Aztecs: *exists* Conquistadors: *S P A N I S H O R V A N I S H*

@itsyaboibenjones4279

5 жыл бұрын

*Duolingo would like to know your location*

@powerman8508

4 жыл бұрын

* *SPANISH AND VANISH* *

@wolfcreek8484

4 жыл бұрын

*pika*

@Nuevomexicano

4 жыл бұрын

*SANTIAGO INTENSIFIES*

@tepoztlitlacatl634

4 жыл бұрын

Well small pox ....the Spanish we filthy and diseases riddled that what killed them

"What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice" - what a way to socialize

@mattcunningham9235

4 жыл бұрын

Or like watching someone get their head chopped off with a giant fucking blade like france fue for centuries eh

@veng3r663

4 жыл бұрын

Logan's Run was all over 'that' with Carousel... :( kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoFm2NqYgqbdg9Y.html

@SensitivityGames

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattcunningham9235 you think they did that for entertainment? most were forsed to stand and watch to scare them off not for fun.

@blackroselostindarkness5643

4 жыл бұрын

Works for me.

@jrojas961

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Cunningham it would’ve been better than today what a good thing to watch while drinking a beer and eating a hotdog while watching someone’s head chop off

Girl: My heart beats for you my love Boy: And mine for you as well my dear Aztec priest: *S E I Z E T H E M*

@shaynewheeler9249

Жыл бұрын

😢😢😢

When learning what Aztecs were doing to the prisoners of war, the old Greek and Roman slavery starts to seem like some merciful thing.

@liriani

3 жыл бұрын

when you think about it, rome at the time of its peak was more powerful and civilised than the aztecs hundreds of years later

@stollinroned5090

2 жыл бұрын

Meh I'd prefer being sacrificed to being enslaved all my life

@user-iu8ho4gf4m

2 жыл бұрын

@@liriani He meant their brutally.

@nehirk616

2 жыл бұрын

@@stollinroned5090 As I know, slaves in rome were mostly able to gain their freedom and was not treated like in the british empire time. Edit: I have read the History of Rome I by Theodore Mommsen and there was this claim that piqued my interest very much: it was easier for a slave to be freed from their owner than a son being freed from his father.

@octaviogutierrez9158

2 жыл бұрын

@@liriani Yeah so civilized, they enjoyed brutal and bloody slave deaths in the colosseum just for entretaiment and not in the name of his universe like the aztecs.

"The corpse was beheaded, dismembered, and rolled down the stairs of the temeple." *FLUTE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@somerandomidiot9064

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed at this too much

@kaiseralejandro4913

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed hurd

@i.s.9451

4 жыл бұрын

Its weird, I read this post whilst the narrator said it. I almost freaked... And I'm a flute player.

@mississippiball1003

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought Islam was violent After commenting this I'm not even going to look in my inbox

@Callebravo

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because that’s what they play when someone is brutally murdered

“How do we appease our gods?” “Let’s kill and eat each other” “Genius”

@lisandrogonzalez9521

3 жыл бұрын

That's because according to the legend, Aztec gods offered their own blood to create people, these gods were Tezcatlipoca, Huizilopochtli, Tlaloc and the most known Quetzalcoatl, so if the gods bleed to create them and give them life, they should do it as well, of course it was a belief and life wasn't created like that at all, but that was how they thought. And if they didn't do that, the sun wouldn't rise anymore and the end would come soon according to their beliefs

@sniperkit8

3 жыл бұрын

Like girlfriends

@delideri3518

3 жыл бұрын

March 1519, hats off to you.

@dirtbikes4days084

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandersmith5319 yes

@dirtbikes4days084

3 жыл бұрын

@Napoleon B England and France were allied to the us during the 1st world war they were called by their allies and went to war. Same with world war 2, the us was called to war and they answered. In ww1 the us shouldn't have even been part of that war. The US didn't just give then tons of money to the French and the English.

when the aztecs are so brutal their neighbors teamed up with spain

@hueyitlahtoani9242

2 жыл бұрын

Then the spanish also became more brutal and put them into slavery once they weren't of use to them anymore😂😂I swear people are awful

@johntucker3693

2 жыл бұрын

@@hueyitlahtoani9242 Good, i'm usually against conquest and imperialism but the decimation of the aztec empire is one of the few times i'm thankful for imperialism. Thank God they perished.

@hueyitlahtoani9242

2 жыл бұрын

@@johntucker3693 nah girl, you're just a terrible human being, you do know there were innocent children right, along with innocent men and women that had nothing to do with anything but go off ig

@kidmomo2

2 жыл бұрын

@@johntucker3693 off a 5 min video?

@johntucker3693

2 жыл бұрын

@@kidmomo2 if all the evidence in this 5 minute video is true then yes, it doesn't need much thought to realize who were the good guys.

