Basically Unicorns

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Enjoy a video about unicorns, god's bravest little horses. Also sorry I was gone for like two weeks, I got covid the DAY I was getting back to work, then it hung around for 5 more.
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  • @gaidencastro9706
    @gaidencastro97068 күн бұрын

    Unicorns live even longer than elves, and they also have no concept of "Hey, this has happened before". They wouldn't know a week has passed unless you told them.

  • @SpoopySquid

    @SpoopySquid

    8 күн бұрын

    "They wouldn't know a week has passed unless you told them" Relatable

  • @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993

    @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993

    7 күн бұрын

    @@SpoopySquidfr

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    4 күн бұрын

    Would help a lot when you need them to watch over your holy relic for a couple -days- -weeks- -months- -years- centuries. 😅

  • @kenkubard

    @kenkubard

    3 күн бұрын

    What? Can they remember stuff?

  • @sovest555
    @sovest5558 күн бұрын

    So...a wild magic sorcerer in one of my games kept rolling the 'summon a unicorn' result so often that the unicorn was basically the designated healer of the party.

  • @williampinkley1842

    @williampinkley1842

    7 күн бұрын

    Are they good aligned out of curiosity

  • @sovest555

    @sovest555

    7 күн бұрын

    @@williampinkley1842 They weren't evil-aligned but beyond that, I don't entirely remember. Alignment designation can be a bit murky when it comes to actual player behavior as well. : P

  • @Hirochicken

    @Hirochicken

    7 күн бұрын

    This is so DnD I love it! 🤩

  • @garion046

    @garion046

    5 күн бұрын

    I did this a bit with my sorcerer. The unicorn saved us a couple of times, clutch!

  • @1998topornik

    @1998topornik

    5 күн бұрын

    Quite convenient

  • @jacobsedlack1173
    @jacobsedlack11738 күн бұрын

    All True Unicorns are proud Scots and they have the thickest Highland Scottish Brogue accent imaginable, like if Sir Sean Connery was reincarnated as a magical horse.

  • @gideonmele1556

    @gideonmele1556

    8 күн бұрын

    It’s more like that one time he respawned as a human instead of his native unicorn form like the rest of his people. Scotland was forever changed that day. Why else do you think Scotland’s official animal is a unicorn?

  • @coolgreenbug7551

    @coolgreenbug7551

    8 күн бұрын

    Look! A majestic Unicorn! Drunk_Demoman.mp3

  • @alexmiller1800

    @alexmiller1800

    7 күн бұрын

    If I ever have a Unicorn in a dnd game of mine, its gonna talk like Sean Connery. Thank you for this inspiration.

  • @shadophaxx2401

    @shadophaxx2401

    7 күн бұрын

    ​​@coolgreenbug7551 IF I WERE A BAD UNICORN I WOULDNT BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YE NOW WOULD I

  • @MonkeyJedi99

    @MonkeyJedi99

    6 күн бұрын

    I now want to see a movie with four Scottish unicorns out to experience life. Maybe call it Trainstabbing.

  • @arandommantotallynotnamedd8527
    @arandommantotallynotnamedd85278 күн бұрын

    So theoretically, if a unicorn existed in the real world it would probably go on a killing spree like Doom guy

  • @TheBlueKio

    @TheBlueKio

    8 күн бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @tomisabum

    @tomisabum

    8 күн бұрын

    The true history behind the Tunguska event.

  • @Shimatzu95

    @Shimatzu95

    8 күн бұрын

    the real question nis where would they even start in this shitty world? My guess is florida or korea

  • @Vrikrar

    @Vrikrar

    8 күн бұрын

    @@Shimatzu95 I imagine the top then just spiral down.

  • @edheldude

    @edheldude

    8 күн бұрын

    Rip and tear, until it is done. 🦄

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet8 күн бұрын

    A small correction, Unicorns would be omniscient to whatever happens in their forests, not omnipotent.

  • @EmptyDisc1

    @EmptyDisc1

    7 күн бұрын

    yes

  • @DannySmith-

    @DannySmith-

    5 күн бұрын

    Precisely

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    4 күн бұрын

    Great, now I’m imagining the opposite. 😂 “I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’ll smash it nonetheless!!”

