Comic Book: amzn.to/3OK7yFs

@KoujiIsAmazing

9 ай бұрын

Finally someone that posts the links to the comics!

@charliehustleword542

9 ай бұрын

What comic is this?

@alsimmons4504

9 ай бұрын

"Batman humbles the Justice League"??? - Martian Manhunter, The Flash, Superman, Green Lantern - "Hold our beers and this ass-beating, Bruce" roflmmfao. 🍻👊💥🤕

@Cross42069

9 ай бұрын

BRO THANK YOU much respect for this

@alsimmons4504

9 ай бұрын

Batman couldn't even humble *OWLMAN,* so how in tf could he ever possibly hope to "humble" the *entire* Justice League??? Hell, Superman and Wonder Woman have already humbled Bruce far more times than he *ever* did *them* (as if he even could anyway) and they're just two examples of him getting his rich, nocturnal ass humbled by the Justice League themselves.

This is why I 100% agree with Batman's contingency plans for the justice league

@KW-de9sc

9 ай бұрын

Bro, Wonder Woman’s bitch tantrum in the movie was enough to convince me.

@Hollowmello1285

9 ай бұрын

​@@KW-de9scthey didn't have an issue with the contingency plan theyhad an issue because he lied about it

@mirceazaharia2094

9 ай бұрын

And also why I support the Mutant Registration Act.

@Hollowmello1285

9 ай бұрын

@@mirceazaharia2094 you know that shit created days of future past right?

@_Animikii_

9 ай бұрын

@@Hollowmello1285 well for one thing the fact that they didn't even assume that he already had contingency plans for them was on them especially since telling him the details of the plan in any regard would also just be a negative and make the plans less likely to work and beyond that they should be evaluating their own weaknesses and flaws to try to figure out what other enemies might use against them anyways so that's really on them as for the mutant registration Act, what causes Days of Future Past with poor implementation of Technology as well as simply just a poor implementation of how that law should have been installed because yes, everyone with a mutant power should be required to be registered but until the Prejudice die down due to the natural increase mutants were going to have through the population, they should have waited until majority of the population were mutants to start making it more public about what each person's mutant power was registered as in a similar vein to my hero Academia and just because of the sheer nature and unpredictability of superpowers, there's always going to be issues with how that sort of thing turns out and in no way will it turn out smooth but at bare minimum there are things that should be done whether you fully agree with them or not

It never stops being funny that for how absolutely broken the Flash is, his weakness is still slip and slides.

@toxiclightning5303

9 ай бұрын

You’d think he’d put cleats on his boots

@samuelflipaclip7415

9 ай бұрын

@@toxiclightning5303won’t that slow him down a bit?

@harmless9336

9 ай бұрын

​@@samuelflipaclip7415speed force seems to be closer to physics multiplier than speed powers (to my extememly limited knowlage) so doubtful

@KW-de9sc

9 ай бұрын

@@harmless9336 na the speed force tends to be what it’s read as. Now one of the Flash villains, Professor Zoom or whatever, controls only his time frame, so the ice wouldn’t work on him.

@KW-de9sc

9 ай бұрын

@@samuelflipaclip7415 yeah but he typically carries around a tiny ring that can hold his entire costume so some emergency boots don’t seem out of the question. Plus he knows Batman and Cyborg, it’s not like the mf couldnt special order some jays that have cleats in them at the push of a button. Sure he’d be slower but it’s better than not doing anything at all.

Batman “The Justice League is the only way to beat me if I go rogue.” Also Batman beats all the Justice League

@artyd42

9 ай бұрын

There's a reason why the only question you have about who Batman is fighting is "how long did he prepare?"

@darkdesigns1633

9 ай бұрын

@@artyd42 Now there is a question that has to be nigthmare fuel for the Justic League. The single most paranoid member of the Justice League with the possible exception of The Question and a nere unlimited budget.

@spencersholden

9 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure the Bat Family is the contingency for Evil Batman. That’s why the Batman Who Laughs killed them first.

@vond5829

9 ай бұрын

There is a reason when Batman goes bad, the world ends. (Batman who laughs)

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

@@darkdesigns1633 The Question probably does have even Batman beat in Paranoia by spades.

I love how Batman is smart enough to plan around beating gods yet can’t figure out how to fix crime

@Hyperdragon1701

9 ай бұрын

Well to his credit Gotham is LITERALLY Cursed to be Evil

@RichWards-Wins

9 ай бұрын

@@Hyperdragon1701 so, he can somehow pull cosmic armor out of his patented bat butt h0le, but he CAN'T whip out a plan to break the curse? Lame.

@Fen_Fox

9 ай бұрын

@@Hyperdragon1701 I still find it funny that the writers *had* to canonically make Gotham so cursed and evil that nothing Bruce does whether it be philanthropy or crime fighting, will ever make Gotham better. Because let's be real, there's almost no other way to keep Gotham being awful with all the blood sweat and money Bruce is probably pumping into it.

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

@@Fen_Fox In my opinion that's probably one of the reasons that The Joker hasn't been given the death penalty. The corrupt lawyers of Gotham always find a way to bail him out. In addition to that even IF they killed Joker we now know that it wouldn't have mattered. As there is an entire cult of Jokers and MANY of them HAVE died via their own inventions. Or were permanently paralyzed by Batman. If a Joker ended up killing or paralyzing themselves. They would just replace him with another maniac while being led by the three most iconic Jokers behind the scenes.

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

@@akadonut8612 Sounds like something a Batman villain would say

Injustice Batman: spent years trying to beat the justice league canon Batman: defeats the justice league after being ambushed by them

@gunziro169

9 ай бұрын

To be fair he didn't expect villains to help superman

@Gamer-Wolf.

9 ай бұрын

Yeah but the diffrence is that Superman wasn't truly evil and Batman still tought he could be saved after Nightwings loss he just kinda quit for a while and returned but by that time the entire JL was on supes side and he had a giant army he had super villains on his side and the batcave was taken over. This left Bruce with nothing as his only weapon to defeat superman was locked away needing hand prints from league memebers THAT JOINED SUPERMAN and after the heroes became even more powerfull and batman became weaker yeah.