Imagine standing in line waiting to have your heart ripped out. Your headless body would be rolling down the staircase in half an hour, just five more people to go ahead of you in the line. The gut wrenching scream of the current victim on the chopping table ringing in your ears as his chest gets torn apart and his still throbbing heart gets pulled out. You avoid looking at the gruesome scene and try calming yourself that it'll all be over soon. You realize that you've wet and soiled yourself in sheer terror. One after the other, the five people in front of you turn into five headless, heartless corpses. It's your turn now. You begin climbing the staircase, getting closer to the sacrificing board with every step you take. You're now lying flat on your back on the sacrificing board and watch the executor's shiny, pointy dagger rising up above your chest...

@danielbrown7115

2 жыл бұрын

Then there's an eclipse of the Sun, then the priest says," Ok guys that's enough for this time take the rest out for a game of run and shoot.

@pelon7109

2 жыл бұрын

Sound like what the Mexican cartel does in one video they even cut out the heart of a guy and took a bite not as good as the aztecs did it but they try

@Axxxel_in_Harlem

2 жыл бұрын

@@pelon7109 They're like this because of Aztec genetic memory.

@playasway9016

2 жыл бұрын

Then some crazy hill billy pops up out of know we’re and chops one of the Aztec n half with some sharp shiny silver stick wipe out all there friends save you then put u n chains and kidnap u again 🤦🏽‍♂️

@eelchiong6709

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't anyone of them thought of going down fighting? In my place, I'd take one of them with me, preferably the high priest. Grab one of them suddenly and leap for the edge of the pyramid.

Aztecs:kills thousands of people Aztec god:tf are they doing Other Aztec god:idk we just let them it’s funny

@rew1677

5 жыл бұрын

Just like the new god comes in New god: *WTF ARE THEY DOING* old god: we dont know its just fun for that other god

@Antisocialexe

5 жыл бұрын

*Spanish god come in* Spanish god: why u Lettin this happen Other god: tbh we just cba to do anything and that one finds it funny u can take over if u want Spanish god: ight I’m bout to end this whole civilisations career

@angelnavarro4618

4 жыл бұрын

Aztecs kill by their believes USA had killed million for money.

@joelangrehr6184

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelnavarro4618 explain

@mycondolences8708

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Me: (Finds a heart) Aztecs: You ganna eat that?

@beverlyarcher3744

5 жыл бұрын

Nope it has a bunch of diseases in it

@edwardtan4955

5 жыл бұрын

Yes they are eating that like feast

@bingusgamer5781

5 жыл бұрын

Hay thats mean form my culture

@Joemamagaming36

5 жыл бұрын

@King101_7 oh my god dude!!!!😂😂😂😂

@apollogold4494

5 жыл бұрын

King101_7 Me: Finds prisoner (Read King101_7’s comment)

The tears of small children .... these guys were not right in the head but I love the enthusiasm and dedication

@briancooley8777

2 жыл бұрын

They were evil

@CT--ym5mn

2 жыл бұрын

@@briancooley8777 imagine what they're thinking if we told them we didn't give sacrificial hearts and only have to pray every Sunday. they would call us heretic imbeciles it's all about the point of view

@1204khalil

2 жыл бұрын

Did you forget how Abraham almost kill his son because god asked to do it in the bible? This is the same

@briancooley8777

2 жыл бұрын

@@1204khalil no it’s not. Not even close. One almost-sacrifice isn’t even comparable to hundreds of actual murders of children. Especially when you know the context of the story of isaac and that the point that God did this was to prove that He WASN’T the same as the other gods because He actually cares about human life. It was also a foreshadow of Him sending Himself as sacrifice instead. He would rather suffer than have us suffer.

@1204khalil

2 жыл бұрын

@@briancooley8777 Isn't it the same? It was literally a test to see how fanatical and blind-faithful the guy was and it seems that you don't really know your god because the guy approved slavery, genocide in his name and the murder of 42 children using bears, you're talking about context but from the point of view of the Aztecs their god needed help every day to defeat the night, for them it was not a story of something that supposedly happened but for them it was something that was happening in real time that is why their religion was so intense while there are currently fewer believers in Christianity

This made me realize how much logic and boredom people had back then💀

despite popular beliefs, it was not just the Spanish that beat the Aztecs. It was a union effort by nearly every tribe and neighboring tribe that either hated the Aztecs (for sacrificing their own, or fear of being conquered by them). THe Aztecs were able to rally up thousands of natives to join the Spanish and fight Aztecs . It was not just the Spanish trying to stop sacrificial Aztecs either. Quite afew angry tribes/groups also helped out, perhaps "bitter" about thier friends being sacrificed, to say the least .

@ThomasK96

5 жыл бұрын

True that.

@Yoyle-jq9ul

5 жыл бұрын

True

@jadeddragon4254

5 жыл бұрын

pony centaur ok doctor google

@FPSTiger

5 жыл бұрын

Yes contrary to popular belief these old tribes in North America did not get along at all before the Europeans came

@Eddy-ii4xz

5 жыл бұрын

Haha go Spanish!