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest36448 күн бұрын

    Apparently the actual reason the Scottish unicorn's chained up on the UK coat of arms is because in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, unicorns weren't seen as feminine or even magical, they were just an insanely rare and dangerous animal that would absolutely wreck you if you ever came across it; less pretty horses to hang out with princesses and more like a wild bull but even worse. There's a bunch of faiey tales about people having to survive encounters with wild unicorns, and the whole thing about virgins taming them (which sort of became their defining trait later on) started out as Christian symbolism about how being pure and godly meant you could tame something as scary as a unicorn. The fact that the unicorn is chained up and the lion isn't is less about Scotland being subjugated and more that people back then just saw unicorns as being much more dangerous than lions.

  • @georgeuferov1497

    @georgeuferov1497

    7 күн бұрын

    Up until very recently Unicorns were pretty much synonymous to rhinos

  • @tamaradraconus

    @tamaradraconus

    4 күн бұрын

    Thank you so much. The feminine rainbow cutie unicorn annoys me so much. Unicorns were never symbolic of rainbows and were considered the most ferocious of magical creatures. Heck its DRAGONS that were used in multiple cultures to symbolize rainbows.

  • @brianroberts783

    @brianroberts783

    4 күн бұрын

    ​@@tamaradraconus , it's also worth noting that there were multiple tales describing unicorns killing dragons, which is a pretty good indication of their perceived threat level.

  • @Allukard353

    @Allukard353

    4 күн бұрын

    ​@@tamaradraconusYeah, well, what if I *like* the "feminine rainbow cutie unicorn", huh? They are majestic creatures.

  • @bookbagfox
    @bookbagfox7 күн бұрын

    I’m a big fan of them as patrons for celestial warlocks as well. The idea of someone making a deal with a unicorn to be a good person in exchange for sparkly eldritch blasts and healing magic is brilliant.

  • @Evergreen_Wizard

    @Evergreen_Wizard

    7 күн бұрын

    Celestial warlock, casting eldritch blast: “Taste the rainbow, mf!“

  • @Mare_Man

    @Mare_Man

    7 күн бұрын

    The power of friendship starts at 1d10 force damage

  • @Technodreamer

    @Technodreamer

    7 күн бұрын

    Okay, but semi serious question: does the warlock get a cutie mark

  • @Evergreen_Wizard

    @Evergreen_Wizard

    7 күн бұрын

    @@Technodreamer A Cutie Mark will brand the flesh of the one who has made the pact. Princess Celestia is a mighty warlock patron, and she will be expecting weekly friendship reports… Or else

  • @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop

    @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop

    6 күн бұрын

    I'm that in case I don't get a moondog patron (has no 5e statblock)

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato97538 күн бұрын

    >Be me >Hyperfixation on Warhammer 40k for the last *months* >buy and paint an entire Tyranid Army >Watch Videos unrelated to this to not get bored by 40k, potentially losing the passion for it >Watch this Video >Sees Tyranids in Video >"I can't escape"

  • @dion8895

    @dion8895

    8 күн бұрын

    Paint your 'nids like unicorns man. It's clearly a sign. Everyone expects the purple or red alien bugs, but the sparkly glitter rainbow swarm will buckle the hardest of hearts.

  • @yamato9753

    @yamato9753

    7 күн бұрын

    @@dion8895 ... Fair point. Screw the Swarmlord... I'll paint the PRIDE LORD!

  • @DexHavok

    @DexHavok

    7 күн бұрын

    @@yamato9753 As a player of Tyranids for 25 years, I cannot endorse this enough. Shine on!

  • @MrRandomSuperhero

    @MrRandomSuperhero

    7 күн бұрын

    @@yamato9753 Slaanesh liked this post

  • @erc3338

    @erc3338

    7 күн бұрын

    ​@@yamato9753GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. CONSUME ALL, TURN INTO GAY. GAYRANIDS. ....Tyragays? ..hm. I'll come up with something better eventually.

  • @ogre7699
    @ogre76998 күн бұрын

    Kratos appearing in a video about Unicorns is probably amongst the last things I would've expected, But here we are.

  • @Thunderblock7889

    @Thunderblock7889

    6 күн бұрын

    I was expecting Vaush to appear, you know because of the ''unicorn bodypillow'' reference.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint46068 күн бұрын

    So the original historical account of a unicorn describes it as exactly what a rhinoceros is today, but because mideival artists were comically bad at drawing animals, as has been memed on nowadays, they drew a horse, kinda like all those other horses they've drawn, but with a horn on its head because the book said so. The book also said it had "the feet of an elephant" but, again, mideival European art nerd wouldn't know what an elephant is, so they just put a horn on a horse and the legend grew from there. The good news is that this means the only historically accurate unicorn is whatever the fuck you want to draw it as.

