ASMR Confused Alien Investigates Cow (ON EARTH!!) 🌾🐄
Broodmother has sent one of her aliens to Earth- unfortunately she's already lost...
0:00 Hello Earth being!
2:25 CALL BROODMOTHER FOR HELP
6:26 I must investigate (close whispers)
7:40 Post it notes on your face to remember
13:17 feeding you straw & whispers
17:08 snack time!
19:25 close look at your ears
22:01 close look at your fur (more close whispers)
25:10 I will brush your fur
30:30 trying to put a jacket on... it wont fit?
36:17 my friend you need sleep
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I love that we are an actual cow this time it feels very full circle
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
we full circle now xD
@terminal8
4 ай бұрын
Day 46 of standing in a field
@EmmaLuna162
4 ай бұрын
Plot twist- we’re a horse
@Stressed_N
4 ай бұрын
@Anelieshomaken missed opportunity for a joke, full circle cow
@Stressed_N
4 ай бұрын
Mayhaps we are the farmer
The saucer: flying over the field The cows: oh god, they’re back
@sequoiatracystone8765
4 ай бұрын
Why did I read that in my mind in Charlie the Unicorn’s voice hahaaa omg
@Jamesguillet
4 ай бұрын
@sequoiatracystone8765 haven't heard that in a while 😂 but the second I read your comment, I could hear "they stole my frickin kidney" from Candy Mountain 😅
@amiroquet7476
2 ай бұрын
"They're gonna put sticky notes all over us again"
brood mother is fed up with these aliens
@melodyrose9455
4 ай бұрын
She totally is!🤣
@zaBeheaded
4 ай бұрын
Honestly the thing that I’ve been wondering why exactly is she called brood mother?
@TheGalacticWest
4 ай бұрын
And with great reason.
@genera1013
4 ай бұрын
@@zaBeheadedThey mistook her for a fellow alien and as dumb as they are she probably just declared herself in charge and they didn't question it lol
@rednblue117
4 ай бұрын
I know in Ark a broodmother is a spider Queen, so maybe just another name for Queen? @@zaBeheaded
I like to think that this race of aliens only survived because theyre like capybaras of the universe: no natural predators and so cute and dumb that nothing feels the need to harm them
@ocean.m5642
4 ай бұрын
Bro so many things eat capybaras, including humans. They are just rodents so they breed fast
@shrubbsi
4 ай бұрын
@@ocean.m5642 womp womp
@shrubbsi
4 ай бұрын
@ocean.m5642 capybaras have no NATURAL PREDATORS is what I said. As in nothing to be afraid of in an evolutionary sense. They don't fear humans because we are not NATURALLY their predators.
@SUBZER0GREEN
4 ай бұрын
@@ocean.m5642ackshyually
@CaptainBubbleShark
4 ай бұрын
I feel they're kinda like manatees instead of capybaras
All I can picture is a very confused farmer finding an equally confused, sticky note covered cow who is also quite sad her odd new friend hasn’t come back to pet her again.
The cue cards are killing me 😭 Frantically trying to find common ground with a maybe-cow like 'sports??? Yes???'
@Ghostofpast
2 ай бұрын
The fact the cow haven't eaten the crops nor the cards is a serious plothole. However, ASMR.
the cow series is the greatest thing in the internet
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
I agree my good sir
@alexilupin
4 ай бұрын
Fancy meeting you here lmao
@GEDAsmr
4 ай бұрын
@@alexilupin I have no problems admitting that Amy is my absolute hero
Broodmother really is an incredible mother for all her children lol, being so patient with their misunderstandings and sticking post-it everywhere to help them
WE'RE BACK BOYS! Cow time!
@georgedelarosa9973
4 ай бұрын
Cow time indeed. cow… time… indeed
@francescof3267
4 ай бұрын
IT'S COW TIME !!!
@JosephRodriguezFinance
4 ай бұрын
Yes sir!!!!
