"He's got two creatures, the other's a 1/1" "Maybe he'll kindly sacrifice the better one" I have seen this play more times than I'd care to count.

@randorookie8587

7 ай бұрын

Worst part is sometimes it works of course there’s also the times when they just have enough sacrifices to chew threw it all till they get the one they want I would know I’m one of the people who do this

@MedicalHippie

7 ай бұрын

I was SO expecting a Sheoldred's Edict joke here

@d.johnson

7 ай бұрын

Just play it and say "Nice try, but now I'd like you to sacrifice that creature please." Confidence is key.

@Kuryux

7 ай бұрын

I was expecting a Barter in Blood or prank....would have been dope

@RationalEgoism

7 ай бұрын

@@MedicalHippie I expected Sheoldred's Edict too, especially since the card was shown earlier in the video at 0:38.

"Sleeve up mono edict edict" hit way harder than it had any right to.

@reisiramv

7 ай бұрын

really makes you want to sleeve up mono edict edict

@fablerh2476

7 ай бұрын

Definitely :D

@Looseifer632

7 ай бұрын

@@reisiramv honestly this song has inspired me to sleeve up mono edict edict. well see how my playgroup likes it

@reisiramv

7 ай бұрын

just make sure it's not mono edict tergrid

@aqua995

5 ай бұрын

@@reisiramv this song got me mono edict edict addicted *eddicted

“Don’t Shrapnel Blast your pants” is great

@Alejandrodemontana

7 ай бұрын

Not to mention Remy’s reaction to Remy singing that

@Deadknight67

7 ай бұрын

@@Alejandrodemontana Exactly his face is priceless here xD

@llongone2

7 ай бұрын

Even I had to do a double take there..."Did he just say 'Don't shrapnel blast your pants' WTF?!"?

@juantumeni3893

7 ай бұрын

Almost as good as more sacks than j j watts

@jacob4920

7 ай бұрын

MtG Remy is such a great advertisement for Magic, in general, I feel like Wizards should run his music videos on their site, to keep fans hooked.

This is a super slept on song for how difficult it is to sing. The tenseness you have to have in your voice to get the right tone but also the placement to still make it sound good is *hard* so mad respect for getting it right!

@rosmarus1890

7 ай бұрын

Wdym? It's one of the most popular songs from that Era.

@smellyleopardd

7 ай бұрын

​@@rosmarus1890 Did u stop reading after a few words or something?

@apeirotopecrow7957

7 ай бұрын

He's done a parody of beat it before.

@sorin_markov

7 ай бұрын

@@apeirotopecrow7957 Not on this channel and this is the only one of his channels I know of

@wendytestaburger8321

7 ай бұрын

​@@rosmarus1890bro are you genZ or do you have a reading disability

Oooh, this song does ATLEAST 3 things at once. 1. Slap 2. Teach the strenghts of edicts 3. The weakness of edicts. (4. God damn this is a banger.)

The continuity between this and the Black or White parody and Michael Jackson parodies being about protection from white or black is brilliant.

@d.johnson

7 ай бұрын

Looking forward to "Gotta Be Targetin' Something" continuing the theme about cards that don't technically target a thing.

"Maybe they'll kindly sac the better one" Sheoldred's Edict be like

This one is doing double duty as a parody of Jackson’s and Weird Al’s 😂

@taggartaa

7 ай бұрын

To be fair, Jackson's is already a parody of the original weird al did.

The closed captions interpreted "assault suit" as "a salt suit" which I find hilarious 😂 Great song, as always!

@eddieroyal8701

7 ай бұрын

Not to mention "It eat it no green chicken be and me it"

@youdontknowwho505

2 ай бұрын

“If you had a salt suit you could-“ “Eat it!”

@BlueTemplar15

2 ай бұрын

Heh, not only closed captions... (I had flowstone in mind...)

@thelippyserver58

2 ай бұрын

The salt suit is AFTER the edict resolves.

Well, there we go again. Gotta listen to the whole playlist once more😂

@stormcry0

7 ай бұрын

I've played everything man

@TheEdgedCarbine

7 ай бұрын

The play~~~~~~~~~~~~

@bear_6875

7 ай бұрын

Supreme Verdict!

