There'd be a riot for this nowadays

@mattbod

3 жыл бұрын

No there would not. Weston actually gives the guy some respect as he did what he was told and did not backchat him like some of the others.

@vexling111

3 жыл бұрын

Piss off, prick. Keep that xenophobic opinion to yourself.

@dalekcaan972

3 жыл бұрын

@@vexling111 awww touchy boy 😂

@dalekcaan972

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattbod blm would rally to support 😂

@robertpallier376

3 жыл бұрын

@@vexling111 you fuckin snowflake

I love the sarge. He needs to be cloned and applied for widespread attitude adjustment

@PottersVideos2

6 жыл бұрын

Do you mean the Sergeant or the wanker?

@fz7091

4 жыл бұрын

cojack Up his passarge

@HughMyron372

4 жыл бұрын

Brendan Johnson you human question mark!

@thegamingtrainspotter4582

4 жыл бұрын

Don't ever call a senior NCO a wanker!

@kamikaze4172

4 жыл бұрын

Sarnt. There are no sages except for two

"Don't snort the bloody thing, its not coke." Absolutely brilliant.

@richierottweiler923

Ай бұрын

I know, i laughed so much i almost shit!!

Sgt. Weston needs to be Prime Minister!

@adelarsen9776

6 жыл бұрын

Farage for PM Bloom for deputy Sgt Weston - Batman to Bloom (they're both soldiers)

@janarnold5569

5 жыл бұрын

We could use him in Germany.... that's for real.

@trevorbodnar5495

5 жыл бұрын

Instead of Prime Minister's Questions it would be Prime Minister's Beastings

@JD-li1xw

4 жыл бұрын

Send Sergeant Weston over to Brussels to fucking beast them!

"dont spit at me or corporal dean over there will play with your testicles " - cannot stop laughing !!

@jamesbarratt593

3 жыл бұрын

Corporal deans like wtf will i. Ha ha

@michaelecom4369

9 ай бұрын

yeah that was wild hahahaha

I would actually volunteer to get shouted at by Sergeant Weston

@michaelhealey9538

4 жыл бұрын

Why? Lol!😄 I'd volunteer to buy him a pint, seems like a good mate if he's not beasting you 🙂

@pmgunner2859

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhealey9538 same 🤣

@familyman831

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhealey9538 same

@SandmanGotBeer

3 жыл бұрын

It would be a fuckin' honor

@wmv666

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? And if you are sure, then are you sure you are sure!?

“Make like a dog!” “Make like a chicken!” “Make like a mon... Umm never mind”

@terrym5385

2 жыл бұрын

Just say it! It's not what is said, it's where it comes from within the individual. If it's racist, shut the f**k up, nobody wants to hear it. But if it's not coming from evil, just f'ing say it! The way you commented appears racist. Is it?

@him050

2 жыл бұрын

@@terrym5385 unfortunately the extreme left are not interested in the intent of the language used, only the words themselves.

@rhendry5832

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

He'd probably make a good soldier, took his beasting with good humour.

@walboyfredo6025

4 жыл бұрын

@Rob M where was this?

@matthewvwuk

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree. He took his beasting well & was the wiser for it I am sure of that. I wonder what Private Smith is doing with himself these days.

I love how Weston was genuinely impressed that Smith learned his lesson. Credit to Smith for taking it on the chin and making the best of it.

@kaisendalesmith915

Жыл бұрын

Yo thank you man ! It was hard but had to take it on the chin , especially when the cams were off it got worse but Weston will always be my biggest idol , I learned so much and still to this day forever learning from him

@mackspowah3281

Жыл бұрын

Probably looks at Smith and it reminds Weston a bit of himself

You can tell Weston likes this guy he is quite lenient with him.

Don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke!

@khayyamahmed856

5 жыл бұрын

That was pretty racist

@LukeBarrett21

5 жыл бұрын

@@khayyamahmed856 how so you deluded imbecile?

@mr.nebbercracker.9041

5 жыл бұрын

how is that racist?

@llamazarecool

5 жыл бұрын

4:03

@TakuCityPop

4 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid Yeah and so do white people as well, whats your point? It aint just black people doing coke lots of people do it as well. May I also add he didnt even mention the race of the guy in his comment so it was basically an assumption on the guy who thought it was racist.

Sgt Weston needs to negotiate Brexit !