  • @weezact7

    @weezact7

    7 күн бұрын

    I have also heard that unicorns, much like other horn-based mythical creatures such as the jackalope, may have been the result of an animal with keratosis or a cutaneous horn or something of that nature. Either the subject in question had a particularly large one or it was fairly small and grew with each retelling of the story.

  • @latamace7833

    @latamace7833

    7 күн бұрын

    Unicorns were also listed in many early encyclopedias as a single horned rino

  • @Ryodraco

    @Ryodraco

    6 күн бұрын

    Some early art though does look a lot like a rhinoceros. It's my understanding that the horse-like art didn't start appearing until quite a bit later, but maybe my memory is off. How dangerous/fierce they were regarded in most early tales also connects them to rhinos.

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead83107 күн бұрын

    “If you’re still here, you’re gay now.” Dammit, not again

  • @giladpellaeon1691
    @giladpellaeon16916 күн бұрын

    I think it was Terry Pratchett who described unicorns as "a sword with a dangerous horse attached."

  • @mahenchaphotog170
    @mahenchaphotog1708 күн бұрын

    but, Runesmith, I was already gay.

  • @azliaheaven2800

    @azliaheaven2800

    8 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ConstantChaos1

    @ConstantChaos1

    7 күн бұрын

    We are gay², our powers have increased exponentially

  • @ShivaTD

    @ShivaTD

    7 күн бұрын

    Sorry buddy.

  • @r.coburn3344

    @r.coburn3344

    5 күн бұрын

    Happy pride!

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint46068 күн бұрын

    Aw god damn it now all 1,600 images of my secret folder are gonna have to be replaced. That thing took me years, Logan! Come on.

  • @ConstantChaos1

    @ConstantChaos1

    7 күн бұрын

    Oof, rip, I'm just gay² now My power grows lmfao

  • @Brianna-eo8nu
    @Brianna-eo8nu8 күн бұрын

    My guess as to why they’re creature type is celestial instead of fae is as a call back to medieval Christian art where they were prominently I’m used as symbols of purity and sometimes to symbolise Jesus Christ.

  • @pancakes8670

    @pancakes8670

    8 күн бұрын

    Unicorns are so gosh darn cool that even the Christians couldn't bring themselves to call it a Demon.

  • @VensVids
    @VensVids7 күн бұрын

    Had a player in a Discworld campaign who was a Pictsie Celestial Warlock who was running around with a greatsword made from a unicorn's horn he'd stolen as his pact weapon.

  • @user-idgaf123
    @user-idgaf1238 күн бұрын

    "I'm doing unicorns again" Ayoo⁉🤨 📸

  • @NICK....

    @NICK....

    8 күн бұрын

    with how good unicorns are at not being in situations they don't want to be in i highly doubt any unifornication could be non-consentual

  • @Brianna-eo8nu

    @Brianna-eo8nu

    8 күн бұрын

    Bronies be like

  • @parkersmith8711

    @parkersmith8711

    8 күн бұрын

    @@Brianna-eo8nu I am and you aren't wrong

  • @parkersmith8711

    @parkersmith8711

    8 күн бұрын

    @@GombySprangster we do, we just enjoy our equines

  • @Mare_Man

    @Mare_Man

    7 күн бұрын

    ​@@GombySprangsterCringe

  • @Shadowrunner123
    @Shadowrunner1237 күн бұрын

    cursed underdark bard who has a violin strung with unicorn hair and a unicorn hair bow, who plays forever because if they stop making music the healing magic undoes itself on their spider-loving posterior and they melt like the ARK openers in Indiana Jones.

  • @rosscalhoun3389
    @rosscalhoun33898 күн бұрын

    In my setting I decided to run completely wild with their mythical connection to virgins, and made them massive cockblockers. They'd become attached to some poor virgin and "protect their chastity" regardless of what that person wanted. Unicorns were considered a huge pest, and nobles would hire adventurers to chase off the annoying horned horse that was keeping their heir from getting married. This also started in 4e where Unicorns were Fey.