Japanese empire: I’m the most Barbarian Nation in the whole world! Aztec: hold my heart

@josephcollar5987

5 жыл бұрын

Now eat it 😖😖😖😖

@lillejuensen8084

5 жыл бұрын

Potato and Carrot vikings: hold my axe

@wolfshadow1514

5 жыл бұрын

Germany: I'm gonna stay out of this one

@gachagamer9123

5 жыл бұрын

Hashashins they are the real assasins:Hold mah Hidden Blade

@wolfshadow1514

5 жыл бұрын

k-pop is cringe soviet russians: What was that punk

The particularly brutal skin flaying ritual was for the god of plants and springtime. The skin was worn to represent the rebirth of new plants every spring.

@sebaspepper

Жыл бұрын

I would really like to know how they skinned humans

@srleaoleonardo24

Жыл бұрын

@@sebaspepper Using the same method that we use in animals

@lunity1111

Жыл бұрын

@@sebaspepperyou can google it it’s horrific

@lunity1111

Жыл бұрын

They often boiled people first or left them in the sun it’s amazing how something can actually make you think death by stabbing is an easy way out

@Xipe-totex

10 ай бұрын

Xipe totec

It’s really creepy when he shows the priest eating of the heart

@lukamilosevic661

2 жыл бұрын

Y U M M Y

@user-kz3kk4pm1v

Жыл бұрын

@@lukamilosevic661 wtf?

"Blood will give life to the sun" its like they are the ancient version of facebook. "1like equals 1 drop of water to the africans"

@themirac5614

5 жыл бұрын

R/murderedbywords

@thomas-nk7kx

5 жыл бұрын

@@themirac5614 ye boi

@strangerdanger1135

5 жыл бұрын

200th like

@datgreedymouse6860

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jamesevans4124

5 жыл бұрын

They can eat sand or lead for all I care. Deus Vult.

Imagine being sacrificed just so one big spicy boii can rise up for 1 day.

@Limesyrup7

4 жыл бұрын

im fucking wheezing

@gilbunny9069

4 жыл бұрын

imagine then finding out the big spicy boi was gonna rise up anyway

Thank you cortez

To be fair, I think it's kind of unfair Aztecs seem to be singled out for human sacrifice. The Celts had a tradition called "wicker man" where they stuffed a bunch of people into...well...a giant statue of a man made of wicker, and then burned them all alive.

@TehAlvarez

Жыл бұрын

Some people lack the brain cells to dive deeper into human history. And for one im glad, the fact that they don’t have the iq to comprehend human history makes me enjoy everything about it a bit harder

@esztervarga5431

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Even Natives in Hawaii did the same thing in the past. In fact, even today, many tribes kill and eat humans. They are just not well known. Also the majority live in the Jungle. South America, Indonesia etc. Aztecs were a brutal tribe, but they were not the only one who did human sacrifices

@fatuusdottore

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, tons of other cultures have had human sacrifice.

@johnhareiel5118

8 ай бұрын

Yea but the Celtics didn't sacrifice up to a million

@Dennis-nc3vw

7 ай бұрын

@johnhariel I don’t know, you could fit a lot of people in those statues.

Vampire's be like: I succc so much blood Aztecc: *OBSERVE*

@HectorTheMexicanGamer

5 жыл бұрын

*E* isn't funny

@user-ke5cs5er3e

5 жыл бұрын

@@HectorTheMexicanGamer k?

@inkslaboratory3010

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love dark humor. 🤣🤣🤣

@thatonekid4732

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ke5cs5er3e Aztec: "hold my taco"

@jaidenhoto3776

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a JoJo reference? lmao

Me: I broke a girl's heart 😥 Aztecs: That's Cute...

@morrisstudio8372

3 жыл бұрын

Are u gonna eat that heart?

@roskcity

3 жыл бұрын

Cannibalism

@kenken8765

3 жыл бұрын

Aztec priest: That's so holy of you

@Monkeh516

3 жыл бұрын

Also Aztecs: "it will make the blood god appeased, dig in"

@vimalcurio

3 жыл бұрын

I broke at least 3 girls heart today for real

"Never Steal Someones Heart" Aztecs:and I took that personally

you forgot to mention that sometimes people would get sacrificed by personal choice. they would go up to these temples willingly because to be sacrificed was considered to be a tremendous honor. the believe that huitzilopochtli was in a war against darkness and that if the darnkess won the world would end. being sacrificed to him meant you joined his army in the war against darkness and once the war was over it would mean a promising afterlife.

You forgot to mention that many of the Aztecs' neighbors were really happy when the Aztecs got wiped out. EDIT: They literally hated the Aztecs so much they sided with the Spanish.

@richardstephens5570

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Most of Cortes army was native allies.

@dsmith5788

4 жыл бұрын

Knock down population on My Land..

@marcopena7638

3 жыл бұрын

Andy F. Then they got wiped out too

@that_impala_guy0490

3 жыл бұрын

👌

@squirrels24seven

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcopena7638 No, it was mostly the aztecs.

Forgot to mention Cortez had between 250k - 500k native allies that hated the last Aztec (Mexica) ruler.