@EdgarPoe_Raven
4 ай бұрын
Woooohoooo! 🐄👽🛸🔥🔥
@Leechgaming1
4 ай бұрын
Indeed it is cow time n a tingly time it’ll be
From cow on, our mooniverse will never beef the same. 🐄💚
@violetstar2
4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@RennieAsh
4 ай бұрын
Loin on ground beef laughing
@thebishna
4 ай бұрын
This cheesy pun made me CHUCKle. We really need to milk these cow puns for all they are worth.@@RennieAsh
@Sonicgaming1355
4 ай бұрын
We are MOOvin with this one
@chrismanuel9768
4 ай бұрын
GAHHH I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED COMMENTS FIRST. I'ma pretend I didn't say "mooniverse" too xD
Definitely using 'Bag of Flesh' as a personal affirmation in the mirror from now on.
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
this
@kallikester7853
4 ай бұрын
Lmao, I can just imagine waking up in the morning and looking in the mirror like, "Good morning Bag of Flesh" lol.
@CosmicShieldMaiden
4 ай бұрын
I😂
@Weirdo_McGee
3 ай бұрын
I like using meat popsicle when its cold
@beepboop9712
3 ай бұрын
Be the best bag of flesh you can be
“I work with Chimkins” you are adorable. I love this series so much.
So this is one of the aliens that can read well at least she's better off than the last ones we were talking to LOL
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
lmao
@lotharweth4621
4 ай бұрын
In all honesty 0901 got a new dumber as the series went on
The first episode of the cow series came out when I was in hospital a couple years ago. I am now back in hospital again and look what decided to pop up in my sub feed!
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
talk about full circle
@Nintenja889
4 ай бұрын
Bro Amy needs to stop putting out these videos she’s putting people in the ER
@KyleEvra
4 ай бұрын
Health issues?
@fruitpunch7482
4 ай бұрын
@@KyleEvra surgery to my left knee couple years ago, now its my right knee
@rurue-hf6nu
4 ай бұрын
@@fruitpunch7482 i hope the surgery went well! wish you a good recovery :)
Lmao I had just the most *visceral* giggle at “sPOrts? *flips over notecard with growing panic, showing the one word* sporTS?”
I love how the entire reason this series is going is bc brood mother is trying to dodge taxes on the produce business and I’m here for it!
Not Cow . Is the BEST series out their. LET GO.
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
facts
@bagumyfemboy-atworkuwu767
4 ай бұрын
you are damn right buddy
@Lasagne30001
4 ай бұрын
OK ✊️🖐
@zombiegreen17
2 ай бұрын
There*
They aren’t the brightest bunch in the galaxy, but they are so unceasingly curious!
@ordinaryaverageguy76
4 ай бұрын
Unceasingly curious _and awkward._
One wonders how they ever made it to space, let alone cross the void between stars when they struggle to keep different creatures apart. Poor broodmother. She really is carrying that entire species.
@revooh-hj2nu
4 ай бұрын
well broodmother is a human so
@donaldcampbell6661
4 ай бұрын
I’m guessing the rest of the aliens sent this lot into space to get rid of them. (And then were wiped out by an invasion of spacecows because there was nobody left who could speak Cow)
@Parasolhyena
4 ай бұрын
I just kinda assume they are efficeint at what they can do, they can take care of chickens and cows very well, so maybe they can build space ships very well haha
@valhatan3907
4 ай бұрын
Nah, maybe the aliens have prosopagnosia
@netwrkangel
Ай бұрын
their home planet must be EXTREMELY accommodating
I’ve never watched the cow videos. But for some reason I find it hilarious that the alien somehow bought into the hype that aliens love cows too 😂
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
funny xD
@imagination.junkyard
4 ай бұрын
Highly recommend the not cow series it is my FAVORITE series of hers!
4:28 Totally thinks she got it: "Ooooooh yes yes" Immediately followed by: "I do not understand" Killer line. 10/10 best thing I've heard all day hahhahha
The (Not) Cow (Not) Saga continues! Hurrah!
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
praise be
never thought about how weird sleep looks to beings that don't need to sleep. like, is that a meditative trance? a ritual? a little frightening, to be frank. imagine being an alien, watching some earth family, and everyday at around the same time everyone goes to their little sections and closes their eyes, for many hours at a time. and its realted to the sun???
