"Give me a 3.5 a solid 4 i will ride that quake like AYYYYYYY" 😂😂😂

@MKSouthernStar

Ай бұрын

So good 😂

You have totally become my favorite comedian. And as a native Nashville, I wish you welcome. Hope you like it here.

Anjelah 's movements crack me up along with her jokes!😅

Two weeks ago, my daughter called me after I had just fallen asleep. She’s a young adult living two hours away with her young friend. They were actually in the path of a tornado. I was watching the meteorologist on TV covering the event knowing that it was going over my daughters house. I prayed and suddenly lost communication with her. Eventually, I was able to reach someone with her. At this point, the tornado had passed. After all was said and done the tornado seem to have skipped her house, but definitely messed up houses along the way, around and after her. I give God all the glory for keeping her safe . It was amazing because no one was killed, and there was a lot of destruction and people trapped in vehicles too.

@CharlenaCole-di5lc

11 күн бұрын

Amen ❤🎉

Dude the asparagus rubber bands get me EVERY time, oh my god! I’ve watched the special multiple times and I’m like/ yes the rubber BANDS man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I relate so much!

@nakitaleblanc4402

13 күн бұрын

Lol same! I thought I was the only one who tossed those in the junk draw thinking I need them 😂😂

As a lifelong Kansan I can relate to your hubby's initial response. Most often the weather experts hype up the potential and then it's nada. I am petrified of earthquakes though because of a lack of warning. We have in the last few years been experiencing a quake here and there and it's a weird feeling for sure. Lol. Anyway, happy Sunday to you and your family! Much love from Kansas!

I moved from California to Texas when I was 14. Everyone in I talked to in Texas said earthquakes were much scarier than tornados. My response was always "Earthquakes don't have much warning and are over in a few minutes at most. You either die or you live and go on with your life. Here you have tornados that you watch being born and follow to see if they want to eat your neighborhood or the next one over. You can be waiting for a tornado to hit for HOURS and nothing even happens!"

@dudermcdudeface3674

Ай бұрын

Also dozens to hundreds of people die in tornadoes every year. Practically no one dies in earthquakes in a given year, on average. And of the few who do, it's just stuff falling on them and not a towering, screaming thousand-foot cloud monster that throws you into a giant meat-grinder.

@sarahkwast1250

Ай бұрын

@@dudermcdudeface3674Right! According to The Weather Channel, in the US "tornadoes average as many deaths per year as earthquakes have killed in the last 27 years combined". Interestingly tornados cause an average of 100 deaths worldwide each year, with 80 being in the United States! Earthquakes cause 10,000 deaths worldwide each year. But most of the deaths related to earthquakes are actually from spin-off disasters caused by the quake itself like mudslides, tsunamis, fires, and floods.

@Paul_Sleeping

11 күн бұрын

I don't get it either. Why are people so afraid of earthquakes when tornados and hurricanes cause deaths and destructions every year? Is it because it didn't happen to them?

Anjelah! ❤ You are hilarious! You could turn watching grass grow funny!! Thank you!! Thank YOU!! ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

You gotta stay in Oklahoma during a tornado cause, I lived there 36 years and have learned real quick that in certain areas we get out the lawn chairs and a case of beer in the front lawn and watch the sky as we videotape it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯 We are a lil different in Oklahoma 😂😂😂😂

@whoooami2090

Ай бұрын

Same with Texas and Hurricanes😂

@terripoche5416

Ай бұрын

Lol! I live in way south Louisiana and we do this with hurricanes! When we get tornado warnings we're like, nah...business as usual. We have neither basements nor root cellars so...business as usual! Angelah is the best! ❤

@JohnClever-ez1py

Ай бұрын

Yep out on the front porch in Kansas (minus the beer and lawn chairs) I ain’t one to miss a good show 🤣🤣🤣

@JohnClever-ez1py

Ай бұрын

@@terripoche5416I think it used to be requirement in Kansas to have basements back when it was known as bullseye of tornadoes. Now Oklahoma is bullseye. Don’t have basement in my apartment complex now so hey if one is gonna hit im gonna watch it come at me lol. Never used a basement anyways. Was taught by dad as a kid no big deal let’s go watch it……sure sound like fun…..

@terripoche5416

Ай бұрын

@@JohnClever-ez1py We're below sea level so a basement would be an indoor pool! We flood too much ⛈️ ⚜️

Bless y’all’s hearts 💕

I laugh so hard listening to this joke. IDC how many times I hear it. It's def my favorite!

I love this joke it is sooo funny. You tell it so well and I laugh so hard.

LOVE YOU, LADY!!! So proud you're representing SJ 💜💜💜 👏👏👏👏👏

After the nail joke, this is my favorite joke 😂😅

@barbaraames9502

2 ай бұрын

Omg, I still use that nail joke when I’m getting my nails done! 😂😂😂😂 I don’t even care! When they start talking (i don’t understand what they are saying 🤷🏻‍♀️) I just say “I know, but, I don’t want boyfrend” 😂😂😂😂 They just look at me weird! 😂😂😂😂

@LuLuB-Animal_Lover

2 ай бұрын

@@barbaraames9502 that's funny 😁 😂

@LN-dg8li

Ай бұрын

The same here 😊😊

LOVE YOU BOO! ❤ Your hilarious. 🤣 GOD BLESS.. Love from Banning, CA! 👋🏼

I’m a new responder.. I find your joy of your tales refreshing.. my best … J.A.M..

