Jaques sure is a chill-ass bird. Jon just shakes all the fuck around and he just sits there doin his thing.

@bloodysteel6429

9 жыл бұрын

I imagine with his other worldly birdliness he has gotten used to Jon...

@StabStabStabStabby

9 жыл бұрын

his wings are clipped

@michaelpruette751

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah and he never squakes either.

@caramelmousse8509

9 жыл бұрын

And he never shits on him. I need a diaper for mine.

@griffinblanton3100

9 жыл бұрын

Merrick Brown of course he doesn't poop he's a robit

8 years later... and I FINALLY understand the blue and purple pants... they were for the other 2 bars that Jon never needed to use because pressing A works better

@thetamaximum1901

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, how did you find out?

@obsessivelyobsessed5263

3 жыл бұрын

@@thetamaximum1901 I looked at the top corner of the screen... Every time Jon did certain things the bars would go down... That's pretty much it

@thetamaximum1901

3 жыл бұрын

@@obsessivelyobsessed5263 It's the little things. Nice observation btw I would have never got that

@juangorda

3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed the same thiiiiiing

@zandrmandr8300

3 жыл бұрын

I only figured that out because the gold pants were used for health and made an educated guess about the other two.

I love how Jacque doesn't even get fazed by Jon wiggling around like a breakdancing earthquake... 🦆

@shawnfields2757

5 жыл бұрын

Diana Fronsdahl Breakdancing earthquake is a good way to describe Jon's dancing. that, or him having a seizure while sitting down, or maybe him trying to do the Charlie Brown dance, again while sitting.

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

He's a pretty chill birb

@Mozzie195

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but breakdancing earthquake is the best words I’ve ever hears

@phoenixgirl8037

4 жыл бұрын

"breakdancing earthquake" my new favorite saying.

@KarimJ2007

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean _”Jacques”_ ?

Watching this in 2021 and seeing that old KZread interface gave me so much nostalgia

@seid3366

2 жыл бұрын

That interface was cooler

@Zamurkai

2 жыл бұрын

Those were the days

@crimsondynamo615

2 жыл бұрын

God the days when KZread wasn’t made a zombiefied corporate shell by google

@samclauer9535

Жыл бұрын

watching this in 2022 i was looking for this comment...

@GrimGearheart

Жыл бұрын

@@crimsondynamo615 Google literally bought youtube the year after it was released. They made that UI. People think they miss that interface, but they don't.

It kind of feels like Aquaman is highly underrated he's the only one protecting 70% of the Earths surface

@yeetymcyeet4760

8 жыл бұрын

+shnapoodle like Atlas in mythology. He holds up the entire sky and nobody gives a sh*t about him.

@vladmirstalin4020

8 жыл бұрын

+SonicViperGaming I suppose that is unless he shrugs right? But in all honesty the intent is he is not known of or simply not cared for but Aquaman is rather important to DC comics as being the only hero in sea and on land but his powers are based on his aquatic surrounding thus bad for land fighting making the assumption that he is not useful at all

@SasukeTheCursed

8 жыл бұрын

To be fair Atlas was holding up the sky because he was one of the Titans that lost to Zeus, Hades and Poseidon during the war. So people don't care for him because he was an "evil" god that was only holding up the sky as punishment.

@itsethaniguess4079

7 жыл бұрын

yea but he does't seem to be protecting the great barrier reef very well :d I hope he will protect those fish a little more, or maybe in the comics he is, who knows?

@vladmirstalin4020

7 жыл бұрын

+Enuma Elish still his job was kinda important

i hate the water level

@legoking6165

6 жыл бұрын

You know what I think would be a good idea? If Playtonic games tried their hand at making an Aquaman game.

@boss_boy_

6 жыл бұрын

I have to agree

@peanut_guy1645

5 жыл бұрын

9:55 everyone

@JackOfHarts96

5 жыл бұрын

I hate the level where you play as Aquaman.

@JBZ007

5 жыл бұрын

So the whole game

“So I can finally afford a bicycle” - JonTron How far our boy has come.

@PhantomFelix211164

2 жыл бұрын

Now he can afford TWO bicycles

jaque stays on his shoulder surprisingly well with all his thrashing

"Please, if you're an Aquaman fan and you know the reason behind this hookhand fanfiction, step one: Email me the reason or leave a concise comment below!" Your heart skips a beat as you hear those words. Finally, the time has come. Your extensive knowledge of Aquaman lore will finally serve you well. Oh, how you've longed to hear those sweet, sweet words all your life. You immediately scroll down to the comments section and eagerly begin typing an in-depth explanation of Aquaman's oft-forgotten prosthesis. But hark, another step! You pause mid-sentence and scroll back up to the video. You eagerly await the next step of the plan that might give your life a purpose in this discordant, chaotic existence. "Step two," you hear JonTron say. You are filled with anticipation. You feel faint. "Fuck you," Jon says. You are silent. You can barely process the two words that Jon has uttered. You slump down in your chair, defeated. It was all for naught. As you somberly delete the beginning of your Aquaman thesis you had typed into the comment box, a single tear rolls down your cheek. It was too good to be true. Perhaps your nigh-endless comprehension of the Aquaman mythos was simply never meant to be shared. Perhaps only you have the capacity to retain such information. With resolution, you click away from "Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis - JonTron." You have been hurt in a way you never thought you could be. Perhaps you will find another purpose in life, perhaps not. Either way, you have forsaken Aquaman. He is now no more important to you than he was to the rest of the DC fanbase. More tears drip from your face, salty as the very water your former hero resided in. You close your eyes and take a deep breath. "‘Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all," you say, your heart heavy, yet also strangely light. You are free now. You have let go.

