"your appetites arent as big as your noses" lmao

"People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch" LOL

@kapple654

5 ай бұрын

hahahahah

Ha..Cuddy and Taub knew each other even eleven years ago:p

@innag6888

4 ай бұрын

and talking in metaphors too!

Carol "go on, sit down, you know you're not allowed back here".... as if he is a dog that she's trained - lol

I love the other waitresses' reaction when Helen told Jack to sit at someone else's station. :D

“I don’t care how many people buy his books.” Love that line.

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses huh?" LMAO

@Iambored4039

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@443red

2 жыл бұрын

Appetites aren't as big as your noses?.lol

@IAmAlmightyGod

2 жыл бұрын

Just woke and lol at the thought of that line.

"I've got Jews at my table!" ROFL

@myname604

Жыл бұрын

Considering how few there are, I find it to be a common problem.

@janetmccoy7945

Жыл бұрын

Your appetites aren’t as big as your noses!!

@VOUXE

Жыл бұрын

You’d be pissed too!!!

@charlesmacgregor2686

6 ай бұрын

Its happening a lot in Palestine

@wrekk

4 ай бұрын

😂🤣

"You people who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."......haha

This movie, in the theater, was amazing. For the first 10 minutes, up until he makes the comment about her son....the theater was just laughing at everything. After that, the movie settled down and it wasn’t quite as funny. The way they did that, went from 11 to 0, and slowly built it back up was a work of mastery. Nicholson’s work (and Helen Hunt too) was astonishing. This piece is a masterclass if you want to bridge comedy, drama and mental health issues.

@Italian69Boi

Жыл бұрын

"we all die one day, i will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will" lol I dont think he meant it to be cruel hes just so matter of fact

-- "Don't touch !!" -- "Get a life !" 😆

1:10 "Take the money, debts make me crazy." Ain't that the truth.

I love this movie.

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch". Hahahaha, well he's not wrong

@haveatyou1

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@suelynrogers

Жыл бұрын

@@haveatyou1 Me either?

@myname604

Жыл бұрын

@@suelynrogers I find it sad some people don't have an inner monolog.

@irishcountrygirl78

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Fun fact 1:08 that moment where Jack blocked her from getting by was improvised 😂

0:56 I love the part where Carol touches Melvin and he does not retire or complain, it is implied that he is in love with her.

@jm8136

4 жыл бұрын

no its not

@scrawled_inblack9882

Жыл бұрын

@@jm8136 Yes it clearly is

@dudetocartman

Жыл бұрын

It's not that he's in love with her, it's just he's use to her tolerating his actions and personality. He doesn't like being touched by strangers. Because she knows him well and he likes that she is patient with him and kind, he was alright with her touching him.

Hey it's Cuddy and Taub!

@fdme33

8 жыл бұрын

crazy you're so right...

@jeffreygaston6387

5 жыл бұрын

Wow! I've seen this movie hundreds of times and I never even noticed. Awesome!

@johnrothwell8485

5 жыл бұрын

In the 'house'.....

@stayoung80

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just realized it!

@gabedude68

2 жыл бұрын

Here bc I saw them! But the other waitress is also the cute alien chick from Galaxy Quest - Missy Pyle!

Poor Dr Cuddy... She was hot

Based Melvin

If this movie was made in the "Golden Age" of Twitter, it would've been about how an author with OCD gets cancelled for racist remarks.

Taub and Cuddy on a date?!?! House would be furious!

Melvin, the untouchable,. Was touched at 1:00 and didn’t freak out.

@justicejakober5506

2 жыл бұрын

I suffer from OCD myself

Looks like they had already paid the check then decide to have a long conversation afterwards on restaurant time. Pay your tab then move along.

Mel gibson at breakfast.

@dreamworld6

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@kapple654

5 ай бұрын

hahahah - or cartman

As somebody who worked in many bars and restaurants I assure you this gentleman would have been thrown out immediately there's absolutely no way even if he was a regular customer this would ever be allowed

@se5d

Жыл бұрын

and that is why you used to work in public catering. even tho he is a schizophrenic, he spends a lot on a regular basis. he is white, good looking, clean respected person with cash. They should have given him a separate table. Its business baby

@pepper1188

Жыл бұрын

@@se5d He's far from good looking and he would not be allowed to stay in any social establishment. Employees do not take abuse anymore, it isn't 1950.