Love this series

I just love your stories, behind the jokes. I also love that you call your husband Manny.

Lmao I watched this one so many time I crack up everytime 🤣

Thanks for sharing , I am glad all three of you were fine. I love that you can make life experiences into jokes, that’s what life is all about.Sometimes we can take some things that happen to us much too serious, so that’s just a beautiful talent God gave you to turn things around and bring us some happiness and laughter back in our lives. Your jokes definitely make me laugh and smile. 😂😊Thank you and God bless 🙏💕

I've really been enjoying these behind the joke videos. Thanks for sharing them with us. Sending love from Los Angeles 💛💜

I'm in Texas so I am very familiar with tornadoes although not as familiar as other states, fortunately. But my favorite meme about weather alerts is the one that reminds you how seriously to take the alert. "Taco Watch" - We have all the ingredients for tacos 🥩🧅🍅🥬🥑 but they are not ready. "Taco Warning" - Get a plate 🍽 and come to the table. The tacos are here! 🌮🌮🌮 We take our tacos very seriously here! 😂😋😂

@annclinkscales8222

2 ай бұрын

HILARIOUS! We do, too! (From San Antonio!!!)

I remember when you came to Jacksonville, Fl… made me sooooo glad I bought tickets. This and the TJ Maxx bit had me and my gf in tears. For her was especially the TJ Maxx cause you perfectly described me when shopping there. Seriously she says I take to long in wandering around that store… to point where she takes the shopping cart to the register and tells me to wait outside. Just so I can’t grab every item off shelf while checking out But love you to death and thank you for all the great laughs over the years. You’re awesome!!

Love your comfy looking outfit!! Absolutely love this joke because I can relate to both environments. Lived in Southern California and currently reside in Texas. Junk drawer ain't no lie...asparagus rubber band, I have several 😅

@annclinkscales8222

2 ай бұрын

I think that is one of the reasons I love AJ so much! You can relate to everything she says. EVERYTHING! Even just having a regular convo, I can relate to her! Anjelah is the best! Come to Albuquerque! I will have all of my friends come and watch you! We will all cheer you on and laugh until it hurts! Even after it hurts!

@danygirl9447

Ай бұрын

For me, it’s the broccoli band. I have to keep it because it’s purple and that’s my favorite color 😮

@annclinkscales8222

Ай бұрын

@@danygirl9447 Absolutely!! 💯

I didn't know about the "three rule" in comedy.

Hi. I love your jokes and your videos.

I have been enjoying your comedy during the same time as Happy-Slip and Rex Navarrete..... love from Virginia. I just realized I'm closer to your age...I stop counting after 30. love you homie 🇵🇭🤙🏽🙏🏽

Anjelah Rules

Hey Angela🌹🍃😂you always make me Laugh 🌺✌️💚😎

Comfy is always fun!!! La you Ang 💜💜💜😁

Yahoooooooo! Great job & fun video! TYTY for sharing! ❤️❤️🙏❤️❤️

I think you grabbing a chair is hella funny!! You should include it in the joke if you tell it again!! ❤❤❤ I love you!

This is funny the fifth time listening to it. Keep it coming, so funny!!🤣

I absolutely love this part of your show! One of my faves 😅 And no, it's not a lie to keep details out. I agree, when I'm trying to be funny and "certain" friends have me backtrack for extra details... No, extra details do not make it funnier. They ruin it. You spoke truth but left out all the deets... Ain't nobody got time for that! 😅

Welcome to the South

Young lady, you are really talented. Good luck and good sailing.

That was so funny!❤❤

Wow, wild!

I remember my first tornado drill in school after we moved from California to Texas. First: Earthquake drills make sense. You duck down under your desk and cover your head so you don't get hit if anything falls. If you are outside you just sit down away from trees and buildings. Simple. My first tornado drill: All the students were lined up next to the lockers. We had to curl up with our heads against the lockers covered by our arms and our butts facing the hall. That would make sense...if there weren't big glass double doors at either end of the hall! I saw where we were going and asked the teacher why we were all being put in a big straw for the tornado to suck up one by one, after being cut to pieces by the glass doors it broke to get to us!?

I've lived in California for most of my life (thus far,) however I also grew up as a military brat. So, for about 3 years my family lived in Southern Illinois which is as well prone to tornadoes and tornado warnings. I am in total agreement, I'll take earthquakes over tornadoes any day. Interesting concept, Mrs. Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, "Behind the Joke," I dig it with toast. Btw, the footage when you could hear the storm outside and the lights go out, yeah, that's why I'd rather take on an earthquake. Boom, it hits, things shake. Tornadoes offer too many of "what the hell is that?"

My favorite part☕️

You had me in tears from laughing so much… one of your funniest post ever!!! (And I follow you all the time). I’m looking forward to seeing you again!!!😁❤️

So good. Such excellent delivery.

