"I DON'T LIKE HAVING BARNACLES IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGIN' CRABS GAY"

@genericalfishtycoon3853

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@chilliemadness6841

2 жыл бұрын

Gay crab go brrrrr

@TypeKK

2 жыл бұрын

@@chilliemadness6841 eating gay crabs goes NOM NOM NOM

@tobiask.3525

2 жыл бұрын

Do YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?

@matthiasbittenbinder6548

2 жыл бұрын

*smashes desk with stack of paper*

The part about parasitic barnacles was a nice bit of body horror to start a morning with

@strayorion2031

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to rip the barnacle out of the crab so bad

@jrknsOFF

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, marine biosphere seems to have the most horrific things on this planet for sure. Now imagine what kind of horrors may dwell other planets oceans that are speculated to have at least some chance of developing life in its hidden oceans, oof

@aether3697

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pnWhtbRmg7XTfaw.html Barnacles in a man's hand

@DEV1LMAN.

2 жыл бұрын

Yep 8am here 👍

@marmite8959

2 жыл бұрын

@@strayorion2031 except you couldn't, because it has roots in all of the crab's blood vessels. Eesh 🤮

The way the barnacle influences the crabs mating patterns is terrifying and intriguing

“NO I DONT WANNA DIE” A scientist probably after seeing a barnacle

@joseangelmonterroza9364

2 жыл бұрын

"I WANNA DIE" The person Who discovered barnicles

@MMillion

2 жыл бұрын

-The one man who knows everything

@crabulonbestgirl9130

2 жыл бұрын

FOR GODS SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOORS

@echoes5476

2 жыл бұрын

Good day, Gordon

@engineergaming4399

2 жыл бұрын

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Those parasite ones are pretty messed up little creatures.

@InfiniteSkiegh

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Just reminds me of Paras...

@Frank-wr2nf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah every detail just made it worse and worse

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@Frank-wr2nf this make it worse if you have trypophobia

@mr.deathx4679

2 жыл бұрын

Nature is

@behemoth2887

2 жыл бұрын

Most parasites are

I can only imagine how frustrating yet satisfying it would be to use a pressure washer to remove those buggers from the hull of a boat.

@hayaokakizaki4463

2 жыл бұрын

You use a scraper for regular maintenance

@bobbm1

2 жыл бұрын

if you're lucky the scraper they give you is pneumatic. usually they just make the recruits go at it with a regular old scraper.

@alanwatts8239

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know if a pressure washer is strong enough. Might be, been wrong before.

@schizophreniagaming1187

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbm1 not a hammer?

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

It would be more satisfiying if you remove it from a shell of a turtle

I just realized that Barnacle Man as a villain can be really scary if he has parasitic powers.

@beverlystevens955

2 жыл бұрын

Well yes it happened in we need to go deeper

@copporn1615

2 жыл бұрын

He can make Mr. Krab gae

@theturnedtable2605

2 жыл бұрын

2:33?

@beverlystevens955

2 жыл бұрын

And in real life

@noone5581

2 жыл бұрын

It's Barnacle Boy.

Squid: "Bernacle head" Fish: "Pardon me?" Squid: "You forgot your mayonnaise" Fish: "Thanks"

Barnacles at the end of mating season be like "I thlammed my penith in the shell door"

@Lemonnitenite

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my

@movedaccountscyayalls7119

2 жыл бұрын

HHELP

@jamesehlenfeldt7132

2 жыл бұрын

You win. Best comment of the day.

@kommstein5692

2 жыл бұрын

yoU. thLAmmeD. YOur peNIth. in tHE. THell DoOr.

@angela.luntian

2 жыл бұрын

@@kommstein5692 OOoOOoooOoOoOooOh!! *violin decreasing note*

"Barnacle head." "Excuse me?" "You forgot your mayonnaise."

