[ASMR] Rude English Mason (Measure/Chisel/Sculpt/Sleep)
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"Look at the size of that thing."
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Пікірлер: 764
Shrek Asmr is exactly the thing i never knew i needed until now.
@Autumnlight91
2 жыл бұрын
Check out Gibi. She did one after a guy named Ace literally, and I mean LITERALLY asked for it for over a year
@Anime_Potato
2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen gibis Shrek roleplay 😂
@ChanoCYBER9Avila
2 жыл бұрын
I can see this character being demoted to the big headed greeter we seen when shrek arrives
@Culrulerguy
2 жыл бұрын
Theres a shrek vr asmr
@marelledalziel9488
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anime_Potato she has shrek rp?!
“Some of you may fall asleep but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
@bussey1802
2 жыл бұрын
Ur valid
@jamesbuchananbarnesss
2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@ChillMinx
2 жыл бұрын
God tier comment
@sooner91
2 жыл бұрын
I’m mad I didn’t think of this
@killuasolos2915
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good
It's actually a really cool idea to make the perspective of the listener an inanimate object rather than a person. It explains the nonresponsiveness
@mynoraldana9566
2 жыл бұрын
Karma
@Coal_XVII
2 жыл бұрын
@@mynoraldana9566 wut ?
@Coal_XVII
2 жыл бұрын
Oooh...
@alexandra2014
2 жыл бұрын
His "you're a Bob Ross painting" was spot on 👍👍👍
@Genisbixx
2 жыл бұрын
You sure know how a good profile picture looks like.
Masterpiece, eh? Carry on, my boy. You can expect me tomorrow for inspection. I trust I won’t be disappointed. 👑
@jokuvaanoikee242
2 жыл бұрын
Short
@elpoderdelaamistad2014
2 жыл бұрын
XD
@JoelitoStriker
2 жыл бұрын
It's you
@JoelitoStriker
2 жыл бұрын
How did you got out of the dragon BTW did you finally found a princess and became King?
@antoniokristler6973
2 жыл бұрын
Only the highest quality for you m’lord.
Fred simping over Lord Farquaad still is one of the funniest things about the REG universe
Ok, now we need "blacksmith smelts you for lord farquaad"
@ps4nowwoot972
2 жыл бұрын
He just sets the camera on fire
@filipschuster9396
2 жыл бұрын
@@ps4nowwoot972 It would have to be a livestream, then. :D
@Ph0t_0w0
2 жыл бұрын
@@filipschuster9396 lmao his wife can be the Blacksmith’s assistant
@SBradison
2 жыл бұрын
whats next «chef cooks you for Lord Farquaad»?
@crabmannyjoe2
2 жыл бұрын
@@SBradison executioner interrogates you for lord farquad.
"If one is to understand the great mystery one must study all it’s aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the force"
@themandance293
2 жыл бұрын
and so the wise jedi ended up as farquaads stonemason
@FredsVoice
2 жыл бұрын
An elegant quote for a more civilized age
@tazin-kun1346
2 жыл бұрын
“However if one views a larger view of the force you will be contacted to the darkside”
@marelledalziel9488
2 жыл бұрын
@@FredsVoice Scottish Fred now
@m0-m0597
24 күн бұрын
Based and Deutschpilled
I love how fred is practising his greeting when he could bend that man like a pipe cleaner
@lordfarquaad8267
2 жыл бұрын
He’d never get past my guards! 💂♀️ 💂♀️ 💂
@jokuvaanoikee242
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordfarquaad8267 🔫
@themandance293
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordfarquaad8267 How's shrek mr quaad
@lordfarquaad8267
2 жыл бұрын
@@themandance293 that meddlesome ogre is back in his swamp where he belongs.
@rubyjet6418
2 жыл бұрын
@@themandance293 mr. quaad 😭
I love seeing that Fred wears his wedding ring during his videos. It’s a subtle but obvious act of devotion to have that displayed in each video no matter the character.
@caceothesscribendi
2 жыл бұрын
I still remember a video he made back when he was whisper mister where he talked about wanting to get married one day. It stuck out to me because even though he was a young man, it was already important to him.
@karenakerr611
2 жыл бұрын
He’s really good looking maybe too many chics are hitting on him so he got a ring
@loredanaasmr8071
2 жыл бұрын
@@karenakerr611 he is married and will soon become a father
@grumpy9721
2 жыл бұрын
@@loredanaasmr8071 awww they gonna have a baby? Awesome news! ❤
@Areea993
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking exactly the same. It's really quite lovely.
Fredward, this is your job! You’re a legend 😂
@user19290
2 жыл бұрын
Hello verified person I’m subbed to for a random reason
@XAspectRatioX
2 жыл бұрын
Me too yes indeed sure
@stefan014
2 жыл бұрын
Omg he's a god! He reminds me of Thor, but better and more interesting
@UkrainianSolarYT
2 жыл бұрын
I hate how he is re doing lord farquaad ASMR Videos for money
@Saramambiche2632
2 жыл бұрын
@@UkrainianSolarYT ????????