@RonT222

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect recipe for a revolt. And that's what it was.

@jessica.526

3 жыл бұрын

I'm full native, my tribe revolted against the Aztecs because we were tired of getting killed.

@carlosa.n5100

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessica.526 Some of my ancestors were Acolhua part of Texcoco and Tlaxcala. My family even maintained or native last name. We also sided with the Spanish because the Mexica were taking too much power

@arturomonter4095

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessica.526 ajá, y yo soy el rey de Noruega

@takumifujiwara2951

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessica.526 bro come catch these hands i am semi related to the Aztecas

This may be my favorite line of any historical documentary ever. "What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice." Around 1:45

Eating a heart, gives more health. Common game sense :D

@ASmartNameForMe

2 жыл бұрын

A heart a day keeps the blood god's away

When they found out the sun rises on its own...

@lolacortez1176

3 жыл бұрын

Science

@mandyjogi1057

3 жыл бұрын

Population rised

@chakr.a

3 жыл бұрын

mandy jogi ☠️☠️🤭

@muiscnight

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@cronecrone5498

3 жыл бұрын

My cat knows the sun rises on its own. This romanticizing of pure unadulterated mob insanity is idiotic.

Imagine how many hearts were given on Valentine's day

@zitlali8350

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@nathanrhylorzonio2053

3 жыл бұрын

We aint talkin about heart chocolate boxes

@user-uy7bn4kt2b

3 жыл бұрын

Quite literally

"There aren't better cultures, only different than yours..." Yeah.. right

@JohnnyWindmill

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I am all for diversity and that but if your culture involves human sacrifices and cannibalism you can screw off

@thesecond4767

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyWindmill Every culture was like that back in the day, this was in the same time period as the Spanish inquisition where we burned anyone who we were suspicious of in the name of Christ our lord and saviour.

@JohnnyWindmill

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesecond4767 at least they did not eat people

@thesecond4767

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyWindmill it was still barbaric tho

@user-ip5yc7bg2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesecond4767 It doesn't matter if you even believe in Christ. Protestants were also burnt.

I’m an Aztec fundamentalist who lives in the Mexican desert and I still practice all these rituals with a constant influx of bodies the cartels bring me, they participate too

@Elapidae89

9 ай бұрын

Oddly enough I believe you.

@haideng1710

9 ай бұрын

I bless you

@cristinamz2137

6 ай бұрын

@@Elapidae89 For real. Same here. The cartels are just as brutal as the ancient Aztecs.

the jaguar at 1:29 was like "what u guys gonna do with me?" lol

@Pablovru

5 жыл бұрын

"Some mistakes were made"

@mikekazz5353

5 жыл бұрын

But the main question is did they gain it's courage and speed after they eat the heart

@maxolech9227

5 жыл бұрын

But the statue was like "shee you dead son"

@riordan7814

5 жыл бұрын

Cheetah

@coolkidstarr8473

5 жыл бұрын

The poor Jaguar I don't know why they killed the Jaguar he look like a little cute kitty cat

"It's a sucky day." *Sees Simple History notification* "It's a good day." ALSO PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON THE WHIPPET TANK

@votecthulhu9378

5 жыл бұрын

If you have a sucky day the gods are displeased with you. Offer them your pet or some of your blood.

@jonah9046

5 жыл бұрын

The British Whippet Medium Tank! Really interesting suggest right there, pal! I support it!

@JSMEsq

5 жыл бұрын

Havanadog 7 the mark A?

@Simplehistory

5 жыл бұрын

But better than being sacrificed to the Gods :P

@havanadog7987

5 жыл бұрын

@@Simplehistory I don't have to worry about being sacrificed if I run away at the Whippet's dizzying 8mph

It was actually very rare for priests or anyone to eat the hearts. They only did on very special occasions, maybe once a year, at most.

imagine being in line, "you can go ahead, no sir after you"

"What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice."

@mattcunningham9235

4 жыл бұрын

Or "killing innocent people by burning them alive while spectators watched" like europe during the same exact fucking time eh

@SuperPepecharlie

4 жыл бұрын

Lego Imperial Officer Like public lynchings in America as well

@elijah5791

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattcunningham9235 Not saying that Europe was much better, but at least they weren't daily eating human hearts and wearing the skin of their victims around. That's pretty sick and I am personally glad that this culture was destroyed from the earth.

@GonzalezHack

4 жыл бұрын

@@elijah5791 exactly

@brandoncruz9548

4 жыл бұрын

Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

Can you come with us? Why? To praise the gods Actually kills person like a boss Sacrifice time

@BananaNutBread-vj5hs

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, thats what happened to the kings daughter from another tribe on the day she was supposed to get married. The Aztecs didnt have a civilization yet. They ran off to an island to isolate themselves from the kings tribe.

