If an old Italian man in downtown Brooklyn had been cooking that pizza since 1932 the score would be 9.2 everybody knows the rules.

@ronyeahright9536

Жыл бұрын

exactly right......dave's gotta cut down on the drugs just a wee bit

@NOT-FINANCIAL-ADVICE.

Жыл бұрын

😂

@marksommers4179

Жыл бұрын

1932 is a stretch. That would be so impressive it'd deserve a 10. But yea I get what you're saying

@bsame

Жыл бұрын

easily

@jbgin5990

Жыл бұрын

Dave just doesn’t understand how some restaurants operate with a corporate chef and an executive chef and “pizza chefs” someone needs to explain to him about the dynamics of some restaurant operations.

Dave has a whole restaurant crew more nervous than a health inspector showing up

@smsmoof8128

Жыл бұрын

LOL, true ...

@aznnp77

Жыл бұрын

A group of businessmen that killed a 70 year old Italian man, stole his pizza, and started selling it under a new identity.

@jessegarcia6329

Жыл бұрын

😂

@motorcycleboy9000

Жыл бұрын

If ya nervous when the fawkin health inspector shows up, ya should be nervous when people eat ya fawkin food, ya fawk

@Woozlewuzzleable

Жыл бұрын

@@aznnp77 R.I.P. Luigi.

the shot of dave over the car roof with the zero flop pizza is hilarious

@csss142

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@myb7922

6 ай бұрын

He's so confused lol

@AC-wl7ve

3 ай бұрын

even after its just been sitting in the box for like 25 minutes, still zero flop lol

@ohhreally92

Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at that hahaha

@nickhorn8296

Ай бұрын

@@AC-wl7ve to think we've been getting cheated by Taco Bell's "Mexican Pizza" for years

The fact that he can cook that good of pizza and Mexican cuisine in the same kitchen should be an automatic point boost, not a deduction

@galanvoorhis3

7 ай бұрын

its not his pizza, he is just following directions of a chef. and giving those orders to people under him, like a kitchen manager. people use the term chef too lightly. he kept the score cus u cant rescore everyone knows the rules

@TheJDoyle42

5 ай бұрын

I wonder how the mex food is??

@FatherofMan25

2 ай бұрын

Judging by the pizza, I’d bet it’s fkn great.

@ocfrankj

2 ай бұрын

Absolutley agree 100%

@rogertoaster9385

2 ай бұрын

@@galanvoorhis3 I can tell you've never cooked anything besides a Hot Pocket in your life or else you'd understand that making something good in the kitchen, especially something as easy to screw up as pizza, is dependent on the skills of the person making it regardless of how good the recipe is.

This place deserves a re-review. Everyone knows the rules.

@jbball10112

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. This is an 8+

@xxjongjongxx

Жыл бұрын

@@jbball10112 his scores are all over the place since the pandemic

@LiL0SnipeZ

Жыл бұрын

Hes is so embarrassed, its obvious.

@ronmorris5987

Жыл бұрын

It makes no sense

@namhuy1216

Жыл бұрын

@@xxjongjongxx his scoring system is small shop, with a sad story gets extra 1 point. Big corporations get minus 1 point.

Dave literally had a EXISTENTIAL CRISIS with this pizza 😂

@GiraffeFeatures

Жыл бұрын

He’s probably still thinking about it despite filming this a week ago

@Shroomunati

Жыл бұрын

Bro 7.8 what is wrong with him…

@aarongrattafiori617

Жыл бұрын

It honestly was such a cluster fuck of a situation... Nobody knows what's going on. One bite everybody knows the rules.

@gocean4402

Жыл бұрын

@@Shroomunati he said or 8.1 also but deep down I think he wants to rate it at nine something lol

@jefflee355

Жыл бұрын

Your talking shit before this even starts. Common Dave…. Why even do the review?

The crunch at the end with Dave stuffing his face in the car has me rolling. He just can't stop eating that pizza

@f0t0b0y

Ай бұрын

Same! 🤣🤣🤣

I travel to Burlington for work all the time, I went there last night, almost ate the whole pie myself! His score was shockingly low, easily high 8’s if not low 9’s. Truly some of the best pizza I’ve had

@whdbnrm3023

6 ай бұрын

In all fairness he should do some research about the place and go back. I'm tempted to ride up there from Virginia to taste the pizza .

@ncgisaiah1965

5 ай бұрын

the pizza is good so you wouldnt be dissapointed. Just make sure you buy enough pies for the road trip back😂 @@whdbnrm3023

@HFHoss75

5 ай бұрын

That's around the corner from my office..... Low 8s maybe.... Definitely not a 9

@abepafford1615

Ай бұрын

@@whdbnrm3023 Me too. Road trip!

Dave deducting points based on the amount of guido in the cook is the most Dave way of rating pizza

@samashby8203

Жыл бұрын

Haha, perfect explanation

@riptwan

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahaha! thanks

Dave is about to be a Jack's Coal Fired Pizza investor everyone knows the rules.

