AYG Comedy Podcast: Laser Tag w/ Kippy & Foley
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AYG comedy podcast is back with Kippy and Foley for a Family episode to answer your Patreon questions! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 356
nothing beats listening to two bus boys talkin shit
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
There are a lot of good ongoing bits they have, but the high pitched "Nothing on that?" when a joke crashes is the best
I love y’all. This is legitimately the only podcast I watch every single episode of. When my funds get to a more comfortable level I intend to get the Patreon too. Keep up the amazing work, you three!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah thanks brotha! Just happy you like the show!
@kwm4404
2 жыл бұрын
@AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast no problem. Y’all make me realize I am garbage and I couldn’t be happier about it, hahaha
@rhettlink9805
2 жыл бұрын
shoutout to "comfortable funds" 😉🆗✊🏿🗑️
@leftomatic1
Жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes. This is the only podcast I would pay money for
@catherinegilliam4202
Жыл бұрын
kwmoyer44, don’t you mean “you tree?” 😊
I laughed too hard when Foley said “I wanna go sledding this year” with no jokes involved 😂😂😂
After loading groceries into my '95 Chevy Astro cargo van in a N. Arizona Wallyworld parking lot, I started to walk toward a man with a small bag heading to his vehicle to see if he could give me a jump(how I was getting it started for that month+). He went into full evasion mode trying to calmly and quickly get his keys out of his pocket. Even though he was in a hurry he ended up being super nice and gave me a jump. As I was asking him, I recognised he was Bill Engvall, I didn't say anything about being a fan of his work, as I was in a hurry also, with generic yogurt and a slow f left tire leak. I doubt any of this true story makes me garbage (other than the length in YT comment section) I just thought I'd mention as Mr. Engvall was referenced in this episode. Thanks for being yous.
Beautiful timing boys! Trashbag express is headed down to da bar. Fresh pack’a burnies kippy! 🔥 🚂 🍻
Is it trash ( when I was kid my dad use to take us to McDonalds and order like 12 double cheeseburgers.the lady would give the bag and my dad would ask for napkins and some sauces. When the lady would turn around he would slide 3 of those bad Lary’s under the seat and tell the girl we only got 9 burgers.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
That’s just sad 🥲
Still dyin from that Jeff Bozos joke… gotta snag some of them koozies. You guys keep killin!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thats a killer!
My parents have been married almost 50 years and they still bring out the book. I made a list from my wedding too
When Henry Foley laughs; I laugh.
I lost it at “cafegymatorium!”😂😅
22:22 Kippy saying he’s going to shit himself. I just laughed so hard.
@williamgrant2289
4 ай бұрын
It was so abrupt! You can see it in his eyes when he switched from broadcaster to possible pants shitting victim 😂
It’s hard to smoke while watching ur podcast I either blow my bong water on my foot or inhale a milky hit without preparation😂
Shortest job: 15 years old, 2 days bagging groceries at Market Basket. Got yelled at by an old lady for squishing the banana’s and walked!
@dallasjohnson7923
2 жыл бұрын
Justifiable!
AYG always makes the ease into a monday a bit easier. Labor day tomorrow though, so the boss can suck it!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah happy to help my dude
@deliverykp1
2 жыл бұрын
I can never wait until the audio comes out, I'm always looking for that video first.
@RepairRenovateRenew
2 жыл бұрын
The boss WILL suck it
@__Gw
2 жыл бұрын
Make sure its paid first tho, don't mess with a mans ghee!
@deliverykp1
2 жыл бұрын
@@__Gw After 3 repos in my 20s, I don't do payments anymore.(NOT A GOOD LOOK). I pay cash up front for all my cars now
Still too garbage to toss you funny fella' s loot; but _"maybe I'll kick tomorrow....."_ Sincerely thanks for the laughs, got me smiling on a cloudy day! Suffice it to say, greatly appreciate the free _Hard Feelings_ episode.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha! Just happy you like the show!