@Nitrodozer

4 жыл бұрын

Got that right

@walesftw112

4 жыл бұрын

michel barnier: "the reason we cant have a free trade agreement is because of Nort..." Sgt:"shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up"

Tim Weston was the best thing on this show. Absolutely hilarious. And it was a brilliant show.

@vin-dog575

9 ай бұрын

You mean the best thing since sliced bread.

He was the happiest in jail. . .

@sambruinstroop1909

5 жыл бұрын

Natural habitat m8

@stellaartois303

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Bruinstroop 😂😂😂

@holoqofholoqqia9503

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he looked so sad when he knew he's going back to the Section bruh.

@kaisendalesmith915

Жыл бұрын

@@sambruinstroop1909 you dumb founded idiot , if you ever see how my life has been since and how well my business's i own have made me a wealthy guy you wouldnt be saying such foolishness !

@kaisendalesmith915

Жыл бұрын

​@@stellaartois303 and you sghould be ashamed of yourself to follow such idiotic statements

Oh bless his arm hurts

@philip-es7bw

7 жыл бұрын

no pain no gain bring it back

@spartan2000music

6 жыл бұрын

Awww shucks poor diddums

@theslayeroforyx3546

3 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid my thoughts exactly. I bet he used it as an excuse to get out of PT. Except his plan backfired as he ended up in front of the provo

(As a Royal Marine) The, "Shut up" "Shut up" "Shut the fuck up" Made me laugh reminds me of a few guys

He really is the best thing since sliced bread. I hope Mr Weston is happy and well loved.

@darthsidioustheemperor7976

2 жыл бұрын

He's past away , don't know when

@drrandom429

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthsidioustheemperor7976 I can't find any source to say that Tim Weston has passed away. You sure you weren't getting confused with Sgt Rae?

"Go for another one, this time don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke" 😂🤣

@shabihabbas34

3 жыл бұрын

😂

2:04 starts singing Akon, that broke me 😂

"it's aches and pains. it's because you haven't used your muscles. you are using them probably for the first time in your life." i died laughing right there.

@matthewvwuk

2 жыл бұрын

"Stand to attention & shut up!"! "Look at me in the eye, if you have got the guts then look at me in the eye"! "Don't answer back to me"! Etc etc! I was in stitches with laughter as well Stevehwan!

@toffeelatte6042

8 ай бұрын

He was right though, someone unfit wouldn't have survived that beasting.

Provost is the best. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Love it.

@gwolf6975

4 жыл бұрын

Yll Buzoku this guy was the hardest one, and he still wasn't all that angry.

Corporal Dean having a laugh back there, enjoying every moment

4:21 - 4:27 Weston's gestures made me laugh my arse off so hard.....

Sgt weston is probably one of the nicest Sargent I've seen 😂 good old fashion beasting

@gowdsake7103

11 ай бұрын

And bloody effective

“We got there! But because you were a little bit slow, let’s go for another one!” 😂😂😂

Sargent Weston reminds me of my old school rugby coach, ex army and would push us to do our best.

That sergeant at the end making all wonkey noises in his ear was hilarious, I would of been pissing myself as well 😂

This is a joke TV army, for those of us who were regulars we know Smith would have been it tears and pain and would have sorted is act out double quick time.

@thatguy22441

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn right he would have. I can't speak for the British Army (I'm sure it's very similar to ours, though) but in the US Army, he'd have gotten his ass handed to him. While the US military did away with corporal punishment (I think in an all volunteer military they shouldn't waste time and effort trying to make every recruit into a soldier; it's easier and better for everyone to just get rid of the ones with the "Conscript Syndrome"). On the other hand, they should be able to use corporal punishment (and whatever else necessary) in programs such as this.

@redbutton255

5 жыл бұрын

BlueBaron3x7 it's not a joke ya silly basterd ya the reason why he didn't cry is because he doesn't give a shit about the consequences

@redbutton255

5 жыл бұрын

BlueBaron3x7 and he was in pain

@menace4459

5 жыл бұрын

ehhhh we still play plenty of fuck fuck games here in the U.S. Army...@@thatguy22441

@matthewjones9565

5 жыл бұрын

I was in the regulars for 17 years, I did time in jail, and I went on to serve on the Regimental Police Staff as a corporal and later as the Provost Sergeant. I don't know anyone, including me, who wasn't broken in jail. This whining little fuck nugget would have been destroyed in the army. If he'd have gobbed off at me like that he'd have had his arse handed to him. I didn't watch much of this programme because it's pathetic. I do remember one episode where one little scumbag had to carry a dustbin round for an hour and the narrator said, "This may seem harsh by todays standards.......". I thought what's fucking harsh about that?

we need for prisons to be like this and to bring back national service. ty for putting the vids up.