@rg20322

Жыл бұрын

Yup and a smart move and make a slight adjustment

@luish777

Жыл бұрын

Yep that's what I waS thinking ,its like in a movie., "no no no HOW MUCH!"

@oneball1926

Жыл бұрын

It's burned to shit!

@gattamom

Жыл бұрын

@@oneball1926 That’s exactly how Dave likes them! Everybody knows the rules.

@Cali_Bucs

Жыл бұрын

Man, he shouldn’t have underscored them.

The totally and utter confusion is amazing. I was waiting for Dave to start looking in the cabinets for the hidden old Italian man in the kitchen.

The fact that dave takes this as the most serious thing he could be doing is amazing

@johnnyxmusic

4 ай бұрын

This is a little fun thing he does on the side… Yes, it’s a passion project… But it’s like Gary Vee going to a garage sale. There’s a compulsion there. But this is not how he’s making his money.

@AC-gw4qu

2 ай бұрын

I understand it: he would love to find that single-shingle, mom-and-pop shop that he can invest in and turn into a national chain. This is potentially that. He's not so much confused as he's thinking about how this could scale. I worked with a global chain that wanted to do the same thing. The problem is that people love local pizza and traditions. Pizza doesn't scale like burgers or burritos. The reason we have Chicago, Detroit, New Haven and New York pizzas isn't because everyone likes the same thing, it's because we all grow up with our traditions.

@ek9589

Ай бұрын

@@AC-gw4quto an extent yes, but his main goal with these reviews especially after Covid is help good small business pizza places blow up l

His reactions said everything we needed to hear. The pizza was definitely a 8.6+

@jonant8317

Жыл бұрын

if Mario is the head chef and not Pedro Dave scores this 8.4

@lovesgibson

Жыл бұрын

@@jonant8317lmaooooo

@thomasjackson4465

11 ай бұрын

That’s what I was thinking. At least an 8.6-8.8

@marvincotton1919

10 ай бұрын

Facts. Real Ones know it was an 8.5-8.6. Crisp, and the reaction from Prez 💯

@DanielS-zq2rr

10 ай бұрын

yeah fr i guessed 8.7 he only gave it a low score because he thought it's a chain pizza. fking amateur

This is one for the history books. I’ve never wanted a second review on a pizza Dave’s done so bad.

@actuallynotsteve

Жыл бұрын

Same, he needs to do it without the context of the chain and thinking it's weird that it's not some master chef old man with 50 years in the pizza game. Just review the actual pizza.

@blainiack11

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@Coolgamer54321

Жыл бұрын

@@actuallynotsteve Biases will never disappear, people will hold a Terentino movie to the highest regard because of the legacy and history as opposed to like a new unknown director idk if thats even the right analogy but yeah

@actuallynotsteve

Жыл бұрын

@@Coolgamer54321 Yeah I agree, and I get what you're saying. And yeah, I mean the saying "context is king" exists for a reason. The trick is figuring out what context influences certain things and trying to remove the biases you can spot to the best of your ability. You could see that Dave wanted to go ham on this pizza's score, but felt obligated to keep it modest because he believed it to be a chain. It had every trait he likes and was cooked to perfection, and he did a lot of the faces he does in high 8/low 9 reviews. After he said 7.8 and talked about it being "best chain pizza ever" 1000 times, he probably felt like he COULDN'T walk the score back to what it should have been without looking like a hypocrite, but that's kind of ironic. This is the review where we finally see the degree of Dave's score skewing based on rep, location, and owner back story. He talks all the time about how the pizza should speak for itself, but completely loses his mind when he finds a literal world-class pie at a place that isn't really too interested in pizza, and that doesn't have some long-time artisan maker.

@mco3884

Жыл бұрын

4 rreal, usually Dave is way too generous to the pies that he reviews, this is very much the opposite. That pizza looked awesome and he fucked them over.

I'm dying, I love the fact that Dave is just absolutely perplexed by it not being a chain 😂 Everyone knows the rules

LMFAO when he walks back in and walks out more confused 😂

Dave walks in confused...and proceeds to confuse the crap out of every single person in the store.

@larrybstreetfish5852

Жыл бұрын

True statement🤣

@drudru3149

Жыл бұрын

Dave straight low balled them😂

@thefumexxl

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I have no idea what he's so confused about. Restaurant groups are a big thing in the industry right now, and they usually have menus developed by people who may or may not work in the place executing it. It changes absolutely nothing about the quality of the culinary achievement the story is just less interesting.

@pg_jem

Жыл бұрын

He thinks in order to make good pizza you need to dedicate your life to it. Making the best recipe possible, not just some good chief who got a good recipe from his employer.

@mikesweet5848

Жыл бұрын

@@thefumexxl Couldn't have said it better myself. Restaurant groups are a big phenomenon right now and generally deliver a far above average product, and generally the presentation and professionalism of the operation is excellent as well.

