chicago never disappoints with supporting cast.

@Bond_James_Bond007

9 ай бұрын

I'm from Chicago and I approve this message

@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication

9 ай бұрын

Chicago only disappoints in every aspect though. Solid shithole.

@Eggy79

9 ай бұрын

Steve Bartman has left the chat

@EddyTheLion

9 ай бұрын

Southside 🎉

@wrxzboost

9 ай бұрын

@@EddyTheLion sadly, they're even on the northside. no longer have to go south!

Guy who got the whole pie before walking up his flat must be so happy

@jonv1776

9 ай бұрын

You couldn't have had a better experiance... Hes a Dave fan for life.

@ldude

9 ай бұрын

yeah, it has everything on it, that's why Dave gave it away 😂

@Lousasshol

9 ай бұрын

He def gonna get bumps on his lips everybody knows the rules

@hetzer7366

9 ай бұрын

​@@ldude I wouldn't touch that pizza with the Dragon owners hand 😅😅

@WalkerWinslow

9 ай бұрын

image him trying to explain to his roommate why he has pizza 😂

Every Chicago review Dave’s done has been priceless 😂. Car jackings, chicken sandwich ratings, homeless encounters, & crack heads. Are you not entertained?

@xmhkillz

9 ай бұрын

All he needs now is to witness a murder and his Chicago trip will be complete

@Teeki46

9 ай бұрын

Beautiful

@bmw_m4255

8 ай бұрын

The girl was a Crack head?

@yrantiquebrand

5 ай бұрын

Which video is the carjacking one?

@thethreatwrestling.7053

5 ай бұрын

Chicago is a friendly city. I went there 2 years ago and the people are easy going, big city, a lot to do. I love Chicago.

I love how that last guy was so shook to see Dave completely unexpectedly while obviously being a fan lol

@TheLoneFranger

9 ай бұрын

It’s exactly how I imagine I would react lol

Wow someone ACTUALLY took a slice and scored it. Exceptional.

@Space_Gauche

9 ай бұрын

That was straight out of National Geographic

@gfish9636

9 ай бұрын

​@@stimmelator Oh lighten up They tell their jokes. Either silence everyone (don't) or nobody

@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696

9 ай бұрын

was a rookie score though

@the.villan

9 ай бұрын

Rookie score is better than no score@@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696

@sweetdangerzack

9 ай бұрын

@@stimmelatorIf she wants to be treated civilly, maybe she could try being more civil herself. "Eyyy, gimme a slice a that pizza!"

one lady with a comb in her hair stealing a slice and rating it a 10 nobody knows the rules

@Charge11

9 ай бұрын

Not the last slice of something she is going to get that evening, everyone knows the rules

@Lousasshol

9 ай бұрын

😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸

@jdawg9137

9 ай бұрын

Pregnant an looking for kitty?

@oofowie8882

9 ай бұрын

@@nashtruckeryou can count the branches in your family tree on one hand

@CestLaVie247

9 ай бұрын

She said 9. You can't change the score after it's been gievn. Everyone knows the rules.

Thought she was gonna run away without giving a score. I love/hate when they do that 😂 it’s so frustrating but funny at the same time. It’s like why is it so hard to give a score 😭 🤷🏻‍♂️

@havenless3551

9 ай бұрын

Because they're generally so high that they have no conception of where they are or what they're doing

@E_Chap

9 ай бұрын

It's not that deep chief

@disguiseddv8ant486

9 ай бұрын

Well. it's one thing that we should all know that crack heads can walk for hours on end and they can run. Did you see her toned legs?

@ThereAreTwoGenders

9 ай бұрын

A lot of things are hard for CRACK heads, pun intended

@babdabubda5266

9 ай бұрын

@@E_Chap bruh ong no cap rizz only in ohio kai cenat chief bruh

Dave calling Giordano's “Grimaldi’s” never gets old

@irie1tes

9 ай бұрын

THATS whats goin on. We have on in Lincoln Park i almost want to try it now

@derekk6906

9 ай бұрын

You sure he isn't calling the famous Chicago Pizza...Lou Malnati's "Grimaldi's" ?

