Flowers (MTG Parody)

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Don’t double-bolt Kenrith, the Returned King.
LYRICS:
We were good, we were gold
Then you hit me with those bolts
We were right til we weren’t
To my dome you sent that burn
Mmm I didn’t want to leave here, I didn’t want to die
Walked toward the graveyard but then remembered I
I can give myself powers
Increase my toughness to ten (How?)
Pump up myself with counters
Do things you don’t understand
I can give myself trampling
And I can grow my own hand
Yeah I can pump me better than your Act
I got powers
I got lots of powers, baby
Yeah I got powers
Lots and lots of powers, baby
Try to win games with burn?
Fool, I’m gaining 5 each turn
Peel more cards, hand is full
I’ve drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko
Mmm I am so amazing, I’m a unique guy
Started to get lonely then remembered I
I can give myself powers
Reanimate my best friend
Pump up ourselves with counters
Pick one you’re legendary…
I can give myself trampling
And haste until my turn ends
I modify me better than you can
I got powers
I got lots of powers, baby
Yeah I got powers
Lots and lots of powers, baby
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  • @Ygo1ohcysP
    @Ygo1ohcysP Жыл бұрын

    This encompasses perfectly what controlling a Kenrith feels like

  • @alexhanson9025

    @alexhanson9025

    Жыл бұрын

    So true! Also amazing song.

  • @coopergraveline4533

    @coopergraveline4533

    Жыл бұрын

    And also what fighting a Kenrith is like.

  • @ianbloodmoon9142

    @ianbloodmoon9142

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being actually able to do all of that with Kenrith, cause my opponents just seem to always have removal for it. Absolutely frustrating 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @monopoman

    @monopoman

    Жыл бұрын

    It was even more true when this card typically saw play with Fires of Invention meaning you could cast spells for free then use all that free mana to use Kenrith's abilities.

  • @Urkkahlia

    @Urkkahlia

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember that! That deck was so broken because, you always had haste with Kenrith and the cavalier of flame and you could often board wipe or gain life on the same turn. I swear fires of invention like tripled you mana.

  • @reanamet1901
    @reanamet1901 Жыл бұрын

    Remy is physically incapable of not regularly producing absolutely banger parodies.

  • @KhanGarth

    @KhanGarth

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s his cross to bear

  • @Krolan101

    @Krolan101

    Жыл бұрын

    i keep saying this one'sthe best one. and then another one comes out.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 Жыл бұрын

    "Pick one. You're legendary." "It's actually Sakashima."

  • @rooster5man

    @rooster5man

    Жыл бұрын

    Headcanon accepted

  • @DrondaDesuix

    @DrondaDesuix

    Жыл бұрын

    "Got Sakashima Got, Got Sakashima baby Got Sakashima Got, Got Sakashima baby"

  • @immortalgamer3960

    @immortalgamer3960

    Жыл бұрын

    I just assume there's always something off screen that makes his silly board states work. In this case, I bet on Mirror Gallery.

  • @toolittletoolate

    @toolittletoolate

    Жыл бұрын

    @@immortalgamer3960 I feel like it's like Trey and Matt with southpark where they purposely do things wrong (like in the wow episode and cock magic episode) as a nod to the fans who know.

  • @jgammc

    @jgammc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@immortalgamer3960 This time the board state does work without any other cards. Well if we ignore the lands or rather the lack therof. The Mirror Gallery would actually make the boardstate, or atleast the comment of the opponent wrong. While reanimating a Kenrith if you already have on is certainly a bad play, it is completely within the boundaries of the magic rules, so this time it wouldn't really make sense for there to be another card.

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu Жыл бұрын

    Petition to have Remy make a parody of the song "I cry" and instead its about "I scry"

  • @astralman

    @astralman

    Жыл бұрын

    He already used that joke in his parody of "Lucky".

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 Жыл бұрын

    It's good that Kenrith has lots of powers. That means he's gonna be okay during this Phyrexian invasion, right? Right?

  • @MrYoyo200

    @MrYoyo200

    Жыл бұрын

    Uhhhh...

  • @cruelandunusualfish

    @cruelandunusualfish

    Жыл бұрын

    Uuummm, well about that...

  • @sportyeight7769

    @sportyeight7769

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, maybe he will return once more ? no ? ooh

  • @KingLofiOne

    @KingLofiOne

    10 ай бұрын

    Moonshaker Cavalry. He's now the leader of Eldraine's Wild Hunt.

  • @m1a1l1t1e1
    @m1a1l1t1e1 Жыл бұрын

    I like that "buying" a friend is the most expensive ability of Kenrith.