@user-wc8em2it6d

11 ай бұрын

Abuse? Movie came out in 1997. Sadly in today’s thin skinned society you are probably right. Current time, a Barbie movie. 🤢

@pepper1188

11 ай бұрын

@@user-wc8em2it6d I doesn't matter if the movie came out in 1890, harassment is abuse. You try going into a restaurant insulting patrons at a table, moving into an employee area, pushing waitresses, and then telling your personal waitress that their son is probably going to die sooner or later when he knows that the son is sick? Abusive in any timeline, but that's me🤨

@user-wc8em2it6d

11 ай бұрын

@@pepper1188 “As Good As It Gets” is an awesome movie. Plus if celebrities are rude, they can open up their own restaurant. I agree with you though. People should never be allowed to disrespect the the guests or employees. Zero tolerance.

LOL! "I've got jews at my table!"

I know it has been said before, but it just such a strange coincidence. Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson sharing screen time together in small roles as token jewish folks before anybody even knew who they were. With the world being as small as it is, 10 years after this movie Peter Jacobson is cast alongside the aforementioned Lisa Edelstein on one of the most popular shows on television in which they both have large roles.

Thanks for posting the scene...funny how this disorder has so many funny aspects

‘I’ve got JEWS at my table!’

@JimmyBergman7

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus is God and only way to heaven and escape eternal hellfire

Lisa Edelstein looks so beautiful in this...as always.

@mdd1963

2 жыл бұрын

ultra-doable!

@skylinerunner5327

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Absolutely stunning.

@Braglemaster123

2 жыл бұрын

Love her ‘

And the couple leaves to go further their careers on House.

"How much ya got ta eat??"

Thank for these videos.

I relate to this scene more and more each day.

@darizob

6 ай бұрын

Ditto

Happy Birthday Lisa Edelstein🎂🍾05-21-2022

So Cuddy and Taub knew each other before House came along...

@Italian69Boi

Жыл бұрын

haha thats where I saw them

if i worked there or was a customer i would have gone insane listening to her talk about her damn date after the 5'th time hearing about it.... 4 times in under 2 min.

Melvin was just conditioning the female customer to help her deal with her future employee Dr. Gregory House.

@Italian69Boi

Жыл бұрын

"Im a bored.... certified Doctor" lol i love that part of House M.D.

Actually he play a very cute charming man and he always teils the truth

@hamwise881

Жыл бұрын

It's not that he tells the truth, it's that he says the first thing that comes to his mind, true, reasonable, or not.

@Whoopdido777

Жыл бұрын

@@hamwise881 Which is interesting because that sounds exactly like another TV character…Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, who just happens to be Jewish.

lol House talks in metaphores... I'd love to see that scene :D

Sadly I won’t ever forget the very first time that I had actually watched this film and it was on that Saturday night before 9/11 had happened which is so truly heartbreaking to look back and realize that my first time actually watching this movie was during those last and final 72 hours of the remaining life of the Twin Towers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wow Taub and Cuddy were dating they must have been going to med school at that time in 1997. Plus they looked young

@KalashZikov

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah i noticed that too wonder if they reminised on the set of House.

@jeffreygaston6387

5 жыл бұрын

That's great!

@RobinPM86

Жыл бұрын

how do you know they weren't brother and sister in this scene?

Yep. Pretty cool to see.

These are all quotable lines you can use every day

bann for life and he goes everyday.

Lot of people have this problem right now

You couldn't make this movie in 2019

@Kruppt808

4 жыл бұрын

why?

@Kruppt808

4 жыл бұрын

@growlingbehemoth they make plenty of offensive non pc movies nowadays. It's a common youtube take that this movie could never be made now!!!!! If you look all the movies produced around the world some of those 90s movies look tame by comparison. That comment is akin to who's listening in 2020

@JoefromNJ1

4 жыл бұрын

do u understand the difference between promoting bigotry and portraying it?

@swiftslick

3 жыл бұрын

YES, you can. Just change the title to : “Trump: The Early Years”.

It’s Cuddy and Taub, fuckin’ A! 🤣🤣🤣

It's Taub and Cuddy!!!!

"I've got Jews at my table" Nicolson the philosopher

@bkeen7013

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is a problem if you live in NY. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@DV-cz2kz

10 ай бұрын

​@@bkeen7013I love watching Seinfeld!

I know these couple in the table, theyre casts in HOUSE MD lol..

If the script writer was a Muslim, this line could be more like, "You appetites are bigger than the land you've grabbed in Palestine." 😂

@TheChickenLine

5 жыл бұрын

Well he wasn't, he and Nicholson weren't anti-semitic either. So take your hateful politics somewhere else, how about on a Hamas or Hezbollah Supporters site?