@MailmanRSO

9 ай бұрын

​@@derekk6906nah, right after he calls Lou's "Luminatis."

@patrick3926

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@briannettles669

5 ай бұрын

@@derekk6906 When you combine Lou Malnati's with Giordano's you get Grimaldi's! I am trying to figure out the name of the next Chicago pizza restaurant that is a combination of Pizzaria Uno's, Pequod's, and Geno's East! Will it be Unquod's East?

Holy crap when Dave lifted that brickhouse of a pizza up and ZERO flop, my mouth dropped to the floor! Everyone knows the rules.

@festerofest4374

9 ай бұрын

That pizza maker is some sort of god.

@Andrew88-vd3tl

9 ай бұрын

Especially when it's that hot! That was impressive

@russbus3930

9 ай бұрын

I had the same observation. We know good pizza.

@ryansibley7656

9 ай бұрын

That's all chicago deep dish lol the crust is so thick it never flops

@mcdeezee

9 ай бұрын

@@ryansibley7656I’ve never tried Chicago deep dish but this just seems impossible to achieve! Clearly I am missing out. Can’t wait to try it

Chicago crackheads and Dave in a pizza review is always gold

@daleolson3506

8 ай бұрын

So your saying a pair?

Imagine telling your friends about the time you met Dave Portnoy.. "As i'm unlocking my door, i turned around and he was there with a pizza.. gave the rest of it to me, shook my hand and left" lmaooo what a story

@Trollololololful

3 ай бұрын

That's not really that great of a story. It's just a random thing and it doesn't go anywhere. Good stories actually have like, a story.

@Hintz6

Ай бұрын

@@Trollololololful Booooooo

Dave + crackheads + chaos + confusion = everyone knows the rules

"And Im about to get me a slice of pussy with everythang on it" might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in one of these reviews. She is an instant Legend lmaooo

@CALIREIGN-ks3mv

9 ай бұрын

legendary quote LMFAO!

@WalkingPaceWP

9 ай бұрын

She has made the history books 😂😂😂

@kingmas

9 ай бұрын

next shirt idea!

@failuretolaunchdrums

9 ай бұрын

Need that shirt Prez

@Mr.heavyhitter

9 ай бұрын

Every std on it gross 😝

"...and gimme a slice of that pizza!" It looks really good and has that cheese edge crispy going on. I was amazed at the zero flop given the weight up top.

@Arianna-sl2hv

9 ай бұрын

Yes! Noticed

@MickLoud999

9 ай бұрын

hahaha "zero flop" hahaha

@carlgrimes8380

9 ай бұрын

Typical Shitcago nog behavior.....

@adamseidel9780

9 ай бұрын

The zero flop was eye popping

Dave's truly a man of the people ! Also, that does look like a fantastic pizza.

Another gem. These reviews encapsulate Americana more than anything on KZread.

this is a classic lol

@bmo14lax

9 ай бұрын

"Slice of pussy... huh....I like this pizza Frankie.."

@prodbyxanderr

9 ай бұрын

of course cam is here😂😂

Impeccable eating habits, manners, and language etiquette from that little princess. Everybody knows the rules.

@fredhammer6413

9 ай бұрын

13% = 52%.

@oofowie8882

9 ай бұрын

@@fredhammer6413feel bad for you weird ass racists lol

@hippydippy

9 ай бұрын

Like Dave does? 🤣

@rfreiner

9 ай бұрын

Merica.

@the1der

9 ай бұрын

Special Guest: An Unearthed Neanderthal 😂

We need her to rate the second slice with everything on it. We deserve a part 2.

@JoeFixIt75

9 ай бұрын

I feel like Dave should take one bite of that pie and score it. She scored his pie, it's only right he scores hers. 🤣

@coreychristensen8255

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@bulletz202

7 ай бұрын

@@JoeFixIt75if you ever been to Chicago or any big midwest city then you would know that you don’t want a slice of her pie 😅

@scorptarget

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@DonNunn-vu8hy

5 ай бұрын

Guess they caught up to her again .She couldn't decide to rate it a8 a1 or 2. It was a Super slice of hair pie with extra cheese😢😮

Great honest heart felt review. You interacted so genuinely with all those people. Totally at your best in this review. Just great energy.

