Please do a tsa pat down but everything goes wrong it would be funny as hell

@joshuam-vn9rd

7 күн бұрын

*screaming* I HAVE A BOMB

5:40 Bro this is gold for me, thank you so much I really love brush sounds.

13:36 pure gold 😂

@mrmemejesus

14 күн бұрын

Bro forgot to edit the sneeze out 💀

Nicest and happiest tsa employee

Dude this is the best ASMR video I’ve come across in awhile perfection 10/10 all the way around !

5:40 what a good sound, love ittt

Just wanted to say something, I have really bad sensory problems and you are my favorite asmrtist ever. Thank you for what you do and please keep doing it. Have a good day.

I love how chill this is, you can tell he does it in one take

I think doing a “crime scene” asmr would be great. HEAR ME OUT: Dusting finger prints Searching witnesses Tests And for the finale, it was just a victimless crime like tax evasion…. I think this would be hilarious

Love this community. Have a good sleep, guys!

Oh man that sneeze woke me up

Checking the hair was continuosly 10/10 !!

Dang I have the drippiest suitcase ever crayola crayon case

This is so nice.. I swear I'm gonna fall asleep in like a secon- *immediately falls asleep*

I always get tingles from your videos 🙏🙏 thank you for making them

Pov: your a retired expert asmrtist as a TSA Worker but your asmr flashbacks accidently go into overdrive make you do this

My fav type of asmr tyyy for posting

The part with the slinky made me laugh, because you would likely find one in my luggage and yes, I need it very much, it's my beloved stim/fidget toy of sorts. I have one on my desk even now that looks very similiar to the one in the video :D

your vids are so peaceful and entertaining lol

Everyone is talking about 5:40 while no one is paying attention to 10:52

@sherkan-games1609

13 күн бұрын

That's a Jumpscare, why would anyone mention that?

We need more of this tsa asmr, please do more

Why no matter what video he's making it's still gonna be really good

Ooo my favorite .🙂 Thank you for the great video ❤

@ghostxdrip2050

14 күн бұрын

fr

Well this is new. I love it bro!! Great work

Ooo can’t wait to watch!

Very creative and good asmr!

Excellent video. Thanks for sharing.

Hello whispersoft, I love your videos

I just cant help but to hear Deadpool now no matter what in every video 😂

Great asmr whispersoft 😮😮

It's funny cuz I'm going to new york in a week, wish me luck. btw, that'll be the furthest I went from home and I never took a plane before, man...don't know if I'm excited or scared or both.

Imagine the TSA agent starts manhandling your Pokemon cards like that

13:35 bless you

Tapping 2:27 2:39 7:08 7:43

You are the best 💗💗💗 .... ASMRtist

Imagine being close to sleeping and then a TSA agent violently sneezes 😭😭💀 lmao 13:37

8:29 rEhEaLly 😂 love this channel keep it up Bret! 😊

16:53 did bro just call his own book trash ?

naww this vid is goldd

NOT MY WOODEN BEADS PLEASE LET ME KEEP EM

@dasiamonet

14 күн бұрын

😭😭

@Syed_1-5-12

14 күн бұрын

We got ataturk begging for his wooden beads before gta 6 💀 🙏🏽

@magmaboisstuff4270

14 сағат бұрын

@@Syed_1-5-12we got two pitch black pfps before gta 6 (I don’t get this trend aaaa)

one of my fav genres 👮‍♀️🚨

16:54 bro is roasting his book 💀💀💀

good sounds thank you you have a pretty nice voice I wish you good and good health I think you will become a great father thank you for ASMR)

“You’re lucky I can’t get this back on”😂😂😂

@mariedunkle9492

6 күн бұрын

Haha yes! “You dirty rat” it got me so bad 😂

bless you

Just before my flight!

Love itt

I love Whispi 🫶

@daezea

14 күн бұрын

That's such a cute nick name aww 😂😍

I can’t with you. 🤣 “big balls”

Anyone else notice the Ace Vantura reference? 8:32

I would love a video with only brush sounds 😫

Can't wait to sleeeeep

❤

Baguette 🥖🥖

Least suspicious TSA worker:

That's great 🎉 I Hope you do it also on a real person or a manekin ❤

The big balls part caught me off guard

I would like the video but I kinda want to keep the likes at 333, cuz it’s just a perfect number 😂

i guess movebean really wants wendys

21:04 omg

back to this vid for the 2nd night in a row

💯

Soooo when's the Deadpool TSA pat down

*puts scanner on crotch* *starts beeping rapidly*

🎉

I want Wendy’s

@edinimamovic1335

14 күн бұрын

💀

@whispersoft

14 күн бұрын

You

@Jetstream_Sam

14 күн бұрын

I want drug dealer asmr

@SHORYA2k6

14 күн бұрын

You

@magmaboisstuff4270

14 күн бұрын

I won this one man! ggs still also You

Me I haven’t played on my switch in years (3 years)

Bro a 23 minute pat down? Where are we? Soviet Russia?

этот комментарий существует для продвижения канала. Ты лучший!❤

4:23 - 4:37

My man, I have an eyepatch, gold bracelet foot, and a sack of things…okay now that I say that it sounds sus af.

best part? lawnmower in the background

Hello

forgot to tell bro I was a fucking cyborg

9:11 usa twin brothers

@sherkan-games1609

13 күн бұрын

Your not funny...

Drug detection brushes??😭[ 5:34 ]

@daezea

14 күн бұрын

It would make no sense in the real world and I love it. :D Those brushes are damn great for ASMR 🙏💯

@UnforgivablePrick

14 күн бұрын

It's the newest security technology

Hi

wasssssuup

I SWEAR WTVR YOU FIND IS NOT MINE

Just throwing it out there that steel plates create spalding on impact that can unplug your irl game. Stick to ceramic

forgot to do the spread em and relax

I have an infection in my hip. I am having trouble sleeping again tonight. I get tingles and can literally feel it in the swelling of my hip and get instant relief. You also became my fav artist lately. Thank you so much.🥹

@ramz3214

14 күн бұрын

omg, i really hope you feel better soon ! sending you love and strength ! 🫶

@cinnarapmon

11 күн бұрын

ugh i know the pain, it can be unbearable at times😩 get well soon

“Just big balls…”🤨

Maybe... Nice TSA agent next time?

I got kicked out the air port because they thought I had something in my pans and wanted me to pull my down in front of everyone

Awww where's the "I want wendys" guy?

14:18 just close your eyes without the context of the video

You definitely got the utter rudeness of TSA down very well.

Bro ibjust had na incredible idea but expansive too, what is he buys a 360 camera and makes a 360 tsa pat down asmr

Thanks now I missed my flight 💔👎

Bret, do you have pets?

FUCK YEAH!!!! FUCK YEAHHHH

Pls open More cards pokemon I love your videos bro.

I got 800 million dollars in my bag I don’t have anything in my pocket

Where's the I want Wendy's guy

@PsnWasTaken

14 күн бұрын

They’re here, just not at the top

Rat? Um excuse me, SIR, we prefer rodent

The only thing that got me was the part when he said “Big balls” like pause brotha

13:36 Bless you 😂

Cut your hair recently? No but you did

13:35 alhamdulillah😅