Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 033 : Cuss Free Zone W/ Worst Possible Timeline
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chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
1:55 - 10 Minute Rule
4:03 - WWE Movies
6:30 - I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED
9:44 -Let Loose We’re In A Basement
21:03 - We Don’t Understand Anything
22:18 - Why Communism Won’t Work
31:18 - AD
32:53 - Dunbar’s Number
35:01 - Chaz Guys
36:19 - Getting Surgery From A Switcher
40:26 - Politically We’re Dumb
45:49 - Hogwarts Legacy
47:41 - The Fallacy Of Online
51:05 - The Strange Person
55:29 - I Don’t Care About Your Grandma
58:08 - We Weren’t Meant To Know Everyones Thoughts & Feelings
1:01:25 - Before We Go
1:07:57 - OUTRO
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This is my favorite husband and wife podcast
@poopybody1469
Жыл бұрын
I Left ymh for this
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@georgesorossevilnose6478
Жыл бұрын
Which is which?
@Krow943
Жыл бұрын
@@poopybody1469 same
@tambob82
Жыл бұрын
@@poopybody1469 Fuck dem Jeans. Not really, sometimes it's still ok.
I love how they just can’t contain themselves for 5 minutes from saying naughty words.
@murrijuana2842
Жыл бұрын
I love how people have been tricked into thinking naughty words exist.
@carloslomeli5222
Жыл бұрын
Me too it was so funny
@ronindr
Жыл бұрын
love Ian, for the algo. Blessed be. Jordan, every episode, forever.. . . :)
The 'I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED' segment of the pod was worth it alone
This entire episode is actually a Self Defense Family album don’t let them fool you
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@ronindr
Жыл бұрын
Cute disk?plates? Too. Loved Ian's endorsement readings. i just plain love Ian. (Blessed be the algo.)
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
@@ronindr lol noooo 🧢
Cousin Sherri is a lot edgier on this episode.
Shoutout Ian for having our brothers Mike Rainey new book “On Percs” behind Ian head 🙏🏾👊🏾
the dude on the right with the blue shirt gives off angry recliner step dad yelling drunk at a fox news broadcast on tv energy lol
I work overnites at a hotel and Wednesday mornings are like my Friday night and listening to this when I get home is such a nice routine
“Don’t be a communist, be a police officer or a gang member!” Wtf haha
@mqdev_
7 ай бұрын
The only funny thing he said. lmao
More of Ian screaming into the microphone to interrupt please, the guests are completing WAY too many sentences in this one!
Ian is like a character in one of Patrick’s comics come to life
Oh shit, small world, I never heard of Worst Possible Timeline or Drug Church..but I do know of Patrick Kindlon from his work in comics. Such as There's Nothing There and We Can Never Go Home. Never knew the guy was a musician/podcaster too. Pretty neat stuff. Learn so.ething new everyday.
@they_arent_human
Жыл бұрын
used to play shows with him years ago. randomly see him on here.
I love when Ian screams & his eyes & all his veins pop out his head 🙏🏾😂
"Why are we being demonetized?" White dude from upstate New York mentions race science and militias in the first 5 minutes 😂😂
So so glad this is in 4k and in focus Fantastic work behind the cameras other Jordan and others
This is my new favourite pod, it's so chaotic.
ian has become scrooge mcduck with the cane and love of capitalism
Getting cancelled really did a number on Ellen
These things I read about The way the world works
The crossover I didn’t know I needed
This was a really good ep interesting & funny, the best 2 combos 😊
Hell yeah cousin Sherri back again!!!
@MaxSurber
4 ай бұрын
Deserved more likes
Beyond his sardonic comedy palaver there is a deep sadness to the man.