  • @iacobuseurus509
    @iacobuseurus5098 күн бұрын

    The bbeg of my current arc is a Unicorn who was sent by celestial to defend Camelot but Camelot was destroyed by a Death Knight and his horn was lost turning him “Evil!!!!” and the ruler of a goblin warclan

  • @readingking1421

    @readingking1421

    8 күн бұрын

    I love this concept

  • @EncontheCrow

    @EncontheCrow

    6 күн бұрын

    Idk why or where I got it from but for some reason I thought that a unicorn that was corrupted somehow or lost their horn turned into a Nightmare.

  • @animeator
    @animeator8 күн бұрын

    Joke's on you, I was gay when I got here!

  • @gogauze

    @gogauze

    8 күн бұрын

    I came here to say the same thing.

  • @ConstantChaos1

    @ConstantChaos1

    7 күн бұрын

    We have become gay², our might grows exponentially lmfao

  • @parkersmith8711
    @parkersmith87118 күн бұрын

    Love the use of MLP FIm in the video and you seem to know of the cast and have some con pics, is there something you're not telling us? I would like to point out MLP FIM did give us the term Alicorns too. 0:57 Also Faust defiantly picked the right hill

  • @skybladebloodheart4247
    @skybladebloodheart42477 күн бұрын

    i would really enjoy telling the party it heals for the max amount with no explenation when the cleric tries to cast healing.

  • @manoro8698
    @manoro86988 күн бұрын

    6:25 nostalgia dagger to the heart with that music

  • @abyalexandria4020

    @abyalexandria4020

    7 күн бұрын

    Glad someone else felt that I cannot for the life of me remember what that wierd CD educational game thing was called tho

  • @alexgarbisch8027
    @alexgarbisch802719 сағат бұрын

    I love the idea of the party randomly being in a unicorn’s forest without knowing it while traveling and then having all these effects take hold and never have them find out why without some serious good rolls or a lot of investigation/research. They can’t start their fire at camp. The rouges curse completely disappears and then comes back the next day as they travel further.

  • @DemonicEngineer
    @DemonicEngineer7 күн бұрын

    I was already wearing a "So damn gay" shirt, but if Logan says I'm gay NOW then I'm not gonna argue with him.

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell55316 күн бұрын

    "Forgotten Realms lore" actually the MM is core D&D lore, which just sometimes happens to overlap.

  • @54032Zepol
    @54032Zepol8 күн бұрын

    I'm not gay however unicorns are kinda badass!

  • @diamondhamster4320

    @diamondhamster4320

    8 күн бұрын

    You are not happy???

  • @yujin_sumeragi

    @yujin_sumeragi

    8 күн бұрын

    I'm pretty sure you are now. Funny haha man said as much at the end of the video.

  • @Hawkens4k

    @Hawkens4k

    8 күн бұрын

    I got bad news for you.... A unicorn gave you a card that says "have a happy day" So he wants you to be gay -(happy)-

  • @thegreatandterrible4508

    @thegreatandterrible4508

    8 күн бұрын

    Unicorns mean something very different to the gays

  • @wickederebus

    @wickederebus

    8 күн бұрын

    ​@thegreatandterrible4508 it also means something very different to Mgtow guys.

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers5596 күн бұрын

    I like the idea of unicorns being wardens against evil, but also mixing it in with them being like a rhino: sweet as a puppy if raised by humans, but outside of that it’s like trying to annoy a bear to wake up, you’re basically risking your life being next to one

  • @mrquackadoodlemoo
    @mrquackadoodlemoo8 күн бұрын

    AAAAAAYYYYY, the Basically series is back!

  • @Technodreamer
    @Technodreamer7 күн бұрын

    The concept of fifty unicorns with a full complement of rangers, druids, and paladins is a TERRIFYING anti-evil force

  • @Xhaso817
    @Xhaso81720 сағат бұрын

    Unicorns looking like horses but not being one and instead a celestiales makes me think of biblically accurate angels and “not deer” combined

  • @kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304
    @kattailsbackwardssoaieg93045 күн бұрын

    Bruh the writing in this is so snippy there’s a joke that took me off guard like every four seconds One of my favorites so far

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord6 күн бұрын

    It's wild that the stock picture you used for uncles is pretty much what my uncle looks like lol

  • @dkfrito
    @dkfrito7 күн бұрын

    My party stumbled upon a balor trying to do doek nefarious stuff near a portal to the feywild, and I have never seen a group happier to ask a unicorn for help

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas70738 күн бұрын

    Joke's on YOU, Logan! You can only make me gayER!!