Maybe he'll KINDLY SACRIFICE THE BETTER ONE! HAHAHAHA... you just gotta appreciate the well thought-out humor for these parodies. What a treat, thanks again MTGRemy!

@charajeux

7 ай бұрын

I looked at the creature too quickly, so I thought the other was a Protean Hulk. In that case, I think the player would gladly sacrifice the "better one".

"Just go for the sack like a hernia check." You have a direct line to my funny bone!!!!! Thank you once again!

I don't play Magic The Gathering. But I just like watching Remy sing about it all day 😅

As always: Watch first half, burst out laughing, immediately share it with best MTG friend, then continue with second half. :D

@Kaylx3

7 ай бұрын

Man remove the camera from my room

For me this is a giant funny coincidence. I play alot of dota and there's a character that is a big reference to magic called Leshrac,one of his move is "Diabolic Edict" and everytime I listen to Beat It I always thought "it kinda sound like EDICT" and I think about Leshrac. I'm happy that now this is a real thing and not a product of my brainrot

@TRZ99

7 ай бұрын

oh hey, a rare leshrac player out in the wilderness

@BlueTemplar15

2 ай бұрын

That DOTA(2?) character and that ability of his is a *direct* reference to an Ice Age planeswalker (and this card because the ability works in a similar way). (And Leshrac is an anagram of "Charles", the middle name of the Ice Age (among others) designer Chris Charles Page.)

I have to say that this video is the most impressive musically you've ever done so far. It was awesome.

@yogodagorah5928

7 ай бұрын

It’s good-REALLY good- no doubt. But for me, Remy’s equivalent of “White and Nerdy” on the difficulty of execution scale will always be his take on Johnny Cash.

I don't think you can ever BEAT this level of success

This feels closer to a parody of a parody, in the best way. It's gonna be really confusing listening to the original. I already sang Weird Al along instead, and now this?

@feritperliare2890

7 ай бұрын

Yeah sounds like a parody of eat it which is a parody of beat it

@simplegarak

7 ай бұрын

No wait I saw the movie. Jackson ripped off AL! (Yes I am aware that's the joke.)

@zackkelley2940

7 ай бұрын

It occurs to me... We have enough cards that are food and/or care about food that one COULD make a mtg food themed parody.... of a food themed parody.^^

@dextervepps8794

7 ай бұрын

@@zackkelley2940 calling it now. "I love gilded goose. Parody of I love rocky road"

@DeconvertedMan

7 ай бұрын

you made a food token I see, now what ya gonna do you silly mother goose man? EAT IT ... just EAT IT.

“Edict that Bogle, Edict that Pup…” “Technically, a Leyline of Sanctity-“ “SHUT THE HECK UP!” Pure poetry.

@alps3DV

7 ай бұрын

-2 Lilly of the veil

@akorthouwer

7 ай бұрын

I can come up with atleast 2 edicts which work through a leyline of sanctity. So probably not ideal

@johnsmith-gq5jw

7 ай бұрын

I was expecting Tajuru Preserved. Gets around those non-targeting edicts too.

@John-nf9jn

6 ай бұрын

My favorite line. Right up there with Picard's "SHUT UP, WESLEY!"

@TheyCallMeDio

5 ай бұрын

I bet you that he was gonna say STFU instead lol

I ran an Aetherflux Reservoir and Bilas Citadel combo deck that was filled with all the edicts. This song makes my soul happy.

@matthewgeorgpra982

7 ай бұрын

That sounds disgusting. I like it.

@F3A5T

7 ай бұрын

Who hurt you?

@lucewithnootherideas553

7 ай бұрын

You're the reason i run sacrifice immunity 🤣

@xn85d2

7 ай бұрын

You're a bad person and you should feel bad.

@adamuadamu5081

7 ай бұрын

I still have my Grave Pact, Pawn of Ulamog deck, with Tragic Slip on top. People hate it.

Was really hoping it would end with Sigarda, Host of Herons in play.

@Welverin

7 ай бұрын

Or Tajuru Preserver, was waiting for one of those effects to show up.

"Just go for the sack like a hernia check" had me dying lmao

* Sigarda, Host of Herons has entered the chat *

Finally a song for those who love Grave Pact! Went against Bogles using a Grave Pact deck... MAN that was satisfying.