@jakek5266

5 жыл бұрын

yeeez

@huntermoss9403

5 жыл бұрын

dude i love your profile my favorite character from battlefield friends is engineer lol

@stephencious

5 жыл бұрын

B)

@AndresRodriguez-fs1pt

5 жыл бұрын

Tootrill 843 he doesn't kill them like a boss he kill them like a coward.

it's wild to see everyone saying Columbus and the Spanish would be tried for crimes against humanity, and everyone just ignores this kind of behavior.

@georgeskanderbeg3242

2 жыл бұрын

Hypocrites

@nomecreona3829

2 жыл бұрын

The black legend, you know. All a bunch of lies

@reyj2532

Жыл бұрын

The sacrifices were done to willing war heros, you are taking the video as complete fact as if it's not known that the colonists would try to make other cultures seem like demons to make themselves look like saints, the people you are idolizing are the same people who would stone philosophers to death because they had a will of their own

@RoastOfEmpires

Жыл бұрын

@@reyj2532 i'm not idolizing anyone I'm just pointing out the short-sighted nature of current progressives who use the immoral past of a country as a reason it needs to be overthrown

@nedmode9412

7 ай бұрын

are you ignorant?

"We sacrifice lives and ourselves to appease the Gods!" Gods: "All my friends keep killing themselves......"

And then they got sneezed on

@azwoopr2772

5 жыл бұрын

TheBearWhisperer ayeeee it’s bear btw upload

@ilovehegel

5 жыл бұрын

Please make a video again. It's been far too long

@xmodgamer2655

5 жыл бұрын

Its been so long since you uploaded

@alexramirez7852

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@moeedmudassar3327

5 жыл бұрын

MAKE MORE VIDS OMFG

People : 2020 is sucks! I wish I lived in past The past :

@oshb5559

3 жыл бұрын

True ha ha because 2020 was definitely the the worst year this millennium/Century but so many years in history have been far worse.

@tranquil2119

3 жыл бұрын

@@oshb5559 definitely not the millennium. The Black Death, massacre of Nanking, and the Holocaust was much more worse than this.

@Fruitsmymainispomgranates

3 жыл бұрын

@@tranquil2119 and 583

@YoloBagels

2 жыл бұрын

@@tranquil2119 None of those things happened in this millenium

@tranquil2119

2 жыл бұрын

@@YoloBagels oop sry. But still compared to the past 1918 pandemic, this is nothing. There are probably going to be more intense disasters in the future.

3:25 I remember reading about a man being sacrificed this way in a Clive Cussler book called "Treasure"

If this is what my Aztec ancestors did on a daily basis, then I'm glad that the Spanish came and took over

@MrRamazanLale2

Жыл бұрын

Good Goy

Zombies: I eat brains, no one can beat me! Aztecs: Hold my sacrificial dagger

@bingchillingsimp5811

4 жыл бұрын

THE JURASSIC KING do u realize his name lol

@lolbosss

4 жыл бұрын

Your GF:

@hajimehinata5854

4 жыл бұрын

JoJo

@rabbip.florita5288

4 жыл бұрын

@JURASSIC DEFENSE r/woosh

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A FRICKIN JOJO REFERENC

Enemy: your empire is a joke Aztec: oh yeah? Eat your heart out

@terrrario1014

5 жыл бұрын

Before they eat yours.

@edggge2242

5 жыл бұрын

Spain***********

I find the Aztecs fascinating!

@Gaberme_180

2 жыл бұрын

Radal: watdefok

I love your channel

Don't ever go to the Aztec empire in 14-16th century. Worst mistake of my life

@mitchelq.6594

5 жыл бұрын

Ok I wo- *WAIT*

@dearleader6789

5 жыл бұрын

darkpanda112 ### is your profile pick a screenshot from the VR steamed hams video? Respect gained

@msy6864

5 жыл бұрын

*_steamed hams_*

@Jacksiloution

5 жыл бұрын

We don't have the heart to

@cloroxbleach9551

5 жыл бұрын

Please send rescue i wanna get out of here

The quickest way to a woman's heart Is through her chest -old Aztec Proverb

@MrChukinorris

4 жыл бұрын

dayum

@bittyfull3112

4 жыл бұрын

Damn...

@caroline9278

4 жыл бұрын

Damn...

@reshzy3807

4 жыл бұрын

Damn...

@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

3:33 advanced social culture that....smh,ok

@matokin3189

3 жыл бұрын

they take showers often.

My boyfriend: u broke my heart in two Me, a indigenous aztec blood: yum! dinners ready

Teacher: describe the Aztec culture. Me: cannibalism with extra steps

@soundwavefantasy

5 жыл бұрын

Not really, there is more on aztecs than brutal traditions, i.e. they were some of the most clean and organized pre-hispanic civilizations

@feliscatusgaming3158

5 жыл бұрын

@@soundwavefantasy exactly, extra steps

@soundwavefantasy

5 жыл бұрын

@@feliscatusgaming3158 Not really, again

@feliscatusgaming3158

5 жыл бұрын

The point is, I'm making a joke

@Randomguy41639

5 жыл бұрын

I'd give you a B at least lol

They better not sacrifice a sprite cranberry or Lebron will sacrifice _them_ instead

@user-ff9xb7ds9y

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you spain thank you

@markodrazic6190

5 жыл бұрын

Please video about Franjo Tudjman.