@putalover4519

9 ай бұрын

That’s not an improvement. His plot armor is bs.

@ventusargentum9957

9 ай бұрын

In Injustice's defense, it's kinda hard to build or access effective counter-measures when the villains are your friends who know your identity. Ya know, because then they can freeze your bank funds and already know where several of your secret bases are. The fact that Injustice is even still alive after that long is just a testament to how good Bats is at adapting on the fly and hiding when he has little to nothing to work with.

@gunziro169

9 ай бұрын

@ventusargentum9957 plus superman isn't being mind controlled he just lost it mentally

What’s actually ridiculous about this isn’t all of Bruce’s contingency plans, but that the Joker could mind control all of the Justice League. That’s just unbelievable, they really put Joker over in this scenario. Almost any member would be near impossible for him to get to.

@mattimaso7455

9 ай бұрын

Like where did he stick that kryptonite fluid in, like did he have that on him while injured, also what kind of robot can move faster than flash even if the computer fast enough Also wonder woman slamed hit to the ground and broke the floor, so you telling me he still have any back bonnes that aren't broken? Edit: 00:21

@babybaby250

9 ай бұрын

was mentioned at the end its in the suit helmet@@mattimaso7455

@davidfulton179

9 ай бұрын

It wasn't so bad back in the 60s and 70s when everything was played for a laugh and the "serious" stories (the O'Neil Batman run) were well-segregated from the goofy stuff. The current tendency in is to have absurd scenarios portrayed with high drama. It's like taking pro wrestling seriously. Or watching Underdog and worrying about the cliffhanger. The great and under- read Martial Law pretty much puts the zap on this pretension, and it's nice to return to it from time to time.

@Cypheq

9 ай бұрын

@@mattimaso7455 | You slow or something?

@quandalejozy6376

9 ай бұрын

did you forget batman is alsmost as durable as captain america? he even kicked and destroyed a tree once with only his leg in a movie @@mattimaso7455

And this is exactly why Batman has contingency plans

@porpus99

9 ай бұрын

Funny thing about that. In the trailer for the Justice League vs Godzilla vs Kong comic it is indicated that Batman has a giant suit to fight things as big as the Titans...Why? No idea. And they say Ironman has an obsession with suits...

@yesulokesh3406

9 ай бұрын

​​@@porpus99iron man uses suits every time but batman isn't. only when time comes

@stingerjohnny9951

9 ай бұрын

@@porpus99 Bruce Wayne with a Mech fighting Kaiju…didn’t you just describe Big O?

@grogvaughan5649

9 ай бұрын

Plans, within plans, within plans.

@kristofffazon3468

9 ай бұрын

​@@stingerjohnny9951yeah, big o is basically batman but his suit is a giant mech

Who wins in a fight? The answer's always the same "It's whoever the writer wants to win" -- Stan Lee

@omnientertainment5852

9 ай бұрын

100%

@Grunthor17

8 ай бұрын

which means batman

@vjthehandsome5659

8 ай бұрын

@@Grunthor17 people like an underdog

@cosmicmcmoon5773

8 ай бұрын

Whoever is more popular. And we all know who that is 🤣

@kinoire

8 ай бұрын

@@vjthehandsome5659 lol, lmao even, what about batman gives him underdog status when writers spin on his dick 24/7

It's super interesting that it doesn't matter how overpowered the Flash is supposed to be- he can move in time and change it, think at relativistic speeds, manipulate kinetic energy to deliver hits with the mass of the earth (or more) and whatever bs the writer in turn wants him to do, to the point that his powers are no longer about speed but subatomic manipulation, YET he can still be casually defeated by any opponent making him slip.

@romallohenry5700

9 ай бұрын

He is a seasonal superhero

@marquislumas5914

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, the video kinda glosses over it, but his plan required Barry to not be moving anywhere near his top speed.

@josephryan5448

9 ай бұрын

I mean if you wanna stop the “fastest man alive” make it so he can’t use his speed in the vicinity kinda makes sense.

@metalmario1231

9 ай бұрын

still called a speedster at the end of the day...and anyway the writers can do literally whatever with literally any character...and we've seen it so many times

@zyaicob

9 ай бұрын

Speed is extremely powerful but it's also an extremely simple physical property, which means if you have the right approach it's very easy to counter, especially since Flash isn't exactly a world class physicist

One thing I've always loved is how Wonder Woman is the one league member that batman can never actually fight. She's nearly as powerful as Superman, is a better fighter than batman, and has no obvious weaknesses like kryptonite. His only option has always been to just redirect her attention at something else, like fighting Cheetah endlessly in her mind.

@Yanah_bruh

9 ай бұрын

Exactly she shouldn't even be affected by the toxic since she's literally half-God and even if that didn't work she has her lasso and incredible will power same with flash he could just phase thet shit out of him and superman shouldnt even be affected by earthly illnesses or toxic same with aqauman only one I see getting infected would be Batman cyborgs green arrow all of the regular humans members etc.

@killingtime8652

9 ай бұрын

literally had to rely on bullshit magik powah

@DorcasNanyangwe

9 ай бұрын

​@@Yanah_bruh the chemical used to make the toxin was from a tainted Lazarus pit a supernatural pool

@YOUCLOWN7

9 ай бұрын

​@@Yanah_bruhbeing half god doesn't make you immune to whatever the fuck joker did to them cuz clearly it was something strong and I mean STRONG they couldn't even fight it off and flash always loses in a dumb way like how joker killed him but I forgot what movie it was (animated movie)and superman can be effected by certain things and it just so happened joker had that and Aquaman... I don't know how he got him but he probably used one of the justice members to trick him into a trap or something but all of this is believable because joker really does do this stuff all the time he is a certified villain.

@BaliUchiha

9 ай бұрын

Piercing objects are her weakness

"your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you go flying, you're a seasonal superhero"

@WALID972

9 ай бұрын

I understood that refererence

@ta_pegandofogo2988

2 ай бұрын

Common guys... she's a woman!

