let's be honest balding memes, mount offs and Asmongold's relatability are why we love watching Asmongold

@odg1190

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue .Barrymore Just because he's relatable doesn't mean every aspect is. Most people don't have a bugsnax IRL island on their shelf.

@forexalised9053

3 жыл бұрын

​@Blue .Barrymore That's the dumbest shit I've read this morning Barry, fuck off back to school.

@VideoGameManiac8

3 жыл бұрын

I watch him because I am trying to understand how boys work.

@Sasatern

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I don't even play wow but I love his stream

@MattThe1in27-1Hamill

3 жыл бұрын

I’m slowly asmongolding myself but I still find the balding memes hilarious 😂

"And I form the Infinity Gauntlet of Virginity." Lol

@pkswty

3 жыл бұрын

Best line 😂

@denny8360

3 жыл бұрын

if only he was poor

@Drunkledore

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.... he dated PinkSparkles for like over a year or something...

@inciacci549

3 жыл бұрын

@@denny8360 The fact that he's rich nullifies the Exodia.

@inciacci549

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drunkledore The only reason that ever happened was for the attention it generated. Zack's lucky they never went beyond that or he'd have been cleaned out by family courts.

“He’s got hawkstrider legs” I lost it at that

15:41 They are just mald about the fact that men nowadays can find more joy in playing games than spending time with a woman. The main reason I look up to Asmon is because he is not a fake guy and lives his life the way he wants to without caring about what other people think and thats important to me.

@leontamm994

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawlestest very true

@musicenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

lol . imagine if he cant use his computer, he wouldn't survive. this is such a warped view on someone lol

@AstralSapling

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicenjoyer That has got to be the single most contrived statement I've encountered all week.

@Finish303

3 жыл бұрын

@@lawlestest I got the same comments till everybody got their own jobs as adults, "Why aren't you wearing branded clothing? You didn't get the latest Fifa?!".

@musicenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@AstralSapling kek , just look at the 'real life vids' of him, its a fucking fiend ! he's insecure, seems depressed ( and justifies it with his rational thinking and he does a good job ) just look how deprived he is from healthy and natural life circumstances x) so obv

As someone who got expelled twice for missing too much school to play wow and modern warfare 2 I give this story a certified REAL stamp of approval

imagine being a redditor calling someone else low value

@goldeneagle2066

3 жыл бұрын

Right!

@GIitchclan12

3 жыл бұрын

High Caloric Value Female to you mister.

@Spiderqueen69

3 жыл бұрын

yeah most girls think they are a gift from god lol

@V1489Cygni

2 жыл бұрын

"if you want love, lowers your expectations _a few_ because prince charming would never settle for you"

to be honest ive never played WoW, watched WoW, or watched any of asmonbald's streams, i literally just watch this channel for the memes in the subreddit

@DiegooLeiva

3 жыл бұрын

the chat is also hilarious

@Anri6547

3 жыл бұрын

same :D i dont know why but i like him very much :D

Watching him is like chillin with one of my texas cousins..(im from Okc ),I dont play WoW ,had no idea what a transmog even was but his relatability has been awsome for lockdown blues ..thanks Asmon

@toxictator4561

3 жыл бұрын

If you havent ever tryed living like someone with agoraphobia while not showering ,or changing clothes or if uve never slept next to moldy takeout mountain for a couple of weeks have you really lived ?Can you really find value in the "finer thangs" ? food for thought -the mold of course.

@Neerus2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxictator4561 I like the way you think man

All those supposed alphas on the dating reddit somehow missed the fact that Asmon dated Pink sparkles and made her move into his "lair"... while they're at the bar rating girls and discussing energy fields

@zaishijunior9455

2 жыл бұрын

@@Carriesue1982 "female friends"

@JackTHall-ji1qb

Жыл бұрын

FDS is a femcel sub

Thumbnail: AsmonOld

@alphatubitron9533

3 жыл бұрын

*The Baldy* has become *An Oldie.*

@boursalizakariya5010

3 жыл бұрын

More like asmonbold

Imagine having such an amazing mother that you decide to skip school because you failed to kill the Lich King and she's just like "want some cupcakes and bacon"? XDDDDDDDD

@lerpy4338

3 жыл бұрын

How is that a good mom she litterly rewarded bad behavior

@zaishijunior9455

2 жыл бұрын

@@lerpy4338 His "bad behaviour" made his career.