@monbarque

5 жыл бұрын

Please do a video about the Gatling Gun

@wyattbeck7661

5 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@markodrazic6190

5 жыл бұрын

Franjo,Franjo,Franjo,Franjo!!!!

"Advanced social culture"

I like how they roll the body down the side of the temple.😂

ISIS: We would blow up in order to satisfy our God. Aztecs: Hold my beer...

@veganusfries875

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@wakakabravo7998

5 жыл бұрын

japaneese : that cute..

@sgtyed3943

5 жыл бұрын

BRO I ALMOST BURSTED LAUGHING

@johnwillson9509

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha funniest thing ever

@darthvader1224

5 жыл бұрын

What does hold my beer mean?

The Aztecs were so Heartless!

@Ray-yv7kn

5 жыл бұрын

Pun!

@skybattler2624

5 жыл бұрын

Where are their Nobodys then?

@rf5788

5 жыл бұрын

Ba Dum Tssssssss !

@ninjaslash52_98

5 жыл бұрын

Sack Boy nnnnnnice

@legionary2736

5 жыл бұрын

*insert final fantasy 10 laughing scene here*

My mom whenever I don’t like her food. 1:53

The Aztecs implemented the first "hearts = your health" layout.

I’m not saying the Aztecs were evil, because if I thought the world was gonna end if I didn’t commit human sacrifice I’d be ripping hearts out as well, but if I was a Spaniard back then and I saw that I think I’d be pretty fucked up

@Glovedart

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna hear something rly fucked up. When the spanish fought the aztec in a main aztec city. Some of them got captured during a battle and got sarificed

@christobanistan8887

5 жыл бұрын

WTF, what level of political correctness have we reached when fucking Nazis of the ancient world can't be called "evil?"

@trollgeneral6624

5 жыл бұрын

Not so much different than burning people alive for having a different religion. *cough* europe

@dawizardnoobtv7090

5 жыл бұрын

Musa Sultanovic True here’s another example is that Romans back then would have flayed captured generals and leaders alive in public. Also they crucified every man that was a slave that participated the Slave Rebellion along a road to Rome.

@christobanistan8887

5 жыл бұрын

@Musa Sultanovic Vlad didn't impale 25K per year for hundreds of years, and his own people quickly deposed him out of horror. He was one individual, not a society. Please no more moral equivocation.

Nothing like a thousand people cheering and applauding while you get split open and heart ripped out. Good times

@succmydickfromdaback4225

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@moruhara

5 жыл бұрын

Screw this snowflake generation, the old times had it good

@mickharrison9004

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@elaineb489

Жыл бұрын

lol

@calabrais

8 ай бұрын

🍻

Spanish: uh uh, no human sacrifice , destroy it After 2 years Empire crumble

This better give me a good grade when I use this video tomorrow.

Wierd way to control population

@kyle18934

5 жыл бұрын

The priests needed the heart of the population to rule

@yoruichixx6951

5 жыл бұрын

Wierd flex but ok

@PiyushGupta-vx6qi

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyle18934 literally

@subsamadhi4124

5 жыл бұрын

*weird

@lethalbanana23

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, if it looks dumb but it works, its not dumb

People tend to under play the importance of the native tribes that joined the Spanish in overthrowing the Aztec which is the rival tribes. Just like how Alexander the great didn't use Greeks but rivals of his next target to take them down.

@hodor9851

4 жыл бұрын

Other civilizations joined the Spanish

@acetakeoff2109

4 жыл бұрын

All the African and carrbians had to help the white against the Aztec too

@henry3794

4 жыл бұрын

19brownboy81 actually that was what happened. So correct yourself don’t try to downplay the power the Aztecs had. If it weren’t for the diseases they would have won easily. Look up the first altercation. The Aztecs nearly wiped them all out.

@johnfakester5527

4 жыл бұрын

henry palencia What should I type to find it?

@aldojansel9439

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Ecclesiastes 8:9 9 “All of this I have seen, and I applied my heart to every work that has been done under the sun, during the time that man has dominated man to his harm”. This applies to all humans.

Good thing Spain comes in

Just imagine how confused they would be if one of the sacrifices had that disease where their heart is in the other side of their chest

@jakel8627

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's clearly not a disease then is it? It's an evolutionary advantage

@user-ip5yc7bg2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakel8627 for the meso americans of course

@gayfrogs4206

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt they would be confused

@J37182

3 жыл бұрын

@@gayfrogs4206 they weren't very smart people though

@gayfrogs4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@J37182 i mean they were smart enought to build a floating city, i think they would be smart enought to understand body mutations as well but who knows

Aztecs: sacrifices for our gods Comanche tribe: hold my beer

@ruberxwibebadhi

5 жыл бұрын

organ*

Tulio: STOP! This is not a proper tribute! The stars are not in position for this tribute! Miguel: Like he said… stars… can’t do it. Not today. (I can just imagine this happening lol)

It’s amazing how long it took for people to have some sense and develop

Those lovable Aztecs. If you take the time to get to know them, they'll steal your heart.