Dave made everyone in that restaurant feel like they were doing something wrong lmao

@bdbdkdfotbrveiw

9 ай бұрын

It’s a pizza shop that does burritos too, it kind of is wrong lol

@dani-bossi9345

9 ай бұрын

@@bdbdkdfotbrveiwrules are meant to be broken 😂

@carverac

9 ай бұрын

You know the rules

@hippydippy

9 ай бұрын

"Cringe Worthy" review honestly. That almost stemmed on racist remarks, as if a Mexican chef could never make a great pizza as well as great Mexican food at the same time, but leave it to Dave to be an idiot & try & make the guy look bad for a pizza he loved. He can be such a dick!

@bdbdkdfotbrveiw

9 ай бұрын

@@dani-bossi9345 innovation has no bounds

The best part of this video is that Dave was so angry how good the pizza was, from a restaurant that serves something else besides pizza.

I love how he always says “one bite, everyone knows the rules” and then proceeds to eat most of the slice before scoring the pizza lol

@aaronduncan7708

9 ай бұрын

It means one bite it’s trash

@JoeMicc1973

6 ай бұрын

LMAO!! Right!?!?!? I always wonder about that too!

@MooseN7

4 ай бұрын

That's how it is, everyone knows the rules.

@deanalbertson7203

2 ай бұрын

One Bite is the name of his You Tube Channel. So, it could just be a branding thing.

@normanwyatt8761

Ай бұрын

One bite for everyone scoring the pizza....Dave can take as many bites as he wants......

From the reaction, the talk, the pizza itself. 8.8 was the real score everyone knows.

@scorptarget

Жыл бұрын

💯😂🍕

@Nightowl333

Жыл бұрын

Yes! As soon as I saw the pizza and saw his initial reaction I yelled 8.8

@nmespooks2241

Жыл бұрын

8.7 take it or leave it

@donbast4rdo457

Жыл бұрын

@@nmespooks2241 not for you and either for me, 8,75

@Ps4gaming9213

Жыл бұрын

It’s gotta be the best chain pizza Dave has ever had.

I can't be certain, but it seems like this might be the best chain pizza he's ever had.

@myb7922

6 ай бұрын

But it's not a chain or is it 🤔 lol

Dave cant believe someone can do more than 1 thing. "You cook pizza AND Mexican food?" 🤯

@jimbrown341

6 ай бұрын

It was obvious that this chef didn't create the recipe. You don't just fall into a high level Italian pizza by accident. That's what is so confusing. There are pizza places where people make pizza every day for the past 15+ years and can't make a pie that thin, crusty, etc with consistency. It was the equivalency of walking into a country diner and tasting top level Sushi. It just doesn't make sense. But Dave got the answer he was looking for. The owner of the place stole the recipe from an Italian Pizzaria. There's just no other way around it. Pizza making is a secret society art. The Mexican chef is simply following the recipe that was stolen by the owner of the joint. That's why Dave asked: "Do you have any other locations?". In other words: "Where did you get this recipe from, there's no way you guys just accidently created this?". Dave was contemplating if this could easily be reproduced at a chain level. In other words: "If they figured out how to mass produce a pizza this good, I'm buying this pizza chain tomorrow".

Dave has never messed up a score more than this one. Chain or not, a score is a score...

@Gideon920

Жыл бұрын

💯

@yousufownzu6902

Жыл бұрын

I closed the video after hearing the score It was deffo a 8.6+

@SwanseaTitanFan

Жыл бұрын

8+ all day long.

@galaxyii

Жыл бұрын

I agree that Dave messed this score up. I seriously feel that he needs to do blind taste tests. Have him get driven around in an RV with the blinds closed so he doesn't know where he is. Then have his assistant go in and pick up the pizza, and have them transfer it into a plain brown pizza box so Dave doesn't know the name of the place. Then bring it into the RV so Dave can taste it and rate it. You screwed this one up Dave. I can't take your scores seriously anymore.

@Gooner253

Жыл бұрын

Also have a mini fan so he can’t tell the smell of the pizza since he has gone to so many pizza places he can pick up the smell of certain types of pizza

One 9 minute review and Dave leaves with more questions than answers. Instant classic!

@Woozlewuzzleable

Жыл бұрын

Even though the pizza got a great score, it was one of the most awkward reviews.

@garycastronova7939

Жыл бұрын

No he said he was leaving with more answers than questions..

@garycastronova7939

Жыл бұрын

@@Woozlewuzzleable he should just give a damn score on how good it is, regardless if it's a chain. He has given pizzas higher scores just because of some family history stuff, which most customers don't care about. Let the damn pizza speak for itself.

@swilliam81

Жыл бұрын

Took the words out of my mouth. Instant classic for sure.

@apparaoapparao

Жыл бұрын

A true anomaly that deviates from decades of thorough pizza scientific method study and analysis. The fact that this is possible and truly exists may drive Dave into insanity.

