A rant, an 8.1 pizza, a Nike lawsuit and a 60 second bar mitzvah all in one video!!

@restorelove3168

3 жыл бұрын

Nike does what the ppl want

@PepeNuclear

3 жыл бұрын

i dont give a fuck about the kids

@wanderingnomad6142

3 жыл бұрын

One of the all-time best reviews

@errk25

3 жыл бұрын

And a hot girl walking her dog.

@sugreev2001

3 жыл бұрын

It’s got everything.

“Not a big kid guy, so that’ll be last on my agenda” 😂 prez keeps it real 24/7

@hannibalb8276

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so fucking hard when he said that, lmao

@abdihussen1303

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannibalb8276 same

@abdihussen1303

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ridgeking1175

3 жыл бұрын

He actually said *huge not big

@stozov2

3 жыл бұрын

Was gonna type same thing but you nailed it lol

Prime Pizza about to get busier than a playground bathroom under the overpass.

@MrIrrelevanT021

3 жыл бұрын

You repping the St Augustine logo, Kyle?

@kalebgoodell5579

3 жыл бұрын

This needs to go to the top

@rileybeilke1150

3 жыл бұрын

im gonna have to go check it out now

@Jumalten001

3 жыл бұрын

Just got back from there, The pie is pretty fuckin good

@Jumalten001

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileybeilke1150 Its already packed bro, i waited an Hour. Worth it

Guy: “Kids are getting shot up with needles at the playground” Dave: “Can I buy a hat?”

@TheAussie90

2 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie...iv respected this guy up until he said he doesn't give a shit about kids

@TheAussie90

2 жыл бұрын

that was not fkn el prez material

@ethansapp3473

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAussie90 It was just a bit of dark humor.

@TheAussie90

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethansapp3473 yeh i a bit sloshed after playings games haha so i might have full misread the sitiuation

@ethansapp3473

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAussie90 haha it's all good I feel ya

one guy worried about kids at playpark, everybody knows dave didn't want him to reveal his coke spot.

@Theirishcannoli

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr Ektid OH really? NO WAY. thanks captain fuckin obvious clearly you don't know what a joke is

@aframs-cctaf-rams-cct6424

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr Ektid democrats ruin everything they touch.

@MrRobloMan

3 жыл бұрын

That guy was annoying af ngl

@138jerryonly

3 жыл бұрын

fuckin douche mesh mask wearing goof, that guy can kick rocks

@PhillyPhenom

3 жыл бұрын

"high wired" everyone knows he just did an 8ball

One 9 minute video, this could be a classic

@lemongavine

3 жыл бұрын

It will be a classic IMO

@kidcudi4lyfe

3 жыл бұрын

It was 100 % lmao he got bar mitzah on the street 😂

@christaylor3911

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it’s getting 9k likes, this is up there IMO

@jackass5217

3 жыл бұрын

HOF for sure

@tonyjuarez6296

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a classic almost 100 k in about 10 hours

I love it when reviews go totally off the rails, this is one of the best😂😂😂

When I woke up this morning, I would not have guessed I’d see Dave laying Tefillin this evening. Mazal Tov, may it be part of a continuum of increasing mitzvos!

@chaimlevin125

Жыл бұрын

Amen!

one random guy worried about his kids at the park, everybody knows dave just came from snorting a line off the see saw

@bdyt

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@nathansabatini3006

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@erikaw7767

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

One guy upset about the local government, everyone knows they voted for it.

@dionsledge1135

3 жыл бұрын

Facts! I feel nothing for them, the price they pay for woke virtue signaling.

@MarcoPolo-je5ej

3 жыл бұрын

Truth!

@friedchicken894

3 жыл бұрын

True if they don’t want to vote republican then just vote independent that will solve most of their issues

@shawnl2692

3 жыл бұрын

It's not all liberals in California believe it or not

@MT-tu8qd

3 жыл бұрын

They did not. Very conservative group.

"I don't care about the kids. Don't care about the kids" Portnoy 2024.

@jonathanshepard1517

3 жыл бұрын

hey at least he's honest it's f8cking fresh air compared to what we have for politicians

@kodiak4u

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One bar mitzvah, 30 seconds, everyone knows the rules. "I don't care about the kids". Pres so honest.

