What's really interesting about steven's comments section is that you don't even need to put in any kind of effort to get a heart

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

You’re onto something….

@anesh1806

2 жыл бұрын

hmm big brain pro

@revahodragon1020

2 жыл бұрын

But enough effort to get me a liver.

@ahmadhafiz2808

2 жыл бұрын

Epok

@inthefogs

2 жыл бұрын

epik

"As he gets closer and closer, he will feel paralyzing fear and anxiety" *traumatic flashbacks ensue*

@JonathanB139

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh only in the supermarket line? I look back a year ago and get that… and it’s pretty often

@mamapetillo8675

2 жыл бұрын

…Jaws theme

@detitheyeti5882

2 жыл бұрын

It happens to me so much

@admDanRyan

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God

@aravindbalamurugan1124

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh i thought this was just some punishment my dad does

Uncle Roger and Steven He will create the most powerful asians in the multiverse.

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

BIG FACTS

@GalaxyXpress2199

2 жыл бұрын

*F U I Y O H*

@lenbosco6371

2 жыл бұрын

And Nathan doan and others

@mhatextingstories6916

2 жыл бұрын

Fuiyoh

@pogcrow1688

2 жыл бұрын

Facts.

This man literally turned his childhood traumas into a monetized career xD

@CHRF-55457

Жыл бұрын

lol

@spicygalredpepper9579

Жыл бұрын

thanks to his asian parents

@alexandraalbertz1442

Жыл бұрын

And he heals others along the way

@seeker296

Жыл бұрын

No, his audience turned his trauma into a career.

@wailinburch

Жыл бұрын

*Profitable business intensifies*

"Failure management" is now what I call disciplining children thank you for that

@marissasue319

3 ай бұрын

It's abuse! Yeah, it's hilarious in these sketches, but this is NOT discipline!

@huntercollum869

3 ай бұрын

@marissasue319 I posted this two years ago go cry to somebody who gives a rat's ass

I love how now he just says “ your failure” instead of “child” just beautiful

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@johnhere1809

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@Amerdealer

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@prasun838

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@pinkishhhhh

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

"Your cousin grills better than you, and she's vegan." I died.

@davidding7433

2 жыл бұрын

she's vegan (critical damage)

@modelotime1234

2 жыл бұрын

(Emotional damage)

@laurenchu4818

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't say grills? He said her Chinese name.

@esmondgoh3112

2 жыл бұрын

I think the name was gu yiling or something

@kannonball5789

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you _can_ grill vegetables.

The way he came back in the class room and said “ that’s wrong” lol fantastic

"don't matter if you're bill Gates or mozart, there's always a 5 year old Asian better than you" he spoke the most facts in the world it got him to level 100 fax no sweat

The best 3 inspirational things Steven’s dad says : 1. FAIIILURE 2. WAT DE HAYL 3. VERY EFFECTIVE

@afriendlycampfire260

2 жыл бұрын

4. Stooooped

@afriendlycampfire260

2 жыл бұрын

(Stupid)

@arashkeyani2578

2 жыл бұрын

I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

@firebreath5587

2 жыл бұрын

Disappointment

@yoyoib1451

2 жыл бұрын

I will sennddd uuuuuu to jjeezzuzz

"Pro tip: the more items he has, the more embarrassing." My mom does this to me all the time and this is facts.

@lifeontheledgerlines8394

2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea it was not only my mother who did this

@AikiraBeats

2 жыл бұрын

Yep they be adding more just to say oh wait I'll be right back

@icarue993

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 25, she still does this. . . . (I now pay for the groceries I have while she waits in line. Finally, a bit wee of power!... I still wait even more than the original plan, less embarrasement though)

@jessiejalandra5219

2 жыл бұрын

samee

@theentrepreneur4680

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, same

"...by the way, that's wrong." 😂

"doesn't matter if you're bill gates or mozart, there's always a 5 hear old asian kid better than you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy shit!!!!!