Man, I don't think Smith realised how reasonable that corporal was being lmao. Lifeline dangling in his face and still argued the toss haha

That's not a beasting. A beasting in the jail in our battalion went on until you cried, and it went on some more. The RP Staff would totally break us down.

@dimitriosdesmos4699

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Jones ...so sad. Can i ask you something if you could give me an honest answer i would appreciate it although you got your full name.....From your whole experience in the army....how much of it was shouting and beasting and how much was it useful knowledge that increased your efficiency as a soldier in the battlefield....percentage-wise if you can.

@matthewjones9565

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimitriosdesmos4699 I'd say 60% was instructional and 40% was beasting, in training anyway. It was for a purpose though. It put you in your place, it programmed you to do as you're told, when you're told. The sad thing was that the lefty snowflakes got involved and insisted that it was terribly nasty to the poor little babies joining the army. That had a detrimental effect on the people going to battalions.

@RobbertHoek

3 жыл бұрын

They did that one time in season 1 with the normal Lads army, when 3 said they had shaved while they didnt, lying to the platoon commander. the beasted them between the section buildings so everyone could see it and only stopped when one of them broke down crying.

@rafaelbogdan9307

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewjones9565 I've been given to understand the beasting and screaming also has to do with mentally preparing people for extreme stress, such as when the enemy is blasting you with high explosives, poison gas, human wave charges, snipers, the kitchen sink, and fuck knows what else.

@toffeelatte6042

2 жыл бұрын

Idk how long ago but this has changed, 8 years ago beasting is something that would rarely happen to you more than twice, first time was easy 2nd time fucked you up physically for days, because you'd be training but under more physical duress due to the beasting than most of your unit. I think they finally realised if you beast people to breaking point, you get the machine you want serving, but that person is fucked up permenantly.

We need more people in this world like Provo Sgt Weston....Love to go for a pint with him..

See how happy he is behind bars lazing around. All his life will ever be.

@kaisendalesmith915

Жыл бұрын

and you sir are a fool how about that! dickhead

SERGEANT TIM WESTON IS A LEGEND LOL

How Weston keep a straight face during this lol 😂😂😂

4:53 The sign to the left as he walks in. *State of Alert - BLACK* 😂😂

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid how is it racist? Its actually a name.

@gordonlai9248

5 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid Aryan is actually a name. There's this wonderful thing called "Google" that you can try using.

@gordonlai9248

5 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid Of course I know that, but a word can have different connotations and meanings.

@LHoriginal

5 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid fuckin brain dead

Ahh the posh boys at the top, the state school boys at the bottom... and the trickle down effect starts!!!

@tophatproductions3031

4 жыл бұрын

As it should be

We need this national service for all young people to put manners ! respect ! And learn how to be men !

@danielrescorla7758

5 жыл бұрын

And you’re a non warfaring idiot who takes pride in what your generation did but you bask in its glory even though you did nowt. Be gone with you

This time don't snort the bloody thing! It's not coke! LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Haha i remember getting sent down to the guardroom for a beasting in basic training and i had to get one of them heavy floor buffers and buff the ceiling and shout "eew aww eew aww i love carrots" hahaha..

@tomblue3532

Жыл бұрын

Plus stress position with different sized shell casings which you then had to brasso because you got them dirty!

The Platoon Commander is.... VERY attractive xxxx

@keithpilkington907

5 жыл бұрын

He certainly looks like a kick ass kinda guy haha

Smith legitimately looked like he was having fun doing all that, really

@terrym5385

2 жыл бұрын

no kidding, goddamn kindergarten. Pathetic.

This is what we need now here in the UK.

i once applyed for this but they would not take former soilders.

@PottersVideos2

5 жыл бұрын

This is mad! (edit: I take that back)

@fz7091

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Khalid The first season was for volunteers

This provo and the one with the huge moustache are the best

The country would be in a much better place if we had more Tim Westons about

ahhhhhh poor smith!! feel sorry for the person that has to change his nappy

One of the funniest beasties I've ever seen😂 I'd love to be sergeant Weston haha

ahw hes oppressed bless him and sgt weston should of been protecting our war memorials

Top bloke, proper provo sgt, saying that each one has the skills.

From a Yank- The Sargent looks like he is trying not to laugh. The British Army knows how to communicate with it's recruits. Well done!