@ZatohRondohoon3227

8 жыл бұрын

I'm Sorry, Man.

@drwexan7684

8 жыл бұрын

this Brooke my heart tbh

@ZatohRondohoon3227

8 жыл бұрын

Bread Cat x3 Cool! I Was About To Correct That, Anyway!

@smileitsjustagame2937

8 жыл бұрын

that was beotifuul

@StickySauce101

8 жыл бұрын

"you're tearing me apart, Aquaman!"

I remember in the Justice League Animated series Aquaman lost his hand trying to protect his city so he was given a hook to replace it.

@chaosinc.382

9 жыл бұрын

***** Thank you for saving me the trouble. :3

@thezachvolt6883

9 жыл бұрын

***** Fuck you. (Note: This is a joke relating to Step 2.)

@ThePhantom4516

9 жыл бұрын

***** I read that as head, I was very confused

@smiley32190art

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes in the Justice League cartoon, but he actually cut off his hand to save his son after his evil brother overtook the throne. Then he sent Auqaman & son to their doom down a sliding rock into lava. (He was chained to the rock and had to cut off his hand to get out.) We just watched that episode today!! :D

@Gammera2000

9 жыл бұрын

I thought he cut it off to save his son (something to do with his hand being caught, and cutting it off was the fastest way to save his son)

Aquaman loses his hand when Charybdis steals his ability to communicate with sea life and sticks Arthur's hand into a piranha-infested pool which results in the loss(Aquaman (1994 series) #2)

@duxhunt

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the 2nd rule: Fuck You

@Boredtobewild

4 жыл бұрын

2: f you

@diegogaming2408

4 жыл бұрын

Who cares

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

I legitimately want to know if this is true or if you're just bullshiting me

@diffusewings4937

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

Ocean man Take me by the hand Lead me to the land That you understand

@phantoom7166

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah

@thermax44

5 жыл бұрын

OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HOOK

@hermitpurple3224

5 жыл бұрын

Why is the Sonic live action movie in my Jontron video

@53subscribersnovideos35

4 жыл бұрын

@@thermax44 OCEAN MAN, STEP TWO, FUCK YOU

@FrostiFire1

4 жыл бұрын

no just no Its time to stop

*looks back at the old KZread and JonTron's channel background.* "JonTron Updates Frequently!" Me: Pfffft...sorry.

@SmosBois

8 жыл бұрын

;-;

@twodoubleofour

7 жыл бұрын

JustSOH yeah...

@ferrarienzo6544

6 жыл бұрын

yea he really dropped good KZread quality

@captaincornflake

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't that back when KZread also told you when your subbed channels commented or liked videos? That'd probably count as "updating."

@samwiththejam9308

6 жыл бұрын

JustSOH sad Boi hours

I've read like five different stories about how Aquaman lost his hand in the comments and I can't give a fuck to discover which one is the real one.

@tristanvach1195

8 жыл бұрын

+Snipper Joey All of them are real because there is more than one aquaman.

@snipperjoey1151

8 жыл бұрын

tristan Vach wut

@tristanvach1195

8 жыл бұрын

Snipper Joey There are multiple universes in the DC multiverse

@snipperjoey1151

8 жыл бұрын

tristan Vach Like in that movie were some DC heroes travel to an alternet dimension with alternet dimensions of themselves?

@tristanvach1195

8 жыл бұрын

Snipper Joey yes

20 bucks for a 3/10 game makes sense when you'd pay 60 bucks for a 9/10 game. The math works.

@samuelwirfel1476

9 ай бұрын

True

@shelby5809

8 ай бұрын

why would you buy a game for 60 bucks lmao

Man, seeing old KZread is crazy. I'll say it again, JonTrons videos are timeless.

@InklingFan77Mettaton1936

Жыл бұрын

I Agree. I Miss Old Early 2000s KZread. And These Old JonTron Videos As Well. His New Ones Are Phenomenal As Well.

@MattDeRac

Жыл бұрын

@@InklingFan77Mettaton1936 KZread wasn’t invented in the early 2000s, you mean the late 2000s

@InklingFan77Mettaton1936

Жыл бұрын

@@MattDeRac I Meant That Yes. Apologies For The Mistake. KZread Was Made In 2005 Though And That Is Kind Of Close To Early 2000s.

