I Believe I Can Fly (MTG Parody)
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Merfolk rarely fly-but they’d like to.
LYRICS:
There’s not a lot of fliers in this realm
It’s mainly land and sea in Coralhelm
But when I lay my head down every night
I just can’t help but look up at the sky
If I keep storing
I’ll soon be soaring
If my lands keep tapping
Soon I’ll be flapping
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every main phase
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me blocking a big Baneslayer
I believe I can fly
I believe if I try
I believe I can fly
But mana must be paid to get up there
There’s lots of fees to fly-like Spirit Air
But if I dream I’ll go up with the winds
Despite the fact that I have dorsal fins
And once I’m swooping
They’ll all be scooping
And once I’m blocking
Wait, how’s that guy not dead?
I believe I’m a lord
I believe I can pump the board
I think about it every main phase
Pump the team and block away
I believe I have infect
I believe I’m the new Blighted Agent
I believe I can fly
And I have Toxic 5
I believe I can fly
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I hate it when my opponent's creatures become self aware mid-game
@zsmith8632
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's why i never leave Floral Spuzzem unblocked.
@zaratrustamaster
11 ай бұрын
@@zsmith8632 LMAO! i never saw that card!
@wraith_youtube
11 ай бұрын
I hate it when my opponent has creatures on the battlefield.
@TheCommandSphere
11 ай бұрын
at least his voice sounds good
@endermastaren
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, I can relate.
"So If I'm attacking... Do you have any actions or is that lethal?" - "Wait! I believe I can scry...!"
@simonegiulietti1988
11 ай бұрын
I believe I can scryyyy I believe I can just surviveee If I change the card I have on top I could find an instant I can drop I believe I can draw And find an answer to your tapped dreadmaw I believe I won't dieeee
@Draco137YT
11 ай бұрын
@@simonegiulietti1988You lie. NOTHING can answer a tapped Dreadmaw!
@christiangreff5764
11 ай бұрын
@@Draco137YT What about an untapped Dreadmaw?
@Draco137YT
11 ай бұрын
@@christiangreff5764 If you're facing down an UNtapped Dreadmaw, it's too late. You've already lost. For even before it turns sideways, the Dreadmaw has consumed any chance you might have had of survival. Your best bet is to beg God for mercy, for your day of judgment has arrived.
@christiangreff5764
11 ай бұрын
@@Draco137YT Why would I beg God when I should be begging the Dreadmaw instead? My own (untapped) Dreadmaw, to be specific. With which I fully intend to stop that awful attacking Dreadmaw of my opponent. Maybe even increase its dreadfullness further, with a Giant Growth even!
Wow, a 5/5 flying infect quadruple striker who's also a lord? Truely the card of all time
@moocow17
11 ай бұрын
with lifelink
@Ent229
11 ай бұрын
and toxic 5
@comlitbeta7532
11 ай бұрын
The power creep of this game is stupid 🙄
@zeoxyman
11 ай бұрын
Dies to removal, no power creep here /s
@dargossss
11 ай бұрын
You should see the chase rares of that set.
*near the end of the song the music stops* "Dude you cant level up while we're in combat. You can only level up at at sorcery speed!" *Cuts back to chorus* I believe that i die, i believed he could touch the sky, i knew i should have wiped the board, i cant believe he wont fly no more *Video fades out*
In related news, the post-invasion cleanup of Coralhelm is still ongoing. Residents are reminded that if they see more of that strange oil, they shouldn't assume it's probably nothing.
@kylemorin3945
11 ай бұрын
LOL! That's amazing.
The second chorus nailed it. Thank you Remy for your work
Merfolk so ambitious they one day became an elder dragon planeswalker god.
@chaosmastermind
11 ай бұрын
So that is the origin of Nicol Bolas....
I was honestly expecting “I believe I can scry,” but this is fantastic nonetheless. 😂
@TheJadeFist
7 ай бұрын
I believe I can scry, I believe I can look at my cards, ahead of time.