El Prez getting Bar Mitzvah’ed after giving an 8.1 in L.A.! What the f**k is going on out there!??

@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7

3 жыл бұрын

L.A. goins on... ¿ Just a complete social and economic meltdown...¡ Ammo up... Only the selected few know "Rules are for Fools"...¡☆☆☆

@monkeygraborange

3 жыл бұрын

The end of Western civilization as we know it.

@rogerdodger4307

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeygraborange 😂👏

@lasmoker67

3 жыл бұрын

@@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7 Nah, We're good 😂

@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7

3 жыл бұрын

@@lasmoker67 \ Kool, kool, do what's best fo you... Takin our Rarris, Rods, Kustoms, Drift missles and Kustom Harleys to the new Hot Rod Sindicate \ F360 Speed ranch compound in N\E Neveda...☆☆☆

One Bar Mitzvah Everybody holds up a chair

Lol Dave got so excited about this pizza that he bought MERCH. It’s like Disney Land to him 😂

I love how after he takes that first bite, he looks around to make sure he’s not being punk’d

"I'm not a huge kid guy" LOL!!!!

@monkeygraborange

3 жыл бұрын

Prez is silently freaking out because crazy guy is crazy... but totally correct!!

“Not a big kid guy, everyone knows the rules”

Come for the pizza, stay for the Bar Mitzvah!

"Is the gimp coming out now?" I literally died.

This review had it all, great pizza, couple of jews interrupting, dave making "right up my nose" jokes, disregard for kids shooting up heroin, copyright infringement merch, some bondage, hot girl walking a dog in the background. The commenters are in heaven

@KlausMosh

3 жыл бұрын

9.1 review

@the1truth420

3 жыл бұрын

@@KlausMosh facts....great A+ barstool content!!!

@Ram44

3 жыл бұрын

3 Jews including Dave. Bar Mitzvah number 2!

@armuk

2 жыл бұрын

strong agree. have to say though, who tf gets a husky in south cali?

@nundulan

Жыл бұрын

@@armuk a lot of people

"This place is right in my nose."

@craigmocello3794

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Thought I was the only one

@TheJosefter

3 жыл бұрын

One Freudian slip everyone knows he's talking about coke

you know a city is in bad shape when people are asking the pizza review guy to restore humanity.

@kodeveryfullmoon9149

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I have to watch Dave’s pizza reviews once a week because every time I watch him I end up buying pizza 😂

@irie1tes

Жыл бұрын

so its not just me

Hey Prez, I’ve been watching your videos for a year now since I came across them when I was in the hospital for 23 days with COVID. I just wanted to thank you for what you’re doing to help small businesses! America needs more good business men like you that give back locally and further if they can! Keep up the good work! You and Mike Rowe are good people!

@Vortex__24

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that you were in hospital for soo long due to Covid.

@deenzmartin6695

2 жыл бұрын

FEEL BETTER MIKE

One Bite, Everyone knows the rules, Davey broke all the rules. Top 10 pizza review all time. Instant Classic.

Dave lowkey wanting to participate in the ritual while pretending not to care is very cute

One Bar Mitzvah, everybody knows he actually didn’t completely butcher his Hebrew

@adivstoler9714

3 жыл бұрын

Real ones know lmfao

Mazal Tov on your Bar Mitzvah Dave! You're now a full fledged member of the Tribe.

@joshs3499

3 жыл бұрын

he knew some of the words

@fffess4660

3 жыл бұрын

He knew like one word. He had no idea what tefillin is. As irreligious as you can get

@gheller2261

Жыл бұрын

I am not a religious person, but it's really unfortunate that Dave's parents didn't give him any semblance of a Jewish education. Even if someone is an irreligious Jew or even an atheist, there is so much richness in the culture and traditions that Jewish education is worthwhile. His parents cheated him.

@baruchgoldenberg1323

7 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, the vast majority of Jews today, including lots even in Israel, do not have an inkling of what it means to live an authentic Jewish religious lifestyle

@FrontierThesisYU

7 күн бұрын

I agree. Well-said

I gave this place an 8.1 in Jan 2020. This validates the heck out of me!

