Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 033 : Cuss Free Zone W/ Worst Possible Timeline

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chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
1:55 - 10 Minute Rule
4:03 - WWE Movies
6:30 - I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED
9:44 -Let Loose We’re In A Basement
21:03 - We Don’t Understand Anything
22:18 - Why Communism Won’t Work
31:18 - AD
32:53 - Dunbar’s Number
35:01 - Chaz Guys
36:19 - Getting Surgery From A Switcher
40:26 - Politically We’re Dumb
45:49 - Hogwarts Legacy
47:41 - The Fallacy Of Online
51:05 - The Strange Person
55:29 - I Don’t Care About Your Grandma
58:08 - We Weren’t Meant To Know Everyones Thoughts & Feelings
1:01:25 - Before We Go
1:07:57 - OUTRO
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  • @ritardstrength5169
    @ritardstrength5169 Жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite husband and wife podcast

  • @poopybody1469

    @poopybody1469

    Жыл бұрын

    I Left ymh for this

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @georgesorossevilnose6478

    @georgesorossevilnose6478

    Жыл бұрын

    Which is which?

  • @Krow943

    @Krow943

    Жыл бұрын

    @@poopybody1469 same

  • @tambob82

    @tambob82

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@poopybody1469 Fuck dem Jeans. Not really, sometimes it's still ok.

  • @rosbeb765
    @rosbeb765 Жыл бұрын

    I love how they just can’t contain themselves for 5 minutes from saying naughty words.

  • @murrijuana2842

    @murrijuana2842

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how people have been tricked into thinking naughty words exist.

  • @carloslomeli5222

    @carloslomeli5222

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too it was so funny

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    love Ian, for the algo. Blessed be. Jordan, every episode, forever.. . . :)

  • @JustHarrison395
    @JustHarrison395 Жыл бұрын

    The 'I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED' segment of the pod was worth it alone

  • @ryanhennessey5124
    @ryanhennessey5124 Жыл бұрын

    This entire episode is actually a Self Defense Family album don’t let them fool you

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    Cute disk?plates? Too. Loved Ian's endorsement readings. i just plain love Ian. (Blessed be the algo.)

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ronindr lol noooo 🧢

  • @jamespalmieri2452
    @jamespalmieri2452 Жыл бұрын

    Cousin Sherri is a lot edgier on this episode.

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Shoutout Ian for having our brothers Mike Rainey new book “On Percs” behind Ian head 🙏🏾👊🏾

  • @AdrenalineRu5h
    @AdrenalineRu5h Жыл бұрын

    the dude on the right with the blue shirt gives off angry recliner step dad yelling drunk at a fox news broadcast on tv energy lol

  • @joshuamcgovern6587
    @joshuamcgovern6587 Жыл бұрын

    I work overnites at a hotel and Wednesday mornings are like my Friday night and listening to this when I get home is such a nice routine

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Жыл бұрын

    “Don’t be a communist, be a police officer or a gang member!” Wtf haha

  • @mqdev_

    @mqdev_

    7 ай бұрын

    The only funny thing he said. lmao

  • @Jaytyboyn
    @Jaytyboyn Жыл бұрын

    More of Ian screaming into the microphone to interrupt please, the guests are completing WAY too many sentences in this one!

  • @ryanhennessey5124
    @ryanhennessey5124 Жыл бұрын

    Ian is like a character in one of Patrick’s comics come to life

  • @roymakescomics
    @roymakescomics Жыл бұрын

    Oh shit, small world, I never heard of Worst Possible Timeline or Drug Church..but I do know of Patrick Kindlon from his work in comics. Such as There's Nothing There and We Can Never Go Home. Never knew the guy was a musician/podcaster too. Pretty neat stuff. Learn so.ething new everyday.

  • @they_arent_human

    @they_arent_human

    Жыл бұрын

    used to play shows with him years ago. randomly see him on here.

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    I love when Ian screams & his eyes & all his veins pop out his head 🙏🏾😂

  • @joshuajustice4011
    @joshuajustice4011 Жыл бұрын

    "Why are we being demonetized?" White dude from upstate New York mentions race science and militias in the first 5 minutes 😂😂

  • @Rehbet
    @Rehbet Жыл бұрын

    So so glad this is in 4k and in focus Fantastic work behind the cameras other Jordan and others

  • @JR-rz1br
    @JR-rz1br Жыл бұрын

    This is my new favourite pod, it's so chaotic.

