I’m finding this soothing…having a hard time going to sleep…think this might do the trick. Wife didn’t think it was funny, her having to get up early for work. She stormed out of the bedroom…actually freaking out…full on dragging a blanket behind her. Probably didn’t help I was maniacally laughing because I connected you to the stereo and woke her from a dead slumber. Your post timing couldn’t have been more perfect. As of right now…I deem you The Man. Consequences to follow… Jake it slow. Safe travels. Oregon 👍

@drewd1726

2 жыл бұрын

…Ok…Twas not a pleasant morning….I’m doing it again tonight… Yep. 👀

@jakecole7694

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need to treat your Mrs better

@drewd1726

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakecole7694 Oh my man…she has the best of everything…including a Jax alarm clock. Nothing but the best. 👍 She will be laughing eventually…might take a week of this…

@davidmroberts05

2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious Drew

you have got the rhythm , my Dad was a auctioneer and when you listen to so many auctioneers in your lifetime you know when somebody has the gift... I think you have it.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Hey!! That’s nice!

I just thought of if you was pulled over by the cop.. And you started an auction between the 2 cops over the ticket... 😂😂

Jax you crack me up, I was having a pretty bad day working on the driveline of my truck. It was one of those where I just needed to walk away for awhile. Then I watched this video and it brought a big smile on my face. Thanks Brother. Take care be safe out there. Greg

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Heck yea!! That’s great to hear :)

This guy is something else!!!!!

You and ol' Brother Shobe blow my mind.

It's the auctioneer equivalent of "100 bottles of beer on the wall" that we used to sing as kids on road trips!! LOL

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

Hell of an auctioneer, reminds me of going to the stockyards or machinery auctions with my grandpa , keep up the videos there great

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks my friend

My son loved it

Seven Brides for Seven Brother's is probably my all time favorite musical. Made back when movies were great for all ages.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY!! Bless your beautiful hide 🎶 so many good songs lol!

You had me raising my hand up and yelling yep. :) Good video.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

AaahhhLLL right boyzzz

Hahaha you are so strange but I love strange people! Thanks for the laughs!

My father was an auctioneer and my sister brother and I (4,5 & 6 yrs)would ride next to him on the bench seat in our old 65’ cattle truck. He would teach us first how to chant by 5 and the 3 of us would sit there (imagine the little voices) 5,10,15,20,25 - then backwards 25, 20,15,10,5……then we’d go by 2’s….2,4,6,8,(who do we appreciate!)…..10,8,6,4,2…..lol Great memories! Love listening to you, beautiful chant!

The souls of a thousand miners are bidding now, love it. You are such a great guy also a very bored truck driver, lol

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

This is the most EPIC video on KZread! I was laughing so hard when you were Auctioneering about the pick up truck going to fast. This made my day! Take Care and Drive Safe! Brian

@realwildwildwest

Жыл бұрын

Awesome :)

@INKDRAILS

Жыл бұрын

@@realwildwildwest Any update on Blu 2? Can't wait for that build!

@realwildwildwest

Жыл бұрын

@@INKDRAILS we ran out of time last summer. Hoping this spring we can get her dialed in !

That looks like my trip through Nashville yesterday minus the traffic

Jax is a young soul, yet an old soul but mostly a good soul. Soul to the man with the long hair and beard.

Safe travels brother

HEP! HEP! YEAHHHH!

....annnnnnnd sold......to the happy bull hauler ❗💯

You have a very nice rhythm going, and thanks for slowing it down at the end so we can get an idea of what's being said between the numbers. I stay away from auctions now days. They can become an addicting bad habit, like gambling. The possibility of an awesome deal is always tempting though.

A whole new musical genre combining Country, Rap, beat box, square dance, and auctioneer calling.....

I raised my card at 5.00 but you kept the bidding going! I sing Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb or pop my bagpipe cd in and crank up the volume to Scotland the Brave!

Depends,,, like right now? No! Auctioneering is a afternoon thing??? Idk! Hey enjoy the weekend!

i love your auction chant......very clear and easy to fallow....i have heard some guy's that sounded like they had peanut butter in their mouth.lol

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 now that’s a good way to describe a mumbling auctioneer !

Your just so silly!!! thats why we love you!!

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

🥰

Man that ability has always fascinated me. Pretty cool.

Just a smooth cadence. Always like listening to auctioneers. Keep the rubber on the Jax.👍

We all got our own ways of keeping ourselves awake. I'd say this is the best yet. Keep that Shiney side up and the great content coming.