@emanh4keem_san420

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@joystickthesentientpc7787

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@victorjun2421

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@sanhill2.077

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@zarek3899

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

I never actually knew they were living things, and kinda wanna go back to that time

@AleTitan

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Gabriel-jg5wh

2 жыл бұрын

no cap

@Lenn869

Жыл бұрын

i think that makes them way cooler. The fact that there´s a little dude hanging out behind a whole set of armor and he just sometimes comes out to eat makes them kinda cute to me idk.

One fun fact about barnacles is that Darwin studied them for a number of years after one of his close friends suggested that he should know extensively about the biology of at least one group of species to be more sure about the conclusions he was drawing for what became On the Origin of Species.

@anderrall1925

2 жыл бұрын

Evolutiom is nonsense

"Barnacles" is not one of the seven words you can't say. Thirteen if you're a sailor.

@kricketune5114

2 жыл бұрын

*dolphin censor noises*

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

So i *can* say 'Barnicles'? What about 'Barnacles'?

@jeremiahvires7864

2 жыл бұрын

Awh tartar sauce

@TheKorenji

2 жыл бұрын

are there seven words you can't say?

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheKorenji Yeah, but apparently 'barnacles' isn't one of them according to OP.

I have a scar where I slipped and sliced my heel in half on a barnacle, gave my foot a cleft chin. Missed an entire weeklong vacation with my foot in a bucket of sterilized water because the island didn’t have medical facilities. So I watched Baseketball for the first time ever on Indonesian cable instead.

@ScarletVecna

2 жыл бұрын

do you like basketball now?

@afrizaldaniswaraali8980

2 жыл бұрын

As an indonesian representative, we are sorry for this unfortunate accident. Hopefully you enjoyed the basketball

@mr.deathx4679

2 жыл бұрын

@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 brah

@nikiphenom3569

2 жыл бұрын

I respect that movie choice

@IAmBuddythedecibwave

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch. Big ouch! How unfortunate. :(

the idea that there are barnacles out there force-feminizing male crabs is histerical

@TheONLYFeli0

2 жыл бұрын

the crustacean femboys.

@jumjum5744

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheONLYFeli0 LOL

Honest to God always assumed these things were related to clams and mussels and stuff, the idea that they're basically just little shrimp that live in little houses is funny to me lol

Great, just as I thought I couldn't dislike barnacles any more, there exists a parasitic species that takes control of the host

@cinnamonne121

2 жыл бұрын

i know, they're the creatures of hell

@nicosteve0570

2 жыл бұрын

Headcrabs

@TheBloxxedSanarcati

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicosteve0570 "YABBA! MY ICING!"

@Gentamoru

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and then turn their insides out when they don't need em anymore, what the fuck

@monko4738

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicosteve0570 "Oh my god, what are you doing?! No! Stop!! Argh!"

2:33 did not expect this part, still incredibly fascinating though.

@jasonrodriguez6952

2 жыл бұрын

they packin😩

@PrestonFrankel

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonrodriguez6952 fr 😏

@NCXDKG

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonrodriguez6952 and they can just grow another

@teezy3535

2 жыл бұрын

@@NCXDKG i cut mine off and it never grew back 😔

@cinnamonne121

2 жыл бұрын

@@teezy3535 free transgender surgery

“Spermcasting” sounds like a type of sorcery

@SirTorcharite

2 жыл бұрын

Just a spermancer spermcasting his army of tiny life-desiring missiles ready to fill every belly.

Tintin was my favourite childhood hero, I had read about barnacles in TinTin mostly from the mouth of Captain Haddock 'Blistering Barnacles in Tens of Thousands of Thundering Typhoons'. Today first time I saw in detail what the barnacles are.

one of them was so ugly that everyone died, it's true, it's a true story told by sir patric of star

@pugboiremnant7352

2 жыл бұрын

*That didn't help at all...*

@burningcheeser

2 жыл бұрын

@@pugboiremnant7352 im assuming you didnt get the reference

@pugboiremnant7352

2 жыл бұрын

@@burningcheeser no pretty sure I did, that's what Spongebob said after the story

@burningcheeser

2 жыл бұрын

@@pugboiremnant7352 oh i mistook that, my bad

@LucasGleason

2 жыл бұрын

moments like these give me hope in humanity

Noone: Barnacles: Just the tip, mate

@kevinluisbatista9363

2 жыл бұрын

God forgive me for what am about to do.