@spimbles

11 ай бұрын

you must be hella young lol im 19 and i grew up on these vids

@wakomikro

11 ай бұрын

@@spimbles No, I'm 37. It has been a long time, and seems to move ever faster as you age. Also, JT has always been for a more mature audience. Imo, at least

The ironic part is that outside of this old cartoon, Aquaman is rather badass: - He can survive in pressures that would crumble submarines like a candy wrapper. - Being able to survive this pressure also makes him very strong. Not quite enough to punch out Supes, but at least he can throw the Titanic at him. - He effectively owns the oceans, aka the majority of Earth - All undersea creatures are his to command, including whales, hordes of sharks, giant squids and any cthulhuesque nightmare the writer can come up with - And then there his army of loyal Atlantean soldiers, who have far more advanced weaponry than the people on land. Sadly, Aquaman never had someone like Tim Burton change his mainstream image. (Seriously, if Batman was just a bit less popular back in the day, most of us would only know him as Adam West)

@Roar_of_Heaven

10 жыл бұрын

You forgot that he can summon Cthulhu

@EvilDoresh

10 жыл бұрын

MLP Fede That's what I was getting at with "cthulhuesque nightmare" :3

@Roar_of_Heaven

10 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!! \(._.)/

@EvilDoresh

10 жыл бұрын

MLP Fede Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn (^w^) !

@ShiroNekoDen

10 жыл бұрын

EvilDoresh in stranger eons even death may die

Holy crap. Jacques is one obedient bird if he stayed on Jon's shoulder during that intro

@justsomeguy1136

5 жыл бұрын

All these years and I STILL have NO IDEA how hes such a chill bird.

@milkywayflea404

5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguy1136 It's bird seed. That's all you need to know.

@justsomeguy1136

5 жыл бұрын

@@milkywayflea404 "special" bird seed if you catch my drift👀

@FrostiFire1

4 жыл бұрын

ha I ruined the 123 like count

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

I need me some of dat bird seed

Level 1: oh no Atlantis is being attacked by these guys! Level 2: Oh No! Atlantis is being attacked by these guys! Level 3: *Ohh! Noo! Atlantis is being attacked by these guyss!*

@mr_h831

3 жыл бұрын

Did the algorithm bring you here? This video is as old as shit. Lol

@lordbander8767

3 жыл бұрын

Mr_H jontron never gets old

@mr_h831

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordbander8767 oh you too i see? Im just here because.. Well im bored as shit and it's late. No algorithm for me. Lol

@n.j.oproductions5790

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr_h831 Lol

@n.j.oproductions5790

3 жыл бұрын

@Elisha Davis don't mind me, just replying to a reply

That is one chill burd, surely he occasionally flew off between takes, but to hold on tenaciously while you're spazzing around like that...

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

It's all dat seed, man

0:34 remember when KZread looked like that?

@HoneyRuruka

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaAnimazing remember that song.

@MegaAnimazing

8 жыл бұрын

+TheLionheartStriker before or during the comments?

@MegaAnimazing

8 жыл бұрын

+TheLionheartStriker before or during the comments?

@HoneyRuruka

8 жыл бұрын

***** during

@MegaAnimazing

8 жыл бұрын

TheLionheartStriker Castlevania Dracula X's final boss theme.

Whenever something crashes, I just have to say: "Hey Aquaman? Oahhh. I think it creshed..." even if it isn't a Aquaman game.

Seeing old KZread formats is always so surreal

I think Aquaman is a bit underappreciated. This guy could be keeping the mass armies of Cthulhu and his kin at bey and no one even knows it!

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

That brings up an interesting question. What would happen if Cthulhu woke up in the DC Universe. Would Aquaman be able to contain him? Would he just go crazy like people normally do? I'm actually curious, because Cthulhu looks kind of like a sea creature, but he's from a different Universe thing

@Tigron101

4 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I think most of his minions and kin are amphibious or aquatic in some way.

@sean33840

4 жыл бұрын

What if Aquaman and Atlantis were worshipping cthullu the whole time and no one bothered to find out their religion. They're just waiting for him to wake up and keeping the ocean safe for him.

@Tigron101

4 жыл бұрын

@@sean33840 *Le gasp* Mind freaking blown!

@notoriousjester2593

4 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I'm gonna crash into this comment section to answer this question, but actually, Aquaman wouldn't be able to control Cthulhu (as far as my knowledge on Aquaman goes) because Cthulhu is actually from space, not our ocean, he just resides underwater and has an affinity for it. Now Godzilla Aquaman could totally control! I hope that helps!

Poor Aquaman. One lame cartoon and now EVERYONE (or at least everyone who hasn't read comics or seen the good shows he has been in) thinks he sucks. Even though, you know, he can call upon sharks and sea monsters, has bullet resistant skin, can lift a building over his head, can control water and technically owns two thirds of the planet.

@Shrikeswind

9 жыл бұрын

Aquaman is like a battleship. Pretty impressive in the water, worthless on land. Which would be fine if most comics actually took place in the water, but with only a handful of exceptions (most of which are custom-tailored to Aquaman,) comics take place on land or in space, both of which are far more heavily populated.

@KevlarNinja

9 жыл бұрын

Um, no, Aquaman isn't that useless on land. Again, super-strength, durability, plus he could make a sword out of the water particles in the air and slice you in two, or just impala you with the TRIDENT OF POSEIDON that he caries around.

@caitlinobrien273

9 жыл бұрын

He's actually a LOT more badass than people give him credit for, for most of the reasons you've already said

@cppietime

9 жыл бұрын

***** Sounds like a waste of energy considering he can just.. you know... condense water vapor.

@Well_Meaning

9 жыл бұрын

cppietime He's also used to the depth pressure of the deep oceans, which probably also makes him crazy strong.

Playing as ??? is much harder then playing as Aquaman, you only get soul hearts.