Streaming the ayg from the phone to the tv to watch it like a damn tv premiere, time to pop some twisted teas and start calling anyone interrupting a bozo let's go boys its fucking cooking!!!! And as you know those numbers true da fuckinn roof!!!!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahha love it
9 mins in, me face is hurting from laughing, laughter is through the roof !
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Damn thanks brotha!!
I'm in Washington state and we just registered a truck and they gave us paper plates saying there is a nation wide shortage on license plates and to just keep calling back until they get them in 🤦♀️
The little racecar rockin back and forth anytime you guys laugh had me Rollin.
I think I've said this before, but you know a podcast has got legs when you look forward to the family eps as much as the guest eps
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
My man! Thank you.
Hope you’re all doing great! Thanks again gents. Keep up the great content. Toronto loves ya
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🗑🙏
A few mins into this episode and Foley pulls out a "Jeff Bozos." I think you guys just got a new Patreon subscriber. I've already pushed the Like button here so hard I think there's a hole in my monitor.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks brotha! The patreon is a good time
Are you kidding me, how about running from the cops on a dirtbike in a residential area, and got away!
For some reason before kippy said it, I was picturing a pitcher of Pepsi specifically, keep up the great work
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks dawg!
90 minutes is like paperwork and a walk around the building.
Take a few bucks from the patreon bucket and get a new pack of black t shirts kippy, that one looks tired boss
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙄🙄🙄
@elizabethmahoney2526
2 жыл бұрын
Ha! I noticed that too. Not so crisp.
@Mmksen289
2 жыл бұрын
Still has at least a couple more wears left
@RepairRenovateRenew
2 жыл бұрын
Man kip VS fatty on that is a win for h man
When I was a kid I stole a giant mylar Marlboro banner from a convenience store. Best Sled I ever owned.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha trash!
Foley’s water mark on his wedding gift has to be barbecue sauce.
Yes! I put a Dr. Pepper in the freezer for this baby! Nice & frosty
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
@conaldpeterson1074
2 жыл бұрын
Screamin cold
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Screamers!
GARBAGE has to be the greatest promo code for "Better Help" since DRUNK!! Who needs better help more than garbage drunks!!! Amazing pod!!!! Coming in hot right out of the gate!!!
Happy holidays boys! Morning beers and my favorite podcast on this fine holiday... Eh Kipster you should mimic Foley at the beginning of every episode it's hilarious
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha thanks man
My uncle once took us sledding at a cemetery, where we used these clear vinyl sheets made to protect furniture, which my uncle took from his job...delivering furniture...Bit of a tough look 😅
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha very tough look!
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
I knew kids who grew up at the beach in NJ & the cemetery was the only high point to sled in. Over near RT 35
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I knew kids who grew up in beach towns. Only high point around was the cemetery. But they did have sleds
Oodles of noodles. Hold the seasoning. One egg and one sice of cheese. Banging.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Not too shabby!
10 bucks a month on Patreon to you Bozos and I feel like I’m ripping you off with the quality and volume of content you guys shoot out. Incredible. You guys deserve ALL the success and that still ain’t enough. Love you guys. And yeah it’s the booze talking! But it’s still da truth!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Appreciate the support!!
How Kippy kicked his fax job was the wet dream of my 20’s
We definitely had an Ultra zone lazer tag in Richmond Va. I been a few times back in the late 90s
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Clean living!
Your guy's chemistry is bedlam I love it
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks my dude!
The best! Keep it moving boys
The dead silence on the cow bell jokes had me rolling
You non patreon people are missing out. You get that sweet notification for a new video and once you finish that (and hard feelings) there is a whole new hour of garbage right here.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks!
