Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 032 : I’M HERE! w/ Caitlin Peluffo

Комедия

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Chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing of the Shofar
2:53 - Am I Allowed To Talk ?
5:35 - Don’t Say That To Our Guest
7:42 - Delta Quiche
9:30 - Valentine’s Day presents
18:00 - Trust Exercise
21:42- Go Spank yourself
23:34 - You Gave Yourself The Best Gift
28:14 - Jordan And Ian KISS ?!?
33:14 - Owey Wowey
33:43 - Broke Back Boy
42:31 - How To Quit Everything
45:31 - Mirror Cane
49:39 - Not Cool Pranks
54:55 - Existential Crisis In Jordan’s @sshole
57:14 - Devon Rex
59:00 - The Case For Brutus
1:04:40 - PLUGS
1:06:42 - OUTRO
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Produced by : Jordan Hayman
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Пікірлер: 171

  • @CheechyMon
    @CheechyMon Жыл бұрын

    To anyone reading this thinking about getting a French bulldog, you probably shouldn't unless you are prepared to pay a lot in vet bills. I'm a vet tech and we see a lot of French bulldogs that have breathing problems, skin issues, they CAN be hard to train, and can be more prone to things like neurologic problems. Of course if you are willing to deal with any one, or multiple of those problems then by all means get one. I don't want to deter anyone from getting a dog they'll love just be prepared to pay a lot to keep them healthy.

  • @alec9527
    @alec9527 Жыл бұрын

    The joy Ian must get from brining his cane to AA meetings is beyond words

  • @tokyosandblaster4623

    @tokyosandblaster4623

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah 2 months ago now he's moved onto a fake limp and jordan already got creamed by a bus on her motorcycle.

  • @timbs1311

    @timbs1311

    Жыл бұрын

    he brings an unplugged microphone too

  • @caspay21

    @caspay21

    Жыл бұрын

    Comparable to the joy I get skipping the intro song certainly

  • @ricksanchez5696

    @ricksanchez5696

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@tokyosandblaster4623 *not the only thing that creamed jordan.. 😏 I thank you*

  • @tokyosandblaster4623

    @tokyosandblaster4623

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ricksanchez5696 Ian already did but she knows she can do a lot better seriously Ian is good for standup. Jordan has way more to offer.. that's the truth.

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Жыл бұрын

    Damn...when Ian told Jordan to close her eyes for her gift I thought for sure he was going to tase her

  • @RegularCars
    @RegularCars Жыл бұрын

    You keep my company at the gym!

  • @TheCruxy

    @TheCruxy

    Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap, RCR likes Ian?

  • @pravkdey

    @pravkdey

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@TheCruxy he's definitely been in Ian, probably with Jordan! 🐱

  • @Thater821
    @Thater82111 ай бұрын

    never heard of caitlin before, she is so sincere and positive

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 Жыл бұрын

    This pod is unlike any other and I love it. 😂

  • @MadeitpastJesus

    @MadeitpastJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    Very unique ❤

  • @chrisbenoit1035

    @chrisbenoit1035

    Жыл бұрын

    Where is it? They just on hiatus? Or they stop?

  • @bentley230
    @bentley230 Жыл бұрын

    Caitlin’s reaction after Ian’s “I’ve been paying attention!” was the most guttural laugh I’ve seen in a bit

  • @jeffs813
    @jeffs813 Жыл бұрын

    Caitlin Peluffo rocks!!! First saw her on Are You Garbage? and that episode is one of the pod's all-time best. She gives off cool aunt vibes 1:00:16 had me rollin

  • @flynnplumlee5293

    @flynnplumlee5293

    6 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the recommendation dude! Checking out that ep next

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Жыл бұрын

    Hello, I'm a former Navy Hospital Corpsman and I have back issues but am an expert on the health issues that youa re describing both from being a patient and going through it myself - I'd be happy to explain best next steps for people with back issues - as far as I know osteopathy is a lot about getting into your head and pretending issues away which cannnnnnn work especially is you have mental health issues that are making the injury worse - depression can definitely affect these things - Jordan is definitely correct about the water but sitting/standing for long periods of time can hurt you too - it's a lot more than what I have just said too and I can advise on your meds too - be careful/smart/safe!

  • @JasonLitman
    @JasonLitman Жыл бұрын

    I feel if we allow this cane lifestyle, we may not be able to control the monster Ian becomes.

  • @greenpilltheory6649

    @greenpilltheory6649

    Жыл бұрын

    We can handle this lifestyle. We can stop at any time.

  • @waveydaveygaming

    @waveydaveygaming

    6 ай бұрын

    Now that you mention it, I think we have a problem.