@jojotheswede8444
7 ай бұрын
@@TheJadeFisthehehehehe
He not only has Flying, but also Infect, Toxic 5, Lifelink, Triple Strike, and Quadruple Strike
It just went off the rails near the end. You could say he fell into madness
@LotusMonk
11 ай бұрын
or flew too close to the sun
@princesszena8597
11 ай бұрын
@@LotusMonk maybe the second sun was on approach
"......and I have Lifelink & Triple-Strike....".... Priceless!😅
@letthenonsensebegin
11 ай бұрын
don't forget about the "Quadruple strike!"
Never had I thought I would hear a song about Coralhelm Commander. Never will I forget this song about Coralhelm Commander.
Toxic 5? Lifelink? Triple and Quadruple strike? Oh yeah, he let the flying go right to his head.
@Fausto_4841
11 ай бұрын
is that 7 "-strike" phases, or do you do the 3rd and go right to the 4th? I'd argue it's 7, like "cascade, cascade."
@BlueTemplar15
11 ай бұрын
@@Fausto_4841 Could be a fun Un-rule, but giving first strike twice only gives first strike, so...
@syrelian
17 күн бұрын
@@Fausto_4841 First Strike and Double Strike can't be stacked, as they bestow access to specific steps of damage calc rather than creating new ones, Triple Strike and Last Strike from UnSets also behave the same way
As a Merfolk player, this song speaks to me.
Three words, archetype of Imagination.
@theopreston8507
11 ай бұрын
WAIT THATS PERFECT
@ursulcx299
11 ай бұрын
I was expecting that to be the joke or at least the payoff
@Karl_Smink
2 ай бұрын
I Wonder.
@juliansommer2754
6 күн бұрын
Thx for thr Commander Idea 😁
As a Boros player you got me too excited about the possibility of triple and quadruple strike lol
@nooneofconsequence1251
5 ай бұрын
My Kary, Fiend of Fire card that I made for my Final Fantasy 1 commander deck has triple strike when she's got 3 or more equipment on her (using the same rules from the Un-sets), but she's Jund, not Boros.
Talrand, Sky Summoner: "...and you can have my army of drakes!"
This one's underrated, a card gaining sentience and then getting delusional about its own power level is very fun
An astonishing number of fishmen in this game are able to soar through the air.
@BlueTemplar15
11 ай бұрын
Blame Talrand.
I'll be patiently waiting for this to top the billboards.
@thegamesninja3119
11 ай бұрын
Then Hasbro gets ahold of it and...
@BlueTemplar15
11 ай бұрын
@@thegamesninja3119 Yeah, like how the Streets of New Capenna official soundtrack is amazing, but got criminally under-advertised... :'(
@thegamesninja3119
11 ай бұрын
@BlueTemplar15 the Karma of THE Remy vs Karma of Hasbro would result in a malstrom.
This man needs a MTG album. His songs are relatable for anyone that has ever played Magic the Gathering. 🤓
How does this man not have more subscribers. Banger after banger he is pumping out these hits like a token generator.
@va3svd
10 ай бұрын
I wonder the same about his stuff for ReasonTV. He’s brilliant.
Judge. My opponent tried to level up his Coralhelm Commander at instant speed after he declared blocks
I hate when my opponent breaks out into song and beats me in tandem mid match
that's not flying, it's falling with style!
Mans killed it. Also that charmander onesie is such a flex
@octopuppet4874
11 ай бұрын
That's a fish onesie. Because he's a merfolk.
@neilgrover9113
11 ай бұрын
I now see the error of my ways. Rip
I wished your songs were on Spotify … would always listen to them !
I believe I can scry I believe I'll opt for a 'Fry' I think about it while you attack Land to the bottom of the deck I believe I can draw I believe I can remove your crow I believe I can scry I believe I can scry I believe I can scry
always the highlight of my day when Remy is loading a new song up :)
Very believable costume. I thought he was actually the character from the card.
Wait until we get swimming as an ability.
@kylesavage4525
11 ай бұрын
You mean islandwalk?
@C00kiesAplenty
11 ай бұрын
@@kylesavage4525 Nah, swimming lets a creature block as though it has islandwalk. It's reach but underwater.
