I'm beginning to wonder if we were working as a Chick-fil-A mascot when we were abducted and are still wearing the cow costume.

@nikki.s.r.

Жыл бұрын

😂 too funny!

@elysed9110

Жыл бұрын

HAHA

@Blue.Vixxen

Жыл бұрын

That's why I haven't seen many in the suits these days. They're all abducted 😭

@remizyt

Жыл бұрын

Maybe we’re a mute toddler 🤔 also maybe wearing a cow onesie?

@VampKard

Жыл бұрын

@@remizyt that’s actually cute!.0.

I love how the amount of videos of the aliens discussing whether we are cow, chicken or just general bag-of-flesh, while never considering that we are alien even though we look exactly like them, underlines the very point of broodmother. The point being that they are dumb as rocks. But I love them and one day we will all live together in harmony under rule of our Cow and Chicken Overlords.

@doglover4734

Жыл бұрын

The real question is are we a useless bag of flesh? The answer is yes, yes we are

@TheNameTag

Жыл бұрын

@@doglover4734 you need to work on your self-esteem.

@koboldcatgirl

Жыл бұрын

Actually, this character considered we might be aliens--that's why she tested our gOoEyNeSs around 12:45. In fairness, I think this particular alien is basically meant to be the smartest of the dumb-as-rock crew.

@doglover4734

Жыл бұрын

@@TheNameTag I wasn’t talking about myself, but let’s go with that

@TheNameTag

Жыл бұрын

@@ikilleddrsunshine well not sure she said useless. I know she says bag of flesh.

In my headcannon, beeblebrox absolutely knows that we are human, and thought it would be funny to yoink us on the ship because they were bored

@KyleEvra

Жыл бұрын

😆

@justonearepa

Жыл бұрын

This is my headcanon as well

@koboldcatgirl

6 ай бұрын

This take aged like marinade. Good call.

I’m so glad I live in the timeline that has the not-cow storyline. Truly such a fun series😊🚫🐮

@BlutoToMars

Жыл бұрын

🙏We thank our god for including us in their, not-cow, chicken, depressed chicken, huuman (mooman), and bag of flesh timeline🙏

@NFSMAN50

Жыл бұрын

hey there

@Aggarius

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being in the timeline that has the not-rooster storyline. We truly live in the more quality timeline

@jamiemcin

Жыл бұрын

Love this series

@ShhheilaASMR

Жыл бұрын

It's 80 parts adorable 20 parts sci fi and 100 parts relaxing I'm here for it! Amy Kay truely has a talent for portraying so many characters so realistically!👌

Disguised as a series of entertaining ASMR videos this series is actually a deeply philosophical work of art that sends you on a spiritual journey of self-discovery to find out who or rather *what* you really are

@AtTheRainNight

Жыл бұрын

She slowly makes me think I am cow 🤣

@MrSteelRino

Жыл бұрын

Man that one was really deep haha

@ShhheilaASMR

Жыл бұрын

Wait... I'm not a cow? 🐄 I must be chimkin...no?! 🐓 hmmm flesh bag it is. 👝

@ordinaryaverageguy76

Жыл бұрын

That's just the sort of thing that an art critic _would_ say....

@salientsolution5436

Жыл бұрын

LeBron James

I like how this particular alien is arguably the smartest of the rank-and-file--the first to identify that we're not a cow, to check and make sure we're not an alien--and she's still absolutely, as the Broodmother kindly put it, dumb as rocks.

@dickperry3627

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@nothankyoumygoodsir7939

Жыл бұрын

I thought that this was the first alien that saw us?

@lycheemyusic

Жыл бұрын

@@lilybellerezvanian2546 it is the same one lmao. Watch the beginning of this vid.....

@fabunicorn262marshmallow4

Жыл бұрын

@@lilybellerezvanian2546 it is

@FranP25

7 ай бұрын

When did Broodmother say that?

Lol first meeting "Who abducted this? This not cow." Now : "They just look so similar." Love this series

@bellinbluee

Жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, in the last video, we were painted to look like a cow by another alien lol.

@jpoeng

6 ай бұрын

I stumbled across this just minutes ago, and I am already deeply invested in the Legend of Not-Cow

@JoeyV.S

2 ай бұрын

@@bellinbluee really?? which video?

What I find funniest about this series it's that "not cow" goes along with all this instead of straight up telling them what's going on.

