Dave trying to escape the music while wearing his pajamas was hilarious!

@thereissomecoolstuff

6 ай бұрын

One of my favorite songs to.

@danielj3010

6 ай бұрын

f* hysterical

@KelleyGreenEcstasy

6 ай бұрын

I'm sure he didn't mean to waddle but it's so funny

@brdfleetwood

6 ай бұрын

He looked like he was dancing.

@smut28

6 ай бұрын

@@KelleyGreenEcstasy I thought I noticed that! Maybe he was squeezing one out

Dave's waddling across the street in a scramble to get away from the music is one of the funniest things he's done. He looked like he was about to panic.

@DOA-321

6 ай бұрын

Waddling! LMAO 😂

@awerawer0708

6 ай бұрын

and the music seemingly getting louder as he walked 😂

@DOA-321

6 ай бұрын

@@awerawer0708 Not as loud as dem sharky duds he was waddling in!😆🦈🍕

@TinMan445

6 ай бұрын

He looked like Biden trying to find the cafeteria😂

@IBuhZerK

6 ай бұрын

especially since you can see the speakers on the building as he's walking across the street lmfao

That music was SO freaking funny. I was rolling.

@netrioter

6 ай бұрын

It was the Talking Heads... 😢😊

@ANPHKI

6 ай бұрын

"That music" One bite, of course a peanut brained stoolie-bro wouldn't recognize literally one of the biggest songs from the Talking Heads, _the_ band to hail out of New York, everybody knows the rules.

@OneCrayGuy89

6 ай бұрын

@@netrioter The song would play at a store I used to work at daily. Took me back.

@LedBeatPink

6 ай бұрын

it's a masterpiece, long live Byrne

@LedBeatPink

6 ай бұрын

you are cringe and have awful music taste aswell lol

No way. The pizza looked doughy and had almost no crunch. Dave likes the guy that tried to make it better and asked him to rescore.

@ninja3687

6 ай бұрын

Doughy pizza is better pizza. Imo. I hate thin crust burnt to a crisp pizza.

@Funexpected

6 ай бұрын

​@@ninja3687Well then, you'd love thick, doughy, sponge Buffalo pizza. It sucks

@festerofest4374

6 ай бұрын

@@Funexpected He can come to New Hampshire too... it's 99% what we got.

@DrVonNostrand

6 ай бұрын

No way Dave was gonna give an honest review after meeting that guy and hearing the spiel

@fuegococoa

6 ай бұрын

@@ninja3687 doesn't matter if you think its better. Its not frank pepe's style of pizza.

"Maybe it was in the box a second too long" - Dave Portnoy after spending 60 seconds walking around with it in the box to find a quiet place to eat it.

@chiefenumclaw7960

6 ай бұрын

He always waits to long to crack the box.... then complains when the steam makes the pie floppy.

@Enclave.

6 ай бұрын

@@chiefenumclaw7960 You can tell that's the case because that second slice he had had some time to air out, got some of its crisp back and didn't flop as much as the first slice.

@bombkita

6 ай бұрын

The pie doesn't become floppy by sitting in the box for a minute bud. It is either floppy or not. This garbo new york style is all about being massive floppy thin pizzas. So I don't know how you complain about flop when that's what all new york pizza is lol. Too big and too thin on the bottom.@@chiefenumclaw7960

@E_Chap

6 ай бұрын

He always does that. 😂 Just open the damn box right away and every score will be .2 higher at least.

Dave you spoke to my father on FaceTime earlier today after Jimmy max review. I was alittle star struck and didn’t say much, but He is retried from the FDNY battling 9/11 related cancer, And you absolutely made his day he has not stopped talking about it, thank you again so much for taking the time to do that. Means more than you know!

@mondoenterprises6710

6 ай бұрын

We all know Dave's a decent guy deep down, but talk about a wicked hammah! Best and Sorry for your Dad! That sucks, man. Good for Dave!

@KJ-nd6jl

6 ай бұрын

As much as people like to bash Dave in these comments , I know from what I’ve seen him do charity wise, that he is a decent man . Your comments tell me I’m right.

@JRDavis-hj4si

6 ай бұрын

Nice act of kindness!!!! Way to go Dave!