  • @user-bn6qk6fj3r
    @user-bn6qk6fj3r7 күн бұрын

    "What are you talkin about?" - 2024 Sassituison the sasquatch

  • @DrawCartoons
    @DrawCartoons7 күн бұрын

    Exploring the world of unicorns is magical! From their mystical powers to enchanting adventures, Unicorn Academy captures the imagination and brings these mythical creatures to life in the most incredible ways.

  • @macinnes800ad
    @macinnes800ad11 сағат бұрын

    Damn didn't think we scots would get endorsement by THE Runesmith. Tapadh leat my dude

  • @romanfox2450
    @romanfox24507 күн бұрын

    Holy moly. I’m gay squared now

  • @NamelessFacelessWhoa
    @NamelessFacelessWhoa8 күн бұрын

    Hey, a Runesmith video finally got recommended to me!

  • @megamagicmonkey
    @megamagicmonkey6 күн бұрын

    Well, the gayness only lasts while I'm within 1 mile of the video.

  • @birdbird5337
    @birdbird53378 күн бұрын

    I've got a unicorn in my games that wears a "tiger" fur cloak that gives it immunity to spells of 5th level or lower. Unrelatedly (I swear), did you know rakshasa are vulnerable to piercing damage from good creatures?

  • @Gulpy3
    @Gulpy38 күн бұрын

    If I watch again does it reverse the process? You know... nevermind... imma try life like this for a while.

  • @scoots291
    @scoots2917 күн бұрын

    Still the national animal of scotland😂

  • @baddragon7057
    @baddragon70578 күн бұрын

    Unicorn=Unique+Horn Oooooo so fascinating

  • @baddragon7057

    @baddragon7057

    8 күн бұрын

    I now is Uni = one

  • @omgzpeanutbutter9482
    @omgzpeanutbutter94827 күн бұрын

    I once had a warlock who’s patron was a unicorn! At level 10 it had me eat it’s horn and became a voice in my head!

  • @Asurnasurpal
    @Asurnasurpal7 күн бұрын

    I think you may have confused omnipotence and omniscience! Omniscience is knowing everything, omnipotence is being able to do anything you want.

  • @CrimsinPagan
    @CrimsinPagan8 күн бұрын

    What if we were gay before the end of the video? Are we extra gay? I'm going with super gay. Super gay sounds like I deserve a unicorn.

  • @michaeleldredge4279
    @michaeleldredge42792 күн бұрын

    I am playing a simplified DND game with my wife and kids. My six-year-old daughter insisted on playing as a unicorn. We are using elf wizard stats but her mini is a unicorn.

  • @almasyelesbayev736
    @almasyelesbayev7367 күн бұрын

    Runesmith: Wait, are you guys all gay? Viewer: Always has been! Gay viewers: My gayness have doubled since the last time we met, Runesmith. Runesmith: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

  • @tomjohnson4922
    @tomjohnson49228 күн бұрын

    I need to see if I can figure out how to place a unicorn into my campaign... hmmm. Also, now that you mention it, after watching this video I do feel different.

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard648 күн бұрын

    Just wanted to put my favorite unicorn interaction I read in a story here. In this world there are like three kinds of magic, demonic magic, not relevant to the story, a form of academic magic that basically uses equations and such to make magic do precisely what you want and nothing more or less, and the wild magic which is easier to use, but you dont know how it will carry out your request. Also you will have to agree to pay a specific price for every spell. Could be forgiving an enemy, or rescuing a cat in a tree, or planting some flowers, maybe overthrowing an evil empire, but you have to agree AND perform the payment or else bad things happen. The main character discovers he has the wild magic while living in a mage city that is REALLY against that style so he has to flee for his life. He uses the wild magic to basically ask for help escaping and he gets sent a unicorn that says "I will take you to safety, but there is a price. We are bound together for a year. If you are at any point during said year not chaste and celibate, i will have to kill you." They spend the next few books partnered together as crazy stuff goes down, he meets an entire brotherhood of elven unicorn knights he works with, and he eventually fully serves the year. They stay friends but are no longer partners as his unicorn buddy is well aware he is intending to get involved with someone and not so eager to remain chaste and celibate forever. :p

  • @VensVids
    @VensVids7 күн бұрын

    It's so funny that Wales and Scotland are the only countries in the world who picked a fictional animal as their national animal and they picked dragons and unicorns respectively.