@Gentamoru

2 жыл бұрын

*Nuts all over females*

Humans: UGH these damn barnacles keep clinging to my boat! It took all day to powerwash them off! Crabs: Yeah?

Never have I ever thought I would get to this point in KZread, watching how barnacles work. I love this platform

Damn, crazy how me and barnacles have similar penile practices

@Monkey_30000

2 жыл бұрын

Same, mine is 8 times longer than my body and I have to make a new one after using it

@HeyCupertino

2 жыл бұрын

@@Monkey_30000 Ah, my brother.

@CrystalRose1111

2 жыл бұрын

@Braine Damaged Productions .

@tsukikoamagiri

2 жыл бұрын

You into CBT?

@Gentamoru

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you just walking and nutting on people then?

There's been stories of pirates punished by their captains by being cast overboard whilst tied to a rope, dragged under the hull, and straight back up the other side. To say they were full of scratches does not do it justice.

@handsomejack7901

2 жыл бұрын

@@briancoffey7406 yep and you pretty much get sliced to bits when there are enough of those fuckers living on the ship

@1ntoTheAbyss

2 жыл бұрын

I’m learning so much from this video and comment section. Fascinating yet horrid.

@dis_myswamp1903

2 жыл бұрын

Was waiting to see when some one would bring this up.

@alexestrada2764

2 жыл бұрын

They recreated that in the Black Sails tv show

@spacegirl226

2 жыл бұрын

Keelhauling. It wasn't used that often. The Dutch navy did it a few times, but it was considered far too brutal a punishment to continue.

Very informative, thank you for sharing.🐚

Amazing.. OMG it has everything like us.. Lovely knowledge 🥰

"Look Gordon ropes, we can use it to help with pits."

@jolerojosta

2 жыл бұрын

Look Gordon ropes, we can us- HELP ME GORDON

@lambdasignal2065

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha LOOK GORDON ROPE!!! HAHAHAHA FUNNY REFRENCE!!!

@austini.5262

2 жыл бұрын

@@lambdasignal2065 another day another dollar they say!

Parasitic barnacles are one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard of.

Discussing! I love it! Thank you for video!

Excellent explanation of what is a barnacle .

2:32 so THAT'S what they grab you with in half life...

@nicosteve0570

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@Corsoux_Dev

2 жыл бұрын

OH NOO

@jasongarrett768

2 жыл бұрын

“Unknown substance detected.”

@f1r3hunt3rz5

2 жыл бұрын

My day could've gone without me reading this

@fusionprotogen5765

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasongarrett768 correction, unlogged.

I think they look kinda funny actually. Obviously not pretty, but considering how abstract they are, they're kinda cute. Cut them some slack, it's rough out there.

@klittlet

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah when they are out and feeling around for plankton and move around like a radar antenna

@isuki_777

2 жыл бұрын

Hell no

@Zawfee

2 жыл бұрын

They irk me.

@AsclepiusHoe

2 жыл бұрын

I have trypophobia. Will gladly dry and burn them anytime I see one.

@Zawfee

2 жыл бұрын

@@AsclepiusHoe I felt that

God they're so interesting and disgusting at the same time

Very informative. Thanks!

This really recontextualizes Half-Life if I'm being honest

@willbunyan

2 жыл бұрын

So I guess that means barnacles pull you up into their mouth with their penis, not a tongue. Lmao

@ExEBoss

2 жыл бұрын

@@willbunyan That makes it so much more cursed.