@TailsDoll420

10 жыл бұрын

I have to applaud you for that.

@434haloman

10 жыл бұрын

Meh, I don't really have that much trouble with ???. JUDAS on the other hand...

@sanitago

10 жыл бұрын

Oh hey! Someone I've subbed to! Better make this good..... I got nothing. Well, can you give me the date for your next video?

@LastStandBro

10 жыл бұрын

Playing as Isaac or Cain is much better. Isaac has balanced stats and cain can boost his stats if you get pills like crazy.

@Jimey28

10 жыл бұрын

***** Binding of Issac reference

step one: he chopped off his hand to save his son while in a volcano. step two: i will be waiting on the bed

"Oh the hu-manatee" slew me, Jahn is a genius.

The hook hand wasn't fanfic, bro. It happened legit in the series. But, you know, since nobody cares about Aquaman... nobody cares.

@oneshot2139

8 жыл бұрын

aqua mam is a great character now though

@cleo7867

8 жыл бұрын

+Epic Marigold ikr? Aqua Mam is the best superhero

@mayyorokakumi

8 жыл бұрын

It was a joke you know

@gameboyjr4607

7 жыл бұрын

Congrats! Step one complete! Step two: FUCK YOU

@catstuxedo6321

7 жыл бұрын

Thing is Atlantis is, as far as I know, the only thing resembling a human society underwater that Aquaman can interact with, and that obviously doesn't span the entire ocean. Sure, the underwater ecosystem is pretty diverse, but without the diversity in humanoid societies to match that of the surface world, Aquaman's exploits are bound to get monotonous no matter what you try.

Seeing the 2012 youtube homepage is really nostalgic...

@racheldilts7690

5 жыл бұрын

Roody Tooty "JonTron uploads frequently!"

@ryman1933

5 жыл бұрын

@@racheldilts7690 *updates

@Disapointed_Luigi

5 жыл бұрын

XD i remember the very first video i watched, it was from markiplier and i was on my playstation when i was watching him and then oh wait nobody fucking cares ;_;

@pigeon4489

5 жыл бұрын

@@Disapointed_Luigi tank you

0:57 “All the things I could’ve been... All the things I didn’t get a chance to say; Jacques, I love you man, I wish I could’ve been a better woman to ya.” wat 😂

"Jontron Updates Frequently" - Jontron Channel Page 2012

@mr.monotone1908

3 жыл бұрын

"curb your enthusiasm begins to play"

and superman 64 is the spiritual successor to being shot in the foot and dying of dysentery

Why do I keep getting interrupted by a commercial about flying babies making toilet paper?

@PortalPupf5t4Fh7

10 жыл бұрын

and even worse, the babies are called ANGELS. Here's a quote from the commercial. "That little angle is making strongness, that little angle is making softness, that little angel says WEEEEE". yep

@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear

10 жыл бұрын

LOL I fell off my chair reading that!

@PortalPupf5t4Fh7

10 жыл бұрын

why angelsoft, why.

@lilwyvern4

10 жыл бұрын

Portalpup Pup Two words brotha: Adblock Plus.

@SuperZez

10 жыл бұрын

Torcularis And anyone who doesn't abide by those two words is paying JonTron with somebody else's money.

I know I'm late to this, but... that was actually my FAVORITE level in Star Fox 64. There were allies flying around you could save, lots of enemies. Only level in the game that made me feel like I was actually flying in a war rather just on a rail. Ah, memories...

I made the comic in gmod and it took me 2 minutes

@ThatOneLegendEmerald

3 жыл бұрын

2 years late but PROOF

@gaminggoof1542

3 жыл бұрын

You're hired

@Donorito

3 жыл бұрын

i also want to see

And THAT GUY is wearing a SUIT of BACON

@Caprikyzer

6 жыл бұрын

"An-oh-wha-and THAT GUY is wearing a suit of bacon!"

@pollodormido2

5 жыл бұрын

Who? Lady Gaga

"I would appreciate it if you'd watch even more of my videos so I could finally afford that bicycle" *clicks link* *video unavailable* I'm sorry, Jon, I really wanted you to have that bicycle! :(

Don’t mind me, just rewatching Jon’s older videos.

I don't know why, but your intro is something i never skip The music is not annoying and the intro is short Just tellin ya buddy

I'm sure that the secret character is actually Superman. You know, seeing as this game feels like a reskin of Superman 64

@alexanderpape7024

6 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke, but fuck you, I'm ruining it anyways. The secret character is Ocean Master, the main antagonist of the story and Aquaman's brother.

@kefkapalazzo9587

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderpape7024 Is there a way to unlock him

@TheFlamingDoh2

5 жыл бұрын

Viewtiful Z Online it says there’s two unlockable characters: Black Manta and Tempest

@JaelinBezel

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderpape7024 i was hoping for Mera, honestly.

@zyzzy-ko4ww

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, both Superman 64 and Aquaman Battle For Atlantis were butchered beyond belief by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in a week.

What's next? Mermaid Man: Battle for Bikini Bottom?