  • @brunoarres1187
    @brunoarres1187 Жыл бұрын

    ian has become scrooge mcduck with the cane and love of capitalism

  • @cady__
    @cady__ Жыл бұрын

    Getting cancelled really did a number on Ellen

  • @weatheredmn3237
    @weatheredmn3237 Жыл бұрын

    These things I read about The way the world works

  • @SnookerT
    @SnookerT Жыл бұрын

    The crossover I didn’t know I needed

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    This was a really good ep interesting & funny, the best 2 combos 😊

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah cousin Sherri back again!!!

  • @MaxSurber

    @MaxSurber

    4 ай бұрын

    Deserved more likes

  • @DududududuSALIBA
    @DududududuSALIBA Жыл бұрын

    Beyond his sardonic comedy palaver there is a deep sadness to the man.

  • @teenagekrabklub

    @teenagekrabklub

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t be mean to Jordan lol

  • @fingersonmyhand.7612

    @fingersonmyhand.7612

    Ай бұрын

    this sounds like something from Disco Elysium

  • @blonded1
    @blonded1 Жыл бұрын

    iAN i an 37 with downsyndrome, u are my big hero for not cussing. i do not like cussing words

  • @tainteddman

    @tainteddman

    Жыл бұрын

    This guys gonna kidnap Ian soon 😂

  • @xlouisexox

    @xlouisexox

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@tainteddman Oh absolutely 😂

  • @juicefpv4641
    @juicefpv4641 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan’s stand up clips have been 🔥

  • @AIWFNW
    @AIWFNW Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see Ian later this month in Tac and Jordan in Sea next month

  • @Retarded_Cat

    @Retarded_Cat

    Жыл бұрын

    The pnw is the best area in the US hands down

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Жыл бұрын

    I love the Ads on this show. The fuckin' best, man.

  • @jrs623
    @jrs6239 ай бұрын

    I missed it before but this listen, I totally agree Jordan! My dad has been saying for 3 decades we need more tigers.

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense Жыл бұрын

    This intro isn't the right intro for a shown that's this chaotic

  • @melllyann
    @melllyann Жыл бұрын

    The crossover I’ve been waiting for. Also listen to self defense family

  • @MaxCastles
    @MaxCastles Жыл бұрын

    I like how they didn't bother to censor the stuff Ian wanted censored in the first few minutes

  • @ryanstoyles7611

    @ryanstoyles7611

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah wtf was that all about

  • @Ch-ch-ch-chia
    @Ch-ch-ch-chia Жыл бұрын

    Actually, most of what was discussed is what democratic/national socialism would be. It allows for multiparties and multi ideas to work for or have the opportunity to not work for the groups. There is still capitalism in socialist societies, everyone just has their needs met as well as surroundings kept up. Also its such trash to be sensored because I want to know who doesnt fuck with me up front lol😂

  • @JuanLopez-ng3vs

    @JuanLopez-ng3vs

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's why democratic socialism is bullshit, what your say is.. "I'm a Yankee I get my needs met while continuing to live off the third world like the parasite I am"

  • @ronindr
    @ronindr Жыл бұрын

    I rewatch episodes, especially if they have lower views. Love.. Jordan. great intro (I miss the interruption)

  • @Totescolin
    @Totescolin Жыл бұрын

    The Saint Vitus bit killed me.

  • @Teddy-nd2jq
    @Teddy-nd2jq Жыл бұрын

    I can't help but look at the blonde guy like a lesbian

  • @happycampa9622
    @happycampa9622 Жыл бұрын

    Legendary!!! Love you guys!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bryjamz97
    @bryjamz97 Жыл бұрын

    This was the best one.

  • @tio.semilla
    @tio.semilla Жыл бұрын

    What cams yall usin!?!?

  • @abrakadabraalakaxam8029
    @abrakadabraalakaxam8029 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan killed it in LOS. You can tell Luis actually respects her lol

  • @murrijuana2842

    @murrijuana2842

    Жыл бұрын

    When? I've only seen her on RAP.

  • @ash-jy3qm
    @ash-jy3qm Жыл бұрын

    Dude damnnnnnn this was good!!!!

  • @dongusaerelius3007
    @dongusaerelius3007 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes yet, GOOD SHIT

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Жыл бұрын

    Chaz was fun but it didn’t work; I’m so confused by these guys’ arguments

  • @deadtrees1279
    @deadtrees1279 Жыл бұрын

    Ian dropping that nobody bats 1000 💥 love DC, wpt, and Ian and Jordan having the dudes on.