@asexualcrow1373

Жыл бұрын

I think it was said that we were so traumatized by the abduction and exams that we’ve gone mute

@hetaliaxiis

Жыл бұрын

The "not cow" is a baby human

@godless7571

Жыл бұрын

@@hetaliaxiis But babies would make sounds and not cow is seemingly completely mute.

@mutantthyla9195

Жыл бұрын

@@asexualcrow1373 Not cow moos along thou so not fully mute

@FizStick

Жыл бұрын

@@mutantthyla9195 perhaps selectively mute?

surprised that so many haven't picked up on that it's difficult for them to recognize us bc we've been disguised to look more like a cow, as per the previous video lol

@back-gardencritters9819

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought about that too. You make a good point.

@snakewithapen5489

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, i thought of the gross nose slime when she said our nose was wet lol

@jaxvipre8606

Жыл бұрын

I completely forgot about that lol thanks for the remind

@theneverlanders7125

Жыл бұрын

Hehehe I’m the 69th like😎

@sydliminal

Жыл бұрын

@@theneverlanders7125 nice

We’ve been blessed with another one!!! Love this series so much 🐮 🙌

@AmyKayASMR

Жыл бұрын

Eeeee thank you so much for watching 😊💕🐄

after this series is over i lowkey want like a therapy session where the therapist summarizes what the person has just told them (pausing for confirmation) and then in the end they reveal themselves to be Broodmother and asks us to join their empire

@Miss_Myth

Жыл бұрын

AWESOME idea! 🤩 I just wonder what our title would be... 🤔 Broodchild? Broodcaptain? Not-Broodmother? 😅 I like Broodcaptain, personally. 😁

@faith896

Жыл бұрын

That is literally genius and sounds so tingly I love it!

@tdgchan

Жыл бұрын

@@Miss_Myth imho Not-Broodmother, expert of not-cow beings seems like the most fitting title 🤣

@amandafranks8400

Жыл бұрын

In the end Brood Mother accepts us as Brood Daughter after an exam and series of tests.

@thatchaoticneutral3730

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Definitely

I love that our pink-haired friend finally received justice as a not-cow expert!!!

The legend continues…

@thehighground96

Жыл бұрын

Not Cow shoul be a SCP

@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278

Жыл бұрын

Hello agent

@blueberry._cosplay7181

Жыл бұрын

W pfp

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

It's legen... wait for it... dary.

So happy to see our first alien babe back. It's a sad shame she doesn't recognise me, Mr Not Cow, but I am very happy to hear of her promotion to Not Cow Investigation Service, or NCIS, and I look forward to meeting brood mother!

@sorapokeball

Жыл бұрын

We've met Brood Mother 😂 I hope Beeblebrox will be next

@dracodominus2800

Жыл бұрын

@@sorapokeball I thought I remembered we were going to, but I seem to have forgotten her! I best go rewatch. Oh no. Such a chore! 😊😊😊

@ronaleelopiga2927

Жыл бұрын

I think we are a different Not-cow this time! Otherwise, she would have greeted us like a friend would!

@reggaesauce3599

Жыл бұрын

@@ronaleelopiga2927 no I pretty sure we are the sane but sge doesn't recognise us because the previous alien gave us a mookover (a cow makeover)

@reggaesauce3599

Жыл бұрын

@@ronaleelopiga2927 i think she is trying to find out if we ate the same not cow from before

Love seeing the aliens gaslighting themselves into us being a cow escalating as the series goes on so they don't get in trouble lmao

After being called Not Cow for so long and now Mooomen, I think I finally empathise with rescue dogs that get renamed. It's a strange experience. Edit: This Not Cow also really liked the tea bag being shaken sound. So soothing!

@FlorianRasputin

Жыл бұрын

An intelligent person: They used to call me stupid. A random corpse: And they used to call me alive! Being renamed has so many possible outcomes!

@stephaniecourteoreille5972

Жыл бұрын

I just realized.. Mooomen = *Moomin* Are we... moomins..? *_is that way they're so confused about us!?_*

@dr.3998

Жыл бұрын

@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 Broodmother has confirmed we are human. They are confused because of the last episode where a misguided alien decided to make us look more like a cow.

the fact that this series introduced to me to her channel is just so✨✨

@Sylus_kitten

Жыл бұрын

Same✨

@jesse0819

Жыл бұрын

Same👍

@eva3530

Жыл бұрын

Same😂

@no.nuh.

