kusjr4388
Жыл бұрын
And make love to each other. Ian will love any sex
@righteousfist175
Жыл бұрын
Thats for sure secretly nick
@fliptophiphop1894
Жыл бұрын
That sounds delicious!
Love to see Norton on any pods!!! One of the funniest quickest comics ever!!!
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more!
@naylik2562
Жыл бұрын
@@BeinIanPod But what about Dougie Bells 🛎🛎🛎
@KFURR
Жыл бұрын
@@naylik2562 try to keep up, be a casual fan, Norton is killing off Chip Chipperson and Doug Bell is already retired. He finally listened to facts and dropped the worst parts of his “act”. He is a sniper and a stand up, his characters suck blizznack dongus.
@GhastlyCretin
Жыл бұрын
@@KFURRHe stopped doing Chip?
@tonyelectionfraud669
10 ай бұрын
@@GhastlyCretin thats great news if it's true
Being Ian has helped me exponentially to be gay in this tafs/ cumtown drought. I don't think I would've coped and would've resorted to drinking hand sanitizer if it wasn't for ian
@BlackJesusChrist666
Жыл бұрын
Personally I’m trying to muster the courage to ask my good personal friend Nick out. Also I’m gay.
@moralhazard1
Жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAH DUDE!!! THAT RULES!!!
@firstnamelastname5612
Жыл бұрын
@@moralhazard1 *"slide whistles*
@imnotbenavery9220
Жыл бұрын
Ernie Hudson ep was great execution of the vision it’s worth checking out.
@firstnamelastname5612
Жыл бұрын
@@imnotbenavery9220 it was indeed Eddie complimented cool Adam very well
I truly love that Jordan’s arc in the podcast is getting healthy enough to marry her stepbrother 😭
I’m Puerto Rican , I love hardcore and this pod cast. We are watching lol
@pewerjenius
Жыл бұрын
I endorse all those things, as they also apply to me. We are watching.
@jeffs813
Жыл бұрын
lmao Jim called her out and I was like "Hey, he's right! Why the fuck wouldn't they?!"
@globillo
Жыл бұрын
Eyy yo the Rican section weeeepppppaa ! Hardcore rules 😂
@anarmyoftigers
Жыл бұрын
Just stay over there on your island.
@anarmyoftigers
Жыл бұрын
Just stay over there on your island.
Ya know it's odd, everytime I'm listening to Norton on a bluetooth speaker my fish start jumping out of the tank and biting the air.. Happens every damn time.
@vincent2053
Жыл бұрын
Are your fish in the army or somethin tss
I am a boring guy. I work 60+ hours a week. After I am off I go home, do quick house chores like cat box, garbage, cleaning. Then I make dinner, do my dishes, take a shower, read and go to sleep. 5/6 days a week. On weekends I get to do yard work, tend to the garden, do laundry, and maybe enjoy a TV show or something. I start work at 4am. I am off at 2:30. In bed by 7. It's not a exciting life, but I am comfortable and paid well. Covid has fucked my schedule. I have been doing this since covid started and everyone quit.
Jordan has got it going on low key
I hope Jim does more podcasts, he's a guaranteed home run! And it's great to see younger comics demonstrate respect for him!
Every time Ian leans over Jordan leans away.
Great get for Jordan's podcast! Jim Norton and Jordan are pure gold together!
Even when Ian is “bein’ Ian” 🙄…I’m still happy. What a good soul.
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
💕
The zoom in when Jordan finds out Jim is into trans is gold.
32:37 - "Try it out!" X 3. Ian having a breakdown in this part of the ad kept me coming back. I might try it out.
@nullusernamex
5 ай бұрын
Unironically, I watch the pod for Ian. Not because he's a super funny comic (although he can make genuinely funny jokes not infrequently that surprise me), but because I've been here since his woke days and enjoy witnessing his further descent madness. That ad read was the cherry on top
love seein jim, dudes so witty and quick. great ep!
Tellin’ jokes, and havin’ smokes
Great ep! Also this is the only pod I don't skip the ads. Ian is so damn lovable he even makes ads enjoyable lol
@nullusernamex
5 ай бұрын
"you're right! Sometimes my dick doesn't work." Lmao Ian
The whole time during the ads I could just imagine being in the room next door 😂😂😂
@nikoschopshop
Жыл бұрын
Every time he replies to a comment anywhere that's the ian I imagine responding
Subscribed yesterday, back today, love Norton! Ian is so much fun and Jordan's hilarious. Thanks guys.
Jim Norton is one of the funniest most underrated comics.
Great production. Great guest. And the hosts are adorable 👏👏👏
Jordan! Please come back to Detroit soon! I know you were just there but I just discovered you two and would love to see you live. Seeing Ian next week and can't wait!
This was great. What an episode. Worth every penny.
When I'm having a crappy day, just listening to the intro lightens up my day 🙏🏾 love you guys and Jordan 😘
Jeez that Lucy ad read from Ian was something like Shoenice would do during the Marge Simpson phase.
Was in jail for a month or sucked ass but everyday from like 11-1 they played cops on the tv watching cops from county jail is an experience everyone should have once.
Dude, I could 100% give the most mortifying stories about mom shows back in the day and they still stick to my psyche to this day. I understand, Ian. I get it. Although it’s definitely hilarious to think about now.
Im a year late to the party, listening to these in order, man was that RexMD ad relatable lol
Puertorican here… we watch too
So excited to see jim norton
I just saw him stagedive literally yesterday. And now knowing about that back. Sending you thoughts and prayers ❤️
Every time I think I'm passed spanking it to Jordan's step bro story, she brings it up again!! uggghhh. I'll be right back.