  • @JasonLitman

    @JasonLitman

    6 ай бұрын

    @@waveydaveygaming it really became a parasite in itself, harming guests and potential for delusions of grandeur

  • @davidosorio4249
    @davidosorio4249 Жыл бұрын

    This pod has quickly become one in my top 5. You beautiful idiots are killing it! Keep up the politically incorrectness!

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve completely forgotten Jordan is a comedian but god damn it she’s a uniquely sad tragedy. Her parents did her wrong

  • @zer0482

    @zer0482

    Жыл бұрын

    Elaborate?

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan looks great. Ian seems like an ocean of positivity that's probably good to be around for stuff like that.

  • @joshuamcgovern6587
    @joshuamcgovern6587 Жыл бұрын

    I'm gay for Jordan

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @nvrtkn
    @nvrtkn Жыл бұрын

    Caitlin is definitely lookin toight.

  • @pravkdey

    @pravkdey

    Жыл бұрын

    Noight noight, but noight quoite toight. I'd say she's alroight. Edit after seein the ayss: certified toight

  • @geffcassuto

    @geffcassuto

    Жыл бұрын

    i love how luis lingo lives in the comments section now, where it belongs

  • @ednakrabapoly

    @ednakrabapoly

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO your profile picture with Big A in the background

  • @Loe_Jist

    @Loe_Jist

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@geffcassuto BLOP BLOP, DOGGIE!!!

  • @aburns89

    @aburns89

    Жыл бұрын

    Noight.

  • @horseghost
    @horseghost Жыл бұрын

    “I have a sharp blade upstairs”-one of the top things not to tell women in your basement

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan out here like Crackhead Santa passing out all the gifts she collected off her corner.

  • @daniellelazenby3397

    @daniellelazenby3397

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude, this comment made me laugh so much and I very much needed to tonight. So thanks to Ian, Jordan, Caitlyn and Josef2012. 🫶🏻

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daniellelazenby3397 😄💗

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    Pwesents!

  • @rachelcassandra9
    @rachelcassandra9 Жыл бұрын

    I feel you Ian. I have 4 herniated discs and sciatica and couldn’t walk anymore. Cane couldn’t even help. Had surgery and got a discectomy. It helped me get better but doesn’t fix the back pain. But I can walk again.

  • @oliversanstone6793
    @oliversanstone679311 ай бұрын

    OMG! you guys make me so happy. thank you for the laughs, ,... you make me not feel alone.

  • @SARJdk
    @SARJdk Жыл бұрын

    Ian has really taken to the Cane way of life.

  • @brittanywilson1796
    @brittanywilson1796 Жыл бұрын

    I love Ian so much.

  • @peterwasowicz4401
    @peterwasowicz4401 Жыл бұрын

    Did they just forget they have a guest to talk with at some points on the pod? Lol

  • @aburns89

    @aburns89

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish they’d forget to invite them.

  • @Dragon_McFluteface

    @Dragon_McFluteface

    Жыл бұрын

    First time, eh?

  • @slobberkissintl3548

    @slobberkissintl3548

    8 ай бұрын

    I feel like they need the guest for gravitational balanace but they don't need a guest who wants to say anything 😂 Sometimes they have someone who DJs well but what I'm saying is it's not necessary, they'll riff all day but the guest is batteries

  • @saucysedanetwork
    @saucysedanetwork Жыл бұрын

    This show has literally saved my life 🥰🥰

  • @IosefDzhugashvili

    @IosefDzhugashvili

    Жыл бұрын

  • @Fnkwav

    @Fnkwav

    Жыл бұрын

    @@IosefDzhugashvili❤

  • @haterade5137

    @haterade5137

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh jeez...what a life

  • @BurnoutBushido

    @BurnoutBushido

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah man

  • @H-Vox

    @H-Vox

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@harrybirchall3308 Ur mom's a low bar

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 Жыл бұрын

    Epic to see so many views 25 seconds after dropping 👊

  • @ericbasora4697
    @ericbasora4697 Жыл бұрын

    Best podcast theme song ever, serious man... really good.

  • @Victor.Oliveira129
    @Victor.Oliveira129 Жыл бұрын

    Dude the beevis and butthead cartoon of youse 2 is fkin sweet and fits so perfectly. 🎶Life is shit but your positive 🎶

  • @weatheredmn3237
    @weatheredmn3237 Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, Jordan!

  • @Thater821
    @Thater82111 ай бұрын

    great vibe in this pod

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Great episode always enjoy

  • @excessnetwork4221
    @excessnetwork4221 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are a hit🔥🔥🔥

  • @hazeofthegreensmoke505
    @hazeofthegreensmoke505 Жыл бұрын

    I just noticed Norm's book behind Ian

  • @JuiceDigalow
    @JuiceDigalow11 ай бұрын

    Automatically a fan of Caitlin because of her shirt

  • @Cdumps21
    @Cdumps219 ай бұрын

    This was so much fun! The first time I saw Caitlin was opening for Ari a couple years ago. I love her! Wish she was on pods more often.