FDS: "nooo you can't just live like that it's disgusting and you'll repel women always!" Asmon: "I know."

"It was so nasty" plot twist: it still is

asmon continue being positive and being you dude, it's hypocritical from those guys to keep saying negative things about you, they just envy your good content and ways to make people laugh and their life better.

@punkrockmonke7185

3 жыл бұрын

LULW TRUE

When I’m having a shitty day, come home and watch some asmon’s replay. Never disappoints 👍🏻

9:29 "He got them hawkstrider legs" lmfaooo

16:59 gods the music so often fits the theme, that’s why I love Asmon’s streams sometimes

Dude these Reddit recaps are legit my fav videos on KZread. I die everytime. Hahah the mighty brutasor was so fuckin random I loved it.

im gonna have that "wtf dude" song in my head now, is it on spotify?

me: i wonder what to watch while i eat, oh look asmon has a new video the video: BUGSNAX

The dating part made me laugh. Wait until they find out how much money he has 🤣

HAHAH I love this guy "The Infinity Gauntlet of Virginity" HAHAAH

THe tea bag at the end from tiger panda is fucin GREAT

3:27 That's not a Literal God, that's an Outer God. Now I can't stop thinking of Asmongold as Nyarlathotep on vacation.

2:53 omg the insignia on the crown. 😂♈️

I always wondered if a female version of "incel" exists. 16:40: yep

Asmon just pulled the reverse card on FDS.

That WTF DOOD song was actually lit, nice job

9:25 i was drinking milk LMFAO

I lost it at that heroic leap over to Datcritcray lol

LOL when he held his leg up to his stream and got upset with his chat for comparing it to a deer's leg.

18:40 lmaoooooooooooo im dead

The heroic leap away from tiger panda was pretty amazing.

Reddit Recaps are the best Asmongold content IMO. Please never stop doing these dude

I just searched the girl subreddit. God that was a mistake.

@Crobian

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao, funny to read how pathetic they are though

@ghostbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crobian Lol, they are incels, what do you expect?

@ndaemon1718

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackerson117 kinda like your comment then? :)

This honestly a great video. QUALITY MAN

that video of tiger panda missed the legendary moment when tiger panda finally got a top5 placement with an actually good set. props to that legend.

It's true though - I've been watching in my isolation days too! You get me through the week!

It will be sad to see tigerpanda go if he stops going in the transmog compz

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Love you Asmon. WTF DOOOOOOD?! lmao

10:44 belongs in Rick and Morty.

it's nice to see him having fun with viewers

imagine if all of the junk in his room are actually props that are actually clean and all of it are just for the immersion of being a neet

PinkSparkles came in late in chat PepeLaugh

3:25 which zone music is this please?

1:47 thats me lol

Gotta admit admin has a confidence of pure steel, nothing brings him down. I don’t think I’d take an entire Reddit post making fun that well

Would still watch Asmon til he was that old in the thumbnail , I wish we were all here and he'd still stream by that time.

I only hope asmongold can stay this relaxed about being mocked around every fucking corner... feel a bit bad for him that everyone is targeting his weak spots.. one of these days it will get to him. I Personaly think he is a good looking guy. Stay strong Zack.

@leany6298

3 жыл бұрын

id much rather be him, an honest humble guy, rather than one of those fake asshole know it all's that try to diss him.

@frankvanpaassen8229

3 жыл бұрын

@@leany6298 big true. He is a great guy.

@kimmogensen4888

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankvanpaassen8229 asmongold is self confidence, he knows he’s more successful, then the ones who’s mocking him. He might not have ++ physical looks, but he is funny and has lot’s of charisma 😊

@frankvanpaassen8229

3 жыл бұрын

Can see there are still good guys around. Awesome :D

The one with Bald juice made me crack the frick up..

I laughed so much at that brutosaur one so hard!

Tobi Eye Tracker should track how many times he raises his eye brows.