@MihaelGeng
11 ай бұрын
@@C00kiesAplenty Having landwalk does nothing to the blocking, bro...
@kimkham
11 ай бұрын
@kylesavage4525 I was thinking swimming, but similar to shadow or horsemanship. 😆
@C00kiesAplenty
11 ай бұрын
@@MihaelGeng Yea I meant to say let's it you block creatures with islandwalk as though you didn't have islands. Unfortunately my brain is very smooth. I will leave the comment as a monument to my stupidity.
OMG that was even better than usual. *Chef's kiss* to that quality, bro. You the Man, Remy. You the man.
I love no matter what, Remy is always sleevless like it's 1994
I’m distracted and disturbed by the lack of sleeves… if my cards start singing I’m going to quadruple sleeve that shit up!
The end had me rolling? I came into this vid 100% expecting it to be "I believe I can Scry".
I remember a card with artwork of an orca coming out of the water to eat a seagull. Great way to explain a sea creature with flying.
I definitely wished that when he said "i have infect", he would have been equipped with Grafted Exoskeleton.
"If I keep storing I’ll soon be soaring" I`ve waited for a line "Sorin has no flying also"
I only just found that Remy still made content here and on reasontv had been wondering what happened to him since goremy but glad he’s still making content
I love so much how much of this video is just slow motion birds
I would very much enjoy to see the continuation of that scene. Is that call for "help" a judge call? If so, how does the judge resolve "a creature that lost it"? Do they declare it phased out? Do they straight up kill it (e.g. actually strangling a singing merfolk in this case)?
@syrelian
2 күн бұрын
They replace the card with a proxy(for everyone's sanity, because it won't shut up) and move on, reminding both players that delusional cards do not change their oracle text
This song will always remind me how my classmates were giving out T-Shirts with "Sky" written over the chest area to all girls before a high school event/party. And then this song was played _(well, the original, not this particular version)_
@laurelkeeper
11 ай бұрын
certainly one of the plays of all time
Spirit Air is my favorite creature with flying
Nice. First thought it was going to be a joke about those "toss" creatures or spells that grant temporary flying. Did not expect the merfolk angle.
@seijhik
11 ай бұрын
The merfolk angel ? :p
@syrelian
2 күн бұрын
And now I'm imagining Red Bull as an Artifact with like T, Sacrifice this Artifact: Target Creature gains Haste and Flying, sacrifice that creature at end of turn
Just thought you should know that your parody songs are the only thing that can get my 2-year-old to sleep. Bless you, Remy.
This guy must be the number one mtg singer on KZread 🎧 waiting for the release of his cds 😂
I wish he flashed in a "Prison Term" for that Coralhelm Commander.
Remy I need a parody of “Ballroom Blitz” based on Henzie “Toolbox” Torre.
And here we go, another banger
@bobdragon6262
11 ай бұрын
Truly a beautiful song destine to become a classic.
Gotta admit, "I believe I'm a Lord / I believe I can pump the board" is pretty inspired.
OMG not the INFECT! N!ONO!NO! NOT "AGAIN"!!!
I needed my remy fix, thanks for the best musical genius of our time!
for Remy, I'll watch the full ad after the video
Love the Cousteau cap ❤
I know you don't need it and it may mess up your whole "I'm every character" thing but I can't imagine it'd be tough to get Weird Al to cameo in one of these. He did an Epic Rap Battle and is generally a great sport.
"I think about it every main phase Pump the team and hit your face"
levelling up is not instant btw xD but hey, triple strike is also illegal so it fits the vibe ;D
This man be R kellying all the flyers with the coralhelm commander. But still this is a pretty awesome cover!
Considering that this seemingly random card can just make himself omnipotent is it safe to assume that every magic card is also a god.
Coralhelm Commander hasn't seen play in Merfolks decks in so long that I forgot it was a card
Showed this magic to my wife and she rolled her eyes at me before the first chorus, I'm gonna be single in a few months gents, more magic for me now
Dude I love your songs. everytime I see a new one I get all exited.
Remy's costume design is truly on point.
I think this is one of my favorites of your music videos, absolutely beautiful
one of my favorite remy ever made.