@XxowendanxX

5 жыл бұрын

There's no such place as "Palestine"

@hdawg7016

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Israel is the Jews homeland

@jonathanbirch2022

Жыл бұрын

Of course you’re right Ahmed, the Zionists did steal land from the Palestinians. But the Zionist trolls would never admit to that.

i got jews on my table!😂 jack swings at jews in alot of his movies.sometimes,i think he does it intentionaly.

Taub and Cuddy from House are at his table.

Why are all the people standing still across the street in this scene in the beginning? Where they all waiting for the scene to be shot and see Jack?

aren´t those people on the table cuddy and taub from house?

Funny how Taub and Cuddy can’t stand him and then go work with House.

I have a favorite spot in my local Vietnamese Pho restaurant, if someone is sitting there when i drive by I sometimes go somewhere else.

1:40 hilarious Best movie

WOOOW! Taub and Cuddy! She looked pretty hot back then!

Oh, yeah, Cuddy ( Lisa Edelstein ) & Taub. What a coincidence.....

anyone recognized the woman at the table ? :) if you're watching house MD you'll know who she is ...

Could this be made today?

It's that other doctor too, the new one, the former plastic surgeon.

Great film been played a lot on British TV lately (post 9pm) but with much cut from it, including the 'appetite's' scene at the table here, & the 'don't come knocking' (fudge packer) scene earlier, thus censoring Melvin. Idiotic

Jews in NY?!!! Yea right! Only in the movies folks, only in the movies.

@ziraprod6090

6 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@davidalexander422

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the name of a Broadway play lol.

@Xannyphantom905

4 жыл бұрын

@@blinkerboy what happened to the Italians and Irish

@oswaldjr.

3 жыл бұрын

Rootless cosmopolitans in a major global financial centre? Yeah right!

What was the doctor's name?

1:32 🤣🤣🤣

1:49 - It's a young Dr. Taub and Dr. Cuddy from House.

0:37!

are films allowed on youtube? I have seen some..

LOL :-)))

hahahaha cuddy's from dr house apear on this scene ^^

yeah, CUDDY and she still looks good!

That jewish couple is totally that one jewish doctor AND Cuddy from House.

"I got you-know-whos at my table" you mean, "doctors"? Cause that's Cuddy and Taub from Prentiss Plainsboro teaching hospital. ("House" for those who still might not get it).

@sanismad Also the man, he is on house too. Cuddy and Taube are the Jews at his table.

they left! :D

Cuddy and Taub. Where's House and Wilson?

@JIMB0312 Hehe I recently started to watch house ... when I posted this I was still on season three ...

Here from the intent to live book

hahahhaaahhaa people who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch hahahhahahha

cool that was Cuddy with the plastic surgeon(i don't recall his name)

I take it this is the PC version ?

this is 2020 and I am watching 'The Kaminsky Method' with Mike Douglas. Then a woman who plays the daughter of Alan Arkin comes in to the show. I look at this woman and think to myself, I have seen this woman before and I think she looked like the woman who plays the jewish customer in As good as it gets'. bingo.............I was right. Wow............she didn't even have a speaking part in that movie and yet I remember her face from years ago........

what year did this movie come out?

@lukess.s

3 жыл бұрын

1963

So Taub and Cuddy are long time friends

Abby0Normal: That's Cuddy ( Lisa Edelstein ) & the guy who has a degree in plastic surgery...... Whose name & character name just dropped out of my brain..... Damn !!

I'm Royal soprano at seven years old Alamater at eleven.

@disneypassholder 'you know whose" rhymes with jews though it should be "whos" I suspect the video poster is applying mock discreet ironic humour.

What was the owner said? "I don't care how many..............." I can't hear it clearly.

@IMLowry

5 жыл бұрын

I think he said "I don't care how many people buy his books"

@a97421

5 жыл бұрын

Ian Thank you for your answer!

@susanb2015

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably I don't care how many times he's eaten here. He throws him out later.

he works from home Why does he live in new york ? ? ?

How come he didn't say Jews is he afraid

Thats the actress from house.

It’s Mr. Cantankerous right on Schedule for his Meal Demands and so how come now nobody working at the Restaurant like Carol or Brian the Manager/Owner who work there don’t all call out to each other and Scream Battle Stations Everybody Hurricane Melvin’s right on course for Verbal Damage ahead of Schedule ! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡!

커피를 마시는 블랙 프라이데이 칸타타

@user-qj2kf1wp8u

2 жыл бұрын

erudition Vancouver and crushing build eggs and

Cuddy and Taub meet (the man who played as) the Devil. XD Wonder what would've happened if House had met this guy(Nicholson). lol!

No need to be rude, Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more

That one Jew is Lisa Edelstein.

@MrAitraining

Ай бұрын

Accurate casting

rude people.id ignore him.