  • @jeanducon8486

    @jeanducon8486

    Жыл бұрын

    I like that Kenrith is his own best friend

  • @recusantvessel
    @recusantvessel Жыл бұрын

    The national anthem for Kenrith players

  • @Dem0n1337
    @Dem0n1337 Жыл бұрын

    The rules committee has determined that Golos, The Tireless Pilgrim is banned. We do not see Kenrith, the Returned King as powerful and in fact it is a step down from Golos, Tireless Pilgrim.

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 Жыл бұрын

    It's a good day whenever Remy uploads, especially a parody song. Keep up the good work MTGRemy

  • @louleone3447
    @louleone3447 Жыл бұрын

    Every time I feel myself slipping away from wanting to play MTG, Remy just puts out a new video, and then I ask my friends who's down for a game lmao.

  • @niXonc0x

    @niXonc0x

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking similar only "slipping away from life"

  • @Dracorus_

    @Dracorus_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@niXonc0x Hol' up💀

  • @onkelgroen

    @onkelgroen

    Жыл бұрын

    I haven't played since the late 90's, and yet find myself wanting to drive to town and buy a few boosters...

  • @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430

    @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@onkelgroen as long as it's from your Local Game Store!

  • @sawcandyman7363
    @sawcandyman7363 Жыл бұрын

    I appreciate the phrase "To my dome you sent that burn" making a callback to a similar phrase in the MTG Rap.

  • @jonasnow
    @jonasnow Жыл бұрын

    Another song, another banger, never misses

  • @philipmorse-fortier5499
    @philipmorse-fortier5499 Жыл бұрын

    "Drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko" brilliant

  • @kestelllaurie3224

    @kestelllaurie3224

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks, i did not get that one.

  • @ElisaW914

    @ElisaW914

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for writing it down. I didn't get the name in the text and was hoping someone else did. I actually laughed out loud when I googled him.

  • @tzera_rhuon

    @tzera_rhuon

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow, after checking, he really stretches the limits of what I'd call art

  • @OGDanteZero
    @OGDanteZero Жыл бұрын

    The King of song parodies have returned like Kenrith 👑

  • @kamikirbits7708

    @kamikirbits7708

    Жыл бұрын

    hopefully he won't die like Kenrith

  • @MunchKING

    @MunchKING

    Жыл бұрын

    Weird Al? Where? *looks around excitedly*

  • @superridero1615

    @superridero1615

    Жыл бұрын

    .... Remy is good, but like Weird Al exists.

  • @torreykat
    @torreykat Жыл бұрын

    The exasperated sigh and the closing "pick one, you're legendary" line really clinched it. But also what the heck, when we asked for white to be less weak I'm not sure this is what we wanted? 🤔

  • @chickenghost8023
    @chickenghost8023 Жыл бұрын

    Loved how the two copies are in different takes.

  • @walls_of_skulls6061
    @walls_of_skulls6061 Жыл бұрын

    I love Kenrith in edh, everyone thinks you’re playing group hug until you need like any advantage at all. You can also splash colors, I made a bant kenrith deck and then cast a black spell like 12 turns in just to blind side people. People realize you’re up to shenanigans? Gain 15 life out of nowhere to prevent lethal. Need cards? Kenrith has card draw on a stick. Even if you’re not up to shenanigans you can really mess with people when an azorius deck is constantly giving its whole board trample and haste. Make Naya with counter spells, Kenrith does everything.

  • @cteal2018

    @cteal2018

    Жыл бұрын

    my fav is to give player A creatures trample after player B declares blockers.

  • @1choas
    @1choas Жыл бұрын

    This guys songs keep me so hyped for my commander nights with friends

  • @dazersneezydwarf
    @dazersneezydwarf Жыл бұрын

    Justice for Kenrith.

  • @capeciucc5268
    @capeciucc5268 Жыл бұрын

    I've found this guy in a draft against me... he alone devasted me! In a few turns. Kenrith deserve this song! 😊

  • @macurvello

    @macurvello

    Жыл бұрын

    For a second I thought you meant Remy

  • @irreleverent
    @irreleverent Жыл бұрын

    "fool I'm gaining 5 a turn" as someone who's played Kenrith in MoM limited, I assure you that you're lucky if they're only gaining 5 life a turn. Curving Kenrith into the realization that, "Oh, I can just gain 10 a turn" was a trip.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Жыл бұрын

    It is physically impossible for Remy to miss.

  • @The2012Aceman
    @The2012Aceman5 ай бұрын

    This song really grows on you.