I don't know if is because that I'm little high or what but I cry in the middle of laughing, i believe I'm flying right now sadly is not with a angel.
There are 15 Merfolk that have flying. There are also 17 Merfolk (1 of which already has flying) that can gain flying, flying until end of turn, or give flying to target creature through other effects (tapping, mana, level up, playing certain spells). Lastly, there are 2 Merfolk that create Drake’s with flying. So… I’d say Merfolk can fly for sure. Edit: List of all of them are below by @aimlesswaves7912 who kindly corrected my numbers and provided the full list.
@Aimlesswaves.
11 ай бұрын
There are actually 15 that have innate flying. Expedition Diviner Frostwind Invoker Gaea's Skyfolk Merfolk Falconer Merfolk Skydiver Merfolk Skyscout Merfolk Wayfinder Merfolk Windrobber Saprazzan Legate Skyclave Aerialist Skyclave Invader Thieving Skydiver Umara Mystic Wind Strider Windrider Patrol 7 that can give flying (Sometimes to themselves, sometimes not.) Caller of Gales Dalakos, Crafter of Wonders Frostwind Invoker (Has innate flying too) Merrow Levitator Seascape Aerialist Tatyova, Steward of Tides Waterspout Weavers 10 that can gain flying (only for themselves) Coralhelm Commander Manta Riders Merrow Wavebreakers Rootwater Thief Shaper Apprentice Skywatcher Adept Tidal Courier Triton Waverider Umara Wizard Vodalian Knights Not sure where you got your numbers from.
@RayearthIX
11 ай бұрын
@@Aimlesswaves. I went to scryfall and used Merfolk for the type and searched for cards with "flying" in the text. However, doing a check again against your list, you are correct. I must have miscounted or missed something on my original search as I'm 5 too short on flying and 5 too short on ones that give flying to themselves and/or others. Not sure how that happened. Updated my numbers in my original comment.
Man you're such a genius always a pleasure to watch your parrodies
Awesome , was just wondering what Song Remy would tackle next.
Merfolk should have protection from Drown In The Loch. “What do you have there? A chilly Scottish lake? Look what I got… GILLS MFer!”
Okay the second chorus got me tho 😂
Missed an opportunity to sing "I believe i can fly, i believe i can block that guy" early in the song
o7 Soar to the heavens, my lil Triple Striking Quadruple Striking Lifelink Toxic Flying Merfolk
Don’t worry guys- I got this. (Uses beast with in) There problem sol-(feel like a monster starts playing) Aw crap not again…
I'm always so impressed that you can actually sing well, nicely done!
I think this might be my fave but it's such a tough call!!! You're amazing Remy!!!!!
I love your songs man, thank you for your work!
Another banger, thank you Remy!
I'm not sure if the person who does your backup vocals even know what they sing about half the time, but I hope they know that we appreciate their efforts.
Settlers of catan represent(from the die)!
Remy releasing a banger song. Catching up on stuff at work but had to stop and listen to this
crown jewel right here in an already stacked discography
Would have loved to see some clips of those flying fish trying to jump out of the water, maybe some flying squirrels.
Another awesome one. Great job!
Level up is a sorcery!
Imagine a flying triple strike toxic 5, that would be quite the card
I believe I fly... I believe I can block this guy. I think about inside my main, not blocking drives me insane.
i love that stare into the camera
This is one of your better ones for sure. Keep it up love tour stuff.
*Me, enjoying the song, but getting over it toward the latter end of the song....* *The 2nd chorus proceeding to crack me up*
As always a hilarious video remy!
Great episode!
Well, knowing about R.Kelly's background Toxic 5 doesn't seem that far off.
"And once I'm swooping, they'll all be scooping" 😅
well, this'll top the youtube charts maybe
IM SORRY you can only Level Up as a sorcery. Rip Remy
Its funny that today I saw a tweet that said menfolk was competitively played the last time coralhelm commander was around
1-800-are-you-flappin spreads to the Merfolk.
Level up: activate only as a sorcery
Remy I love your content, it's so good! Asking again for a parody of crazy train as value train; stay AWESOME