  • @BootyHoleJenkins
    @BootyHoleJenkins Жыл бұрын

    this is beautiful

  • @cybermonk8246
    @cybermonk82468 ай бұрын

    yooooo that Seal joke had me rolling

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Жыл бұрын

    While I hate Ian for leaving Bi guys without telling zac, I appreciate the 4K uploads on KZread

  • @youtubedrifter5594
    @youtubedrifter5594 Жыл бұрын

    I think we all actually need to move ti rumble. 😢

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Жыл бұрын

    I love that someone added "Dunbar's Number" as a caption - the podcast should have more of that. I'm joining the Patron!I want more of these conversations! The comedy is great but RIGHT NOW - I need more people from Punk Rock talking about serious stuff. I have a real question - did you guys suggest Thiel-Coin ont he Patreon? Because if so - SILVER STACKERS VAMOSSSSSSSSS

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    “Only AI I want is Allen Iverson” no cap haha 🙏🏾

  • @tech_nog4520
    @tech_nog45207 ай бұрын

    Re-watching because I’m bored but holy shit this is the best episode

  • @Slaveternal
    @Slaveternal Жыл бұрын

    The crossover of the gods

  • @LoloBoing
    @LoloBoing Жыл бұрын

    What happened to the comedy part of the podcast?

  • @ryanstoyles7611

    @ryanstoyles7611

    Жыл бұрын

    HUH oh fuck, tell me your political strings without saying anything about politics lol

  • @LoloBoing

    @LoloBoing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ryanstoyles7611 it wasn't a funny episode. That was all u nerd.

  • @bdub1200
    @bdub1200 Жыл бұрын

    That’s the best one so far.

  • @ooeygooeys
    @ooeygooeys Жыл бұрын

    Great episode

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Жыл бұрын

    34:20 no I don’t know anyone in a gang, my dad worked hard. It’s pretty cool.

  • @peterdowner4315
    @peterdowner431510 ай бұрын

    Alright, the "idc about your grandma" segment is a healthy dose of reality. Interesting point, great guests, awesome pod!

  • @yasmincandy7926
    @yasmincandy7926 Жыл бұрын

    Ians like a hot young Richard Dreyfuss but with a proton pack, ,& good taste in music politics. Jordan's just badass !

  • @samantha-eu3cc
    @samantha-eu3cc Жыл бұрын

    Loved when Ian starts waving his cane and Jordan whipped out her taser. Eric spoke the least and said the most: "Just get money". Truth.

  • @masonhunter8828
    @masonhunter8828 Жыл бұрын

    Bein' Ian time! Jordan killed it on RAP

  • @malicioustactics6846

    @malicioustactics6846

    Жыл бұрын

    Straight stole the show. Doug didn't even need to be the other guest. Her and Luis really clicked. Hope to see her on again some time soon

  • @pravkdey

    @pravkdey

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@malicioustactics6846hope to see her on Louis sometime soon

  • @jjerkamillo
    @jjerkamillo Жыл бұрын

    Ian, please become the pipeline between Pat Kindlon and LOS. I need WPT on Skanks, I need Drug Church or SDF at Skankfest Vegas.

  • @JadSleimanComedy
    @JadSleimanComedy Жыл бұрын

    RIP producer's protools session 08:00

  • @wejsmith5446
    @wejsmith54468 ай бұрын

    If someone jerks me for a bag a weed, I don’t think I’d be opposed.

  • @dirtmasta2960
    @dirtmasta2960 Жыл бұрын

    Whatever Jordan took before this, keep giving it to her, I'm falling in love with this loud and dangerous woman

  • @jesseseguine9784

    @jesseseguine9784

    10 ай бұрын

    Meth pills

  • @erichillman5846
    @erichillman5846 Жыл бұрын

    Love this

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Guy on the left look like Cg Kid A LOT 😂😂

  • @indigo0086
    @indigo0086 Жыл бұрын

    This episode was great

  • @michaelrenteria1984
    @michaelrenteria1984 Жыл бұрын

    This show is Fuckin wild, I love it

  • @biancatalbert5472
    @biancatalbert5472 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan was extra mean to Ian today

  • @kevinmiller4827
    @kevinmiller4827 Жыл бұрын

    This is fucking hilarious absolutely insane. 😂😅😊

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto Жыл бұрын

    dang, they landed Tre Cool!

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie Жыл бұрын

    That was seriously one of your best episodes! I listened on Spotify and came here just to show support!

  • @misterchrissy
    @misterchrissy7 ай бұрын

    this episode... gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette i guess, good lord.

  • @therealdannydanvers
    @therealdannydanvers Жыл бұрын

    Cool I definitely love half baked opinions on politics in place of jokes and laughs, thanks for the great episode

  • @johnadams9514

    @johnadams9514

    Жыл бұрын

    👶🏻🍼

  • @pravkdey

    @pravkdey

    Жыл бұрын

    That's life when yur bein' Ian!

