Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Surf and Turf w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 474
Went from not knowing who these guys were to watching their entire library. All time favorite podcast. Stay trashy.
@teaser4287
Жыл бұрын
History Hyenas then these bozos
@rickyfiting1008
Жыл бұрын
Me too. They're great. Foley is a special kind of garbage lol
@JoupJohnson
Жыл бұрын
Same
@iamqtnt
Жыл бұрын
Same here man I’m waiting for my friends to make fun of me with how big a fan I am lol
@stevenpyron3406
Жыл бұрын
Same dude, like in a matter of weeks. Now I'm total garbage...thanks fellas!
I don’t really know how to explain it, but you two bring a weird comfort to my life. Like the cool uncles I never had
@kevin.harter
Жыл бұрын
Dude, felt
@stephen32frazier
Жыл бұрын
I fully agree, there's no better way to describe it than comforting.
@PudgTV
Жыл бұрын
It’s like they are our friends, working a lonely job it’s nice to have these two in my ear.
@codypuch6671
Жыл бұрын
Same, this is my comfort podcast
@PJSproductions97
Жыл бұрын
I think it's because the subjects they deal with are small, personal problems that we can all relate to, rather than trying to make you think about world events and systemic issues that all you can do is be anxious about.
Foley confidently explaining history to the boys incorrectly never gets old 😂😂😂
@phobass
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard! Everyone knows about the bells of Paul Revere
@SaVVySoSSa
Жыл бұрын
Gotta ring the bells if you see the Londonese coming 🤣🤣🤣
@schillky
Жыл бұрын
Man that was a doozy!
@dennisgorman1060
Жыл бұрын
He was so close to being right 😅😂
@michaeldecapua818
Жыл бұрын
He said "Two if by land, one if by sea" about 20 times. Tobey finally said it right "One if by land, two if by sea" and none of them even batted an eye.
Foley lecturing about Paul Revere and still fucking up 2 if by land 1 if by sea killed me 😂😂
@XBigLargeX
Жыл бұрын
What better way to discreetly notify people that the British are coming that by ringing a bell lol. Get a look at ol Quasimodo Reveere ringing the church bells 😂
@jeremyw6246
Жыл бұрын
@@XBigLargeX it was candles in the church bell tower or a window.
@jeremyw6246
Жыл бұрын
@@XBigLargeX nvm. You're joking. I shouldn't post at 455am lol
Nothing impresses me more than the fact that the boys NEVER miss an episode release. A lot of guys get big and then miss a week here and there. These dudes never miss.
@VitaKet
Жыл бұрын
It ain't been that long fam, calm down.
Saying 'trash trash trash' with Kippey gets me everytime.
@camfifer4911
Жыл бұрын
Glad to know I’m not the only one lmao
@grattimmy9937
Жыл бұрын
I like sayig "Cookin" with Toby😂
@jakeguercia7755
Жыл бұрын
I always hit the “TRU DA ROOF” with T-Bone
That 35mins on flat bread was the most regis and kelly shit ive ever heard 😂😂
Foley’s infatuation w/ flat bread is hilarious & completely on brand😂
Foley was killing it this episode. “2 if by land, 1 if by sea” “ring the bells” “fire apple red”
“When did you have meatballs for the first time?” is now my go-to icebreaker 😂 13:25
“2 if by land 1 if by sea,” I was like damn foley knows his shit… then he said ring the bell.. 🤔 ole fumble the bag foley strikes again 😂
@areeweblind
9 ай бұрын
Thats what happens when youre the smart dumb guy, you know the thing.... sorta... but everyone else is dumber so they can't correct you.
"I know Shawn Hunter, yeah. We grew up with him." Idk how the fuck Kippy keeps a straight face
Kippy's hairline to his eyebrows is a long distance call.
@isaacgonzalez2733
Жыл бұрын
Violated
Foley calling Toby the “youth of today”, and Toby immediately shooting back with “I’m 33!”, fuckin did me in😆
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
He’s only 33? Holy shit! Get that hair transplant.