I love the concept of Batman using gas pumped though the sewers to spread a hazing gas throughout Gotham as a grand- scale contingency. It’s so big and paranoid that only Batman would come up with something like this. And we always love to see it work.

@AdmiralStoicRum

8 ай бұрын

You know he stole the idea from scarecrow

@Yodah97

8 ай бұрын

@@AdmiralStoicRum He gets all sorts of nifty ideas from his villains. I mean the smoke worked so well to evacuate the city *because* Scarecrow has used chemical attacks in Gothan before.

@Mutualititve

8 ай бұрын

​@@AdmiralStoicRumThat's the point, his contingency plans are rssults of both him and his rouge gallery ideas. He just need to reinforce his villains scheme and it would be perfect as a plan for him to use. Learn and adapt is what Batman built up from.

who would win : -3 dudes with power and a wonder girl -a rich orphan

@flamelover1746

9 ай бұрын

a filthy rich orphan

@thavishsarattee1185

4 ай бұрын

​@@flamelover1746 a ridiculously rich orphàn

@Bowl849

3 ай бұрын

A ridiculously filthy rich orphan

Bro that kryptonite spit took it too far 😂😂😂 come on now that’s some next level plot armor

@okachobired5856

9 ай бұрын

🤣 exactly. if and when all your contingency plans don't work turn to page plot armor for the ultimate backup

@aYtto

9 ай бұрын

And they say Batman has no powers.

@xtrlsidma

9 ай бұрын

It was in the gum..he took out piece gum chewed it and turned the spit in mouth into what it became

@JayJayM57

9 ай бұрын

I think that`s clever. Think about it superman has beaten red son and Kryptonite enemies before. just having kryptonite isn`t good enough, you need to be clever about it otherwise you will be insulting superman as a character.

@joshuadoyle7969

9 ай бұрын

Yea it's ridiculously dumb, I get that he doesn't expect the suit to work on superman so he has that in there as a last ditch effort... But why fucking gum lol. Like surely just a kryptonite gun or anything else, what are the chances you'll be within fucking spitting distance.

Kryptonite spit is actually insane

@icecreamwaffles1962

9 ай бұрын

How often is he gonna be spitting at kryptonians to even think about something like that

@mikedacoolnerd788

9 ай бұрын

​@@icecreamwaffles1962Kryponite laced chewing gum. For your Kryptonian fighting needs.

@flamelover1746

9 ай бұрын

Isn't kryptonite radioactive? Like the cancer causing kind?

@brunomanzi8685

9 ай бұрын

​@@flamelover1746it is

@JayJayM57

9 ай бұрын

@@flamelover1746 yes but it needs to be prolonged use to get cancer.

Superman in his comics can fight through so much Kryptonite radiation, but in Batman's comic, he gets instantly defeated by the smallest bit of it.

@zacksevememes69

9 ай бұрын

headcannon says bruce highly concentrated it to unbelievable levels but i guess we'll never know

@xboxoneyes7734

9 ай бұрын

​@@zacksevememes69that would honestly make a lot of sense, Since this only happens when Batman does it,not Anyone else

@FelipeA81

9 ай бұрын

oh yeah, that's because superman is a gary stue who can ignore his ONLY fucking weakness if the writers want him to. Unless the writers are on batman's side. welcome to the world of comics! they are all pretty damn bad!

@DwarfDaddy

9 ай бұрын

As stan lee said “whoever writes the comics decides the victor” that an whoever DC mandates win

@djduncan956

9 ай бұрын

69th like 😎

You can just know that once everyone has returned to their senses they'll bring up the suit. "Having a suit designed to beat us is a clear violation of our trust Bruce."

@sourlesscream1272

8 ай бұрын

kinda hard to argue against the suit after you already attacked him tho

@basbarbeque6718

8 ай бұрын

@@sourlesscream1272 Yes, but that won't stop them from trying.

@fatty1040

7 ай бұрын

​@@basbarbeque6718stupidly so 😂

Batman used his contingency plans perfectly. 🎉

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

And that is the only reason he survived. Not discredit him or anything but to highlight how close of a call this was.

@Arcad1010

9 ай бұрын

Nahh it’s loaded with plot armor for batsy

@jiernade4585

9 ай бұрын

yeh fr his spit that was laced with kyptonian dust was a lil bs lmao@@Arcad1010

@robcoop6521

8 ай бұрын

Batman's superpower is free time to do anything. He lives in a world with things way too powerful. Paranoia, endless money, dude has to have contingency upon contingency plans. Yeah, plot armor, sure. But make me an infinite money person in that universe and I'd already have red sun satellites taking out Supes as soon as he showed up. And they'd have been set to go off 10 years ago from that far away. Cause I'm Batman.

Batman: Smart enough to keep a kryptonite gum inside his helmet Also Batman: Keeps a chunk of radioactive rock next to his brain

@itsDjjayy

9 ай бұрын

You forgot he has a cowl on which has layers

@stellanewton7656

9 ай бұрын

didn't Lex Luthor get like cancer for that?

@ItApproaches

8 ай бұрын

His cowl is lead lined if I recall.

@clyax113

5 ай бұрын

The fact it gave Lex Luthor cancer after long-term exposure in many different series but Batman never gets that in any series is a huge oversight. I kind of want to see how Batman would approach having Kryptonite the moment he knows it can cause cancer over time when it's told to Luthor.

@God-T

5 ай бұрын

batman chewing kryptonite-gum in front of clark 🤡

0:20 No armor pure concrete _shattered_ and only a drop of blood.

@swordsman1137

9 ай бұрын

Actually Batman wear plot armor on that part and on the falling into the ocean part

@ozzie_theotter

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't know why his head didn't turn into chunky kool-aid

@brucekent9085

9 ай бұрын

That was completely ridiculous.

The artist popped off on this one. The characters and scenery look incredible. I love the costume designs, especially super-man's

@squidbombproductions1106

8 ай бұрын

I forget the artist, but they worked on the entirety of Scott Snyder's Batman new 52 run. I highly recommend checking both their works out

@larrymanns364

8 ай бұрын

I was not a fan of the New 52 but I love this story arc

Batman found a magic artifact called "F*ck Around and Find Out"... Wonder Woman found out what it did.