Ive watched all your stuff, this is the best so far, loved it

Reminds me of a Indian restaurant I would go to in Doha, Qatar. I lived and worked all over India for two years and had a lot of great Indian food. This place in Qatar was probably one of the best Indian food restaurants I have been too. Everything was excellent. Brought my girlfriend who did not hate Indian food, was not a big fan. This restaurant changed her view of Indian food. She absolutely loved this place. I went in the kitchen, expecting a indian chef to compliment him. It was a Filipino chef. Can relate with Dave’s bewilderment, every door he opens leads to more confusion. It does not make sense.

@sdawg7878

Ай бұрын

whats the restaurant?

The shot of pres displaying the no-flop over the car is the funniest thing ever

@MACnCHEESE110

Жыл бұрын

That made me laugh, something out of a comedy TV show

@craigmocello8552

Жыл бұрын

Can't stop laughing

@InfiniteCraftFilms

Жыл бұрын

This really was fucking perfect. Made me actually burst out laughing, which unfortunately rarely happens lol

@austin2147

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@shaunrigby1

Жыл бұрын

yeah, that part tickled me too

Dave 1000% lowballed this score. This deserves a high 8

@352hartmn

9 ай бұрын

He gave them the best review they could ever have dreamed for.

@TheAngryAustrian

9 ай бұрын

The problem with corporate spots like this is that you can't guarantee that the quality stays the same vs. a family owned place with the same pizza cooks. So if dave gives them an 8.5 and a month later the chef leaves and the next one cooks trash pizza, people will go there thinking its still an 8.5

@Efilnikufesin76

9 ай бұрын

@@TheAngryAustrian You also can't guarantee the quality in a family owned small business either. Especially a successful one. Very often the kid who takes over has been so spoiled rotten by his predecessors success that they don't understand what made them successful. I worked for small business, I've worked for corporates. I stay union now, there is a reason I do. I copied this from my previous statement. Family owned business suffer the same problems corporations do. Hand the reigns to a shitty businessman, whether family or not makes success less likely to happen.

@commentator2.0

8 ай бұрын

Everyone knows the rules

@AudibleVisibIe

8 ай бұрын

Mid 8 max get real

“One bite” hahahahaha!!! I love your flashback to quarantine and all your caged up rage 🤣😂. Also, it’s so interesting to me where in the box that you grab your first slice from.

Thank you for including all the content you did so we understand the full experience. I’m going to run with 8.1 for this one which he mentioned afterwards.

I love when he’s walking away and turns and looks back at the building like it’s a u.f.o hovering in the parking lot 😂😂😂

@joeldukes303

Жыл бұрын

Damn right. 8:05-8:10 is prrrrriceless

@joefigueroa8809

Жыл бұрын

It was a balloon hovering lol

@kwest1realbadman967

Жыл бұрын

hahaaha 💀

@ocaptainmycaptain6079

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sheriffrust

Жыл бұрын

“I don’t trust this”

That shot of him on the other side of the car holding up a pizza slice and saying "LOOK AT THIS" had me dying 😂

@droctagon529

Жыл бұрын

It's like the first time he saw the Chicago office all over again!

@EMoney-vl9hi

Жыл бұрын

But he wants to put it at 7.8 lol

@shawnkunkel3572

Жыл бұрын

only being able to see his head and the slice. lol

@lampei

Жыл бұрын

yes he can't let it go hahaaaah

@KyleHurd

Жыл бұрын

And then all of a sudden you’re in the car and you hear a Big Crunch 😂

He hasn't said this is great pizza that many times on camera ever. That's better than giving the score. He even kept eating after he said he had already eaten 10 pizzas and if I remember correctly he once said, "If it's bad, maybe a slice, if it's really good, I can house it." He was definitely housing that pie.

“I’m leaving with more answers than I came in with questions 🤣 🤣 🤣

Got to admire how seriously he takes this. Wandering around a parking lot, not able to let it lie.

@noahparsons7420

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing at how serious he was getting too. Going back inside and having a meeting with the head chef. Guys probably like all I did was make a pie

@jonant8317

Жыл бұрын

If he was serious he wouldn't let chain or not effect the score.... he would be objective and not screw those guys

The candid of Dave eating another slice in the car made me laugh out loud

@stant7122

Жыл бұрын

probably has msg as a hidden ingredient.

@AlwaysIllBlood

Жыл бұрын

@@stant7122 no way bro...next you're gonna tell me it has salt as a hidden ingredient.

@Retcon__

Жыл бұрын

When he pulls up the pizza above the car. Look at this!!!!! 😂

I've never seen Dave so mesmerized by a pizza.

8.7, Dave did them dirty. Edit: Mexican made pizza is literally the best Ive ever had You need to return, and rate it again, and not let your ego get in the way

I'm genuinely convinced this could be the best pizza he's ever had and he doesnt know how to accept it. The dude isnt a Mexican chef who cooks pizza. He's a Master Chef who can cook anything.

@fredxu99

9 ай бұрын

I kinda get where he's coming from though. If it's not the chef's recipe, and you can get it at other restaurants in the chain, then it's a replicable thing that has a dot-for-dot ingredient list out there, and it kind of devalues it a little. Why come to this location specifically then? Will it be the same if you went to a different location? But it's not a chain so he's just confused lol.