@teamepix6391

7 жыл бұрын

Mytmyles you never know

@teamepix6391

7 жыл бұрын

Man Ray might be there too

@boss_boy_

6 жыл бұрын

I would buy it

@thatonequietkid2453

5 жыл бұрын

No, because that would be fun

@AutizmoGaming

5 жыл бұрын

that would be pretty sick

That poor bird. hanging on for dear life while Jon flays around like he's having a seizure. Lol

I love coming back to Jon's older videos, so much nostalgia.

Got this game as a gift a year ago, I never touched it, and never will. Edit: OLD KZread, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

@Morrigan101

9 жыл бұрын

Little pip avatar... Fallout Equestria... note: Fallout Equestria does not represent Fallout or its community in any way... it represent the brony community( i honestly don`t have anything against them) but... i hate when people think they know stuff about Fallout because of FoE... its just outrageous

@supermario863

9 жыл бұрын

Gaming Foxy If anything, the FanFiction inspired me to play the games

@Morrigan101

9 жыл бұрын

***** yeah it has that... but don`t think about FoE when you play those... it wouldn`t combine

@supermario863

9 жыл бұрын

Gaming Foxy Well, there are some similarities, such as the Wasteland. Whether it be of Washington DC or Equestria.

@Morrigan101

9 жыл бұрын

***** well yeah that is obvious... but FoE tries to be dark all the time... Fallout does not take that aproach so much... specially if you are a 1 inteligent character in Fo1 and 2

"Summoning a giant sea turtle" I never laughed this hard in my entire life...

@bluejayfinch

7 жыл бұрын

Hello!

@ulfandersson100

7 жыл бұрын

+TooKawaii_desu4u hi

@SOIBand

7 жыл бұрын

because is so absurd and what is the turtle going to do for the rest of its life? just sit there and wait for death ? :D

@dann6065

5 жыл бұрын

No the turtle produced his “love sauce” and when mixed with the water at that temperature and at that pressure it turned in to a hard sticky substance like cumcrete

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

By the looks of it I think it's a _Flex Turtle_

1:07 jesus christ, jacques is still holding on to jon's shoulder!!

Just seeing the old KZread…I didn’t experience it sadly, even tho I’m 27 but, still reminds me of the good old days…

seeing old youtube... i have no words...

Oh god, those cutscenes. It's like some high schooler trying to make a screenshot comic in MS Paint

Been going back during the Quarantine and watching these old JonTron episodes...still comedy gold more than eight years later!

OCEAN MAN TAKE MY HAND

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

That could explain why he only has 1 hand

Aquaman had his hand eaten by piranhas in the 90's. I don't know any context and I don't care enough to research.

@BottomGlassCinema

9 жыл бұрын

Joe Morgan The less context you give us the more hilarious that sounds.

@setsers1

9 жыл бұрын

Philly Wonken XD

@LilZesty

9 жыл бұрын

+Philly Wonken WHEN WHAT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

@TheRoxBox99

8 жыл бұрын

This video was made after the New 52 comics were made. The New 52 comics are GREAT!

@voxalpha577

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Morgan His hand...was eaten...by piranhas. Aquaman. The guy who can talk to fish...lost his hand...to piranhas. A maze ing.

PUBLIC: Aw man, Aquaman sucks! AQUAMAN: Well you know what? Just for that, I'm not going to tell you jack shit about the ocean which you've only explored 5% of. I'll fuck your ships up, call my sharks and ride them off to Atlantis, which you've never found. Oh yeah, and did I mention you've also never found the Titanic? Or Amelia Earhart's plane? Haha, good luck finding those. I'll just meet you there. At the Bermuda Triangle.

@Alex-lg8oo

9 жыл бұрын

Well found the Titanic. GGWP

@Alex-lg8oo

9 жыл бұрын

Edsill Alex We* Fuck auto correct.

@seb6809

9 жыл бұрын

who gives a fuck about the ocean when we are going to live in mars anyway

@silnroz6957

9 жыл бұрын

King Minos Doesn't help his case that we already know where Earhart crashed, too after they found the plane's engine. Either way Aquaman is a badass who doesn't get enough attention because people think his only power is being able to talk to fish/sea creatures.

@ratware8058

9 жыл бұрын

***** wasnt it found last year on an island

Seeing the old KZread layout is so nostalgic. >

You see Jon, the best explanation i found is actually a pretty good one. In an episode of the early 2000's Justice League animated series when Aquaman returned home to Atlantis from the world pease treaty (at metropolis or what ever it takes place i don't realy care neither did anyone else) Aquaman found out that his brother Orm hired Deadshot to kill Aquaman. But Orm kidnaps Aquaman chains him to a rock near his baby son (which is pretty sick the more you think about it). As Orm pushes the rock into a pit of lava thus killing and/or burning him and his baby boy. As Aquaman is able to break out his right hand he chops of his left hand to save his son leaving him a hook hand giving us a pretty badass climax with Aquaman teaming up with the Justice League and killing his brother in the process. In the comics Black Manta just chops his hand because ...............Ehhh. You know what? who cares? you most likely don't. Sorry for wasting your time with this spoiler. I'm just a big Jontron fan. Your my hero dude. Love Lukas Cartoons

summoning a giant sea turtle, huh?... well at least it makes more sense than in a different episode I think aqualad said "Aquaman the ocean is on fire!!!"