@phillipedwardness9591

3 жыл бұрын

Will I find the video of it on your channel

@SweatPantsJoeEATS

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillipedwardness9591 heck yeah you will

@charlie1832

3 жыл бұрын

@@SweatPantsJoeEATS guess I’m gonna have to watch some of your videos

@MaikNL

3 жыл бұрын

Vice president of Pizza

@zeidaniel

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm. Just watched it

When I lived in LA this was one of my favorite spots. So fucking glad he gave it a 8.1. As someone from north Jersey I’m so tired of the elitist snobs saying all pizza in LA is garbage. There’s a good amount of great pizza in LA. Try Gracies Pizza in east hollywood on Santa Monica blvd. also an amazing spot.

@thciswack99

Жыл бұрын

🤝

Dave may not be a huge kid guy, but we all know he’s all about hittin a fresh line of parmesan cheese

This just goes to show that in the mean streets of LA you gotta keep your wits about you cause you'll get bar mitzvahed if you're not careful. Stay safe out there everyone

Top 10 reviews, all time. That was wild.

I love this guy giving him a nice little Bah Mitzvah 💯👌

Prime Pizza has no idea how busy it’s going to be.

@markg2861

3 жыл бұрын

Ppl are literally walking out with like 3 boxes shits poppin

@tech1238

3 жыл бұрын

@@markg2861 seriously? that’s awesome

@joemfahey

2 жыл бұрын

@@markg2861 it sucks

@bradpeterson5108

Жыл бұрын

in court

We need Frankie back. Frankie woulda put the camera on the girl walking by at 8:50.

@profoundwanderer1441

3 жыл бұрын

I think Frankie was chilling on the side around 6:05?

@9SecondStreetMustang

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm that does kinda look like him. 🤔

@xGodofAcidx

3 жыл бұрын

I only scrolled down to see if anyone else caught her. Now I don't have to post a comment.

@DJStewy29

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was tommy fucking smokes at first

@leorsimantov7026

3 жыл бұрын

Waiting for the guy who knows her @

My favorite review ever. Way to go Dave. Doing one for your tribe! "One wrap everyone knows the rules"

When Dave gets quiet and just starts eating the pizza you know it’s gonna be in the 8’s

They didn't sell you the hat because you were filming and they wanted to avoid a further lawsuit from Nike

@brendanryder9966

3 жыл бұрын

200 IQ move by that lady.

@imlost19

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendanryder9966 nike hats are free for pizza reviewers. Hasn't that always been the policy?

@APAL880

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendanryder9966 she probably was told what to do, no?

Good luck trying to get a pie here this weekend.

The rabbis heart broke when Dave said he didn’t know the prayer

@PepeNuclear

3 жыл бұрын

he just wanted 10% of Dave’s hundred millies

@Jem5490aa

3 жыл бұрын

@@PepeNuclear the Shema’ is the most basic, essential prayers in Judaism. Usually the first prayer one learns as a kid.

@danielterry382

3 жыл бұрын

Does Davey know he is Jewish ?

@user-ys8vi9ek9y

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielterry382 This doesn't make him Jewish

@callmemastermaster9875

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielterry382 He has mentioned the fact is other vids.

Classic Dave in this vid, which makes this review an instant classic. The Bar Mitvah was the cherry on top. "I don''t care about the kids." FUCK YES, it needed to be said.

This review had more twists than a piece of licorice.

Prez changing the world one bite, one slice at a time

“Is the gimp coming out” 😂😂😂 I was dying 💀

Absolutley genuine, entertaining guy. Thank you for doing this stuff for us Dave.

One Adderall infused montage, everyone knows Dave will regret saying he doesn’t care about kids after he crashes.......

@Vortex__24

3 жыл бұрын

H eprobably does Adderall that's the scary thing.

@choochooman336

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vortex__24 indeed it is😳😳

@kristofferjackson3824

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vortex__24 he definitely does way worse and only admits to adderall.