@Dasein23

7 ай бұрын

Grave pact is my favourite mtg card of all time! Would have loved to see that hosing…

@adamuadamu5081

7 ай бұрын

This is my tribe

@nharviala

7 ай бұрын

@@Dasein23 Sadly, it was about the only hosing that occurred. It was mono black Pact in modern... during Eldrazi Winter. Control decks did NOT stand a good chance in that time frame.

That JJ Watt line was amazing, bravo.

@s33ur3lv3lvly

7 ай бұрын

i dont get this line please explain?

@nootnewt

7 ай бұрын

@@s33ur3lv3lvly JJ Watt was a defensive lineman who is widely regarded to be one of the best of all time. In football, "sacking" is when a defensive lineman makes it into the pocket and tackles the quarterback

@mathewsloat6848

7 ай бұрын

I didn't expect to hear a football joke in a Magic: The Gathering parody song that's for sure!

@macario8836

7 ай бұрын

​@@nootnewtIn the REAL football, sacking means firing someone of their job. In American football, might mean that.

@maximillionchaoswolf

7 ай бұрын

@@macario8836 things are heating up in the soccer fandom.

This is so ridiculously well done. Just go for the sack like a hernia check. The production value… Even the sound mix is super pro. And he sings so well. And all the mtg references are 100% on point.

I was kind of expecting Sigarda, Host of Herons to make an appearance close to the end! XD

Remy: No creature can beat an edict! Me: Cries in Sigarda Remy: Shut the heck up

This is about exactly how pauper bogles vs mono black devotion goes

It's been too long since an MTGRemy parody song. I live for these!

Sheoldred's Edict gets around the spirit token dilemma.

@creepykoala7255

6 ай бұрын

It even plays around Leyline of Sanctity! It's OP!

@tnttv5360

3 ай бұрын

​@@creepykoala7255 I freaking love it

the verdict sleeves are awesome!

Thank you for your sacrifice 🙂

This makes me wanna build mono-edict edicts (and also, gotta say, props on that MJ vocal style here, impressive work!)

@Kuryux

7 ай бұрын

u might want to include some double sacrifices like Barter in Blood and Rankle's Prank...

@yogodagorah5928

7 ай бұрын

Inorite? I owe Remy for so many deck type inspirations- mono-moon, mono-edict edict, the “my creatures don’t, like, fly, but it’s *like* they fly” deck…

Was waiting for him to say "okay I cast Sigarda, Host of Herons"

After a single listen this might actually be my new favorite. Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom is pretty great too though Side note: a song based on “Hey, Soul Sister” by Train using the MTG soul sisters would be great

@DeconvertedMan

7 ай бұрын

Monomoon.

"Don't Shrapnel blast your pants" and "They'll do more 'sac-ing' than JJ Watt" are so brilliant also i'm really impressed by your vocal range remy, making a michael jackson song look easy

@11epicnoob

7 ай бұрын

Who is/was JJ Watt and what did they do?

@douglaswills4624

7 ай бұрын

One of the best defensive lineman in NFL history. He wont Defensive Player of the Year 3 out of 4 years at one point, and had 20+ sacks more than once. His brother TJ is also incredible, and still currently playing (JJ retired after last season). @@11epicnoob

@ttadecoded1033

7 ай бұрын

​@@11epicnoobJJ Watt was a pro football player

I am only half surprised remy did not go out and get the same kind of jacket used in the Beat it/ Eat It video. Still he nailed it.

After feeling disappointed that there are only eight different Edicts, I decided to never give up! Toshiro Umezawa Mono-Edict is in the making for me!

Lmao 🤣 I always loved the reaction when start singing in the middle of the play

You need a Spotify profile. We need it!

Just a while ago I lost my hundred-hour save in game, but then I saw new music video from MtgRemy. Now I can surely say this is a good day. Also its one of the Best Remy's videos in my opinion

@Asplytas

7 ай бұрын

Pathfinder?

@ErrrorWayz

7 ай бұрын

What game?

The MTG music parody is one of my favourite thing on KZread, ... especially when Monoblack is the hero xD

Sigarda be like: "Edict? Never heard of it."

this is very funny, I'm surprised how much mileage you were able to get out of just edicts alone. Heartily enjoyed.