"Don't matter if you're Bill Gates or Mozart, there's always a 5 year old Asian better than you" Of all the languages he coulda spoke, he chose to speak facts.

@MG55GM

2 жыл бұрын

no reply, take mine

@fabianlopez2060

2 жыл бұрын

Steven's Dad: *I also speak fluent failure because of my son.*

@sethsaba4194

2 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@potatothatplaysbrawlhalla152

2 жыл бұрын

love how ur on literally every video I see

@Memecious

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qICAqJpyqM6qdZs.html . .

0:24 This scene is so relatable, my mom finishes her shopping then says "I'm going to check out some shoes." and then leaves me behind while I wait in agonizing fear that someone will potentially ask me, "Why are you holding up the line?" *I feel like they find it so amusing too...*

@ra.ol.ac.99

2 жыл бұрын

you're not alone

@crimsonking9648

2 жыл бұрын

for me its the fact I don't carry enough cash if I get to the cashier🤣

@kou4997

2 жыл бұрын

i'm 21 my mom still do that to me

@CHRF-55457

2 жыл бұрын

0:28 It sucks when you don't got money on you...

@edwinazaiser38

2 жыл бұрын

Is this just an Asian thing? My mother is Japanese and I thought everyone’s mother did this…

I lost it so quickly LOL. "Specializing in failure management" 0:02

As a Mexican, I have to say that this punishments are pretty common here too. I still haven't recovered from some of those

@Am3thysst

Жыл бұрын

As an African, I can relate.

@bloxfruitsisop

Жыл бұрын

As a brown person, I relate too

@normacroberts-hakizimana8785

Жыл бұрын

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

@stealthsmile

Жыл бұрын

As a Russian person I can also approve this. Looks like being an effective failure managing parent is actually international thing 😂

@cesaraguirre4577

Жыл бұрын

Rofl, apparently failure management parenthood is something that comes natural worldwide. I'm amazed, emotional damage is real

Steven must have war like flashbacks from all these punishments

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

This channel is legit my therapy

@KaiTheBreadBoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe haha! thanks for replying

@ijnet9247

2 жыл бұрын

Serious PTSD for Steven!

@deadlight88

2 жыл бұрын

Very Effective!

“There will always be a 5 year old Asian better than you” Told you, you can’t be a better failure than Steven

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Got em

@empty1918

2 жыл бұрын

My name is next to Steven’s, I have never felt such strong failure and disappointment in my life

@Scarlett.Granger

2 жыл бұрын

I want a compilation of Steven saying "failure!"😂😂

@jonquilgemstone

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Your cousin better at failing than you--and he's a surgeon!

Thanks, my son is a phaleur. I contacted phaleur management and bought a phaleur management stuff. But he would never play the piano for uncle scat. I reached out to some friends but they left me on read, So I went to Phaleur management KZread Channel and found this video. Now I know Pro Punishments for my Phaleur child. As a newly experienced parent of Phaleurs, I also love to watch behind the corner.

@marissasue319

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Audience: The father is really happy talking about punishments. Me: He's trying to not laugh.

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Yo I broke out laughing so much this shoot

@amalgamationprime3168

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Steven: *replied and put a heart on my comment* Me: *Wayne and Garth mode* WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

@vincent67239

2 жыл бұрын

The last frame in particular demonstrates this

Nobody: Steven’s Dad: OH YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL MOM COMES HOME

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

*Avengers end game music plays

@udayvarma756

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe ok

@aturtle4236

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe A ASIAN TURTLE VERIFIED

@Thatscrazy1111

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe *why do i hear boss music*

@colinguo5855

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Let her come then. *Epic Chinese fight music starts playing and gradually gets louder.

Professional Asian? That statement alone gave me "Emotional Damage."

0:15 wait... my mother does that

If Uncle Roger and Steven collab than the whole universe might implode

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

WE WILL UNINVENT PHYSICS

@fabianlopez2060

2 жыл бұрын

#helpAnAsianDadUninventPhysics

@edwardtye4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Then you can walk to school uphill both ways again

@armaanali9243

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe u mean stevrics

"wasn't so hard was it? by the way thats wrong." got me breaking

"And she's vegan." I mean yeah, that's a pretty high hurdle to overcome.