@jonathanshepard1517

3 жыл бұрын

or a f ton of caffeine

I dont care about the kids lool . I love his honesty

Rabbi: "oh an 8.1"...even he knows what that score means LOL

Best video yet ! Crazy I've seen the picture of them together long before this video came out

Dave definitely summoned a spirit at the end

He should have gotten the sicilian square. Their squares are fucking solid as well. As an east coaster, this is my go to spot in LA!

this review is an instant classic

Dave, we love you so much. Thank you for being you. 🌷🌷🌷

Man I needed that laugh today, thanks prez!

Went there with my friends while I was in L.A. Can confirm it's one of the best pizza I've ever had, and 8.1 might be low. Slices are $3 min. and pies $20 min. tho

Man this episode was a roller coaster of emotions lmao.

Videos like this is why Dave is the real goat 🐐

Earlier then my dad picking me up from the airport.

@cam_kush

3 жыл бұрын

haha so wholesome

@matthewsalazar4553

3 жыл бұрын

My dad never picked me up..matter of fact he never came back at all 😥🤣🤣😂🤣

One of the great Pizza Review episodes 😂

Pizza so good he put the hat on. That's a compliment right there.

This is the best pizza review that I've seen on this channel. Found you're channel during the pandemic I want that pizza... Thanks for doing what you guys do.

"This turned into a joke about how I gotta save little kids, cause they're getting shot up with needles at a playpark. I don't care about the kids. Don't care about the kids. I don't have kids, they're not playing at the park." Best quote of 2021 so far.

@TeeterTuckin

3 жыл бұрын

Kid’s show btw

@jwilliams6286

3 жыл бұрын

fuck em

"Not a big kid guy" I feel you 😂🤣😂🤣

Lmao… been watching these for the last 48 hrs… gift that keeps on giving…

Dave reviews pizza by day and claps cheeks by night. Absolute legend

Lmao, "incoming lawsuit, but I love it"

You know Dave and Spider wrapped up with the Rabbi and cruised across Fairfax to throw down Prez's Black Amex at the TikTok Cat store.

I'm originally from the east coast. Just had a Prime Pizza open up near my work in El Segundo. I went there last Friday and said this is a good pizza. Now just watching this video. Good call Dave!

Awesome Brother. Love the reviews.

La La land is one weird place. Been there many times, one of the last places on earth I would live.

Man that city gave you some love. Special place, some amazing pizza, some religion and politics in less than 10 minutes ... call that a sign, run for gov prez.

This is one of the most underrated reviews HAHAHAHAHA

The ending was mind blowing 😂

This video is fucking gold.

Julian Edelman would be proud of you... one nibble everyone knows the rules.

@mannyromano3594

3 жыл бұрын

One nibble everyone knows the law

One of the funniest episodes in a long time

That ending was so good 🤣🤣🤣

Originally from NY, ate here more than a few times, it's definitely good

Dave was clearly shocked by this one. Looked worth it

Best video of the year

Bless this man!!

One Tefillin, everybody knows the Mitzvah

@monkeygraborange

3 жыл бұрын

Oy, I'm farklempt!!

@timthaloff4363

3 жыл бұрын

Had to Google that. Thanks. I was wondering. I thought they were car dash cameras being strapped on. lol

Another Frank Pinello owned spot! That dudes killing it

Loved the bar mitzvah !!!

Dave, Your the Man. Great Review and going will the flow. Shalom

Had to peep the bar mitzvah

That guys rant was spot on about LA. And calif. I can't even believe what LA has become.

@jfraz_7720

2 жыл бұрын

you get what you vote for

Good cut off Dave! That's what I like about u most. You're just a real dude and will people out on their shit right in their face! I respect ✊ that!

Awesome review.... action drama comedy. and a happy ending... 😂😂. Dave is the real deal.. 😂

I stayed at my aunt’s one summer off Melrose around 5 years ago and they had just opened. My brother and cousin and I used to skate all around North Hollywood and we stopped here every day for lunch because they had a deal for a slice and a can of soda. Great memories

You’re a good man Dave!

That guy in the window with the red hat is so perfect. So amazing. So professional. Give him a lambo

Dave gets better and better in my book every day.

My favorite spot in LA for sure

That guy is going to be furious when Prime Pizza is on fire again

Prez with the Mitzvah! Good doing my man.

West Hollywood Rabbi and Dave's willing to interact with everyone would talks to is awesome.

Say thanks Pres.. he just gave you a stimulus package.