Жыл бұрын

same :]

@jayrom12

Жыл бұрын

same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same

~ T i m e s t a m p s ~ 0:00 Alien finds us 1:08 Looks at us while telling the story 3:18 puts gloves on 4:04 shhhh it is okay, petting us 4:58 feeling our face, glove sounds 7:27 feeling our hair 8:03 more feeling our face 8:40 writing notes 9:10 measuring us 11:40 writing notes 12:45 tapping on our face 14:45 looking in our mouth 17:55 writing notes 18:50 showing us tea 20:00 trying to feed us the tea bag 20:54 writing notes 21:38 taking our temperature 22:30 looking in our eyes, eye exam, follow the light, how many fingers, etc 27:24 looking in our ears, ear to ear whispers 30:08 which side is the sound on 31:24 writing notes 31:58 looking at our hair 34:15 taking notes 36:34 seeing if we dance to music 37:14 taking notes 37:50 telling us goodnight

@noellaird232

Жыл бұрын

No replys?Well not anymore but thank you

@claryrobles1498

Жыл бұрын

Only one reply? Well not anymore

@makenziemarie296

Жыл бұрын

@@noellaird232 what?

@watcherdavid3158

Жыл бұрын

Replys make the original coment go up the chain of coments right?

@dukecx1624

Жыл бұрын

Thanks dude or dudette

The earlier visit from the alien that tried to make us more cowlike must have succeeded in confusing pinkie, as she was able to pick us out from the cows easily before

This series is so fun and relaxing! I would love one where we actually ARE just a cow! Short hair brushing, touching the sticky/wet nose, tapping on hooves or horns…. So many tingly opportunities - plus it could just be really funny & entertaining!

Your voice sounds extra soothing in the not-cow videos and I love all the cool, different looks the various aliens have, they all look great.

This series deserves *ALL* the love& attention it received! 👽🛸🐄🚫

Gosh, the cow disguise from the last alien is really good! I hope the feathers from the one before that isn't going to be distracting, lol

I love how soft spoken she is, even with how unsure she is about us she's still making sure she's being gentle Loved this video amy!

I was in need for a new ASMR with a kind character of yours. I don't know why, but they always give me the most tingles 💖

I like to imagine our poor protagonist’s reaction to being called a ‘mooman’ was just a massive sigh and “…close enough.” I love these silly cow-obsessed aliens like you wouldn’t believe.

@KyleEvra

Жыл бұрын

😂

When I tell you I celebrated when we were officially not cow, I mean I pumped my fist in the air and cheered. A cinematic masterpiece.

I need to take a vacation with these aliens would be the most relaxing break ever ❤

@austinschwartz7424

Жыл бұрын

I'd like to think that's why we don't say anything we just enjoy the break.

Imagining the chaos going on in the background of this ship because of the not cow does put a smile on my face.

No way, is she- Is she the first one we met in this series!? OH! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE HER!!! T_T AHHH

The ending is so cute, she's so excited with her findings. I was just smiling the entire time. What a wholesome series. We don't deserve these not-Huuuumans.

I am so impressed by how well the aliens take such delicate care of the cows. Many moomans don’t treat cow as well. I love this series. So unusual, it keeps me coming back. Made me laugh when Not Cow does not eat tea. 😊🚫🐮

Mooo 🐄* *Translation: Thanks for another awesome Not-cow video Amy, great way to start the new month, have a great September. This is my favorite ASMR series :)

SHE'S BACK I MISSED HER A LOT ;-; GURL THEY THOUGHT I WAS A CHICKEN

I’ve been watching this series on loop since it was released and I LOVE IT. The premise, the characters, it’s so nice to have a plot that doesn’t let you get bored. When you really think about it you begin to wonder if actual aliens really WOULD think all mammals were the same creature. I listen to this sometimes just for fun, and seriously think someone should make it a movie.

I'm so glad she found us again! I was missing our alien friend! She's the only one who truly understands the not-cow ❤

10 minutes into this and it is SO f**king relaxing, especially the gloves sounds and soft speaking! 😌❤️ Mega tingles in my scalp!

Me going to work every day: I am a normal well adjusted human Me at bedtime: I am not cow, hear me moo

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand your moo.” 😊 That just put so much magic into my day.

Amy, when you made the first Not Cow video, did you ever think it would get this popular, starting a whole series and even merch? Anyway, love the video!