@randylahey8207

9 ай бұрын

A great chef can pretty much cook anything. Mexican is not that hard to cook at all, it's more prep early day and then put together and serve in many cases. And who cares anyway? Quality is quality, no matter who makes it. Prez messed this up bad..

@gibbleway

9 ай бұрын

that pizza looks like poolhall pizza overcooked and left on the floor for 5 hours. people are out of it.

@randylahey8207

9 ай бұрын

@@gibbleway no, you obviously like different pizza. Which is fine, but the consensus on here is that he WAY underrated it.

@billyyager

9 ай бұрын

​@@gibblewayGo order your pizza from a chain like pizza hut kid. You obviously don't know good pizza lol

I love when Dave goes back into Jacks how no one -- not even Dave -- can figure out if Dave is happy with the pizza or upset. The whole interaction is hilarious.

@jessicaamber2364

Жыл бұрын

My brain is all over the place watching this lmaooo

@Gogettor

Жыл бұрын

Coked up

@RDRK82

Жыл бұрын

‘I’m leaving with more questions than answers’ -Dave (with all the answers to all the questions)

@SwimDeeep

Жыл бұрын

Yea! I bet they were stressed until they saw the video

@lextmb87

Жыл бұрын

@@RDRK82 haha so true. there is absolute no mystery, except the restaurant has a great system for making food without relying on the head chef.

I’ve eaten at a hundred pizza joints and I had the same reaction eating at Anthony’s Coal fired. I came to the conclusion that it’s the oven. The oven does the heavy lifting as long as they don’t screw up anything else the Oven brings it home. I drive by a half dozen mom and pops places to get Anthony’s Coal Fired and I’m unapologetic and I’m an old Italian guy.

@AsAugustSleeps

9 ай бұрын

You can tell by looking at the pizza that the oven gets to surface of the sun levels of heat. They probably only have to cook the pizza for a couple minutes.

@Lunarcheese72

7 ай бұрын

Well seeing as this is Jack's, I can safely say you are incorrect.

@mik3ymomo

7 ай бұрын

@@Lunarcheese72 its the oven, it’s the oven, it’s the oven. Did you get it yet?

@Lunarcheese72

7 ай бұрын

@@mik3ymomo You are an old Italian. Goes to the wrong fucking restaurant and tries to play it off as still having it all figured out. So you've seen one coal fired oven and assumed you've seen all of tnem. An oven is an oven! You're a fucking genius.

@SuperAmin1950

4 ай бұрын

Wifey and I love da' Anthony's Coal Fired¡☆!

Surprised it wasn’t in the 8’s. It looked like the ideal pizza Dave enjoys.

@XXX.0X

Жыл бұрын

It would be if some old Italian guy with a sob story named Luigi made it. Dave's criteria is embarrassing.

@gattamom

Жыл бұрын

@@XXX.0X snob scoring - best pizza? yes, thumbs up, corporate - thumbs down, Mexican chef -two thumbs down. Wrong, wrong, wrong! You should be ashamed of yourself!

@jashickey

Жыл бұрын

I can usually guess pretty accurately before he gives his score. I went from 8.3-8.6 as a guess, just based on his reaction. I was shocked when he put it in the 7's.

@jordanmoors607

Жыл бұрын

​@@jashickey yeah I'm usually right there with you. But this one I was completely off. I thought 8.3 as well

@danielbernier9115

Жыл бұрын

I guessed 8.6 ....

Just thinking about this video earlier this evening and here it is, and I've always thought since I've first seen it love this video more than any of the other videos he's made

One of the few times I've seen Dave this shook, hilarious. If Dave went in with a clean slate, this was easily a 8.5+ pizza.

@matt2522

Жыл бұрын

The fact that he just confirmed that he’s purposely biased with his ratings depending on the type of establishment (family owned, chain, big business, small, etc) kinda makes his reviews functionally worthless, no? I mean, the guy is fun to listen to, but after this, I can’t imagine actually taking his reviews into account when deciding what places to try.

@Kizdo69

Жыл бұрын

@@matt2522 food tasting reviews are ALWAYS subjective no matter who is doing the review and which criteria they are using.

@matt2522

Жыл бұрын

@@Kizdo69 That’s a complete non-sequitur with regards to my comment. The problem isn’t subjectivity; it’s that he’s *not giving us his honest subjective opinion.* He’s saying “It tastes like an 8.1, but since I prefer not to give super high reviews to chains, I’m gonna be dishonest and say it tastes like a 7.8.”

@Kizdo69

Жыл бұрын

@@matt2522 You’re missing the point, again. He bases his scores on his own criteria and here there is a clear explanation he himself said it should be in the 8s. The review is only “functionally worthless” if you autistically listen for only the score rating and ignore the other 99% of the video

@jet328i2

Жыл бұрын

Shaken

When someone who isnt Italian cooks a 9+ pizza Daves mind explodes everybody knows the rules

@kratosjunior817

Жыл бұрын

Which makes zero fuckin sense to me lmao, all pizza makers arent fuckin Italian at all bro, and I've also had Italian pizza that was.. Meh😅 And I had my Black and Mexican and White homies at fuckin Ceces blow my mind so it is truly subjective and an art.. Anyone can do it🤷🏽‍♂️

I love rewatching this review.