Provoked memories of the stuff I would resort to to stay alert running i-80 and i-90 coast to coast, all winter. Singing, arguing with talk radio, doing my style of "dynamic tension exersises", eating chipotle peppers like they were candy, calling old friends in Hawaii on the cell phone headset because they were the only ones awake. I never went over on my hours, no tickets, no accidents. Frequently Joliet to SeaTac. So many stories... stay safe my friend. My best to the family.

Reminds me of going to the horse auctions years ago...it still amazes me how fast numbers and words roll off the tounge!! I used to sing, and freestyle if I didn't know the words! Be safe out there...and please keep entertaining us!

Man I wish I could do something like that. I drove truck for 20 years over the road the last 14 years I ran furniture into TX from NC for a small company 8 or sometimes he would have 13 the 5 would by owner operators but the old man George Brackett got very sick kids where running company well he passed no One wanted to run the company so they sold everything split it between the mother and the remaining four siblings well I received a job that kept me home but it was a flatbed that was my mistake I was in the middle of a major city was putting some steel onto the flatbed was loading beside a 10 foot deep caisson hole where they were putting me well my trailer was 5 feet off the ground and as I went to grab the tagline the gentleman that was running the crane pulled back I went backwards off my trailer and into the caisson Hall and at that point was hurt I missed my lower back my neck hips and right knee to the point now where I have been on disability and unable to drive so watching you brings back great memories I drove at 379 Extended Hood American classic Peterbilt so I love to see your cabover and how you were bringing them back when I started driving basically that’s all there was if you were able to get a conventional not too many drivers in the company I work for had them keep on Truckin keep on putting out the videos thanks for doing what you do they called me bronco Billy

That's awesome, love it.

Very good way to blow off the stream pressure or whatever works glad you got that

😂👍 thanks Jack's, i needed to smile. It's beyond me why people insist on driving fast in bad road conditions.

Very impressive been to a lot of auctions and heard a lot of trash auctioning

Your really good. When I drove truck I would play music from weddings to funerals, River trip to Reno. You have lot’s of time to learn skills. Jax, you for sure have skills. Drive on‼️

I had alot of fun..thanks

Man too much diesel fumes can be insane to the membrane.......🤯 Stay safe out there my brother 🙏

Believe it or not, seven brides for seven brothers was my favorite movie as a young lad!!! Great movie!!!! Awesome auctioning song brother!!!! You have definitely earned my subscription!!! Seen ya over on HeavyD's channel!!!! Cheers n God bless

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome!

Jax, I use to yodel on those days when one day turned into the next! The things we do to cover the miles.

Man of many talents!

God bless you man. I had enough after 30 years as well as my body. Be careful out there.

Yes Sir, Love the natural remedies :)

I'm going to have to go to the cattle sale just to avoid being homesick now. Family vacations use to mean going to a cattle sale out of state.

Jax storage hunters needs you ASAP

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that would be a good time huh

Man you should teach me buddy!! I would love to be an auctioneer!

Love it! I could listen to you auction all day.

Love listening to a good auction chant. You sir have a fantastic chant!

Love this and Drew D comment.

Love this guy!!

Drive safe brotha

This video wins the internet!

Reminds me of going to the cattle auctions on Saturday morning with my Dad, Always loved the sounds of an Auctioneer

So funny story about that rest stop you just passed heading into Boise. Back in the 70s When I was 7 years old my family piled into two vehicles heading home from Buhl Idaho to Pasco Washington we made a pit stop there and they left me at the rest stop. No one knew it until they got to my aunt and uncle's house in Boise and realized I wasn't there. My parents and an aunt flew in the car to come back and get me. They were going 80 mph! That was like a big deal back then. Also they said they passed several cops but figured that they knew who they were and why they were speeding. I had a nice lady help me. she could see I was in distress and she had a CB radio and called the cops.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious!! Sketchy at the time but sooo funny !

I could listen to auctioneer voice for a long time. Brings back a ton of great childhood memories!🤓

Scrolling threw and it was entertaining trying to read the close captions 😂 it was like wtf

Your so talented

Haha thats a good one & an awesome classic movie.

That is some of the best auctioneering I ever heard. I could listen to you all day.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim!

Not sure how this channel hasn't exploded yet. Entertaining as always!

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Just gotta get that word out there somehow 🤔

@kevfaherty123

2 жыл бұрын

@@realwildwildwest It'll happen! Keep it coming and we'll keep sharing and commenting!

AWESOME!