  • @datpolakmike
    @datpolakmike7 күн бұрын

    Me showing up to a gay bar: "SCOTTTLANDDD FOOOREEEVAAAR"

  • @SpliffingBrit
    @SpliffingBrit6 күн бұрын

    Omg a 40k reference?!?! Please please do basically 40k

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH7 күн бұрын

    Bless the RuneSmith

  • @TheSwagMessiah69420
    @TheSwagMessiah694208 күн бұрын

    I know I keep asking but... when is the new Seekers guide book coming out.

  • @napdogs
    @napdogs7 күн бұрын

    I once let a player craft a Harth of Healing bow when he added the hair of a unicorn as his bow string

  • @pugking4518
    @pugking45187 күн бұрын

    In my Kingmaker 2e game I was able to get a unicorn for a player who wanted one as a mount he said he wanted one for some years my PC was building a little forest for Fey and animals called Forever Green so my PC was able to hook the player up with a new mount

  • @Thunderblock7889
    @Thunderblock78896 күн бұрын

    Vaush is gonna love this video

  • @spoonlolol2
    @spoonlolol26 күн бұрын

    Man… now I have want fanart of Kratos riding on twilight into battle

  • @OleanderGardenGhost
    @OleanderGardenGhost8 күн бұрын

    I like the Sea Unicorns of the Arctic Ocean that will literally die due to stress.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho48 күн бұрын

    Unicorns in folklore were kind of badass. You didn't want to fuck with them. The idea of maidens taming them was a subversion of the usual tropes of the time.

  • @WhyYouMadBoi
    @WhyYouMadBoi8 күн бұрын

    Starting to think runesmith might be a brony.

  • @jaycenteno8385
    @jaycenteno83857 күн бұрын

    Damn, that plot twist at the end got me. Guess Im screwed now :/

  • @t4washere384
    @t4washere3848 күн бұрын

    Rhino make the thumbnail a 10/10.

  • @DBArtsCreators
    @DBArtsCreators7 күн бұрын

    I've heard it said that unicorns are actually goats. Cool flip on the idea.

  • @thechazzler8934
    @thechazzler89342 күн бұрын

    Fun fact, the unicorn is actually us, the scottish's national animal, and in ancient text is the supposed predator of the lion Scotland forever, happy pride

  • @ClockFink
    @ClockFink7 күн бұрын

    “Everywhere else, it’s the good and neutral guys in danger.” We really saw this play out in a Kingmaker game I played in. The GM ran the same campaign plan across two groups simultaneously, and was horrified to find out the good party were way more murderous than the party I was in of AnCap dirtbags. The problem it turns out is that good characters feel compelled to beef with evil creatures, whereas characters with no moral compass can parlay with anyone if it profits them. “These violent and stupid ogres are robbing people along this road, you must fight to the death.” “Actually, when their health is low, we offer to spare them and teach them about tollbooths in exchange for a cut.” “This naga is scamming a tribe of kobolds into a murder cult.” “Sounds profitable, can we get her to strike a martial/labor alliance with our city?” “Children in your caravan have gone missing, eaten by a dreadful hag your followers want killed.” “We wish to ask her what quota of children we’d need to look the other way and allow to ‘go missing’ in commission for her services as an alchemical consultant-“ “Oh COME ON” Like in addition to these real examples, we eventually had a Barghaest wearing a Disguise Self hat to masquerade as a dog as one of our advisors, a giant cyclopian Sorceror my character had adopted to exploit as an enforcer, an Aranea he was on the cusp of becoming romantically entangled with out of respect for her mercantile principles, and probably others I’m forgetting. It betrayed us almost immediately and we had to put it down, but we even tried to ally with a redcap. The NPC we got along with the worst was the dryad the module explicitly expected players to ally with because it also instructed that she should start as a combat encounter so she refused to parlay at all at offset and my character never stopped being annoyed she was totally unreasonable till we had her down to half health

  • @stwbmc98
    @stwbmc988 күн бұрын

    I’ve been trying to be gay for so long and nothing worked until I saw this video, thank you so much

  • @dangalfthedruid
    @dangalfthedruid8 күн бұрын

    2:50 Omniscience, rather than Omnipotent. Love the video, as always!

  • @azliaheaven2800
    @azliaheaven28008 күн бұрын

    rarity mentioned! ❤️ 💜💜💜💜

  • @DrPandemonium
    @DrPandemonium7 күн бұрын

    Thanks for making me gay… I knew something was missing (a buff bod, great hair, beautiful smile, ability to cook, fun to be with, many friends, dance like a dream, keeps a perfect house, first with the best new music, exquisite fashion sense etc) but now I have all these things! Your videos really are magical 🥰... happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈.