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

To be fair if it didn't work she probably would have killed him.

@vivaraulito

9 ай бұрын

Tbh Batman got lucky if that shit failed to work she would’ve killed him, let’s not get ahead of ourselves she would slaughter Batman in a 1v1 if plot armor was removed from both sides

@reedy4519

9 ай бұрын

@@vivaraulito no shit thats why hes a genius tactician, he knows he wouldnt beat many JL members it a strictly hand to hand fight. to take away his ability to form a plan is literally just nerfing batman as a character

@vivaraulito

9 ай бұрын

@@reedy4519 I said remove his plot armor not his ability to form a plan 🤦🏽‍♂️ y’all just be saying random shut to start a fight with people y’all don’t even know for no reason like chill we know you ain’t that guy yo ass would get dropped in 5 seconds

I think the most effective way to beat the flash would be to paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain

@DirewolfMemento

3 ай бұрын

Ah a solid JJ reference, I was looking for this

I thought the person who planned this attack was The Batman Who Laughs.

@dougschultz2680

9 ай бұрын

Nope the joker actually trying to kill Batman

@flyparnape

9 ай бұрын

this comic is batmen endgame your thining the metal series

@Juugo211

9 ай бұрын

@@flyparnape Didn't they battle a few times though? Was it only in the metal series?

@flyparnape

9 ай бұрын

@Juugo211 i dont know what you mean if you meant batman who laughs technically yes since his entire story is the metal series some dont say metal but are definitely a part of it

"Who wins in the fight? The answer is always the same." Savage. 😂

“There’s no honor in a street fight” I like that line

This is like the whole class fantasy fighting on the playground until they all just give up and go do something else because "that one kid" keeps asspulling more and more ridiculous things. "Oh yeah, well I put on a giant invincible suit of armor to defeat you!" "You stab through my armor and kill me...b-but you defeating me is actually just an illusion created by my suit!" "But then it turns out my suit actually has plasma shields that deflect your planet-destroying laser vision!" "But even with my suit gone, it turns out my spit is actually laced with power-draining dust that makes you really weak and stuff!"

@McCheese-xc9ig

8 ай бұрын

I honestly think the Justice League monitors Bruces mental health and whenever they think he's getting too depressed from being a man with no powers in a bat costume who can't even keep a fucking literal clown in check surrounded by demi-gods who routinely fight existential threats capable of ending time and space themselves or starts getting buyers remorse about all the billions he spends on dumb contingency plans that would never work, they all agree to pretend to go rogue, and intentionally lose so that Batman feels better about himself. It's like having a professional gamer intentionally lose when he plays his kid brother.

They should call that suit “plot armor”

The cartoon network justice league show always get a rewatch every few years from me. I think it is time, Lex Luthor and Batman are the best thing to have happened to the DC universe. Its terrible that the cinematic representations never pan out properly, it needs the touch of a lover and a consumer of the general entertainment medium, not a major film maker; it also needs humble artists that are able to put the professionalism on.

@sumnahlennon5449

9 ай бұрын

No. Films usually dont have a story or action similar to cartoons. It makes everything seem "fake" like an episode of Power Rangers. Batman's plot armor works in cartoony or comic form. With realism, the story is less believable and it comes as bad writing. In cartoon form, people wont question Batman beating the Justice League. With live action writers, this is bad writing since the realism forces everything to be taken seriously

@sumnahlennon5449

9 ай бұрын

Even Batman dodging Omega Beams in Justice League. That would look bad and not believable with real actors. Cartoons allow easy suspension of disbelief. In live action movies, a stunt from Fast and the Furious can quickly be called bad writing or ridiculous, but it would be cool in a cartoon

@stevewall7044

9 ай бұрын

@@sumnahlennon5449 No what? You didnt disagree with me once. I think you didnt understand me properly, if you get a big director (like WB seems to be doing constantly) there is never going to be a coherent universe, there needs to be a single "mastermind" and investment in this case is more improtant than credentials. That was my point.

So what’s the suit called? “The plot armor.”

Batman’s Plot armor in action because when three people who know how dangerous you are don’t snap your neck despite being faster than light or at the very least move too fast for even someone with 10 times the normal reflexes can achieve, it is because the authors or plot armor says so.

@giornikitop5373

9 ай бұрын

"supes snaps batman's neck. evil jl kills any other person in the world that might remotely pose a threat. the END in just 10 minutes. no more stories because realistically, noone can defeat those guys. ppl still trying to find logic in fictional characters." see, how stupid you sound?

This is the problem with multiple authors and different qualities in writers. This passes as a Batman circlejerk fanfiction

0:21 Bottom left Um, did WW just smash Bruce's unprotected head into concrete? With her strength? I think that's a fatality

Did I just see a clip of Wonder Woman ramming Batman's head with no cowl on through concrete and he lived?

All I'm hearing and seeing is "PLOT ARMOR, PLOT ARMOR, AND MORE PLOT ARMOR".

Okay, using shrink tech to miniaturize and then weaponise red suns is fucking amazing, but isn't that too much even for Superman? I mean jesus christ can't you depower him just with lamps that emulate a red sun?!? Dude should be fucking atomised by a punch that has actual red suns dotting the knuckles.

@daenite2480

9 ай бұрын

Red sun doesn't immediately drain his powers. It takes a very very long duration. In some stories it doesn't drain his powers at all, it simply just doesn't grant him energy.

@scottpeltier3977

9 ай бұрын

@@daenite2480basically exposure dulls his powers overtime, physical content probably weakens him faster

@JayJayM57

9 ай бұрын

superman got partial immunity to all his weaknesses over time.

@Omega1bloodlimit

9 ай бұрын

Well red-light prevents him from absorbing yellow light. Which means he just weakens over time. Even still the amount of money and resourced needed for such tech shows us batman is a white villain. He could create sustain no emission food with poison ivy. Nope. Billion dollars for red suns to slow super man not even defeat him

like superman hasn't reacted to a bullet at point blank range LMFAOO

LITERAL plot armor. The perfect plan.