I was watching through all of the not cow series today and was blessed to see a new one. This series is a gift

I adore these videos. But the thing I'm most impressed with (other than the quality of makeup and cosmetics and such) is how you don't burst out laughing saying some of these things. I actually get some great laughs watching these from time to time. Thank you for blessing us with this fantastic content. 💙

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

I was saying on Twitter the other day that if an Asmrtist ever hosts Saturday Night Live I hope it's Amy because she's got the sense of humor for it.

@huricane887

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremyfrost2636 Saturday Night Live was cancelled last i heard

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

@@huricane887 I haven't heard anything to that effect.

I just want to ask if you could do more of the foamy noises you made with the alien slime it’s so good but everything you do turns out amazing! Keep up the lovely work you’ve helped me rest peacefully 💕

@AmyKayASMR

Жыл бұрын

There were a lot of different noises in that one, was it a specific sound or just foamy in general?

@vandermeander8866

Жыл бұрын

Omg I didn’t think you’d see this but the sounds of the gloves and the foam just sounds sublime but all of you videos are so tingly x

The first video of this series i was like “this is so stupid i dont get it” cut to this video dropping today and i have arrived at “this is so comforting I completely get it”

I rushed to see this as soon as I got a notification 🧍‍♀️ I've been waiting for this video, love this series and all of your other ones!

The pure innocence of being not cow makes this such an entertaining series

The clueless aliens trying to figure out if we're cow (or chicken), is one of my favourite asmr series

Tell me why I’m not only completely fine with her making 100+ more videos like this but I actively want it. Hear my prays my alien lords BRING US MORE ASMR.

Amy please stop making these videos so relaxing. I cannot follow the plot of the series if I keep falling asleep mid way through and requiring several rewatches.

I love this series so much I swear Not cow will forever live on! ♥️💛🐄

I feel at this point, I am more than able to talk and confirm I am a mooman, but I’m taking this as an opportunity to not have to go to work so I’m staying silent and just mooing on command

@sebswede9005

9 ай бұрын

Boss: "Okay, so what was your real reason why you were not at work yesterday?" You: "MOOO!" Boss: 👀

I imagine those notes our alien friends take are like fanfics to the broodmother. So many twists before the not-cow finale, so much suspense!

THANK YOU for this! I’m lying in bed coughing and having a hard time breathing (through my nose) and I think if anything in the world can help me sleep now it is this video. Heaven sent! ❤

@tgbluewolf

Жыл бұрын

Ugh, sounds like me. Hope you're well soon!

@peresusjacksonfan

Жыл бұрын

@@tgbluewolf like me to. Feel like dying can't stop coughing

@katfreddy9977

Жыл бұрын

@@tgbluewolf I hope you too!

@Alexsomnia

Жыл бұрын

Jesus bro what you got Monkeypox COVID Hempatitis Giganmosorie What you is? 🤨

@peresusjacksonfan

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexsomnia for me nothing. Was tested negative for covid flu a or b. Mono strep for whooping for TB. Pneumonia or bronchitis . Just given a heavy antibiotic that knocks whatever it was out

Amy, you are a master at micro expressions... And it makes the video sooo much better, thankyou for the amazing work with this series, so good!

I like how all of them are very kind and gentle with us.

I don't know why but this series of ASMR videos make me so happy because I find it hilarious Amy does such a good job ❤

In all the ASMR I have watched, this makes the top 5 tingliest videos I have ever seen. I didn't even think it was possible to tingle anymore. That light sensitivity part really really took the cake for me. Amazing video omg I can not specify how thankful I am for your hard work! Thank you so much your videos are amazing and I have slowly fallen in love with your channel.

It's the series that keeps on giving! Love it. You are cow until proven guilty! Brilliant!

Strangely enough......i have been missing this series. Thank you, Queen 🥰🥰

God forbid these guys abduct a platypus

The voice is perfect. It's the perfect tone of intrigue and curiosity

Shirt/merch idea: “Cow until proven guilty”

I am autistic and was reaching autistic burnout after being around people so much, this was absolutely the PERFECT most relaxing video for some reason. Sometimes latex glove sounds make my sensory issues go brrr but this was perfect and did not do that at all

I want to give Beeblebrox a hug, cause with them picking me up I would never get the best sleep of my life! I'd also like to have a word with them about not taking human but then hug then again because this series is one of my favorite and puts me to sleep everytime!