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    Love Ian. You love Ian. You love .. being with Ian and Jordan. :)

  • @sbajm3421
    @sbajm3421 Жыл бұрын

    Just listened to some Earth Crisis so this seems like a natural follow up.

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Жыл бұрын

    I’m new to these two guys, but I really like the cut of their jib. Great episode all around, except for when everyone was screaming all at once. ❤

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Жыл бұрын

    I needed to hear this conversation so badly ty all! I miss my punk rock community that had a ton of chuckles with it plus my friends from the military - I've been isolated for too long - I miss intelligent people!

  • @Blaketbailey

    @Blaketbailey

    9 ай бұрын

    When I think intelligent people, punk rock and military are obviously the first things that come to mind 😅.

  • @mqdev_
    @mqdev_7 ай бұрын

    I made it to 22:44 . Worst possible guests. I liked the one that barely spoke, though.

  • @bangUwitApickle
    @bangUwitApickle Жыл бұрын

    Perry Ferral looks really good

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx Жыл бұрын

    (read in delaware voice) Yo as a Mexican American liberal cookoojoodoo I approve of the mexicaned jokes. Funny is funny and im here for the riffs so lets get it. It may be unfair that it falls on comics and other artists to test the limits of obscene censorship and be a kind reflection for where we are morally as a society. So I can see why y'all get nervous and gotta talk in funny voices to make jokes about something we should all be paying more attention to. (list of subjects mentioned here) Love Ian Love Jordan Love the Pod Hope to see y'all at moon tower. Cuz Id hate to miss that one brother.

  • @klof4276
    @klof4276 Жыл бұрын

    Ellen looking mad scuffed

  • @ajthejjurj
    @ajthejjurj Жыл бұрын

    ian needs a suit and a cigar because he kinda sucks otherwise

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Online can def be a evil evil place sometimes..

  • @moasto02
    @moasto02 Жыл бұрын

    A truly painful conversation

  • @JBGC916
    @JBGC916 Жыл бұрын

    And the video is demonitized... 😆

  • @rooster5393
    @rooster5393 Жыл бұрын

    Ayeeee he brought up the pod citizen 😋

  • @heavymetaphors
    @heavymetaphors Жыл бұрын

    lmao falls off the rails at 7 minutes lol so close

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Жыл бұрын

    New name, Me In Ian

  • @matthewbaldasari6713
    @matthewbaldasari6713 Жыл бұрын

    Measles is in my county

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce Жыл бұрын

    Nothing more punk than vocally supporting government policy to the point of enforcing it.

  • @JookRuleOK
    @JookRuleOK Жыл бұрын

    The only thing worse than Ian's music taste is his political takes. Truly amazing.

  • @MikeJones-iz1qq
    @MikeJones-iz1qq Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 there is nothing funnier than this. Once you two started screaming about the pharma companies I couldn't breathe.

  • @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince
    @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince Жыл бұрын

    1:02:21 I’m from Uk and this ain’t true my dudes

  • @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince

    @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince

    Жыл бұрын

    Luh da pod

  • @Misledrebels
    @Misledrebels Жыл бұрын

    best fucking podcast

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Жыл бұрын

    We shouldn't be forced to hear the dumbest parts of society's thoughts - I want to hear the smart opinion and perhaps some funny ones and then move on - social media is fucking in it's infancy and it's readily apparent!!!!

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Жыл бұрын

    @7:20 you can upload your videos to youtube....and rumble. You aren't in an "exclusive" deal with either. Upload them to both places literally no one is stopping you.

  • @ryanstoyles7611

    @ryanstoyles7611

    Жыл бұрын

    .....hey jack, you sound alot like gary, and jose

  • @MrJol420

    @MrJol420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ryanstoyles7611 bro drink some water take it easy.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    Mom and dad are yelling again, I feel at home💗 *what's the band that these guys are in I wanna check em out

  • @user-ie9ol3ci4x

    @user-ie9ol3ci4x

    Жыл бұрын

    Pat is in Drug Church and Self Defense Family

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-ie9ol3ci4x thanks🙏

  • @ladyfe55
    @ladyfe5522 күн бұрын

    Ian, please Let Jordan finish her thoughts 🙏❤

  • @marinablack181
    @marinablack181 Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle" has changed

  • @r3so1ute
    @r3so1ute Жыл бұрын

    you guys are soooooooooo demonetized

  • @ianswagger1856
    @ianswagger1856 Жыл бұрын

    see ya on Rumble :)

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