Can we get a role play of the farmer waking up to find us covered in sticky notes full of illegible scribbles and removing them? (I really do love the sounds sticky notes make when being peeled off the pad)
@ordinaryaverageguy76
4 ай бұрын
"Awe, Bessy-belle, not again, eh? No! Don't eat the stickies! _Blast._ Your milk won't be fit to drink for weeks again. Oh, hell, come along. Let's get you and the rest of the herd onto the new grazing field."
Thank goodness she found a playful friendly dairy cow and didn't stumble into a furiously territorial black angus bull or something!
Bruh ain't no way she hung up on the Broodmother 😱👽💀
SO EXICTED, THIS NEW ALIEN LOOKS ADORABLE 💫✨️
There is something so conforting and wholesome about your silly confused alien in these series. She is so adorable and so gentle, its so therapeutic for me cause Im dont get treated gently ever on my every day life. This made me so relaxed and safe, thank you Amy.
Brood mother deserves a raise, even though she's already a trillionaire
Her anxiety in the beginning was basically me during an interview a few days ago 😭 I'm so excited for more in this series!! 🥹
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
Did you hear back about that interview? I'm hoping it was less awkward than you thought and they actually loved you.
@isabellp.5730
4 ай бұрын
I bet they loved you! Hoping you hear back great news soon!
@princessstardusteclipse7270
4 ай бұрын
@jeremyfrost2636 he actually called back and I go in Monday for a second interview! It's looking really good, I am SHOCKED but so hopefully!
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
@@princessstardusteclipse7270 Awesome!
Awkward is now my favourite character of all time
three alien role plays from my favs all in the same day omg i’m blesses
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
blessed day
@xxmephxx
4 ай бұрын
Who else? i love alien asmr lol always looking for recs
@lindsaym.8267
4 ай бұрын
White Rabbit and Goonight Moon perhaps??? Because me too!!!
I'm just picturing a cow ruminating and staring blankly at her, completely unfazed. 😂🐄
4:28 “Oooh, yes, yes. I do not understand :)"
Broodmother singlehandedly kept these lovable dummies from self-destructing. 😂
Brood Mother tried SO HARD 😂
amy this is so crazy!! i didnt even realise the bg was real for the longest of time, i was like "wow this greenscreen is so good!" that's such a creative way to make an immersive background!!
1:22 the whispered instruction to smile kills me 😂
"Hello, I am also awkward" 🤣
I could feel broodmother facepalming.
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
lmao 🤣🤣
Love these Alien style asmr videos. You're still my favorite Asmr artist. Such creativity and a brilliant imagination.
Much love for the NCEU (Not Cow Extended Universe) 😂
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
It really is a universe at this point, as it crosses over with White Rabbit's Alien Teacher series and Daisy Banaisy's alien characters.
Amy is the QUEEN of ASMR comedy. And that's some stiff competition.
Why is this so sweet?! 😭 sweet darling is so confused 🥺
we are the cows this time, that is an M Night Shyamalan twist if i ever saw one 🤯🤯
AMY KAY AND GOODNIGHT MOON POSTING ALIEN VIDS ON THE SAME DAY??? IS THIS REAL???
@AmyKayASMR
4 ай бұрын
Unplanned loool but how cool 😂💜
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
she did omg
I love this character so much. We must protect her at all costs!
@sassylittleprophet
4 ай бұрын
She's so sweet! 😭
I need there to be a spin off series to this series where the aliens investigate a bunch of different animals.
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
Sharks
I do love the Cow series, but Imma need me some more Water Genasi soon. There are so many more humans to investigate!
This is legit my favorite ASMR series. It never fails it relax me and put me to sleep, like a comfy bedtime story. Its also super cute and funny, which is a bonus! 🐄🛸 I just want to add that I absolutely love the Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy references and fun characters. I truly look forward to each addition to the series. Thank you Amy!
Plot twist: the “cow” is actually a decoy disguised as a cow, that was placed in a field with a hidden camera inside, and we’re the CIA agent who’s watching on the other end of the live feed, finger hovering over the decoy’s “self destruct” button in case this first contact scenario goes wrong
@lucioh1575
4 ай бұрын
You’re a genius.