@VALKYNAZ

10 жыл бұрын

I thought that said 'Aquasalad'. omg I've been laughing at that for ten minutes straight wtf

I actually kind of miss hook hand Aquaman (who, by the way, yeah, that's a real thing from the comics) because as cool as Aquaman is now, edgy 90s Aquaman was just an overcompensaed badass in a charming way.

@alexcunningham1647

7 жыл бұрын

he's the best one a moody aqua man I better than a boring one

@elroyscout

7 жыл бұрын

I liked the animated universe one.

@kadenthehuman

6 жыл бұрын

He looked like Fred from scooby doo

@HovektheArtist

6 жыл бұрын

Give it time every aquaman loses his hand somehow, so i say if he hasnt gotten his hook hand already it will be back in 2018, too bad we might not get the aquamullet ever again

@deathwing1059

6 жыл бұрын

Blair Johnson g

Remember Jontron?

@tyler6602

Жыл бұрын

Pepperidge farm remembers

The hook hand is because that version of Aquaman is thinly based off of Aquaman from later comic books (issues 51+, in which he had a hook hand).

@cozzybuggi

2 жыл бұрын

bruh this is 10 years later

Those "Pants" are actually pickups that restore the colour-coded bars. Yellow = Health Purple = Block Blue = Power

@b33lze6u6

9 жыл бұрын

Are you an exper

@KGshink

9 жыл бұрын

Wow much expert. So MLG. wow

@serana1445

9 жыл бұрын

I bet this will be useful to people who have the stomach to play this game. Which is less than zero.

@KurenaiHideyoshi

9 жыл бұрын

The funny part is that I don't own the game, nor have I played it. XD

@KurenaiHideyoshi

9 жыл бұрын

Serana Translation: This will be useful to people who are forced to play this game.

6:20 took me 5 minutes to realize this was cave of wonders. from snes aladdin

@nickolas_

6 жыл бұрын

ultimaT thankyou

@amurderrabbit6972

6 жыл бұрын

No it’s superman 64 :( the evil but more worst more worst how can it be worst then superman 64

@aGhostChicken

6 жыл бұрын

@Hakon Fuentes-Schilling The music track at that spot is definitely from the Aladdin game on the SNES

@argonaut5572

6 жыл бұрын

ultimaT i have alddin for the snes and i cant beat level 2

@laurynwade2470

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you I've been trying to find that song forever

6:24 I quit. *_UNNNNNNNGH!_* 😂

And after a Solid sektor burn, the John recedes back into his cave

dat old youtube layout!!! it makes me want to cry......its.....just.....so.....beautiful.....

I had this game... my aunt got aqaman for me for xmiss, cause it was like 5 dollars. worth Christmas gift ever. until video game reviews like jontron came along I really thought I was the only one that hated this game. I really tried to like this game, everything Jon said about this game is exactly how I felt when I first played this game.

@JaelinBezel

3 жыл бұрын

Even the bit about the pants?

Irony of time has made Aquaman movie the best one in DCCU

12 years later, and I still watch this. Jon Tron, thank you!

This is why Mermaid Man will always be better than Aqua Man

@phoenixmeowcatattorney2543

8 жыл бұрын

I just looked up who mermaid man is, and you seriously need to get your facts straight

@anthonynguyen5788

8 жыл бұрын

The Undertaker TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!!!

@ThatGenericPyro

8 жыл бұрын

+Anthony Nguyen "EEEEEEEEEEEEEVILL!!!"

@demon1103

8 жыл бұрын

+ThλtGENERICPyro [A KZread Channel] I don't get it....all i said was "there's evil afloat"

@theblucarpenter1753

8 жыл бұрын

+Anthony Nguyen TO THE CHIROPRACTOR..... AWAYYYYY!!

IGN reached for the forbidden numbers. It was obviously part of the new genre 'Gamer Horror.'

@sonicsgamingchannel3781

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Rhodes Well, can't spell IGNorant without IGN.

Old jontron breaths life into me

You know it's 2012 when you see Ron Paul in the news 😂

I dont think the developers should be blamed for this... What usually happens with these types of games is a studio (lucky chicken) comes out of the industry, fresh and ready to make games. Since they have no experience, they are forced to take contracts that they know are bad, yet have no choice because they just dont have any fucking money. From what I've seen, most developers openly admit that they knew the games they made would be horrible and that they were ashamed to work on things like this... And once a studio is used as a trash bin where bad game licenses are deposited, it enters a cycle where every company sees the studio as a place to pump out popular licenses. Then, they never get a real contract that they care about, and are consistently forced to make horrible games because they need the contract money. This practice has pretty much been existent for the entirety of the gaming industry. However, there are examples of a few studios who have broken this chain where, instead of a trash license that they didn't care about, they were given a contract for a game that they had a passion for. For instance, look at Double Helix, whose previous contracts included things like Green Lantern and GI Joe... They were given a contract to remake an old fighting game called killer instinct. They realized the opportunity to break the cycle, and went all-out for that game, and it turned out pretty fucking good. But in the end, this is what happens to an underwhelming minority of studios. Most just continue their existence, pumping out barbie or aquaman games. They know what they make is horrible, yet they're forced to keep going. Cut them some slack. It sucks to be in a position like that.

@TheMornal

10 жыл бұрын

Is LJN one of those studios?

