Baldur's Gate 3 Unhinged - The Simp of Lloth
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What is more fun than smashing spiders? Well smashing friends who fail their perception checks.
Don't know, every one of my companions is thirstier than fish out of water and needs to be taught a lesson by taking them to the local spider pits.
There we will show off the world famous elf who simped so hard that they turned into a spider.
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imagine having any sort of magic at your fingertips and all you do with it is turn yourself into a spider and live in a cave forever.
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Right! They could do anything in the world, be anything, and they said, screw it I am going to sit in the dark and be a spider. Honestly, I am a little afraid thinking about it now, but people like to think that they're a wolf, a cat, tiger ect...but I never heard anyone wanting to cos-play or be a spider...or is there an internet spot for that? I am too afraid to even put that in my search engine.
@BloculusMonster
10 ай бұрын
@@helicalgoose rule 34, man....
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
@@BloculusMonster I do not have arachnophobia, but I still don't dare mess with Rule 34 on that sort of thing. I know there is a comic about "Monster girls" and one of them is a spider. Sooo you're absolutely correct on this one...there is porn on this.
Well don't just stand there, Shadowheart. Pour us a drink!
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
The only way to keep her from being grumpy is by pouring her a drink of Shadowdark ale. I am suspicious that she owns the brewery...
@ExtremeMan10
10 ай бұрын
AND DONT FORGET ABOUT KUTTENBERG!
Peter Parker's jealous less successful cousin 😅
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Offphh, that actually made me laugh. But I can't help but wonder if Peter Parker had any cousins and that this really was one of the side stories in the comics. If not, then someone needs to contact the writers of Spider man and make it a grim new comic villain. Cocoon making/blood drinking cousin who is jealous of spider-man all over.
😂 let's pour the drink 😂
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
*Starts pouring out drinks* Shadowdark ale for everyone!
lmao George the champ
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
George is the MVP! He is getting really close to breaking 20 kills, which is absurd! He can't be stopped!
I love this series.
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Many thanks, I am glad you're enjoying it so far! Shadowdark ale for everyone! *Starts pouring drinks*
Not having played the game im learning the plot through your run, i just hope baal makes an appeareance so he can learn to fear the TRUE Dead God of Murder - G E O R G E
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Its not a pretty good game. I highly recommend if possible getting a full couple days off and power through the game to get through act 1. Its good. This playthrough is sort of like KCD/Hardcore Henry in that there is story, but the story can only be view behind a wall of youtube poops :P
I'm concerned that your companions approved after you broke the guy's neck .. but I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you're putting together that kind of party LOL.
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
I feel like the party is currently cheering me on to cause more chaos ;)
@SequentialGamer_KCD
10 ай бұрын
@@helicalgoose They're a bad influence I tell ya LOL
Helical wouldn't you consider to restart this BG3 series with an "Henry of Skallitz" Character? Probably would fit the channel identity better.
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Haha possibly, but I rather not. I think Henry is a special boy that should be kept in his own realm, otherwise who knows the damage he could release. Honestly, he would probably end up as a new god of Schnapps or theft knowing this world. But really, what made KCD great was that Henry was given his own voice lines, which I wish BG3 did for their main characters. If they did that, then I would totally made Henry of Skalitz or Skalitz of Henry. That way I could goof ball the whole thing.
How many Titels will gorge get
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
Oooh, Owlbear slayer, and I was hoping to get the Spider slayer title too...but there is still time for others ;)
@dragono4129
10 ай бұрын
Probably by the end of this playthrough gorge will have as many titles as settra from warhammer
@helicalgoose
10 ай бұрын
@@dragono4129 Have you been reading my mind lately :P I have been going on a spree of Warhammer lore. Specifically this person, and I just finished watching/hearing this video in the background about Settra with all those titles :P kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2iHu9apZ6qzZqg.html