@2112c
Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923Toby has a luscious head of hair, we not talking about kippy
‘Close- it was Persian soldiers in 500 BC’ was a great Toby line.
@danielmorris3687
7 ай бұрын
Commenting 6 months later, but man, Foley thinking Applebee's invented Flatbread might be even crazier than him thinking Europeans don't have cinder blocks. Uncle Hank is shortbus special somedays. 😂
After all that foley still got the Paul revere thing wrong lmao
DUMP THAT CLEANING LADY. Absolute invasion of privacy whether she tagged you or not. Give her the ultimatum. “Stop posting my apartment or we’ll let you go.” Why are you paying for someone to stress you, Kippy? What she’s doing is completely unprofessional.
@gregoffutt8745
2 ай бұрын
Take a decaf huh folks
"I used to do it even fatter" goddamn killed me on this one
Long time $10 homie. God damn the boys still deliver every time. Can't wait to see the Indy footage.
@Parmejohn_
Жыл бұрын
It keeps randomly hitting me through the day that that footage is coming and the anticipation is killlllling me
@mc9828
Жыл бұрын
The vlog and the recap pods, lessgooo
Can we all agree the thought of Foley as a cat dad is wholesome!
I remember nostalgic nights driving home after my mother would pick me up from the babysitter, with Delilah in the car soothing me to sleep on the way home. I love that woman, and I’ve never seen her face.
@elizabethmahoney83
Жыл бұрын
Delilah was the worst when it was the only thing allowed at work though.
@jamesgarcia743
Жыл бұрын
Foley unlocked a memory in me.
BRUH FOLEY FREAKING OUT ABOUT PAUL REVERE AND THEN GETTING IT WRONG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was lanterns!! The British are coming? Nothing on that?
@coryalansmith
Жыл бұрын
Came here to find the person who commented this first, love when one of the guys gives the others shit for not knowing something AND THEN ALSO DOESN'T KNOW!!! Absolute trash!
"Nobody in the Foley's orders flatbread, we get fatbread." ~Uncle Hank
it always makes me laugh when foley is playing the piano so seriously in the intro 🤣
@BigElectricCat
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s hilarious also the way he motions with his hand while holding a burnie.
LET'S GO LARRY!
"I don't steal valor" as a combat vet, I cried laughing.
I've never met anybody else who loved Burn Notice, I'm more sure I'm garbage than I've ever been.
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Loved that show till the last like 2 seasons maybe, but early ones were so good
@only_son5040
Жыл бұрын
Do you know the other show Foley was talking about? Veterinarian that solves crime? Not monk hahah
These two relieve me of so much anxiety... Appreciate the uploads boyzz 💪💪
This episode is lowkey bonkos and I’m here for it.
Am i garbage if growing up my family referred to meatloaf and fish sticks as surf and turf? Obviously asking for a friend
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
holy 💩🤯😂😂😂😂
@100canadianmaplestirup8
9 ай бұрын
thats trailer park classy tho, kind of like 100% Beef tubesteaks or Natchos smothered in CHEESEWIZ
My parents switch spot was a A&W/Sinclair gas station. My dad would pump us up with energy drinks waiting for my mom to show up 😅
Holy shit I must have put on 5 family episodes while working today and I come home to this! Cheers!
Foley… we have a GAS Station that used to be a school in my hometown 😂 My mom went to elementary school there… now you can get some gas and some great potato wedges there
Love you gentlemen so much, becoming a $10 homie as soon as my check hits. Writing this from the toilet. Cheers!
@only_son5040
Жыл бұрын
🗑
Having to look my cleaning ladies in the eye after I know they just cleaned up my streaks in the toilet is always uncomfortable
It’s crazy how I went from hearing about these guys several times different pods. Only listen to my favorite guest episodes. Then hopped to listening to every episode. Love this pod and you guys!