@roryfitzpatrick3571

Ай бұрын

I always come back to this one, don't even know why

@bbj334

Ай бұрын

Same it's my favorite one and can't tell you exactly why lol​@@roryfitzpatrick3571

Such a great episode. Dying that they felt they did something wrong while they did everything right

You can tell it's underrated... because of how much Dave ate... I've seen 8.4s where he doesn't eat that much.

I've never seen Dave so perplexed by a pizza review in all my years of watching. That was fantastic!

The parallel shot of the crust to the minivan roof is my favorite part.

I’ve worked in plenty restaurants and let me co-sign the fact that Mexican chefs/cooks can virtually take any recipes and make them as good or better then the original… they have the gift 💪💪💪

I get how everyone wants a re-score but this is quite possibly the best pizza review a restaurant could hope for. Your gonna have fans hitting up Jacks rating it themselves and seeing if it’s the real deal. Just going by Dave’s reaction, it most certainly is. If I were Jacks I’d be running this review as if it was a commercial lol

@bendlor

9 ай бұрын

Billion dollar idea. Throw everything into that ad too

@hotohori69

9 ай бұрын

@@bendlor Billion Dollar Pizza for just $20. - Dave Portnoy

@davidweeks4006

8 ай бұрын

Exactly

@bendlor

8 ай бұрын

Open 10 new locations and throw bank into that ad lol, 💰💰💰

@based-ys9um

6 ай бұрын

Not everyone gawks gawks everything Dave says like you😮😮😮

Legend has it Dave is still outside in the parking lot of Jack's thinking about what went wrong...

It’s the passion that comes into the review……..I learnt a bit about the man when he did this review 🙏💚👍

Dave clearly had expectations about the pizza. It definately exceeded his expectations.

Dude literally almost ate the whole pie and still maintained a 7.8 score for it. It clearly deserved to be in the 8's. Even said "It can almost be New Haven pizza". Even I, just looking at it thought it should be in the 8's. You can almost taste the appearance of it. 😂 Dave needs to rescore it. It deserves it and he knows it.

@tomyoung9039

9 ай бұрын

He changed it to 8 at the end.

@tethron.

9 ай бұрын

Should be 8.8

@Efilnikufesin76

9 ай бұрын

@@tethron. You know he likes when he keeps eating it, otherwise he just closes the box. Around 8.0 is a damn good score!

@TheAngryAustrian

9 ай бұрын

The problem with corporate spots like this is that you can't guarantee that the quality stays the same vs. a family owned place with the same pizza cooks. So if dave gives them an 8.5 and a month later the chef leaves and the next one cooks trash pizza, people will go there thinking its still an 8.5

@Efilnikufesin76

9 ай бұрын

@@TheAngryAustrian You also can't guarantee the quality in a family owned small business either. Especially a successful one. Very often the kid who takes over has been so spoiled rotten by his predecessors success that they don't understand what made them successful. I worked for small business, I've worked for corporates. I stay union now, there is a reason I do.

Dave was so taken back he couldn’t even properly score this pizza. By the way of his reaction it’s definitely an 8.7. 20 minutes later he’s still raving about the no flop. Rescore this pizza immediately

@jakenake3401

9 ай бұрын

Only in the US guy can build up 125 million net worth just by eating and filming Pizza's, Dave is A list celebrity already, everybody knows him lol

This review still haunts me

It’s a clear 8. something but honestly the 7.8 fits perfectly because even though it’s not a chain the guys didn’t even know how the pizza was made.😂

That's an 8.6 pie ALL DAY. Dave fumbled

@jonhowerton2537

Жыл бұрын

100% I guessed 8.7 I haven’t been this off in a long time.

@freddie_mvp

Жыл бұрын

Nah too dry for a high 8’s, everybody knows the rules

@TimoW43

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I said!

@drhubs7049

Жыл бұрын

8.1 for sure

@gattamom

Жыл бұрын

8.3 for this one and throw out that high score you gave for that limp-dick pizza a couple of days ago!

One interrogation of the staff, everyone knows Dave's scoring system is complete bonkers.

@ericduany2809

Жыл бұрын

I assume anything above 7 means I will definitely like it. Hell, probably 5 or higher.

@rockn1000

Жыл бұрын

Just so obv biased on what mood dave is in & esp how many reviews he's done that day, how many 8's he's given out in a pizza region.. hard to take em seriously these days given all the caveats. Especially when clearly a pizza of this caliber is stuck w/ an avg score bc he got his facts wrong going in & then it comes down to some killer pizza chef getting docked bc he also makes Mexican food

@cubanheelsbeerbelly

Жыл бұрын

That 100-point scale is retarded. He just says a number. It has no meaning.

when he holds the slice over the car had me crying lol

It's an 8.1 then. Dave jumped the gun on the sprint, it happens to the best of us.