I love your outfit. The bright colors are so cool.❤

This was interesting!!

Front row seat of the storm 😂😂

Thanks for sharing. South Australia 🌷

I'll take a koala, kangaroo and huntsman over a tornado or earthquake any day. Love your comedy from Australia 🐨😎❤

is the queen of hip-hop and rap, Bon Qui Qui gonna drop a new cd anytime soon

I like her! 😂 Wonderful show!

We love you ❤ come to Houston , I saw you once , Please come back to Houston ❤

@cindyann9571

2 ай бұрын

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Love this entire special! Spider into Tornado joke some of my favorites!! What is up with Los Angelean’s moving to TN? Though at least warnings for tornados happen where in CA we don’t get earthquake warnings!!

😂😂😂😂 tornadoes do love to come at 3am

So funny!

Native Texan here, and I dislike springtime in Texas because of tornadoes. I have always taken the warnings seriously, but have to admit I shake my head at those who go outside to watch for it. When that emergency warning goes off on my phone, my blood pressure immediately skyrockets

Yep I live in Kansas and is no big deal to hear sirens. I’m also one of those out on the front porch with a front row seat for the show 🤣🤣🤣. Also use to chase them in my younger idiotic years 🤦🏼Anymore it is rare in my town to hear sirens though, cause supposedly tornado alley moved south and east.

Different storms have different responses. Here in FL we legit have hurricane parties. The 1st or 2nd stop when getting supplies is the liquor store😂😂😂

You are my favorite!

Always be yourself

😆 🤣 I was just visiting my cousins in Oklahoma and on tues of our visit there we were on TORNADO WATCH for 6 hours and Nothing happened, i complained on facebook about not seeing anything and i get in the HOTTUB lol in there for bout half hr when you could FEEL the air change and im like i dont know why but i think we should get out. Get out, rinse, get changed and now its starting to rain so my cousin looks up the report and then he says oooh its getting close and they start some ritual of tying things and moving extra drain spouts and stuff and my wife is like im gonna get in bed. LoL whaaat? You arent gonna sit outside with us and watch?? 😳🤪🙃 she says no thanks and gets in bed. I pulled up a chair outside and boy did THOR bang that hammer something loud and lightning strikes lit up the sky for at least an hr. It was warm and sticky, then rain and sticky. They have a flagpole and flag was straight down for most of it but when the winds changed and kicked up and temps dropped, that flag was dancing up a storm lol pun intended! I have at least 45min of video to upload still. Tornado went around us but the sky was beautiful! Loved it!

I have to drive 1/2 mile to tornado shelter. I keep a chair in my trunk, because I'm not going to sit on the damp floor.

@whoooami2090

Ай бұрын

I have no clue where a shelter is around me. I just go to the closet. From the damage I’ve seen, that’s not a good place to shelter either.😳

@phillipsmom6252

Ай бұрын

@@whoooami2090lay in the bathtub 👍

Rubber Bands are great for opening jars

I'm with on that went thru silmar

Honda Civic. It's always Silver!!!

Omg! You’re in Cali?! Are you performing in Oxnard? My wife and I wanna get out to see your show!

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Scary 😱🌬🌪 We live in the Central Valley, CA so definitely ride out those earthquakes 😂🤣💦 I'd take earthquakes over tornadoes 🌬🌪 or hurricanes🌬🌀 forsure.

I usually listen to KZread/everything at 1.5 speed. For the first time EVER, I just slowed this video down to regular speed. Thats how much I love you & want to spend time w/ you🫶🏼

Tornado warning: Take cover now!

In Colorado when we get a Tornado Warning we go outside to see if we can see the tornado! 😎

Was there a tornado? How close was it? And was anyone hurt from it? I’m in WI we have tornados too!

✌️😎👌💯❤️🙏

I would love to hear behind the story of you and your husband

Was that a hornet or a wasp hanging out with you as the sirens blared? I think I would've taken my chance with the hurricane had that thing flown any closer. Glad all 3 of you were safe.

😂

Did you guys move back to LA?

Funny woman

I want to ride out an earthquake with you, Anjelah!! ❤😂 LoL

Quick question are you the Union lady on the tv Show Superstore lol you look alot loke her uncanny. 😅

I love your comedy and I can easily forgive you for lying about your dog, but please don't ever lie about the rubber bands from the asparagus. It would just be too painful.

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Y'all so quiet down there....I hope your house was ok

EMERGENCY ALERT ON YOUR PHONE

Until the bridge collapses underneath your car and all the cars in front of you disappear. No thank you. And then what about the building collapses on top of you if you live in a city. 😮 I would rather take a tornado. Both are equally tragic and can be catastrophic or not. 🤷🏻‍♀️

....and you had time to do the eyebrows and lashes? 😅

Anjelah Johnson marry Brandin Stephens

Wait.. wait.. Tocaya I have a joke for you. Okay..ok..okay What do you call a cholo with one short leg?.. NOT EEEVEN.. (in my cholo voice)😂😂😂..

Great story/ joke, but the texts received were for a Tornado Warning, not an Amber Alert for a missing child.

Wow she is getting old

@gardengirl318

Ай бұрын

Rude

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