@thegoodthebadandtheugly9920

6 ай бұрын

Damn that's awesome. Praying for your Pops to get better. God bless.

@fefetegs8994

6 ай бұрын

❤🙏✨

Dave running from a Talking Heads song is a peak viewing experience. This man always delivers.

@icankillbugs

6 ай бұрын

Can ya blame him? 😅

@ori-yorudan

6 ай бұрын

@@icankillbugs Talking Heads are awesome

@icankillbugs

6 ай бұрын

@@ori-yorudan i guess if you're a 12 year old girl

@ori-yorudan

6 ай бұрын

@@icankillbugs You don't know who the Talking Heads are do you? Why would a 12 year old girl be listening to a rock band from the 70's?

@icankillbugs

6 ай бұрын

@@ori-yorudan How the hell could I "not know" a super popular, large-selling band that people who aren't even into music know? And why would a 12 year old girl be listening to something other than tik tok chipmunk rap? Idk, maybe because she was raised properly? Lol

Dave just wandering around the street to the talking heads in a onesie is perfect😂

@tkx7

6 ай бұрын

I wanted to call him Dave Byrne

0:08 Dave came out of those doors to that music looking like he'd just finished kindergarten for the Summer 😂

@n2cable

6 ай бұрын

looked like he won the halloween cake walk to me

@jdawg9137

6 ай бұрын

Billy Madison 2.

@donchichi8345

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@psulionz87

6 ай бұрын

his knowledge is on par of a kindergarten

Dave running away from Talking Heads is awesome.

I think the fan interactions are the best part. People are nervous and say crazy funny shit

That’s a 7.6 all day …. Dave was being very generous and you can tell he didnt want to break balls a second time … shit was like eating a sponge

"I came all the way from Chicago to get it here." "Makes no sense."

@Toomsie

6 ай бұрын

"......... What?"

@Madero775

6 ай бұрын

Loved this.

Dave is openly admitting that a 7.2 is “terrible.”

@911WASanINSIDEjob420

6 ай бұрын

for new haven. it is

@Ultimatebubs

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, a "7.2" on the Portnoy scale is a "6.8, but I need to be more polite than that" on anyone else's pizza review scale.

@michaelstephens9852

6 ай бұрын

Just because of the disappointment of the brand.

@The1Mustache3

6 ай бұрын

To be called Pepe's ya ..it is

@TinMan445

6 ай бұрын

7.3 and under is the new 5.0, everyone knows the rules

I’m a minute in and honestly if he just kept walking away for the entire 5 minutes it would be the most hilarious video ever.

@PiglipsMaximus

6 ай бұрын

Music getting louder and softer at times haha

Dave, look'n like he was on a side quest... "Find A Quiet Place To Review The Pizza" 😂🤣😂

Anyone but Prez would just be a crazy man running down the street with a pizza

@ScottDCS

6 ай бұрын

In baby shark pajamas.

Dave hiding the flop by quickly taking bites...we saw that Dave.

@bmoney7764

6 ай бұрын

🤫🤫🤫

@karl7487

6 ай бұрын

Yeah these vids are definitely more for entertainment than actual recommendations

@amyjesko9434

6 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing! The pizza didn’t look or sound like anywhere in the 8’s

Dave trying to get away as the music gets louder 😂

Lmfao it got louder when he walked to otherside i swear i heard cam man laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

These reviews become more and more like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode by the week. So much to unpack in 4'50. Dave's scale of a 1000% improvement equating to just one full point is peak Portnoy. Everyone knows the rules.

@ktpinnacle

6 ай бұрын

Advanced math at work here.

@jrd5403

6 ай бұрын

Spot on 😂

@prospersikhwari5289

6 ай бұрын

It’s a thousand times the way he also takes one bite of the pizza

@wilfordbrimleypranks

Ай бұрын

I've always said some of his interactions seem like curb episodes

@devo196047

Ай бұрын

It wasn't a thousand percent it was a thousand times which is 100,000%. Whether it's a thousand percent or a hundred thousand percent, that times terrible doesn't equal good!😂

That's a 7,7 pizza at best, everybody knows the rules.