@Guru8bit

10 жыл бұрын

***** Yup

@Thejackel79

10 жыл бұрын

***** It would be if LJN was a developer, but it isnt. Actually the developers were Ultra Games (Better known as Rare) and fucking Atlus.

@Brim_the_Wizard

10 жыл бұрын

That would be true for a throwaway title like movie games, but these guys did not appreciate the potential of popularizing Aquaman

@gjoulahbar8626

10 жыл бұрын

Bethesda sorta. Technically, they were a bad devolper who got out of the cycle but then became a publisher.

Whole game full of water levels, oh boy...

@jeebiv4961

8 жыл бұрын

I'm getting Sonic flashbacks!

@SkyrimTheBoss

8 жыл бұрын

God damn water temples everywhere man!

Wtf was it with gamecube back then? Aquaman: battle for atlantis Spongebob Squarepants: battle for bikini bottom Except battle for bikini bottom was actually a pretty good game.

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, who needs Gold pants when you got Underpants!

@jackrose3542

4 жыл бұрын

N.J.O Productions squarepants*

@n.j.oproductions5790

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackrose3542 there's underpants in that game too

@warrickgirl37

4 жыл бұрын

I had battle for bikini bottom on my Xbox, damn I loved that game

@NiccoloMachiavelliii

4 жыл бұрын

Did you guys buy Battle for bikini bottom Rehydrated?

10:07 to 10:10 secret Splatoon character.

Fuck me. Aqua Man had his hand eaten by piranhas. The cartoon version is more badass because he and his baby were strapped to a boulder and falling into the Earth's core. So to save himself and his baby, he took the little "A" off his belt, cut his own hand off , saved his baby, and took his throne back.

@Shockwave377

7 жыл бұрын

The Banana Melon damn

@Nehzzie

7 жыл бұрын

The Banana Melon That was the best Aquaman.

@GreenNinjaTea

7 жыл бұрын

the dc animated Aquaman was a badass force to be reckoned with

@thebananamelon5065

7 жыл бұрын

amen

@jalapinoy3790

7 жыл бұрын

Piranhas?! Are you fucking serious? Can't he talk to fish?

Wait, that's what KZread used to look like?! Whoa Kids...

@LmaoZeroGN

8 жыл бұрын

Customizable KZread backgrounds, pretty awesome. I made one for myself but after Google shoved it's plus sign down our throats they forced us to use the new banner thing now. Kinda sad.

@owenmanton8174

7 жыл бұрын

Thankfully, that was before my time.

@SapkaliAkif

7 жыл бұрын

+Owen McMillin What ?

@owenmanton8174

7 жыл бұрын

Mehmet Akif Çalışkan I mean that I didn't have to see that feature go. It's happier that way.

@Comkill117

6 жыл бұрын

Tylor Robertson are you going to rate 5 stars for that?

2:36 missed opportunity for a Riddler joke

I'm surprised Jaque manages to stay on Jon's shoulder the whole time.

Love that ending!

@howdoiopenapdf8362

2 жыл бұрын

ye

Aquaman had his hand bitten off by a piranha, and has had multiple prosthetics including a hook hand.

@nathanburnett9110

7 жыл бұрын

Soap Digestion STEP 2 FUCK U

@HovektheArtist

6 жыл бұрын

In another one the kraken tore off his hand as a teen when he first found out he was half atlantean and tried to swim there

0:34 First time I notice after all these years that Jon is subscribed to a Ron Paul channel lol.

When it comes to invisible walls, at least they were nice enough in Spyro the Dragon(PlayStation 1) to mark off the invisible walls.

@lamrethal695

2 жыл бұрын

If they are marked, they aren't invisible

@CrownOfRoses541

Жыл бұрын

@@lamrethal695 In Spyro 1, the invisible walls are marked off with pillars on the very edge of the levels. The panels between the pillars are invisible so, yes, they are technically invisible walls. Also, when you bump into them, there's a ripple on said invisible wall, and if you have the rumble turned on, your controller will vibrate. 😑

@lamrethal695

Жыл бұрын

@@CrownOfRoses541 Alright, thanks :)

brb jontron i got to eat dinner

@TheSuperDerp

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSuperDerp im back

@abagel486

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSuperDerp Nobody cares.

@Malicos

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSuperDerp what did you eat?

@KillerOfU33

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSuperDerp All these people missed the joke lmao

@dragondeadool3676

8 жыл бұрын

+TheEarthboundian424 _ fuck you

7.8 out of 100 too much water

@danettemccray-brown2282

7 жыл бұрын

Darius Brown this isn't hoenn.

@rowletandbulbasaur3467

7 жыл бұрын

Danette McCray-Brown I know I just thought this joke made sense

@whenitsthe4907

7 жыл бұрын

7.8/7.8 perfect amount of water

@rowletandbulbasaur3467

7 жыл бұрын

Roserade The Lil Flower Lol

@autobotstarscream765

6 жыл бұрын

Prince_of_Hope We do not forgive. We do not forget.

Rocksteady needs to make an Aquaman game OR ANY OTHER DC HERO, THE ARKHAM SERIES WAS AWESOME I WANT MORE

@JaelinBezel

3 жыл бұрын

MAKE A WONDER WOMAN GAME, YOU FUCKS!