Great skill.👍

It is a rare talent to be sure, kind of like yodeling

That was my mom's favorite movie. There for I seen it LOTS. Couldn't imagine that movie being made nowadays. CANCELED. Not so funny how times have changed. It was a just a good ol kidnapping

Love it!

Took till halfway through to realize i was bidding against myself🤪

Love it

5:01 Yow! Since when did the speed limit go up to 70/80 MPH?? That's a big brain move: auctioneering at the wheel to keep 'white line fever' at bay! I also thought that speeding black pick-up truck was headed for a ditch...in road conditions like MT was experiencing, driving BEHIND a big rig, riding in the tire tracks, is the sensible way to go! 😅😅

We haven’t had a laugh 😂 that good all of this year so far...!! I guess you Really DO practice this a lot, and good idea too.👍 I use to take produce to the market auctions so I have always thought this was cool. But like I said before, I haven’t heard Anyone do it This Good.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Produce auctions sound fun!

Dammit Jax I just bought whatever you were selling! I love auctions

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Crap! I hope your money is good 😂

Reminds me of that old country song.

You sent that mess down to TN….. it’s 19°. You can have it back. Resent to sender

I couldn’t stop laughing.

Hell yeah brother

I bet you could have a hit song by redoing Leroy Van dykes song The Auctioneer

Dam man you are very good at that. I would set at your sale any day. I wish I could do that.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Cattle man!

LOL I was trying to see how high your bid got from yard stick to yard stick LOL

Absolutely cracking video, completely love it. But it reminded me of the video with Heavy D's auction that you attended, where & when is that video going to be shown? Take care & stay safe out there.

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Probably will be on the discovery channel sometime this summer

Awesome Jax, I'm practicing now for school.. Mina Nevada

@anchorbrandranch

2 жыл бұрын

I just hauled a load of steers through Mina Nevada the other night 😜🐂⚓️ It’s in our next episode of Anchor Brand Ranch on KZread

@anchorbrandranch

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dron/ihkDCdWYbw_VXqReFL4a-A.html

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

I’m an instructor at the western college of auctioneering up in Bozeman. Maybe I’ll see you there :)

@modocroughstock5700

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to mention if you guys ever need anything in or around 95 south we're five miles south of Mina the old "Mule Town Fuel Station" may be a Cab Over Pete out front before long if I get what I want..

@anchorbrandranch

2 жыл бұрын

@@modocroughstock5700 get a cattle trailer for it and we’ll convoy up to Fallon next fall 😜🐂⚓️

This is epic

Jack's if you ever get tired your truck driving sounds like you would be great at being a Mumble rapper or at least compared to the Mumble rappers that's out there now .

I think Jax and Haeli could have a hit with an auctioneer song called 'Slow Down Son' or 'Here's My Xanax Coming Up'.

Sold...

Impressive

Well Earned skill! Man

@jbrows3730

2 жыл бұрын

I tried to reach out via email

Nice ! But does the state know you are auctioning off their road signs? Safe travels Jax. peace

😁👍

Good enough to compete in the WLAC

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

The good ol WLAC… that might be a good story for another KZread episode someday. I’ve been down that road believe it or not. Thanks for the high praise:)

I was trying to read road signs

Sounds like a tall tale.

But at the end of the day you have a great family to go home to .

Hey Jax happy new my friend

I'M ALSO A DRIV'AH AND GOING THROUGH THE SAME WEATHER BOY I WISH I DIDN'T NEED THIS XANAX...

You Have an awesome chant. I just recently graduated from auction school I love your chant. Do you think you could do a video and slow it down?

@realwildwildwest

3 ай бұрын

Ohhhh may be someday.. Glad you enjoyed it ;)

Hi there nothing like old school truck s they keep going not like the new truck s they always brake down so pricey to buy here in Europe we have to wait for 2 years to get a new truck.

Jax this reminded me of fond memories as a young lad attending the sheep market with my Grandad 👍 Question for you - 'Roll back my way' song on Heavy D's recent video isn't you by any chance? Amazing song that I can't find anywhere online.. Take it easy. Rhyd (Wales, UK)

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not me. But thanks for the compliment:)

Looking for part 2 of this 😉

I could listen all day long an never get tired of it . . Your very good at it .. did you pick it up on your own or did you take a auctioneer course ? Wow that’s jus waaaaaay to fun an cool 👍👍👍👍

@realwildwildwest

2 жыл бұрын

Went to school back in 07 and spent 10 years auctioning off cattle

@DarrensTruckzs

2 жыл бұрын

@@realwildwildwest oh really .. what an awsome opportunity.. 👍cheers

Have you ever done the song “the auctioneer”? You would kill it!