Fred motioning to the camera: “this statue here is one of my finest statues” Me laying in bed: 🗿
@vnyccio
2 жыл бұрын
🗿
@kendra_t
2 жыл бұрын
🗿
@lzsszz1006
2 жыл бұрын
🗿
@channelchannelchannelchannel
2 жыл бұрын
🗿
@gugfu9816
2 жыл бұрын
🗿
Not Fred calling us perfect and art 🥺 (1:31)
@Aolani21
2 жыл бұрын
NGL, that made me tear up
@electricityoverload4539
2 жыл бұрын
Would like but it's at 69 likes so I leave this 👍
@img4033
2 жыл бұрын
@@electricityoverload4539 u may like it now
@gekkotadpole2478
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically wholesome rude fred
@duncan3998
Ай бұрын
Lol, the irony
I have to congratulate you on this one, the little details that might slip like the added tail of the room every time you hit the chisel and the door shutting.
Damn socialising with my family is suddenly not important anymore
@hypebeastfarron9294
2 жыл бұрын
It seems so
@SuikaNine
2 жыл бұрын
My family is literally having a cookout right now. Meanwhile here I am listening to Fred's alluring and relaxing voice as he sculps me into the figure of a Greek God.
@ily.908
2 жыл бұрын
@@SuikaNine The dedication you have to this man- Unrivalled.
I could just imagine you doing a geologist or archeologist role play, the viewer could watch from the perspective of a gem or artifact that you chisel out and then take back to clean, inspect, identify, etc.
The roleplays are sooo funny!!
@Coal_XVII
2 жыл бұрын
Ok lemme try Ahahahahah...ahah Nope doesn't work for me it's not funny... It's relaxing
Little does he know that the blacksmith is Lord Farquaad's blacksmith.
I’m beginning to think fred is actually in love with Lord Farquaad.
@ImTheKebab
2 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Lewis yes 😭 i thought it was a joke but now it feels very real
@controngames8308
2 жыл бұрын
I mean can you blame him
@johnmarston4227
2 жыл бұрын
@@controngames8308 I can’t bro. I mean danggg look at that hair
@lordfarquaad8267
2 жыл бұрын
The feeling is mutual.
@ImTheKebab
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordfarquaad8267 Hello, My lord!
“There’s always a bigger fish” - Quigon
@meat1319
2 жыл бұрын
“Your gay” hitler
@ChanoCYBER9Avila
2 жыл бұрын
The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent - Qui Gon
@Marco.05
2 жыл бұрын
"The negotiations were short".- Obi Wan
Camera quality☑️ Microphone quality☑️ Effort☑️ Entertaining☑️ Background☑️ Best ASMR KZreadr
1:27 This is true appreciation for his fans :)
@meat1319
2 жыл бұрын
Suicide rates drop
Initially, I thought it could have been a statue of anyone. After spending time on the other end of this stone master’s tools, I know it could have only been him. I could have only ever become this, this tribute to greatness. I only ever could have been him.
I feel disappointed that i don’t have a chiseled jawline at the end of this
@orangeops8875
2 жыл бұрын
I feel that!
@m0-m0597
24 күн бұрын
Mewing
Bruh never stop making these you're the king of asmr
😅The first moment: Is Fred wearing a dress?😂 but then the acting rolls over and the tingles began 👌👍
I'm not even a big Shrek fan, but something about the Lord Farquad videos are the most relaxing on your channel
I almost never comment on videos, but I gotta say that intro was just so perfect lmao
I always respect the commitment that Fred always brings to the table with videos like these
The soft tapping combined with the background sounds makes the back of my neck go all melty in the most relaxing way, brilliant work.
Fantastic roleplay! This one is so fun and relaxing. Thank you Fred!
This character must come back. The hammering sound is real good
Imagine if the blacksmith in question was Eorlund Gray-Mane who wanted the eagle statue for the sky-forge and just gets hard rejected
@Nojnoj
2 жыл бұрын
Ew, Gray-Mane. Any battleborn would know that they are disgusting
@dutchvanderlinde248
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nojnoj Eorlund is literally the one Gray Mane you wouldn't want to anger. Best blacksmith in Skyrim and has the companions at his back.
‘You think he’s compensating for something?’
@princevegeta7906
2 жыл бұрын
😏😏
@NotoriousFoxxx
5 ай бұрын
Keep your feet off the grass! Shine your shoes wipe your- F A C E!
Day 21 asking for a ralof ('hey you you finally awake') guy from the elder scrolls skyrim
@thehomoerectes9395
2 жыл бұрын
I shall join you in your crusade brother
@obi-wankenobi7207
2 жыл бұрын
As the chancellor once said: We will watch your carreer with great interest
@user-ll5dx4eg4k
2 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh that's great
@ulusrike5911
2 жыл бұрын
I demand nothing, but the anticipation of such an ambitious project fills me with elation!
No time for party's and video games there's only time for sleep
Fred (talking to camera) - "can you see this thing here... This art of perfection" Me - "You talking to me bro?" 😂
@DPPOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
He actually meant the camera itself
@foxtrotplays501
2 жыл бұрын
@@DPPOfficial ... "Can you see this thing? this Canon 4k camera .... this art of perfection" XD
You bring me so much joy, Fred. Love you.