@hiiloveu1521

2 жыл бұрын

YOU DIDN'T 💀💀

@reyj2532

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we do we mean well _don't run away_

@chrisnichols9014

11 ай бұрын

Literally.

Aztec 1: Hey look its an Aztec 2: lets sacrifice it Aztec 1: but you didn- Aztec 2: L E T S S A C R I F I C E I T

@brentfisher902

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Because human sacrifice is entertainment, church, and a feast all in a single IC package. Kills 3 birds with one stone.

@Axxxel_in_Harlem

2 жыл бұрын

@@brentfisher902 Go get sacrificed then

other tribe: “hey iron man, aztecs been hard on us. wanna team up?” cortez: “sure”

I think I just found my new favorite civilization

@reyj2532

Жыл бұрын

Wait until you hear about the 5 suns legend, kid you not it's like someone made a frat boy AU of a mythology

Wow that's creepy

@nikolaybababooey7644

5 жыл бұрын

and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day

@thanks721

5 жыл бұрын

An teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai An teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex week

@condensedmilk6745

5 жыл бұрын

Dad please come back

@istosho3830

5 жыл бұрын

Ur here huh. That's cool

@thanks721

5 жыл бұрын

@@condensedmilk6745 don't worry I will help you find him

Aztecs: Sacrifices themselves for Gods Conquistadors: *Here have a Jesus*

@mariasama7859

3 жыл бұрын

I hope that you do understand that it is the exact same thing. Someone dressed as god only to be killed and eaten at the end. The fact that his body was never found is even worst. What if all these rituals for the blood and body of Jesus and how we should eat it originated from his own killers? Have you seen all the images with his open heart?! It's so scary.

@thecaynuck4694

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariasama7859 That's not what their talking about. The OP is referring to the fact Spain tried to "civilize" the Aztecs with Christian values after seeing how Cruel the Aztecs were.

@RealMysticalMan

3 жыл бұрын

*aztecs

@hotto-dogu5829

3 жыл бұрын

And have some small poxs

@amphimixis

3 жыл бұрын

​@@thecaynuck4694 It's true the Aztecs engaged in human sacrifice at industrious scales, but the same could be said of the Christians who burned tens of thousands of people at the stakes during the inquisition. Additionally Conquistadores actually tried to eradicate Aztec codices and any cultural artifacts; then they rewrote history, presenting the Aztecs as a "savage, uncultured" group of "Devil worshipers." The reality is the majority of Conquistadores were greedy, coveted gold, and committed genocide against the Aztecs and other indigenous groups-they weren't trying to just 'civilize' the Aztecs on account of their cruelty. While no one group is innocent, the conquistadores must always be remembered for their atrocities.

Not sure whats worse. Cutting hearts out of people alive or slicing up unborn babies in the womb. . .

@mashinajoe

Жыл бұрын

Yes yes

This Aztecs took "I broke her heart" to a whole new meaning

Great thing to come back to after a long day of school. More learning, but actual interesting stuff

@Crom_Apsotle

5 жыл бұрын

Im still at school plz kill me

@vukhuathuy2866

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@predatorhunter3169

5 жыл бұрын

Me too just came back from school

@theosvult4857

5 жыл бұрын

@@predatorhunter3169 same

Blood=the sun for some reason.

@GabrielTorres-xp3fz

5 жыл бұрын

Some believe it is because both the sun and blood represent life.

@bluesky_cupy5158

5 жыл бұрын

@@GabrielTorres-xp3fz makes sense,without blood you'd die,and without the sun,we'd all die

@jadilzoca4971

5 жыл бұрын

Wine=blood for some reason

@notmrprez

5 жыл бұрын

Well there’s plasma in blood and in the sun soo there’s a connection.. kinda

@XellosMetallium

5 жыл бұрын

as long as they dont kill the high priest, it make sense. dude will be leaving town when they told him hes next

why isn't anyone here talking about the way the heart was sill beating after it was taken out of its body

Aztec dating advice: what's the fastest way to a women's heart? Under the ribcage...

0:45 when your mom wants you to take a picture with your cousins

@jazzram_

5 жыл бұрын

SisterTea TEA SISTER IS MY AUNTS RESTURANT U COPIED THAT IS LIKE 2000

@nickcam_

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@jazzram_

5 жыл бұрын

MinecrafterAlex she had that name for 1 year My aunts restaurant is 19 years

@slimjiterry

5 жыл бұрын

SisterTea I don't get it

@jazzram_

5 жыл бұрын

MinecrafterAlex who doesn’t know wut to say

2018 sacrifice They did surgery on a grape

@klutz3955

5 жыл бұрын

wat where?

@d.t.w1390

5 жыл бұрын

What a Brave Grape

@azrinphd

5 жыл бұрын

The grape thing wasn't even last year. I watched it years before that.