My ex used to bring his moped into his apartment to work on it. Right in the living room. Lol.
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
A Moped is a tough look 😂
Ayooo ..whose here before the live Taste Buds show starts??? 🔥🔥🔥👏
@kaodik
Жыл бұрын
Yessir
@mayh3mmadn3ss79
Жыл бұрын
When is that???
@Lift805
Жыл бұрын
@@mayh3mmadn3ss79 it’s tonight!! Through it started at 7..but I guess it’s 8..I’m in Chicago
@kaodik
Жыл бұрын
@@Lift805 yeah 9pm est
Can't even begin to explain just how good AYG is! Foley got me driving off the road lmfao on the reg 💯
Outside sun bathing in my short shorts and laughing like a lunatic. No wonder my neighbors don’t come talk to me. 😂 Love yous Bozos!
Holy cannoli!! That beer fridge in the back actually has a bottle in it!! You guys just keep getting classier and classier!
AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT! AYG Comedy Podcast: Mike Rowe - Smelly Success Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑
@TheBlackMambaa248
Жыл бұрын
Spade would be a good episode. I’d like to see Theo as well but I feel like it should have happened by now. I’ll throw Nick Swardson out there because I think he would be a perfect guest
@Renataki_
Жыл бұрын
All of these are dope! I would absolutely love to hear kippy and foley with method man 😅
My high school was an old warehouse. We didn’t have walls just dividers between classes. A shooters dream!
This is still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy
Foley's Ocean City connect is stealing Fudgey Wudgey Valor. Thats some on brand garbage right there 😂
These two are the best kept secret on KZread! Let’s go boys Philly represent.. Cottman & The boulevard
You guys have been killing it s the guests lately but I still love the family eps. Maybe some cousin Ian
30:21 Toby's joke SENT me.
I get pissed when i hear “ we gotta rap this up gang” 😂
Let's go!!!! 10,000 homies minimum 50k a month. The boys are fucking killing it!!!! So proud and happy for the fellas
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Why do they still look & dress like two guys that run a bowling alley?
@WheresTheBodiesG
Жыл бұрын
Well it's a good thing. That means they haven't let the money change who they truly are.... Which is dirtbags!
I'm expecting my burnies shirt in the next week Kippy! If there was only 9 then i should be getting mine posthaste 😂😂 love youse as always
Foley’s entire argument against the flatbread boils down to Kippy got more food than him
this is no doubt my favorite podcast!!! great work guys!!!
When Foley is wrong about 2 if by land, 1 if by sea 🤣 it was about the lanterns 🤯
Let's be honest i like guest i prefer the family video over the guest 😂i just like yall together then y'all having other people
42:27 Foley still gets it wrong 😂 Wasn’t it lanterns Paul Revere would light?
Perfect timing for a 9 hour drive tomorrow! Love these two💗
Is it garbage to do the Taste Buds bit at the top 10 minutes?
DJ Delilah did a syndicated radio show at night with heartfelt dedications from bozos looking for past flings
The Shawn Hunter bit killed me lmao!😅
i love to see how many of us these guys bring together with our trash life choices hahaha
Love the show guys! I grew up in Juniata and lower bucks County and live in feasterville so it's cool hearing Kevin talk about his youth it brings back memories. Good stuff guys!
Royal Pains is the show you were talking about in the beginning and he’s a concierge doctor in the Hamptons.
@only_son5040
Жыл бұрын
My guy! I was looking for that. Thank you 🗑
Flat bread is just the vessel to get pizza toppings in to your face. And I’m here for it haha
“Fire Apple Red” Foley’s out here making new color shades for the Home Depot
Kippy all hopped up on goofballs
My fav pod... The Garbage Kings and their stories totally relate to my childhood, and somewhat today. Waiting impatiently for my merch to arrive. Stay trashy kiddos!
Pita Bread Pizza my poor folks, TRY THAT SHITZ!