We need the Stepbrother Episode !!!!!!!!😂 Also we need more guest from the hardcore scene
13:28 I cried laughing, that was my exact reaction too 😂
@ryanvincenec3511
6 ай бұрын
Lol yep
Jim you're awesome! I love you all!!!❤
Thanks for taking out the record scratch in the intro,Ian.
Perfect podding. Par usual. Norton is the OG king deviant. So damn funny.
Here's to my two favorite sober comics that unapologetically love trans women.
@missalbania9260
Жыл бұрын
They like dicks and tits, let’s not involve women into this
@BeinIanPod
Жыл бұрын
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@godlesspeacesign8852
Жыл бұрын
Is this co host one?
@ShantyIrishman
Жыл бұрын
@@godlesspeacesign8852 Not to my knowledge, but Norton and Ian certainly are.
@godlesspeacesign8852
Жыл бұрын
@@ShantyIrishman im not even tryna be funny or anything. She looks....odd. i honestly went with "oh, its a 'ma'am' ".
Incredible episode wow
🇵🇷 here and I'm a Rivera.....I'm watching Jordan!
When I hear the shofar at the beginning I'm reminded of Curb your Enthusiasm and how this podcast is a call for help.
Love hearing them talk about the Dice man...one of the greats!
I fully fell for Ms.Jordan after on RAP episode the other day she revealed her 2nd toe is shorter than her big toe 😍🙏🏾
This is amazing!! Jim is one of my favourite comedians and to see him with the sweetest ppl ever is great:) I had to give up watching Chip because it became unbearable with his new co-host/producer but this is great! Thanks so much!
Hope your back gets better man. I got an extra vertebrae L6 and degenerative discs. Shit sucks. Loving this Podcast!!!
Jim saying his girlfriend likes cops makes a whole lot more sense now.
I don't think Jordan realizes that a good HALF of the country doesn't really have an inner thoughtful life or like hopes/dreams/hobbies and they think America's Got Talent and Big Bang Theory is the literal height of actual talent and comedy lol. And those are the people complaining online and also voting lol, so that's why we kind of shouldn't take ANYTHING seriously 🤣
Lmao Ian good laugh at 23:30 “How do people feel content not dealing with that” we don’t I’m jealous Great ep Jim’s the best
I really like Ian's glasses. I'm up for a new pair soon... going to ask for them to give me the Fidance!
God damn lil jimmy is as quick as ever.
I found this podcast a few months ago; and NEVER left after the first character outburst of Ian
For those who have not yet been made aware, Ian was a +1 to Nikki Glaser at the Mark Twain Comedy Award Event for Adam Sandler. Of course, he brought his cane to the red carpet.
Intro song has penetrated my mind
Thumbs up at the start with the bullet pants story, funny
Great pod 👏
Great pod. 💕 Jordan
Genuinely only listen to the intro song to this and Tigerbelly.❤ makes me happy
Uncle Jimmy touched my downstairs but he gave me candy so it's a win-win💗
I love little Jimmy Norton
Thank you lil Jimmy. You still got it.
@somegeezer6439
Жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is beautiful
Good ep!
Telling jokes and having smokes!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Yeah. Ian just disassociated listening to her blabber on & on. Shes bustin Ians awesome groove
I must really be sick(probably covfefe19, too lazy to go rummage and find test) cuz i just realized halfway thru that i watched this already....😆👌
I'm with Jimmy on the tattoos. I only ever CONSIDERED having "Dolly" tattooed on me, but I knew I didn't want something on me FOREVER, and I get bored with stuff quick
This was fun. Jim is a good fit on this podcast. Love you weirdos! Weed is gay! Thanks for finally saying it
greatest intro ever .
I have adored Jim since Lucky Louie...Im a woman who def has always loved Jim's raunchy act, and had I ever seen him live, I woulda tried to pull him 🤘😜
I love you guys so much
1:10:42 that zoom deserves an abba and preach level sound effect
Much better this episode! You're the new shit, let it rip! People love you, take place and BE Ian!
Jim just doing all the heavy lifting on this as far as attempting to make a joke
Long Live Ted Sheckler!!!!!. Great podcast Ian and Jordan, I've loved lil Yimmy forever
dude. jordans life is legit bonkos
ians own body is prop comedy
shoutout Dennis Wolfberg! that guy was a killer comic. not talked about enough these days
Jim's face when Ian blows the horn
@elbob17
Жыл бұрын
I caught that.
@josef2012
Жыл бұрын
Resigned to death
I Love A Story 🤣🤣
The luminaries really stepped up here
This was good.
Nice Cords sir!
It sounds like Jordan was groomed. I've heard her tell the story enough and she used to say she was 17, but when Jim was like 'wtf' she changed it to 18 or 19. The age difference doesn't bother me but the bits leading up to it sound so dodgy.
Hell yeah. We played assassin's. It was amazing
Anyone that can say something that brings out a look of concern from Jim Norton has got to be a little strange.
Cops was the first, and ONLY, real reality show. No retakes, no scripts, unlike these "reality" shows today.
I like this podcast. Why do I so rarely watch it or listen to it?
Love Jimmy Norton
49:07 Jordan acting like a 5 yr old here with this whole thought 😂
Great Fucking Episode to start my love of this podcast. Lil’ Jimmy!!!!
Jordan needs to realize there r 2 other ppl on this podcast who want to talk/ share stories too.
It’s great that Jordan is assertive on the podcast - women kinda have to be - but geez, please learn how to share a conversation with other people. Especially when guests are on.
this episode should really be titled Three Queens yas