  • @TARDIS915
    @TARDIS915 Жыл бұрын

    Since finding this channel, I also end up finding Magic cards in songs. I can no longer hear "We Are the Champions" without singing "no treasure cruise."

  • @jonnynice8366

    @jonnynice8366

    4 ай бұрын

    Thanks for ruining a perfectly good song forever.

  • @RayearthIX
    @RayearthIX Жыл бұрын

    In the dozen times I've played by Kenrith deck, I don't think I've ever given him a counter. I always use him to help speed the process of forcing all my opponents to draw their entire decks (and I've actually won that way, lol). He certainly has a vast array of powers though!

  • @anneaunyme

    @anneaunyme

    Жыл бұрын

    Back in standard his first ability was probably the most played. Giving haste for R in a Boros aggro deck like Winota is very strong. His third one is also very solid in control decks: 5 life is a lot, enough to give you the edge against the most agressive decks. I have never seen any of the 3 other ones, not that they are bad, just that they are not on the same level of "bonkers"

  • @kingofbudokai

    @kingofbudokai

    7 ай бұрын

    @@anneaunyme I have to disagree. Maybe not in standard, but in commander/brawl, reanimation on a stick is broken as heck. I do think haste/trample the entire board for 1 is the most nuts, but spammable reanimation is absolutely busted in decks that are designed around it.

  • @anneaunyme

    @anneaunyme

    7 ай бұрын

    @@kingofbudokai Man, why are you starting your comment with "I disagree" if what you say afterwards doesn't contradict what I wrote? Ofc spamming reanimation is strong in EDH, I was just saying that in standard this wasn't played. There were things way more busted than that (remember, that's the year when then banned the most cards ever). A reanimation deck at that time could have been relatively powerful if you compare it to the standard of present time (idk, I haven't played standard for a while), but against other decks of Eldraine standard you needed more than "relatively powerful".

  • @danielchoritz1903
    @danielchoritz1903 Жыл бұрын

    yes, feels like this channel grows into a addiction for me.

  • @dextervepps8794
    @dextervepps8794 Жыл бұрын

    "I told you, Kyle. I have lots and lots of powers"

  • @crimsonspade4305
    @crimsonspade4305 Жыл бұрын

    This song is stuck in my head now

  • @oskarpettersson2892
    @oskarpettersson28929 ай бұрын

    I so desperately want a full length version of this!

  • @gabbamoreno
    @gabbamoreno Жыл бұрын

    honestly, this is your best song, it is so fitting, I can't imagine not start singing you parody next time that my friend brings his Kenrith to the table 😂

  • @iTzDritte
    @iTzDritte Жыл бұрын

    I thought this was gonna end with Kenrith dying to Doom Blade but I was wrong.

  • @webbowser8834

    @webbowser8834

    Жыл бұрын

    p sure Doom Blade can only kill non-legendary creatures. It's not literally just 2 mana kill a guy.

  • @cotton9126

    @cotton9126

    Жыл бұрын

    @@webbowser8834 Destroy target nonblack creature.

  • @mdb45424

    @mdb45424

    Жыл бұрын

    Walk the plank

  • @webbowser8834

    @webbowser8834

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cotton9126 ohhhh, derp, must've gotten it mixed up with some other black removal spell (there's certainly enough of them).

  • @notreallyhere67

    @notreallyhere67

    Жыл бұрын

    @@webbowser8834 you're thinking of Cast Down :P

  • @emmanuelbourgeois5955
    @emmanuelbourgeois5955 Жыл бұрын

    These parodies are soo good. I can't believe how catchy they are.

  • @gerickolson2271
    @gerickolson2271 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Remy I was having a bad day, but this changed my whole mood around. Thanks for that, glad you're here ♥

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 Жыл бұрын

    I knew this parody would stick in my head...I clicked on it anyway!

  • @doofusmccookie4430
    @doofusmccookie4430 Жыл бұрын

    Ayyyyy yo the Orioles are on a tear it’s nice that you are rocking the Baltimore gear.

  • @Nemesis653
    @Nemesis65310 ай бұрын

    This song is a good sales pitch to play Kenrith. I'm in.

  • @bryankopkin6869
    @bryankopkin6869 Жыл бұрын

    So damn good. Never change Remy, never change

  • @chrisb8041
    @chrisb8041 Жыл бұрын

    He didn't have to go that hard but he did it for us

  • @TheeBuddylee
    @TheeBuddylee Жыл бұрын

    Pure gold everytime

  • @wittmannalexander94
    @wittmannalexander94 Жыл бұрын

    absolutely amazing!