@potatoweaver4116

9 ай бұрын

​@@MiddestEdits Batman shouldn't be Ironman. This is just bad writing, if you can't find a way for Batman to beat the Justice League without giving him a Ironman like suit, then you need to rethink your story. Your examples you used to justify Batman having this ridiculous suit of armor is way off base. Ironman using an advance suit of armor to neutralize people is his entire gimmick. Batman is a highly skilled martial artist who uses some tech and good planning to support himself. Power suits are out of character for Batman, it's gratuitous and lazy writing. So this certainly is not an example of "good fictional story telling."

@potatoweaver4116

9 ай бұрын

@@MiddestEdits I'm not a DC writer, maybe they shouldn't have written the scenario of Batman going against the Justice League if there is no reasonable way for him to protect himself 🤔

@GodsDissapointment

9 ай бұрын

​@@potatoweaver4116using that logic they shouldn't have buffed all of the justice league to ridiculous amounts of power to make the comics more exciting and just kept them weak. It's so weird to me that people are perfectly fine with every other hero getting buffed to do shit they couldn't before but if it's batman nah its plot armor. They all have plot armor lol.

@kacperaskawski3461

9 ай бұрын

​@@GodsDissapointmentthe problem is that he is normal human in case of other characters who are meta-humans. Another problem is that when all other members go rogue why they attack him one at a time not at once, it simple feels like too much of plot armor. Also prep time is bullshit that feels like a small excuse why he win every time, also also it make him too perfect tothe point of breaking his characters, for example why he has problems with Joker if he can beat kryptonian, demigod, speadster and king of Atlanta at once.

@potatoweaver4116

9 ай бұрын

@@GodsDissapointment what are you on? Literally my only point was that Batman having a power suit is dumb and it is. Now about Batman having plot armor I do have my thoughts. Batman does have way more plot armor than any other character. We aren't denying that every super hero has plot armor because they do. However Batman has too much plot armor to the point of being ridiculous. He's doing things and surviving things he has no right too for what his character is.. It's comes off as a looney tunes episode sometimes and I can't take Batman stories like this seriously. Don't get me wrong I love Batman but we should be critical of stories like this that misrepresent his character rather than acting like brain dead fan boys and saying "wow Batman stronk, he beat justice league all at once!"

even batman resorts to asspulls to beat plotshields.

Batman: Vulnerable mortal using stealth and tactics to efficiently achieve his victory, his mental and physical health deteriating as he tries to save a city that can't be saved. Batman around JL: The kid playing superhero who says 'Nuh uh that wouldn't work cause I have X that cancels your power'

That last quote of batman was incredible, i actually expected him to say smth like that

When your super power is being rich you can buy the freaking suns.

I've heard some people suggest Batman's contingency plans against his friends and teammates is a betrayal. But, given the risk of what they could ALL so easily become... how could any of them be so reckless as to NOT plan for the worst case scenario?

@fairystail1

9 ай бұрын

for me its not the fact that he has the contingency plans (though the virus in Cyborg from the day he met cyborg in Injustice was fucked) Its 1) The fact that he never mentioned it until after his contingency plans were stolen by an enemy 2) the fact that up until recently his contingency for himself was the group of people he had a plan to take down. some may make an argument against point 1. But i'd argue that Batman doesn't have to state WHAT his plans are, just that he has them and he suggests other members of the league make some as well.

@IronDino

9 ай бұрын

And I love that Batman's contingency plan for himself going rogue, is the Justice League.

@UnknownGamer40464

8 ай бұрын

​@@fairystail11. The fact that they were upset he didn't tell them means they hadn't even though about it, which gives batman an edge since they won't be expecting it, giving up the element of surprise by letting them know he has a plan for each of them is just dumb imo and reduces the chance of any of his plans working. 2. His plans are to incapacitate them individually, if they work together and attack all at once they'll steamroll him.

@fairystail1

8 ай бұрын

@@UnknownGamer40464 let's do reverse order cause why not. 2: and an evil Batman should not be a stupid batman. He should be smart enough to go 'hmmm maybe i shouldnt announce im evil and maybe i shouldnt charge them all at once' 1: so only Batman should have plans then? Sorry Wonder Woman. Maybe you would have had a plan if someone suggested it but now Batman and Supes are evil so... get fucked I guess?

@OmniManiac05

4 ай бұрын

While I do think the Justice League is definitely a major part of Batman’s contingency for himself, they’re not the main contingency. That title goes to the Bat-Family, especially Alfred and the Robins. Alfred would be the best chance to use Batman’s emotions to try and reason with him to stop what’s happening. The Robins are easily the best choices if they need to physically attack Batman and counter his weapons, gadgets, and strategies. Batman has trained them so if the time ever comes, they can succeed him. I’d say if Batman has faith that they can become him, then they’re the ones who best know him, y’know?

If Bruce were a gamer, he'd love the shit out of battle tactic games or tower defense 😂 What a badass

@ItApproaches

8 ай бұрын

Batman plays Arkham Knight, "JASON!!!" Gets PTSD all over again from losing Jason Todd.

When plot armor is a character

Batman has a contingency plan for each member of the Justice League, including himself. But he's also Batman after all, so he must have prepared a plan against his contingency plan, and a contingency plan against his anti-contingency plan. So, the real contingency plan for Batman would be to trap him in the contingency plan creation neverending loop, so he's too busy to do anything else.

@SirMandokarla

8 ай бұрын

This under-appreciated joke doesn't deserve to be buried.

great answer by bruce at the end "nither of us" is such a big heart answer

"The answer is always the same, neither of us" hurts.

Batman uses contingency plan "Plot Armor"

Fun fact Fenrir is feared by the Norse gods because of his sheer power & abilty to harm them.

>sprays frictionless surface in front of flash So in the winter he cant run on ice. "What is he, a seasonal super hero?"

@RichWards-Wins

9 ай бұрын

Lol! Flash moves at 150,000 miles a second. FTL. Batman sprays an entire street with slippery banana peel liquid faster than the flash can react. Thats some FTL speed spray gun ya got there bat douche.