@jonmurphy4889

6 ай бұрын

1000%😂

@JohnnieV

6 ай бұрын

Yup. 7.5. Nothing worth traveling for. I went to this location a few weeks ago. No reason to return. It’ll be shut down by April.

@subtleinfluence9478

6 ай бұрын

He was trying his best to hide the flop

@brettanomyces7077

6 ай бұрын

Ya he gassed up that score. There was no crisp to be found.

@Ultimatebubs

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, that pizza has too much flop to meet Pepe's standards. 7.8 score, TOPS.

The guy at the very end 😂😂 Fully star struck 😂

I love how a thousand times better raises it by one point

Dave walks out, hears the music, and thinks “ this must not be the place”

@xHOTDAMNxHBx

6 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@BigTron2020

6 ай бұрын

Nailed it

That outfit is illegal in 49 other states except maybe Hawaii

“El presidente” 😂😂 gotta love all the fan interactions. Dave is a cool dude for sure. 🤙🏻

Love you Dave. Couldn't go a day without your soulful reviews.

“I can live With” is now an 8.1. Come on Dave!

@DOA-321

6 ай бұрын

C'mon Dave I've seen fish in my boat flop less than that pizza...Dave is getting soft in his old age😊

@jameslynch4042

6 ай бұрын

Good looking pizza but it was a 7.9 tops.

@DOA-321

6 ай бұрын

@@jameslynch4042 No dude I think his Hawaiian like shark outfit was a 7.1 tops not the pizza😃🦈🍕

@stoneone1479

6 ай бұрын

Pizza was a little floppy but you can't say it didn't look good. Also it's Dave's fault for leaving the lid on too long

@thegoodthebadandtheugly9920

6 ай бұрын

Tops, it was a 7.6, and he knows it, and that's being super fair. I bet Dave is in love with someone. It's got his point system all jacked up.

Dave can't escape the music. Everyone knows the rules

@jdawg9137

6 ай бұрын

Everybody

Dave just never stops being generous with his time and never tells a fan no. Stops for every selfie! If you are a celebrity, TAKE SOME F'n NOTES!

The beginning lmao 😅loud music coming from somewhere then random guy out of nowhere "hey hey big fan" *shakes hand* Dave-Hey lets go over here! Haha

“Nice to meet you Dave! “Thank you!” Walks off… everyone knows the rules…

Dave unknowingly walking into a new set of speakers while crossing the street to escape the music was like a comedy sketch.

I have been trying to figure out for years why Florida pizza is impossibly bad. After trying Abeetz (8.2 from D.P.) in Delray with mixed results, I have it nailed down: The humidity is so overwhelming in South Florida (85%+ on most days) that as soon as that pizza comes out of the oven, you have about 5 minutes, TOPS, to get that beautiful hot mozzarella magma down your gullet. Every moment that fresh pie is exposed to that type of moisture in the air (whether in the box, or on a tray), the crisp vanishes and the quality starts to plummet. Great redemption here, and can't wait to give the Frank Pepe's in Delray Beach a try soon!

@paulsetti9484

6 ай бұрын

I didn't think of the humidity, that makes sense. I still think that oven there isn't hot enough though - it gets humid up here too in the summer and pizza gets a better crisp than this had.

@flochfitness

6 ай бұрын

@@paulsetti9484could be they may not be hot enough, but abeetz has a coal fire oven that’s blistering hot. It’s crisp for about 2minutes then starts to soften quickly. Happy eating!!!!

Keep walking Dave, I can still hear the music 😂

He didn't have the heart to say 7.8, everybody knows the rules. I love ya Davey!

@e36er4life

6 ай бұрын

Definitely a 7.8. Not as crunch as he likes. Kinda floppy

@michaelgutman4910

6 ай бұрын

Yeah He couldn't give it 2 bad reviews

@FatGuyTries

6 ай бұрын

@@e36er4life I love Dave but I have noticed a change. Bless his heart really trying to be a good Joe and all, man of the people. But he didn't make eye contact with us on that 8.1.