When he was complimenting his unfinished statue it looked like he was gesturing towards me and it made me feel nice c:
No order is too tall for a man of his caliber.
i have been asking for lord farquaad after the haircut and i finally got a farquaad video thanks
@lordfarquaad8267
2 жыл бұрын
Loyalty is rewarded in this kingdom, good peasant. 🏰
@garretttoothaker1138
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordfarquaad8267 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fred, your videos are amazing! I been watching your asmr for some years and it's getting better
i think fred is the only asmrtist i watch now just because his content never disappoints
This is incredibly, Shrektacularly great! Huge respect to you Fred. I love this video. You have Lord Farquaad the respect he deserves!
I just love these Lord Farquaad role plays
@KawaiiPinkPunkStar
2 жыл бұрын
Which are the other ones?
Lol you should make one of Lord Farquaad insulting us
@niufy845
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would be too short for the camera to see so it would just be a wall insulting us lmao
I don't even use Fred's videos to sleep anymore I just watch them because these role plays are entertaining
After a long nightshift Im now home to sleep and I have to say seeing the notification for this video is a thing of beauty ✌🏻😴
Amazing as always! I love this Lord Farquaad universe
@lordfarquaad8267
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, my dear Wallachian ruler. Blessings on the House of Basarab.
This was amazing. I haven’t felt tingles like that in a long time. May I suggest in your next sculpture video, if you could walk around and make sure the back is perfect as well. The added effects added was a superb choice!
the horse hoof sounds are so satisfying
How the hell do these ideas even come to his mind??
Thanks man! your always welcome to my castle😁
Love Fred’s whispers!!
This one is getting added to my "Best ASMR" playlist.
Love your videos they help me sleep
A buff man wearing a jesters outfit is legendary
I was kinda hoping for a twist where he accidentally broke a piece of the staue off or knocked it over right before lord Farquaad arrived.
Thx Fred for those awesome videos, they must be so much work🙌
Every once in a while when I’m watching ASMR I get this intrusive thought about what it’d be like to try to explain what I’m watching to my 90yr old Russian grandmother who’s never used the internet
I just.........I can't. The costume is fudging amazing and the acting...highly comedic and absolutely got a laugh out of it. Equally though, I got some of those tingles! Just bloody amazing. Everyone, enjoy this video, enjoy your time! Cheerio!
This is my favorite video and my favorite creator
Ah yes, another glorious store owned by lord farquad
Drinking game: every time he says lord farquaad you take a shot
@stainfightingpower9402
2 жыл бұрын
Good lord that would kill you! But.... I'm in
@nathanielbaguette2395
2 жыл бұрын
@@stainfightingpower9402 Indeed it would but it would still make for a damn good time,
@Coal_XVII
2 жыл бұрын
OOOOOH BOI
@bread6811
2 жыл бұрын
My friend literally died after first shot. It was like 6 bullets in that gun and he lost after first one. What a noob
Wonderful ! ! ! Love it ! !
We! need! the! next! bit! , this is like a asmr cliff hanger
you the goat for these ideas
Definitely listening to this tonight before bed 😌❤️👌
Why is the asmr so gooood thx Fred
You are a master of your craft 🙌✨👏
Loving the star wars quote in the description!
Excellent work.
10/10 for good humour, love it.
Started watching this 2 go to sleep but I can't stop giggling.
"This is true perfection" *Why thank you*
fred is the best actor i've never seen. no more
My favorite videos haha, they are just so creative
This is so cool
Oh boy hahaha this was a trip. Loved every second 😂❤️
I like the acoustics😴
You posted this on my birthday😌
I love history-inspired ASMR. 10/10!
So, a variant of Thor is a mason for Lord Farquaad. Marvel, take notes.
Could you please do "soap carving" or "wood carving" please lord Fred
Okay... this is the most abstract "rude" episode yet, and its awesome😂
I love your asmr I listen to you every night
not gonna lie this is creative, asmr + shrek universe. now this is the real deal!
So, how many bloopers are in this XD, and I love the suit
You are rockin' that outfit! Well done Sir 😉 you are the best !
Bro I love your videos you make me relax like 1min
Best video of the century
YESSSSSS THIS IS GREAT
This man has great understanding about art
Sooo relaxing
I have this funny feeling, Fredward didn't survive that encounter.
The people who disliked are shorter than Lord Farquaad. XP
@bread6811
2 жыл бұрын
"That's not true!!!" - the voice from below said
this one is definitely my favorite
Wonderful asmr
nesecito que alguien me alegre el día y aquí siempre lo encuentro
@FernandoSilva-bf7dv
2 жыл бұрын
Que suerte encuentro un comentario en español
@saselses2038
2 жыл бұрын
Al fin
@juanatorres2393
2 жыл бұрын
Aquí casi todos hablan inglés es un milagro encontrar alguien khe hable español
@juanatorres2393
2 жыл бұрын
:)
@DrRegulusFang
2 жыл бұрын
Excelente!
Great video Fred was very relaxing 👍
The echo effect you used on the tapping was nice