I can tell when foleys key'd up because he keeps touching the tips of his fingers together ahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
"I worked at a forklift battery place" Jesus, and I thought I had some bozo jobs what the fuck Kippy🤣🤣
Just got home to listen to the poddy and I'm more hyped up than after I would down two giant pixie sticks during halftime of my middle school soccer games
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Good afternoon gentlemen. I dated a girl named Chonda, then after that a girl named Chanda. It was not good for me. Love you dudes.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Jeeesus wtf
Shortest time I've held a job for was about 45 minutes at a stuffed toy factory when i was on summer break from highschool . 7 of those minutes I spent in the office getting the rundown/ schedule. Another 15 or so minutes of hands on training and about another 3 minutes in the office after stuffing a couple dozen toys. So really about 20 minutes cuz now that I think about it I was out by 9:43. I called my parents on the cell they let me borrow so they could come pick me up.
That ramen take took a part of soul from me foley. 😅
Name of the episode should be “family crest stamper” HAHAH!!
OMFG! HOW DO YOUS 2 GUYS DO IT? THANKS 4 ANOTHER GREAT ONE FELLAS. LOVE U GUYS!!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!
Philly, NYC, yeah yeah yeah. Stretch your wings and head on out to the Best Coast and explore sunny Los Angeles. Plenty of trash out here.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Got the boys working on it!
I wear'em as mittens! 😂
Absolutely love the podcast! Can't wait for the card game and koozies to show up. Keep it up dudes!👍
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Ahould be there this week beotha! Thank you
@Chillllllbruh
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage This comment represents everything people love about the podcast.
On Ya F**ked It! they were talking about Foley being the Juggernaut, once his momentum is up there is no stopping him, lol.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
Dollar Tree carts lock up just a few feet from the door. Am I garbage for know that? Yep
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
LOLOLOL KIPPY IN THIS INTRO
In the 'burbs of Chicago...skitching was bumper riding in a snowstorm. AKA Bumpo or bumper sliding on the east coast.
I’m 3rd gen garbage. Tha ketchup in the ramen got me. That’s a no no
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🗑🗑
at a candle factory for one day.
Coming back a year later to see how much y’all have grown. Slightly classier; still trashy. Became my fav podcast hands down 😩👏🏼🗑️
Fuck this is such a classic. The plug fest up front is so good. First time learning the paytch owners. Has it all.
Terrific show
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks D!
Loving the multiple uses of "jaum" in this one, total garbagio
“I’m sorry I’m gonna shit myself” T-shirt merch
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
>Foley slipping in the Instagram noodling girls Preach fam.......
Damn!!! Just watched a kippy clip from 2 years ago... CRazy how fast your hairs goes once it starts, like a reverse avalanche
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Been a rough two years brotha
@jamesnavarro3928
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage jesus christ! Brother, how do you have the time to reply to comments from losers like me so fast kippy! ... exactly why I (and the world) love you guys so much. Thanks kipmiester you guys make my day with your comments, and especially the podcast... hard feelings ain't too shabby either btw!
Omg why is fooley saying "whatt" not a in the sound board from now on for every episode 🤣🤣🤣
Foley looks like a gym teacher/drivers Ed teacher.
The ultra zone!!! Omg in Oxford Valley mall!!! Hahha
Skitchin on Genesis, what about Road Rash!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Classic!
🔥fire
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏
Nothing like pausing a cooking poddy because you're going to shit yourself. Keep up the gabargio boys.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha thanks brotha
@jamesnavarro3928
2 жыл бұрын
Dude! Just made me drop a whole pack of Bernies in a cup of water Cuz I was laughing my butt off reading your comment
@jamesnavarro3928
2 жыл бұрын
Kippys' generic "hahaha thanks brother" replies manage to simultaneously make my day everytime he sends me one while managing to be the corniest ish ever
@BrickTop06
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp? Need to revisit. Ironically I nearly shat myself laughing at that moment.
@ednakrabapoly
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesnavarro3928 🗑️🙏🗑️🙏🗑️
Just found out my Grandpa had no one to be his best man for his 4th wedding so he asked the bus driver...😱
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah thats great
The origin story of the bass christmas gift! Kippy still sticks to the fact he never played the bass before.