@johnchestnut5340

9 ай бұрын

Ice has low friction. Frictionless is a whole other deal. But the Speed Force nullifies air resistance. So...?

@Tombud-ti7gn

9 ай бұрын

It was my funny attempt at a reference

@RichWards-Wins

9 ай бұрын

@@Tombud-ti7gn i thought it was funny 😊

@johnchestnut5340

9 ай бұрын

@Tombud-ti7gn Sorry; I took it literally. It's amusing. But without a context or body language clues I missed it.

Spiderman gets eternal suffering Batman gets ✨ *PLOT ARMOR* ✨

Batman humbles JL? More like Batman humbles the Flash and Aquaman and barely survives the rest.

@scottpeltier3977

9 ай бұрын

Well deceiving the worrier of truth is humbling to the ego when she figure it out.

@lolstalgic9602

9 ай бұрын

@@scottpeltier3977 I mean, she's a sitting duck while in a trance, so technically she was humbled

@nightmarexgaming120

9 ай бұрын

He only bare,y survived Superman which makes sense

@mee091000

9 ай бұрын

I mean he barely survived Superman but he did make quick work of the rest. Especially Aquaman.

@Underworldwarrior1

9 ай бұрын

He humbled Wonder Woman as well. Put her in a hypnosis

The Batman plot armor is stroooong

Everything is utterly ridiculous. Wonder Woman would've broken his back and that's it. KRYPTONITE GUM? Gimme a break

@poopmanthe3rd794

9 ай бұрын

Get this: it's a superhero narrative. Reality in the books isn't exactly one to one. You just kinda wanna sit back and enjoy the ride for comics like these. They're spectacle, after all.

@Milleniummeister

9 ай бұрын

@@poopmanthe3rd794 Yes but if a story breaks its own rules its bad. Its like saying "Well Titanic is a movie, you are in for the spectacle so who cares if they got saved by aliens and flown to the planet krypton." Because you know... Its fiction. Who cares right?

He had literal plot armor. 😅

Superman with no hangups kills Batman from space before Batman even knows he's been attacked.

@Maniacman2030

9 ай бұрын

You people who write this stuff have no imagination or flair for the dramatic. Neither do you have any idea how psychology works. Nobody is going to think this sh-t at the start.

@florineala

9 ай бұрын

Stronger doesen't mean better. Can we stop with this shitty metric allready?

Justice league- “aaah… our only weakness…. plot armourrrrrr….!!!”

"But luckily, Batman had the exact specific thing he needed to counter their attacks."

Why not give Bruce a can of Bat-Hero Repellent if he's just gonna macguffin his way through this fight?

@RichWards-Wins

9 ай бұрын

🤣

@omnientertainment5852

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This is not Batman. This is Batgod.

I like Batman, but the amount of inexplicable asspull in his writing in current era comics is unreal.

@Maniacman2030

9 ай бұрын

All of the characters have this. Superman got ridiculously bs powers because of asspull in the first place. Speed Force is absolute bs that never existed in the beginning and they made it up to make Flash more than just some really fast guy. Then they let him traverse time itself, because why the f not? Even if the logic is utter nonsense. You cannot go back to something that no longer exists, the energy is spent, it's no longer there to return to. Back to Supes, he literally has one weakness and any time it's brought up, people b-tch about "omg plot armor!" Aquaman is... well, nobody really cares about him. You have exactly one guy in the JL who isn't some superpowered person and y'all complain when in HIS comic, he actually has ways to fight those superpowered people? Especially when it's been known for years that he has plans to fight them in a worst case scenario? In that case, nobody can ever write a story about this scenario that will satisfy you people, because you'll always project your, "Nuh-uh! (X) can do (Y) so..." Don't even get me started how they basically removed any potential weaknesses from Diana.

@giornikitop5373

9 ай бұрын

@@Maniacman2030lol, yeah, ppl forget than these guys are not real. "inexplicable asspull" is basically the name of any character here. go figure...

@adeadpoet4221

9 ай бұрын

​@@Maniacman2030superman or any other super characters can be ignored, because they are already capable of the unimaginable, but vatman is still human, he shouldn't be able to beat any of them no matter what...at least not without help from other super powered beings.

@Kujaguy

9 ай бұрын

@@Maniacman2030 Batman is a human, and has human limitations. Humans don't survive getting pancaked into the cement by demigods. I'm complaining because it's *lazy writing*.

@Kujaguy

9 ай бұрын

@@Maniacman2030 Also, why be so upset with me about Batman being the only one without super powers in the JL? Maybe it means that this story shouldn't have been told(at least not told in this way). Batman doesn't have to win every fight he's ever been in you know.

Very nice of them to take turns attacking him.

plot armors a hell of a thing

Actually, what really happened is that Bruce instantly died the moment Diana landed a single surprise attack on him

@TheRisingNation133

9 күн бұрын

And the rest is his personal heaven where his fanfic of him surviving the league is played out as he’s constantly in denial

Batman with plot armor:

Bruce was definitely that kid in school that ALWAYS has a excuse as to why nothing ever beats in him in imaginary fights, "No I'm too fast for your laser eyes to hit me!"

I like this one, the contingency plans worked out in a less than convoluted way and the suit housed it all, as a way better suit than Bruce used against Superman when Bruse was over the hill and Green Arrow was near by.

@Ahglock

9 ай бұрын

If the suit works this good then why aren't the people who are actually smarter and better inventors making much better suits.

@justinmcdonald2072

9 ай бұрын

@@Ahglock You say that like Bruce has low grade inventors just because they're not bent on bad deeds with the tech.

@Ahglock

9 ай бұрын

@@justinmcdonald2072 I'm sure he has good ones but they aren't lex luthor either.

@justinmcdonald2072

9 ай бұрын

@@Ahglock Both billionaires yet in this case it's a minor detail.

@HeirofDacia

9 ай бұрын

Kryptonite gum is the stupidest contingency plan ever.

Krytonite gum? 😂😂😂😂 Yeh, I’m sure he’s always chewing on some of that.