" And gimme a slice of that pizza", Dave being world class, graciously, without hesitation, offers it up👏👏👏

@mr.doctorcaptain1124

9 ай бұрын

That lady was an absolute boss. Good on her man for not being shy and asking for what she wanted.

Now that is an instant classic line right there

@canadaboy5005

9 ай бұрын

Up there with the crack head and his carry on, for sure

😂😂😂 those crazy Chicago cast members never disappoint

She didn’t even say thank you.

@RT-bt5ql

Ай бұрын

Culture

@wilfordbrimleypranks

Ай бұрын

I wouldn't have given her a slice without a "please"

@kingwolf5838

Ай бұрын

🌚 what do you expect lol

Dave Always draws the Nuts when he gives a Slice! Everybody knows the rules!

@Beepbopboh

9 ай бұрын

It’s Chicago. well….it’s Chicago

@gfish9636

9 ай бұрын

There's always a good chance in Chicago and NY

@hannibalb8276

9 ай бұрын

At least they just want to eat some pizza and move on, try that in Texas, Florida, Az, etc and you'd get shot/stabbed/robbed by a meth head

@gradybrowning3976

9 ай бұрын

@@hannibalb8276 You got Nuts Everywhere you go! Doesn’t Matter What State!

I love how anyone will just walk up and ask for a slice. Edit: Watched this with no volume first time. She did not ask. She indeed said “Gimme.” Props to Dave for letting it happen.

@radiumrickshaw9920

9 ай бұрын

That thing didn't ask, it demanded.

@larrybstreetfish5852

9 ай бұрын

@@radiumrickshaw9920 Yeah...rude as F!

@dhLotan

9 ай бұрын

I was about to say the same thing. They did not ask nicely. They asked to be let thru then said "give me a piece"

@nnnickkk

9 ай бұрын

Not everyone does it. Just certain ones.

@franthevan65

9 ай бұрын

@@MikeB85welfare recipients

Not me watching pizza reviews of places i will never visit cause im on the West Coast lmaooo I also love how Dave says he has sauce all over his face, and the camera guy is like, "Let me zoom in" Lmaoooooooooooo

@lordofthekubus830

4 ай бұрын

I’m never trusting Dave again, I’m in England and travelled all the way to New York for johns bleekers and it was a terrible pizza

This might be the best review videos you have ever made from start to finish. The dudes what’s the fuck at the end is funnny as hell

What a wild review. Love the absolute chaos. One slice of Pu$$y everyone know the rules.

@starbosstechnology1234

9 ай бұрын

Sounded like she said "a slice of pussy with everything on it."

@patitoduck123

9 ай бұрын

Once slice of poon is crazy 😂😂😂😂

@badkarmalt

9 ай бұрын

😂😂💀💀

@russellny8086

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dave, helping businesses succeed and making friends across the US, like no other.

@adammacleod5046

9 ай бұрын

Two businesses in one review this time, Dave helped. Impressive.

This was like a snippet from the past brought in today's world. Nice people, nice vibes and nice food.

"everyones a pizza guy." haha I love that.

I swear to god Dave hires these people to walk through here at the perfect moment😂😂 that was so unhinged.

@brian6speed

9 ай бұрын

Nope that is what it is like in liberal cities with black ppl. They will ask you to give them shit or threaten to rob or kill you. I've lived near chicago for 42 years now.

@Mik35959

9 ай бұрын

No shot. Chicago is a real unique place. People wil just come up and tell you to give them stuff. Even if they don’t know if you have it I was there for work and I wandered too far in search of the perfect Italian steak sandwich it was like being in gta

@RedHeadAgent

9 ай бұрын

that was SOOOOO funny! and you're right, so unhinged.

@joebatters9438

9 ай бұрын

No. All real. That’s what’s around that area. You wouldn’t want to live there.