THX STEVEN NOW I CAN BE A FAILURE WITH MORE PRO LVL AND FINESSE TOWARDS MY MOM 😭😩

@blebweb

2 жыл бұрын

Hello jrzl big fan

@Pajirro

2 жыл бұрын

Sheeesh

@Wick291

2 жыл бұрын

Failure 100

@MessiNotPessi

2 жыл бұрын

Yo

@dankm3m3z39

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

Americans got the Avengers, But us Asians got the Failures starring Steven He, jrzl, Dadd- Uncle Roger, and Nathan Doan

@sixtynine4009

2 жыл бұрын

Dadd--- What?😳

@BarrackObamium420

2 жыл бұрын

@@sixtynine4009 shhhh we don't talk about that in these parts of the town

@bagelbob3979

2 жыл бұрын

aiyah natan forgot me giiing giing

@bunnybun1361

2 жыл бұрын

@@sixtynine4009 sorry children

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD break the box office record

I love how it is writen on the wall:- A:Average B:Failure C:Failure D:Failure E:Failure

Omg the grade list on the fridge brought back so much buried trauma lol

Grading: A for average B failure C failure D failure F FAILURE Peep the the fridge 😂😂

Hallo Steven we collab soon!

@arturojoya5904

2 жыл бұрын

YESSS, THE COLLAB WE'VE NOT DESEREVED BUT DEFINITELY NEEDED!

@simbaandstuff8877

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the collab Steven needed

@peacewasneveranoption7645

2 жыл бұрын

FUIYOH!

@smr6141

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve wanted this Collab for months. I hope it actually happens

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

AYYYYYY THE LEGEND 👑🙌🏻 YESSSSSS

I love the subtle fridge explanation of grades in the background just explaining even moreso that A's are expected.

1:07 the white board on the refrigerator says: A: average b: failure c:failure d: failure lol 🤣

"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover" Steven He and Uncle Roger: *Hold our Slipper*

@MH13579

2 жыл бұрын

I did imagine the hold our slipper in his Asian dad accent and it was beautiful

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

When failed and Haiyaa combine

@potatonumber200

2 жыл бұрын

How do you say Chancla in Japanese?

@3nyu_222

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatonumber200 failure

" Your cousin is even better then you, and she's vegan.. " I have no words 😩

@ScratchRZL

2 жыл бұрын

@e shut up bot

How is this man such a diverse comedic genius and I have not heard of him until 3 weeks ago?!!

Steven's dad: Wasn't so hard, was it? *walks out* silence Steven's dad: By the way that's wrong.

@rickwang365

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@VagabondTexan

Жыл бұрын

That killed.

“I’m a professional Asian that specializes in failure management” That’s a quote I’m keeping forever

@JuicySmoothieFruityBoy

2 жыл бұрын

Is he not saying "I'm a professional Asian "dad" specializing in failure management."?

Steven’s Dad: *VERY EFFECTIVE* Me: dying in laughter

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my master class

@C4rrion

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe so uh how much after the free trial?

@sarveshpadmakumar8423

2 жыл бұрын

@@C4rrion You got to need 3 PhD from Harvard for admission

"because i threw it i walked back and threw it again"

First we had EMOTIONAL DAMAGE Now we have PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE

My wife is still playing the supermarket trick with me to this day....and we're not even Asian.

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHA

Trust me, the leaving your kid in line at the grocery store isn’t just an Asian thing.

@MASTEROFEVIL

2 жыл бұрын

Mexican thing too

@dorihorvath6693

2 жыл бұрын

and Hungarian...

@MsXmaster666

2 жыл бұрын

and maltese

@noox13

2 жыл бұрын

My Mexican parents...

@godness10

2 жыл бұрын

and German!