Garbage Army. Have Foley and KJ’s heads poking out of an Oscar style metal can. Maybe some empty beer bottles and losing scratch offs scattered about.
There is an apartment building where I live that is made from an old heritage school. It's actually pretty sweet. Edit: also when Foley called the color "fire apple red" 😂 it's candy apple red ya bozo.
Ah yes when Paul Revere rang the bells in the Boston church, classic
My father-in-law rents a beach house every year and flies a flag with two joints crossed, a green beer bottle behind each joint, a skull in the middle of that, and the bottom has text that says "Death Before Unconsciousness".
“Ground round, lean and mean.” - ‘Mr. Mom’
I can't be the only one who actually prefers an episode with just the boys over the guests ...
@heidisymonds4382
Жыл бұрын
You are not the only one 😀
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Ducking sameeee boysssss
In grade school my friend was part of a large family. His dad drive a late 70’s wonder bread truck similar to a ups truck but white, rusty wheel wells and a partially torn off and painted over wonder bread sticker. They had s couch for the kids to sit on.
I just flat out love you guys. You would be treated like family if you ever came here to Australia. I hope one day you can take AYG international because we have all types of trash you don't even know exist Downunder.
Toby saying pow got me way too much for how insanely dumb it was
That "Whoa" after fried pizza sent me 😂
"it's like the Lovely bones back there" 😂
Finally... a family ep.
Krppy sounds a little yipped up😂 GO BIRDS! 🦅
I'm dying at the paul Reveere part aroun 41'. Im just laughin too hard to correect histoey now 😂
@nickschnider9191
Жыл бұрын
2 by land 1 by sea was lanterns I thought?
Family episode for the end of the month I love it
I love how the biggest points of contention in an episode when the boys argue about food.
looks like buck hunters back up an running. when you boys gonna do a round on cam?
@kayskelton4034
Жыл бұрын
It's on Patreon!
Yall are my best friends. Could be sad, but true.
@nomdeplume5446
Жыл бұрын
Your best friendship is a parasocial relationship? That’s a tough look.
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
@@nomdeplume5446rebuttal….. people suck
This is definitely my new favorite podcast!
NAIR STORY: I was in High School at a friend’s party her dad was throwing at the end of summer 2008 - a BUNCH of her dad’s trash friends who were drinking heavy!! So she decided to put NAIR in the man’s hair who was passed out drunk on the couch! He woke up the next morning PISSED and PATCHY 😂 He had Foley style of hair before the Nair was applied to give a visual.
Kippy with the snipe shot on the fudgey widgey comment😂😂😂
Why is foley still trying to fool us that he is eating better every episode and loses every single weight loss challenge
Switch spot for me coming up was a Petro Truck Stop in Central Wisconsin.
"Deliiiilaaaaah" I know, Foley! Lol
My nerd ass parents had the same style Volvo station wagons in the early 80s. One was hunter green and one was pumpkin orange. I used to be so embarrassed, but I'd kill for one of them today😂
Those Adam and Eve reads make me giggle so hard😆
Kippy and his Phlat Breadz 😂
Love how kippy shattered the illusions foley was under. My parents are obese and I have to keep reminding them that they have made themselves utterly useless in any meaningful way to society. It's funny when an old school dad threatens you while in a recliner, so you know you can get close cuz no way he could get up in a timely manner.
Helped renovate an old Kmart into a school that used to be in a broken down church 5-6 years ago.
"Remember back in the day when those things hit the scene?" Big man says that about everything🤣 nostalgia blinders are on 24/7 it's hilarious *also getting the "two if by land, one if by sea" wrong is classic Foley, it wasn't a bell it was either two candles in the window or one to signal where they were coming from lmao i love these bozos
Only Foley would have a "connect' to the ice cream man down the shore.
I'm 30 and I remember Delilah on the radio. She was on b101 In Philly I'm pretty sure.