@teenagekrabklub
Жыл бұрын
Don’t be mean to Jordan lol
@fingersonmyhand.7612
Ай бұрын
this sounds like something from Disco Elysium
iAN i an 37 with downsyndrome, u are my big hero for not cussing. i do not like cussing words
@tainteddman
Жыл бұрын
This guys gonna kidnap Ian soon 😂
@xlouisexox
6 ай бұрын
@@tainteddman Oh absolutely 😂
Jordan’s stand up clips have been 🔥
Can't wait to see Ian later this month in Tac and Jordan in Sea next month
@Retarded_Cat
Жыл бұрын
The pnw is the best area in the US hands down
I love the Ads on this show. The fuckin' best, man.
I missed it before but this listen, I totally agree Jordan! My dad has been saying for 3 decades we need more tigers.
This intro isn't the right intro for a shown that's this chaotic
The crossover I’ve been waiting for. Also listen to self defense family
I like how they didn't bother to censor the stuff Ian wanted censored in the first few minutes
@ryanstoyles7611
Жыл бұрын
yeah wtf was that all about
Actually, most of what was discussed is what democratic/national socialism would be. It allows for multiparties and multi ideas to work for or have the opportunity to not work for the groups. There is still capitalism in socialist societies, everyone just has their needs met as well as surroundings kept up. Also its such trash to be sensored because I want to know who doesnt fuck with me up front lol😂
@JuanLopez-ng3vs
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that's why democratic socialism is bullshit, what your say is.. "I'm a Yankee I get my needs met while continuing to live off the third world like the parasite I am"
I rewatch episodes, especially if they have lower views. Love.. Jordan. great intro (I miss the interruption)
The Saint Vitus bit killed me.
I can't help but look at the blonde guy like a lesbian
Legendary!!! Love you guys!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This was the best one.
What cams yall usin!?!?
Jordan killed it in LOS. You can tell Luis actually respects her lol
@murrijuana2842
Жыл бұрын
When? I've only seen her on RAP.
Dude damnnnnnn this was good!!!!
One of the best episodes yet, GOOD SHIT
Chaz was fun but it didn’t work; I’m so confused by these guys’ arguments
Ian dropping that nobody bats 1000 💥 love DC, wpt, and Ian and Jordan having the dudes on.
this is beautiful
yooooo that Seal joke had me rolling
While I hate Ian for leaving Bi guys without telling zac, I appreciate the 4K uploads on KZread
I think we all actually need to move ti rumble. 😢
I love that someone added "Dunbar's Number" as a caption - the podcast should have more of that. I'm joining the Patron!I want more of these conversations! The comedy is great but RIGHT NOW - I need more people from Punk Rock talking about serious stuff. I have a real question - did you guys suggest Thiel-Coin ont he Patreon? Because if so - SILVER STACKERS VAMOSSSSSSSSS
“Only AI I want is Allen Iverson” no cap haha 🙏🏾
Re-watching because I’m bored but holy shit this is the best episode
The crossover of the gods
What happened to the comedy part of the podcast?
@ryanstoyles7611
Жыл бұрын
HUH oh fuck, tell me your political strings without saying anything about politics lol
@LoloBoing
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanstoyles7611 it wasn't a funny episode. That was all u nerd.
That’s the best one so far.
Great episode
34:20 no I don’t know anyone in a gang, my dad worked hard. It’s pretty cool.
Alright, the "idc about your grandma" segment is a healthy dose of reality. Interesting point, great guests, awesome pod!
Ians like a hot young Richard Dreyfuss but with a proton pack, ,& good taste in music politics. Jordan's just badass !
Loved when Ian starts waving his cane and Jordan whipped out her taser. Eric spoke the least and said the most: "Just get money". Truth.
Bein' Ian time! Jordan killed it on RAP
@malicioustactics6846
Жыл бұрын
Straight stole the show. Doug didn't even need to be the other guest. Her and Luis really clicked. Hope to see her on again some time soon
@pravkdey
Жыл бұрын
@@malicioustactics6846hope to see her on Louis sometime soon
Ian, please become the pipeline between Pat Kindlon and LOS. I need WPT on Skanks, I need Drug Church or SDF at Skankfest Vegas.