Legend has it he's still saying it's the best chain pizza he's ever had

@matthewmorin4926

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@grahamjohnson2099

Жыл бұрын

And isn’t Frank Pepe a chain?

@kyles5513

Жыл бұрын

Jacks... Shit pizza.. Now the best chain pizza.. I know they are different, but I'm looking for a way to see the irony in this somehow...

@mattvan5100

Жыл бұрын

It's the only non chain, chain pizza

@Woozlewuzzleable

Жыл бұрын

Director of operations came up with the recipe, everybody knows the rules.

I never seen dave eat so much of a pie in a review. 😆 🤣 😂

@RunnerLogan

9 ай бұрын

He made me want a piece he ate so much

@frankmerker630

7 ай бұрын

You know the rules

@whdbnrm3023

6 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing. Seems like the one bite review turned into a one pie review

I have never seen him continue eating the same pizza after a review for this long the ending says it all

Dude under cooks his jacks frozen pizza and puts them on blast for not kissing his ass then advertises for ambulance chasing Morgan and Morgan and this is the guy y’all trust…. Nice!

I’ve never seen someone so shook over pizza😂 the way he was walking away just gazing at the restaurant in disbelief😂

@deenzmartin6695

Жыл бұрын

he might as well have been SHITTING HIS PANTS

@matteagan1288

Жыл бұрын

Dave’s scores are like Michelin stars ! He takes this seriously

@jet328i2

Жыл бұрын

Shaken

@NirvanaMK

Жыл бұрын

I think it was a frozen pizza. Thats why he was confused,

LOL that transition of dave just holding the pizza slice while half way into the car towards the end just still in disbelief is priceless hahahah

When he held the pizza over the roof of the car 😂😂😂

“one bite everybody knows the rules” : takes more than one bite. 😂everytime

Dave can’t wrap his head around the fact the chef can make pizza and cook Mexican cuisine 😂😂😭😭…it’s not that complicated

@douglaspatrick868

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely correct! If you are willing to mentally focus, apply yourself, and put in the hard work to learn you can build the competency and skill-set to be very good at cooking any cuisine no matter how alien it is to your own background or upbringing. Case in point, look at all the young men and women that come from places like Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, or El Salvador then bust their asses working their way up from doing prep work and dish pit duty to being executive chefs running commercial kitchens doing cuisine from the other side of the planet at the highest possible level. If you feel passionately enough about something to have the personal drive to dedicate yourself to becoming an expert at it and follow through with the hard work required you can do some pretty cool things in your work life, whatever field you choose. It won't be easy and there will be many times the thought of throwing your hands up and walking away at the very least crosses your mind, but the possibilities and opportunities are out there!

@dulichion

11 ай бұрын

Listen latin, italian, whatever you focus on the right technique, right ingredients you can make excellent pizza. I happen to be Italian so I have a leg up, and lucky for me lived two blocks from DiFara's.

@swagchief98

11 ай бұрын

@@douglaspatrick868 bro i aint reading all that 💀

@LeadMunitions

11 ай бұрын

🤣

@topps4213

11 ай бұрын

He's just confused as fuck because this "chain"/ private company is replicating an artisan pizza that has no right looking and tasting this great. Most companies like these are in it for the money, not the quality. Imagine going to Olive Garden and tasting incredible actual authentic pasta or lasagna. Your mind would go mad with confusion.

Dave did not want to leave he was looking back at the restaurant like it did something to him 😂😂😂

@dougpotosky4102

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Dave was thinking about how he could buy the operation and serve that pizza!

@derekcoffin406

Жыл бұрын

Me too. Hilarious

@joshdelarue6930

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahaha

Dave WAS THE entertainment of Covid. From stocks, pizza, unboxings, fish keeping, etc. You name it, Dave owned it.

This needs a rescore. Justice for Jacks.

Dave getting psyched out by a new restaurant paradigm. That pizza was easily 8.2.

@davidmckesey7119

Жыл бұрын

Easily

@peterrogers7800

Жыл бұрын

One hundred percent

@constantinbudt4055

Жыл бұрын

the scores have been off lately - dont know what happened, but he seems so lowball most of the reviews now

@jonathannaranjo5105

Жыл бұрын

Looks more like an 8.6

This is the most unintentionally funny review ever. Never seen someone so enamored by how a pizza is so good 😂

They deserve to be revisited because of the confusion

Thanks Dave! Now I gotta go to Jack's, and yeah, you totally lowballed it. Love this review.

Legendary review. They may have gotten a 7.8, technically speaking, but they also got an 8.8 promo

one bite, Dave is baffled by the concept of a corporate restaurant group

@-EchoesIntoEternity-

Жыл бұрын

@onehandwashestheother how dare a Mexican cook anything other than Mexican food! -Portnoy 2023

@58sportsuburban

Жыл бұрын

A corporate restaurant group, with one location.

@-EchoesIntoEternity-

Жыл бұрын

@@58sportsuburban you're a special kind of special. 4:34 they mention the other concepts in the restaurant group. feel free to delete your moronic comment.