Folys last statement made me lose my appetite for the rest of the week lol
No bass player that grew up on an Ibanez would stoop to playing that Gretsch. I get it.
Screwball classic, you's tchree are BONKOS on this one I love it.
Love the matching outfits. Garbage is the new black, baby!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yep!
"Jeff Bozos" haha!!!! Ayg still my new favorite podcast after a 2 years... still waiting on the nick Mullen episode you said you were working on kippy, btw hard feelings is 2nd fav, worth it
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha were trying! Thanks my dude!
@jamesnavarro3928
2 жыл бұрын
"Hahaha!!!! Trying thanks my dude " I swear next ep I'm gonna try and say "HAHAHA! thanks my dude" at the exact moment and then I'll say JINKS!!!! Now you owe us a nick Mullen episode!!!!!... maybe that will work and then we get our nick Mullen episode, lol. C'mon kipster we cumboyz need OUR cumtown crossover ep.... for the... "FELLAZ" u guys had stavros on. Sheeed, I would even settle for an adam friedland epi ....Naaaah never mind, couldn't even finish typing that request
@HitThatBoglimRock
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesnavarro3928 Jeebus Christ.. Dont do drugs kids.
Best podcast around!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks T!
@BigTeetz
2 жыл бұрын
Walked out of the supermarket with a basket, it’s been my socks laundry basket for years.
I always park at the back of the parking lot when getting groceries at Kroger and the god damn anti-theft mechanism on those carts kicks in and sends me into hysterics.
The laser tag stretch is pretty funny, but I think the best stand alone joke was ‘ I stole that from Bill Engvall’. Like being shot by a sniper, because I didn’t see it coming.
Love the new "Are You Garbage" graphic in the beginning. Looking classy.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌
AYG board game should be the next thing
This is the my favorite podcast. What an explosion of success. U 2 bozos are the best. You need to be on @joerogan. He is crazy if he doesn't invite you on.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah thanks brotha
@debbieskrletts725
2 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan sucks. These guys are the real deal. Rogan also sucks as a comedian. No comparison to these guys. Foley and Ryan are quick witted, clever and just fucking funny. Foley is quite the actor too!
@rambo6796
2 жыл бұрын
@@debbieskrletts725 is some aspects I kinda agree. But u cant deny the boost that would bring the bozos. Yes or yes shout out @timdillon
@rambo6796
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage time for version 2 of the cards boys. Get on it. I'm waiting to give u my money.
@jonnyh5858
2 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir told Rogan about them!!
These guys doing whip-its before they pressed record, cant slide it past me
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Pretty sure Foley is on 5mg eddy right now... best family ep yet
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah think you’re right
Foley? Hell yea another foley
I 100 percent thought Mike Richards was Kramer this whole time
Holy fuck you referenced skitchin! That game and road rash were sega channel classics! Love this pod!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Top notch! Thanks brotha
what do we gotta do to get foley to try a 5th graders math test... lmaoooo every question wrong should be some kind of penalty. LOL
I have one of the temp licenses in my rear window RIGHT NOW of my 21 year old car that I bought two weeks ago. Spoke my language.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
Lazer Tag Steve sounds awesome. Dude probably strapped up like Schwarzenegger in Commando. Barrell rolling and shit, owning 8 year olds...and that dude that left the review.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
I just bought a lazer tag set. Oh god!
The B-52 whistle
I was in a store one time and the carts were set up to not go out of the store lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha super it was a nice place 👀
Always look forward to a new episode from these bozos!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate that dude!
I got 6 hours as a dishwasher
Damn I have a huge sale tomorrow. Oh well AYG time!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌
Idk where else to say it, but prayers out for Kate Quigley in critical condition and Fuquan and the others who passed away. From fentanyl laced nose beers.
That happened to one of my car roofts. I removed the board and then put new fabric on that was zebra. I thought I was so pimp.