Hopefully they make another Aquaman game due to the Jason Mamoa resurrection and more of his dc reboot badassness and Jon plays it again lmao

fun fact: after failing with videogames, lucky chicken changed their name and started to make perfumes... their name? ... chicken permission

@MrMoron-qn5rx

6 жыл бұрын

Realy? I think not

@mitunacaptor312

5 жыл бұрын

Murcia doxial I love you for this comment.

@AutizmoGaming

5 жыл бұрын

explain please is this an inside joke of sorts?

@figs-oliomedley

5 жыл бұрын

@@AutizmoGaming I think it's a pun on Chicken Parmesan but with perfume in the name It's a food dish and it's super good Chicken Parmesan I mean not the Chicken Permission

@figs-oliomedley

5 жыл бұрын

@@michelsand5399 oh XD

I guess the only people that find Aquaman cool are the hardcore fans, Aquaman does alot more than swim. Aquaman has telepathic powers, Which he can control people with. His trident can cut superman. He can send out a low pitch frequency that can hurt superman. He has strong skin not impenetrable by bullets (maybe low caliber) but damn near impenetrable skin. Stamina. Strength. He can jump high. He can control the seven seas. He can control all animals not just fish. He lost his hand to manta, In some versions he has a hook, in others he has a hand made of water or ice.

@whittynene

9 жыл бұрын

i like Aquaman because(LANGUGE LESSON) aqua means water in spanish and i like water

@thethinkinggamer7847

9 жыл бұрын

pedro ayala You are so wrong, aqua is a latin word. Water in Spanish is agua, with a "g". Close, but very different. Romance languages have similar roots due to having ties to Latin.

@derpydash4944

9 жыл бұрын

Wow. I'm going to the comic store now.

@reddragon8167

9 жыл бұрын

People also seem to forget that "Creatures of the Deep" includes all of H.P. Lovecraft.

@thejordyoshi

9 жыл бұрын

I'm not a hard-core Aqua Man fan, I'm not even a hard-core DC fan, I do think he is cool though.

Love that intro. The fact that his hat flew off and Jacque didn't is stunning. Also, unintentional bird pun.

The old boomerang a time when it still wasn’t known but you could stand to watch it, it did have both animated Batmans

@YuukiTakemoto1996

4 жыл бұрын

And it had BIIIIIIIRDMAN!

You know, for all his weirdness and the way people make fun of him, Aquaman actually has a pretty special power. He can communicate with Cthulhu, krakens, the Leviathan... Any mythological creature that lives in the ocean. He can communicate with them and possibly control them. That's enough for me. ...Also his latest reboot is pretty hot.

@MLJ-zp3ju

8 жыл бұрын

You know that not only is Cthulu much bigger than anyone's ability to comprehend a physical concept like the ocean, but that he's also not a sea creature, right?

@smoshifyy

7 жыл бұрын

+MageLordJack except he is

@jacquelinewarner-smith1770

7 жыл бұрын

king kirby Thank.

@guyshuford5802

7 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu is space monster, just found bottom of the ocean cozy place to sleep.

@NotTheGodOfWar

6 жыл бұрын

Jacqueline Warner-Smith NARWHALS

Actually, Aquaman did have a hook hand for a period in the 90s. It's around the time that he started becoming a legit badass (He was one of the few 90s comics where tacked-on grimdarkness actually worked)

@jeremyhandy1084

10 жыл бұрын

But did you follow Step 2?

@megaultralegomaster

10 жыл бұрын

Wait, Aquaman being a badass??? What dimension are you talking about and do pigs fly there?

@jeremyhandy1084

10 жыл бұрын

Master That Guy I believe it. It's not likely, but it could happen.

@dandavis9834

10 жыл бұрын

Master That Guy I believe the dimension is called reality.

@femoman

10 жыл бұрын

Master That Guy The New52 universe, for one. The universe where he defended the entire American continent from being sunk beneath the sea by the armies of Atlantis.

Almost ten years old and highly rewatchable, thats not an easy thing to come by

10:03 best rap lyrcs ever

Am I the only one who likes Aquaman? :(

@sleepy_jean

9 жыл бұрын

Do you know the reason for his hook? Then step 2

@michaelkelley88

9 жыл бұрын

ShyFilip yes

@HellspawnRKO

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, lots of people, including me, like Aquaman as a character, but nobody likes this game... at all.

@CyberLance26

9 жыл бұрын

Aquaman is one of my favorite superheroes and most people that make fun of him dont know anything about him and only do it because they see other people do it all the time.

@TheRoxBox99

8 жыл бұрын

No, you're not. I do think he's cool. But he's not my favorite.

5:20 "Good hiding spot bro, they'll never find you there" XD

Aquaman is my favorite misrepresented super hero by far. Canonically in the comics, he has control over all life that evolved from marine life(every being on earth), leap 6 miles in a single bound, lift more than 20,000 tons, swim at speeds in excess of 6700 mph, telepathy in a very large and undefined radius, and that bomb-ass magical trident forged by the Gods. There's a ton more but it becomes a little redundant. Basically, weather control, ability to turn into an ocean, the usual. If Aquaman was ever portrayed in popular visual media as he appears in the comics, he wouldn't be the joke he is today. RIP in pepperoni, Aquaman.

in retrospect, hookhand aquaman is the coolest aquaman