At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user

@thomascaldwell2567

10 ай бұрын

Even at the start it was cleaner.

@TheGoodEdp

9 ай бұрын

​@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀

@SiAttic

9 ай бұрын

Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.

@Crazydave339

9 ай бұрын

Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢

@goodboy9318

9 ай бұрын

@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously

I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased

@Mr.Quack_Quack

10 ай бұрын

Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.

@crownedginger4082

10 ай бұрын

I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock KZread Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)

@idelsagil9129

10 ай бұрын

Im a Rocklogist!

@lonelyguyofficial8335

9 ай бұрын

Affirmative.

@NisseVex

8 ай бұрын

the rock did what now?

3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.

Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now

@Doppish

10 ай бұрын

more like 3000 years at the very least

@-GordonFreeman

10 ай бұрын

It probably billions of years old at most.

@trollg1544

9 ай бұрын

@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one

@1.1.Iraq.1.1

7 ай бұрын

​@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago

@x-raygamma

7 ай бұрын

The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.

I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life

@_aoe

5 ай бұрын

Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢

@dcavaz

2 ай бұрын

​@@_aoe I don't want to live.

@_aoe

2 ай бұрын

@@dcavaz then be a rock

@dcavaz

2 ай бұрын

@@_aoe I'm considering it.

@dcavaz

2 ай бұрын

@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓

As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss

@MSUBooBoo

8 ай бұрын

Solid pun!

@StellarCrackhead42

8 ай бұрын

@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!

@Rum-Runner

8 ай бұрын

Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun

@shlorgersen

4 ай бұрын

These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.

@joshuajones2380

3 ай бұрын

Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!

I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂 This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.

Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy

@radityapoerwanto7018

9 ай бұрын

#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter

@user-nb4zy5qn9h

Ай бұрын

His wife must be very jealous of this rock.

every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.

@PrinceGodOtsutsuki

10 ай бұрын

Lmao, that was actually pretty clever

@kissestoyouiskisandyou

10 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the ruler

@Ky-xl5dr

10 ай бұрын

don’t forget the trees!

@justuslogan9340

10 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the books

@willersontntboom

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"

This rock needs its own instagram and social network

This is actually insanely relaxing!

@007rsn

10 ай бұрын

Agree with it

The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.

@584asmr4

2 ай бұрын

Yes! We need the googly eyes!

How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude

The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!

Thanks for the massage dude 🤙

I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress

Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.

@blueclay22222

7 ай бұрын

Fellow rock worshipper

@RedoOkay

7 ай бұрын

@@blueclay22222 indeed

W dwayne for not getting mad

Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅

@TheGoodEdp

9 ай бұрын

I would join him

@polo_lunar1

6 ай бұрын

More often than You think

@mandieasmr9342

6 ай бұрын

I’d be like yanno what. Valid

@mabellinagogh

5 ай бұрын

tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇

@eldritchyarnbeing3295

5 ай бұрын

i was just thinking this, the mental image of walking out onto your porch and seeing your neighbor aggressively massaging a rock with a rolling pin🤣

I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock

Bro really loves that rock 💀

@maplesyrup_1239

10 ай бұрын

I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something

@iknowyou2570

10 ай бұрын

@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣

@murderbeanstv6732

10 ай бұрын

@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.

@trevorradny7770

10 ай бұрын

I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.

@largebalz

10 ай бұрын

Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...

Bro drowned this rock. Everytime the rock thought it was over Bret just comes outta nowhere and water boards him

@whispersoft

10 ай бұрын

Somebody had to do it

10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep 2:30 AM:

Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?

I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.

Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....

I've never thought this will be so relaxing. Thank you very much.

This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community

@kektiii1376

9 ай бұрын

Try ephemeral rift

@Cthulhu357

9 ай бұрын

@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.

@iLikeCookies812

9 ай бұрын

Real

@Fullmetalnyuu0

5 ай бұрын

ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there

this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.

As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos

First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.

Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.

Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.

@pbeatriz8

8 ай бұрын

Go get a job

@JihoPark911

8 ай бұрын

@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo

@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

6 ай бұрын

​@@pbeatriz8Ironic.

@cydney..downss

6 ай бұрын

@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬

thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤

I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time

everything about this video is just perfect

2 часа ночи а я смотрю как какой то парень масажирует камень

@kaiuer

10 ай бұрын

жиза брат, на часах 01:57... чем я занимаюсь...

@Cassian457

3 ай бұрын

​@@kaiuer1:47 here brother, we be chilling brother

...honey, the guy with the rock is back *neighbours peering through the window*

Amazing how it stands still

Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗

the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.

Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!

Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃

Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...

@spaceheh4867

7 ай бұрын

Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...

“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”

I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves

Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥

This rock's life is better than mine

I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus! Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!

I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin

this rock gives some of the best asmr fr

@abdelhamidnad1615

10 ай бұрын

Yeah lol

this gave me so much tingles

Porfavor queremos más videos con la roca es un símbolo es una señal de esperanza en el asmr

@wajbafarbazaba2417

2 ай бұрын

Esa roca ha recibido más atención y cuidado que todos nosotros juntos XD

as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career

@bondforeverwhooooops

7 ай бұрын

rock..rapist?

@Xalo_

7 ай бұрын

@@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?

@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

6 ай бұрын

10/10 rockrapist. Would rockrape again.

@huberger

6 ай бұрын

@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.

Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂

Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.

why is this actually satisfying

Dang, seems like the rock needed it, it looked pretty tense..

Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣

7:37 😂😂

@ZaFah695

9 ай бұрын

Lmao😂

after 5 minutes I fell asleep Thank you sir!

One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.

Is that water or actual massage oil I can’t bloody work it out and it’s driving me mad 😂 P.S tingles are Insane!! 🙌🏼

@cydney..downss

6 ай бұрын

I think it’s just soapy water, if not idk how the bloody hell he can afford using all that oil on a rock 😂

@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

5 ай бұрын

​@@cydney..downssHe works in medicine I believe, and YT is way more of a stable income source than what you may think.

@cydney..downss

5 ай бұрын

@@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan oop okay, didn’t mean to offend anyone..

@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

5 ай бұрын

@@cydney..downss Sorry if I came across as rude :P But generally speaking he makes enough money from youtube to cover using actual massage oil.

I‘m still fucking stone this is ㅈㄴ good

@Shanny.143

Ай бұрын

응 나도 질투나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢

Why is this relaxing

just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time

The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw

I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock

Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!

Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds

The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen

Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.

I will never understand why I find a stone massage so relaxing

Rock got a haircut and a massage, one lucky thing

Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..

The way the brush part of the scrubber came off

As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing

This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂

I am going crazy rn, how can this be so so so tinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Talk about a stiff patient!

moisturized. in his lane. flourishing

3:00 0:01 0:40 8:34 my favorite parts

seeing the Pokémon cards stressed me out

The rock became a pebble after that massage The rock: I think I got soft

oh my god that rolling pin was AMAZING

Four elements for asmr including rocks, sands, fire ,water and air

This fella be treating a rock better then I would be treating my kids istg

love the white noise of the traffic , trucks

That really is what the rock needed tho

wow this was a great video thank you for making it

when you're searching for new ideas, do you just go outside and think to yourself: "this thing looks like a good asmr trigger while giving a massage" ?

This was hitting too good. Haven't had tingles in the head in a long time.

@sulimlitaev1059

5 ай бұрын

how do tingles feel tho. Never had the experience

@crapi4got

5 ай бұрын

@@sulimlitaev1059 Similar sensation is when you drink or eat something really cold on a hot day. It's that refreshing, heightened sensation without the "pain" of cold. For me it happens on the top of my head.

The only guy in the world to give Mother Nature massages

Feel like im playing "Banished" with the chicken sounding like that. Very enjoyable video! Thank you.

In geology, rock is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition, and the way in which it is formed. Rocks form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid outer core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere. The study of rocks involves multiple subdisciplines of geology, including petrology and mineralogy. It may be limited to rocks found on Earth, or it may include planetary geology that studies the rocks of other celestial objects. Rocks are usually grouped into three main groups: igneous rocks, sedimentary rocks and metamorphic rocks. Igneous rocks are formed when magma cools in the Earth's crust, or lava cools on the ground surface or the seabed. Sedimentary rocks are formed by diagenesis and lithification of sediments, which in turn are formed by the weathering, transport, and deposition of existing rocks. Metamorphic rocks are formed when existing rocks are subjected to such high pressures and temperatures that they are transformed without significant melting. Humanity has made use of rocks since the earliest humans. This early period, called the Stone Age, saw the development of many stone tools. Stone was then used as a major component in the construction of buildings and early infrastructure. Mining developed to extract rocks from the Earth and obtain the minerals within them, including metals. Modern technology has allowed the development of new man-made rocks and rock-like substances, such as concrete.

Dude took a random rock up off the ground and started treating it like a person 💀💀

Это камень наслаждается лучшей жизнью!💀💀

feel extremely relaxed 😮😮😮

Can’t wait for you to do the rock’s makeup asmr.