  • @mikeyparker961
    @mikeyparker961 Жыл бұрын

    This guy needs more subscribers, all his content is fire!

  • @draketheduelist
    @draketheduelist Жыл бұрын

    Joke's on you, Kenrith reanimated Spark Double.

  • @qba919
    @qba919 Жыл бұрын

    "I've drawn more blobs than Mark Rothko" is gold. Congratulations.

  • @manwe4036
    @manwe4036 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for making this channel.

  • @danteishere7792
    @danteishere7792 Жыл бұрын

    The opponent Remy singing along at the end 😂

  • @koenvandepoll927
    @koenvandepoll927 Жыл бұрын

    Kenrith is one heck of a magic card.

  • @niXonc0x
    @niXonc0x Жыл бұрын

    Sad it before, I'll say it again. Funniest Magic content on the Tubes

  • @nolake
    @nolake Жыл бұрын

    “I’m a unique guy”, that is for sure!

  • @JD867
    @JD867 Жыл бұрын

    I love my Kenrith deck. Training Grounds and similar effects are just so good.

  • @DowntheDead
    @DowntheDead Жыл бұрын

    I love Kenrith even more

  • @kristophermichaud4467
    @kristophermichaud4467 Жыл бұрын

    Spore Frog is my Kenny's best friend. With all of the mana reduction in my deck, it just becomes 'pay three mana to prevent all combat damage'

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount Жыл бұрын

    Amazing and WOW for the Mark Rothko reference!

  • @---zh8qn
    @---zh8qn Жыл бұрын

    I want exactlly this as my kenrith proxy xD

  • @Terrakinetic

    @Terrakinetic

    Жыл бұрын

    Screenshot it and print out your own copy. I use mtg-printing to get the right size.

  • Жыл бұрын

    I just can't get over how amazing those parodies are. Thanks a lot !

  • @jarana941
    @jarana941 Жыл бұрын

    I swear he picks all my favorite cards

  • @lorenzotimoncini6946
    @lorenzotimoncini6946 Жыл бұрын

    I keep saying it! Remy is the most underrated mtg youtuber

  • @misterc1099
    @misterc1099 Жыл бұрын

    Remy makes parodies for songs I never knew existed.

  • @00Angry00Kitten00
    @00Angry00Kitten00 Жыл бұрын

    1:42 slaps so hard

  • @1993Delicious
    @1993Delicious Жыл бұрын

    You're one of the only channels that I need to get the reminder bell!

  • @Dinakol

    @Dinakol

    Жыл бұрын

    actually the only channel I got the bell for when it was introduced and never got disappointed

  • @danielkuttel7867
    @danielkuttel7867 Жыл бұрын

    Never thought that my favorite commander gets his own song. Love it

  • @TheNatureInstinct
    @TheNatureInstinct Жыл бұрын

    Lost it when he punned about 'drawing blobs'. Impeccable lyrics Remy!

  • @metalhev3989
    @metalhev39899 ай бұрын

    The monarchy is dead, thrown in the Soul Cauldron of democracy, now everybody is a king

  • @jasongray435
    @jasongray4358 ай бұрын

    This is one of the best Mtg parodies. This and the burn one. Very clever!

  • @johnoates5529
    @johnoates5529 Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful

  • @dominikwusa3570
    @dominikwusa3570 Жыл бұрын

    I am in tears of joy.

  • @ajgameaccount309
    @ajgameaccount309 Жыл бұрын

    My daughter already sings the doom blade song whenever she kills my creatures. Now she'll have another song to sing and with more options too.

  • @jonathananonymouse7685
    @jonathananonymouse7685 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent stuff! I shared this with my SO and they insisted I save it to "their" playlist. So kudos from *both* of us!

  • @jamiebasarab7409
    @jamiebasarab7409 Жыл бұрын

    Fantastic as always

  • @Th3Rad10D3m0m
    @Th3Rad10D3m0m3 ай бұрын

    If you want to give yourself trample and haste Kenrith, ya gotta give it to everyone

  • @DragonAttack515
    @DragonAttack515 Жыл бұрын

    Great as always! I recently came up with an idea for an mtg parody myself, of the song blue. It’s themed around counterspells. You can use the idea if you want to.

  • @NordlandMTG
    @NordlandMTG Жыл бұрын

    Perfect song. Very great. I pulled this card a few days ago. Can't stop laughing

  • @J_Dubb1
    @J_Dubb1 Жыл бұрын

    Pick one your legendary! Classic. ohhh Kenrith

  • @tylerdetert5459
    @tylerdetert5459 Жыл бұрын

    This got me to listen to Flowers, and I really like it too! Thank you!!!