I love that the searches for "Leyline of Sanctity" are spiking right now

Color me impressed. You hit those notes pretty well. Always love your uploads!

Gotta love Sheoldreds getting around leyline, commanderfication does have some benefits.😊

this is by far your best one in a long time Remy, great work! probably my favorite since land down under

Mono edict is the best idea since mono moon.

I feel like we're watching the evolution of the meta in Doom Blade Guy's playgroup.

I remember I used to call White/Black decks "Michael Jackson" decks.

how can these all be top notch in terms of music, singing, production, text, humor, and celebrate the most memed stuff of mtg at the same time? You sir are truly gifted! If you ever get an invitational card please call it gifts given with your face on it =)! keep up the good work

As a huge MJ fan this was incredible. Love it Remy. Thank you!!!

This may be the best yet Remmy

Back in my day, we didn’t have edict cards, and I was on both the giving and receiving end of that, “Mono black, huh? I’ll play a White Knight. Ha ha ha ha ha!” Many a time.

It goes up another level when you parody a song that's already good. I like even the parodies of crappy songs, but I appreciate these the most.

This and the doomblade one have become my mantra.

This just put a huge smile on my face. From a random MTG nerd watching random KZread videos after thanksgiving dinner, thank you kindly.

"Make him sac Timmy, make him sac Bob, they'll do more sacing than JJ Watt" one of the best lines in a while. Love it! always great work.

Amazing as always 🤣I won't be able to cast Chainer's again without laughing

"shut the heck up!" you got us lol

"Go for the sac like a hernia check" GET THIS MAN A GRAMMY

Remy surely has something against Bogles

Imagine the Ring camera reflection in his sunglasses is googly eyes for an improved experience.

Remy back at it again! Great stuff, put a great big smile on my face.

The absolute best thing on the internet. If we could get 1 of these a week my life would be complete

Including the inevitable "aktually" comments as as part of the lyrics was gold.

"Don't shrapnel blast your pants" I AM DEAD

Can't wait for the looks I'm going to get when I say I'm thankful for Remy this year at Thanksgiving tomorrow

For the longest of times I heard it as "Eat it, just eat is" and was like yup, that works with sacrifice.

Whenever I see a MTGRemy Music Video my mood is instantly restored to a full 120%.

I like how the Mono - Edict Edict deck was actually sleeved up and the other deck wasnt

Instructions unclear, cast Edict on my parents and I'm the only creature they control

Sigarda, Host of Herons: I have no such weakness.

@yogodagorah5928

7 ай бұрын

The one thing I never expected to see here was a Peaky Blinders reference.

Oh, wow. I guess now i will be singing this tune whenever i play the edict effect til the end of days

It is now illegal to cast an edict without singing this masterpiece

First we got just beat it, then we got just eat it, then we got just edict. Love it.

Love it, definitely one of your best parodies!

'Mono Edict - Edict' - Remi's signature deck

Got me doing the the edict dance hahaha

both Mike and Al would be proud of this one

And then enters Tamiyo, the Collector of Guitar Solos.

Yasharn the implaccable earth has entered the chat

Thanks for all of these remy, we appreciate you.

Christmas came early because Remy blessed us with another masterpiece after Land Down Under and Sounds of Silence.

1:32 I love how there's a Panther tank in the background😆 Nice reference to Michael Jackson's original clip!

The best removal spell is the one that doesent even need to target anything

I haven't played since the early 2ks at the latest and I was still rofling at this

Hey, we highly appreciating your content and keep doing your awesome journey on KZread and I life! Greetings from Ju & Jannis

Well I am sold, time to build a mono-edict edict deck.

Whoever plays against Remy knows they are in trouble when the music starts😂

We got another banger. Fav since your men at work parody

The phrase boggle macho man is incredible

Remy you are defining an era of Magic… and I just started playing 4 years ago.

One of the best youtube channels!!

Remy: Edict Opponent: In Response I cast Raise the Alarm.

This Thanksgiving, I get to be thankful for this absolute banger!

One of the best in a while :D bravo

I was just thinking that this song would make a good Remy parody earlier this week!