@tonymante8759

9 ай бұрын

i live in chicago and its a bunch of random mfers here lmao you will have unique experiences if you just roam around and look sociable. i ended up on some girls yt rap video at 3am walking home from the bars. because why the fuck not.

that not being in the 8's feels criminal.. looks amazing

@chairlesnicol672

4 ай бұрын

@As-is 4dt It looked like a tomato sauce topping, so the appearance seemed bland! Lol

@jeffandsherriefranzwa8970

28 күн бұрын

Dave said 7.9 compared to thin crust and 8.2 compared to deep dish. I would have given 8.1.

4:25 3 months in and still a classic. Come back a year later, still a classic.

You can;t get better than this!!!! what a dame!!!

Crazy live public interactions, keepin it real every day.

Her taking forever to rate it then saying "I'll give it a 9" before walking away was too perfect 😂. That was like a scripted moment from a character but wasn't scripted.

@joey2789

9 ай бұрын

@x5j94 Everybody knows the rules

@MisterRawgers

9 ай бұрын

The amount of NPC’s Dave runs into during these pizza reviews 😂 he really is the main character

@Dev-In-Denver123

9 ай бұрын

@x5j94 TF?

@Dev-In-Denver123

9 ай бұрын

@@MisterRawgers You can't be a main character with that voice ☠️. He's one of the side characters the new devs decided to make a game around cuz they were out of ideas 😂

Best looking pizza i've seen Dave review, that sauce looks yummy.

Loving the Chicago reviews!

The collection of lunatics that just wander onto these pizza reviews is just classic!!😂

Grimaldi's and Lumminatti's, two Chicago deep-dish legends! 😂

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

9 ай бұрын

I thought it was Lou Malnatti's... you're telling me it's illuminati's?

@CubsWin2012

9 ай бұрын

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894It's Lou Malnati's, but Dave never gets it right. The other one is Giordano's, not Grimaldi's.

@pizzaslob7039

9 ай бұрын

I was wondering what the hell he was talking about. I've never heard of a Grimaldi's 😂

@joebatters9438

9 ай бұрын

Grimaldi’s is in New York.

@pizzaslob7039

9 ай бұрын

@@joebatters9438 thank you for clearing that up. I was a bit confused because I live in the suburbs of Chicago, but I go to Chicago for pizza all the time and I have never heard of a Grimaldi's.

This was the best video I’ve seen in a long time 😊

🤣🤣 Good ep. I like that Dave is now categorizing pizza. There is no way you can group all pizza together.

You bring the world together, one pizza at a time

@theobell2002

9 ай бұрын

Well, apparantly not. Considering there's a literal race war going on in the comments..

@MayorMcCheese2000

9 ай бұрын

@theobell2002 yeah NGL he kinda went crazy this morning..... not every war has someone in the right and using white phosphorus on kids is wrong 100% of the time

I love Dave's quote at the end, so real

You always have the funniest interactions in Chicago

Great score Robert. I use to work with you a while back. Great to see you made it to the big show

“You can have the pizza, we’re getting more”- Dave. What a real G for that 🐐

@bedlambikes

9 ай бұрын

man of the people.

First episode I've ever watched and I'm hooked 😅

Loved it. Need to get to Chicago for a pizza tour

Wow Dave is getting much better at opening Chicago boxes!

She was ready to give it up for a slice😂

I loved the subtle "There we go!" by Dave. 😂

Gotta love Dave looking out for the ppl LOL !

Great score, I’d go with the 8.2. Milly’s one of my favs in Chicago, kinda like a Detroit style in the middle of NY and Deep Dish

@Headbeard1

9 ай бұрын

It’s Detroit flavor, but round. I’m from Detroit

@swervsplatt9672

9 ай бұрын

It's overrated hipster garbage.

@chrisbouthiette1129

9 ай бұрын

For a pizza expert dave knows surprisingly little about pizza. Definitely a Detroit deep dish hybrid of sorts. Also where the heck is Grimmaldi’s? Giovanni’s?