What a thumbnail. I wanna see how Asmong look like 30+ years from now on!

whats the name of the background music at 3:20

What game was it when he was attacking the big fire worm thingy?

The Woo Ping Weapon Master channel must have more followers and likes in his videos. Very nice animations!

19:00 The man went from neckbeard pale to beet red in an instant. Condolences Asmon

@Crobian

3 жыл бұрын

Asmongold is the only reason anyone knows about that loser's shit game that will flop hard.

what is the the background music at 3:17

*HighFive* to who ever edits these videos (is it still CatDanny?!), smooth AF transitions.. can't even tell its multiple videos edited together sometimes.

20:01 made me cry of laughter fucking hell xD

I havent cried laughing in a long time Asmon. Thanks for the tears! HAHA

I'm balding too

Asmon looks like loki out of vikings beast mode

One thing i admire about Asmongold and i've never seen it mentioned in any comments about him are his eyebrows which seem to have a live of their own.

Picture of him bald seems super legit lmfao

The jokes are really on point for sure haha

Broo , it's so funny that he actually cares that mutch about his hair.. I always wanted to get an ass-long rasta , but started balding when I was 18. At the age of 20 I decided to cut it complete bald. And i'm still happy with it. A balding man looks mutch worse then an actually bald man , right?

@Alexander-LH

3 жыл бұрын

Idk man i shaved my hair off and never found it good. Guess my face does not make up for it 😂😭

@GeG3JZiR

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeah, when I shaved it off i was phaat as hell, through diets and lifestyle changes(less wow, more workouts) i went down to 15%bodyfat , and below that you’r just handsome, can’t do anything about it..

@Alexander-LH

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeG3JZiR Thanks man, just need to get back up on my feet and change my lifestyle habits. Then gonna go for a full shave again.

@GeG3JZiR

3 жыл бұрын

Alex , Shadowlands is out in 2 days.. I don’t think that lifestyle changes are going to happen for both of us 😂 just look after yourself and it’s gonna be fine. Bald man are handsome.

11:35 I didn't know Tommy Chong made a guest appearance on his stream.

i just want to point out that our bald king is still rockin the same chair as he was in the 4 year ago stream he is reviewing - either we need to come together and get him another chair or we need to find out what kind of chair it is and get one

someone please tell me the song at 9:00. I treid searching "asmongold anthem" but I cant find it.

Hello fellas, what is the actor´s name on the right at 21:02? I know I recently watched a movie with him in it and it was fine but I can´t recall his name. I couldn´t find him through the Wired playlist :(

THIS SHIT MADE ME CRY AT 5AM LAUGHING

that ended on a high note.

Keep being you man. We love you Zach.

18:38 he can't even deal with his hypothetical age, try 90 years old on that picture, not 60

Thanks somebody make this video about our mr. tiger Panda, This is story how that guy became MEME and it is fkin epic! :D

LMAO THE INFINITY GAUNTLET OF VIRGINITY; I LOST IT

''... and with this I create the infinity gauntlet of virginity'' How can you not love this dood, I mean shit this is pure gold

I actually laughed at "bald juice"

Admin gold in Thumb nail looks like Saruman from Lotr

That's not him in 5 years, that's him in 3 expansions.

11:43 what game was that?

25:30 Jeff looks like a mexican shrek.

I hate how basically the only joke the chat's got on Asmon is that he's bald and aging. Yay, this dude is closer to imminent demise every second of his existence! Like, come on, man, he's probably been hearing that since your dad was born. For the last 40 years at least

10:00 I thought it was Dostoevsky

Lmao I was watching the Transmog show on my TV too xD

LOL 2:58

The thumbnail is proof that Asmongold is not balding

17:28 Thank you

These bald jokes will never get old🤣🤣

Have a tigerpanda transmog competition

I definitely just got expelled for vanilla in 10th grade and had to do dropout recovery. Life choices. Life choices. I do it again lol.

Best thumbnail yet

The thumbnail got me Assmon.

its cool man u still have hair when u old on the photo xD

17:00 Long live Asmon.

15:35

What video was it when mcconell said smoke weed

Such a sweet mom

11:52 Image from Thumbnail