"Managing your failure with style and finesse" I'm done in a matter of seconds bruh 😂

"And by the way, that's wrong." Omg! His timing is truly great.

"There is always a 9 year old Asian better than you." Ah shit lol

@incarnation6664

2 жыл бұрын

ahhh those times when I play chess and always win but then its time for chinese kids to get off of their school. ☺ what a memory.

@crystalamethyst6402

2 жыл бұрын

The fact one of my cousin got 3rd place in something in all of the Arab states and she's 9....

No one: *LITERALLY NO ONE:* Asian Parents watching this: *Pro level? Hon, that's only 0.001% of our power.*

@Wick291

2 жыл бұрын

Shaggy: *There is only one thing I fear…and its Stevens dads ability to punish failure.*

@zingfnm8191

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@Wick291

2 жыл бұрын

U

@domestx9786

2 жыл бұрын

@@zingfnm8191 no u

@thatmadlad5381

2 жыл бұрын

not funny didnt laugh

0:29 Actually, I feel like the more items we have, the more secure I am. At least then the cashier will have to spend more time scanning. It will be hella terrifying when we get to that point, but it's better than having just one item when we do.

LOL, the paper on the fridge said: A= Average B= Failure C= Failure D= Failure E= Failure

Dude, even though every character you play obviously looks exactly like you, they still seem like completely different people. It’s amazing and terrifying.

@yashasgupta1

2 жыл бұрын

That's racist. Those are different Asians. Damn dude.....

@blaiblaiblai

2 жыл бұрын

@@yashasgupta1 LOL

@yashasgupta1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sylviadong1514 hahahaha, you missed out the joke. I know it's funny and not really racist. I'm making a joke on his comment.

@lagudoufu

Жыл бұрын

@@yashasgupta1 how is that racist in any shape, way, or form?

the fact that he explains all of this like a college professor makes it 10x funnier

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I remember coming up with this idea. I thought I was a genius

@verentyee5413

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Look at this way, you are a genius of a FAILURE!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The worst part about the grocery line is when your parent leave u in line to grab something else, but they have the cash to pay everything with on them. lol

The “A = Average, B = Failure, C = Failure, D = Failure, E = Failure” on the fridge is just gold

My asian friends : "This world shall know pain." Or "Feel the pain, know the pain, accept the pain, share the pain."

@Stint45678

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Stint45678

2 жыл бұрын

A lock that spin hit M I N E

@user-qo5co8sp9q

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot become tha pain

@Stint45678

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qo5co8sp9q i am p a i n

@I___Am

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qo5co8sp9q YES! I'm the Pain. Lol

i like how the number of people just increases so fast during the countdown premiere

@sadcatspoo3227

2 жыл бұрын

I saw ur comment first when the live started

@daymare0

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Pelipear

2 жыл бұрын

I make skits! Would appreciate it if y'all would check them out. Thanks :)

@GamMCPE

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

LOL "and she's vegan." OMG so captures the automatic judging of EVERYBODY just being who they are as lesser-than. These vids capture the emotionally damaging childhood experience SO well!!!

The "i need to fetch something stand in the queue for me" is the worst

"dont matter if you are bill gates or Mozart there is always an asian better than you"-stevens dad 2021

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

You know Steven got a B in maths when his father is public-shaming him about underwear.

@cowardice9737

2 жыл бұрын

Even an a+ wouldn’t suffice. If you’re not getting at least 110% in all classes, then you’re not doing good enough. I am not Asian so I can legally get b’s and be accepted by society

@tristanlii

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowardice9737 that not even enough

@January1983_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowardice9737 lucky you

Love that sign on the fridge that says: A=Average B=Failure C=Failure ...etc.

BRO NAH MY WHOLE BODY HURTS FROM LAUGHING, EVEN THE PLACES THAT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW COULD HURT WTHHHHHHH

1:07 The sign in the background-

@FernLake

2 жыл бұрын

FAILURE

0:55 : slipper falls Steven : "that's prat of the play"

“I’m a professional Asian…” This dude’s a genius.