@KeripiK_CTMM

2 жыл бұрын

more reason to trap headcrabs with

I used a hammer and a broken screwdriver to remove them it was actually time consuming they're almost made entirely out of rock

@anderrall1925

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what they feel when being removed? They get crushed do they feel pain

Acorn barnacles used to be very prevalent on oil platforms in the gulf of mexico. In the areas where the water is crystal clear blue an invasive species called orange cup coral has taken over and choked out the barnacles in all but the shallower waters. This has caused a fish called the blennie to thin out and be replaced by other fishes. The blennie survived by hiding in the empty barnacle shells. The cup corals grow on top of everything and covered their homes. This has happened within the last 27 years that I have been a commercial diver.

Barnacles are why I still use good, old fashioned heavy biocide based anti-fouling on my boats.

wow wouldnt like to be a crab with a parasite, like the "egg releasing dance" is absolutly TERRYFYNG Edit: Crab fact#1 Crabs eat their offspring,and thats not uncommon on nature, heres an example, hamsters eat their own offspring too, mostily because of overpopulaton issues,yea thats kinda messed up but, nature is'nt fair or easy, is just the way It is

@chitinskin9860

2 жыл бұрын

Crabs don't need the parasites to do that "dance", uninfected crabs typically do the same motions whenever their own eggs start to hatch, they need to dislodge them somehow and spazzing out is their best option, without it the babies would be stuck, so you probably would find looking at a crab spawning session in general equally as terrifying.

@cgguto

2 жыл бұрын

@@chitinskin9860 lol good to know, but just the tought of it fills me with dread

@XenoflareBahamut

2 жыл бұрын

Crab Rave intensifies

@cgguto

2 жыл бұрын

@@XenoflareBahamut *parasite rave intesifies

@CrystalRose1111

2 жыл бұрын

@@XenoflareBahamut lmfao

Male Crab: *exists* Parasitic barnacle: I'm about to end this man's masculinity

I remember how scientists used to die because they thought their tentacles were ropes

@jolerojosta

2 жыл бұрын

@scp-610 girl "soda."

@PaxJurassicus

2 жыл бұрын

“Tentacles”

@ieattacos68

2 жыл бұрын

well, *unzips*

Yup..nothing beats watching barnacles on sunday morning. Nice video recommendation by KZread.

Gonna blow up on KZread’s recommendations, calling it. But still, barnacles fill me with an unknown rage.

I’ve always wondered how barnacles functioned. I think they’re really cool and this only made me more intrigued.

Me: *Has trypophobia* My brain: *"But- you still want to watch it, right?"*

I knew that barnacles are weird before watching, but this…this was something else.

Didn’t know barnacle lore had CBT in it.

@kingkwad129

2 жыл бұрын

Heh

@scutumfidelis1436

2 жыл бұрын

Parasitic as always.

@tidypog3272

2 жыл бұрын

What's that

@ttchme9816

2 жыл бұрын

@@tidypog3272 cognitive behavior therapy. AMIRITE FELLAS?

@copporn1615

2 жыл бұрын

@@tidypog3272 Computer Based Test?

I'm SO glad you made a video about this little creatures. I find them extremely fascinating, and have such an alien look to them in the process. Now, those parasitic ones seem like the worst, wouldn't want to be a crab infested by one of them, nope

i don't know how i got here, but it was a fascinating video that leaves me scared and intrigued at the same time.

Such love for barnacles warms my sinus.

Barnacle(s) is also used as a derogatory word in SpongeBob

@hayaokakizaki4463

2 жыл бұрын

"Barnacles" isn't derogatory, merely vulgarity. Like f•••, s•••, and ass••••.

@hashbrown777

2 жыл бұрын

expletive*

@captainclipy6236

2 жыл бұрын

Also in Tintin! “Blistering Barnacles!”

@happygamer_18

2 жыл бұрын

No, that’s barnaclehead you’re thinking of

I now despise Barnacles with every fiber of my being, thank you

The agony a feel looking at this is indescribable

This video gave me chills idk why??

One of the many reasons I avoid the ocean, and all other bodies of water.

@john.d.rockefeller2538

2 жыл бұрын

This is why I try to visit all bodies of water, myself.

This isn't about half-life.

