"So Christopher, what do you want to be when you grow up ? - A pirate, or an astronaut, or a junkie ! Or all of these..."

@Arkantolas

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget evil space wizard!

@kawaiilotus

3 жыл бұрын

No he be a bean.

I’ve never read a more threatening sentence than “WESLEY SNIPES IS COMING!!! GO! GO! GO!”

It’s like a soundtrack for a fever dream. I love it.

Here I was, Christmas Night, family is asleep, decide to watch some Gloryhammer videos and wind down from a whirlwind of a day, and now Wesley Snipes is eating my legs....

If Christopher Bowes doesnt write the best lyrics in the world i dont know who does... "gotta get some moondust for the king"

@JayV27

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta get some some space rocks for my dad

@ultimatesteve9647

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta get these artifacts or I'm gonna have a heart attack

@BaronSengir1008

4 жыл бұрын

For the Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy...

@MrEgofreak

3 жыл бұрын

Or Wesley Snipes is gonna eat my legs.

Whenever I feel down, I come here to renew my faith in humanity

This is Chris Bowes in his high moment

Dangit, didn't knew Wesley Snipes was such a threat!

@addedlife4986

7 жыл бұрын

That is what he is counting on :)

I'm highly surprised it's not viral yet xD

@markazade

8 жыл бұрын

+Alesia It should be.

@benemles

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's still not. Sorry buddy

@joeyverliesharen

Жыл бұрын

7 years later and still not viral :/

i want to watch this on oculus rift and feel like im totally high

this proves that bowes hasn't changed the last months with stuff like tcpq or tortuga, he always was this awesome when it comes to music!

Why does this not have millions of views!?

is this the official announcement for the 2nd Gloryhammer Album?

@Spooglecraft

5 жыл бұрын

Looking back, that seems pretty much to be what happened.

@garfieldatfreddys5381

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spooglecraft Perhaps Zargothrax needed to trade some moondust with the Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy for his crystal key? I think I'm just stretching to find links to support my new headcannon that the evil Chaos Wizard Zargothrax' true motivation is his undying fear of Wesley Snipes. Eternal Glory to the 'Newfanglt Aeronautics, and Sorcery Administration'!

When the song says "NASA", the guy who appears is Yuri Gagarin, a russian cosmonaut. I don't know if it's a mistake or it's intentional, but I had to say it.

@VitorJTekkRodrigues

8 жыл бұрын

Probably 150% intentional.

@COYM_1908

7 жыл бұрын

Knowing Chris and his style, it was probably the joke.

If I ever go into space, I'm playing this song on the way up and no ones gonna stop me

The sea shanty for space travels

EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ADHD, ALL I CAN SEE IS THE MULTICOLOURED VIBRATIONS OF TIME.

We need to send this message in space (if not already done)

Everything makes sense now.

7 people got their legs eaten by Wesley Snipes.

@CubicApocalypse128

5 жыл бұрын

Now both of my legs are made of wood The future's looking grim, it doesn't seem good So I drink all day and I drink all night I get really drunk and I get into a fight With an alien guy, with Jedi skills He beats me up til I'm nearly killed I ask him for mercy, do me no harm! But the bastard chops off both my arms! AAAAAAAAAAAA YOU JOVIAN BASTARDS!

This should be the title song of Kerbal Space Program ^^

Every time I play Elite: Dangerous, I'm going to have to look out for Wesley Snipes.

Imagin a universe when stuff like this is the most popular music ever

Power Rangers NASA Force main theme.

whatever he was on when he made this, I wont some!!

The return of Splen!

pretty sure mushrooms are involved here.

I cannot get over the sheer amount of awesome in this song.

Why does this only have 77k views? I'm bumping the views up quite a bit 😃

New best ringtone evah

@neuswoesje590

7 жыл бұрын

NachtHexe (MTB) right, mine is shotgun in the bum. imagine the looks when I get a call in public

@Soopcan42

7 жыл бұрын

hi5

This is f-ing crazy, spasmatic and simply amazing. This song will be stuck in my head for decades to come, thanks a bunch :P

This is officialy the greatest and best song in the world!