  • @arm279145
    @arm2791454 күн бұрын

    I think it’s adorable that you think gross freaks and literature is limited to the 1500s. The real timeline is since written word existed to now.

  • @Brainwashed101
    @Brainwashed1017 күн бұрын

    Lae'zel warned me I would become ghaik! Tchk.

  • @DrAmethyst
    @DrAmethyst7 күн бұрын

    0:25 Big Lez Show mentioned, all is good in the world again

  • @alexsduthie23
    @alexsduthie237 күн бұрын

    Unicorns are fantasy Space marines. Got it

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired7 күн бұрын

    03:14 i think that's omniscience? Omniscience is knowing everything, omnipotence is being able to do everything

  • @hbsavage0387
    @hbsavage03877 күн бұрын

    The Big Lez Show is fuckin fantastic

  • @rozu7772
    @rozu77728 күн бұрын

    I've been planning on making a Fey paladin who was killed in the past but revived by a unicorn funnily enough. It granted him it's horn and that's what keeps him alive, and without it he'll die again. The horn is still connected to the unicorn though, so it'll go back to the unicorn if it gets separated from his body. The unicorn suffers no ill effects from this arrangement. All I need is a name for the unicorn.

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos17 күн бұрын

    I stuck around till the gift at the end, I am now gay²

  • @AlmightyDoubleHelix
    @AlmightyDoubleHelix6 күн бұрын

    It's pretty wild to me that a unicorn is a celestial and not a fey

  • @formicus6717
    @formicus67178 күн бұрын

    Cool trick

  • @magiccamel4782
    @magiccamel47827 күн бұрын

    I don't have anything to add, I'm just leaving a comment to help with the algorithm.

  • @brenosobral9500
    @brenosobral95005 күн бұрын

    The "Lion" on the British and scottish cote of arms are actually leopards. Lions look to the sides, leopards look at you

  • @Ladazotz
    @Ladazotz8 күн бұрын

    6:25 WHERE IS THIS FROM. I had the whole series on dvd as a kid and i cant remember what its called to google it. this was my childhood dam it!

  • @kevinhelock

    @kevinhelock

    7 күн бұрын

    Eyewitness

  • @Ladazotz

    @Ladazotz

    7 күн бұрын

    @@kevinhelock THANK YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT

  • @sable2146
    @sable21465 күн бұрын

    also was already QAF. but now even more so. ty

  • @Lovablejames
    @Lovablejames7 күн бұрын

    Unicorns for the god emperor of mankind

  • @eldritchelsbells
    @eldritchelsbells6 күн бұрын

    Jokes on you, Most of us were already gay 🎉

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k8 күн бұрын

    Wonder what happens if you toss a unicorn in the shadowfel lr somewhere evil mostly? Does it get corrupted or does the doom music drop in with a unicorn goin around killing things?

  • @HyperEwok1
    @HyperEwok17 күн бұрын

    based Eyewitness clip

  • @Ohallo-tp2eb
    @Ohallo-tp2eb8 күн бұрын

    Nice

  • @Sarah12471
    @Sarah124717 күн бұрын

    unrelated to the main video but it is possible to filter out results from before a certain date btyping "before:" then putting the date at the end for your purposes Before:2023 should suffice to assure non ai images

  • @Navifaerie64
    @Navifaerie647 күн бұрын

    Don't apologize for making people gay, Runesmith.

  • @CuFhoirthe88
    @CuFhoirthe884 күн бұрын

    The chains on the unicorn in the UK Coat of Arms, those chains were first added by the Scottish version and were a motif of Scottish heraldry centuries before 1603 (When our King James VI becomes King James I of England). Also I disagree that rainbows and equines can't be masculine; the horn is clearly a very phallic motif.

  • @radhrion_1199
    @radhrion_11997 күн бұрын

    Not to be pedantic but omnipotence is all powerful. Omniscience is all knowing

  • @user-td1cw2lq7f
    @user-td1cw2lq7f7 күн бұрын

    I got to admit unicorn are kinda cool .

  • @randomnickify
    @randomnickify8 күн бұрын

    I'm definitely unicorny now 🎉

  • @SergeantSniper
    @SergeantSniper7 күн бұрын

    hell yeah i love ponies

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