You do so well at coming up with entertaining/funny videos that are still super relaxing!!! I would be giggling the entire time I was trying to film this!

I am so invested in this series! Thank you Amy!! I really appreciate your work

I SWEAR THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME ASMR SERIES EVER

I've been into this series for awhile now. Ill go awhile without watching it so when I turn this series back on its like a new video. Absolutely love your creativity. A lot of making and producing goes into these and it definitely shows, you are very appreciated and loved, 😇💖

I love this series so much .i had so many tingles.amazing as always Amy

Omg this makes me so happy after a long day of studying! Thank you, Amy! Was waiting for another not-cow video! 🥰

she should sell a shirt that says "I'm not like OTHER cows" (copy and past if you agree, this chain was started by @BabyDino)

@AmyKayASMR

Жыл бұрын

Hahah that's witty!

@Dumb.delynne24

Жыл бұрын

@@AmyKayASMR thank you!

@kaijuchick3928

Жыл бұрын

I want a mooman shirt

Yay!! Another Not-Cow video. I’ve been patiently waiting for this. Thank you!😂💕

This my favorite asmr series I've ever has the pleasure of viewing. I love it so much. Thanks Amy for your amazing content.

Yay i love the series so much. This was what i waited for! I love this video.

I had a really boring day so this cured it and i love your series so much! Thank you for continuing this :)

I get excited every time there's a new "not-cow" video 😁 well done Amy an amazing job as always, we love you and your videos! 💖

So happy to have our first friend back! But she doesn’t recognize us cause of the makeover!! I love this whole series so much ♥️

I just finished getting ready for bed and noticed this notification. I love this series!! :)) It's especially nice after a long feeling day at work, thank you for keeping up this fun yet extremely relaxing series!

Yesss. my favorite alien friends return. thank you as always amy for the peace of mind 😊

Fun fact! Cows do not have an upper set of teeth! Just a hard palate! They use their tongue, which is rough, almost like a cat's, wrap around the grass and pull it up, grind it up with their bottom choppers! Cows are so cool! They also don't have four stomachs! Just one stomach with four compartments! 🐮🐄

I love this series it makes me fall asleep so fast I can’t wait for more if you do decide to make more

This is hands down my favorite ASMR series. I'm so glad I found this channel a few videos before the first instalment of not cow to witness this glory in chronological order.

Love this! I hope there will be more of this series

this is my favourite Asmr series on youtube !!!

Only recently watched A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and was introduced to Beeblebrox, now it makes sense here💜

I love this series. Keep up the good work as always Amy.

That background hum is amazing and really makes this whole thing! It needs to be in more videos

Glad to be here for the upload, I’m so tired right now, and need sleep 🙏 thanks for this 💤

I love this series so much. Laughs and tingles!

I love this series so much!! I can't wait for more!

This such a fun series but holy damn I would take the tea in my mouth and hold on to it just to give them the indication that I'm human 🤣

The not-cow saga continues! Can’t wait to watch and see what you do next Amy!

this series is so weirdly relaxing i love it XD

This was so calming, your voice is so relaxing!

Im obsessed with Alien ASMR now, Amy Kay for sure does it best. Love this!

pleeeeeease bring this voice back in the future!! the tingles are insane✨✨✨✨

I love this series so much and also helps me feel good even when I’m nonverbal or anxious (i'm neurodivergent)

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

I'm neurodivergent too, I wonder how many of us ASMR helps. Might be that this is actually a thing.

@Faceless_Cryptid

Жыл бұрын

Nuerodivergent too, and I also find ASMR very helpful

@huricane887

Жыл бұрын

What's neurodivergent

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

@@huricane887 ADHD, autism and other similar disorders.

@Faceless_Cryptid

Жыл бұрын

@huricane887 People who are nuerodivergent and people who’s minds work differently from the nuerotipical, or normal person’s brain. For instance, people with autism, anxiety, ADHD, or OCD. There are many more that would take a while to explain, but I hope this helps!

the alien abduction stuff is so much fun and such a wonderful character you do!!

Amy I really needed a video of yours🖤 Thank you so much, you been helping a lot 🖤

The only thing sad about this is I will fall asleep before the conclusion! The suspense is killing me

@UDF2Archeon

Жыл бұрын

I've watched this every night since it came out, still not gotten to the end...