@VoidWalkerOblivion
4 ай бұрын
That would explain why we were not innovated with a dozen additional cows during the investigation. Cows actually really like to go up and meet people, so its either that or we're a bull on our own.
omg that wig hairstyle is just adorable!! amazing job as always amy
@Wade8419
4 ай бұрын
Yeah the wig looks cool
@EmilyBrooks-gl8ic
4 ай бұрын
What would this kind of hairstyle be called? I wanna look up a tutorial and try to do it myself
“Bag of flesh” had me both amused and insulted (in a good way)
Brood mother should really invest im their education. Maybe we get an alien school roleplay soon....
I CANT the initial part when she sees us and then is all 🤨 I LOVE IT. Very full circle, good story line
I really enjoyed this being a fluffy cow is fun(yes fluffy cow specifically)🩵
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
Fluffy cows are best cows.
I love the cow series. First we were not cows and now we're cows. I love it
I love the whispered repeating of the phrases in the beginning. She is so adorable ❤
YAAY COW SERIES IS BACK❤️❤️❤️
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
so happy
Feels like coming home ❤
I've never been called a bag of flesh before but I kind of like it
omg i love this series! i love “not cow” so much it’s so good! your acting and ability to do good asmr is unbelievable! i love your work! ❤
COW GANG WE ARE SO BACK
@jeremyfrost2636
4 ай бұрын
Moo
Amy Kay videos are sucha good escape, unlike this not cow who's maybe never getting away lol
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
thats harsh
The note cards are the best thing ever
I really like the way your hair is styled 😊
Never thought I’d be role playing a cow but here we are
Kindest alien ever 😭😭 I wish I could be her friend. I don't want her to silence me, I just want to enjoy delicacies with her company
This entire series will forever be a core memory
Not the sticky note eating 😂 I love this. Thank you for bringing the (Not) Cow/Chimken series back ❤
Love the animated intro
"Do not investigate? I don't understand, so I will investigate so that I then know what to not investigate." As a cow, I understand these slime-things well. But I wish they would scratch me between the horns. That is the best place for friend to scratch.
this is perfect timing!! thank you for your content i'm 2 minutes in and i'm already laughing out loud, this is brilliant!
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
so good
With every video Amy totally changes herself, but every form has the biggest heart!
_SOMEONE_ hasn't been paying attention at the on-board mission briefings. 😉
Love the way you integrate triggers into your roleplays 💯
15:43 I was hoping for a cameo from brood mother, but you can hear her mannerisms here she when she's remembering how she got her name 😅
This series has hunted me down 😢 its everywhere I look every since the first video came out!
This series is absolutely legendary so original so creative
I Am So Glad This Is The One Thing I Managed To Arrive Early To!!!
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
yeah
AHHH I MISSED THIS SERIES THIS MADE MY DAY
Thank you for continuing this series!! The amount of work and dedication you put into these videos is evident ❤ I hope you have an awesome weekend!!!
I was JUST thinking about how I wanted another one of these RPs from you!! So excited!!
Holy moly a new not cow 🐄 yass 😂😂, I hope this one is as amazing as the rest. 😊
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
it was
Love this! This time we're actually cows 😂😂😂
@Anelieshomaken
4 ай бұрын
the twist, im still shooketh 🤯🤯
This is so fun to watch!!!! I LOVE this alien & cow role play~~❤🎉
MY FAV SERIES!!! :D thank you for this lovely vid!!
The popping into the frame from different directions was fantastic 😂
Thank u so much, I love these series a lot ❤
Dropping banger after bangers! 🔥
Glad to see the series continue!
Omg I remember when the first of this series came out, glad you’re still doing this series
I could watch a hundred asmr videos about these cluesless aliens, desperately and passionately trying to do their best and make friends.
Yay! I have actually rewatching all the Not Cow videos this week. This is great
i love this series. thank you
“s-sports??? 🥺🥺🥺” had me cackling omg
this is my fav in the whole alien series I think. a real banger
YESSSSS! I love this series!!!!!
It’s so nice to see the cows are back!!
I appreciate the consistent creativity and effort