@gamercoolpt1398

2 жыл бұрын

True

@nicosteve0570

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know who ate all the donuts

@BrunoHartmann-

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i was expecting some half life shit

@seacatlol831

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicosteve0570 No, but why do we have to wear such ridiculous ties?

@Joona1410

2 жыл бұрын

@MarkTheFox OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!

This is the most underrated channel on youtube

I'm already creeped out yet fascinated

How was this the weirdest one yet?

Damn I didn’t know barnacles could move like that

@debutsu613

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a funny little character as your profile pic. I like that.

@maccapacca47

2 жыл бұрын

@@debutsu613 yeah he’s a funny little guy

@LucasGleason

2 жыл бұрын

wholesome

There's something about how they look like a bunch of unorganized holes opening and closing that's just so creepy

I was looking for this video. I never knew what they actually looked like in their shells

I feel like these would trigger someone's trypophobia

@Zoobi3

2 жыл бұрын

Triggers mine lol

The beak bed shivers with anticipation

Never thought i needed to know this

I dunno why..... but i get chills whenever I see the thumbnail.

"Well mating seasons over no need to keep this around *rips of D* "

The trypophobe’s nightmare 😂

@rizwanasir6587

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I almost threw up

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine

Where i live (chiloe island, in the south of chile) is very normal to eat one especie of bernacles that we called "picoroco", to this days still giving chills everytime when i see one

Imagine just wanting to mate and you literally get the “door” closed on your pp.

@s.a.m1845

2 жыл бұрын

"Oof!"

@1ntoTheAbyss

2 жыл бұрын

Oh well next year you got a new one. Lol

4:29 that's some H.R Giger horror shit there my god it looks creepy, even more so knowing the context.

Wait a barnacle is a creature. Meaning every sentence with "barnacle" as an exclamation in Spongebob was a racial slur

@carmenpopescu1284

2 жыл бұрын

The one racism I agree with

@Typicali

2 жыл бұрын

Dang SpongeBob

I do not expect this information ... but thank you.

Hung like a barnacle 😏

@lorenzoj1923

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I was just thinking this before I scrolled and found this LOL

@achka

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzoj1923 u looking for the "B" bro? as in BEINY BARNACLE BARB?

For the longest time, I thought they were sharp rocks that scratch me, till I was 15 *how Did I not know that they were ALIVE for 15 years*

This episode was wild from start to finish

5:15 "Are you feelin it now Mr. Krabs?"

“Barnacles, DIRTY BARNACLES!”

why do barnacles send a shiver down my spine whenever they just go :O :P :< :O :P :

I remember bashing a rock full of barnacles with a small heavy rock when I was younger Good times

@copporn1615

2 жыл бұрын

Must be satisfying

OK looks interesting

Aw hell yea Barnacle They do look gross and make me feel funky but they are peculiar to look and and kind of interesting to learn about

Everything just reminds me of her.

"Blistering barnacles!" -Captain Haddock

been wondering what a barnacle is and how they act in the environment.... they're weird but this video suffices my curiosity

2:55 Sounds like a move a guy in DnD would use XD

All these years of watching Spongebob, I never really considered what an actual barnacle was.

“The majority of barnacles are immobile” Then What about the minority that are mobile

@Forsakianity

2 жыл бұрын

hol up

wow, earth is a fascinating yet scary place the more you know.

learning stuff in the first 2 seconds; barnacles are crustaceans!?

fun fact: some unlucky guy got these to grow in his hand. the body's salty enough to where it can grow an the bloods good enough for them...

@wijayasaputra5599

2 жыл бұрын

fUn fACt

@nekozombie

2 жыл бұрын

@@wijayasaputra5599 a fun fact indeed

Damn what an interesting video

Human: "Size matters" Barnacle: "Hold my Length!"

For the first time, the ones in HL2 are much less horrifying than their irl counterparts.

I always thought barnacles were a type of coral I didn't know that they move

I'm itching so much now...barnacles!!

Thank you YT for making my Trypohobia evolve to another level.