@chrisholland7367

6 жыл бұрын

john smith Don't forget this was based on British national service of the 1950s potentially a recruit would possibly have been 'roughed up a little '

I joined the army in 1993, and if we spoke to our NCOs like that under any circumstances, they'd have taken us out the back and kicked the shit out of us! My old man joined the RAF in the 60s, and the stories he told me about the beastings he got (he was a bit of a shit), made my time in the army seem almost pleasant!

It's so crazy, it's brilliant

I can't breathe properly whilst ranting lol

Keep em coming!

The physical training instructor in the white vest is Nicky Sandford from series 1?

You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Classic.

I was waiting for him to say make like a certain animal 😂😂😂

@StickyickyX The point is that it is so comical. I will be uploading full season episodes shortly.

I’ll bet Provost Sergeant Weston was a real fucking hard case when he was younger. I wouldn’t mess with him even now!

What's the name of that tune that plays at the end?

NEEDED NOW !!

How did they find a Dennison smock that big ? Was it made from a 12 x 12 tent ?

That Provos is something else entirely. 😂👍

If national service was brought back today, there would be country-wide havoc, protests, and possibly riots

@matthewvwuk

2 жыл бұрын

I think National Service should be brought back to be honest. Too bad if there are protests & riots, they should be ruthlessly crushed! There are too many delinquents on our streets these days with absolutely no respect for their elders & betters & think that they do whatever they like & nobody is going to stop them! National Service changed boys to men & it was for the national good as well!

i love Sgt Weston. But he kinda reminds me of one of the Giants from the BFG... think its bloodbottler. Hardest arse ever to grace the British military i think....

That hooray henry young Rupert (british officer) is about as menacing as his cartoon bear namesake: "Stand to attenshun". Sergeant Weston though well would not want to mess with him. Decent NCOs are the ones where the respect and leadership lie.

@tommyatkins2527

8 жыл бұрын

+mattbod officers don't have to be menacing maybe except those who rose through ranks that's what SNCOS and NCOS are for

@pat25c

6 жыл бұрын

mattbod why bark when you have a dog.

@Delboy18675

6 жыл бұрын

mattbod yeah init Portugal is wonderful this time of hour man good to see you my old mucka like in the good old days in school

I've noticed that one of provost staff smiling at Smiths beasting.

That's hysterical!! XD

got better motivation than I got

"Dont spit in me face, or Corporal Fucking Dean over there will play with your testicles"!! LOL!!

That arch in his back was hurting me

Love the provost lol !!!!!

No problem. More to come...

People in jail should be put through this discipline

Bloody officers... Like a naughty school boy. Officer was actually trying to help him from getting wrecked.

what season of bad lads army was this in then?

At least he learned his lesson....

Provost Sergeant Weston is the best fucking instructor known to man

They need to bring this back

@mgtowchampion7961

4 жыл бұрын

For what purpose? Are you one of those people who think that the army would give these guys "a short sharp shock" or some bullshit theory?

@mgtowchampion7961

4 жыл бұрын

@PrezDaNT the CUNT SL4Y3R 666卐卐 not my fault that I dont want to kiss the queens ass, fine go and agree with joining the army to defend the elite.

@patricklamshear6662

4 жыл бұрын

The P C brigade won't allow it,shame.

"Don't snort the bloody thing, it's not coke."

Glad I watched till the end don’t snort it it’s not coke 😂

Westons the reason im here. Fucking hilarious. Really fucking hilarious. Ha ha ba ba ba ba ha laughing my ass off.

"dont snort the bloody thing its not coke" 😅😅

that chicken sound he made sounds like someone is stomping on it

I could never imagine being in boot camp and talking to the DI's the way some of these boys do. Are they minors? Is that why they're not getting their heads bounced for directly talking back?

No pain, no gain man.

"My health is going down" yeah he plays too many video games.

I'm locked up they won't let me out LOL

‘Don’t drown’ 😂

Good old Smith...well done son!

I remember this one back in 2005

He loved him in the end, a bit too much lol

Boarding schools punishments god this brings back good and bad memories at the same time

Makes you wish we still had national service!

Weston was falling in love with at the end

@gavinburns9516

3 жыл бұрын

Falling in love with him

Sergeant Weston is Class. Um What’s Um I Didn’t You Say Um Did I Lol :).

I think the RMP might have something to say about that - namely "Are you calling us slackers, you fucking mutant?"

I fucking love Sgt Weston 😂😂

As our PTI used to say. No pain,no gain..