@FatGuyTries

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelgutman4910 I know right!? The owner was a really cool guy too at Pizza fest. The pizza look decent definitely a step up from the last one.....but not 8.1.....bahhahaha

@jakep1979

6 ай бұрын

Honestly nobody is that of a snob to tell the difference. Usually a 7 can be an 8 for someone else and an 8 can also be a 7. At the end of the day you just want a good pizza pie that will wreck your gut for the evening.

“We came all the way from Chicago to get here.” “What?!” “We came all the way from Chicago to get Frank Pepe’s.” “That makes no sense, you came all the way from Chicago-“ “I mean, we live here now but we’re from Chicago-“ “Got it, I thought you were saying you came all the way from Chicago to get Frank Pepe’s” “No, no, no…” “Got it. Nice meeting you.” 🏃🏻‍♂️

@brutaldomcom

6 ай бұрын

Lol yeah that guy had low-key narcissist/pathological liar vibes, like he couldn’t just say “nice to meet you” and move on, he needed more attention but he didn’t have anything interesting to say so he deliberately twisted his words around to seem more interesting but had nothing to follow it up with. Soon as Dave caught onto his vibe he got outta there real quick 😂

Feeling like I have watched so many of these at this point I can call out every score he gives by his intial reactions and yet I keep watching. 😂

One redemption bite, one Florida soundtrack, Dave rocking his shark PJs... Everybody knows the rules!

Dave in his Florida gear. Matching shirt and shorts. Cracks me up every time I see it. The only straight man that could pull it off.

@n2cable

6 ай бұрын

but does he really pull it off? Im not so sure

Dave running from the music had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

How does Dave make the clearance rack look so good?

Special guest appearance by Big Cat’s brother at the end, everybody knows the rules!

In the box "a second too long" as he walks a mile with it in the box, lol. Then it's a thousand times better with 8% score increase, got to love Dave!

@derekstadler9037

6 ай бұрын

Waiting for a 7.3

@AnotherYTcreator

6 ай бұрын

Learn percentages

@pempem8527

6 ай бұрын

​@AnotherYTcreator 8.1 out of 10 = 81%, 7.3 out of 10 = 73%, difference of 8%.

@kieranwilson4769

6 ай бұрын

@@pempem8527 11%

oh man this is great content. Do a series on review redemption man!

A redemption series would be dope. Dave has been doing this long enough that he can revisit spots. It’s been years and years for some of them.

Classic Dave! Grabbing a quick slice during nap time. 🤣

Talking Heads rock...

Love how he interacts so well with others!

The way dave was trying to escape the music at the start was like something out of a nightmare 😂😂😂 felt like something from final destination 😂😂 impending doom

@icankillbugs

6 ай бұрын

This is me when anyone under 30 or 35 tries picking a tune on the jukebox they think I'll like. I suddenly have to run out for a smoke even though I just had one cause it will give me less of a headache than the tik tok crap on the PA at this canoe-ass bar 😅

1000% equals 1 point difference. Hahaha. Love these reviews.

Dave scrambling to escape the music 😂

1000 times better? 7200 is a monster score Dave holy shit.

Classic stuff ! "Naive" Dave searching for a place to give his review as "This Must Be the Place" plays in the background. Love it.

Talking Heads are the greatest. Everyone knows the rules

@blackoutcherryzz5644

6 ай бұрын

True

@TacosCanned

6 ай бұрын

Eh I wouldn’t say they’re THE GREATEST. They’re a decent band with decent albums.

🎶🎵"The music is in your head Dave!!..."😂🍕

@mierezsaturday5855

6 ай бұрын

Brilliant.

I had a similar matching shorts and shirt getup that I wore at my 12th birthday party in 1990. Good stuff!

Jumping from 7.2 to 8.1 for a redemption score is crazy. Almost feels like Dave got hate for scoring that low and had to bounce back after calling it “disappointing” everyone knows the Rules 🍕

@JohnnieV

6 ай бұрын

It is a 7.5 at best. Been to this location. It isn’t New Haven. It’ll be shut down by April.

@D.H.1987

6 ай бұрын

Everybody

@alpham777

6 ай бұрын

7.2 to 8.1 is a crap jump no redemption at all. New haven scores 9's or it does not even count. Homeboy needs to spend another couple years down there and actually get it into shape.