@1cryogen

Жыл бұрын

@The Yiz and the Yatz A lot of good pizza in NYC is cooked by Mexicans.

@nonyabizz3533

Жыл бұрын

@@-EchoesIntoEternity- Bro take that down. You will here from Portnoys lawyers.

Maybe it’s not as hard to make burnt thin oily pizza as Dave thinks? You just need a 700 degree oven, good sauce, and go light on cheese.

Gave a deduction because he thought it was a chain. later on said that it is a billion dollar pizza if they made it a chain

8.1 but scores it a 7.8 because he thought it was a chain..Everybody knows the rules. 😂 I never laughed so much on a pizza review. The confusion and disbelief is amazing. That pizza is definitely a 8.4-8.5 if it had a good back story

@hungandfaded815

Жыл бұрын

Ya the Mexican food next store really fucked his little bitty brain up 😂😂😂😂

@gabrielc5938

Жыл бұрын

The backstory adds to the flavor, if some Sicilian guys mustache hair isn’t in the sauce it can’t cross the 8 threshold

@kurlykayla9013

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielc5938 i think that's silly but alright

@nonickname2515

Жыл бұрын

He is spineless

Dave behind the car still amazed with the 0 flop was hilarious. He can't get over the pizza.

@kylewilliams4490

Жыл бұрын

😂

@gattamom

Жыл бұрын

Yet he still gave it a mediocre score. So wrong.

Dave being so shocked is awesome 😂

At 8:05 when he is staring at the building and gives that kid confirmation it’s an 8.1 is hilarious. He’s staring like he needs to burn that place in his memory.

Lol the fact that this video continued on and on with Dave being bewildered endlessly was absolutely hilarious. Gotta give it the score it deserves Dave, whether it doesn't make sense that they can split focus and still make pizza this good or not! The fact is they are!

@ryanmanes8985

11 ай бұрын

He didn’t keep the 7.8 because they make Mexican food. He kept it because thems the rules.

Dave not understanding what a head Chef does at a restaurant is golden

@marcohernandez9674

Жыл бұрын

Lol he should have tried the Mexican food 😂

@CarlVandenberg

Жыл бұрын

Nailed it. I worked at a large well known country club (with over 1,000 members) as an assistant golf pro and I got to see what a head chef does, and surprisingly not as much cooking as I thought they would do....just everything else that makes it it great. This dude was an artist with a chainsaw and a block of ice (ice carving for events). He used to do it down in the garage where we parked the carts...it was amazing to watch.

@anthonylombardo1261

Жыл бұрын

@@CarlVandenberg completely lost me with the ice carving

@mikeboshko2623

Жыл бұрын

​@@anthonylombardo1261 its a vandenberg analysis clearly

@anthonylombardo1261

Жыл бұрын

@@mikeboshko2623 now I just googled vandenberg analysis and I’m completely MIA. Why do none of you make sense?

this is a corporate run pizza company. while they may be the only jack's, it is represented by a company that runs multiple restaurants in multiple locations headquartered in the seaport of boston. so while it isn't an outright chain, everything is run through a corporate office as opposed to a stand alone "mom and pop". doesn't mean the pizza isn't great, but if as he stated in the beginning, his goal is to give better representation to smaller business, this isn't a place to do that at.

From the minute he opened up the box I said "Mama mia, mia Mama!" cuz it looked spectacular.

Dave, the type of guy to leave with more answers than questions. everyone knows the rules

i love how suspicious Dave was of the pizza chef

@RainerNeufeld

Жыл бұрын

no doubt those were weak answers! i wanted him to go into the back and watch someone make that pizza

@slewone4905

Жыл бұрын

because he isn't a pizza chef.

@allroundlad

10 ай бұрын

@@RainerNeufeld You think it's frozen or what? The guy made the pizza what's so hard to believe? Just cause he's not italian doesn't mean he can't make a good pizza.

@HardCold-Alquan

10 ай бұрын

@@allroundlad In many of these Italian pizza places, they have Mexicans cooking anyway.

@DrGoyo626

9 ай бұрын

@@allroundladi think its because dave has seen pizza makers who take enormous pride into pizza that isnt as good as that. And then the chef makes this pizza then doesnt seem to be interested in taking credit for what dave believes is a very good pizza.

Daves incredulous line of questioning got me geekin

He is so stunned to eat a 9.9 he doesn’t know what to say. He has never had that type of reaction.

Dave has never felt worse for his score, easy 8.6

If the last place was an 8.2, this is a 13.5

@TheSmilodon85

Жыл бұрын

Right lol Dave be on some other shit bro 😂

@gattamom

Жыл бұрын

Limpdick Riverview got 8.2, and this one 7 something. What a joke.

@bigbearmaster

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha!!! I just died laughing 🤣😂💀

@kwest1realbadman967

Жыл бұрын

lmfao. Too true

this might be my alltime fave pizza review

Dave made people inside feel like if the pizza was frozen but really really really good