@mkikkert

9 ай бұрын

He means Giordano’s. I think it’s a running joke on the series that he can’t get the name right.

Now THAT episode made me laugh out loud! So funny & surprising to see Dave get pushed off his game. And no flop for something that looked like a tomato pie.

This video pretty much embodies every reason why I love this city so much 😂😂😂 Just fantastic people and good pizza. It’s all love despite what the media says!

Thanks for coming to Uptown, Dave! We're lucky to have Milly's in the neighborhood.

@mr.bojangles9589

9 ай бұрын

Uptown is trash.

I told my wife her shirt was 6 sizes to small in an argument. I'm now in witness protection and scared for my life

i only found these reviews like 4 weeks ago, in that time i have watched every single episode so i can definitely say this is a bona fide classic, everybody knows the rules the rando pizza slice given out, not knowing what they said, a good pizza rating and then handing it off to a fan as he is getting home can't get any better than that

Dave’s a man of the people! Must try this pizza.

"Take it" without hesitation 😂love it

I CANNOT stop laughing about this.. THIS was the funniest review I have ever seen.. Dave himself is speechless. FUCKING PRICELESS!

@randallrhoads3271

9 ай бұрын

you and me both...i have litteral tears ...laughing so hard...unreal.

Your interactions, Dave...... are something else!!!

Dave is a real one, this was a classic.

This is only a few hours from me! Finalyl get to go try a spot Dave has Scored. And a good score too! Great upload.

Loved the zoom-in when he said "I probably have sauce all over my face" 😅

That unplanned slice score made me laugh my ass off

Love how he just gave bro the rest of the pie at the end.

Reviews never fail to give entertainment.

No flop considering the sheer weight of that sauce is quite impressive

1 bite, everybody knows we come for the pizza but stay for the sidewalk interactions 😀

This is why i watch these pizza review 🤣

Holy shit guys, he did it. Dave finally opened a pizza box without a struggle.

I’m getting my pizza box signed by Dave on the next episode

Every time there is a Chicago pizza review somebody swoops in and takes a slice. Hilarious.

@katl1489

9 ай бұрын

Tengu Tax ifykyk

That looks so damn GOOD! Its like a normal pizza with a Detroit/Chicago style take

"This is really good!" dead

Oh man that pizza looks incredible. 👌

That looks like an 8.3 to me. Like a beautiful deep dish chicago hybrid

@ReallyCoolGuy6969

9 ай бұрын

I said 8.1 from about two mins in, was a little shocked with a sub 8 score, but still looks solid to me

Lol the best one I've seen...im getting this a 7.8 on social interaction using the one bite metrics!!!! Hilarious

the manners on that lady. Class hahaha

One bite, everybody knows Dave got a solicitation he never asked for.

Credit to The Prez for having patience. You just never know what will happen at a review.

@footytang

9 ай бұрын

You think he is going to tell some ratchet black chick to kick rocks on camera? Not a chance. She is the epitome of a shitty person though.

Great review

gotta love dave

Everybody knows that comb will never fall out of that ladies hair

I was surprised when he picked it up with no flop.

Love that guy at the end 😂

Loved this one!!!! 😂🫶🏻

This man could win the presidency on pizza reviews alone.

This is absolutely the best review yet!

@gfish9636

9 ай бұрын

Dom of the Year would take issue with that

@lanadavis6602

9 ай бұрын

My fave is the dragon pizza debacle! LOL

@Brandon-youtube

8 ай бұрын

Not nearly as good as Joe & Pats, that review had a crack head, a bleeding immigrant homeless man, angry gay men, and a loitering veteran. The goat

I absolutely didn’t expect this score looking at that thing. I’m impressed.

Great episode

Dave's a legend everyone knows the rules

Steve killin the pizza game

@4cylfreak46

9 ай бұрын

Steve is the guy who didn’t get the hair plugs.

been supporting Millys since their ghost kitchen, so so happy to see this!

This is the most Chicago pizza review ive ever seen 😂

Giving back to the lesbian homeless, prez really doing God's work.

@KhalilAbdullah88

9 ай бұрын

Who said she was homeless?