OMG the old Splen song reloaded! #filledwithjoy

YAAAY SPLEN!

Imagine the look on the king's face when he only gets dust, but your dad gets entire rocks.

Best song ever.

quality entertainment

Space, the final frontier ....

This is absolute gold

just perfect!!!

This is my new favorite song ever.

Brilliant!

Thank you , now I got this stuck in my head!

This song saved me from suicide

@Haeresiarchonte

8 жыл бұрын

+xXx_H1TL3R 5W4G_xXx I wasn't thinking about it, but I do think that if I were it could have saved me from it. Don't yo think we should do something about Wesley Snipes?

@sharpenednoodles

6 жыл бұрын

This song made me commit suicide

@blackscience8980

5 жыл бұрын

Watch out from Wesley

@IvaHaze

3 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

wow thanks man!

Sir, you are my spirit animal.

Music of the future!

this is amazing.

my first thought was "we need that on Osu"

Really though, what is about Wesley Snipes eating legs?

@theevildrummingsithlord1492

4 жыл бұрын

Those are the legs from the Midget Saw.

THIS IS SUPER AWESOME

why is this song so good

This is why I feel like I'm your best friend Chris, even though you've never met me before in your life.

The new Polish anthem kurwa !

@COYM_1908

5 жыл бұрын

Polan CAN into space.

Tis is EPIC!!!!

If aliens ever contact us, the first thing we should send them is this.

Splen reboot project? Yes please. The Ballad of Richard Branson must be done.

Amazing song :D

So this is how Chris got his US citizenship

F*cking Wesley Snipes, man!

Why am I liking this, why?!

Is the mention of Wesley Snipes a metaphor for just HOW black space is?

absurd,rythmic,flashy i like that

You could include this song in your next album as a bonus :D

I have learned so much from space about this song

Splen did

yeah!!!!!!!!!

...to much...to much for...to much for me *MINDBLOW*

This song is actually fucking awesome

Chris, you're a piece of work......Quite the interesting one

This music gave me inspiration to do some Happy/High Eletro Power Metal band...

I foresee a Back to the future album, fighting Albator lol awesome

So, I'm here totady....

Unfortunately I had to leave pretty early to catch my train so I missed it. Awesome gig though, great atmosphere.

You should so play this as an outro song at an Alestorm show (or Gloryhammer if you guys ever play a live show)

yayyyyyyyyyyyyy mestolbau power

I'm just gonna /sign this :D

Hey dude! You have to put this song on google play music!!

WE ARE SAILIN THROUGH THE SEAS YARR YARR YARR YARR

man so good. Hate teccers etc but this gets me going? nice work! yharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If flat earth exists, poking fun at NASA is that much more fun

People who don't like this "know" the Earth is flat.

Hey Chris! When we can buy a long-awaited DVD? Approximate date? Wait it with impatience! =)

I want asdfgfa patch for battle vest xD

Secret track in the next gloryhammer album

Would this make you a space pirate? da dun tttsssshh

HOLY FUCK IM TRIPPIN BALLS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

It actually was, were you there for that? Me and Chris mimed it very enthusiastically. Not that many people were still there at that point though.

@patrickbuerke1390

4 жыл бұрын

Ello there Ralathor

Where the fuck have you been all my life!? Just heard Ping Pong and this and I'm in love!

Speaking of Splen, YOU STILL OWE ME AN UGLY DOG DRAWING!

Not sure if this should be in a pro or anti drug ad

What did I even just find?

Cool, like it even better then the splen version :D

One small step for man

Was the King pleased when you brought him the moondust?

Omg actually I'm stoned and I thought about something watching the video "Wow that's so weird that makes me fell high"

Lol dat wacky pirate! Just found this now, a credit would have been nice

who needs LSD when you have this

Bill Ward, Dave Lombardo, now Stuart too? IS NOTHING SACRED?

this would do just fine as an outro to your show at pagan fest xD