  • @nicholasgennuso3454
    @nicholasgennuso3454 Жыл бұрын

    The cane has instantly aged Ian into full blown old man, kiss prank and all

  • @MachoDylySavage
    @MachoDylySavage Жыл бұрын

    i can not wait the @Areyougarbage with Jordan

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany Жыл бұрын

    Gold. All of it.

  • @mephstv
    @mephstv Жыл бұрын

    Great job

  • @user-cp8iu7jv7m
    @user-cp8iu7jv7m Жыл бұрын

    You guys are the best! I just joined the patreon and I'm dyin g to get to communicate with the both of you! I just got turned on to the pod and I've caught up withcevery episode in a week!

  • @gelilahyoungsun4326
    @gelilahyoungsun4326 Жыл бұрын

    They should call this show 'Simping for Jordan with Ian'

  • @gelilahyoungsun4326

    @gelilahyoungsun4326

    Жыл бұрын

    Cause many of us are

  • @moasto02
    @moasto02 Жыл бұрын

    I love them.

  • @elchapo7166
    @elchapo7166 Жыл бұрын

    Plz do more episodes I need MORE

  • @ABPhoto182
    @ABPhoto182 Жыл бұрын

    Jordy is correct. Hard cheeses like sharp chedd and parm have less to no Lactose. 👍🏻

  • @jennhansonxlove
    @jennhansonxlove Жыл бұрын

    Them talking about Ethan in the basement reminded me of basement Carl!! What ever happened with that dude? 🤔

  • @briancrosby160
    @briancrosby160 Жыл бұрын

    Crazy you've done 32 eps already

  • @Madkalibyr
    @Madkalibyr Жыл бұрын

    1:00:32 Jordan I have never felt more “seen”. My cats had worms all throughout my upbringing. Cat piss. Mushrooms growing underneath the sink in my bathroom. A core memory involves maggots in ramen noodles. I’ll keep it at that :p ** ps Crappy Childhood Fairy, Patrick Teahan and Doc Snipes are all great resources for CPTSD on KZread ❤

  • @DAVADMDAVAD
    @DAVADMDAVAD10 ай бұрын

    Awe, Jordan is so sweet. Don't worry, sweetheart, you won't die alone.

  • @TheAnalogRebellion
    @TheAnalogRebellion Жыл бұрын

    Taking the record scratch out of the intro was a good move.

  • @ronindr

    @ronindr

    Жыл бұрын

    What?!

  • @MadeitpastJesus

    @MadeitpastJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    No! But ok.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

    "From the Equinox in Boston" "That's a good place to hookup" "Am I allowed to speak"

  • @purpleamber1

    @purpleamber1

    6 ай бұрын

    I honestly wanted them to continue, but the interruption was too good 😂

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    Mom i love you, don't let Dad's cane intimidate you into repressing how much you love Bobby Kelly💗 that was a nice story and I hope you get a chance to finish it someday *Caitlin is cute and funny, great ass

  • @dannybalboassauceco7594
    @dannybalboassauceco7594 Жыл бұрын

    Woot!! 🎉 lufff her . ❤ top work

  • @nfranklin997
    @nfranklin997 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan bad as hell in dem chelsea boots

  • @H4rdcory
    @H4rdcory Жыл бұрын

    Can we do an ep where jordan wheres full glamour makeup?! lol I want to see!?

  • @MrO8880
    @MrO8880 Жыл бұрын

    Self Care Jordan is great , have her on more often.

  • @willschreck88
    @willschreck8811 ай бұрын

    Osteopaths, or DOs, are medical doctors. They train and learn everything that MDs do, but also the holistic osteopathy as an addition. A lot end up never practicing osteopathy because it is widely seen as hoodoo. It really works though.

  • @tray7753
    @tray77534 ай бұрын

    Anyone else in the world being as miserable as Jordan would annoy the shit out of ne but she does miserable so well and I just love her so much

  • @CaptainKirk007
    @CaptainKirk007 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan’s face…9:12 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanbeck8004
    @ryanbeck8004 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan so toightttt as usual.

  • @chrisfocus6004
    @chrisfocus60047 ай бұрын

    Save it for Ellen is a best of the year clip for sure

  • @RedSaint83
    @RedSaint8311 ай бұрын

    Strangest thing I noticed recently: Jordan and Tawny Newsome sound so alike

  • @Pheno01
    @Pheno01 Жыл бұрын

    I want the cane to stay even after Ian heals, I got used to him aggressively pointing it at guests way too fast.