  • @kevinfry1010
    @kevinfry1010 Жыл бұрын

    This man is one of the few 'youtubers' that actually earns his subscriptions

  • @adrianmarquez5462
    @adrianmarquez546210 ай бұрын

    "Fool, I'm gaining 5 each turn" goes hard

  • @maxvanhuffelen5230
    @maxvanhuffelen5230 Жыл бұрын

    This was fantastic! Really felt like some of Remi's older (and imo best) songs!

  • @jamesborden7105
    @jamesborden7105 Жыл бұрын

    Kenrith is King!

  • @Dinakol
    @Dinakol Жыл бұрын

    THIS IS GOLD. REMY THE GOAT !!

  • @kevinglusing3797
    @kevinglusing3797 Жыл бұрын

    I always forgot the name of this song, but I love it. Now I'll never forget thanks to this amazing parody. So good.

  • @Gamma5232
    @Gamma5232 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know MTG, but Remy's bangers make me want to learn just so the songs make more sense.

  • @geinerelizondo2019
    @geinerelizondo2019 Жыл бұрын

    Legendary Rule doesn't apply while they singing!

  • @tamorakowalski6255
    @tamorakowalski6255 Жыл бұрын

    "Draw more Blobs than Mark Rothko..." I'm dead!! :D

  • @halfdanfiskerangen9025
    @halfdanfiskerangen9025 Жыл бұрын

    How does all of your songs slap so hard?!? Banger after banger after banger after... Keep doing God's work

  • @danielchoritz1903
    @danielchoritz1903 Жыл бұрын

    did read some suggestions, so i have some to: Nirvana "smells like a spirit" Taylor Twist "pick it up" (return to hand) papa roach "last resort" (cant lose the game)

  • @ryanwondertroll
    @ryanwondertroll5 ай бұрын

    1:48, when he is singing with them despite not really liking what's happening = my feeling with the real song :)

  • @valkopuhelin2581
    @valkopuhelin2581 Жыл бұрын

    Wow! Top 5! You're the Master in Modern Master's.

  • @beyramtorbrand2290
    @beyramtorbrand2290 Жыл бұрын

    Remy, I deeply appreciate your channel, thank you for all this sense of humor.

  • @OLApplin
    @OLApplin Жыл бұрын

    I swear Remy just never miss

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat Жыл бұрын

    My opponent was playing Pyrohemia with a Veteran Explorer in their graveyard. My Kenrith w/ training ground throughly enjoyed reanimating in response. I immediatly felt the power as i untapped with every basic in my deck.

  • @The_Grimsun
    @The_Grimsun Жыл бұрын

    I just have to say, please keep being amazing. I love parodies so much and the fact they are magic themed is just even better. So few people these days I feel do parodies and its a shame.

  • @ericbarr734
    @ericbarr734 Жыл бұрын

    I love not knowing the song being parodied. Then I get to pretend they're original MTG themed songs that should be legitimate hits

  • @theblart7535
    @theblart7535 Жыл бұрын

    This one I laughed from the beginning to the end. I love your work. Keep on!

  • @Onattamato
    @Onattamato Жыл бұрын

    What a bop.

  • @Varler_
    @Varler_ Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for making a Scryfall entry for Kenrith! 😂

  • @jacknguyen912
    @jacknguyen912 Жыл бұрын

    Please make more videos, Remy!!!

  • @camcarb3
    @camcarb3 Жыл бұрын

    That's it. This guy will now be my commander and, like a WWF wrestler, this song will be his entrance music.

  • @liverandlearn448
    @liverandlearn448 Жыл бұрын

    Another great and catchy song!

  • @marcuswehle1833
    @marcuswehle1833 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best parodies I've heard so far. this is my new favorite one. Keep them coming my man Remy.

  • @nanoglitch6693
    @nanoglitch6693 Жыл бұрын

    These are always so amazing. I wish I could sing, I rewrote the lyrics to the theme song of Gummi Bears to be about Kaladesh lmao 😅

  • @chayadol
    @chayadol Жыл бұрын

    Another great banger of a song from Remy! Also I never heard this song before, you really open the new music world to me lol

  • @abbygaleforcewind

    @abbygaleforcewind

    Жыл бұрын

    Miley Cyrus 😮

  • @chayadol

    @chayadol

    Жыл бұрын

    @@abbygaleforcewind Yeah! I'm actually super surprise it's Miley Cyrus. I think set of her newer songs are really good! I really dig it a lot!