The "By the way thats wrong" was GOLD!

This man has a special place in ma heart

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 thank you Winnie

@marissasue319

3 ай бұрын

Mines too 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

0:45 i like it when steven says very effective.

“You will soon be managing your failure with style and finesse” 💀

1:08 I love the sign behind him that says A=Average B=Failure C=Failure D=Failure E=Failure

Something I have learned from watching Steven’s videos : we are Asians not Bsians I say it to every Asian person I know and my friend says: don’t do drugs, too expensive!!

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Best lesson ever. Schools should teach this

@maylinzhang701

2 жыл бұрын

Omg thank you so much Steven

@maylinzhang701

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe omg thank you so much your amazing

1:23 A=Average B=Failure C=Failure D=Failure F=Failure

@darkpro_xgm

2 жыл бұрын

Everything random= FAILURE

"By the way you're wrong" THAT SHI HAD ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣

I love the note on the fridge that’s “A= Average B= Failure C= Failure D= Failure E= Failure”

I love how failure management and being an Asian dad are professions now 😂. I want to take that course in college

"I remember your uncle skipped school once, now he's fat" When you do get a collab with your uncle don't show him that video :>

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy that’s true! I loved that line

@lovestay__.

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe lol

Stevens life history 32 subscribers to 10million in one year but the level of humor is still 100 million from the beginning

The sign next to Steven's dad A: Good B: Failure C: Failure D: Failure E: Failure F: Failure

Lesson 1: I had no idea my Irish mom was really an Asian dad. She went for the celery all the time.

i’ve personally had 3/4 of these experiences and they indeed do psychological damage

Dang, you didn’t have to hit in the feels with that first one

hahahh I love the backdrop fridge magnet at 1:21 that reads: A- Average, B- Failure, C- Failure, D- Failure, etc.

“I enjoy watching this around the corner” 😂

0:32 I feel like you just unlocked a memory that my brain has kept locked in secret, like I'm at home but for some reason I feel very anxious

That supermarket thing was so relatable, thank you for making this Loved it

You can feel the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE he has done

1:58 yoo that begin screen of the computer looks amazing i want that 😂

No one: The fridge at 1:35: A: Average B: Failure C: Failure D: Failure E: Failure F: Failure

“I enjoy watching this from around the corner.” Bruh.

"btw thats wrong" this is one of the funniest lines

Video idea: Asian dad goes to parent teacher meeting and tries to act proud to avoid looking like a failure of a parent in the eyes of the teacher.

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo I actually wrote this video a long time ago

@tanvinerurkar3787

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Really! I’d really like to see more things like this because it’s funny how Asian parents have this COMPLETE alter ego in front of anyone who is not Asian!

“I remember when my mum whipped me in a Louis Vuitton, then I never misbehaved again” 🤣it’s a classic

@marissasue319

3 ай бұрын

LV 😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for always making my day full of laughter 💕

The way he says "What the Hell" is perfection.

If Steven's dad keep punishing him it's going to drive him crazy and he'll end up working for the enemy Shanghai Corn

@jackalenterprisesofohio

2 жыл бұрын

Nah don't worry Ohio Corn only hires _failures_ cause we need to keep Ohio a flyover state to stop the public from finding out our low house prices.

@StevenHe

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooo

That super market one is actually the stuff of nightmares

@jackalenterprisesofohio

2 жыл бұрын

I'm usually the one to return or get something....since "you're younger"

I don't know why but every morning I wake up I just hear this guy saying "Very effective" and it makes me happy. I even downloaded a video and converted it to mp3 so now when I get a text message I hear "Very effective". I love you Steven, you're a great lad.

The way that African and Asian parents are the exact same parent is blowing my mind

Father: founder of Failure Management Agency Steven: oh hell nahhh

@offroaddemon1991

2 жыл бұрын

You didn't get a heart !!!! You are a faillluurree your cousin 3 comments ago got a heart he don't even know how to read and he's 4 !!!!