RIP producer's protools session 08:00
If someone jerks me for a bag a weed, I don’t think I’d be opposed.
Whatever Jordan took before this, keep giving it to her, I'm falling in love with this loud and dangerous woman
@jesseseguine9784
10 ай бұрын
Meth pills
Love this
Guy on the left look like Cg Kid A LOT 😂😂
This episode was great
This show is Fuckin wild, I love it
Jordan was extra mean to Ian today
This is fucking hilarious absolutely insane. 😂😅😊
dang, they landed Tre Cool!
That was seriously one of your best episodes! I listened on Spotify and came here just to show support!
this episode... gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette i guess, good lord.
Cool I definitely love half baked opinions on politics in place of jokes and laughs, thanks for the great episode
@johnadams9514
Жыл бұрын
👶🏻🍼
@pravkdey
Жыл бұрын
That's life when yur bein' Ian!
@ronindr
Жыл бұрын
Love Ian. You love Ian. You love .. being with Ian and Jordan. :)
Just listened to some Earth Crisis so this seems like a natural follow up.
I’m new to these two guys, but I really like the cut of their jib. Great episode all around, except for when everyone was screaming all at once. ❤
I needed to hear this conversation so badly ty all! I miss my punk rock community that had a ton of chuckles with it plus my friends from the military - I've been isolated for too long - I miss intelligent people!
@Blaketbailey
9 ай бұрын
When I think intelligent people, punk rock and military are obviously the first things that come to mind 😅.
I made it to 22:44 . Worst possible guests. I liked the one that barely spoke, though.
Perry Ferral looks really good
(read in delaware voice) Yo as a Mexican American liberal cookoojoodoo I approve of the mexicaned jokes. Funny is funny and im here for the riffs so lets get it. It may be unfair that it falls on comics and other artists to test the limits of obscene censorship and be a kind reflection for where we are morally as a society. So I can see why y'all get nervous and gotta talk in funny voices to make jokes about something we should all be paying more attention to. (list of subjects mentioned here) Love Ian Love Jordan Love the Pod Hope to see y'all at moon tower. Cuz Id hate to miss that one brother.
Ellen looking mad scuffed
ian needs a suit and a cigar because he kinda sucks otherwise
Online can def be a evil evil place sometimes..
A truly painful conversation
And the video is demonitized... 😆
Ayeeee he brought up the pod citizen 😋
lmao falls off the rails at 7 minutes lol so close
New name, Me In Ian
Measles is in my county
Nothing more punk than vocally supporting government policy to the point of enforcing it.
The only thing worse than Ian's music taste is his political takes. Truly amazing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 there is nothing funnier than this. Once you two started screaming about the pharma companies I couldn't breathe.
1:02:21 I’m from Uk and this ain’t true my dudes
@Pleasefinishyourplateofmince
Жыл бұрын
Luh da pod
best fucking podcast
We shouldn't be forced to hear the dumbest parts of society's thoughts - I want to hear the smart opinion and perhaps some funny ones and then move on - social media is fucking in it's infancy and it's readily apparent!!!!
@7:20 you can upload your videos to youtube....and rumble. You aren't in an "exclusive" deal with either. Upload them to both places literally no one is stopping you.
@ryanstoyles7611
Жыл бұрын
.....hey jack, you sound alot like gary, and jose
@MrJol420
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanstoyles7611 bro drink some water take it easy.
Mom and dad are yelling again, I feel at home💗 *what's the band that these guys are in I wanna check em out
@user-ie9ol3ci4x
Жыл бұрын
Pat is in Drug Church and Self Defense Family
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
@@user-ie9ol3ci4x thanks🙏
Ian, please Let Jordan finish her thoughts 🙏❤
Holy shit Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle" has changed
you guys are soooooooooo demonetized
see ya on Rumble :)