Flash: I can move in ATTOSECONDS (time it takes light to travel between electrons in an ATOM), Travel across time with his super speed, Casually faster than Light even when not trying, His speed makes it impossible to be mindcontrolled... Also Flash: Damn! That computer sure is faster than me and can react to everything I do and also, Joker mind controlled me.. Wonder Woman: Warrior Princess. Can compete with likes of Super Man. Also WW: I sure don't feel this thing on my body that was not here before and batman died too easily. Guess i won. SuperMan: able to compete with Flash to extent in speed, Can hear sound in space, Has Super Senses, Also SM: Damn, Did notice Bruce chewing Krytonite gum and did not see it coming at me in Slow Motion,

@Maniacman2030

9 ай бұрын

Writers. That's all I need to say about the first. Psychology is second. Third is "flair for the dramatic". Lastly, they're not thinking like themselves. That aside, why does everyone only ever think about powers and never how the characters actually THINK? Their thoughts and personalities. Like yeah, they COULD do that, but would they? It's not so simple to just say, "Oh, Superman could just do this and it'd be over." He COULD, but based on his beliefs and values, would he? It's utter ignorance to just blurt out that someone can do something that they might not simply just do on a whim. Lastly, you end up projecting your own thoughts and feelings on the characters.

@MB-eh2kp

9 ай бұрын

@@Maniacman2030a jokerfied Superman’s morals prevents him from dodging spit?

@raahim11

9 ай бұрын

@@Maniacman2030 Except, it was said in the damn comic, that all of them under Joker's toxin were void of morals.

"We would never do this" said superman minutes before getting mind controlled by the joker

The most ridiculous superhero created

If Superman got serious about killing Batman, I don’t think he’d lose. He could drop down from orbit and turn Bruce into a red mist cloud before he could even process a single thought.

@itsDjjayy

9 ай бұрын

And this is why he has supercomputers😅😅😅

@itsDjjayy

9 ай бұрын

Also didn't Batman create brother eye I'm pretty sure that would keep a watch on Superman 😅😅

@archersterling6726

8 ай бұрын

​​@@itsDjjayyYeah you may see it coming but you won't stop a speeding planet busting superhero

@destroyer68175

4 ай бұрын

"Drop down from orbit" You mean heat vision him right through the skull while still IN orbit.

This is Solid JJ's prep time video in comic form.

The Plot Armor is real. If Diana wanted to kill Bruce, she would've stabbed him the moment they she made contact, instead of carrying him away.

@emanthescripter1076

9 ай бұрын

True

@florineala

9 ай бұрын

Stronger doesn't mean better. This why Bats is DC's flagship brand an not Supes or anyone else for that matter

@emanthescripter1076

9 ай бұрын

@@florineala huh? Diana is one of the most lethal characters in dc. She's definitely better than batman

@florineala

9 ай бұрын

@@emanthescripter1076 As a character and development she is nothing compared to Bats. Tell me? what the hell is so interesting about a dumb feminist amazon that struggles to understand society outside Themyscera. Like i said above beeing stronger doesen't make it better than Bats who is just a regular human

@emanthescripter1076

9 ай бұрын

@florineala I can agree recently she hasn't been portrayed correctly, however you can't make that type of statement when you aren't aware of what her character truly is

Bro how could bruce survive getting his face completely pounded on the pavement 💀

@ItApproaches

8 ай бұрын

Bruce died as a child, he was Batman ever since, and Batman is a symbol, can't kill or a symbol.

PLOT ARMOR IS CRAZY 🤣

batman has become such a fuggin mary sue its insane how people arent tired of it yet

Damn really goes to show how Wonder Woman doesnt have much weakness. Only way he could think to defeat her is to "play dead"

and after all this is funny how batman fans still get angry about the "Shark repelent" joke, or how batman has the magic super power to always have the right counter for every character

@curtismcpsycho8212

9 ай бұрын

The only thing I'm "iffed" about is batman falling from orbit and being perfectly fine, shark repellent isn't even that far fetched despite it usually being played off as a joke.

@am_i_blue

9 ай бұрын

I am a batfan. But i too am tired of all these plot armours.

@Edge66628

9 ай бұрын

In batman and Robin eternal, red Robin actually says that he always has 3 types of shark repellant at all times which was...kinda suprising

@fairystail1

9 ай бұрын

@@curtismcpsycho8212 keep in mind the Shark Repellant was stored in his helicopter. Not his utility belt, but his helicopter. Batman was prepared for mid-air shark attacks. I love it so much.

@curtismcpsycho8212

9 ай бұрын

@@fairystail1 I like to think batman has unusual phobias which feeds his paranoia

They actually have a Less than leathal crowd control weapon that's a almost 0 friction liquid but they found out it was much more dangerous than what they thought when it was used, the people who tried to stand up could not and almost broke everyone's spin and shattered their skulls.

00:22 And Bruce is dead (Physiologically, He just a human) ... Broken neck, broken skull , extrem bleeding in or around the brain, brain damage and leaking of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF).

Its been proven so many times that the flash cant be "outpaced" by a computer or that he doesnt need friction to run, they really gotta stop tryibg to find ways to make batman match characters he shouldnt

@adammarch9604

9 ай бұрын

I challenge you to think of a way that a character without heightened reaction time could beat the flash. The problem isn't batman in this scenario. The flash is a stupid character that can't exist in a story without other speedsters

@banana1729

9 ай бұрын

@@adammarch9604makes sense the flash & speed force is hella op

@adammarch9604

9 ай бұрын

​@@banana1729If he didn't have speed force durability he'd be more balanced

@b.m.5068

9 ай бұрын

@@adammarch9604 wonder woman, aquaman and superman have a superior reaction time than the fastest human. Not to mention their combat speeds would also be high. Yet batsy goes "toe to toe" with them at normal speeds. His head shouldn't be able to process the attacks any of them are doing.

@Kujaguy

9 ай бұрын

@@adammarch9604 Maybe they should write a story that is consistent with the universe they created for him instead of having Bats solo gods for no reason for the 50th time. There's no shame in Batman getting help from other heroes besides the JL, and it would have made a waaay more interesting story too

Batman: dies from tripping Also Batman: destroys the justice league

@MILDMONSTER1234

9 ай бұрын

Comic writing

it's always Batman kicking the League's butt!!! LMAO!!! You gotta love the man!!!!😂👍

Superman: “Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off what are you?” “I’m Batman.”