  • @klof4276
    @klof4276 Жыл бұрын

    damn that's a huge cane Nick wasn't lying... "chocolate giddyyyy uuuppppp".......

  • @codysmith7456
    @codysmith745611 ай бұрын

    The mini wooden giraffe is sick af

  • @genemalinowski
    @genemalinowski Жыл бұрын

    Jordan!

  • @rafbeard4975
    @rafbeard49756 ай бұрын

    I would love for the new intro to be Jordan singing the intro. I think she is a secret song bird.

  • @DriftingMunki
    @DriftingMunki Жыл бұрын

    I don’t know all the lyrics, but I always do the “meow”!

  • @9xqspx6

    @9xqspx6

    4 ай бұрын

    "Coffee ass no matter what"

  • @WesSmithComedy
    @WesSmithComedy Жыл бұрын

    Wait is this medium, I love mediums... Words never uttered by a human being til now. LMAO 😂

  • @MisterMats
    @MisterMats4 ай бұрын

    You should look into shikibutons (Japanese futons) to sleep on, Broken Back Boy. Helped my back immensely.

  • @mmmmjjjjtttt
    @mmmmjjjjtttt Жыл бұрын

    Jordan deserves the crown from the wawa twins

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Жыл бұрын

    Swag

  • @ginacalabrese3869
    @ginacalabrese3869 Жыл бұрын

    An inversion table helps my back.

  • @cluistube
    @cluistube Жыл бұрын

    I too lost my shit on Biscoff cookies and coffee. A whole life of ignorance.

  • @sonicaids
    @sonicaids Жыл бұрын

    do they really show that stuff on the patreon?

  • @mapwezt
    @mapwezt9 ай бұрын

  • @tio.semilla
    @tio.semilla Жыл бұрын

    What cams yall using

  • @frankies.4500
    @frankies.45005 ай бұрын

    The best part of every pod is when the guest gets uncomfortable 😅

  • @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince
    @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince Жыл бұрын

    24:48 fuck yea dude

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    How many people would Ian accidentally murder with that cane if he were still on coke?

  • @katiebckr
    @katiebckr Жыл бұрын

    wait can I send fun things too?

  • @SativahBelievah1348
    @SativahBelievah1348 Жыл бұрын

    The barcode stickers on the cane gotta go, my friend.

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 Жыл бұрын

    Oh Lord, please deliver me from semi-hard cheeses.

  • @rworded
    @rworded Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is the female Chip Chipperson, wtf with all those poor animals.

  • @jad9433
    @jad943310 ай бұрын

    Bobby Kelly respect

  • @MrBiggerdaddio
    @MrBiggerdaddio Жыл бұрын

    Jordan your hair! Wow! Eat so luch ice cream mmmmm ice cream

  • @plantonicloveblog
    @plantonicloveblog5 ай бұрын

    What book are they talking about?

  • @ryanjones2077
    @ryanjones2077 Жыл бұрын

    Every time I watch I get a tad bit closer to Jordans level.

  • @wazeaway71
    @wazeaway715 ай бұрын

    Jordan is particularly beautiful in this episode.

  • @josephestrada982

    @josephestrada982

    4 ай бұрын

    She's so attractive always bruh tf

  • @onewheelmb7352
    @onewheelmb7352 Жыл бұрын

    Ian is Knobbs and Jordan is Sags. Fer sure.

  • @Dionysus_09
    @Dionysus_09 Жыл бұрын

    33:09 I couldn't hear any noise at all, even with max volume and headphones. Maybe a very, slight scratch from the mic nudging the shirt fabric at most..

  • @chrisfoglio1487
    @chrisfoglio1487 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is beautiful

  • @theonetheonlytwig
    @theonetheonlytwig Жыл бұрын

    Daughter of Gary

  • @cfa5477
    @cfa5477 Жыл бұрын

    Caitlin is beautiful 🔥

  • @LBOTrecords
    @LBOTrecords Жыл бұрын

    Where is the WPT episode?

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 Жыл бұрын

    😻🌹

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV9 ай бұрын

    Dude this Caitlin chick is fuxkin awesome!

  • @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince
    @Pleasefinishyourplateofmince Жыл бұрын

    19:00

  • @Norvillescoobs
    @Norvillescoobs11 ай бұрын

    I will marry her if thats okay

  • @verstumfung43
    @verstumfung43 Жыл бұрын

    Look up Dan Cummins Bit on bananas....

  • @AwkwardLoser
    @AwkwardLoser Жыл бұрын

    I’d have a 3 whey with Jordan and Ian as long as I was the one doing all the pegging

  • @jamieodv
    @jamieodv7 ай бұрын

    If you look closhly itsh gat hulu 😅

  • @serenayflamenca
    @serenayflamenca5 ай бұрын

    Who’s Jake?

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