@D.H.1987

6 ай бұрын

@@alpham777 be nice

Dave walks like Rainman

Dave walking around aimlessly like he lost his mommy...too funny.

I like how Dave stares and intently admires the pizza 😂 Dave trying to get away from the music that was coming from everywhere 😂😂😂

@0:31Dave looking like my kid in the mirror maze - trying to escape the speakers 😂😂

Running away from the music was killin me

I can tell from the looks of it, Fairfield is even better. They seemed to nail the consistency in that location. That doesn't even look like their pie.

“I came from Chicago to come to Frank Pepe’s” Dave: “you what?!” Everybody knows the rules

Nothing like Dave scampering trying to escape the music by heading towards all the speakers producing the music LMAO

@alo4912

6 ай бұрын

"Wheres that coming from?" Speakers everywhere lol

At least it’s the best talking heads song, everybody knows it rules.

Lol! Perfect song for pizza 🍕 abd that silly 🦈 shirt, and it seems to follow you all over 😂

Always have the up most respect for daves fan interactions 10/10!

Love how the last guy took a moment to appreciate the majestic view of Dave Portnoy before asking for a selfie

@gnr331

6 ай бұрын

😂

Guy at the end giving off major dragon pizza guy energy lmao

One bite, everyone knows Dave is on the heel of a new workout routine.

Lmao Talking Heads- This Must Be The Place, was haunting Dave at every corner.

😂 Dave runnin like he’s on a dine and dash review….

Dave being nice here lol

the music’s following him.

"Shoutout that guy" lol

The theme song from Wall Street as Dave walks out in that shirt will be iconic

that is not an 8.1 pizza but the owner is cool everyone knows the rules

@dougnashz

6 ай бұрын

ditto

Copyrighted, everyone knows the rules

yay more redemption reviews please!

You can't hide from the music Davey!!!😂

Dave and I have very different taste in pizza. Frank Pepe's is a 7 at best and for me that's average. And I also just had a Joanie's and hour ago and it to is a 7, nothing special. Waited a month to try Joanies and it wasn't worth the wait, but the two females up front were friendly.

@festerofest4374

6 ай бұрын

I still have to try it, for "research purposes." I live 1 hour away and next time going by it's on my list. Did you try Jack's Coal Fired in Burlington? I did and it was a 7.1 for me. No crisp, really, and I ordered it well done.

@dongleason9878

6 ай бұрын

@@festerofest4374 Haven't been to Jacks yet. Just a heads up, I had to order from Joanies by phone, on-line not working, and I ordered at 4:00 for a 5:30 pick up.

@Masi-One

6 ай бұрын

Heey, it's amazing that you just found at that people have different taste buds and opinions. Kudos to you.. 😂😂

I know what they call it when you wear it like that....GAY!

Ha ha outdoor mall speakers had him running

the end after running from the music LOL

I love that “This Must be the Place” is playing while Dave frantically searches for a place to do the review

How is 7.2 horrible.... Looked like a 5.0. I've heard Dave call a 7.2 a "good pizza". Think there might be some inconsistencies in Daves scoring system.

@bigjizz9203

2 ай бұрын

he’s comparing it against their general reputation…i think the connecticut location was over a 9 if i remember right

is it always just a cheese pizza?

@jbkibs

6 ай бұрын

i too had a similar question!

@davidmckesey7119

6 ай бұрын

Yall don't know the rules

@jbkibs

6 ай бұрын

@@davidmckesey7119 ;p

Dave trying to get away from Talking Heads and it just keeps following him 😂

First minute is golden 😂

The music following him was epic lol

damn dave you high balled that score.

This is so funny .... trying to escape the music.... 😂😂😅

Love the Talking Heads Music & Dave running around like a headless chicken 🐔!😅

Honestly, Dave is a genius. He's basically made himself a household name from these reviews. Had he never done these videos, nobody would know who he was. This actually helps his Barstool brand and a huge scale, for free, while he presumably actually makes money off KZread. Genius

lol the fan meeting him with the music... lol

"What do you call it, when you wear it like this?" Ensemble, Dave. 🤣

@icankillbugs

6 ай бұрын

I thought he was trying to think of the word for "baby shark"

That’s the song playing in Wall Street when Bud Fox is having his apartment decorated.