Greg Capullo is incredible.

I'd say its batman who needs humbling, he beats every one by being fan favorite, every writer seems to do "batman vs entirety of justice league" stories and batman always wins.

@Markus2E5I6

9 ай бұрын

And its utterly unrealistic. Wonderwoman, flash and superman should be able to speedblitz him before he pulls out any weapon. Superman can just heat vision him from afar before Batman can dodge.

@davidstorrs

9 ай бұрын

Of course Batman wins. People have been cheering for underdogs since before David and Goliath were a glimmer in the mind of some ancient sheepherder. If Superman beats Batman, it's boring and expected -- he starts with all the advantages. What us normal humans in the audience want is to see that a guy (vaguely) like us, someone with no powers, can still play in the big leagues simply through the power of his mind.

The same batman later: "Cmon guys, I can still save the joker!!" 🥺🥺

Let's be real here. it's not the contingency plan that saved him, it was the plot armor. If they were going for the kill, Wonderwoman did not have to bring him anywhere but just kill him right and there. Bizarre how they only go for the kill after they made it clear to Batman they will

@FelipeA81

9 ай бұрын

let's be real: its a comic, everyone has plot armor. if that was superman fingind a way to beat the flash and the whole league no one would care. The only reason they keep telling these stories its because its WAY cooler to see a human win agains't gods by using his mind.

@kys290

9 ай бұрын

@@FelipeA81true dat

@Yanah_bruh

9 ай бұрын

​@@FelipeA81because it's superman 💀💀💀 the only ones who actually stand a chance or MM flash or Ww since flash can phase right into him diana and almost match him and MM is just another alien exactly like him he would speedbiltz batman and the other fodders this comic clearly throws logic and common sense out the window but then again it's a comic💀💀 but still come on superman Ww and flash wouldn't be affected by the toxin flash(phase it out of him) superman(can't contact earthly illnesses or sickness or toxic the writers always forget that) and Ww(her will power alone should be able to stand against the toxin and she always has her lasso and she's half God and amozon like come on now)

@Yanah_bruh

9 ай бұрын

​@@FelipeA81and because Superman if almost detained by them could stop holding back and go all out or if he feels like it just take a sun bath and come back and finish them💀

@IronDino

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, this is all just a big joke to them.

Yeah the comic should have ended in two seconds when Wonder Woman punched him.

@VitorMarra989

9 ай бұрын

This. The league says they're trying to kill him, but Diana comes in with a punch instead of stabbing him and then tries to carry him away Even if that armor would be enough to save him from her, she could have easily killed him several times before he wore it

@soadmontana3310

9 ай бұрын

@@VitorMarra989 and she looked like her normal self in the beginning so she was still probably trying to fight the infection off before it took full control

@fredrikknutsenhaugland6891

9 ай бұрын

@@soadmontana3310 If she can hold back 99.99999% to not kill Bruce she should not be able to be controlled. Also she has two different reason why it shouldn't work on her. 1. The Lasso of Truth prevents poison/venom and mind control 2. She was granted the vision of Athena which prevents mind control.

@soadmontana3310

9 ай бұрын

@@fredrikknutsenhaugland6891 the justice league (besides superman) just got one shotted by batman, I doubt the writers were thinking about that or would say “it doesn’t work like that in this universe” but besides that there’s been plenty of times where someone as strong as superman has been mind controlled and they held back in the beginning to prevent themselves from killing

@fredrikknutsenhaugland6891

9 ай бұрын

@@soadmontana3310 I know that is why I also mentioned the reasons why Wonder Woman shouldn't be mind controlled at all.

You know, having the Joker control the Justice League actually makes this story more believable. I can well imagine each member of the Justice League subconsciously fighting back against the Joker's control. That inner fight would make them less focused, less disciplined in the fight with Batman, giving Batman some opportunities to take them out. A really determined Justice League should be able to take out Batman, probably after some difficulty.

@mythical5292

9 ай бұрын

Okay, but the thing I don't get is HOW joker would even manage to do that in the first place. I can get aquaman and with a HUUGE maybe Wonder Woman, but there's no way he could get a grip on the FLASH, let alone superman.

@terraincognita3749

9 ай бұрын

@@mythical5292 I will assume that he teamed up with an evil mastermind who created a mindcontrol substance, and then he laced a birthday cake for the Flash with it and had it delivered to the JLA ;-)

@lvlHive

9 ай бұрын

@@mythical5292 Im guessing he just rubbed the Drug with kryptonite thats usually how it works for some reason, hell he might have just forgot to wash his hands after touching batman and accidently got it in there.

@abhisheklama1393

9 ай бұрын

Lmao, a really determined JL would fuck Batman 50 times over before he even realised what was happening.

@thecreatornooj1328

5 ай бұрын

This is from the New 52 Scott Snyder Batman run. The Joker is on some other shit in that series. He's nothing like his other appearances. Less akin to BTAS or The Dark Knight and more akin to Pennywise with the added tenacity of The Batman himself. Like, he's actually comparable to Batman if he were an evil clown.

2:12 “The name’s Aquaman and I’ve got something to say-!” “Dead. I’m not f-in’ with you.”

This fight reminds me of that moment in Teen Titans Go where they were running from Batman with the golf cart and he kept running through contingencies to stop them. It's even better as a gag because the writing to make these leaps of logic amount to a four year old with a stick explaining why you didn't really shoot him with a finger gun playing war...

batman has so many contingency plans it wouldn't surprise me if he got a surgery to replace his bones with kryptonite or some BS like that

I like how batman got his face "crushed" making a dent into the solid ground by wonder woman, and he walked away from that? Batman is human right? Sorry but no matter how much he trains without his suit nobody walks away from that.

Batman doesn’t need prep time. He’s always prepared.

Goes to show how even the most broken heroes are no match for plot armor and bad writing.

Just Imagine if this event happened in Snyderverse.