@ukgghost2362

5 жыл бұрын

Dead meme

@zak.886

5 жыл бұрын

Shahid Shabbir its only 1 month old

“What really drew the community together was public sacrifice.” 😂😂😂😂

I think this is a rare case where the Spanish might have actually been the good guys. . .

When you always sacrifice to your gods but they yeet on you and let Spanish invade

@bobbythoms2078

5 жыл бұрын

Typical Caliber Many of them refused to fight because they thought the Spanish were gods

@charliechuckles2218

5 жыл бұрын

Bobby Thoms Europeans were considered gods everywhere they went

@Ahhh714

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbythoms2078 Not the case with Tenochtitlan. Many began to be weary of the Spaniards, and by most accounts they killed Montezuma (closest figure to a diety) for being a puppet of the Spaniards; although it really was against his will.

@nathanbarraza2093

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbythoms2078 that's actually true. Its not a question I'm saying you are right.

@TrenElZombie

5 жыл бұрын

Actually there are a lot of versions some said that Moctezuma was killed by cortez himself with a sword. And pissed more the population

It is curious to see how most people forget that the Spaniards did not defeat the Mexica empire on their own, but that they were supported by the Tlaxcaltecas and the Totonac natives of Cempoala, a pity that is not mentioned in the video

@Dannybythebanana

5 жыл бұрын

Sure but it was pretty much disease that did them in

@ghosthunter3424

5 жыл бұрын

The spanish started civil wars with that cultures, and then conquered them. Better than the things that british done with his colonies

@Alejandro-oe8nj

5 жыл бұрын

@Johto you're right, I wish they made a video about it

@mikec8086

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dannybythebanana I mean the Spaniards weren't immune to small pox, the Spaniards also suffered alot from smallpox and malaria. It's just that the immune system of the new world people were completely new to those fatal diseases. the Spaniards essentially coexisted for A time while war and disease destroyed the new world population.

@declanjones556

5 жыл бұрын

GhostHunter342 what

Still a heritage you should be proud of ,

Thanks God Spain arrived there

Heart surgery speed run

@catwiffhat4274

5 жыл бұрын

Surgeon Simulator 1519

@idsfxtm5759

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Tarnowski hhhhh

@mariussveberg2245

5 жыл бұрын

@@catwiffhat4274 I would back that in kickstarter in a "heartbeat"

Dmnnnn a sacrifice a day...... Imagine being an aztec in that era

@TrenElZombie

5 жыл бұрын

Sacrifice were reserved only by warriors, being with the sun was the greatest honor ever, that even Cuauhtémoc the last tlatoani ask when he was captured, instead he was tortured to find gold

@yoneezy123

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrenElZombie and they also said kids i m sure regular citizens got sacrificed some days too

@dtownblastinsalvi62

5 жыл бұрын

yblaze actually that’s not actually true kids were not sacrificed the earth goddess did not allow that until they have matured.

@dirtybongwater43

5 жыл бұрын

*sorry I'd be a friccing Mayan instead*

@vanivanov9571

5 жыл бұрын

​ Triple DDD's Lightskin Salvy This sounds very suspect. Do you have a source? @@dirtybongwater43 The cult of the feathered serpent started with the Maya. It has been linked to their downfall, since it's rise seems to correlate strongly with the increase in war which lead to famine. Aztec cannibalism can't have helped them deal with Smallpox, certainly.

My class was freaking out just bc over this tbh

I like your background music

This made Dracula looks lame instead.

@user-kd6gj8ym7o

5 жыл бұрын

@@lj2810 but the tribes actually exist unlike dracula lol

@chocotoasties2671

5 жыл бұрын

Vlad burned people's kids and made their parents eat them but go off I guess...

@rice.jpg2

5 жыл бұрын

Vlad washed his hand in blood before he ate btw

@limeeirfan6896

5 жыл бұрын

@Samael dude,it's a old legend story Which mean it maybe true or maybe not true

@ashebennett7726

5 жыл бұрын

Tongkat Ali-Activ Plus this makes Dracula look like a super hero.

BUT CHOCOLATE. THEY MADE CHOCOLATE. I DONT CARE HOW BLOODTHIRSTY THEY WERE, THEY MADE CHOCOLATE!

@donovansilva63

5 жыл бұрын

True...the sun god blessed its rays to the cacao trees, and crops so choclate could be invented.

@smorgastarta4205

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Studios 230 The chocolate they did were like coffee but much bitter. Extra Dark^4 chocolate

@memebox6895

5 жыл бұрын

Guys I know they used spices instead of sugar but they created the idea of chocolate.

@goblinbastard603

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Studios 230 i agree

@ruzek115

5 жыл бұрын

yeah but their chocholate wasnt sweet at all cuz sugar wasnt there

it wasnt JUST some spaniards that conquered the aztecs. It was multiple tribes (specifically the tlaxcala tribe) that joined the spaniards in taking down the aztecs. . .

learning this in school rn